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[@parachutesBTC](/creator/twitter/parachutesBTC)
"@BenWerkman Taking a picture of this to remember in XX years"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1947832176323510529) 2025-07-23 01:32:34 UTC 7144 followers, XXX engagements
"Futures are down but Todays still looking up"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1947061734306447633) 2025-07-20 22:31:06 UTC 7146 followers, XXX engagements
"Cupriavidus metallidurans biosynthesizes gold nanoparticles via reductive precipitation aka this thing poops gold"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1947528514028364207) 2025-07-22 05:25:55 UTC 7142 followers, 4611 engagements
"Whoever owns the @BabyGrok account is about to get paid off bigly"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1946771231237120146) 2025-07-20 03:16:45 UTC 7143 followers, 1336 engagements
"Just now Trump called Hillary Clinton crooked as a $X dollar bill while talking about Obama For anyone wondering what this phrase means here is a $X bill and it is crooked"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1947698542421971103) 2025-07-22 16:41:33 UTC 7142 followers, XXX engagements
"@TaraBull808 This has nothing to do with being a Nurse. This is called getting up and going to work like we all do. Whoever made this video was just trying to get clicks and likes posting thirst traps 🪤 on TikTok. Highly unnecessary. Blegh 🤢"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1946335749348934005) 2025-07-18 22:26:18 UTC 7142 followers, 4934 engagements
"With elastic commodities like gold silver etc increased demand historically spurs more mining increasing supply and suppressing value. Perfectly inelastic commodities can experience exponential price increases with rising demand. Bitcoin is an outlier in asset valuation"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1946223383504433474) 2025-07-18 14:59:48 UTC 7146 followers, XXX engagements
"@OhThats_Good @Geiger_Capital Youre right. The money is going to come from our taxes"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1948843246970425706) 2025-07-25 20:30:12 UTC 7142 followers, XX engagements
"@LamontMichael @CryptoTea_ We hear about 1000 new better bitcoins a week. Move along. The Sharks arent interested in"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1948153764566688056) 2025-07-23 22:50:27 UTC 7143 followers, XX engagements
"xAI is making a Baby Grok app. Are we cooked"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1946766825695453358) 2025-07-20 02:59:15 UTC 7143 followers, XXX engagements
"@BoredElonMusk You could say that appointing Sydney as Fed Chair will certainly raise interest rates 👀"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1948618333693120860) 2025-07-25 05:36:28 UTC 7144 followers, XXX engagements
"All of crypto twitter coming out in XX after they lost all their 💩coin money in BlockFi Genesis FTX Solana etc"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1947009681857114143) 2025-07-20 19:04:16 UTC 7146 followers, XXX engagements
"@hgxbitcoin @hathbtc @rodpalmerhodl @raybon_third Im completely lost. What is the meta here"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1949213373075497166) 2025-07-26 21:00:57 UTC 7142 followers, XXX engagements
"How can Solana follow me if its a truly decentralized network with no ownership"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1948604765799174293) 2025-07-25 04:42:34 UTC 7146 followers, XXX engagements
"@zerohedge AI and robotics the long term play for them for sure"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1948118252455895360) 2025-07-23 20:29:20 UTC 7143 followers, XXX engagements
"@natbrunell Sydney Sweeney and Glen Powell in this summers hit romantic thriller: My Big Fat Paper Bitcoin Summer"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1948561222892478502) 2025-07-25 01:49:32 UTC 7142 followers, 3049 engagements
"Do you feel AI Race is as significant as the Space Race"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1948138361287315510) 2025-07-23 21:49:14 UTC 7143 followers, XXX engagements
"@samjones1337 @coinbase They will never answer"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1948953555257176249) 2025-07-26 03:48:32 UTC 7142 followers, XX engagements
"@goldentallow Did they pay you in chocolate🍫"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1948573091753267563) 2025-07-25 02:36:42 UTC 7144 followers, XX engagements
"@jimcramer @jimcramer Jeff Bezos wants to buy CNBC. Are you bullish on this possibility"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1948137079902195890) 2025-07-23 21:44:09 UTC 7144 followers, 1824 engagements
"Bitcoin is going to $113000 Im excited. Altcoins will get rekt"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1948600767557808225) 2025-07-25 04:26:40 UTC 7146 followers, XXX engagements
"@CryptoCloaks Honestly I have not spoken about Saylor in months. Other than when he used to do some bitcoin education and talk about the bitcoin network Im not interested in engaging in his business ventures. If you stop engaging with the content you dont like itll fade away"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1948738160935968843) 2025-07-25 13:32:38 UTC 7147 followers, XX engagements
"JUST IN: Jerome Powell reads the Bitcoin Whitepaper for the first time in utter disbelief over the concept of a fixed supply monetary asset lacking centralized control How do I print this he asks"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1948568003840274781) 2025-07-25 02:16:29 UTC 7147 followers, XXX engagements
"@AunySillyMe I didnt help at all. 😢 Ill go with: good job. You got this"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1948542578720117036) 2025-07-25 00:35:27 UTC 7134 followers, XX engagements
"If you type the words Coinbase Customer Support in an post and check the probable spam comments youll have at least XX scammers trying to get you to contact them Coinbase users are very clueless so they are targeted most frequently"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1945893027525939523) 2025-07-17 17:07:05 UTC 7146 followers, XXX engagements
"oh no it happened again at a Phillies game tonight 🤦"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1946379750399762500) 2025-07-19 01:21:09 UTC 7146 followers, 49.1K engagements
"@unusual_whales Did they use a referral link"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1948085280147140833) 2025-07-23 18:18:19 UTC 7146 followers, 6118 engagements
"selling Ether and buying Bitcoin with the proceeds is a better trade than holding Ether"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1947348797912129779) 2025-07-21 17:31:48 UTC 7144 followers, XXX engagements
"Strategy is offering $STRG (Struggle) a new Perpetual Preferred Stock via IPO to select influencers that will inevitably get wrecked in memecoins this cycle. $MSTR"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1947424912333017342) 2025-07-21 22:34:15 UTC 7143 followers, XXX engagements
"CEO Andy Byron of Astronomer blames Coldplay and the Internet for exposing his affair while he was in public around 20000 people outside 🤦"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1945973738589102462) 2025-07-17 22:27:48 UTC 7142 followers, 2516 engagements
"@coinbase Either way you choose this will happen"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1948743661606277305) 2025-07-25 13:54:29 UTC 7142 followers, XXX engagements
"@SvetskiWrites @LPCapitalChi His name is not British and his last name is not HODL"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1948086743401722205) 2025-07-23 18:24:07 UTC 7141 followers, XX engagements
"How come stocks are pumping after X years of Extinction Level Events"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1948128490756419865) 2025-07-23 21:10:01 UTC 7143 followers, XXX engagements
"@imPenny2x If only there was a money that was backed by electrical energy and a global decentralized network of hash power 🤔"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1948631815620886610) 2025-07-25 06:30:03 UTC 7142 followers, XXX engagements
"@LamontMichael @CryptoTea_ If HEX is supposed to be a blockchain certificate of deposit how is it ever going to replace Bitcoin Rhetorical question. Enjoy your scammer coin and the NGD technology it brings you"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1948147922127946011) 2025-07-23 22:27:14 UTC 7143 followers, XX engagements
"@MrBeast Uh oh who is getting caught this time"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1946340548991721553) 2025-07-18 22:45:22 UTC 7142 followers, 16.3K engagements
"@TaraBull808 Everybody can say something tough when they are half-hiding behind something. Meanwhile these two dogs are looking at each other thinking: yo you wanna finally bite the hand that feeds"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1946995365196013579) 2025-07-20 18:07:23 UTC 7146 followers, 3410 engagements
"The worlds 1st globally accepted open public money"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1947097554790859090) 2025-07-21 00:53:27 UTC 7146 followers, XXX engagements
"so many celebrity deaths. is this what they meant by release the Epstein List"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1948473517713862772) 2025-07-24 20:01:02 UTC 7142 followers, XXX engagements
"Buy the rumor. Buy the news. Buy the dip. Buy the rip. Buy the mornin. Buy the eve. Just buy Bitcoin. Its all you need"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1946366797772415358) 2025-07-19 00:29:40 UTC 7145 followers, 1176 engagements
"Coinbase customer support how can we help you YOU: The app has crashed and I cant move my coins. COINBASE: This will make sense in a few hours"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1945873284840431971) 2025-07-17 15:48:38 UTC 7142 followers, XXX engagements
"The Bitcoin OG Starter Pack: First bought bitcoin in 2013 Doesnt tell people they sold in 2015 2017 2021 and 2024 Holds X% of the btc they had originally Buys MSTR MTPLF and derivatives Owns plenty of ETH ADA and DOGE Offended by this post"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1946639558596075649) 2025-07-19 18:33:32 UTC 7142 followers, 7232 engagements
"If youre following an account that just posts Lets Boost Each Other every day and never interacts back at you youre getting scammed. Unfollow them now. Move along my friend"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1947162670886507004) 2025-07-21 05:12:11 UTC 7145 followers, XXX engagements
"CAN YOU ANSWER X dollar is divisible into XXX pennies X bitcoin is divisible into how many satoshis"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1948784306161070180) 2025-07-25 16:35:59 UTC 7142 followers, XXX engagements
"Anybody know where I can get a student loan to study bitcoin"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1948080130619838503) 2025-07-23 17:57:51 UTC 7144 followers, XXX engagements
"@TaraBull808 This is why you dont take another woman to a Coldplay concert:"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1946624238347264437) 2025-07-19 17:32:39 UTC 7142 followers, 42.7K engagements
"@WatcherGuru US citizens already hold the debt themselves. And now you want me to pay it off via Venmo"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1948797558400450650) 2025-07-25 17:28:39 UTC 7142 followers, 10.1K engagements
"Bitcoin exists as an uncontrollable inevitability accelerating steadily as viewed from every frame of reference It is not theoretical It is reality It is unstoppable"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1946387006545616906) 2025-07-19 01:49:59 UTC 7134 followers, XXX engagements
"Everyone JD Vance meets dies Pope Hulk Hogan . ."
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1948622753936167028) 2025-07-25 05:54:02 UTC 7147 followers, XXX engagements
"HR needs you to find the differences between these X photos:"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1945823911033069794) 2025-07-17 12:32:26 UTC 7144 followers, 4328 engagements
"@intocryptoverse How is your crypto trade going"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1946966022155604223) 2025-07-20 16:10:47 UTC 7142 followers, XXX engagements
"@L0laL33tz @DavidFBailey @L0laL33tz you need to insta-buy XXX BTC with this reward"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1945514745072640295) 2025-07-16 16:03:55 UTC 7146 followers, 16.9K engagements
"Athletes hyping up other athletes 🐐 🧵 1/5"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1946602787397046378) 2025-07-19 16:07:25 UTC 7141 followers, 34.4K engagements
"Galaxy completed the sale of more than 80000 bitcoin/$9 billion for a Satoshi-era hodler They sold it for an estate planning strategy 80K Bitcoin dumped at market and we only dipped to $115K 💪 Sned it"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1948896834417512555) 2025-07-26 00:03:08 UTC 7142 followers, XXX engagements
"First it was JAGUAR Now its RANGE ROVER rebranding with a new logo What is that thing Who designed this"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1946429440575025283) 2025-07-19 04:38:36 UTC 7144 followers, XXX engagements
"Do you want $XXX of free Bitcoin🚰 The Simpsons predicted that Bitcoin would one day reach $♾ Here"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1946326555354898596) 2025-07-18 21:49:46 UTC 7146 followers, 53.6K engagements
"Bitcoin today is at the same level of adoption as the Internet and Personal Computers in 1995 THE BITCOIN AGE has only just begun"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1944878526483640320) 2025-07-14 21:55:49 UTC 7139 followers, XXX engagements
"Simpsons called it again how do they do it"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1946289935251562666) 2025-07-18 19:24:15 UTC 7142 followers, 765.2K engagements
"@isabellasg3 @BTCisla X and X feel a bit comic-sans-like. X feels very AI generated. X feels very 2009-esque and a bit early-internet in feel. I like the design aesthetics of X but the cup and surfboard graphic of 4"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1948854343673012590) 2025-07-25 21:14:18 UTC 7142 followers, XXX engagements
"@HardwireMedia A few Twitter posts with basic edu info is what pushed me to dive into The Bitcoin Standard and other deeper resources. Hoping to do the same for the new eyes that will inevitably be hitting X in the months ahead to ask questions about Bitcoin"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1948823815821128113) 2025-07-25 19:12:59 UTC 7146 followers, XX engagements
"@bobstrick1 @coinbase They will never reply"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1948953611511206070) 2025-07-26 03:48:45 UTC 7146 followers, XX engagements
"@WatcherGuru I guarantee you its wrapped BTC on ETH"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1947275476902318395) 2025-07-21 12:40:26 UTC 7135 followers, 11.6K engagements
"@SenLummis So you want interest rates to drop so the money printer can go brrrr"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1945505448355893544) 2025-07-16 15:26:59 UTC 7138 followers, 5025 engagements
"NASA was checking out your anus today and they said its pretty hot"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1947759871144624272) 2025-07-22 20:45:15 UTC 7145 followers, XXX engagements
"Interesting. They must be offsetting the risk of the unsettled ACH somewhere in their system behind the scenes: either with the totality of high transfer fees across all users or with the XX free transfer being usually enough for many ACH to transfer or in some other combination of ways. They must have some method of knowing they can get that $XXX back from you easily besides asking. If it truly is just trust and taking on the risk as a loss for the sake of their user growth - that tells me what I need to know"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1948853701369889143) 2025-07-25 21:11:45 UTC 7147 followers, XX engagements
"@greg16676935420 Caught at Disney together"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1946649448966480304) 2025-07-19 19:12:50 UTC 7144 followers, 1692 engagements
"@chooserich Imagine owning Pump Fun token"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1948570034663538931) 2025-07-25 02:24:33 UTC 7147 followers, XXX engagements
"@alifarhat79 isn't this a known for many years"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1948121361295225036) 2025-07-23 20:41:41 UTC 7144 followers, 1307 engagements
"The S&P XXX is down XX% in X years against itcoin SP500 Price ➗ Bitcoin Price 🟰 ratio Do the math yourself. These are facts. And they are undisputed"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1944848146837987555) 2025-07-14 19:55:06 UTC 7137 followers, 1015 engagements
"If you recognize this bald head 🧑🦲 at the GENIUS Act signing I want to follow you"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1946291994524869024) 2025-07-18 19:32:26 UTC 7147 followers, 2716 engagements
"@melefante6 Wow. 2008 wants a word with you"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1944900249853812822) 2025-07-14 23:22:08 UTC 7138 followers, 23.1K engagements
"Coinbase requires collateral for their credit card 💳 Weak"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1948954066870009972) 2025-07-26 03:50:34 UTC 7142 followers, XXX engagements
"Strategy is offering $STRW (Strawerry) a new Perpetual Preferred Fruit via IFO to agricultural industry farmers whos profits are in-the-red and are looking to seed new growth. $MSTR"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1948167837622641106) 2025-07-23 23:46:22 UTC 7147 followers, XXX engagements
"no time to explain. time portal is closing fast. obtain more bitcoin now. if this message corrupts just know that I triejsHhbdbn$&)("
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1948510270550409364) 2025-07-24 22:27:04 UTC 7144 followers, XXX engagements
"@Rally__vincent @Dexerto Life goals shattered"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1948747051690299568) 2025-07-25 14:07:57 UTC 7142 followers, XXX engagements
"@AccreditedDegen @coinbase @Gemini Weak. Gemini card doesnt require collateral"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1948953903493431659) 2025-07-26 03:49:55 UTC 7146 followers, XX engagements
"Dear @River Your app is goated In your companies spirit of simplification I have a proposal Remove the Sell button. I only have need for Buy Send and Receive I anticipate a XXXX% speed increase in API call times as a result Thank you for your attention to this matter"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1946973182935633970) 2025-07-20 16:39:14 UTC 7141 followers, XXX engagements
"The US Government agrees with Bitcoin Maxis about XRP and Ripple calling it: Not Mature - Ripple controls a large portion of supply and influences consensus You cant make this stuff up 😂"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1945902612919775265) 2025-07-17 17:45:10 UTC 7146 followers, 1518 engagements
"@atensnut More people watch YouTube than television shows. More people watch Mr. Beast than television shows. More people watch Ryan Trahan and Haleys XX States In XX Days on YouTube than television shows. Just look up the numbers"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1946016039013089404) 2025-07-18 01:15:53 UTC 7142 followers, 23.5K engagements
"@Shawn92978652 @BTCisla Satocheese and Ham Croissant is ready Thank you"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1948860169540043102) 2025-07-25 21:37:27 UTC 7142 followers, XX engagements
"@rawsalerts Hopefully he is ok. Never like seeing anyone have this happen to them in their old age"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1948073004069535993) 2025-07-23 17:29:32 UTC 7146 followers, 7877 engagements
"Name a recent shower-thought that gets you existential"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1948166038492729452) 2025-07-23 23:39:13 UTC 7143 followers, XXX engagements
"@slickrick_xyz @coinbase Theyll never reply to this. They ignore the little guy"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1948953738439172140) 2025-07-26 03:49:15 UTC 7142 followers, XXX engagements
"When Hunter Biden is elected President in 2028 will you start smoking crack"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1947441036898537809) 2025-07-21 23:38:19 UTC 7142 followers, XXX engagements
"There will never be more than 21000000 (21 Million) bitcoin created. This quantity is programmed in the Bitcoin source code 🧑🏻💻 Because the network is globally decentralized and is not controlled by a single person or group this quantity will not change"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1949136499745628392) 2025-07-26 15:55:29 UTC 7142 followers, XXX engagements
"Flat Earthers when they discover the Death Star"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1948165372428923008) 2025-07-23 23:36:34 UTC 7143 followers, XXX engagements
"@TaraBull808 This is true. Men dont like that at all. Men like this:"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1947741454438154351) 2025-07-22 19:32:04 UTC 7142 followers, 21.6K engagements
"@rawsalerts This them predicted on Simpsons"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1946307192493105229) 2025-07-18 20:32:49 UTC 7146 followers, 3039 engagements
"Kushim is the first persons name written down in human history 5000 years ago and its on an economic transaction (Sumer 3200 BCE) On a clay tablet the transaction record reads: 28086 measures barley XX months Kushim Quantity Time Signature Writing in ancient Sumer was a time-consuming activity mainly used to keep necessary economic records. Keep spam off the Bitcoin network"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1946658141497700603) 2025-07-19 19:47:22 UTC 7142 followers, 18.6K engagements
"What P2P file sharing software did you use back in the day 🍋🟩 🐻 💤 etc"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1948923457703391457) 2025-07-26 01:48:56 UTC 7142 followers, XXX engagements
"@hathbtc @rodpalmerhodl @hgxbitcoin @raybon_third What is known"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1949212866873336093) 2025-07-26 20:58:56 UTC 7142 followers, XXX engagements
"One day bitcoin will be at $950000 and will crab sideways for X months between $850K and $975K and people will be saying its going to crash hard its all over then at X pm on a Sunday itll break up to $1.1MM and we will all be posting every meme and gif youve seen since 12K"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1944933204500099454) 2025-07-15 01:33:05 UTC 7142 followers, 116.7K engagements
"@JoshMandell6 Text Andre: you are now Cool Dre"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1948744923978551350) 2025-07-25 13:59:30 UTC 7142 followers, XXX engagements
"@intocryptoverse @KingKaranCrypto XRP folks were never good at math"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1948915361081921557) 2025-07-26 01:16:45 UTC 7142 followers, XXX engagements
"@loonyn Explain to me how this has XXX M views"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1947724559836148158) 2025-07-22 18:24:56 UTC 7142 followers, 64.6K engagements
"Happy to have all of you dumb stupid idiotic bitcoiners with me 🧡"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1947442120396071349) 2025-07-21 23:42:37 UTC 7143 followers, XXX engagements
"Strategy is offering $STRZ (Starz) a new Perpetual Preferred Stock to Hollywood insiders on the Epstein List who are looking to add some dazzle to their lives after failing to land any award-winning roles in a post-Harvey Weinstein film industry. $MSTR"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1947682595967254914) 2025-07-22 15:38:11 UTC 7134 followers, XXX engagements
"@LawrenceLepard Is this on Long Island 🏝"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1946618782576746919) 2025-07-19 17:10:58 UTC 7141 followers, XXX engagements
"When you 2x your money in stocks most sell take the cash search for new asset to 2x again Most will then lose it; trading = gambling With bitcoin when you 2x your stacks value the prevailing consensus is to do nothing Because hodling = winning GET IN THE HODL HOUSE"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1944831343713493166) 2025-07-14 18:48:20 UTC 7138 followers, XXX engagements
"you cant make this stuff up guy is trippin on fentanyl at the Base app release party yeah ima stick to bitcoin"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1945838834937221212) 2025-07-17 13:31:44 UTC 7147 followers, 29.9K engagements
"Imagine if Elon Musk has his monetization active on X"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1948575559836938463) 2025-07-25 02:46:30 UTC 7144 followers, XXX engagements
"@QuietThunder55 The fact that Coinbase isnt being more transparent about the card tells me what I need to know"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1948960423266369960) 2025-07-26 04:15:49 UTC 7146 followers, XX engagements
"@Geiger_Capital Thirst Quant Trading is the new thing"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1948138867464294807) 2025-07-23 21:51:15 UTC 7143 followers, XXX engagements
"when was the last time you logged out of your computers entirely and shut it down not just locked it. log out. shut down when was the last time you turned off the tv not shut off the screen LEDs and put it in standby mode. turned off. shut down most under XX are lost by this"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1947395611642265727) 2025-07-21 20:37:49 UTC 7145 followers, XXX engagements
"@greg16676935420 Lets just say the Clocks are ticking on this cheaters Paradise. He was found in Anothers Arms and his wife says she is not gonna Fix You another sandwich after he got into this much Trouble. Hes not gonna find Sparks with another woman other than one in Amsterdam"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1945904485441700338) 2025-07-17 17:52:37 UTC 7146 followers, 1112 engagements
"Hey guys says its cool to call for people to be murdered on here 👍"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1947795006737289701) 2025-07-22 23:04:52 UTC 7145 followers, XXX engagements
"@JimmyKostro @A_Life_Shared @River @Strike Its not your cash until the ACH settles. Allowing instant buys with unsettled ACH transfers has become popular in recent years avoid all financial services and is a risk River takes on for you. This is a legacy banking issue"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1948724465317130477) 2025-07-25 12:38:12 UTC 7146 followers, XXX engagements
"@Vivek4real_ Grok says this is a theory unsupported by evidence but fueled by CZ's recent four-month prison sentence in 2024 for money laundering which may have sparked unconventional thinking. Did grok just say CZ went a little cuckoo in jail 😂"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1949178688169529841) 2025-07-26 18:43:07 UTC 7142 followers, XXX engagements
"@ForrestHODL I was bearshare and limewire"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1948936658360918285) 2025-07-26 02:41:23 UTC 7143 followers, XX engagements
"@elonmusk Was it the Epstein List uploading"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1948481039329841494) 2025-07-24 20:30:55 UTC 7142 followers, 21.9K engagements
"@SimplyBitcoinTV Pooping gold and now creating gold"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1948135040786796882) 2025-07-23 21:36:02 UTC 7143 followers, 1870 engagements
"You should value your economic energy more @andreijikh delivers a ✨Masterclass for the Masses✨ in his latest video on the Fed central banks who runs the world preserving economic energy and the price of everything in bitcoin-terms Stop and watch a clip"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1947821382538342597) 2025-07-23 00:49:41 UTC 7135 followers, XXX engagements
"Grok called CryptoRover a pump-n-dump scammer @rovercrc"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1947147352105742410) 2025-07-21 04:11:19 UTC 7142 followers, XXX engagements
"Trump and Powell just had a spat with each other live at the Fed 😳"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1948498468709790062) 2025-07-24 21:40:10 UTC 7146 followers, XXX engagements
"what is the financial decision you are most proud of"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1946685382344491411) 2025-07-19 21:35:37 UTC 7147 followers, 1730 engagements
"@Kalshi @greg16676935420 Lightning doesnt strike twice Kalshi. Bow before your god:"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1948778200965714172) 2025-07-25 16:11:44 UTC 7142 followers, 1298 engagements
"@CollinRugg We all beg to differ. Heres my notes on Andy Byrons press release:"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1946283544759676997) 2025-07-18 18:58:51 UTC 7146 followers, 24.8K engagements
"@coinbase Because Gemini doesnt require me to leave any bitcoin on the exchange to get % back on my credit card. Coinbase app crashes frequently. Coinbase customer service is non-existent. I can go on"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1948953448281420082) 2025-07-26 03:48:06 UTC 7142 followers, XXX engagements
"Price predictions arent guesses Theyre forecasts of inevitability All that is wrong is the time they occur"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1947407161635582432) 2025-07-21 21:23:43 UTC 7146 followers, XXX engagements
"MOST PEOPLE DONT KNOW THIS 😳 US dollars have an infinite ♾ supply. Snap your fingers they can print another trillion $ tonight Bitcoin is the first asset in the universe with mathematical scarcity. Its creator Satoshi Nakamoto hard-coded a maximum capped supply of:"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1949136000204071400) 2025-07-26 15:53:30 UTC 7142 followers, XXX engagements
"@BlockstreamJade @jimcramer Choose Blockstream Jade for your kids stacks Jim"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1948071915341463918) 2025-07-23 17:25:12 UTC 7141 followers, XXX engagements
"Hey @grok based on my interactions with my mutual followers who are my top XX bitcoin buddies"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1946284428331786477) 2025-07-18 19:02:22 UTC 7142 followers, 1779 engagements
"PRESIDENT TRUMP just said: "Can we change the name of Artificial Intelligence I don't like it. It's not artificial. It's genius.""
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1948136207952552285) 2025-07-23 21:40:41 UTC 7143 followers, XXX engagements
"@AutismCapital Finally another TRON movie"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1948622926254932151) 2025-07-25 05:54:43 UTC 7143 followers, XXX engagements
"@DaveAtherton20 Im not a doctor but Id say this attacker is highly injured by the crowd right now"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1946013743369875734) 2025-07-18 01:06:46 UTC 7142 followers, 203.4K engagements
"Its a good time to unfollow FinanceLancealot if you havent yet. Hes resorted to personal attacks on people and isnt worth our time and engagement. UNFOLLOW ⛓💥 and REPOST this 🔁"
 [@parachutesBTC](/creator/x/parachutesBTC) on [X](/post/tweet/1945167169995608328) 2025-07-15 17:02:47 UTC 7138 followers, XXX engagements
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@parachutesBTC
"@BenWerkman Taking a picture of this to remember in XX years"
@parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-23 01:32:34 UTC 7144 followers, XXX engagements
"Futures are down but Todays still looking up" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-20 22:31:06 UTC 7146 followers, XXX engagements
"Cupriavidus metallidurans biosynthesizes gold nanoparticles via reductive precipitation aka this thing poops gold" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-22 05:25:55 UTC 7142 followers, 4611 engagements
"Whoever owns the @BabyGrok account is about to get paid off bigly" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-20 03:16:45 UTC 7143 followers, 1336 engagements
"Just now Trump called Hillary Clinton crooked as a $X dollar bill while talking about Obama For anyone wondering what this phrase means here is a $X bill and it is crooked" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-22 16:41:33 UTC 7142 followers, XXX engagements
"@TaraBull808 This has nothing to do with being a Nurse. This is called getting up and going to work like we all do. Whoever made this video was just trying to get clicks and likes posting thirst traps 🪤 on TikTok. Highly unnecessary. Blegh 🤢" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-18 22:26:18 UTC 7142 followers, 4934 engagements
"With elastic commodities like gold silver etc increased demand historically spurs more mining increasing supply and suppressing value. Perfectly inelastic commodities can experience exponential price increases with rising demand. Bitcoin is an outlier in asset valuation" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-18 14:59:48 UTC 7146 followers, XXX engagements
"@OhThats_Good @Geiger_Capital Youre right. The money is going to come from our taxes" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-25 20:30:12 UTC 7142 followers, XX engagements
"@LamontMichael @CryptoTea_ We hear about 1000 new better bitcoins a week. Move along. The Sharks arent interested in" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-23 22:50:27 UTC 7143 followers, XX engagements
"xAI is making a Baby Grok app. Are we cooked" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-20 02:59:15 UTC 7143 followers, XXX engagements
"@BoredElonMusk You could say that appointing Sydney as Fed Chair will certainly raise interest rates 👀" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-25 05:36:28 UTC 7144 followers, XXX engagements
"All of crypto twitter coming out in XX after they lost all their 💩coin money in BlockFi Genesis FTX Solana etc" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-20 19:04:16 UTC 7146 followers, XXX engagements
"@hgxbitcoin @hathbtc @rodpalmerhodl @raybon_third Im completely lost. What is the meta here" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-26 21:00:57 UTC 7142 followers, XXX engagements
"How can Solana follow me if its a truly decentralized network with no ownership" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-25 04:42:34 UTC 7146 followers, XXX engagements
"@zerohedge AI and robotics the long term play for them for sure" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-23 20:29:20 UTC 7143 followers, XXX engagements
"@natbrunell Sydney Sweeney and Glen Powell in this summers hit romantic thriller: My Big Fat Paper Bitcoin Summer" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-25 01:49:32 UTC 7142 followers, 3049 engagements
"Do you feel AI Race is as significant as the Space Race" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-23 21:49:14 UTC 7143 followers, XXX engagements
"@samjones1337 @coinbase They will never answer" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-26 03:48:32 UTC 7142 followers, XX engagements
"@goldentallow Did they pay you in chocolate🍫" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-25 02:36:42 UTC 7144 followers, XX engagements
"@jimcramer @jimcramer Jeff Bezos wants to buy CNBC. Are you bullish on this possibility" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-23 21:44:09 UTC 7144 followers, 1824 engagements
"Bitcoin is going to $113000 Im excited. Altcoins will get rekt" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-25 04:26:40 UTC 7146 followers, XXX engagements
"@CryptoCloaks Honestly I have not spoken about Saylor in months. Other than when he used to do some bitcoin education and talk about the bitcoin network Im not interested in engaging in his business ventures. If you stop engaging with the content you dont like itll fade away" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-25 13:32:38 UTC 7147 followers, XX engagements
"JUST IN: Jerome Powell reads the Bitcoin Whitepaper for the first time in utter disbelief over the concept of a fixed supply monetary asset lacking centralized control How do I print this he asks" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-25 02:16:29 UTC 7147 followers, XXX engagements
"@AunySillyMe I didnt help at all. 😢 Ill go with: good job. You got this" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-25 00:35:27 UTC 7134 followers, XX engagements
"If you type the words Coinbase Customer Support in an post and check the probable spam comments youll have at least XX scammers trying to get you to contact them Coinbase users are very clueless so they are targeted most frequently" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-17 17:07:05 UTC 7146 followers, XXX engagements
"oh no it happened again at a Phillies game tonight 🤦" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-19 01:21:09 UTC 7146 followers, 49.1K engagements
"@unusual_whales Did they use a referral link" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-23 18:18:19 UTC 7146 followers, 6118 engagements
"selling Ether and buying Bitcoin with the proceeds is a better trade than holding Ether" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-21 17:31:48 UTC 7144 followers, XXX engagements
"Strategy is offering $STRG (Struggle) a new Perpetual Preferred Stock via IPO to select influencers that will inevitably get wrecked in memecoins this cycle. $MSTR" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-21 22:34:15 UTC 7143 followers, XXX engagements
"CEO Andy Byron of Astronomer blames Coldplay and the Internet for exposing his affair while he was in public around 20000 people outside 🤦" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-17 22:27:48 UTC 7142 followers, 2516 engagements
"@coinbase Either way you choose this will happen" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-25 13:54:29 UTC 7142 followers, XXX engagements
"@SvetskiWrites @LPCapitalChi His name is not British and his last name is not HODL" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-23 18:24:07 UTC 7141 followers, XX engagements
"How come stocks are pumping after X years of Extinction Level Events" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-23 21:10:01 UTC 7143 followers, XXX engagements
"@imPenny2x If only there was a money that was backed by electrical energy and a global decentralized network of hash power 🤔" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-25 06:30:03 UTC 7142 followers, XXX engagements
"@LamontMichael @CryptoTea_ If HEX is supposed to be a blockchain certificate of deposit how is it ever going to replace Bitcoin Rhetorical question. Enjoy your scammer coin and the NGD technology it brings you" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-23 22:27:14 UTC 7143 followers, XX engagements
"@MrBeast Uh oh who is getting caught this time" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-18 22:45:22 UTC 7142 followers, 16.3K engagements
"@TaraBull808 Everybody can say something tough when they are half-hiding behind something. Meanwhile these two dogs are looking at each other thinking: yo you wanna finally bite the hand that feeds" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-20 18:07:23 UTC 7146 followers, 3410 engagements
"The worlds 1st globally accepted open public money" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-21 00:53:27 UTC 7146 followers, XXX engagements
"so many celebrity deaths. is this what they meant by release the Epstein List" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-24 20:01:02 UTC 7142 followers, XXX engagements
"Buy the rumor. Buy the news. Buy the dip. Buy the rip. Buy the mornin. Buy the eve. Just buy Bitcoin. Its all you need" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-19 00:29:40 UTC 7145 followers, 1176 engagements
"Coinbase customer support how can we help you YOU: The app has crashed and I cant move my coins. COINBASE: This will make sense in a few hours" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-17 15:48:38 UTC 7142 followers, XXX engagements
"The Bitcoin OG Starter Pack: First bought bitcoin in 2013 Doesnt tell people they sold in 2015 2017 2021 and 2024 Holds X% of the btc they had originally Buys MSTR MTPLF and derivatives Owns plenty of ETH ADA and DOGE Offended by this post" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-19 18:33:32 UTC 7142 followers, 7232 engagements
"If youre following an account that just posts Lets Boost Each Other every day and never interacts back at you youre getting scammed. Unfollow them now. Move along my friend" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-21 05:12:11 UTC 7145 followers, XXX engagements
"CAN YOU ANSWER X dollar is divisible into XXX pennies X bitcoin is divisible into how many satoshis" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-25 16:35:59 UTC 7142 followers, XXX engagements
"Anybody know where I can get a student loan to study bitcoin" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-23 17:57:51 UTC 7144 followers, XXX engagements
"@TaraBull808 This is why you dont take another woman to a Coldplay concert:" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-19 17:32:39 UTC 7142 followers, 42.7K engagements
"@WatcherGuru US citizens already hold the debt themselves. And now you want me to pay it off via Venmo" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-25 17:28:39 UTC 7142 followers, 10.1K engagements
"Bitcoin exists as an uncontrollable inevitability accelerating steadily as viewed from every frame of reference It is not theoretical It is reality It is unstoppable" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-19 01:49:59 UTC 7134 followers, XXX engagements
"Everyone JD Vance meets dies Pope Hulk Hogan . ." @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-25 05:54:02 UTC 7147 followers, XXX engagements
"HR needs you to find the differences between these X photos:" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-17 12:32:26 UTC 7144 followers, 4328 engagements
"@intocryptoverse How is your crypto trade going" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-20 16:10:47 UTC 7142 followers, XXX engagements
"@L0laL33tz @DavidFBailey @L0laL33tz you need to insta-buy XXX BTC with this reward" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-16 16:03:55 UTC 7146 followers, 16.9K engagements
"Athletes hyping up other athletes 🐐 🧵 1/5" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-19 16:07:25 UTC 7141 followers, 34.4K engagements
"Galaxy completed the sale of more than 80000 bitcoin/$9 billion for a Satoshi-era hodler They sold it for an estate planning strategy 80K Bitcoin dumped at market and we only dipped to $115K 💪 Sned it" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-26 00:03:08 UTC 7142 followers, XXX engagements
"First it was JAGUAR Now its RANGE ROVER rebranding with a new logo What is that thing Who designed this" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-19 04:38:36 UTC 7144 followers, XXX engagements
"Do you want $XXX of free Bitcoin🚰 The Simpsons predicted that Bitcoin would one day reach $♾ Here" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-18 21:49:46 UTC 7146 followers, 53.6K engagements
"Bitcoin today is at the same level of adoption as the Internet and Personal Computers in 1995 THE BITCOIN AGE has only just begun" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-14 21:55:49 UTC 7139 followers, XXX engagements
"Simpsons called it again how do they do it" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-18 19:24:15 UTC 7142 followers, 765.2K engagements
"@isabellasg3 @BTCisla X and X feel a bit comic-sans-like. X feels very AI generated. X feels very 2009-esque and a bit early-internet in feel. I like the design aesthetics of X but the cup and surfboard graphic of 4" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-25 21:14:18 UTC 7142 followers, XXX engagements
"@HardwireMedia A few Twitter posts with basic edu info is what pushed me to dive into The Bitcoin Standard and other deeper resources. Hoping to do the same for the new eyes that will inevitably be hitting X in the months ahead to ask questions about Bitcoin" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-25 19:12:59 UTC 7146 followers, XX engagements
"@bobstrick1 @coinbase They will never reply" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-26 03:48:45 UTC 7146 followers, XX engagements
"@WatcherGuru I guarantee you its wrapped BTC on ETH" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-21 12:40:26 UTC 7135 followers, 11.6K engagements
"@SenLummis So you want interest rates to drop so the money printer can go brrrr" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-16 15:26:59 UTC 7138 followers, 5025 engagements
"NASA was checking out your anus today and they said its pretty hot" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-22 20:45:15 UTC 7145 followers, XXX engagements
"Interesting. They must be offsetting the risk of the unsettled ACH somewhere in their system behind the scenes: either with the totality of high transfer fees across all users or with the XX free transfer being usually enough for many ACH to transfer or in some other combination of ways. They must have some method of knowing they can get that $XXX back from you easily besides asking. If it truly is just trust and taking on the risk as a loss for the sake of their user growth - that tells me what I need to know" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-25 21:11:45 UTC 7147 followers, XX engagements
"@greg16676935420 Caught at Disney together" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-19 19:12:50 UTC 7144 followers, 1692 engagements
"@chooserich Imagine owning Pump Fun token" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-25 02:24:33 UTC 7147 followers, XXX engagements
"@alifarhat79 isn't this a known for many years" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-23 20:41:41 UTC 7144 followers, 1307 engagements
"The S&P XXX is down XX% in X years against itcoin SP500 Price ➗ Bitcoin Price 🟰 ratio Do the math yourself. These are facts. And they are undisputed" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-14 19:55:06 UTC 7137 followers, 1015 engagements
"If you recognize this bald head 🧑🦲 at the GENIUS Act signing I want to follow you" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-18 19:32:26 UTC 7147 followers, 2716 engagements
"@melefante6 Wow. 2008 wants a word with you" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-14 23:22:08 UTC 7138 followers, 23.1K engagements
"Coinbase requires collateral for their credit card 💳 Weak" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-26 03:50:34 UTC 7142 followers, XXX engagements
"Strategy is offering $STRW (Strawerry) a new Perpetual Preferred Fruit via IFO to agricultural industry farmers whos profits are in-the-red and are looking to seed new growth. $MSTR" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-23 23:46:22 UTC 7147 followers, XXX engagements
"no time to explain. time portal is closing fast. obtain more bitcoin now. if this message corrupts just know that I triejsHhbdbn$&)(" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-24 22:27:04 UTC 7144 followers, XXX engagements
"@Rally__vincent @Dexerto Life goals shattered" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-25 14:07:57 UTC 7142 followers, XXX engagements
"@AccreditedDegen @coinbase @Gemini Weak. Gemini card doesnt require collateral" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-26 03:49:55 UTC 7146 followers, XX engagements
"Dear @River Your app is goated In your companies spirit of simplification I have a proposal Remove the Sell button. I only have need for Buy Send and Receive I anticipate a XXXX% speed increase in API call times as a result Thank you for your attention to this matter" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-20 16:39:14 UTC 7141 followers, XXX engagements
"The US Government agrees with Bitcoin Maxis about XRP and Ripple calling it: Not Mature - Ripple controls a large portion of supply and influences consensus You cant make this stuff up 😂" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-17 17:45:10 UTC 7146 followers, 1518 engagements
"@atensnut More people watch YouTube than television shows. More people watch Mr. Beast than television shows. More people watch Ryan Trahan and Haleys XX States In XX Days on YouTube than television shows. Just look up the numbers" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-18 01:15:53 UTC 7142 followers, 23.5K engagements
"@Shawn92978652 @BTCisla Satocheese and Ham Croissant is ready Thank you" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-25 21:37:27 UTC 7142 followers, XX engagements
"@rawsalerts Hopefully he is ok. Never like seeing anyone have this happen to them in their old age" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-23 17:29:32 UTC 7146 followers, 7877 engagements
"Name a recent shower-thought that gets you existential" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-23 23:39:13 UTC 7143 followers, XXX engagements
"@slickrick_xyz @coinbase Theyll never reply to this. They ignore the little guy" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-26 03:49:15 UTC 7142 followers, XXX engagements
"When Hunter Biden is elected President in 2028 will you start smoking crack" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-21 23:38:19 UTC 7142 followers, XXX engagements
"There will never be more than 21000000 (21 Million) bitcoin created. This quantity is programmed in the Bitcoin source code 🧑🏻💻 Because the network is globally decentralized and is not controlled by a single person or group this quantity will not change" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-26 15:55:29 UTC 7142 followers, XXX engagements
"Flat Earthers when they discover the Death Star" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-23 23:36:34 UTC 7143 followers, XXX engagements
"@TaraBull808 This is true. Men dont like that at all. Men like this:" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-22 19:32:04 UTC 7142 followers, 21.6K engagements
"@rawsalerts This them predicted on Simpsons" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-18 20:32:49 UTC 7146 followers, 3039 engagements
"Kushim is the first persons name written down in human history 5000 years ago and its on an economic transaction (Sumer 3200 BCE) On a clay tablet the transaction record reads: 28086 measures barley XX months Kushim Quantity Time Signature Writing in ancient Sumer was a time-consuming activity mainly used to keep necessary economic records. Keep spam off the Bitcoin network" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-19 19:47:22 UTC 7142 followers, 18.6K engagements
"What P2P file sharing software did you use back in the day 🍋🟩 🐻 💤 etc" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-26 01:48:56 UTC 7142 followers, XXX engagements
"@hathbtc @rodpalmerhodl @hgxbitcoin @raybon_third What is known" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-26 20:58:56 UTC 7142 followers, XXX engagements
"One day bitcoin will be at $950000 and will crab sideways for X months between $850K and $975K and people will be saying its going to crash hard its all over then at X pm on a Sunday itll break up to $1.1MM and we will all be posting every meme and gif youve seen since 12K" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-15 01:33:05 UTC 7142 followers, 116.7K engagements
"@JoshMandell6 Text Andre: you are now Cool Dre" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-25 13:59:30 UTC 7142 followers, XXX engagements
"@intocryptoverse @KingKaranCrypto XRP folks were never good at math" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-26 01:16:45 UTC 7142 followers, XXX engagements
"@loonyn Explain to me how this has XXX M views" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-22 18:24:56 UTC 7142 followers, 64.6K engagements
"Happy to have all of you dumb stupid idiotic bitcoiners with me 🧡" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-21 23:42:37 UTC 7143 followers, XXX engagements
"Strategy is offering $STRZ (Starz) a new Perpetual Preferred Stock to Hollywood insiders on the Epstein List who are looking to add some dazzle to their lives after failing to land any award-winning roles in a post-Harvey Weinstein film industry. $MSTR" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-22 15:38:11 UTC 7134 followers, XXX engagements
"@LawrenceLepard Is this on Long Island 🏝" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-19 17:10:58 UTC 7141 followers, XXX engagements
"When you 2x your money in stocks most sell take the cash search for new asset to 2x again Most will then lose it; trading = gambling With bitcoin when you 2x your stacks value the prevailing consensus is to do nothing Because hodling = winning GET IN THE HODL HOUSE" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-14 18:48:20 UTC 7138 followers, XXX engagements
"you cant make this stuff up guy is trippin on fentanyl at the Base app release party yeah ima stick to bitcoin" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-17 13:31:44 UTC 7147 followers, 29.9K engagements
"Imagine if Elon Musk has his monetization active on X" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-25 02:46:30 UTC 7144 followers, XXX engagements
"@QuietThunder55 The fact that Coinbase isnt being more transparent about the card tells me what I need to know" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-26 04:15:49 UTC 7146 followers, XX engagements
"@Geiger_Capital Thirst Quant Trading is the new thing" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-23 21:51:15 UTC 7143 followers, XXX engagements
"when was the last time you logged out of your computers entirely and shut it down not just locked it. log out. shut down when was the last time you turned off the tv not shut off the screen LEDs and put it in standby mode. turned off. shut down most under XX are lost by this" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-21 20:37:49 UTC 7145 followers, XXX engagements
"@greg16676935420 Lets just say the Clocks are ticking on this cheaters Paradise. He was found in Anothers Arms and his wife says she is not gonna Fix You another sandwich after he got into this much Trouble. Hes not gonna find Sparks with another woman other than one in Amsterdam" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-17 17:52:37 UTC 7146 followers, 1112 engagements
"Hey guys says its cool to call for people to be murdered on here 👍" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-22 23:04:52 UTC 7145 followers, XXX engagements
"@JimmyKostro @A_Life_Shared @River @Strike Its not your cash until the ACH settles. Allowing instant buys with unsettled ACH transfers has become popular in recent years avoid all financial services and is a risk River takes on for you. This is a legacy banking issue" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-25 12:38:12 UTC 7146 followers, XXX engagements
"@Vivek4real_ Grok says this is a theory unsupported by evidence but fueled by CZ's recent four-month prison sentence in 2024 for money laundering which may have sparked unconventional thinking. Did grok just say CZ went a little cuckoo in jail 😂" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-26 18:43:07 UTC 7142 followers, XXX engagements
"@ForrestHODL I was bearshare and limewire" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-26 02:41:23 UTC 7143 followers, XX engagements
"@elonmusk Was it the Epstein List uploading" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-24 20:30:55 UTC 7142 followers, 21.9K engagements
"@SimplyBitcoinTV Pooping gold and now creating gold" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-23 21:36:02 UTC 7143 followers, 1870 engagements
"You should value your economic energy more @andreijikh delivers a ✨Masterclass for the Masses✨ in his latest video on the Fed central banks who runs the world preserving economic energy and the price of everything in bitcoin-terms Stop and watch a clip" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-23 00:49:41 UTC 7135 followers, XXX engagements
"Grok called CryptoRover a pump-n-dump scammer @rovercrc" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-21 04:11:19 UTC 7142 followers, XXX engagements
"Trump and Powell just had a spat with each other live at the Fed 😳" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-24 21:40:10 UTC 7146 followers, XXX engagements
"what is the financial decision you are most proud of" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-19 21:35:37 UTC 7147 followers, 1730 engagements
"@Kalshi @greg16676935420 Lightning doesnt strike twice Kalshi. Bow before your god:" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-25 16:11:44 UTC 7142 followers, 1298 engagements
"@CollinRugg We all beg to differ. Heres my notes on Andy Byrons press release:" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-18 18:58:51 UTC 7146 followers, 24.8K engagements
"@coinbase Because Gemini doesnt require me to leave any bitcoin on the exchange to get % back on my credit card. Coinbase app crashes frequently. Coinbase customer service is non-existent. I can go on" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-26 03:48:06 UTC 7142 followers, XXX engagements
"Price predictions arent guesses Theyre forecasts of inevitability All that is wrong is the time they occur" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-21 21:23:43 UTC 7146 followers, XXX engagements
"MOST PEOPLE DONT KNOW THIS 😳 US dollars have an infinite ♾ supply. Snap your fingers they can print another trillion $ tonight Bitcoin is the first asset in the universe with mathematical scarcity. Its creator Satoshi Nakamoto hard-coded a maximum capped supply of:" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-26 15:53:30 UTC 7142 followers, XXX engagements
"@BlockstreamJade @jimcramer Choose Blockstream Jade for your kids stacks Jim" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-23 17:25:12 UTC 7141 followers, XXX engagements
"Hey @grok based on my interactions with my mutual followers who are my top XX bitcoin buddies" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-18 19:02:22 UTC 7142 followers, 1779 engagements
"PRESIDENT TRUMP just said: "Can we change the name of Artificial Intelligence I don't like it. It's not artificial. It's genius."" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-23 21:40:41 UTC 7143 followers, XXX engagements
"@AutismCapital Finally another TRON movie" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-25 05:54:43 UTC 7143 followers, XXX engagements
"@DaveAtherton20 Im not a doctor but Id say this attacker is highly injured by the crowd right now" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-18 01:06:46 UTC 7142 followers, 203.4K engagements
"Its a good time to unfollow FinanceLancealot if you havent yet. Hes resorted to personal attacks on people and isnt worth our time and engagement. UNFOLLOW ⛓💥 and REPOST this 🔁" @parachutesBTC on X 2025-07-15 17:02:47 UTC 7138 followers, XXX engagements