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[@mochi_byte0](/creator/twitter/mochi_byte0)
"after years of research i can confirm sitting like this unlocks parts of your brain regular sitting can't access. i sit like this XX% of the time"  
![@mochi_byte0 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1683220261678505988.png) [@mochi_byte0](/creator/x/mochi_byte0) on [X](/post/tweet/1944551851028062574) 2025-07-14 00:17:43 UTC 6257 followers, 6920 engagements


"being packed up snuggly in a suitcase and sent to a mysterious island would fix me"  
![@mochi_byte0 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1683220261678505988.png) [@mochi_byte0](/creator/x/mochi_byte0) on [X](/post/tweet/1946286165545652581) 2025-07-18 19:09:16 UTC 6257 followers, 8261 engagements


"god nerfed me when he gave me small naturals"  
![@mochi_byte0 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1683220261678505988.png) [@mochi_byte0](/creator/x/mochi_byte0) on [X](/post/tweet/1946685852387807304) 2025-07-19 21:37:29 UTC 6256 followers, 30.3K engagements


"@CavillZhang tons of people use pinterest wym 😭"  
![@mochi_byte0 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1683220261678505988.png) [@mochi_byte0](/creator/x/mochi_byte0) on [X](/post/tweet/1947532178411426253) 2025-07-22 05:40:29 UTC 6259 followers, XX engagements


"spent the whole day reading papers. zero progress made. we go again tomorrow"  
![@mochi_byte0 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1683220261678505988.png) [@mochi_byte0](/creator/x/mochi_byte0) on [X](/post/tweet/1947490370339934655) 2025-07-22 02:54:21 UTC 6259 followers, 8033 engagements


"in highschool there was a guy who refused to shower because he wanted to "maximize his pheromones". everyone was disgusted by it. even teachers who overheard were begging him to shower. however he ended up getting a girlfriend who was equally weird. there's a lesson here"  
![@mochi_byte0 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1683220261678505988.png) [@mochi_byte0](/creator/x/mochi_byte0) on [X](/post/tweet/1943052212906922428) 2025-07-09 20:58:42 UTC 6255 followers, 643.9K engagements


"can't believe i shaved my legs for a guy that calls me a foid"  
![@mochi_byte0 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1683220261678505988.png) [@mochi_byte0](/creator/x/mochi_byte0) on [X](/post/tweet/1947709079365001623) 2025-07-22 17:23:25 UTC 6255 followers, 9622 engagements


"my friends forced me to go to a bar tonight so i'm meowing at every guy who tries to speak to me"  
![@mochi_byte0 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1683220261678505988.png) [@mochi_byte0](/creator/x/mochi_byte0) on [X](/post/tweet/1946432652787237233) 2025-07-19 04:51:22 UTC 6256 followers, 508.9K engagements


"its financially irresponsible to not fall in love with an asian woman. she will bully you into chasing the bag"  
![@mochi_byte0 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1683220261678505988.png) [@mochi_byte0](/creator/x/mochi_byte0) on [X](/post/tweet/1946904421041930325) 2025-07-20 12:06:00 UTC 6256 followers, 11.6K engagements


"reminder that you most likely fumbled the love of your life"  
![@mochi_byte0 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1683220261678505988.png) [@mochi_byte0](/creator/x/mochi_byte0) on [X](/post/tweet/1934276069072531796) 2025-06-15 15:45:26 UTC 6255 followers, 1.8M engagements


"me and the boy i pulled by TA-ing his physics class"  
![@mochi_byte0 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1683220261678505988.png) [@mochi_byte0](/creator/x/mochi_byte0) on [X](/post/tweet/1945382683334599035) 2025-07-16 07:19:09 UTC 6256 followers, 13.6K engagements


"so it turns out men get turned on when you meow at them now. the male brain is compromised"  
![@mochi_byte0 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1683220261678505988.png) [@mochi_byte0](/creator/x/mochi_byte0) on [X](/post/tweet/1946587991239192749) 2025-07-19 15:08:37 UTC 6256 followers, 559.2K engagements


"i'm training every day. i'm baking cookies doing pilates wine tasting ect ect ect. i'm ready"  
![@mochi_byte0 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1683220261678505988.png) [@mochi_byte0](/creator/x/mochi_byte0) on [X](/post/tweet/1947528301280694320) 2025-07-22 05:25:05 UTC 6259 followers, 3010 engagements


"drinking alcohol for the first time in X years. this is my vibe this summer"  
![@mochi_byte0 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1683220261678505988.png) [@mochi_byte0](/creator/x/mochi_byte0) on [X](/post/tweet/1943515836284833938) 2025-07-11 03:40:58 UTC 6255 followers, 20.9K engagements


"@CavillZhang yea this isn't me. my pinterest is literally in my bio"  
![@mochi_byte0 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1683220261678505988.png) [@mochi_byte0](/creator/x/mochi_byte0) on [X](/post/tweet/1947529622851358884) 2025-07-22 05:30:20 UTC 6259 followers, XX engagements


"@bingus_pow i'm sure there is ice cream mochi in a store in Reykjavik"  
![@mochi_byte0 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1683220261678505988.png) [@mochi_byte0](/creator/x/mochi_byte0) on [X](/post/tweet/1944860200844059022) 2025-07-14 20:43:00 UTC 6258 followers, XXX engagements


"this could be us if you weren't on that silly computer all day"  
![@mochi_byte0 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1683220261678505988.png) [@mochi_byte0](/creator/x/mochi_byte0) on [X](/post/tweet/1947402054076666356) 2025-07-21 21:03:25 UTC 6259 followers, 5858 engagements


"true love means letting someone get close enough to hurt you knowing they inevitably will and choosing to hug them tightly anyway"  
![@mochi_byte0 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1683220261678505988.png) [@mochi_byte0](/creator/x/mochi_byte0) on [X](/post/tweet/1944215413786915047) 2025-07-13 02:00:51 UTC 6255 followers, 12.2K engagements


"i'm assembling a team if you want to join"  
![@mochi_byte0 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1683220261678505988.png) [@mochi_byte0](/creator/x/mochi_byte0) on [X](/post/tweet/1947030672016826845) 2025-07-20 20:27:40 UTC 6256 followers, 10.3K engagements


"when i was little we had so many fruit trees in the backyard but my favorite were always the plums. id pick them way too early scared my siblings would eat them first. i spent years eating sour fruit and worrying about things running out even when there was always enough"  
![@mochi_byte0 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1683220261678505988.png) [@mochi_byte0](/creator/x/mochi_byte0) on [X](/post/tweet/1947747091813638495) 2025-07-22 19:54:28 UTC 6255 followers, 1303 engagements


"i dont know how to flirt i just stare at you like this"  
![@mochi_byte0 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1683220261678505988.png) [@mochi_byte0](/creator/x/mochi_byte0) on [X](/post/tweet/1945589884921811402) 2025-07-16 21:02:30 UTC 6256 followers, 10.8K engagements


"that's everything i got guys. i'm all out. empty heart. empty head. this is where we part ways forever. i'll be somewhere deep in the internet ether making things just far far away from this place. as a final gift here: ❤"  
![@mochi_byte0 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1683220261678505988.png) [@mochi_byte0](/creator/x/mochi_byte0) on [X](/post/tweet/1948471827430314448) 2025-07-24 19:54:19 UTC 6238 followers, 25K engagements


"stop i am not letting you through until you promise to be very sweet and nice to me"  
![@mochi_byte0 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1683220261678505988.png) [@mochi_byte0](/creator/x/mochi_byte0) on [X](/post/tweet/1946798457840447971) 2025-07-20 05:04:56 UTC 6256 followers, 10.6K engagements


"this is the only acceptable reaction to my tweets"  
![@mochi_byte0 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1683220261678505988.png) [@mochi_byte0](/creator/x/mochi_byte0) on [X](/post/tweet/1946319996130664575) 2025-07-18 21:23:42 UTC 6256 followers, 11.9K engagements


"go to any engineering department in the US and you will see the most atrocious fits imaginable"  
![@mochi_byte0 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1683220261678505988.png) [@mochi_byte0](/creator/x/mochi_byte0) on [X](/post/tweet/1946741894660395229) 2025-07-20 01:20:11 UTC 6256 followers, 8085 engagements


"are you gonna gently tuck my hair behind my ear or what"  
![@mochi_byte0 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1683220261678505988.png) [@mochi_byte0](/creator/x/mochi_byte0) on [X](/post/tweet/1947753250465452530) 2025-07-22 20:18:57 UTC 6259 followers, 3756 engagements