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[@Colonel_Myway](/creator/twitter/Colonel_Myway)
"I am happy to report that my good friend Mark @MarkHamill after a X month layoff is Tweeting again. My life is better when I know somewhere out there that the Like Force is watching. Write that Down"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Colonel_Myway/status/1913739528885702843) [@Colonel_Myway](/creator/x/Colonel_Myway) 2025-04-19T23:40Z 35.5K followers, 781.7K engagements


"BREAKING FOX NEWS: Jimmy Kimmel announces that Gavin Newsom @GovPressOffice will be tomorrow nights return to the air guest"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Colonel_Myway/status/1970215485678723189) [@Colonel_Myway](/creator/x/Colonel_Myway) 2025-09-22T19:55Z 35.5K followers, 9M engagements


"WAR in PORTLAND FRONT LINES"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Colonel_Myway/status/1976039445708276025) [@Colonel_Myway](/creator/x/Colonel_Myway) 2025-10-08T21:38Z 35.5K followers, 38K engagements


"I'm X drinks deep destination Fucked"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Colonel_Myway/status/1979931356277641668) [@Colonel_Myway](/creator/x/Colonel_Myway) 2025-10-19T15:23Z 35.5K followers, XXX engagements


"CODE: I will suck your ass down low at 5"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Colonel_Myway/status/1979340608063050018) [@Colonel_Myway](/creator/x/Colonel_Myway) 2025-10-18T00:15Z 35.5K followers, XXX engagements


"From San Diego good morning friends"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Colonel_Myway/status/1979889028335034812) [@Colonel_Myway](/creator/x/Colonel_Myway) 2025-10-19T12:35Z 35.5K followers, XXX engagements


"Tomorrow J.D. Vance will be celebrating the 250th birthday of the U.S.M.C. at Camp Pendleton. Every Marine knows we eat cake on November 10th. @BigDawg31779 Semper Fi"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Colonel_Myway/status/1979217734727798817) [@Colonel_Myway](/creator/x/Colonel_Myway) 2025-10-17T16:07Z 35.5K followers, 1651 engagements


"It's truly disgusting that a person can plead guilty to a crime and any president can set that aside. It's a horrible government policy. DISGUSTING"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Colonel_Myway/status/1979337507126022394) [@Colonel_Myway](/creator/x/Colonel_Myway) 2025-10-18T00:03Z 35.5K followers, 4023 engagements


"What if I am actually XX year old mother of two girls a vegan living in Gainesville Ga that doesn't smoke or drink has a masters degree in criminology from Duke has never owned a car or had a job and is a Dudette playing a Dude disguised as another Dude on Twitter"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Colonel_Myway/status/1979937292442652889) [@Colonel_Myway](/creator/x/Colonel_Myway) 2025-10-19T15:46Z 35.5K followers, 2529 engagements


"Occasionally when a total stranger sits next to me I lower my head and in a low slow voice I say. "If you like the Boston Celtics you need to sit somewhere else." I'm weird like that"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Colonel_Myway/status/1980000040912576941) [@Colonel_Myway](/creator/x/Colonel_Myway) 2025-10-19T19:56Z 35.5K followers, XXX engagements


"I want to thank you for my anchor baby my condo in the Trump Tower my private room at Mar A Lago and the White House and that wild monkey sex night with Pierre Trudeau. Big ❤"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Colonel_Myway/status/1973577183424840048) [@Colonel_Myway](/creator/x/Colonel_Myway) 2025-10-02T02:34Z 35.5K followers, 50.8K engagements


"Now I will rest. I will pray for Dolly Parton"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Colonel_Myway/status/1975755947999125795) [@Colonel_Myway](/creator/x/Colonel_Myway) 2025-10-08T02:51Z 35.5K followers, 6095 engagements


"From San Diego good morning friends"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Colonel_Myway/status/1975907508956143817) [@Colonel_Myway](/creator/x/Colonel_Myway) 2025-10-08T12:53Z 35.5K followers, 2079 engagements


"PSA: If you call an ICE Agent a Nazi he will take you to a concentration camp"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Colonel_Myway/status/1976089549018366376) [@Colonel_Myway](/creator/x/Colonel_Myway) 2025-10-09T00:57Z 35.5K followers, 1734 engagements


"BREAKING WIND NEWS: In a historic first the Norwegian Nobel Committee has awarded the Nobel Peace Prize to Kermit the Frog for his unwavering optimism bridge building songs and proving its not easy being green but it is possible to change the world with kindness"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Colonel_Myway/status/1976108715905605749) [@Colonel_Myway](/creator/x/Colonel_Myway) 2025-10-09T02:13Z 35.5K followers, 3884 engagements


"I want to thank the Phillies for a great series. I was sweating in a ball sack soup. Class Team. Great fans. Can't wait to get after it with you next year. In the meantime. Fly Eagles Fly"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Colonel_Myway/status/1976472926103929021) [@Colonel_Myway](/creator/x/Colonel_Myway) 2025-10-10T02:20Z 35.5K followers, 1457 engagements


"@BarbBengela Starting Pitcher. Throws Strikes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Colonel_Myway/status/1976645298975134133) [@Colonel_Myway](/creator/x/Colonel_Myway) 2025-10-10T13:45Z 35.5K followers, XXX engagements


"BREAKING FOX NEWS: U.S. Ambassador to Malaysia Alpha Male Nick @NickAdamsinUSA has been recalled. Reliable sources report he ate the country"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Colonel_Myway/status/1976698750371553392) [@Colonel_Myway](/creator/x/Colonel_Myway) 2025-10-10T17:18Z 35.5K followers, 3223 engagements


"Let's face it. I have not met my full Twitter potential. I blame a lack of beers. I usually try for X before lunch followed by shooters. Then I rapid fire XX or XX more beers to reach my threshold. I now have a beer fund/Subscribe button on my home page for those who can dig it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Colonel_Myway/status/1977060803661688874) [@Colonel_Myway](/creator/x/Colonel_Myway) 2025-10-11T17:16Z 35.5K followers, 37.5K engagements


"This is what happens when a JERKOFF buys a social media app for $44B that was once respected by journalists doctors scientists engineers world leaders educators etc. because he wants a toy and then he gives the keys to a jokester like me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Colonel_Myway/status/1977867426894102727) [@Colonel_Myway](/creator/x/Colonel_Myway) 2025-10-13T22:41Z 35.5K followers, XXX engagements


"After Hours Tweet: I hate the Celtics but I love Red Auerbach. He was the first GM to draft a black man in the first round. The first coach to start X black men. The first GM to hire a black head coach. The first GM enrolled in the Basketball Hall of Fame. Big ❤ for DEI Red"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Colonel_Myway/status/1977939987258810584) [@Colonel_Myway](/creator/x/Colonel_Myway) 2025-10-14T03:30Z 35.5K followers, 1523 engagements


"If the shutdown lasts XXX days we automatically get a dictator. Grok it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Colonel_Myway/status/1978615451984036210) [@Colonel_Myway](/creator/x/Colonel_Myway) 2025-10-16T00:14Z 35.5K followers, 5997 engagements


"If we really wanted to FAFO WORK STRIKE. The oligarchs hate when you fuck with their cash flow"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Colonel_Myway/status/1978623642322813179) [@Colonel_Myway](/creator/x/Colonel_Myway) 2025-10-16T00:46Z 35.5K followers, XXX engagements


"The Supreme Court has decided that their duty isn't to protect the minority. Their duty is to give the majority more ways to put their boot on the throat of those who are at a disadvantage until life is snuffed from those who want a piece of the pie"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Colonel_Myway/status/1978630732202352739) [@Colonel_Myway](/creator/x/Colonel_Myway) 2025-10-16T01:15Z 35.5K followers, XXX engagements


"From San Diego good morning friends"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Colonel_Myway/status/1978818655115673777) [@Colonel_Myway](/creator/x/Colonel_Myway) 2025-10-16T13:41Z 35.5K followers, 1553 engagements


"He's talking again"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Colonel_Myway/status/1978911394977255706) [@Colonel_Myway](/creator/x/Colonel_Myway) 2025-10-16T19:50Z 35.5K followers, 2329 engagements


"The Peral is in the river. Ice Cap has arrived. Dionk has dionked. Confidence is high. PoGo is a GoGo. Spread the word"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Colonel_Myway/status/1978916359380619760) [@Colonel_Myway](/creator/x/Colonel_Myway) 2025-10-16T20:10Z 35.5K followers, 2690 engagements


"@chiggin1 The Raccon is hungry"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Colonel_Myway/status/1978918004642713837) [@Colonel_Myway](/creator/x/Colonel_Myway) 2025-10-16T20:16Z 35.5K followers, XX engagements


"From San Diego good morning friends"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Colonel_Myway/status/1979178293892165699) [@Colonel_Myway](/creator/x/Colonel_Myway) 2025-10-17T13:30Z 35.5K followers, 1841 engagements


"@cdrflyfisher 8647 Irene"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Colonel_Myway/status/1979238789773168662) [@Colonel_Myway](/creator/x/Colonel_Myway) 2025-10-17T17:31Z 35.5K followers, XX engagements


"A sit-in is 10x more powerful than a march. Grok it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Colonel_Myway/status/1979283136753340524) [@Colonel_Myway](/creator/x/Colonel_Myway) 2025-10-17T20:27Z 35.5K followers, 1098 engagements


"@grok @dadalorian1623 @alala55 Thanks Grok"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Colonel_Myway/status/1979288314973950209) [@Colonel_Myway](/creator/x/Colonel_Myway) 2025-10-17T20:48Z 35.5K followers, XX engagements


"@grok @dadalorian1623 @alala55 Rephrased the question. Is a sustained Sit-In more powerful than a March. One word answer. No analysis"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Colonel_Myway/status/1979291471376494804) [@Colonel_Myway](/creator/x/Colonel_Myway) 2025-10-17T21:00Z 35.5K followers, XX engagements


"Last weeks $XX NEVER GO FULL MAGA coffee mug campaign was a huge success. My friends who rizzed up their morning cup of Joe will be receiving them today. PLEASE share an image of your new mug. Means a lot. SURVIVE sending you Big ❤"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Colonel_Myway/status/1976638634473476408) [@Colonel_Myway](/creator/x/Colonel_Myway) 2025-10-10T13:19Z 35.5K followers, XXX engagements


"UNPOPULAR OPINION: I never liked John Bolton"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Colonel_Myway/status/1979187902459580808) [@Colonel_Myway](/creator/x/Colonel_Myway) 2025-10-17T14:09Z 35.5K followers, 6109 engagements


"I'm going to let it go for now. His commuted sentence makes me sick. He plead guilty. Santos represents the absolute worst in politics. I wish him doom. This is an abuse of the presidential powers. Hey MAGA is this your guy Santos is a Creep. End of Tweet"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Colonel_Myway/status/1979343414912258467) [@Colonel_Myway](/creator/x/Colonel_Myway) 2025-10-18T00:26Z 35.5K followers, 2835 engagements


"From San Diego good morning friends"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Colonel_Myway/status/1979555405199188389) [@Colonel_Myway](/creator/x/Colonel_Myway) 2025-10-18T14:29Z 35.5K followers, 1663 engagements


"FDA approves Mojitos a Substitute for Multivitamins"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Colonel_Myway/status/1979900783551299692) [@Colonel_Myway](/creator/x/Colonel_Myway) 2025-10-19T13:21Z 35.5K followers, XXX engagements


"Israel says Hamas violated the ceasefire with multiple attacks that led to the IDF response. Head of Lettuce remains undefeated"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Colonel_Myway/status/1979954267957109125) [@Colonel_Myway](/creator/x/Colonel_Myway) 2025-10-19T16:54Z 35.5K followers, XXX engagements


"I am sad to report that the NFL Hall of Fame despite my noteworthy career and inventor of the Touch Down Celebration notified me that I did not receive enough votes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Colonel_Myway/status/1979969174857511355) [@Colonel_Myway](/creator/x/Colonel_Myway) 2025-10-19T17:53Z 35.5K followers, 1028 engagements


"@BarbBengela I don't write the music. The music writes me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Colonel_Myway/status/1979994178974326818) [@Colonel_Myway](/creator/x/Colonel_Myway) 2025-10-19T19:32Z 35.5K followers, XX engagements


"Today's Chargers uniforms are abysmal pathetic and abomination. Ain't nobody going to buy that jersey"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Colonel_Myway/status/1980003683342627042) [@Colonel_Myway](/creator/x/Colonel_Myway) 2025-10-19T20:10Z 35.5K followers, XXX engagements


"I have never eaten a duck or a goose"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Colonel_Myway/status/1980026095060816108) [@Colonel_Myway](/creator/x/Colonel_Myway) 2025-10-19T21:39Z 35.5K followers, 2662 engagements


"There was one time I ordered a duck. I asked for a well fucked duck. I was served a fried chicken. End of Tweet"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Colonel_Myway/status/1980033865495535692) [@Colonel_Myway](/creator/x/Colonel_Myway) 2025-10-19T22:10Z 35.5K followers, XXX engagements


"All time Top X Candy Bars X. Butter Finger X. Milky Way X. Snickers X. Almond Joy X. Baby Ruth"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Colonel_Myway/status/1980052687468343484) [@Colonel_Myway](/creator/x/Colonel_Myway) 2025-10-19T23:25Z 35.5K followers, XXX engagements


"According to @Grok the first human to eat an oyster was a brave Motherfucker"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Colonel_Myway/status/1980058813593235879) [@Colonel_Myway](/creator/x/Colonel_Myway) 2025-10-19T23:49Z 35.5K followers, XXX engagements


"ROLL CALL: If I didn't follow you back then I screwed up especially if you hate MAGA & love Stupid Stuff. I'm Interested in you & want to be your friend & that's no bull. Tap the Like button & I will make us right. If I'm already your friend can you give a Retweet so that we find more great friends This Is Not a Drill. Big ❤"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Colonel_Myway/status/1916276595301749178) [@Colonel_Myway](/creator/x/Colonel_Myway) 2025-04-26T23:41Z 35.5K followers, 73.9K engagements


"Now I will rest. I will dream about Meryl Streep. Tomorrow I'm quitting Twitter"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Colonel_Myway/status/1980066645575143699) [@Colonel_Myway](/creator/x/Colonel_Myway) 2025-10-20T00:20Z 35.5K followers, 3246 engagements