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[@DiabolicalSpuds](/creator/twitter/DiabolicalSpuds)
"If you are on an SSRI for anxiety or depression and live somewhere that is about to be 100F you should know it can make you more likely to experience dehydration and heat stroke"  
![@DiabolicalSpuds Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1578558751497396224.png) [@DiabolicalSpuds](/creator/x/DiabolicalSpuds) on [X](/post/tweet/1936590327705370992) 2025-06-22 01:01:28 UTC 31.4K followers, 785.9K engagements


"Every person should be allowed to have one vegetable they hate without shame. Most agree to expand one's palette is a noble goal but I contend each person deserves at least one thing to hate for their entire life"  
![@DiabolicalSpuds Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1578558751497396224.png) [@DiabolicalSpuds](/creator/x/DiabolicalSpuds) on [X](/post/tweet/1939424859035173191) 2025-06-29 20:44:53 UTC 31.4K followers, 1M engagements


"Both share their Wordle scores with George W Bush"  
![@DiabolicalSpuds Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1578558751497396224.png) [@DiabolicalSpuds](/creator/x/DiabolicalSpuds) on [X](/post/tweet/1949221887927554116) 2025-07-26 21:34:47 UTC 31.4K followers, 8903 engagements


"@LauraMiers When you quench the magnet you are essentially venting all the liquid helium that is allowing the magnet to function as a superconductor. The magnetic field generated will dramatically decrease in power in a manner of seconds not in an hour"  
![@DiabolicalSpuds Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1578558751497396224.png) [@DiabolicalSpuds](/creator/x/DiabolicalSpuds) on [X](/post/tweet/1947763511716622558) 2025-07-22 20:59:43 UTC 31.4K followers, 245K engagements


"Is there a reason people in Europe are unable to get a noisy $XXX window air conditioner like people do here when they don't have central air. I'm genuinely curious. Many of my early apartments had no A/C so I simply.bought one"  
![@DiabolicalSpuds Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1578558751497396224.png) [@DiabolicalSpuds](/creator/x/DiabolicalSpuds) on [X](/post/tweet/1946619759908339816) 2025-07-19 17:14:51 UTC 31.4K followers, 17.1M engagements


"The reason they do this shit is that they don't have enough honestly obtained tax revenue to run their shitty police department and local government. They are literally pulling people over to pay people to pull people over"  
![@DiabolicalSpuds Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1578558751497396224.png) [@DiabolicalSpuds](/creator/x/DiabolicalSpuds) on [X](/post/tweet/1944446338969612749) 2025-07-13 17:18:27 UTC 31.4K followers, 1.9M engagements


"I really hate when I need to use an Uber and Lyft and suddenly feel like Little Lord Fucksberry being chauffeured around like one of those downton abbey assholes"  
![@DiabolicalSpuds Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1578558751497396224.png) [@DiabolicalSpuds](/creator/x/DiabolicalSpuds) on [X](/post/tweet/1948747888147800171) 2025-07-25 14:11:17 UTC 31.4K followers, 5448 engagements


"Insane that people did chores around the house prior to podcasts"  
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"Listen the water is the same but the context makes it taste weird as fuck for some reason. I wish it didn't but it does"  
![@DiabolicalSpuds Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1578558751497396224.png) [@DiabolicalSpuds](/creator/x/DiabolicalSpuds) on [X](/post/tweet/1943997173743415338) 2025-07-12 11:33:38 UTC 31.4K followers, 22.6K engagements


"Gotta admit jk Rowling has tainted the entire concept of Wizardry for me. Real shame . No more majicks. Cannot do it"  
![@DiabolicalSpuds Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1578558751497396224.png) [@DiabolicalSpuds](/creator/x/DiabolicalSpuds) on [X](/post/tweet/1943719608478806328) 2025-07-11 17:10:41 UTC 31.4K followers, 38.1K engagements


"Ahh yes the classic part of war that involves demolishing civilian homes with construction equipment. Could happen to anyone"  
![@DiabolicalSpuds Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1578558751497396224.png) [@DiabolicalSpuds](/creator/x/DiabolicalSpuds) on [X](/post/tweet/1946973383889129981) 2025-07-20 16:40:02 UTC 31.4K followers, 1M engagements


"@EHmpenner The Internet is literally filled with forums of guys degrading and doxxing women. They have existed as long as the Internet has existed. I know because people I care about have been posted on them. This is one tiny grasp of women taking some of that power and that enrages you"  
![@DiabolicalSpuds Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1578558751497396224.png) [@DiabolicalSpuds](/creator/x/DiabolicalSpuds) on [X](/post/tweet/1949150982736072734) 2025-07-26 16:53:02 UTC 31.4K followers, 6553 engagements


"Me when the chips have a hint of lime unexpectedly"  
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"RIP Chuck Mangione. There are X copies of Feels So Good in every single Goodwill record bin in America which is a powerful legacy"  
![@DiabolicalSpuds Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1578558751497396224.png) [@DiabolicalSpuds](/creator/x/DiabolicalSpuds) on [X](/post/tweet/1948446160202453196) 2025-07-24 18:12:19 UTC 31.4K followers, 4978 engagements


"Reading this full feature on Jeremy Fragrance from last year and this might be one of the craziest paragraphs I've ever read"  
![@DiabolicalSpuds Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1578558751497396224.png) [@DiabolicalSpuds](/creator/x/DiabolicalSpuds) on [X](/post/tweet/1947232195342483549) 2025-07-21 09:48:27 UTC 31.4K followers, 262.6K engagements


"It's like Sonic for guys who've had an order of protection taken out against them by an ex"  
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"Honestly I consider arduously carrying a window air conditioning unit up to a 3rd floor apartment to be a quintessential young person in the city experience"  
![@DiabolicalSpuds Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1578558751497396224.png) [@DiabolicalSpuds](/creator/x/DiabolicalSpuds) on [X](/post/tweet/1946621366876176494) 2025-07-19 17:21:14 UTC 31.4K followers, 1.2M engagements


"Just saw a very famous person in the Midwest which is like seeing ball lightning"  
![@DiabolicalSpuds Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1578558751497396224.png) [@DiabolicalSpuds](/creator/x/DiabolicalSpuds) on [X](/post/tweet/1949141474458706242) 2025-07-26 16:15:15 UTC 31.4K followers, 21.3K engagements


"@del4rel @SummerWalrus Is there any indication the app tea was planning to turn over it's data to a major defense contractor or are we just getting high on anxiety here"  
![@DiabolicalSpuds Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1578558751497396224.png) [@DiabolicalSpuds](/creator/x/DiabolicalSpuds) on [X](/post/tweet/1949142487966114118) 2025-07-26 16:19:17 UTC 31.4K followers, XXX engagements


"Them: You better not be an Australian joker goth lesbian basketball player when you get here My goofy ass:"  
![@DiabolicalSpuds Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1578558751497396224.png) [@DiabolicalSpuds](/creator/x/DiabolicalSpuds) on [X](/post/tweet/1935380641840861690) 2025-06-18 16:54:37 UTC 31.4K followers, 2.8M engagements


"Porn addiction is wild because it seems like it only takes hold of most religious nerds who are convinced each jerkoff session is dooming their soul. It seems like you have to actively believe porn is like devil crack to get addicted to it"  
![@DiabolicalSpuds Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1578558751497396224.png) [@DiabolicalSpuds](/creator/x/DiabolicalSpuds) on [X](/post/tweet/1947690349658575043) 2025-07-22 16:09:00 UTC 31.4K followers, 23.3K engagements


"@ChristFaulk Yeah that part confused me too. XX oz like a lb and a quarter seems like it would make sense for a big ass chain and medallion"  
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"Sitting English style side saddle on the toilet"  
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"Reese's is constantly turning chocolate and peanut butter into new shapes and experiences. The layabouts over at Snickers and Twix could learn a thing or two"  
![@DiabolicalSpuds Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1578558751497396224.png) [@DiabolicalSpuds](/creator/x/DiabolicalSpuds) on [X](/post/tweet/1946293460962578648) 2025-07-18 19:38:16 UTC 31.4K followers, 186.1K engagements


"Remember the friend you made for one perfect summer day when you met waiting in line for a waterslide"  
![@DiabolicalSpuds Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1578558751497396224.png) [@DiabolicalSpuds](/creator/x/DiabolicalSpuds) on [X](/post/tweet/1948370671282598361) 2025-07-24 13:12:21 UTC 31.4K followers, 4863 engagements


"Guys who care about this app are telling on themselves so bad lmao"  
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"TV show where Goku retires from fighting to run a restaurant but you will never guess what keeps happening there (it's fighting)"  
![@DiabolicalSpuds Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1578558751497396224.png) [@DiabolicalSpuds](/creator/x/DiabolicalSpuds) on [X](/post/tweet/1948409109352452406) 2025-07-24 15:45:06 UTC 31.4K followers, 3405 engagements


"Rookie mistake. As soon as you see that money hit your account purchase a decaying rural home in a Southern European country that will give you citizenship just for buying property. Stay in Europe until your former employer crumbles"  
![@DiabolicalSpuds Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1578558751497396224.png) [@DiabolicalSpuds](/creator/x/DiabolicalSpuds) on [X](/post/tweet/1943389032777482393) 2025-07-10 19:17:06 UTC 31.4K followers, 570.6K engagements


"Mr.Beast gotta be one of the lowest forms of entertainment we've ever created. Literally just *insert current thing* + throw money at it"  
![@DiabolicalSpuds Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1578558751497396224.png) [@DiabolicalSpuds](/creator/x/DiabolicalSpuds) on [X](/post/tweet/1946369853872324885) 2025-07-19 00:41:49 UTC 31.4K followers, 2.8M engagements


"I fucking hate that you actually have to mop the floors. Seems like we should have figured out how to make floors that stop getting dirty"  
![@DiabolicalSpuds Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1578558751497396224.png) [@DiabolicalSpuds](/creator/x/DiabolicalSpuds) on [X](/post/tweet/1949896685334794653) 2025-07-28 18:16:11 UTC 31.4K followers, 1422 engagements


"I keep finding religious literature left behind by Jehovah's witnesses in the hospital and throwing it away Lmao"  
![@DiabolicalSpuds Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1578558751497396224.png) [@DiabolicalSpuds](/creator/x/DiabolicalSpuds) on [X](/post/tweet/1948495272876933230) 2025-07-24 21:27:29 UTC 31.4K followers, 10.1K engagements


"Folks the answers are in and they are: X. High electricity costs X. Differently shaped windows X. The lingering trauma of the second world war Thank you for participating"  
![@DiabolicalSpuds Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1578558751497396224.png) [@DiabolicalSpuds](/creator/x/DiabolicalSpuds) on [X](/post/tweet/1946743472859365892) 2025-07-20 01:26:27 UTC 31.4K followers, 994.5K engagements


"@arsenicChef He and Jeffrey Dean Morgan own a candy store in upstate New York"  
![@DiabolicalSpuds Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1578558751497396224.png) [@DiabolicalSpuds](/creator/x/DiabolicalSpuds) on [X](/post/tweet/1949462217474142543) 2025-07-27 13:29:46 UTC 31.4K followers, XXX engagements


"I've watched this XX second video of these young musicians in Zambia creating a breathtaking vibe like 100x"  
![@DiabolicalSpuds Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1578558751497396224.png) [@DiabolicalSpuds](/creator/x/DiabolicalSpuds) on [X](/post/tweet/1941938126714204269) 2025-07-06 19:11:43 UTC 31.4K followers, 782.3K engagements

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@DiabolicalSpuds "If you are on an SSRI for anxiety or depression and live somewhere that is about to be 100F you should know it can make you more likely to experience dehydration and heat stroke"
@DiabolicalSpuds Avatar @DiabolicalSpuds on X 2025-06-22 01:01:28 UTC 31.4K followers, 785.9K engagements

"Every person should be allowed to have one vegetable they hate without shame. Most agree to expand one's palette is a noble goal but I contend each person deserves at least one thing to hate for their entire life"
@DiabolicalSpuds Avatar @DiabolicalSpuds on X 2025-06-29 20:44:53 UTC 31.4K followers, 1M engagements

"Both share their Wordle scores with George W Bush"
@DiabolicalSpuds Avatar @DiabolicalSpuds on X 2025-07-26 21:34:47 UTC 31.4K followers, 8903 engagements

"@LauraMiers When you quench the magnet you are essentially venting all the liquid helium that is allowing the magnet to function as a superconductor. The magnetic field generated will dramatically decrease in power in a manner of seconds not in an hour"
@DiabolicalSpuds Avatar @DiabolicalSpuds on X 2025-07-22 20:59:43 UTC 31.4K followers, 245K engagements

"Is there a reason people in Europe are unable to get a noisy $XXX window air conditioner like people do here when they don't have central air. I'm genuinely curious. Many of my early apartments had no A/C so I simply.bought one"
@DiabolicalSpuds Avatar @DiabolicalSpuds on X 2025-07-19 17:14:51 UTC 31.4K followers, 17.1M engagements

"The reason they do this shit is that they don't have enough honestly obtained tax revenue to run their shitty police department and local government. They are literally pulling people over to pay people to pull people over"
@DiabolicalSpuds Avatar @DiabolicalSpuds on X 2025-07-13 17:18:27 UTC 31.4K followers, 1.9M engagements

"I really hate when I need to use an Uber and Lyft and suddenly feel like Little Lord Fucksberry being chauffeured around like one of those downton abbey assholes"
@DiabolicalSpuds Avatar @DiabolicalSpuds on X 2025-07-25 14:11:17 UTC 31.4K followers, 5448 engagements

"Insane that people did chores around the house prior to podcasts"
@DiabolicalSpuds Avatar @DiabolicalSpuds on X 2025-07-28 17:25:53 UTC 31.4K followers, 11.2K engagements

"Listen the water is the same but the context makes it taste weird as fuck for some reason. I wish it didn't but it does"
@DiabolicalSpuds Avatar @DiabolicalSpuds on X 2025-07-12 11:33:38 UTC 31.4K followers, 22.6K engagements

"Gotta admit jk Rowling has tainted the entire concept of Wizardry for me. Real shame . No more majicks. Cannot do it"
@DiabolicalSpuds Avatar @DiabolicalSpuds on X 2025-07-11 17:10:41 UTC 31.4K followers, 38.1K engagements

"Ahh yes the classic part of war that involves demolishing civilian homes with construction equipment. Could happen to anyone"
@DiabolicalSpuds Avatar @DiabolicalSpuds on X 2025-07-20 16:40:02 UTC 31.4K followers, 1M engagements

"@EHmpenner The Internet is literally filled with forums of guys degrading and doxxing women. They have existed as long as the Internet has existed. I know because people I care about have been posted on them. This is one tiny grasp of women taking some of that power and that enrages you"
@DiabolicalSpuds Avatar @DiabolicalSpuds on X 2025-07-26 16:53:02 UTC 31.4K followers, 6553 engagements

"Me when the chips have a hint of lime unexpectedly"
@DiabolicalSpuds Avatar @DiabolicalSpuds on X 2025-06-19 11:34:27 UTC 31.4K followers, 2.4M engagements

"RIP Chuck Mangione. There are X copies of Feels So Good in every single Goodwill record bin in America which is a powerful legacy"
@DiabolicalSpuds Avatar @DiabolicalSpuds on X 2025-07-24 18:12:19 UTC 31.4K followers, 4978 engagements

"Reading this full feature on Jeremy Fragrance from last year and this might be one of the craziest paragraphs I've ever read"
@DiabolicalSpuds Avatar @DiabolicalSpuds on X 2025-07-21 09:48:27 UTC 31.4K followers, 262.6K engagements

"It's like Sonic for guys who've had an order of protection taken out against them by an ex"
@DiabolicalSpuds Avatar @DiabolicalSpuds on X 2025-07-24 11:51:01 UTC 31.4K followers, 124.2K engagements

"Honestly I consider arduously carrying a window air conditioning unit up to a 3rd floor apartment to be a quintessential young person in the city experience"
@DiabolicalSpuds Avatar @DiabolicalSpuds on X 2025-07-19 17:21:14 UTC 31.4K followers, 1.2M engagements

"Just saw a very famous person in the Midwest which is like seeing ball lightning"
@DiabolicalSpuds Avatar @DiabolicalSpuds on X 2025-07-26 16:15:15 UTC 31.4K followers, 21.3K engagements

"@del4rel @SummerWalrus Is there any indication the app tea was planning to turn over it's data to a major defense contractor or are we just getting high on anxiety here"
@DiabolicalSpuds Avatar @DiabolicalSpuds on X 2025-07-26 16:19:17 UTC 31.4K followers, XXX engagements

"Them: You better not be an Australian joker goth lesbian basketball player when you get here My goofy ass:"
@DiabolicalSpuds Avatar @DiabolicalSpuds on X 2025-06-18 16:54:37 UTC 31.4K followers, 2.8M engagements

"Porn addiction is wild because it seems like it only takes hold of most religious nerds who are convinced each jerkoff session is dooming their soul. It seems like you have to actively believe porn is like devil crack to get addicted to it"
@DiabolicalSpuds Avatar @DiabolicalSpuds on X 2025-07-22 16:09:00 UTC 31.4K followers, 23.3K engagements

"@ChristFaulk Yeah that part confused me too. XX oz like a lb and a quarter seems like it would make sense for a big ass chain and medallion"
@DiabolicalSpuds Avatar @DiabolicalSpuds on X 2025-07-22 20:49:44 UTC 31.4K followers, 95K engagements

"Sitting English style side saddle on the toilet"
@DiabolicalSpuds Avatar @DiabolicalSpuds on X 2025-07-23 14:03:11 UTC 31.4K followers, 3380 engagements

"Reese's is constantly turning chocolate and peanut butter into new shapes and experiences. The layabouts over at Snickers and Twix could learn a thing or two"
@DiabolicalSpuds Avatar @DiabolicalSpuds on X 2025-07-18 19:38:16 UTC 31.4K followers, 186.1K engagements

"Remember the friend you made for one perfect summer day when you met waiting in line for a waterslide"
@DiabolicalSpuds Avatar @DiabolicalSpuds on X 2025-07-24 13:12:21 UTC 31.4K followers, 4863 engagements

"Guys who care about this app are telling on themselves so bad lmao"
@DiabolicalSpuds Avatar @DiabolicalSpuds on X 2025-07-26 13:54:12 UTC 31.4K followers, 443.3K engagements

"TV show where Goku retires from fighting to run a restaurant but you will never guess what keeps happening there (it's fighting)"
@DiabolicalSpuds Avatar @DiabolicalSpuds on X 2025-07-24 15:45:06 UTC 31.4K followers, 3405 engagements

"Rookie mistake. As soon as you see that money hit your account purchase a decaying rural home in a Southern European country that will give you citizenship just for buying property. Stay in Europe until your former employer crumbles"
@DiabolicalSpuds Avatar @DiabolicalSpuds on X 2025-07-10 19:17:06 UTC 31.4K followers, 570.6K engagements

"Mr.Beast gotta be one of the lowest forms of entertainment we've ever created. Literally just insert current thing + throw money at it"
@DiabolicalSpuds Avatar @DiabolicalSpuds on X 2025-07-19 00:41:49 UTC 31.4K followers, 2.8M engagements

"I fucking hate that you actually have to mop the floors. Seems like we should have figured out how to make floors that stop getting dirty"
@DiabolicalSpuds Avatar @DiabolicalSpuds on X 2025-07-28 18:16:11 UTC 31.4K followers, 1422 engagements

"I keep finding religious literature left behind by Jehovah's witnesses in the hospital and throwing it away Lmao"
@DiabolicalSpuds Avatar @DiabolicalSpuds on X 2025-07-24 21:27:29 UTC 31.4K followers, 10.1K engagements

"Folks the answers are in and they are: X. High electricity costs X. Differently shaped windows X. The lingering trauma of the second world war Thank you for participating"
@DiabolicalSpuds Avatar @DiabolicalSpuds on X 2025-07-20 01:26:27 UTC 31.4K followers, 994.5K engagements

"@arsenicChef He and Jeffrey Dean Morgan own a candy store in upstate New York"
@DiabolicalSpuds Avatar @DiabolicalSpuds on X 2025-07-27 13:29:46 UTC 31.4K followers, XXX engagements

"I've watched this XX second video of these young musicians in Zambia creating a breathtaking vibe like 100x"
@DiabolicalSpuds Avatar @DiabolicalSpuds on X 2025-07-06 19:11:43 UTC 31.4K followers, 782.3K engagements

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