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[@robparkerMLBbro](/creator/twitter/robparkerMLBbro)
"Dont be a prisoner of the moment. Amazing game by Ohtani 4sho. But he was hitting .150 in postseason with a TON of strikeouts b4 tonight. Real assessment: Ohtani is a Unicorn.but NOT The GOAT. #totallypremature"  
[X Link](https://x.com/robparkerMLBbro/status/1979392949810270441) [@robparkerMLBbro](/creator/x/robparkerMLBbro) 2025-10-18T03:43Z 2926 followers, 6496 engagements


"Whats tired is guys with @Chiefs logos on their Twitter acting like they have an objective take. Fanboys and homers talk to each other. Smh"  
[X Link](https://x.com/robparkerMLBbro/status/1979564186385682725) [@robparkerMLBbro](/creator/x/robparkerMLBbro) 2025-10-18T15:04Z 2926 followers, 10.2K engagements


"Its so quiet in Las Vegas right now that you can hear a mouse urinate on the sodium-free bacon Pete Carroll dropped on the floor during his pre-game meal"  
[X Link](https://x.com/robparkerMLBbro/status/1980040997137682438) [@robparkerMLBbro](/creator/x/robparkerMLBbro) 2025-10-19T22:38Z 2926 followers, XXX engagements


"Its so quiet in Seattle right now that you can hear a mouse urinate on a spilled cup of @SeattlesBest coffee with just one @Splenda"  
[X Link](https://x.com/robparkerMLBbro/status/1980472425918919178) [@robparkerMLBbro](/creator/x/robparkerMLBbro) 2025-10-21T03:13Z 2926 followers, 1327 engagements


"More movie magic from my homie Malik. Check it out"  
[X Link](https://x.com/robparkerMLBbro/status/1980946368756916684) [@robparkerMLBbro](/creator/x/robparkerMLBbro) 2025-10-22T10:36Z 2926 followers, XXX engagements


"They got him to win a title. Nothing else"  
[X Link](https://x.com/robparkerMLBbro/status/1981126438532370552) [@robparkerMLBbro](/creator/x/robparkerMLBbro) 2025-10-22T22:32Z 2926 followers, XXX engagements