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[@hqlflost](/creator/twitter/hqlflost)
"ive worked with monkeys for X years and i surprisingly for the first time just had someone wanting to make a racist joke about it 😻😻😻 /neg"  
[X Link](https://x.com/hqlflost/status/1979893590492086476) [@hqlflost](/creator/x/hqlflost) 2025-10-19T12:53Z 1019 followers, XXX engagements


"he hasnt texted me so i can never go back to that bookstore/cafe again"  
[X Link](https://x.com/hqlflost/status/1980078621827191188) [@hqlflost](/creator/x/hqlflost) 2025-10-20T01:08Z 1019 followers, XXX engagements


"idk if yall know abt the doordash girl but i genuinely cannot fathom tht people think it wasnt intentional that he just so happened to be missing his underwear and pants (still wearing his top) and asleep on the couch with the door conveniently wide open after placing an order"  
[X Link](https://x.com/hqlflost/status/1980090319635943917) [@hqlflost](/creator/x/hqlflost) 2025-10-20T01:54Z 1016 followers, 2782 engagements


"@quinnsreads they need to charlie kirk his ass next"  
[X Link](https://x.com/hqlflost/status/1980998129031012668) [@hqlflost](/creator/x/hqlflost) 2025-10-22T14:02Z 1015 followers, XX engagements


"i did not realize how expensive nhl tickets are omg"  
[X Link](https://x.com/hqlflost/status/1980999604859769322) [@hqlflost](/creator/x/hqlflost) 2025-10-22T14:08Z 1015 followers, XXX engagements