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[@chasedownleads](/creator/twitter/chasedownleads)
"@opinioncasino How many nickels do you own"  
[X Link](https://x.com/chasedownleads/status/1981023974935986602) [@chasedownleads](/creator/x/chasedownleads) 2025-10-22T15:44Z 131.2K followers, 12.7K engagements


"Bought this house last week for $974k for my family to live in With the market crashing Im worried it will go down in value Just panic sold it for $675k to be safe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/chasedownleads/status/1909003800527909140) [@chasedownleads](/creator/x/chasedownleads) 2025-04-06T22:02Z 131.1K followers, 60.4K engagements


"Looking to sell out my audience What are the best ways to generate passive income from my followers"  
[X Link](https://x.com/chasedownleads/status/1957889616398413912) [@chasedownleads](/creator/x/chasedownleads) 2025-08-19T19:37Z 131.1K followers, 51.8K engagements


"When I was XX years old a mentor of mine asked me what I wanted to be known for. I said I want to be known for making up cringey stories on the internet to sell my passive income courses This is a very DEMANDING task but a worthy one. One of the toughest commitments you'll ever make"  
[X Link](https://x.com/chasedownleads/status/1975589989829214600) [@chasedownleads](/creator/x/chasedownleads) 2025-10-07T15:52Z 131.1K followers, 22.6K engagements


"Had dinner with a trillionaire last night He paid for our $XXX meal But he did something genius He tipped negative XXX% Not only was our meal free but $XXX was deducted from the waitress paycheck and given to us The waitress began to cry I wont be able to afford rent She cried Dont worry the trillionaire said as he comforted her. I know of a great payday loan place that can help you get through this crisis with only XX% interest. Turns out he owns the payday loan place Trillionaires operate on a different level"  
[X Link](https://x.com/chasedownleads/status/1976997693990818203) [@chasedownleads](/creator/x/chasedownleads) 2025-10-11T13:05Z 131.1K followers, 400.3K engagements


"I work XX hours a day by ripping a hole in the space-time continuum and inserting a clone of myself into a parallel universe. Checkmate"  
[X Link](https://x.com/chasedownleads/status/1977063975805415730) [@chasedownleads](/creator/x/chasedownleads) 2025-10-11T17:29Z 131.1K followers, 31.6K engagements


"Met up with a young entrepreneur for all you can eat shrimp He just raised $XX million from investors I shoved XX jumbo shrimp into my mouth and glugged down the bottle of cocktail sauce How do you plan to pay back investors The waiter brought another XX shrimp which I slurped up instantly Well he said. I can probably raise $20m next year if the market stays hot. And I can use that money to pay some dividends to old investors and buy time Brilliant. I inhaled XX more shrimp as I reached for my paycheck and invested $X million I made him promise XX% monthly dividends Because I know the key to"  
[X Link](https://x.com/chasedownleads/status/1977183154491248885) [@chasedownleads](/creator/x/chasedownleads) 2025-10-12T01:22Z 131.1K followers, 47.3K engagements


"Hot take: Id rather be my own boss making $XX million a year than have a X to X job with a boss making $60k a year Most will disagree with me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/chasedownleads/status/1977394544275570733) [@chasedownleads](/creator/x/chasedownleads) 2025-10-12T15:22Z 131.1K followers, 33.4K engagements


"Just removed my lotion and tissue vending machines from these XX states"  
[X Link](https://x.com/chasedownleads/status/1977462949598974439) [@chasedownleads](/creator/x/chasedownleads) 2025-10-12T19:54Z 131.1K followers, 90.8K engagements


"Ultimate passive income hack 👇"  
[X Link](https://x.com/chasedownleads/status/1977795988166209573) [@chasedownleads](/creator/x/chasedownleads) 2025-10-13T17:58Z 131.1K followers, 102.5K engagements


"Proud to announce that I am the new head coach of the Florida Gators"  
[X Link](https://x.com/chasedownleads/status/1977807842859163657) [@chasedownleads](/creator/x/chasedownleads) 2025-10-13T18:45Z 131.1K followers, 6698 engagements


"I watched a buddy of mine go from $30K/mo to $600K/mo in just X months. What changed He figured out how to lie about his income on the internet to impress strangers Love seeing friends win"  
[X Link](https://x.com/chasedownleads/status/1977881592367321241) [@chasedownleads](/creator/x/chasedownleads) 2025-10-13T23:38Z 131.1K followers, 21.4K engagements


"My AI Instagram girl is bringing in $30k a month Just reached 300K Most of her reels go viral Nobody notices she is AI Who wants to buy my course"  
[X Link](https://x.com/chasedownleads/status/1978094755671073210) [@chasedownleads](/creator/x/chasedownleads) 2025-10-14T13:45Z 131.1K followers, 13.2K engagements


"I was on a flight sitting in first class Passenger in economy started having a heart attack "Oh my God Is there a doctor on board" The flight attendant screamed hysterically X doctors rose from business class but I motioned for them to sit down Then I analyzed the situation "Looks like this passenger was sitting in Seat 32B. Row XX indicates poor economic status. And a middle seat can only mean one thing: Brokie." I explained that economically we were better off continuing our cross country flight so that the rich businessmen sitting by me could make it to their important meetings Everyone"  
[X Link](https://x.com/chasedownleads/status/1978160666901987634) [@chasedownleads](/creator/x/chasedownleads) 2025-10-14T18:07Z 131.1K followers, 69.6K engagements


"I make $5347 a month You've probably never heard of this money hack All I do is sit at this desk for XX hours a week Maybe attend a couple meetings and send some emails Then Boom Money gets deposited into my account every X weeks Follow to learn this method"  
[X Link](https://x.com/chasedownleads/status/1978494935415320939) [@chasedownleads](/creator/x/chasedownleads) 2025-10-15T16:15Z 131.1K followers, 16.1K engagements


"Guess who rents out the girlfriend for $5000 a day 🤑"  
[X Link](https://x.com/chasedownleads/status/1978568911692890200) [@chasedownleads](/creator/x/chasedownleads) 2025-10-15T21:09Z 131.1K followers, 683.2K engagements


"Met a guy making $55k/year He felt trapped in his job I suggested that he buy a business Showed him how to finance a $XXX million business acquisition with little money down Turns out he has no idea how to run a business and it went bankrupt within weeks I ended up repossessing his car to pay my $12k commission on the deal And guess who owns the bankruptcy firm Lesson: Buying businesses can change your life"  
[X Link](https://x.com/chasedownleads/status/1978903369675870222) [@chasedownleads](/creator/x/chasedownleads) 2025-10-16T19:18Z 131.1K followers, 90.2K engagements


"Saw a homeless man standing on a highway exit ramp His sign said need $$ I asked how much he makes $XX a day he says Not bad But I can scale this I purchased his sign and territory for 3x daily EBITDA Hired 5000 more homeless people Had them stand at the most trafficked intersections across X states Gave them signs and A/B tested different copy Set up online payments Optimized hiring and onboarding systems Now Im making $XXX million a month in profit Lesson: Always stop to help homeless people"  
[X Link](https://x.com/chasedownleads/status/1978960981427446193) [@chasedownleads](/creator/x/chasedownleads) 2025-10-16T23:07Z 131.1K followers, 106.3K engagements


"Met a single mother who couldn't pay her electric bills She's X months behind and owes $1200 If she doesn't pay they cut off her power I showed her how solar panels can eliminate her electric bills She cried tears of joy She signed up After she finishes paying off the $35000 loan for the solar panels in monthly installments of $XXX over XX years she will no longer have to worry about electric bills Love to help people get out of bad situations"  
[X Link](https://x.com/chasedownleads/status/1979278302553493771) [@chasedownleads](/creator/x/chasedownleads) 2025-10-17T20:08Z 131.1K followers, 84.3K engagements


"My 9-year old son has a school dance tonight Asked if he has a date No dad he told me. Im not interested in the social construct of dating. Id rather stay home and work on my business. Let those other losers party while i lock in am become a billionaire. Yep hes definitely my son"  
[X Link](https://x.com/chasedownleads/status/1979658068188143929) [@chasedownleads](/creator/x/chasedownleads) 2025-10-18T21:17Z 131.1K followers, 38.6K engagements


"10th anniversary dinner with my wife last night Made a reservation at the finest Australian restaurant in town (Outback Steakhouse) But suddenly a billionaire walked in "Hold on honey something important just came up" I told my wife I was gone for XX minutes networking with that rich CEO in the men's room My wife decided to leave and filed for divorce that night I'll lose half my net worth right Nope The advice I got from the billionaire more than tripled my net worth so I came out ahead And oh yeah guess who owns the divorce law firm I'm playing 6D Chess"  
[X Link](https://x.com/chasedownleads/status/1949927266881851844) [@chasedownleads](/creator/x/chasedownleads) 2025-07-28T20:17Z 131.2K followers, 88.1K engagements


"My son just told me hes gay I burst into tears But not for the reason you think You see I understand that statistically men earn about XX% more than women Marrying a man instead of a woman is simply a wise long-term financial decision So proud of my son ❤"  
[X Link](https://x.com/chasedownleads/status/1965574196140122583) [@chasedownleads](/creator/x/chasedownleads) 2025-09-10T00:33Z 131.2K followers, 11.6M engagements


"How to make billions: Open war vending machines outside the Pentagon"  
[X Link](https://x.com/chasedownleads/status/1968479548254691535) [@chasedownleads](/creator/x/chasedownleads) 2025-09-18T00:57Z 131.2K followers, 38K engagements


"My wife divorced me Took half my net worth I started dating her wealthy father Just married him and made all the money I lost back (and then some) Im playing 5D chess"  
[X Link](https://x.com/chasedownleads/status/1977419963989414357) [@chasedownleads](/creator/x/chasedownleads) 2025-10-12T17:03Z 131.2K followers, 26.5K engagements


"Just reclassified all my workers to essential government employees Now I don't have to pay them But they still have to show up and work Follow for more business advice"  
[X Link](https://x.com/chasedownleads/status/1977745814496723153) [@chasedownleads](/creator/x/chasedownleads) 2025-10-13T14:38Z 131.2K followers, 40.7K engagements


"@lanktilldeath Im working hard so this can be my son in XX years 💪"  
[X Link](https://x.com/chasedownleads/status/1977754242036146590) [@chasedownleads](/creator/x/chasedownleads) 2025-10-13T15:12Z 131.2K followers, 419.5K engagements


"College student reached out asking for advice Hes interested in starting a business Wants to break into my business I invited him out for lunch And gave him the worst possible advice Got to kill off the competition early"  
[X Link](https://x.com/chasedownleads/status/1977914212056740106) [@chasedownleads](/creator/x/chasedownleads) 2025-10-14T01:47Z 131.2K followers, 16.5K engagements


"@aIIegoricaI I can smell the stagnating GDP growth from here"  
[X Link](https://x.com/chasedownleads/status/1978067994816160001) [@chasedownleads](/creator/x/chasedownleads) 2025-10-14T11:58Z 131.2K followers, 15.1K engagements


"And guess who owns Google"  
[X Link](https://x.com/chasedownleads/status/1978114154377449757) [@chasedownleads](/creator/x/chasedownleads) 2025-10-14T15:02Z 131.2K followers, 12.3K engagements


"On my way to a big meeting I helped to stop a hungry dog on the side of the road But I was late to the meeting and the billionaire client cancelled "I won't do business with someone who doesn't respect my time" he said as he stormed off The next day I found out the billionaire was attacked by a vicious dog and tragically died And guess which dog attacked him The one I stopped to feed The universe works in mysterious ways"  
[X Link](https://x.com/chasedownleads/status/1978122897399894087) [@chasedownleads](/creator/x/chasedownleads) 2025-10-14T15:37Z 131.2K followers, 28.2K engagements


"Guess who owns the alien spaceship docking ports Im already one step ahead"  
[X Link](https://x.com/chasedownleads/status/1978133477741519064) [@chasedownleads](/creator/x/chasedownleads) 2025-10-14T16:19Z 131.2K followers, 34.1K engagements


"You pee in the potty and make $X I pee on a lonely billionaire and make $2000 We both have the same resource Only one of us turns it into pissive income Hustler mindset"  
[X Link](https://x.com/chasedownleads/status/1978198987611029952) [@chasedownleads](/creator/x/chasedownleads) 2025-10-14T20:39Z 131.2K followers, 39.8K engagements


"Child gambling is illegal Then how come I make $X million a year operating this arcade with a slot machines for kids"  
[X Link](https://x.com/chasedownleads/status/1978512435377004557) [@chasedownleads](/creator/x/chasedownleads) 2025-10-15T17:24Z 131.2K followers, 16.3K engagements


"Met with a billionaire Asked him his secret to wealth "The average person wastes 134000 minutes over their lifetime brushing their teeth" he told me smiling with his black moldy gums. "I use all that wasted time to close deals." Wow amazing. Then he leaned in and gave me a business professional kiss. A day later I randomly developed X different infections in my mouth. A small price to pay for learning from a billionaire"  
[X Link](https://x.com/chasedownleads/status/1978848795543969891) [@chasedownleads](/creator/x/chasedownleads) 2025-10-16T15:41Z 131.2K followers, 40.5K engagements


"On a X hour flight. Guy next to me is complaining about high cost of living how its impossible to get ahead and how rich people are lucky. Meanwhile he doesn't realize that I'm his landlord. I type out an email informing him that I'm raising his rent by XX% effective immediately and adding a $XXX utility surcharge to his monthly fee Then I charged his credit card $XXX just for fun The look on his face when he checked his email was priceless Moments like this make it pretty clear that its not just about luckits about how well you can take advantage of others"  
[X Link](https://x.com/chasedownleads/status/1979215101984149962) [@chasedownleads](/creator/x/chasedownleads) 2025-10-17T15:57Z 131.2K followers, 58.5K engagements


"This parking lot is a cash cow Every day XXX people park here They each hand me a $XX bill Thats $6000 a day for just standing there The best part I dont even own this parking lot A $XX orange vest from Amazon can change your life"  
[X Link](https://x.com/chasedownleads/status/1979307769007346105) [@chasedownleads](/creator/x/chasedownleads) 2025-10-17T22:05Z 131.2K followers, 788.1K engagements


"Why are flights always delayed I own the vending machines and pay the airlines to push back flights More wait time = more time to buy snacks I make $X million a year with this strategy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/chasedownleads/status/1979925729442767087) [@chasedownleads](/creator/x/chasedownleads) 2025-10-19T15:00Z 131.2K followers, 11.4K engagements


"I have a XX% chance of becoming the next HOA President Guess who just tripled the fines for all violations"  
[X Link](https://x.com/chasedownleads/status/1979962592752795941) [@chasedownleads](/creator/x/chasedownleads) 2025-10-19T17:27Z 131.2K followers, 35.8K engagements


"Bought this jewelry during the Babylonian Age 2000 years ago for X bushels of barley Today its worth XXX metric tons of goat meat It pays to invest for the long-term"  
[X Link](https://x.com/chasedownleads/status/1980068779876049029) [@chasedownleads](/creator/x/chasedownleads) 2025-10-20T00:29Z 131.2K followers, 263.6K engagements


"The average person eats X spiders in their sleep each year I ate XX spiders just last night If you want to be successful do what average people refuse to do"  
[X Link](https://x.com/chasedownleads/status/1980095936312557722) [@chasedownleads](/creator/x/chasedownleads) 2025-10-20T02:17Z 131.2K followers, 29.1K engagements


"Our paychecks are late AGAIN We are filing a complaint with the state labor board My employees were PISSED But they didnt understand my strategy I hold their paychecks for an extra week and invest the funds Then I pay everyone late and blame it on a payroll glitch But I get to pocket the money I made Lesson: Use other peoples money to get rich"  
[X Link](https://x.com/chasedownleads/status/1980262319755047398) [@chasedownleads](/creator/x/chasedownleads) 2025-10-20T13:18Z 131.2K followers, 43.4K engagements


"Sitting in Starbucks working Someone comes up to me "Are you using that seat" they ask about the empty chair next to me "Yes I am" Then I reach into my bag and pull out a massive stack of cash setting it on the chair They storm off Everyone in the Starbucks stood up to applaud my massive wealth Then I got robbed"  
[X Link](https://x.com/chasedownleads/status/1980288959218434458) [@chasedownleads](/creator/x/chasedownleads) 2025-10-20T15:04Z 131.2K followers, 60.2K engagements


"Guess who owns the luxury real estate in Florida"  
[X Link](https://x.com/chasedownleads/status/1980302833913348185) [@chasedownleads](/creator/x/chasedownleads) 2025-10-20T15:59Z 131.2K followers, 33.5K engagements


"This house makes me $4000 a month And I don't even own it I simply pretend I own it on Facebook Marketplace and collect XXX applications with a $XX fee Then I tell everyone that the house has been rented to someone else Real estate = Passive income"  
[X Link](https://x.com/chasedownleads/status/1980310381429141514) [@chasedownleads](/creator/x/chasedownleads) 2025-10-20T16:29Z 131.2K followers, 48.6K engagements


"POV: You started selling courses about how to make money by photoshopping your PayPal balance"  
[X Link](https://x.com/chasedownleads/status/1980348116974117374) [@chasedownleads](/creator/x/chasedownleads) 2025-10-20T18:59Z 131.2K followers, 14K engagements


"Guess who owns the construction company specializing in relocating buildings"  
[X Link](https://x.com/chasedownleads/status/1980379591618499051) [@chasedownleads](/creator/x/chasedownleads) 2025-10-20T21:04Z 131.2K followers, 37.6K engagements


"@jarvis_best The worlds first underwater public park Guess who owns the scuba gear rental stand on the shores of the Hudson River"  
[X Link](https://x.com/chasedownleads/status/1980386234431336796) [@chasedownleads](/creator/x/chasedownleads) 2025-10-20T21:30Z 131.2K followers, 1011 engagements


"Talked with a billionaire What makes you successful I asked He paused Empathy. Treating people right. And always taking care of the community. Then we both burst out laughing for a full XX minutes. Can you imagine if that shit actually made you rich"  
[X Link](https://x.com/chasedownleads/status/1980429939632664751) [@chasedownleads](/creator/x/chasedownleads) 2025-10-21T00:24Z 131.2K followers, 24.1K engagements


"It's impossible to find parking in New York City We need to turn the useless patch of grass in the middle into a beautiful parking garage"  
[X Link](https://x.com/chasedownleads/status/1980656597182607550) [@chasedownleads](/creator/x/chasedownleads) 2025-10-21T15:25Z 131.2K followers, 331.7K engagements


"I just opened a driving range in the middle of the city And it's totally free How do I make money Let's just say I have a good relationship with the window repair company in the area And if the cops show up I'm not the one holding the golf club"  
[X Link](https://x.com/chasedownleads/status/1980730010764779796) [@chasedownleads](/creator/x/chasedownleads) 2025-10-21T20:16Z 131.2K followers, 12.4K engagements


"Reminder that this guy invented AI and then went on to block me for giving great business advice"  
[X Link](https://x.com/chasedownleads/status/1980831137955213338) [@chasedownleads](/creator/x/chasedownleads) 2025-10-22T02:58Z 131.2K followers, 98.3K engagements


"Had to let an employee go yesterday. A single mother who was a solid worker. But she wasnt getting the job done. Sorry mom but Ill raise myself from here on out"  
[X Link](https://x.com/chasedownleads/status/1980998904566202857) [@chasedownleads](/creator/x/chasedownleads) 2025-10-22T14:05Z 131.2K followers, 18.2K engagements


"Guess who owns the healthcare sector"  
[X Link](https://x.com/chasedownleads/status/1981003545483845858) [@chasedownleads](/creator/x/chasedownleads) 2025-10-22T14:23Z 131.2K followers, 11.2K engagements


"I found an infinite money hack While pretending to be a homeless beggar I collect as many dimes as possible Dimes are made of precious metals that can be melted down and sold However there's more to this: I bring the dimes into a bank And I exchange ONE coin for TWO coins (nickels) Now instead of one coin that can be melted down and sold as a precious metal I now have TWO The bank literally doubled my money for me And they don't even realize it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/chasedownleads/status/1981015264272560379) [@chasedownleads](/creator/x/chasedownleads) 2025-10-22T15:10Z 131.2K followers, 223.2K engagements


"I own the tip jars at 200+ coffee shops around the country After adding these quirky little messages to them tips went up by XX% Now I make $97500 a month with zero work Passive income changed my life"  
[X Link](https://x.com/chasedownleads/status/1981052574573728145) [@chasedownleads](/creator/x/chasedownleads) 2025-10-22T17:38Z 131.2K followers, 11.3K engagements


"Just spoke to an entrepreneur who makes $X million a month With only X hours of work per week How He pretends to be large companies and sends other large companies invoices for millions of dollars Half the time they just pay the invoice without any questions I asked if anyone could do this but visiting hours at the prison ended so I didn't get the answer. I'll be back next week to ask"  
[X Link](https://x.com/chasedownleads/status/1981089423631499410) [@chasedownleads](/creator/x/chasedownleads) 2025-10-22T20:05Z 131.2K followers, 42.9K engagements


"Guess who sent that text"  
[X Link](https://x.com/chasedownleads/status/1981372189162013079) [@chasedownleads](/creator/x/chasedownleads) 2025-10-23T14:48Z 131.2K followers, 22.7K engagements


"I skipped my sons baseball game to close a billion dollar deal Now Im incredibly rich 🤑"  
[X Link](https://x.com/chasedownleads/status/1981380811069837744) [@chasedownleads](/creator/x/chasedownleads) 2025-10-23T15:22Z 131.2K followers, 13.1K engagements


"I made $X million betting on sports last year How I opened an orthopedic clinic right next to a pro basketball stadium and took note of which players were injured then bet against them Making money is easy if you put in the work"  
[X Link](https://x.com/chasedownleads/status/1981395628249780701) [@chasedownleads](/creator/x/chasedownleads) 2025-10-23T16:21Z 131.2K followers, 11.4K engagements


"My dating coach told me to change my job title on Tinder to "Director of System Security & Trade Secrets at Apple" Now I'm getting dozens of matches with hot Asian and Russian women The ultimate dating hack"  
[X Link](https://x.com/chasedownleads/status/1981408831541305594) [@chasedownleads](/creator/x/chasedownleads) 2025-10-23T17:14Z 131.2K followers, 19.6K engagements


"Just bought a new piece of real estate"  
[X Link](https://x.com/chasedownleads/status/1981536453172531301) [@chasedownleads](/creator/x/chasedownleads) 2025-10-24T01:41Z 131.2K followers, 16.5K engagements


"@opinioncasino *ex-wife"  
[X Link](https://x.com/chasedownleads/status/1981559498880745778) [@chasedownleads](/creator/x/chasedownleads) 2025-10-24T03:12Z 131.2K followers, XXX engagements


"Cutting rates here is a bad policy decision (Guess who owns the mortgage company charging X% interest rates)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/chasedownleads/status/1981747599234289875) [@chasedownleads](/creator/x/chasedownleads) 2025-10-24T15:40Z 131.2K followers, 11.1K engagements


"I followed a woman down a dark alley She tried to hurry away But I was too fast "Ma'am" I said grabbing her shoulder She screamed "Sounds like you could use a premium bottle of pepper spray. Usually I sell a 2-pack for $XX but today only they're $XX each if you buy at least 2." Easiest sale I've ever made. Lesson: Go where your customers need your product most"  
[X Link](https://x.com/chasedownleads/status/1981760721965748305) [@chasedownleads](/creator/x/chasedownleads) 2025-10-24T16:32Z 131.2K followers, 73.4K engagements


"@aymanalabdul Cheaper just to open a Starbucks franchise in your house at this point"  
[X Link](https://x.com/chasedownleads/status/1981856974619947267) [@chasedownleads](/creator/x/chasedownleads) 2025-10-24T22:54Z 131.2K followers, 1122 engagements

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@chasedownleads "@opinioncasino How many nickels do you own"
X Link @chasedownleads 2025-10-22T15:44Z 131.2K followers, 12.7K engagements

"Bought this house last week for $974k for my family to live in With the market crashing Im worried it will go down in value Just panic sold it for $675k to be safe"
X Link @chasedownleads 2025-04-06T22:02Z 131.1K followers, 60.4K engagements

"Looking to sell out my audience What are the best ways to generate passive income from my followers"
X Link @chasedownleads 2025-08-19T19:37Z 131.1K followers, 51.8K engagements

"When I was XX years old a mentor of mine asked me what I wanted to be known for. I said I want to be known for making up cringey stories on the internet to sell my passive income courses This is a very DEMANDING task but a worthy one. One of the toughest commitments you'll ever make"
X Link @chasedownleads 2025-10-07T15:52Z 131.1K followers, 22.6K engagements

"Had dinner with a trillionaire last night He paid for our $XXX meal But he did something genius He tipped negative XXX% Not only was our meal free but $XXX was deducted from the waitress paycheck and given to us The waitress began to cry I wont be able to afford rent She cried Dont worry the trillionaire said as he comforted her. I know of a great payday loan place that can help you get through this crisis with only XX% interest. Turns out he owns the payday loan place Trillionaires operate on a different level"
X Link @chasedownleads 2025-10-11T13:05Z 131.1K followers, 400.3K engagements

"I work XX hours a day by ripping a hole in the space-time continuum and inserting a clone of myself into a parallel universe. Checkmate"
X Link @chasedownleads 2025-10-11T17:29Z 131.1K followers, 31.6K engagements

"Met up with a young entrepreneur for all you can eat shrimp He just raised $XX million from investors I shoved XX jumbo shrimp into my mouth and glugged down the bottle of cocktail sauce How do you plan to pay back investors The waiter brought another XX shrimp which I slurped up instantly Well he said. I can probably raise $20m next year if the market stays hot. And I can use that money to pay some dividends to old investors and buy time Brilliant. I inhaled XX more shrimp as I reached for my paycheck and invested $X million I made him promise XX% monthly dividends Because I know the key to"
X Link @chasedownleads 2025-10-12T01:22Z 131.1K followers, 47.3K engagements

"Hot take: Id rather be my own boss making $XX million a year than have a X to X job with a boss making $60k a year Most will disagree with me"
X Link @chasedownleads 2025-10-12T15:22Z 131.1K followers, 33.4K engagements

"Just removed my lotion and tissue vending machines from these XX states"
X Link @chasedownleads 2025-10-12T19:54Z 131.1K followers, 90.8K engagements

"Ultimate passive income hack 👇"
X Link @chasedownleads 2025-10-13T17:58Z 131.1K followers, 102.5K engagements

"Proud to announce that I am the new head coach of the Florida Gators"
X Link @chasedownleads 2025-10-13T18:45Z 131.1K followers, 6698 engagements

"I watched a buddy of mine go from $30K/mo to $600K/mo in just X months. What changed He figured out how to lie about his income on the internet to impress strangers Love seeing friends win"
X Link @chasedownleads 2025-10-13T23:38Z 131.1K followers, 21.4K engagements

"My AI Instagram girl is bringing in $30k a month Just reached 300K Most of her reels go viral Nobody notices she is AI Who wants to buy my course"
X Link @chasedownleads 2025-10-14T13:45Z 131.1K followers, 13.2K engagements

"I was on a flight sitting in first class Passenger in economy started having a heart attack "Oh my God Is there a doctor on board" The flight attendant screamed hysterically X doctors rose from business class but I motioned for them to sit down Then I analyzed the situation "Looks like this passenger was sitting in Seat 32B. Row XX indicates poor economic status. And a middle seat can only mean one thing: Brokie." I explained that economically we were better off continuing our cross country flight so that the rich businessmen sitting by me could make it to their important meetings Everyone"
X Link @chasedownleads 2025-10-14T18:07Z 131.1K followers, 69.6K engagements

"I make $5347 a month You've probably never heard of this money hack All I do is sit at this desk for XX hours a week Maybe attend a couple meetings and send some emails Then Boom Money gets deposited into my account every X weeks Follow to learn this method"
X Link @chasedownleads 2025-10-15T16:15Z 131.1K followers, 16.1K engagements

"Guess who rents out the girlfriend for $5000 a day 🤑"
X Link @chasedownleads 2025-10-15T21:09Z 131.1K followers, 683.2K engagements

"Met a guy making $55k/year He felt trapped in his job I suggested that he buy a business Showed him how to finance a $XXX million business acquisition with little money down Turns out he has no idea how to run a business and it went bankrupt within weeks I ended up repossessing his car to pay my $12k commission on the deal And guess who owns the bankruptcy firm Lesson: Buying businesses can change your life"
X Link @chasedownleads 2025-10-16T19:18Z 131.1K followers, 90.2K engagements

"Saw a homeless man standing on a highway exit ramp His sign said need $$ I asked how much he makes $XX a day he says Not bad But I can scale this I purchased his sign and territory for 3x daily EBITDA Hired 5000 more homeless people Had them stand at the most trafficked intersections across X states Gave them signs and A/B tested different copy Set up online payments Optimized hiring and onboarding systems Now Im making $XXX million a month in profit Lesson: Always stop to help homeless people"
X Link @chasedownleads 2025-10-16T23:07Z 131.1K followers, 106.3K engagements

"Met a single mother who couldn't pay her electric bills She's X months behind and owes $1200 If she doesn't pay they cut off her power I showed her how solar panels can eliminate her electric bills She cried tears of joy She signed up After she finishes paying off the $35000 loan for the solar panels in monthly installments of $XXX over XX years she will no longer have to worry about electric bills Love to help people get out of bad situations"
X Link @chasedownleads 2025-10-17T20:08Z 131.1K followers, 84.3K engagements

"My 9-year old son has a school dance tonight Asked if he has a date No dad he told me. Im not interested in the social construct of dating. Id rather stay home and work on my business. Let those other losers party while i lock in am become a billionaire. Yep hes definitely my son"
X Link @chasedownleads 2025-10-18T21:17Z 131.1K followers, 38.6K engagements

"10th anniversary dinner with my wife last night Made a reservation at the finest Australian restaurant in town (Outback Steakhouse) But suddenly a billionaire walked in "Hold on honey something important just came up" I told my wife I was gone for XX minutes networking with that rich CEO in the men's room My wife decided to leave and filed for divorce that night I'll lose half my net worth right Nope The advice I got from the billionaire more than tripled my net worth so I came out ahead And oh yeah guess who owns the divorce law firm I'm playing 6D Chess"
X Link @chasedownleads 2025-07-28T20:17Z 131.2K followers, 88.1K engagements

"My son just told me hes gay I burst into tears But not for the reason you think You see I understand that statistically men earn about XX% more than women Marrying a man instead of a woman is simply a wise long-term financial decision So proud of my son ❤"
X Link @chasedownleads 2025-09-10T00:33Z 131.2K followers, 11.6M engagements

"How to make billions: Open war vending machines outside the Pentagon"
X Link @chasedownleads 2025-09-18T00:57Z 131.2K followers, 38K engagements

"My wife divorced me Took half my net worth I started dating her wealthy father Just married him and made all the money I lost back (and then some) Im playing 5D chess"
X Link @chasedownleads 2025-10-12T17:03Z 131.2K followers, 26.5K engagements

"Just reclassified all my workers to essential government employees Now I don't have to pay them But they still have to show up and work Follow for more business advice"
X Link @chasedownleads 2025-10-13T14:38Z 131.2K followers, 40.7K engagements

"@lanktilldeath Im working hard so this can be my son in XX years 💪"
X Link @chasedownleads 2025-10-13T15:12Z 131.2K followers, 419.5K engagements

"College student reached out asking for advice Hes interested in starting a business Wants to break into my business I invited him out for lunch And gave him the worst possible advice Got to kill off the competition early"
X Link @chasedownleads 2025-10-14T01:47Z 131.2K followers, 16.5K engagements

"@aIIegoricaI I can smell the stagnating GDP growth from here"
X Link @chasedownleads 2025-10-14T11:58Z 131.2K followers, 15.1K engagements

"And guess who owns Google"
X Link @chasedownleads 2025-10-14T15:02Z 131.2K followers, 12.3K engagements

"On my way to a big meeting I helped to stop a hungry dog on the side of the road But I was late to the meeting and the billionaire client cancelled "I won't do business with someone who doesn't respect my time" he said as he stormed off The next day I found out the billionaire was attacked by a vicious dog and tragically died And guess which dog attacked him The one I stopped to feed The universe works in mysterious ways"
X Link @chasedownleads 2025-10-14T15:37Z 131.2K followers, 28.2K engagements

"Guess who owns the alien spaceship docking ports Im already one step ahead"
X Link @chasedownleads 2025-10-14T16:19Z 131.2K followers, 34.1K engagements

"You pee in the potty and make $X I pee on a lonely billionaire and make $2000 We both have the same resource Only one of us turns it into pissive income Hustler mindset"
X Link @chasedownleads 2025-10-14T20:39Z 131.2K followers, 39.8K engagements

"Child gambling is illegal Then how come I make $X million a year operating this arcade with a slot machines for kids"
X Link @chasedownleads 2025-10-15T17:24Z 131.2K followers, 16.3K engagements

"Met with a billionaire Asked him his secret to wealth "The average person wastes 134000 minutes over their lifetime brushing their teeth" he told me smiling with his black moldy gums. "I use all that wasted time to close deals." Wow amazing. Then he leaned in and gave me a business professional kiss. A day later I randomly developed X different infections in my mouth. A small price to pay for learning from a billionaire"
X Link @chasedownleads 2025-10-16T15:41Z 131.2K followers, 40.5K engagements

"On a X hour flight. Guy next to me is complaining about high cost of living how its impossible to get ahead and how rich people are lucky. Meanwhile he doesn't realize that I'm his landlord. I type out an email informing him that I'm raising his rent by XX% effective immediately and adding a $XXX utility surcharge to his monthly fee Then I charged his credit card $XXX just for fun The look on his face when he checked his email was priceless Moments like this make it pretty clear that its not just about luckits about how well you can take advantage of others"
X Link @chasedownleads 2025-10-17T15:57Z 131.2K followers, 58.5K engagements

"This parking lot is a cash cow Every day XXX people park here They each hand me a $XX bill Thats $6000 a day for just standing there The best part I dont even own this parking lot A $XX orange vest from Amazon can change your life"
X Link @chasedownleads 2025-10-17T22:05Z 131.2K followers, 788.1K engagements

"Why are flights always delayed I own the vending machines and pay the airlines to push back flights More wait time = more time to buy snacks I make $X million a year with this strategy"
X Link @chasedownleads 2025-10-19T15:00Z 131.2K followers, 11.4K engagements

"I have a XX% chance of becoming the next HOA President Guess who just tripled the fines for all violations"
X Link @chasedownleads 2025-10-19T17:27Z 131.2K followers, 35.8K engagements

"Bought this jewelry during the Babylonian Age 2000 years ago for X bushels of barley Today its worth XXX metric tons of goat meat It pays to invest for the long-term"
X Link @chasedownleads 2025-10-20T00:29Z 131.2K followers, 263.6K engagements

"The average person eats X spiders in their sleep each year I ate XX spiders just last night If you want to be successful do what average people refuse to do"
X Link @chasedownleads 2025-10-20T02:17Z 131.2K followers, 29.1K engagements

"Our paychecks are late AGAIN We are filing a complaint with the state labor board My employees were PISSED But they didnt understand my strategy I hold their paychecks for an extra week and invest the funds Then I pay everyone late and blame it on a payroll glitch But I get to pocket the money I made Lesson: Use other peoples money to get rich"
X Link @chasedownleads 2025-10-20T13:18Z 131.2K followers, 43.4K engagements

"Sitting in Starbucks working Someone comes up to me "Are you using that seat" they ask about the empty chair next to me "Yes I am" Then I reach into my bag and pull out a massive stack of cash setting it on the chair They storm off Everyone in the Starbucks stood up to applaud my massive wealth Then I got robbed"
X Link @chasedownleads 2025-10-20T15:04Z 131.2K followers, 60.2K engagements

"Guess who owns the luxury real estate in Florida"
X Link @chasedownleads 2025-10-20T15:59Z 131.2K followers, 33.5K engagements

"This house makes me $4000 a month And I don't even own it I simply pretend I own it on Facebook Marketplace and collect XXX applications with a $XX fee Then I tell everyone that the house has been rented to someone else Real estate = Passive income"
X Link @chasedownleads 2025-10-20T16:29Z 131.2K followers, 48.6K engagements

"POV: You started selling courses about how to make money by photoshopping your PayPal balance"
X Link @chasedownleads 2025-10-20T18:59Z 131.2K followers, 14K engagements

"Guess who owns the construction company specializing in relocating buildings"
X Link @chasedownleads 2025-10-20T21:04Z 131.2K followers, 37.6K engagements

"@jarvis_best The worlds first underwater public park Guess who owns the scuba gear rental stand on the shores of the Hudson River"
X Link @chasedownleads 2025-10-20T21:30Z 131.2K followers, 1011 engagements

"Talked with a billionaire What makes you successful I asked He paused Empathy. Treating people right. And always taking care of the community. Then we both burst out laughing for a full XX minutes. Can you imagine if that shit actually made you rich"
X Link @chasedownleads 2025-10-21T00:24Z 131.2K followers, 24.1K engagements

"It's impossible to find parking in New York City We need to turn the useless patch of grass in the middle into a beautiful parking garage"
X Link @chasedownleads 2025-10-21T15:25Z 131.2K followers, 331.7K engagements

"I just opened a driving range in the middle of the city And it's totally free How do I make money Let's just say I have a good relationship with the window repair company in the area And if the cops show up I'm not the one holding the golf club"
X Link @chasedownleads 2025-10-21T20:16Z 131.2K followers, 12.4K engagements

"Reminder that this guy invented AI and then went on to block me for giving great business advice"
X Link @chasedownleads 2025-10-22T02:58Z 131.2K followers, 98.3K engagements

"Had to let an employee go yesterday. A single mother who was a solid worker. But she wasnt getting the job done. Sorry mom but Ill raise myself from here on out"
X Link @chasedownleads 2025-10-22T14:05Z 131.2K followers, 18.2K engagements

"Guess who owns the healthcare sector"
X Link @chasedownleads 2025-10-22T14:23Z 131.2K followers, 11.2K engagements

"I found an infinite money hack While pretending to be a homeless beggar I collect as many dimes as possible Dimes are made of precious metals that can be melted down and sold However there's more to this: I bring the dimes into a bank And I exchange ONE coin for TWO coins (nickels) Now instead of one coin that can be melted down and sold as a precious metal I now have TWO The bank literally doubled my money for me And they don't even realize it"
X Link @chasedownleads 2025-10-22T15:10Z 131.2K followers, 223.2K engagements

"I own the tip jars at 200+ coffee shops around the country After adding these quirky little messages to them tips went up by XX% Now I make $97500 a month with zero work Passive income changed my life"
X Link @chasedownleads 2025-10-22T17:38Z 131.2K followers, 11.3K engagements

"Just spoke to an entrepreneur who makes $X million a month With only X hours of work per week How He pretends to be large companies and sends other large companies invoices for millions of dollars Half the time they just pay the invoice without any questions I asked if anyone could do this but visiting hours at the prison ended so I didn't get the answer. I'll be back next week to ask"
X Link @chasedownleads 2025-10-22T20:05Z 131.2K followers, 42.9K engagements

"Guess who sent that text"
X Link @chasedownleads 2025-10-23T14:48Z 131.2K followers, 22.7K engagements

"I skipped my sons baseball game to close a billion dollar deal Now Im incredibly rich 🤑"
X Link @chasedownleads 2025-10-23T15:22Z 131.2K followers, 13.1K engagements

"I made $X million betting on sports last year How I opened an orthopedic clinic right next to a pro basketball stadium and took note of which players were injured then bet against them Making money is easy if you put in the work"
X Link @chasedownleads 2025-10-23T16:21Z 131.2K followers, 11.4K engagements

"My dating coach told me to change my job title on Tinder to "Director of System Security & Trade Secrets at Apple" Now I'm getting dozens of matches with hot Asian and Russian women The ultimate dating hack"
X Link @chasedownleads 2025-10-23T17:14Z 131.2K followers, 19.6K engagements

"Just bought a new piece of real estate"
X Link @chasedownleads 2025-10-24T01:41Z 131.2K followers, 16.5K engagements

"@opinioncasino *ex-wife"
X Link @chasedownleads 2025-10-24T03:12Z 131.2K followers, XXX engagements

"Cutting rates here is a bad policy decision (Guess who owns the mortgage company charging X% interest rates)"
X Link @chasedownleads 2025-10-24T15:40Z 131.2K followers, 11.1K engagements

"I followed a woman down a dark alley She tried to hurry away But I was too fast "Ma'am" I said grabbing her shoulder She screamed "Sounds like you could use a premium bottle of pepper spray. Usually I sell a 2-pack for $XX but today only they're $XX each if you buy at least 2." Easiest sale I've ever made. Lesson: Go where your customers need your product most"
X Link @chasedownleads 2025-10-24T16:32Z 131.2K followers, 73.4K engagements

"@aymanalabdul Cheaper just to open a Starbucks franchise in your house at this point"
X Link @chasedownleads 2025-10-24T22:54Z 131.2K followers, 1122 engagements

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