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[@theclassicwife](/creator/twitter/theclassicwife)
"Can money just stop existing for like XX minutes so I can stop stressing Let me just go live in the woods and destroy a rabbit with my bare hands and make a nice stew. I'll weave some leaves together and make a skirt. Just take your credit scores and your profit away from me. Let me die in the woods like a feral animal"  
[X Link](https://x.com/theclassicwife/status/1978187778329628693) [@theclassicwife](/creator/x/theclassicwife) 2025-10-14T19:54Z 4210 followers, XXX engagements


"That's $XX per person. $XX isn't going to do jack to your $23k in debt. This is such a boomer take. It's like blaming a Starbucks coffee or avocado toast on why I can't buy a home"  
[X Link](https://x.com/theclassicwife/status/1980501547919503704) [@theclassicwife](/creator/x/theclassicwife) 2025-10-21T05:08Z 4210 followers, 3745 engagements


"You should never gossip or bad mouth your spouse to anyone"  
[X Link](https://x.com/theclassicwife/status/1976635211107750042) [@theclassicwife](/creator/x/theclassicwife) 2025-10-10T13:05Z 4214 followers, 126.6K engagements


"These look 500x better than they taste"  
[X Link](https://x.com/theclassicwife/status/1977188013105906025) [@theclassicwife](/creator/x/theclassicwife) 2025-10-12T01:42Z 4214 followers, 1917 engagements


"@KrogerPalamist @classichusband Why do you look so brown"  
[X Link](https://x.com/theclassicwife/status/1978290491230761448) [@theclassicwife](/creator/x/theclassicwife) 2025-10-15T02:43Z 4219 followers, XX engagements


"@KrogerPalamist @classichusband"  
[X Link](https://x.com/theclassicwife/status/1978293121822695823) [@theclassicwife](/creator/x/theclassicwife) 2025-10-15T02:53Z 4219 followers, XX engagements


"What happened to anyone being helpful We had a deep freezer die yesterday with food in it (it died some time ago but just realized yesterday it's VERY gross) and trying to call someone to come pick it up is next to impossible. The trash company MIGHT make a one time exception to come pick it up before our trash day. It's just ridiculous. I'll pay whatever fee just get it off my property"  
[X Link](https://x.com/theclassicwife/status/1978807839108862170) [@theclassicwife](/creator/x/theclassicwife) 2025-10-16T12:58Z 4207 followers, 1152 engagements


"It is 10am. I have been awake more or less since 4:30ish. It is time for me to sleep now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/theclassicwife/status/1978821597411549499) [@theclassicwife](/creator/x/theclassicwife) 2025-10-16T13:53Z 4208 followers, XXX engagements


"How in the heck am I gonna get a XX month old and a 2-3 year old away from the Christmas tree whenever it gets set up Do I even bother"  
[X Link](https://x.com/theclassicwife/status/1979301123002634629) [@theclassicwife](/creator/x/theclassicwife) 2025-10-17T21:38Z 4209 followers, 1316 engagements


"@CandiceHorbacz Do women know they can just post a pic of themselves fully clothed on this app or"  
[X Link](https://x.com/theclassicwife/status/1979421915141017978) [@theclassicwife](/creator/x/theclassicwife) 2025-10-18T05:38Z 4214 followers, 2765 engagements


"@navybih The plus size representation at VS is more realistic representation of your average person whereas Rihanna's show is glorifying the bodies of morbidly obese whales"  
[X Link](https://x.com/theclassicwife/status/1979884103064580554) [@theclassicwife](/creator/x/theclassicwife) 2025-10-19T12:15Z 4213 followers, XXX engagements


"@Michaeldudufudu @KrogerPalamist Idk what this means"  
[X Link](https://x.com/theclassicwife/status/1980339348106277154) [@theclassicwife](/creator/x/theclassicwife) 2025-10-20T18:24Z 4209 followers, XX engagements


"Why can't older people correctly pronounce "chipotle""  
[X Link](https://x.com/theclassicwife/status/1979264090322436226) [@theclassicwife](/creator/x/theclassicwife) 2025-10-17T19:11Z 4211 followers, 2310 engagements


"YALL ARE SO DUMB"  
[X Link](https://x.com/theclassicwife/status/1979747179716817182) [@theclassicwife](/creator/x/theclassicwife) 2025-10-19T03:11Z 4211 followers, 1455 engagements


"@GeoChonker I mean tbf did he ever actually say he converted to anything He just makes some vague references about God or heaven nothing really beyond that. He has some mega church pant suit wearing women pray over him so that tells us everything already"  
[X Link](https://x.com/theclassicwife/status/1980850290040664414) [@theclassicwife](/creator/x/theclassicwife) 2025-10-22T04:14Z 4212 followers, XX engagements


"@yashar @canering To be fair his base wasn't overly interested in pardoning Kodak black yet he did"  
[X Link](https://x.com/theclassicwife/status/1980508410824257889) [@theclassicwife](/creator/x/theclassicwife) 2025-10-21T05:36Z 4212 followers, XXX engagements


"I really don't care at all what he's doing to the White House and most likely neither do you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/theclassicwife/status/1980846009224941853) [@theclassicwife](/creator/x/theclassicwife) 2025-10-22T03:57Z 4211 followers, 1326 engagements


"@vaporeous $XXX turkeys where Every year from Kroger I spend about $14-20 MAX"  
[X Link](https://x.com/theclassicwife/status/1981128958876795096) [@theclassicwife](/creator/x/theclassicwife) 2025-10-22T22:42Z 4210 followers, XX engagements