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[@shortbus_ace](/creator/twitter/shortbus_ace)
"Maybe if the customer success reps for health insurance companies were honest that their name is Tutankhaten and not Jeff I wouldnt feel the desire to drone strike the subcontinent of Indian after they give me the runaround"  
![@shortbus_ace Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1780636999830929408.png) [@shortbus_ace](/creator/x/shortbus_ace) on [X](/post/tweet/1946268825260896743) 2025-07-18 18:00:22 UTC 2371 followers, XXX engagements


"@CorpusCol Under what circumstances would you buy a bank with call it $50+ in assets"  
![@shortbus_ace Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1780636999830929408.png) [@shortbus_ace](/creator/x/shortbus_ace) on [X](/post/tweet/1927682332758061158) 2025-05-28 11:04:17 UTC 2377 followers, XXX engagements


"Youve got to be a whole new level of delusional if you think people will move bank deposits to stablecoins (pet rocks) en masses"  
![@shortbus_ace Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1780636999830929408.png) [@shortbus_ace](/creator/x/shortbus_ace) on [X](/post/tweet/1945465353321979993) 2025-07-16 12:47:39 UTC 2372 followers, 2904 engagements


"@taobanker @Investor_NICK_ If you travel should have both Gold and Plat IMO. Plat pays for itself and Gold maximizes spend Only reason I dont do this is because Im addicted to my airline status and cant give up my airline card"  
![@shortbus_ace Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1780636999830929408.png) [@shortbus_ace](/creator/x/shortbus_ace) on [X](/post/tweet/1946648701109231617) 2025-07-19 19:09:51 UTC 2377 followers, XXX engagements


"remember when people didnt buy after the $CIT deal because they quibbled over the asset quality I do remember when those same people didnt buy after $SIVB because they quibbled over model assumptions I do the hottest girl gave you not one but two opportunities to close the deal and you got drunk with the boys instead TWICE $FCNCA"  
![@shortbus_ace Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1780636999830929408.png) [@shortbus_ace](/creator/x/shortbus_ace) on [X](/post/tweet/1903510310717362593) 2025-03-22 18:13:18 UTC 2379 followers, 2003 engagements


"@thebankzhar Whats your confidence level in the first statement"  
![@shortbus_ace Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1780636999830929408.png) [@shortbus_ace](/creator/x/shortbus_ace) on [X](/post/tweet/1945949674315128951) 2025-07-17 20:52:11 UTC 2377 followers, XXX engagements


"Now this is a Lizzie grilling session I would LOVE TO WATCH"  
![@shortbus_ace Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1780636999830929408.png) [@shortbus_ace](/creator/x/shortbus_ace) on [X](/post/tweet/1947301095639752979) 2025-07-21 14:22:14 UTC 2393 followers, XXX engagements


"If youre mad at @blondesnmoney youre dumber than fucking rocks. He didnt post anything even slightly inflammatory"  
![@shortbus_ace Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1780636999830929408.png) [@shortbus_ace](/creator/x/shortbus_ace) on [X](/post/tweet/1947664748331315348) 2025-07-22 14:27:16 UTC 2396 followers, 10.9K engagements


"why would $ABNB ever trade richer than $BKNG"  
![@shortbus_ace Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1780636999830929408.png) [@shortbus_ace](/creator/x/shortbus_ace) on [X](/post/tweet/1947361739495845941) 2025-07-21 18:23:13 UTC 2396 followers, XXX engagements


"Ah yes bank investors are notorious for replacing $JPM exposure with $EVR"  
![@shortbus_ace Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1780636999830929408.png) [@shortbus_ace](/creator/x/shortbus_ace) on [X](/post/tweet/1947440052163707274) 2025-07-21 23:34:24 UTC 2393 followers, 2022 engagements


"@ALEXEIMARTOV @Investor_NICK_ @taobanker Uhhh a lot of people use that stuff"  
![@shortbus_ace Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1780636999830929408.png) [@shortbus_ace](/creator/x/shortbus_ace) on [X](/post/tweet/1946880954053611646) 2025-07-20 10:32:45 UTC 2379 followers, XX engagements


"We know we also know youd gargle his nutsack if he asked"  
![@shortbus_ace Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1780636999830929408.png) [@shortbus_ace](/creator/x/shortbus_ace) on [X](/post/tweet/1946273159780471060) 2025-07-18 18:17:35 UTC 2372 followers, XXX engagements


"But what is weird is that the formal guidance specifically excludes OO-CRE from Total CRE Total CRE concentration criterion: Total non-owner-occupied CRE loans (including CLD loans) as defined in the 2006 guidance ("total CRE") represent XXX percent or more of the institution's total risk-based capital and growth in total CRE lending has increased by XX percent or more during the previous XX months"  
![@shortbus_ace Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1780636999830929408.png) [@shortbus_ace](/creator/x/shortbus_ace) on [X](/post/tweet/1854885013776384362) 2024-11-08 13:53:44 UTC 2377 followers, XXX engagements


"everyone should go long $DFH and short $ESS"  
![@shortbus_ace Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1780636999830929408.png) [@shortbus_ace](/creator/x/shortbus_ace) on [X](/post/tweet/1947076607908229135) 2025-07-20 23:30:12 UTC 2377 followers, 1316 engagements


"pickleball is what the Short Bus kids played in gym class while the other kids played tennis"  
![@shortbus_ace Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1780636999830929408.png) [@shortbus_ace](/creator/x/shortbus_ace) on [X](/post/tweet/1947006189604135385) 2025-07-20 18:50:23 UTC 2393 followers, XXX engagements

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@shortbus_ace "Maybe if the customer success reps for health insurance companies were honest that their name is Tutankhaten and not Jeff I wouldnt feel the desire to drone strike the subcontinent of Indian after they give me the runaround"
@shortbus_ace Avatar @shortbus_ace on X 2025-07-18 18:00:22 UTC 2371 followers, XXX engagements

"@CorpusCol Under what circumstances would you buy a bank with call it $50+ in assets"
@shortbus_ace Avatar @shortbus_ace on X 2025-05-28 11:04:17 UTC 2377 followers, XXX engagements

"Youve got to be a whole new level of delusional if you think people will move bank deposits to stablecoins (pet rocks) en masses"
@shortbus_ace Avatar @shortbus_ace on X 2025-07-16 12:47:39 UTC 2372 followers, 2904 engagements

"@taobanker @Investor_NICK_ If you travel should have both Gold and Plat IMO. Plat pays for itself and Gold maximizes spend Only reason I dont do this is because Im addicted to my airline status and cant give up my airline card"
@shortbus_ace Avatar @shortbus_ace on X 2025-07-19 19:09:51 UTC 2377 followers, XXX engagements

"remember when people didnt buy after the $CIT deal because they quibbled over the asset quality I do remember when those same people didnt buy after $SIVB because they quibbled over model assumptions I do the hottest girl gave you not one but two opportunities to close the deal and you got drunk with the boys instead TWICE $FCNCA"
@shortbus_ace Avatar @shortbus_ace on X 2025-03-22 18:13:18 UTC 2379 followers, 2003 engagements

"@thebankzhar Whats your confidence level in the first statement"
@shortbus_ace Avatar @shortbus_ace on X 2025-07-17 20:52:11 UTC 2377 followers, XXX engagements

"Now this is a Lizzie grilling session I would LOVE TO WATCH"
@shortbus_ace Avatar @shortbus_ace on X 2025-07-21 14:22:14 UTC 2393 followers, XXX engagements

"If youre mad at @blondesnmoney youre dumber than fucking rocks. He didnt post anything even slightly inflammatory"
@shortbus_ace Avatar @shortbus_ace on X 2025-07-22 14:27:16 UTC 2396 followers, 10.9K engagements

"why would $ABNB ever trade richer than $BKNG"
@shortbus_ace Avatar @shortbus_ace on X 2025-07-21 18:23:13 UTC 2396 followers, XXX engagements

"Ah yes bank investors are notorious for replacing $JPM exposure with $EVR"
@shortbus_ace Avatar @shortbus_ace on X 2025-07-21 23:34:24 UTC 2393 followers, 2022 engagements

"@ALEXEIMARTOV @Investor_NICK_ @taobanker Uhhh a lot of people use that stuff"
@shortbus_ace Avatar @shortbus_ace on X 2025-07-20 10:32:45 UTC 2379 followers, XX engagements

"We know we also know youd gargle his nutsack if he asked"
@shortbus_ace Avatar @shortbus_ace on X 2025-07-18 18:17:35 UTC 2372 followers, XXX engagements

"But what is weird is that the formal guidance specifically excludes OO-CRE from Total CRE Total CRE concentration criterion: Total non-owner-occupied CRE loans (including CLD loans) as defined in the 2006 guidance ("total CRE") represent XXX percent or more of the institution's total risk-based capital and growth in total CRE lending has increased by XX percent or more during the previous XX months"
@shortbus_ace Avatar @shortbus_ace on X 2024-11-08 13:53:44 UTC 2377 followers, XXX engagements

"everyone should go long $DFH and short $ESS"
@shortbus_ace Avatar @shortbus_ace on X 2025-07-20 23:30:12 UTC 2377 followers, 1316 engagements

"pickleball is what the Short Bus kids played in gym class while the other kids played tennis"
@shortbus_ace Avatar @shortbus_ace on X 2025-07-20 18:50:23 UTC 2393 followers, XXX engagements

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