[GUEST ACCESS MODE: Data is scrambled or limited to provide examples. Make requests using your API key to unlock full data. Check https://lunarcrush.ai/auth for authentication information.] [@BovrilG](/creator/twitter/BovrilG) "Ten year old me seeing this ad for the first time: you can just chain women to your bed huh"  [@BovrilG](/creator/x/BovrilG) on [X](/post/tweet/1949497790641352889) 2025-07-27 15:51:07 UTC 14.9K followers, 22K engagements "Its quite easy to imagine a Lost Future where the West Midlands are allowed to develop into Britains Dallas-Fort Worth (a prosperous car-centric urban sprawl rich enough to serve as a rival locus of power to London in a way Manchester and Liverpool conspicuously WERENT)"  [@BovrilG](/creator/x/BovrilG) on [X](/post/tweet/1946575485997088873) 2025-07-19 14:18:56 UTC 14.9K followers, 3096 engagements "@AnaboliclyJelqd Ocados better on the whole"  [@BovrilG](/creator/x/BovrilG) on [X](/post/tweet/1946993858056728628) 2025-07-20 18:01:23 UTC 14.9K followers, XXX engagements "Regency Britain is an infinitely more plausible direct inheritor of the glory that was Greece and the grandeur that was Rome than the handful of louse-ridden pederastic shepherds who happily ignored the ruins of the Parthenon until they were salvaged by Elgin"  [@BovrilG](/creator/x/BovrilG) on [X](/post/tweet/1943988950701682704) 2025-07-12 11:00:58 UTC 14.9K followers, 137.9K engagements "Daddy what did YOU do in the Great Remigration I came up with new grooming gang related lyrics to Lana Del Reys Off To The Races that were completely unpublishable outside one specific groupchat. I like to think it helped. Based"  [@BovrilG](/creator/x/BovrilG) on [X](/post/tweet/1949014067357601854) 2025-07-26 07:48:59 UTC 14.9K followers, 6779 engagements "Right @grok who was the most famous person to visit my profile It doesn't need to be a mutual don't tag them just say who it was"  [@BovrilG](/creator/x/BovrilG) on [X](/post/tweet/1949189122180239369) 2025-07-26 19:24:35 UTC 14.9K followers, 4881 engagements "Bovril-Gesellschaft Summer Fit: 80s Miami coke dealer Bovril-Gesellschaft Winter Fit: moderately prosperous farmer in his sixties"  [@BovrilG](/creator/x/BovrilG) on [X](/post/tweet/1949469596307669364) 2025-07-27 13:59:05 UTC 14.9K followers, 3560 engagements "imagine aleister crowley looking at you like this"  [@BovrilG](/creator/x/BovrilG) on [X](/post/tweet/1948118316553236966) 2025-07-23 20:29:35 UTC 14.8K followers, 7754 engagements "@QuintSee Unfortunately its hard to imagine any group of people on Earth more culturally compatible with SW1 than the most corrupt and incompetent members of a culture best known for institutional pederasty"  [@BovrilG](/creator/x/BovrilG) on [X](/post/tweet/1945807152896942341) 2025-07-17 11:25:51 UTC 14.8K followers, XX engagements "Those BASED Eastern European countries are about to get vintage 2015 shitlibbery and theyre going to get it good and hard. Hungary will be insufferable once Orban gets turfed out next year"  [@BovrilG](/creator/x/BovrilG) on [X](/post/tweet/1947414187157950918) 2025-07-21 21:51:38 UTC 14.8K followers, 67.1K engagements "Communist Cuban Somehow mysteriously in South Florida instead of the Communist Cuban country eighty miles away"  [@BovrilG](/creator/x/BovrilG) on [X](/post/tweet/1947189621391077494) 2025-07-21 06:59:17 UTC 14.9K followers, 57.1K engagements "In 1945 Birmingham was still more or less the Workshop of the World of the Chamberlain Dynastys imaginings and Dresden was a smouldering pile of rubble that had the bad luck to be in the Soviet Occupation Zone. The intervening eighty years have been unkind to one of these"  [@BovrilG](/creator/x/BovrilG) on [X](/post/tweet/1946570389024350659) 2025-07-19 13:58:40 UTC 14.9K followers, 30.3K engagements "Bovril-Gesellschaft is heading out to the Falklands and may be some time"  [@BovrilG](/creator/x/BovrilG) on [X](/post/tweet/1948865132232126612) 2025-07-25 21:57:10 UTC 14.9K followers, 9361 engagements "If Mrs Bovril EVER issued a public statement about me which had obviously been written with ChatGPT I would spend the rest of my life guiltlessly and compulsively turning her into whatever the female equivalent of a cuckold is"  [@BovrilG](/creator/x/BovrilG) on [X](/post/tweet/1947653558515445909) 2025-07-22 13:42:48 UTC 14.9K followers, 7225 engagements "Not now kitten Daddys being conveyed to Marshalsea Debtors Prison by beadles"  [@BovrilG](/creator/x/BovrilG) on [X](/post/tweet/1944479935558746612) 2025-07-13 19:31:57 UTC 14.8K followers, 1358 engagements "As a Woman In HR Whisperer I am confident that if I am given a shadowy role in the background When We Win Ill be able to turn women like this into the most uncompromising enforcers of the new regime in fairly short order"  [@BovrilG](/creator/x/BovrilG) on [X](/post/tweet/1949035621084807439) 2025-07-26 09:14:38 UTC 14.9K followers, 72.3K engagements "Unreasonable circumstances can drive reasonable men to do unreasonable things"  [@BovrilG](/creator/x/BovrilG) on [X](/post/tweet/1948704598245478843) 2025-07-25 11:19:16 UTC 14.9K followers, 9056 engagements "@FedsGrmShooters I like to think the power of friendship will triumph over HOPE not hate in the end"  [@BovrilG](/creator/x/BovrilG) on [X](/post/tweet/1948859360857219231) 2025-07-25 21:34:14 UTC 14.8K followers, XX engagements "Feel free to visit my profile any time if you want @dash_eats"  [@BovrilG](/creator/x/BovrilG) on [X](/post/tweet/1949190599623803246) 2025-07-26 19:30:27 UTC 14.9K followers, 1184 engagements "By 2027 at least one e-girl (and more likely several) will have revealed tastefully misspelled Borvil-Gesellshaft tramp stamps on the TL"  [@BovrilG](/creator/x/BovrilG) on [X](/post/tweet/1945558034190643430) 2025-07-16 18:55:56 UTC 14.8K followers, 11.7K engagements "Unbelievable they somehow left off both Red Scares"  [@BovrilG](/creator/x/BovrilG) on [X](/post/tweet/1948348892187136470) 2025-07-24 11:45:49 UTC 14.8K followers, 2445 engagements "@93vintagejones I reckon I could blag my way in. Ive never been qualified on paper for any of the jobs Ive been given. Im just a really good interviewer"  [@BovrilG](/creator/x/BovrilG) on [X](/post/tweet/1949506688668565680) 2025-07-27 16:26:29 UTC 14.9K followers, XXX engagements "Admittedly there are only three people on here who know enough information about me to comprehensively dox me and I completely and utterly trust each of them so Im not being insane"  [@BovrilG](/creator/x/BovrilG) on [X](/post/tweet/1948703588282233097) 2025-07-25 11:15:15 UTC 14.9K followers, 2948 engagements "The great thing about this is that once you win an election a vast swathe of public sector workers suddenly become completely financially dependent on your patronage. Lets just say that if those primary schoolteachers and council workers want to keep their cheap mortgages theyd BETTER attend our rallies join mobs intimidating opposition politicians and publications and commit postal fraud for us"  [@BovrilG](/creator/x/BovrilG) on [X](/post/tweet/1948334388283851255) 2025-07-24 10:48:11 UTC 14.8K followers, 8285 engagements "@jesushuttleworh civilization being rather generous"  [@BovrilG](/creator/x/BovrilG) on [X](/post/tweet/1948080529095676256) 2025-07-23 17:59:26 UTC 14.8K followers, 11.5K engagements "The Starmer Regime has issued an open declaration of war on Bovril-Gesellschaft"  [@BovrilG](/creator/x/BovrilG) on [X](/post/tweet/1948090963240370425) 2025-07-23 18:40:54 UTC 14.8K followers, 3598 engagements "The human spirit cannot be overcome. You know as a shitpoaster if you took away my access to the Internet I would shitpoast on my heart. If you take away my ink I'd shitpoast on the wind. It wouldn't be an ideal way to work but even so"  [@BovrilG](/creator/x/BovrilG) on [X](/post/tweet/1948874618099384706) 2025-07-25 22:34:51 UTC 14.9K followers, 5365 engagements "I love the idea about the one Tea user in the Alaskan wilderness fending off polar bears with one hand and gossiping on her phone about a bad date fifteen years ago with the other"  [@BovrilG](/creator/x/BovrilG) on [X](/post/tweet/1948861113405223362) 2025-07-25 21:41:12 UTC 14.9K followers, 4275 engagements "One completely overlooked but bizarrely stable female dynamic is the friendship between a woman with BPD and one with mild Aspergers. On the two occasions Ive seen this develop theyve ended up ride or die for each other for well over a decade"  [@BovrilG](/creator/x/BovrilG) on [X](/post/tweet/1944729818861306180) 2025-07-14 12:04:54 UTC 14.9K followers, 75.3K engagements "On the handful of times Ive managed to locate an opps LinkedIn account its invariably mentioned that they were president of the Model United Nations or the Doctor Who Society or the Non-Drinking Society at their lower-tier Russell Group university"  [@BovrilG](/creator/x/BovrilG) on [X](/post/tweet/1949394418957468023) 2025-07-27 09:00:22 UTC 14.9K followers, 4105 engagements "Daryl is the only wholly morally admirable character in Peep Show"  [@BovrilG](/creator/x/BovrilG) on [X](/post/tweet/1949220772054274107) 2025-07-26 21:30:21 UTC 14.9K followers, 28.1K engagements "So theres this Munich-based 1920s occultist group called the Vril-Gesellschaft that may or may not have existed and may or may have had links to the Third Reich if it did and Bovrils a beef tea brand in Britain and theres this poster whose name is a mixture of them and hes"  [@BovrilG](/creator/x/BovrilG) on [X](/post/tweet/1948133195481751803) 2025-07-23 21:28:43 UTC 14.8K followers, 5811 engagements "If theres one thing I associate with the Arabs its close proximity to the sea"  [@BovrilG](/creator/x/BovrilG) on [X](/post/tweet/1947416654259868006) 2025-07-21 22:01:26 UTC 14.9K followers, 393.5K engagements "When We Win this is going up on every classroom wall in the land"  [@BovrilG](/creator/x/BovrilG) on [X](/post/tweet/1938568039387348997) 2025-06-27 12:00:12 UTC 14.9K followers, 55.7K engagements "Everyone I know whos travelled extensively has ended up far more extreme than me"  [@BovrilG](/creator/x/BovrilG) on [X](/post/tweet/1948351473521205714) 2025-07-24 11:56:04 UTC 14.8K followers, 21.9K engagements "Bovril-Gesellschaft finally meets his female mutuals (Part I)"  [@BovrilG](/creator/x/BovrilG) on [X](/post/tweet/1949535690678546614) 2025-07-27 18:21:43 UTC 14.9K followers, 8471 engagements "For some reason the women with three or four bodies before they date you are the ones who cheat on you and the ones with eighty or ninety bodies are always ride or die and Ive never come up with a wholly satisfactory answer to why this is"  [@BovrilG](/creator/x/BovrilG) on [X](/post/tweet/1947343267932045371) 2025-07-21 17:09:49 UTC 14.9K followers, 24.3K engagements "Ill probably be arrested for this *posts Daily Telegraph article*"  [@BovrilG](/creator/x/BovrilG) on [X](/post/tweet/1949224065778004018) 2025-07-26 21:43:26 UTC 14.9K followers, 4322 engagements "Whats YOUR personal Mrs Mamdani (by which I mean a woman you find inexplicably extremely attractive and persist in doing so even after every other man on here shouts you down) Mine has to be Chlo Sevigny"  [@BovrilG](/creator/x/BovrilG) on [X](/post/tweet/1939951185923891411) 2025-07-01 07:36:19 UTC 14.9K followers, 335K engagements "One of the reasons I'm being MUCH sloppier about OpSec these days trying to meet people IRL and so on is that I sincerely believe that within a couple of years it'll be quite hard to talk to people online unmonitored and much easier to work together in person"  [@BovrilG](/creator/x/BovrilG) on [X](/post/tweet/1948697993424613457) 2025-07-25 10:53:01 UTC 14.9K followers, 24.8K engagements "This majestic critically endangered 2007 Scene Girl in her natural habitat matters infinitely more to me than the entire Indian Subcontinent"  [@BovrilG](/creator/x/BovrilG) on [X](/post/tweet/1935762330970669056) 2025-06-19 18:11:19 UTC 14.9K followers, 998.9K engagements "When We Win Yglesias will spend the rest of his life in a dorm-style accommodation with access to a cafeteria"  [@BovrilG](/creator/x/BovrilG) on [X](/post/tweet/1949361277018529945) 2025-07-27 06:48:40 UTC 14.9K followers, 7278 engagements "I was The Racist at my school to the point where everyone would run things past me when they wanted the Racist Perspective on something. Oddly enough most of my friends were black"  [@BovrilG](/creator/x/BovrilG) on [X](/post/tweet/1949458298387705944) 2025-07-27 13:14:12 UTC 14.9K followers, 1.2M engagements "All I wanna do is get high by the beach Get high by the beach get high All I wanna do is get by by the beach Get by baby baby bye bye"  [@BovrilG](/creator/x/BovrilG) on [X](/post/tweet/1947425714355245327) 2025-07-21 22:37:26 UTC 14.9K followers, 2283 engagements "At heart Nietzscheanism is about having fun in the summer and being a little messy but being OK with that. Nietzsche explicitly lays this out in Beyond Good And Evil"  [@BovrilG](/creator/x/BovrilG) on [X](/post/tweet/1945782274886095342) 2025-07-17 09:46:59 UTC 14.8K followers, 76.1K engagements "@AnaboliclyJelqd You give your wife your credit card details and food turns up once a week"  [@BovrilG](/creator/x/BovrilG) on [X](/post/tweet/1946996200059568589) 2025-07-20 18:10:42 UTC 14.9K followers, XXX engagements "The Welsh are the Italians in the rain - Rene Cutforth"  [@BovrilG](/creator/x/BovrilG) on [X](/post/tweet/1944517013965242737) 2025-07-13 21:59:18 UTC 14.9K followers, 200.7K engagements "Do give it a listen its extremely good (or at the very least skip to the last two minutes for in-depth discussion of the greatest aphorist of his age or indeed anyone elses age)"  [@BovrilG](/creator/x/BovrilG) on [X](/post/tweet/1948643572213055927) 2025-07-25 07:16:46 UTC 14.9K followers, 4637 engagements "The most horrifying thing about AI is learning just how many peoples thoughts could be completely replaced by an LLM without anyone noticing or caring"  [@BovrilG](/creator/x/BovrilG) on [X](/post/tweet/1946694842047676727) 2025-07-19 22:13:12 UTC 14.9K followers, 19.1K engagements "Watching Pedro Pascal announcing to the world that he has the sort of anxiety where he has to grab the nearest woman periodically I understand how it must have felt for someone whod vaguely come up with the concept of a lightbulb to watch Edison unveil a fully working one"  [@BovrilG](/creator/x/BovrilG) on [X](/post/tweet/1948512148310634876) 2025-07-24 22:34:32 UTC 14.9K followers, 12.2K engagements "@wylfcen The Tribe of Dan is the ancestral population from which the Anglo-Saxons are derived"  [@BovrilG](/creator/x/BovrilG) on [X](/post/tweet/1947563523954856104) 2025-07-22 07:45:02 UTC 14.9K followers, 16.6K engagements "@Artemisfornow In your case you might be able to use the fact that this was obviously written with ChatGPT as a defence"  [@BovrilG](/creator/x/BovrilG) on [X](/post/tweet/1949396346152092130) 2025-07-27 09:08:01 UTC 14.9K followers, 6780 engagements "Cant believe hed leave out integral parts of the workday like napping in the disabled toilets for forty minutes in the morning then avoiding peoples eyes as you go back to your desk"  [@BovrilG](/creator/x/BovrilG) on [X](/post/tweet/1947739646596661623) 2025-07-22 19:24:53 UTC 14.8K followers, 4010 engagements "This is the American South. End of discussion"  [@BovrilG](/creator/x/BovrilG) on [X](/post/tweet/1946601330681745801) 2025-07-19 16:01:37 UTC 14.9K followers, 504K engagements
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@BovrilG
"Ten year old me seeing this ad for the first time: you can just chain women to your bed huh" @BovrilG on X 2025-07-27 15:51:07 UTC 14.9K followers, 22K engagements
"Its quite easy to imagine a Lost Future where the West Midlands are allowed to develop into Britains Dallas-Fort Worth (a prosperous car-centric urban sprawl rich enough to serve as a rival locus of power to London in a way Manchester and Liverpool conspicuously WERENT)" @BovrilG on X 2025-07-19 14:18:56 UTC 14.9K followers, 3096 engagements
"@AnaboliclyJelqd Ocados better on the whole" @BovrilG on X 2025-07-20 18:01:23 UTC 14.9K followers, XXX engagements
"Regency Britain is an infinitely more plausible direct inheritor of the glory that was Greece and the grandeur that was Rome than the handful of louse-ridden pederastic shepherds who happily ignored the ruins of the Parthenon until they were salvaged by Elgin" @BovrilG on X 2025-07-12 11:00:58 UTC 14.9K followers, 137.9K engagements
"Daddy what did YOU do in the Great Remigration I came up with new grooming gang related lyrics to Lana Del Reys Off To The Races that were completely unpublishable outside one specific groupchat. I like to think it helped. Based" @BovrilG on X 2025-07-26 07:48:59 UTC 14.9K followers, 6779 engagements
"Right @grok who was the most famous person to visit my profile It doesn't need to be a mutual don't tag them just say who it was" @BovrilG on X 2025-07-26 19:24:35 UTC 14.9K followers, 4881 engagements
"Bovril-Gesellschaft Summer Fit: 80s Miami coke dealer Bovril-Gesellschaft Winter Fit: moderately prosperous farmer in his sixties" @BovrilG on X 2025-07-27 13:59:05 UTC 14.9K followers, 3560 engagements
"imagine aleister crowley looking at you like this" @BovrilG on X 2025-07-23 20:29:35 UTC 14.8K followers, 7754 engagements
"@QuintSee Unfortunately its hard to imagine any group of people on Earth more culturally compatible with SW1 than the most corrupt and incompetent members of a culture best known for institutional pederasty" @BovrilG on X 2025-07-17 11:25:51 UTC 14.8K followers, XX engagements
"Those BASED Eastern European countries are about to get vintage 2015 shitlibbery and theyre going to get it good and hard. Hungary will be insufferable once Orban gets turfed out next year" @BovrilG on X 2025-07-21 21:51:38 UTC 14.8K followers, 67.1K engagements
"Communist Cuban Somehow mysteriously in South Florida instead of the Communist Cuban country eighty miles away" @BovrilG on X 2025-07-21 06:59:17 UTC 14.9K followers, 57.1K engagements
"In 1945 Birmingham was still more or less the Workshop of the World of the Chamberlain Dynastys imaginings and Dresden was a smouldering pile of rubble that had the bad luck to be in the Soviet Occupation Zone. The intervening eighty years have been unkind to one of these" @BovrilG on X 2025-07-19 13:58:40 UTC 14.9K followers, 30.3K engagements
"Bovril-Gesellschaft is heading out to the Falklands and may be some time" @BovrilG on X 2025-07-25 21:57:10 UTC 14.9K followers, 9361 engagements
"If Mrs Bovril EVER issued a public statement about me which had obviously been written with ChatGPT I would spend the rest of my life guiltlessly and compulsively turning her into whatever the female equivalent of a cuckold is" @BovrilG on X 2025-07-22 13:42:48 UTC 14.9K followers, 7225 engagements
"Not now kitten Daddys being conveyed to Marshalsea Debtors Prison by beadles" @BovrilG on X 2025-07-13 19:31:57 UTC 14.8K followers, 1358 engagements
"As a Woman In HR Whisperer I am confident that if I am given a shadowy role in the background When We Win Ill be able to turn women like this into the most uncompromising enforcers of the new regime in fairly short order" @BovrilG on X 2025-07-26 09:14:38 UTC 14.9K followers, 72.3K engagements
"Unreasonable circumstances can drive reasonable men to do unreasonable things" @BovrilG on X 2025-07-25 11:19:16 UTC 14.9K followers, 9056 engagements
"@FedsGrmShooters I like to think the power of friendship will triumph over HOPE not hate in the end" @BovrilG on X 2025-07-25 21:34:14 UTC 14.8K followers, XX engagements
"Feel free to visit my profile any time if you want @dash_eats" @BovrilG on X 2025-07-26 19:30:27 UTC 14.9K followers, 1184 engagements
"By 2027 at least one e-girl (and more likely several) will have revealed tastefully misspelled Borvil-Gesellshaft tramp stamps on the TL" @BovrilG on X 2025-07-16 18:55:56 UTC 14.8K followers, 11.7K engagements
"Unbelievable they somehow left off both Red Scares" @BovrilG on X 2025-07-24 11:45:49 UTC 14.8K followers, 2445 engagements
"@93vintagejones I reckon I could blag my way in. Ive never been qualified on paper for any of the jobs Ive been given. Im just a really good interviewer" @BovrilG on X 2025-07-27 16:26:29 UTC 14.9K followers, XXX engagements
"Admittedly there are only three people on here who know enough information about me to comprehensively dox me and I completely and utterly trust each of them so Im not being insane" @BovrilG on X 2025-07-25 11:15:15 UTC 14.9K followers, 2948 engagements
"The great thing about this is that once you win an election a vast swathe of public sector workers suddenly become completely financially dependent on your patronage. Lets just say that if those primary schoolteachers and council workers want to keep their cheap mortgages theyd BETTER attend our rallies join mobs intimidating opposition politicians and publications and commit postal fraud for us" @BovrilG on X 2025-07-24 10:48:11 UTC 14.8K followers, 8285 engagements
"@jesushuttleworh civilization being rather generous" @BovrilG on X 2025-07-23 17:59:26 UTC 14.8K followers, 11.5K engagements
"The Starmer Regime has issued an open declaration of war on Bovril-Gesellschaft" @BovrilG on X 2025-07-23 18:40:54 UTC 14.8K followers, 3598 engagements
"The human spirit cannot be overcome. You know as a shitpoaster if you took away my access to the Internet I would shitpoast on my heart. If you take away my ink I'd shitpoast on the wind. It wouldn't be an ideal way to work but even so" @BovrilG on X 2025-07-25 22:34:51 UTC 14.9K followers, 5365 engagements
"I love the idea about the one Tea user in the Alaskan wilderness fending off polar bears with one hand and gossiping on her phone about a bad date fifteen years ago with the other" @BovrilG on X 2025-07-25 21:41:12 UTC 14.9K followers, 4275 engagements
"One completely overlooked but bizarrely stable female dynamic is the friendship between a woman with BPD and one with mild Aspergers. On the two occasions Ive seen this develop theyve ended up ride or die for each other for well over a decade" @BovrilG on X 2025-07-14 12:04:54 UTC 14.9K followers, 75.3K engagements
"On the handful of times Ive managed to locate an opps LinkedIn account its invariably mentioned that they were president of the Model United Nations or the Doctor Who Society or the Non-Drinking Society at their lower-tier Russell Group university" @BovrilG on X 2025-07-27 09:00:22 UTC 14.9K followers, 4105 engagements
"Daryl is the only wholly morally admirable character in Peep Show" @BovrilG on X 2025-07-26 21:30:21 UTC 14.9K followers, 28.1K engagements
"So theres this Munich-based 1920s occultist group called the Vril-Gesellschaft that may or may not have existed and may or may have had links to the Third Reich if it did and Bovrils a beef tea brand in Britain and theres this poster whose name is a mixture of them and hes" @BovrilG on X 2025-07-23 21:28:43 UTC 14.8K followers, 5811 engagements
"If theres one thing I associate with the Arabs its close proximity to the sea" @BovrilG on X 2025-07-21 22:01:26 UTC 14.9K followers, 393.5K engagements
"When We Win this is going up on every classroom wall in the land" @BovrilG on X 2025-06-27 12:00:12 UTC 14.9K followers, 55.7K engagements
"Everyone I know whos travelled extensively has ended up far more extreme than me" @BovrilG on X 2025-07-24 11:56:04 UTC 14.8K followers, 21.9K engagements
"Bovril-Gesellschaft finally meets his female mutuals (Part I)" @BovrilG on X 2025-07-27 18:21:43 UTC 14.9K followers, 8471 engagements
"For some reason the women with three or four bodies before they date you are the ones who cheat on you and the ones with eighty or ninety bodies are always ride or die and Ive never come up with a wholly satisfactory answer to why this is" @BovrilG on X 2025-07-21 17:09:49 UTC 14.9K followers, 24.3K engagements
"Ill probably be arrested for this posts Daily Telegraph article" @BovrilG on X 2025-07-26 21:43:26 UTC 14.9K followers, 4322 engagements
"Whats YOUR personal Mrs Mamdani (by which I mean a woman you find inexplicably extremely attractive and persist in doing so even after every other man on here shouts you down) Mine has to be Chlo Sevigny" @BovrilG on X 2025-07-01 07:36:19 UTC 14.9K followers, 335K engagements
"One of the reasons I'm being MUCH sloppier about OpSec these days trying to meet people IRL and so on is that I sincerely believe that within a couple of years it'll be quite hard to talk to people online unmonitored and much easier to work together in person" @BovrilG on X 2025-07-25 10:53:01 UTC 14.9K followers, 24.8K engagements
"This majestic critically endangered 2007 Scene Girl in her natural habitat matters infinitely more to me than the entire Indian Subcontinent" @BovrilG on X 2025-06-19 18:11:19 UTC 14.9K followers, 998.9K engagements
"When We Win Yglesias will spend the rest of his life in a dorm-style accommodation with access to a cafeteria" @BovrilG on X 2025-07-27 06:48:40 UTC 14.9K followers, 7278 engagements
"I was The Racist at my school to the point where everyone would run things past me when they wanted the Racist Perspective on something. Oddly enough most of my friends were black" @BovrilG on X 2025-07-27 13:14:12 UTC 14.9K followers, 1.2M engagements
"All I wanna do is get high by the beach Get high by the beach get high All I wanna do is get by by the beach Get by baby baby bye bye" @BovrilG on X 2025-07-21 22:37:26 UTC 14.9K followers, 2283 engagements
"At heart Nietzscheanism is about having fun in the summer and being a little messy but being OK with that. Nietzsche explicitly lays this out in Beyond Good And Evil" @BovrilG on X 2025-07-17 09:46:59 UTC 14.8K followers, 76.1K engagements
"@AnaboliclyJelqd You give your wife your credit card details and food turns up once a week" @BovrilG on X 2025-07-20 18:10:42 UTC 14.9K followers, XXX engagements
"The Welsh are the Italians in the rain - Rene Cutforth" @BovrilG on X 2025-07-13 21:59:18 UTC 14.9K followers, 200.7K engagements
"Do give it a listen its extremely good (or at the very least skip to the last two minutes for in-depth discussion of the greatest aphorist of his age or indeed anyone elses age)" @BovrilG on X 2025-07-25 07:16:46 UTC 14.9K followers, 4637 engagements
"The most horrifying thing about AI is learning just how many peoples thoughts could be completely replaced by an LLM without anyone noticing or caring" @BovrilG on X 2025-07-19 22:13:12 UTC 14.9K followers, 19.1K engagements
"Watching Pedro Pascal announcing to the world that he has the sort of anxiety where he has to grab the nearest woman periodically I understand how it must have felt for someone whod vaguely come up with the concept of a lightbulb to watch Edison unveil a fully working one" @BovrilG on X 2025-07-24 22:34:32 UTC 14.9K followers, 12.2K engagements
"@wylfcen The Tribe of Dan is the ancestral population from which the Anglo-Saxons are derived" @BovrilG on X 2025-07-22 07:45:02 UTC 14.9K followers, 16.6K engagements
"@Artemisfornow In your case you might be able to use the fact that this was obviously written with ChatGPT as a defence" @BovrilG on X 2025-07-27 09:08:01 UTC 14.9K followers, 6780 engagements
"Cant believe hed leave out integral parts of the workday like napping in the disabled toilets for forty minutes in the morning then avoiding peoples eyes as you go back to your desk" @BovrilG on X 2025-07-22 19:24:53 UTC 14.8K followers, 4010 engagements
"This is the American South. End of discussion" @BovrilG on X 2025-07-19 16:01:37 UTC 14.9K followers, 504K engagements
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