[GUEST ACCESS MODE: Data is scrambled or limited to provide examples. Make requests using your API key to unlock full data. Check https://lunarcrush.ai/auth for authentication information.] [@IvanGuedess](/creator/twitter/IvanGuedess) "Lazy copywriters are the sole reason this whole industry is sophisticated" [X Link](https://x.com/IvanGuedess/status/1978151315760206096) [@IvanGuedess](/creator/x/IvanGuedess) 2025-10-14T17:30Z XX followers, XX engagements "Bali Business Ballin' weekly conference call with the homies. We were looking into the logistics of smuggling X human bodies into a foreign country. Turns out $1000/mo is enough to live in a king's palace. Split the rent $XXX each. Slap another $700-$900 on top and food's taken care of. Basically over $1.5k/mo is all we need to live there comfortably. There are girls bagging 10x more selling encapsulated farts. So WE CAN DO IT" [X Link](https://x.com/IvanGuedess/status/1979963253909245981) [@IvanGuedess](/creator/x/IvanGuedess) 2025-10-19T17:30Z XX followers, XX engagements
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"Lazy copywriters are the sole reason this whole industry is sophisticated"
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"Bali Business Ballin' weekly conference call with the homies. We were looking into the logistics of smuggling X human bodies into a foreign country. Turns out $1000/mo is enough to live in a king's palace. Split the rent $XXX each. Slap another $700-$900 on top and food's taken care of. Basically over $1.5k/mo is all we need to live there comfortably. There are girls bagging 10x more selling encapsulated farts. So WE CAN DO IT"
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