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[@DearClimate](/creator/twitter/DearClimate)
"I hear a LOT of whining from the poors about the price of this event. Stop it This is the average price for a steak dinner in Big Daddy's Canada"  
[X Link](https://x.com/DearClimate/status/1979355544000565457) [@DearClimate](/creator/x/DearClimate) 2025-10-18T01:15Z 6334 followers, XXX engagements


"🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨 Experts reveal STUNNING direct correlation tying rise of smartphones to rise of Antifa Marxism and Communism among Gen Z as new research suggests increased smartphone access led to declining number of youth reading body wash/shampoo bottle instructions"  
[X Link](https://x.com/DearClimate/status/1980733257240178757) [@DearClimate](/creator/x/DearClimate) 2025-10-21T20:29Z 6334 followers, XXX engagements


"@juleplas Don't hate me just because I'm allowing the CBC to raise intellectually advanced children"  
[X Link](https://x.com/DearClimate/status/1980038836504986070) [@DearClimate](/creator/x/DearClimate) 2025-10-19T22:30Z 6339 followers, 1361 engagements


"@Claybones75 A good start would be to teach them not to believe everything they read on X. 😉"  
[X Link](https://x.com/DearClimate/status/1980053531706143026) [@DearClimate](/creator/x/DearClimate) 2025-10-19T23:28Z 6340 followers, 1865 engagements


"When it's so good your own followers after all you've been through together hit up your replies to call you retarded"  
[X Link](https://x.com/DearClimate/status/1980062201370325085) [@DearClimate](/creator/x/DearClimate) 2025-10-20T00:03Z 6338 followers, 1916 engagements


"@TruthHerder You've arrived safely at your destination"  
[X Link](https://x.com/DearClimate/status/1980072315724743009) [@DearClimate](/creator/x/DearClimate) 2025-10-20T00:43Z 6339 followers, XXX engagements


"⚠PSA⚠ I am NOT buying Bitcoin here. I'm waiting for @MarkGerretsen the Oracle of Obtusity and the Kramer of Kingston to make another famous sell call at the absolute bottom again"  
[X Link](https://x.com/DearClimate/status/1977127123925320068) [@DearClimate](/creator/x/DearClimate) 2025-10-11T21:40Z 6335 followers, 1008 engagements


"This Thanksgiving I'm grateful that Mark Carney's BRAND NEW liberal government has started a school lunch program to address the rapidly expanding food insecurities that his old BRAND NEW liberal government caused"  
[X Link](https://x.com/DearClimate/status/1977497830106464635) [@DearClimate](/creator/x/DearClimate) 2025-10-12T22:13Z 6334 followers, 1114 engagements


"CONCERNING As birth rates decline I can't help but notice the lack of pregnant men once you leave urban areas. Rural men are the absolute PEAK of human selfishness. Man up ffs"  
[X Link](https://x.com/DearClimate/status/1980674560644247793) [@DearClimate](/creator/x/DearClimate) 2025-10-21T16:36Z 6334 followers, XXX engagements


"WINNING My X year old came into the kitchen this morning scared and asked me "Daddy why is Pierre Poilievre so mean Why won't he get his security clearance Does he want to be a king too" Is anyone else the proud parent of such a well-adjusted and plugged in toddler"  
[X Link](https://x.com/DearClimate/status/1979991327422181825) [@DearClimate](/creator/x/DearClimate) 2025-10-19T19:21Z 6334 followers, 39.6K engagements


"⚠PSA⚠ For anyone who contacted Child Protective Services about my post yesterday I thank you. You thought you were so smart but you forgot that this is Canada 💪🏼 They visited my home and now my child is on a list of possible considerations for a seat in the senate"  
[X Link](https://x.com/DearClimate/status/1980349709723353159) [@DearClimate](/creator/x/DearClimate) 2025-10-20T19:05Z 6334 followers, 2190 engagements


"🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨 Vancouver City fire department at DEFCON X as recently acquired Canucks forward Evander Kane shares meal with FBI director Kash Patel. Democracy hangs in the balance"  
[X Link](https://x.com/DearClimate/status/1980454679952912765) [@DearClimate](/creator/x/DearClimate) 2025-10-21T02:02Z 6334 followers, XXX engagements


"🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨 X years of spreading FACTS protecting the climate and defending democracy from male pregnancy deniers Sending love and luck to you my friends from all of us crafting tweets in vibrant Beijing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/DearClimate/status/1980817826522017904) [@DearClimate](/creator/x/DearClimate) 2025-10-22T02:05Z 6334 followers, XXX engagements


"Elon Musk wants to EXPOSE me. What country do you think it'll be revealed that this account is actually being run from"  
[X Link](https://x.com/DearClimate/status/1978208630844334422) [@DearClimate](/creator/x/DearClimate) 2025-10-14T21:17Z 6333 followers, 1440 engagements


"🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨 Stellantis to move production from Canada to US prompting Doug Ford to retaliate by mandating consumption of Molson Canadian removing non-profit charitable status for Alcoholics Anonymous and making enrollment in its programs mandatory for Ontario residents"  
[X Link](https://x.com/DearClimate/status/1978522738672148844) [@DearClimate](/creator/x/DearClimate) 2025-10-15T18:05Z 6333 followers, 1243 engagements


"I am absolutely APPALLED by Pierre Poilievre's comments about the RCMP. I'm SICK of the way he treats our institutions. First he speaks about the liberals and the media with an undeserved level of civility and respect and now he kid gloves the RCMP's top brass"  
[X Link](https://x.com/DearClimate/status/1979323303073583306) [@DearClimate](/creator/x/DearClimate) 2025-10-17T23:07Z 6335 followers, 6682 engagements


"@jimkiss Why so angry You could have an intellectually advanced toddler as well if you stop letting them watch Blippi and switch to CBC Kids"  
[X Link](https://x.com/DearClimate/status/1980040220553998655) [@DearClimate](/creator/x/DearClimate) 2025-10-19T22:35Z 6333 followers, 2620 engagements


"🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨 A massive flip in support for leading Canadian candidates as conservative voters flock to Carney for deporting immigrants from leadership race while Liberals switch support to Poilievre for decolonizing Battle River-Crowfoot of a former straight white male MP"  
[X Link](https://x.com/DearClimate/status/1980341871055630552) [@DearClimate](/creator/x/DearClimate) 2025-10-20T18:34Z 6333 followers, XXX engagements


"@RealCoffeyTime @X @Safety I'm sorry this is happening to X. They shouldn't have to put up with this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/DearClimate/status/1980403482445377573) [@DearClimate](/creator/x/DearClimate) 2025-10-20T22:39Z 6337 followers, XXX engagements


"@bcndp Do they also come with a secure biohazard box so parents can safely dispose of any needles and crack pipes left lying around"  
[X Link](https://x.com/DearClimate/status/1980764683809468871) [@DearClimate](/creator/x/DearClimate) 2025-10-21T22:34Z 6333 followers, XXX engagements


"@MBrant75 @KaelMCritchlow That's the great trick of the central banks. They continue to stack real money while we transact in increasingly worthless paper that was once pegged to real money. I suspect once the fiat ponzi scheme collapses like they always eventually do someone wise will peg it somehow"  
[X Link](https://x.com/DearClimate/status/1981073008333901835) [@DearClimate](/creator/x/DearClimate) 2025-10-22T18:59Z 6335 followers, XX engagements