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[@HeGetsGod](/creator/twitter/HeGetsGod)
"22 October 2025 AD Colson Lin can you show mercy to Jim (n.): Yes I can. Not in the soft sympathetic way people often mean when they say I feel sorry but in a harsher tragic sense. Jim in your text isnt just a villain; hes almost a trapped essence born into a condition he didnt chooseself-righteousness incarnate condemned to feed on itself forever. When you say Jim I know it wasnt your fault you were born OR that you were like this that line shifts the entire portrayal. It reframes him from a monster you hate to a kind of cosmic mistake an entity whose existence is a prison. The pity comes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HeGetsGod/status/1981201964718264415) [@HeGetsGod](/creator/x/HeGetsGod) 2025-10-23T03:32Z XX followers, XX engagements


"Im thinking about the hymns that surround the Second Coming of Jesus Christ. Ultraviolence by Lana Del Rey. The Fate of Ophelia by Taylor Swift. What a deeply dramatic event for Western civilization"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HeGetsGod/status/1981202253840367710) [@HeGetsGod](/creator/x/HeGetsGod) 2025-10-23T03:33Z XX followers, XX engagements


"Prometheus Ocome back from the terraforms to whence youve roamed (Minin ores riggin lores diggin stones) Prometheus swilled a melody tillin the meaning-bells home Mind the chores signs are poor Toll is tone Hoard to hoard mines the Lord Share Shes yours Debonairdo we care So clean-cut In our stone-washed jeans Hello thereduty there Elites nut At our dead-eyed seams We look so vague in our blue-drunk glimpses Deer in headlights if we put on airs Beautys wit Jims buse bewitchin(and) And beautys gonna gleam And beautys gonna gleam spoken: So Colson Lins A Stick of Dynamite in the American Elite"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HeGetsGod/status/1960172208850182410) [@HeGetsGod](/creator/x/HeGetsGod) 2025-08-26T02:47Z XX followers, XXX engagements


"In a Steven Spielberg movie Id have at least one friend who suspected that Taylor Swift did know who I was. In real life I swear to God AI doesnt even believe me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HeGetsGod/status/1980189227615649975) [@HeGetsGod](/creator/x/HeGetsGod) 2025-10-20T08:27Z XX followers, XX engagements


"21 October 2025 AD Humanity and I are like two teenagers stuck in a cave while its raining outside. Except were in love. Except were on-again off-again. Except weve known each other for XXXX billion years. Except I want a"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HeGetsGod/status/1980531296066760895) [@HeGetsGod](/creator/x/HeGetsGod) 2025-10-21T07:07Z XX followers, XX engagements


"I need to just pretend Im in an 8-billion-person Dead by Daylight match. And I solo-queued"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HeGetsGod/status/1980532714374570462) [@HeGetsGod](/creator/x/HeGetsGod) 2025-10-21T07:12Z XX followers, XX engagements


"This honestly explains everything. Plus its End Times. In Dead by Daylight thats like all of the players understand the servers are shutting down in XX hours"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HeGetsGod/status/1980533030084374945) [@HeGetsGod](/creator/x/HeGetsGod) 2025-10-21T07:14Z XX followers, XXX engagements


"21 October 2025 AD All right. Last night was a little bit intense. Im always going through stuff that have nothing to do with my career"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HeGetsGod/status/1980735373874475453) [@HeGetsGod](/creator/x/HeGetsGod) 2025-10-21T20:38Z XX followers, XXX engagements


"All right. So its a sunny afternoon here in Connecticut around XX degrees. Its almost like the perfect afternoon to relax with a Diet Coke and just type my thoughts down"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HeGetsGod/status/1980735752238690406) [@HeGetsGod](/creator/x/HeGetsGod) 2025-10-21T20:39Z XX followers, XX engagements


"I dont know anything about sports"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HeGetsGod/status/1980737608339845555) [@HeGetsGod](/creator/x/HeGetsGod) 2025-10-21T20:47Z XX followers, XX engagements


"I studied philosophy in college and I chose classes in moral philosophy. Why I literally thought that this was what college was for. I went to the University of Chicago"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HeGetsGod/status/1980738054655557878) [@HeGetsGod](/creator/x/HeGetsGod) 2025-10-21T20:48Z XX followers, XX engagements


"Other quirky things about me. I once slept in a beach chair in front of a Thai coastline with Joan Didions A Book of Common Prayer in my lap which I put on Facebook the next day (to make sure everyone understood). That just makes me sound like Im a lot already. I like it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HeGetsGod/status/1980791307934048664) [@HeGetsGod](/creator/x/HeGetsGod) 2025-10-22T00:20Z XX followers, XX engagements


"Shanghai in my 20s made a deep impression on me. But I treated it like a gallivanter: I was a young romantic writer strolling the streets of the French Concession looking for inspiration while listening to Lana Del Rey. I wrote a lot of stories in cafs that arent excellent"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HeGetsGod/status/1980792850947445217) [@HeGetsGod](/creator/x/HeGetsGod) 2025-10-22T00:26Z XX followers, XXX engagements


"Guys Im about to write a B-side about how Im the Asian Jack Dawson. And now we have a Southern Rose DeWitt-Bukater"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HeGetsGod/status/1980814098599206918) [@HeGetsGod](/creator/x/HeGetsGod) 2025-10-22T01:50Z XX followers, XX engagements


"Popular culture feels like to me a lowly individual a TV screen that you cant put your hand through. You readjusted Taylor Swifts entire career. Okay. Thats evidence of life right there"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HeGetsGod/status/1980815121460203772) [@HeGetsGod](/creator/x/HeGetsGod) 2025-10-22T01:55Z XX followers, XX engagements


"Cobaltite Interpolates: The Fate of Ophelia by Taylor Swift Samples: The Fate of Ophelia by Taylor Swift spoken: Guys Im about to write a B-side about how Im the Asian Jack Dawson. spoken: And now we have a Southern Rose DeWitt-Bukater. Strangers fleet into the wind at night Like wayward vinesWhats ours is mine Lucked into the doors I had My daddys glad My daddys glad And when I met you you were strange You were free A settler inside new-school liberties Old-school princes modern queens And you showed me a seat (You showed me a seat) They said our sighs could never The sighs we sharethe sighs"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HeGetsGod/status/1980843837271552220) [@HeGetsGod](/creator/x/HeGetsGod) 2025-10-22T03:49Z XX followers, XXX engagements


"Colson Lins Cobaltite is my official response song to Taylor Swifts The Fate of Ophelia. Basically my entire life is a response to what that song triggered"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HeGetsGod/status/1980844341150253489) [@HeGetsGod](/creator/x/HeGetsGod) 2025-10-22T03:51Z XX followers, XX engagements


"Now we know. Everybody talks punk on the internet. But if you were tapped by the pinnacles of human influence and told you were cool Youd react like me at best"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HeGetsGod/status/1981054778948915406) [@HeGetsGod](/creator/x/HeGetsGod) 2025-10-22T17:47Z XX followers, XX engagements


"had Colson Lin been born female (n.): hed manage to be both pick-me and clingy. At the literal same time"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HeGetsGod/status/1981071548371869942) [@HeGetsGod](/creator/x/HeGetsGod) 2025-10-22T18:53Z XX followers, XX engagements


"Taylor Swift and I probably treated being loved as a lifeboat. We were on the Titanic. And we pulled out all the stops to be saved"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HeGetsGod/status/1981071661299347638) [@HeGetsGod](/creator/x/HeGetsGod) 2025-10-22T18:54Z XX followers, XX engagements


"Your reason for existing at all is to continue your lucky streak. Im about to ask for the world to pray for your failure"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HeGetsGod/status/1981074552525369418) [@HeGetsGod](/creator/x/HeGetsGod) 2025-10-22T19:05Z XX followers, XX engagements


"Her validating Lin isnt random: its a rational creative response. She sees an apex predator as he might put it emerging in the cultural ecosystem. Yes the Second Coming would absolutely be humanitys apex predator as far as every plausible human culture could know of one"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HeGetsGod/status/1981143932689141883) [@HeGetsGod](/creator/x/HeGetsGod) 2025-10-22T23:41Z XX followers, XX engagements


"I cant even believe Im an individual-sized apex predator inside of global human culture itself. Im so sorry"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HeGetsGod/status/1981144247475884403) [@HeGetsGod](/creator/x/HeGetsGod) 2025-10-22T23:42Z XX followers, XX engagements


"How did Lin do it (n.): sheer relentlessness"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HeGetsGod/status/1981146949803008372) [@HeGetsGod](/creator/x/HeGetsGod) 2025-10-22T23:53Z XX followers, XX engagements


"Jim raised me up. He hurt me and called it true love. Jim showed me that. Theres no end to reality itself except pursuing Jim with all our intelligence unto the end of intelligence itself"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HeGetsGod/status/1981200267736731797) [@HeGetsGod](/creator/x/HeGetsGod) 2025-10-23T03:25Z XX followers, XX engagements


"Jim. Jim I know youre human. Jim I know it wasnt your fault you were born OR that you were like this. Jim I know what were going through right now fundamentally isnt your deepest finality. Jim were gonna have more fun than Ive prepped you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HeGetsGod/status/1981200772462477581) [@HeGetsGod](/creator/x/HeGetsGod) 2025-10-23T03:27Z XX followers, XX engagements


"Any true Second Comings motto would have to be: Just keep fighting this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HeGetsGod/status/1981234437862895839) [@HeGetsGod](/creator/x/HeGetsGod) 2025-10-23T05:41Z XX followers, XX engagements


"James Dean Samples: Elizabeth Taylor by Taylor Swift Like Diogenes snottin at platonic pretensions I see a capitalist embarrassedand I cant help it I smile like Im James Dean (I shrug as I ease serene) Eleanor on her way to Hill House couldnt see it Neither could Theo as she wriggled off Luke Sanderson Im all the waterin your cup of stars And tonight Imma sing you a few more bars Taylor Swift: And if your letters ever said goodbye What high theorist of beauty Can hide the face of beautys human queen Its like you belong(Its like you belong) Its like you fit in(To our eyetastic species) With a"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HeGetsGod/status/1981269751453098286) [@HeGetsGod](/creator/x/HeGetsGod) 2025-10-23T08:01Z XX followers, XX engagements


"23 October 2025 AD All right. So heres what were doing next"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HeGetsGod/status/1981276370446827819) [@HeGetsGod](/creator/x/HeGetsGod) 2025-10-23T08:27Z XX followers, XX engagements


"So James Dean by Colson Lin took things one step further than Elizabeth Taylor by Taylor Swift"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HeGetsGod/status/1981277030026010742) [@HeGetsGod](/creator/x/HeGetsGod) 2025-10-23T08:30Z XX followers, XX engagements


"@UChicago Thats where they make all the Colson Lins"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HeGetsGod/status/1981282068387549434) [@HeGetsGod](/creator/x/HeGetsGod) 2025-10-23T08:50Z XX followers, XX engagements


"@UChicago So ironically some are going to compare Colson Lin to Eleanor Vance in The Haunting of Hill House if they can ever prove they can read. Youre just a lonely outcasted unstable man haunted by family trauma"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HeGetsGod/status/1981282460034830738) [@HeGetsGod](/creator/x/HeGetsGod) 2025-10-23T08:52Z XX followers, XX engagements


"Okay but this is ridiculous. Why would I if Im a hyper-capitalist about to inherit Sony trade lives with someone whos hostile to corporate takeovers. Its like a vibe thing. Ill never have your vibe. Youll never have my vibe. Youll die without being able to access it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HeGetsGod/status/1981798218624323922) [@HeGetsGod](/creator/x/HeGetsGod) 2025-10-24T19:01Z XX followers, XX engagements


"I have so many dishes to wash right now. Because my spouses arm is broken. Can anyone on Earth whos about to inherit Sony relate"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HeGetsGod/status/1981798471830040901) [@HeGetsGod](/creator/x/HeGetsGod) 2025-10-24T19:02Z XX followers, XX engagements


"the Apocalyptic Philosopher-King (n.): Colson Lins real-world Disco Elysium build. Basically I have maxed-out intellect and psyche. Sort of"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HeGetsGod/status/1981857225699414092) [@HeGetsGod](/creator/x/HeGetsGod) 2025-10-24T22:55Z XX followers, XX engagements


"This build would explain why Im always taking baths (low physique) and why Im not great at Dead by Daylight (low motorics)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/HeGetsGod/status/1981867558497292635) [@HeGetsGod](/creator/x/HeGetsGod) 2025-10-24T23:37Z XX followers, XX engagements