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[@mochi_byte0](/creator/twitter/mochi_byte0)
"after years of research i can confirm sitting like this unlocks parts of your brain regular sitting can't access. i sit like this XX% of the time"  
![@mochi_byte0 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1683220261678505988.png) [@mochi_byte0](/creator/x/mochi_byte0) on [X](/post/tweet/1944551851028062574) 2025-07-14 00:17:43 UTC 6257 followers, 6920 engagements


"being packed up snuggly in a suitcase and sent to a mysterious island would fix me"  
![@mochi_byte0 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1683220261678505988.png) [@mochi_byte0](/creator/x/mochi_byte0) on [X](/post/tweet/1946286165545652581) 2025-07-18 19:09:16 UTC 6257 followers, 8261 engagements


"@rissaoffline from now on i'll say they're aerodynamic lmeow 😹"  
![@mochi_byte0 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1683220261678505988.png) [@mochi_byte0](/creator/x/mochi_byte0) on [X](/post/tweet/1946694885148708891) 2025-07-19 22:13:23 UTC 6251 followers, XXX engagements


"god nerfed me when he gave me small naturals"  
![@mochi_byte0 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1683220261678505988.png) [@mochi_byte0](/creator/x/mochi_byte0) on [X](/post/tweet/1946685852387807304) 2025-07-19 21:37:29 UTC 6256 followers, 30.3K engagements


"@CavillZhang tons of people use pinterest wym 😭"  
![@mochi_byte0 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1683220261678505988.png) [@mochi_byte0](/creator/x/mochi_byte0) on [X](/post/tweet/1947532178411426253) 2025-07-22 05:40:29 UTC 6259 followers, XX engagements


"spent the whole day reading papers. zero progress made. we go again tomorrow"  
![@mochi_byte0 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1683220261678505988.png) [@mochi_byte0](/creator/x/mochi_byte0) on [X](/post/tweet/1947490370339934655) 2025-07-22 02:54:21 UTC 6259 followers, 8033 engagements


"in highschool there was a guy who refused to shower because he wanted to "maximize his pheromones". everyone was disgusted by it. even teachers who overheard were begging him to shower. however he ended up getting a girlfriend who was equally weird. there's a lesson here"  
![@mochi_byte0 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1683220261678505988.png) [@mochi_byte0](/creator/x/mochi_byte0) on [X](/post/tweet/1943052212906922428) 2025-07-09 20:58:42 UTC 6255 followers, 643.9K engagements


"can't believe i shaved my legs for a guy that calls me a foid"  
![@mochi_byte0 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1683220261678505988.png) [@mochi_byte0](/creator/x/mochi_byte0) on [X](/post/tweet/1947709079365001623) 2025-07-22 17:23:25 UTC 6255 followers, 9622 engagements


"my friends forced me to go to a bar tonight so i'm meowing at every guy who tries to speak to me"  
![@mochi_byte0 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1683220261678505988.png) [@mochi_byte0](/creator/x/mochi_byte0) on [X](/post/tweet/1946432652787237233) 2025-07-19 04:51:22 UTC 6256 followers, 508.9K engagements


"its financially irresponsible to not fall in love with an asian woman. she will bully you into chasing the bag"  
![@mochi_byte0 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1683220261678505988.png) [@mochi_byte0](/creator/x/mochi_byte0) on [X](/post/tweet/1946904421041930325) 2025-07-20 12:06:00 UTC 6256 followers, 11.6K engagements


"reminder that you most likely fumbled the love of your life"  
![@mochi_byte0 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1683220261678505988.png) [@mochi_byte0](/creator/x/mochi_byte0) on [X](/post/tweet/1934276069072531796) 2025-06-15 15:45:26 UTC 6255 followers, 1.8M engagements


"me and the boy i pulled by TA-ing his physics class"  
![@mochi_byte0 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1683220261678505988.png) [@mochi_byte0](/creator/x/mochi_byte0) on [X](/post/tweet/1945382683334599035) 2025-07-16 07:19:09 UTC 6256 followers, 13.6K engagements


"so it turns out men get turned on when you meow at them now. the male brain is compromised"  
![@mochi_byte0 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1683220261678505988.png) [@mochi_byte0](/creator/x/mochi_byte0) on [X](/post/tweet/1946587991239192749) 2025-07-19 15:08:37 UTC 6256 followers, 559.2K engagements


"i'm training every day. i'm baking cookies doing pilates wine tasting ect ect ect. i'm ready"  
![@mochi_byte0 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1683220261678505988.png) [@mochi_byte0](/creator/x/mochi_byte0) on [X](/post/tweet/1947528301280694320) 2025-07-22 05:25:05 UTC 6259 followers, 3010 engagements


"@imitationlearn pinterest is the best app easily"  
![@mochi_byte0 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1683220261678505988.png) [@mochi_byte0](/creator/x/mochi_byte0) on [X](/post/tweet/1947551470934708292) 2025-07-22 06:57:09 UTC 6255 followers, XX engagements


"we need adult sized cats so i can do this"  
![@mochi_byte0 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1683220261678505988.png) [@mochi_byte0](/creator/x/mochi_byte0) on [X](/post/tweet/1943863669970153646) 2025-07-12 02:43:08 UTC 6251 followers, 5624 engagements


"drinking alcohol for the first time in X years. this is my vibe this summer"  
![@mochi_byte0 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1683220261678505988.png) [@mochi_byte0](/creator/x/mochi_byte0) on [X](/post/tweet/1943515836284833938) 2025-07-11 03:40:58 UTC 6255 followers, 20.9K engagements


"@CavillZhang yea this isn't me. my pinterest is literally in my bio"  
![@mochi_byte0 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1683220261678505988.png) [@mochi_byte0](/creator/x/mochi_byte0) on [X](/post/tweet/1947529622851358884) 2025-07-22 05:30:20 UTC 6259 followers, XX engagements


"@bingus_pow i'm sure there is ice cream mochi in a store in Reykjavik"  
![@mochi_byte0 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1683220261678505988.png) [@mochi_byte0](/creator/x/mochi_byte0) on [X](/post/tweet/1944860200844059022) 2025-07-14 20:43:00 UTC 6258 followers, XXX engagements


"there are no actual rules stopping me from tweeting my horny thoughts. that's too much power for someone this touch-starved"  
![@mochi_byte0 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1683220261678505988.png) [@mochi_byte0](/creator/x/mochi_byte0) on [X](/post/tweet/1945379663314055368) 2025-07-16 07:07:09 UTC 6250 followers, 7181 engagements


"this could be us if you weren't on that silly computer all day"  
![@mochi_byte0 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1683220261678505988.png) [@mochi_byte0](/creator/x/mochi_byte0) on [X](/post/tweet/1947402054076666356) 2025-07-21 21:03:25 UTC 6259 followers, 5858 engagements


"true love means letting someone get close enough to hurt you knowing they inevitably will and choosing to hug them tightly anyway"  
![@mochi_byte0 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1683220261678505988.png) [@mochi_byte0](/creator/x/mochi_byte0) on [X](/post/tweet/1944215413786915047) 2025-07-13 02:00:51 UTC 6255 followers, 12.2K engagements


"i'm assembling a team if you want to join"  
![@mochi_byte0 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1683220261678505988.png) [@mochi_byte0](/creator/x/mochi_byte0) on [X](/post/tweet/1947030672016826845) 2025-07-20 20:27:40 UTC 6256 followers, 10.3K engagements


"everything about this is so unnatural. a tree sprouting from concrete. the bird scooter littering the street. where did it all go wrong"  
![@mochi_byte0 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1683220261678505988.png) [@mochi_byte0](/creator/x/mochi_byte0) on [X](/post/tweet/1943799460947275888) 2025-07-11 22:28:00 UTC 6254 followers, 4014 engagements


"when i was little we had so many fruit trees in the backyard but my favorite were always the plums. id pick them way too early scared my siblings would eat them first. i spent years eating sour fruit and worrying about things running out even when there was always enough"  
![@mochi_byte0 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1683220261678505988.png) [@mochi_byte0](/creator/x/mochi_byte0) on [X](/post/tweet/1947747091813638495) 2025-07-22 19:54:28 UTC 6255 followers, 1303 engagements


"i dont know how to flirt i just stare at you like this"  
![@mochi_byte0 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1683220261678505988.png) [@mochi_byte0](/creator/x/mochi_byte0) on [X](/post/tweet/1945589884921811402) 2025-07-16 21:02:30 UTC 6256 followers, 10.8K engagements


"stop i am not letting you through until you promise to be very sweet and nice to me"  
![@mochi_byte0 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1683220261678505988.png) [@mochi_byte0](/creator/x/mochi_byte0) on [X](/post/tweet/1946798457840447971) 2025-07-20 05:04:56 UTC 6256 followers, 10.6K engagements


"@menhguin lmeow blocking is an illusion we always are watching somehow"  
![@mochi_byte0 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1683220261678505988.png) [@mochi_byte0](/creator/x/mochi_byte0) on [X](/post/tweet/1946976224317952096) 2025-07-20 16:51:19 UTC 6254 followers, XXX engagements


"this is the only acceptable reaction to my tweets"  
![@mochi_byte0 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1683220261678505988.png) [@mochi_byte0](/creator/x/mochi_byte0) on [X](/post/tweet/1946319996130664575) 2025-07-18 21:23:42 UTC 6256 followers, 11.9K engagements


"go to any engineering department in the US and you will see the most atrocious fits imaginable"  
![@mochi_byte0 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1683220261678505988.png) [@mochi_byte0](/creator/x/mochi_byte0) on [X](/post/tweet/1946741894660395229) 2025-07-20 01:20:11 UTC 6256 followers, 8085 engagements


"are you gonna gently tuck my hair behind my ear or what"  
![@mochi_byte0 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1683220261678505988.png) [@mochi_byte0](/creator/x/mochi_byte0) on [X](/post/tweet/1947753250465452530) 2025-07-22 20:18:57 UTC 6259 followers, 3756 engagements