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[@cynomel](/creator/twitter/cynomel)
"its insane that we let men in their 20s teach high school"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cynomel/status/1977093713529835930) [@cynomel](/creator/x/cynomel) 2025-10-11T19:27Z 12.9K followers, 151.9K engagements


"who bookmarked this lmfao"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cynomel/status/1980786602877325531) [@cynomel](/creator/x/cynomel) 2025-10-22T00:01Z 12.9K followers, 4401 engagements


"I like that video of the Asian guy singing touch my body by Mariah Carey"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cynomel/status/1978280607084863852) [@cynomel](/creator/x/cynomel) 2025-10-15T02:03Z 12.9K followers, 1802 engagements


"tucker carlsons podcast is like heres the truth about 9/11 but first heres an ad for ace hardware"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cynomel/status/1980693365298463184) [@cynomel](/creator/x/cynomel) 2025-10-21T17:51Z 12.9K followers, 4249 engagements


"Make sure you specifically get a sprite coke and haribo happy cola because this doesnt work unless its that exact combo"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cynomel/status/1980787847826379040) [@cynomel](/creator/x/cynomel) 2025-10-22T00:06Z 12.9K followers, 3812 engagements


"A normal looking white family with young kids just moved into my apartment complex. Major recession indicator"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cynomel/status/1973902643366916246) [@cynomel](/creator/x/cynomel) 2025-10-03T00:07Z 12.9K followers, 23.5K engagements


"coke the old fashioned way probably sucks"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cynomel/status/1977638065649922079) [@cynomel](/creator/x/cynomel) 2025-10-13T07:30Z 12.9K followers, 7657 engagements


"reply BURGER if you got touched on / molested by a member of ray peat x"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cynomel/status/1977930462048690588) [@cynomel](/creator/x/cynomel) 2025-10-14T02:52Z 12.9K followers, 17.7K engagements


"If I dont find my personal The Vitamin soon Im going to lose my mind"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cynomel/status/1980397156751249879) [@cynomel](/creator/x/cynomel) 2025-10-20T22:14Z 12.9K followers, 17.9K engagements


"I took 8-12 advil daily for like XX years without getting an ulcer. My stomach lining deserves a medal of honor"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cynomel/status/1980406224878502301) [@cynomel](/creator/x/cynomel) 2025-10-20T22:50Z 12.9K followers, 4193 engagements


"@seltzer_rivers what do you take it for"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cynomel/status/1980705561575297309) [@cynomel](/creator/x/cynomel) 2025-10-21T18:39Z 12.9K followers, XX engagements


"@sanpellyenjoyer my zogged tastebuds prefer american"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cynomel/status/1980771265259409842) [@cynomel](/creator/x/cynomel) 2025-10-21T23:00Z 12.9K followers, XXX engagements


"why do you need so many air fresheners what kind of odors are you generating"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cynomel/status/1977859938534756757) [@cynomel](/creator/x/cynomel) 2025-10-13T22:12Z 12.9K followers, 10.1K engagements


"Dr. Bronners should make milk. I want something to read while I sip"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cynomel/status/1965965378632155457) [@cynomel](/creator/x/cynomel) 2025-09-11T02:27Z 12.9K followers, 3388 engagements


"this is like christmas"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cynomel/status/1971642821615784178) [@cynomel](/creator/x/cynomel) 2025-09-26T18:27Z 12.9K followers, 2.2M engagements


"Decided to try a grain of bovine NDT this morning and Im feeling good. No adrenaline no extra shakiness just a bit more clearheaded and productive. Might stick with this for a while"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cynomel/status/1977832869281321269) [@cynomel](/creator/x/cynomel) 2025-10-13T20:24Z 12.9K followers, 9403 engagements


"kroger beef bacon 🚨🔔"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cynomel/status/1979277040533803227) [@cynomel](/creator/x/cynomel) 2025-10-17T20:03Z 12.9K followers, 5214 engagements


"I get it now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cynomel/status/1980135851188429184) [@cynomel](/creator/x/cynomel) 2025-10-20T04:55Z 12.9K followers, 30.4K engagements


"ultimate study stack"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cynomel/status/1980769774499135866) [@cynomel](/creator/x/cynomel) 2025-10-21T22:54Z 12.9K followers, 17.7K engagements


"I think I could handle 3-4 ladyboys but X is a lot. Theres no shame in losing that fight"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cynomel/status/1980843954267648293) [@cynomel](/creator/x/cynomel) 2025-10-22T03:49Z 12.9K followers, 13.2M engagements


"every man is fatter than he thinks he is"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cynomel/status/1981191166117724335) [@cynomel](/creator/x/cynomel) 2025-10-23T02:49Z 12.9K followers, 39.9K engagements


"friday night emergency milk run"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cynomel/status/1981901503528161404) [@cynomel](/creator/x/cynomel) 2025-10-25T01:51Z 12.9K followers, 4494 engagements


"@bluemoontower goat"  
[X Link](https://x.com/cynomel/status/1981905621130547667) [@cynomel](/creator/x/cynomel) 2025-10-25T02:08Z 12.9K followers, XXX engagements