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[@RealDixonUranus](/creator/twitter/RealDixonUranus)
"My gf listening to me sing The Will Stancil Show theme song in the shower:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/RealDixonUranus/status/1979710950845677762) [@RealDixonUranus](/creator/x/RealDixonUranus) 2025-10-19T00:47Z 16.5K followers, 89.4K engagements


""My name is No Name Given and I'm voting Democrat.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/RealDixonUranus/status/1978302757393014839) [@RealDixonUranus](/creator/x/RealDixonUranus) 2025-10-15T03:31Z 16.4K followers, 964.9K engagements


"Hasan Piker after receiving his court-ordered shock collar:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/RealDixonUranus/status/1975748078570197103) [@RealDixonUranus](/creator/x/RealDixonUranus) 2025-10-08T02:20Z 16.5K followers, 589.6K engagements


"Indians rn (right now):"  
[X Link](https://x.com/RealDixonUranus/status/1978215774218060288) [@RealDixonUranus](/creator/x/RealDixonUranus) 2025-10-14T21:46Z 16.5K followers, 90.6K engagements


""Don't let me catch you posting any Hitler jokes""  
[X Link](https://x.com/RealDixonUranus/status/1979016440318447845) [@RealDixonUranus](/creator/x/RealDixonUranus) 2025-10-17T02:47Z 16.5K followers, 581.6K engagements


"It's Friday night"  
[X Link](https://x.com/RealDixonUranus/status/1979348032912265492) [@RealDixonUranus](/creator/x/RealDixonUranus) 2025-10-18T00:45Z 16.5K followers, 6468 engagements


""I told you we are going to watch The Will Stancil Show and then you can leave.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/RealDixonUranus/status/1979411169950732533) [@RealDixonUranus](/creator/x/RealDixonUranus) 2025-10-18T04:56Z 16.5K followers, 42.9K engagements


"Walmart greeters when they see a 300-pound Dindueesha trying to steal a bag of Flaming Hot Cheetos:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/RealDixonUranus/status/1980474075765174702) [@RealDixonUranus](/creator/x/RealDixonUranus) 2025-10-21T03:19Z 16.5K followers, 86.7K engagements


"Follow Empathchan or you're a Chinese jew"  
[X Link](https://x.com/RealDixonUranus/status/1976236641460297906) [@RealDixonUranus](/creator/x/RealDixonUranus) 2025-10-09T10:41Z 16.5K followers, 15.5K engagements


"Nobody: Maori in New Zealand parliament:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/RealDixonUranus/status/1976806896373055645) [@RealDixonUranus](/creator/x/RealDixonUranus) 2025-10-11T00:27Z 16.5K followers, 634.9K engagements


"I don't care about a group chat leak"  
[X Link](https://x.com/RealDixonUranus/status/1979004590453371107) [@RealDixonUranus](/creator/x/RealDixonUranus) 2025-10-17T02:00Z 16.5K followers, 33.7K engagements


"Shopping at Walmart next month with no H-1B workers and EBT shut down:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/RealDixonUranus/status/1980757687911481721) [@RealDixonUranus](/creator/x/RealDixonUranus) 2025-10-21T22:06Z 16.5K followers, 591.6K engagements


"Walmart employees getting ready for work on November 1st:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/RealDixonUranus/status/1981521396267163829) [@RealDixonUranus](/creator/x/RealDixonUranus) 2025-10-24T00:41Z 16.5K followers, 11.4K engagements


"I can't believe Crowder called Candace Owens a coon 😬"  
[X Link](https://x.com/RealDixonUranus/status/1981563666790306082) [@RealDixonUranus](/creator/x/RealDixonUranus) 2025-10-24T03:29Z 16.5K followers, 5039 engagements