[GUEST ACCESS MODE: Data is scrambled or limited to provide examples. Make requests using your API key to unlock full data. Check https://lunarcrush.ai/auth for authentication information.] [@RobProvince](/creator/twitter/RobProvince) "Im the biggest fan of the DC Alterverse but this just seems goofy and stupid"  [@RobProvince](/creator/x/RobProvince) on [X](/post/tweet/1948738666844586030) 2025-07-25 13:34:38 UTC 85.8K followers, 3670 engagements "Obama falsifying evidence spying on the new POTUS and instructing the FBI to create a crime after it was determined Russia had no influence on the election is much bigger than Watergate ever was"  [@RobProvince](/creator/x/RobProvince) on [X](/post/tweet/1947457609495134657) 2025-07-22 00:44:10 UTC 85.8K followers, 41.9K engagements "Many people dont know but Cadillac made funeral flower cars that make bitchn El Caminos"  [@RobProvince](/creator/x/RobProvince) on [X](/post/tweet/1948096040617291926) 2025-07-23 19:01:04 UTC 85.8K followers, 3775 engagements "Jack I drive by Bloomington ILL pretty regularly on the way to Racine WI. Im sure the marketing gig is going well and theyre aware of all the arrests"  [@RobProvince](/creator/x/RobProvince) on [X](/post/tweet/1949304064296022217) 2025-07-27 03:01:19 UTC 85.9K followers, 24.6K engagements "Im now on week X of being a lunger so gonna just Doc Holiday this shit"  [@RobProvince](/creator/x/RobProvince) on [X](/post/tweet/1946748011981177013) 2025-07-20 01:44:29 UTC 85.9K followers, 140.6K engagements "@TheAtlantic @helenlewis Well thats one take I guess"  [@RobProvince](/creator/x/RobProvince) on [X](/post/tweet/1948373735011995869) 2025-07-24 13:24:32 UTC 85.8K followers, 5246 engagements "It offends the eyes and attracts the heart"  [@RobProvince](/creator/x/RobProvince) on [X](/post/tweet/1948571445551866284) 2025-07-25 02:30:09 UTC 85.9K followers, 15.5K engagements "Ill never forget handing it to @CyborgPeds without telling him it has a 2lb trigger that snaps like a candy cane"  [@RobProvince](/creator/x/RobProvince) on [X](/post/tweet/1948564858581954809) 2025-07-25 02:03:59 UTC 85.9K followers, 7066 engagements "My favorite handgun I own and the one gun I will never ever sell"  [@RobProvince](/creator/x/RobProvince) on [X](/post/tweet/1948563428706029775) 2025-07-25 01:58:18 UTC 85.9K followers, 205.9K engagements "My cats are more subtle when its dinner time"  [@RobProvince](/creator/x/RobProvince) on [X](/post/tweet/1948780528359911539) 2025-07-25 16:20:59 UTC 85.9K followers, 9351 engagements "Let me help you. This person has lived here illegally from the day she illegally entered the U.S. She has been living under a stolen ID using someone elses social security number to gain access to govt benefits and free school. Even college. She has just now decided after a lifetime of breaking the law and living off a victims SS number to NOW become legal. Why not before Because she was getting a shit load of govt benefits while paying the minimum into the system by being here illegally and her victim was the only one to pay a price. This help"  [@RobProvince](/creator/x/RobProvince) on [X](/post/tweet/1945916914171011472) 2025-07-17 18:42:00 UTC 85.9K followers, 1.8M engagements "Car companies hate us and want us to be miserable"  [@RobProvince](/creator/x/RobProvince) on [X](/post/tweet/1948498941659500994) 2025-07-24 21:42:03 UTC 85.8K followers, 11.2K engagements "Whooooo buddy are you going to be upset when you look up studies on who is and isnt charitable with THEIR OWN money son"  [@RobProvince](/creator/x/RobProvince) on [X](/post/tweet/1948048259101892799) 2025-07-23 15:51:12 UTC 85.8K followers, 76K engagements "@CantEverDie Youre entire political movement is based on victim complex"  [@RobProvince](/creator/x/RobProvince) on [X](/post/tweet/1947834680729829597) 2025-07-23 01:42:31 UTC 85.8K followers, 18.5K engagements "Jesus did not say tax the other guy to feed the poor. He said you Meg should feed the poor"  [@RobProvince](/creator/x/RobProvince) on [X](/post/tweet/1947693895900430636) 2025-07-22 16:23:05 UTC 85.9K followers, 1.2M engagements "@sopranoinswfl I was thinking 80s icons more than super stars"  [@RobProvince](/creator/x/RobProvince) on [X](/post/tweet/1948414416065577074) 2025-07-24 16:06:11 UTC 85.8K followers, 2825 engagements "Has anyone done the HR meme with Pedro Pascal and Louis C.K. Because that seems like a banger"  [@RobProvince](/creator/x/RobProvince) on [X](/post/tweet/1949215607234195558) 2025-07-26 21:09:50 UTC 85.9K followers, 3747 engagements "One not one character to root for. Not one god damn hero. Just a cacophony of the worst people humanly imaginable you just want bad things to happen to. This is why I have trust issues"  [@RobProvince](/creator/x/RobProvince) on [X](/post/tweet/1947845241463025757) 2025-07-23 02:24:29 UTC 85.8K followers, 28.4K engagements "I cant imagine being in my 60s and still desperate for people to know where I got my undergrad"  [@RobProvince](/creator/x/RobProvince) on [X](/post/tweet/1946273380358910051) 2025-07-18 18:18:28 UTC 85.9K followers, 69.5K engagements "I have a lawn the size of a postage stamp and Im trying to justify this"  [@RobProvince](/creator/x/RobProvince) on [X](/post/tweet/1931158448827191563) 2025-06-07 01:17:08 UTC 85.8K followers, 57.3K engagements "I remember when Breaking Bad was on and everyone was always taking about it. Never watched it. Wasnt interested at the time. But my feed was flooded with comments on it for years with every season. When I was laid up for a year with a broken spine. I was desperate for stuff to watch. When you cant move the Price Is Right gets real old real fast. Well Breaking Bad was on Netflix and I thought you all couldnt be wrong and checked it out Ill never forgive you all for tricking me into watching that pile of flaming dog shit"  [@RobProvince](/creator/x/RobProvince) on [X](/post/tweet/1947844101023600733) 2025-07-23 02:19:57 UTC 85.9K followers, 127.7K engagements "@JesseKellyDC I wouldnt have wanted to grow up at any other time"  [@RobProvince](/creator/x/RobProvince) on [X](/post/tweet/1948423860862226738) 2025-07-24 16:43:43 UTC 85.9K followers, 23.3K engagements "Did you not check the dates on this graph"  [@RobProvince](/creator/x/RobProvince) on [X](/post/tweet/1948508066132996273) 2025-07-24 22:18:19 UTC 85.9K followers, 182.2K engagements "We are eventually going to have to deal with the fact that a very large % of the population now truly believes someone else should pay for all their stuff"  [@RobProvince](/creator/x/RobProvince) on [X](/post/tweet/1947650919966875767) 2025-07-22 13:32:19 UTC 85.9K followers, 360.9K engagements "@SergioAmz13 @cwebbonline @ParodyAoc You voted for Biden man. You have no high ground to speak from"  [@RobProvince](/creator/x/RobProvince) on [X](/post/tweet/1949214822467342688) 2025-07-26 21:06:42 UTC 85.9K followers, XX engagements "The biggest problem the Democrats face is their base is completely insane"  [@RobProvince](/creator/x/RobProvince) on [X](/post/tweet/1947049612130304051) 2025-07-20 21:42:56 UTC 85.9K followers, 56.7K engagements "A dozen feminist boomers with vaginas drier than an Altimas gearbox"  [@RobProvince](/creator/x/RobProvince) on [X](/post/tweet/1948205293130612744) 2025-07-24 02:15:12 UTC 85.8K followers, 5252 engagements "Whole lotta liberal accounts deleting tweets right now"  [@RobProvince](/creator/x/RobProvince) on [X](/post/tweet/1944555883951788364) 2025-07-14 00:33:45 UTC 85.9K followers, 3.3M engagements "@damintoell Ads dont appear on tweets with swearing so no $ God dammit"  [@RobProvince](/creator/x/RobProvince) on [X](/post/tweet/1948554969311052091) 2025-07-25 01:24:41 UTC 85.8K followers, XXX engagements "Hey @grok who was the most famous person to block my account. Just give me a name"  [@RobProvince](/creator/x/RobProvince) on [X](/post/tweet/1949234520382992464) 2025-07-26 22:24:59 UTC 85.9K followers, 3797 engagements "@TheDemocrats Who ever runs this account fire them"  [@RobProvince](/creator/x/RobProvince) on [X](/post/tweet/1948508240985121208) 2025-07-24 22:19:00 UTC 85.8K followers, 36.2K engagements "Did all our moms bribe us with the expired Hostess pies at the day old bread store"  [@RobProvince](/creator/x/RobProvince) on [X](/post/tweet/1930011494135070878) 2025-06-03 21:19:32 UTC 85.8K followers, 45.7K engagements "Its hilarious Europe wont ever fight anyone or anything without us. Why the hell are we still fighting their wars for them sending all our resources while they do nothing"  [@RobProvince](/creator/x/RobProvince) on [X](/post/tweet/1949236615957860402) 2025-07-26 22:33:18 UTC 85.9K followers, 6946 engagements "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS A GOLD MINE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"  [@RobProvince](/creator/x/RobProvince) on [X](/post/tweet/1948822784366276895) 2025-07-25 19:08:53 UTC 85.9K followers, 92.8K engagements "@cwebbonline Why are all black organizations and places ok"  [@RobProvince](/creator/x/RobProvince) on [X](/post/tweet/1948927750925914526) 2025-07-26 02:05:59 UTC 85.9K followers, 79.9K engagements "Liberals have decided to plant their flag on an illegal gangbanger who beats his wife 19%"  [@RobProvince](/creator/x/RobProvince) on [X](/post/tweet/1948101725723803773) 2025-07-23 19:23:40 UTC 85.8K followers, 4186 engagements "So Ive learned in the last XX hours that liberal Christians really do believe that just walking into a voting booth and upping the others guys taxes absolves them of having to be charitable themselves. Fascinating"  [@RobProvince](/creator/x/RobProvince) on [X](/post/tweet/1948058719972937738) 2025-07-23 16:32:46 UTC 85.9K followers, 128.1K engagements "@RetiredMPDoug The dead Air Force kid did it for me. I was skeptical till then"  [@RobProvince](/creator/x/RobProvince) on [X](/post/tweet/1949289391244866044) 2025-07-27 02:03:01 UTC 85.9K followers, 2293 engagements "@RickyLaFleurRX7 @ChestyPullerGst What in the world of Steampunk is that thing"  [@RobProvince](/creator/x/RobProvince) on [X](/post/tweet/1948752016899035388) 2025-07-25 14:27:41 UTC 85.8K followers, XX engagements "@JSparrow1700 @sopranoinswfl Dude Theo was a staple in every American home in the 1980s. I know he didnt do anything after but hes an 80s icon. Girls had posters of the dude on their wall"  [@RobProvince](/creator/x/RobProvince) on [X](/post/tweet/1948480557043867780) 2025-07-24 20:29:00 UTC 85.8K followers, XX engagements "The Tea app worked to let men know who the men hating psychopaths were so theres that"  [@RobProvince](/creator/x/RobProvince) on [X](/post/tweet/1949219518771077418) 2025-07-26 21:25:22 UTC 85.9K followers, 5118 engagements "What the absolute fuck are you cooking that cost $XX dollars a meal"  [@RobProvince](/creator/x/RobProvince) on [X](/post/tweet/1948185005441589385) 2025-07-24 00:54:35 UTC 85.9K followers, 183.1K engagements "After all that she put him in the friend zone"  [@RobProvince](/creator/x/RobProvince) on [X](/post/tweet/1948754438325145894) 2025-07-25 14:37:18 UTC 85.9K followers, 8572 engagements "Ive been laughing at this chick for XX straight minutes"  [@RobProvince](/creator/x/RobProvince) on [X](/post/tweet/1948915017975263621) 2025-07-26 01:15:24 UTC 85.9K followers, 12.9K engagements "I could pull filet mignon from the freezer like X sides and the really good beer for under $40"  [@RobProvince](/creator/x/RobProvince) on [X](/post/tweet/1948185355405893784) 2025-07-24 00:55:58 UTC 85.8K followers, 10.4K engagements "Pedro Pascal got super lucky that its only the hotties that help his anxiety and not the fuggos"  [@RobProvince](/creator/x/RobProvince) on [X](/post/tweet/1949217386462155142) 2025-07-26 21:16:54 UTC 85.9K followers, 8118 engagements "If you are a JAG officer for the love of god dont threaten civilians & federal agents. And dont insult your boss"  [@RobProvince](/creator/x/RobProvince) on [X](/post/tweet/1932424517067960550) 2025-06-10 13:08:02 UTC 85.9K followers, 1.4M engagements "Ok thats a shit load of money. How much did they think theyd lose if they went to court"  [@RobProvince](/creator/x/RobProvince) on [X](/post/tweet/1948360021906952567) 2025-07-24 12:30:02 UTC 85.8K followers, 10.1K engagements "@FertigNeverDies @piratefourhire @marriot I know kids can be annoying break rules and all that but YOU have to be the adult and handle your shit like an adult. Hope these guys learn a lesson about how to handle situations better in the future"  [@RobProvince](/creator/x/RobProvince) on [X](/post/tweet/1948786527628066975) 2025-07-25 16:44:49 UTC 85.8K followers, XXX engagements "Yep thats pretty much how almost every restaurant kitchen works"  [@RobProvince](/creator/x/RobProvince) on [X](/post/tweet/1948438121567162689) 2025-07-24 17:40:23 UTC 85.8K followers, 9722 engagements
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@RobProvince
"Im the biggest fan of the DC Alterverse but this just seems goofy and stupid" @RobProvince on X 2025-07-25 13:34:38 UTC 85.8K followers, 3670 engagements
"Obama falsifying evidence spying on the new POTUS and instructing the FBI to create a crime after it was determined Russia had no influence on the election is much bigger than Watergate ever was" @RobProvince on X 2025-07-22 00:44:10 UTC 85.8K followers, 41.9K engagements
"Many people dont know but Cadillac made funeral flower cars that make bitchn El Caminos" @RobProvince on X 2025-07-23 19:01:04 UTC 85.8K followers, 3775 engagements
"Jack I drive by Bloomington ILL pretty regularly on the way to Racine WI. Im sure the marketing gig is going well and theyre aware of all the arrests" @RobProvince on X 2025-07-27 03:01:19 UTC 85.9K followers, 24.6K engagements
"Im now on week X of being a lunger so gonna just Doc Holiday this shit" @RobProvince on X 2025-07-20 01:44:29 UTC 85.9K followers, 140.6K engagements
"@TheAtlantic @helenlewis Well thats one take I guess" @RobProvince on X 2025-07-24 13:24:32 UTC 85.8K followers, 5246 engagements
"It offends the eyes and attracts the heart" @RobProvince on X 2025-07-25 02:30:09 UTC 85.9K followers, 15.5K engagements
"Ill never forget handing it to @CyborgPeds without telling him it has a 2lb trigger that snaps like a candy cane" @RobProvince on X 2025-07-25 02:03:59 UTC 85.9K followers, 7066 engagements
"My favorite handgun I own and the one gun I will never ever sell" @RobProvince on X 2025-07-25 01:58:18 UTC 85.9K followers, 205.9K engagements
"My cats are more subtle when its dinner time" @RobProvince on X 2025-07-25 16:20:59 UTC 85.9K followers, 9351 engagements
"Let me help you. This person has lived here illegally from the day she illegally entered the U.S. She has been living under a stolen ID using someone elses social security number to gain access to govt benefits and free school. Even college. She has just now decided after a lifetime of breaking the law and living off a victims SS number to NOW become legal. Why not before Because she was getting a shit load of govt benefits while paying the minimum into the system by being here illegally and her victim was the only one to pay a price. This help" @RobProvince on X 2025-07-17 18:42:00 UTC 85.9K followers, 1.8M engagements
"Car companies hate us and want us to be miserable" @RobProvince on X 2025-07-24 21:42:03 UTC 85.8K followers, 11.2K engagements
"Whooooo buddy are you going to be upset when you look up studies on who is and isnt charitable with THEIR OWN money son" @RobProvince on X 2025-07-23 15:51:12 UTC 85.8K followers, 76K engagements
"@CantEverDie Youre entire political movement is based on victim complex" @RobProvince on X 2025-07-23 01:42:31 UTC 85.8K followers, 18.5K engagements
"Jesus did not say tax the other guy to feed the poor. He said you Meg should feed the poor" @RobProvince on X 2025-07-22 16:23:05 UTC 85.9K followers, 1.2M engagements
"@sopranoinswfl I was thinking 80s icons more than super stars" @RobProvince on X 2025-07-24 16:06:11 UTC 85.8K followers, 2825 engagements
"Has anyone done the HR meme with Pedro Pascal and Louis C.K. Because that seems like a banger" @RobProvince on X 2025-07-26 21:09:50 UTC 85.9K followers, 3747 engagements
"One not one character to root for. Not one god damn hero. Just a cacophony of the worst people humanly imaginable you just want bad things to happen to. This is why I have trust issues" @RobProvince on X 2025-07-23 02:24:29 UTC 85.8K followers, 28.4K engagements
"I cant imagine being in my 60s and still desperate for people to know where I got my undergrad" @RobProvince on X 2025-07-18 18:18:28 UTC 85.9K followers, 69.5K engagements
"I have a lawn the size of a postage stamp and Im trying to justify this" @RobProvince on X 2025-06-07 01:17:08 UTC 85.8K followers, 57.3K engagements
"I remember when Breaking Bad was on and everyone was always taking about it. Never watched it. Wasnt interested at the time. But my feed was flooded with comments on it for years with every season. When I was laid up for a year with a broken spine. I was desperate for stuff to watch. When you cant move the Price Is Right gets real old real fast. Well Breaking Bad was on Netflix and I thought you all couldnt be wrong and checked it out Ill never forgive you all for tricking me into watching that pile of flaming dog shit" @RobProvince on X 2025-07-23 02:19:57 UTC 85.9K followers, 127.7K engagements
"@JesseKellyDC I wouldnt have wanted to grow up at any other time" @RobProvince on X 2025-07-24 16:43:43 UTC 85.9K followers, 23.3K engagements
"Did you not check the dates on this graph" @RobProvince on X 2025-07-24 22:18:19 UTC 85.9K followers, 182.2K engagements
"We are eventually going to have to deal with the fact that a very large % of the population now truly believes someone else should pay for all their stuff" @RobProvince on X 2025-07-22 13:32:19 UTC 85.9K followers, 360.9K engagements
"@SergioAmz13 @cwebbonline @ParodyAoc You voted for Biden man. You have no high ground to speak from" @RobProvince on X 2025-07-26 21:06:42 UTC 85.9K followers, XX engagements
"The biggest problem the Democrats face is their base is completely insane" @RobProvince on X 2025-07-20 21:42:56 UTC 85.9K followers, 56.7K engagements
"A dozen feminist boomers with vaginas drier than an Altimas gearbox" @RobProvince on X 2025-07-24 02:15:12 UTC 85.8K followers, 5252 engagements
"Whole lotta liberal accounts deleting tweets right now" @RobProvince on X 2025-07-14 00:33:45 UTC 85.9K followers, 3.3M engagements
"@damintoell Ads dont appear on tweets with swearing so no $ God dammit" @RobProvince on X 2025-07-25 01:24:41 UTC 85.8K followers, XXX engagements
"Hey @grok who was the most famous person to block my account. Just give me a name" @RobProvince on X 2025-07-26 22:24:59 UTC 85.9K followers, 3797 engagements
"@TheDemocrats Who ever runs this account fire them" @RobProvince on X 2025-07-24 22:19:00 UTC 85.8K followers, 36.2K engagements
"Did all our moms bribe us with the expired Hostess pies at the day old bread store" @RobProvince on X 2025-06-03 21:19:32 UTC 85.8K followers, 45.7K engagements
"Its hilarious Europe wont ever fight anyone or anything without us. Why the hell are we still fighting their wars for them sending all our resources while they do nothing" @RobProvince on X 2025-07-26 22:33:18 UTC 85.9K followers, 6946 engagements
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS A GOLD MINE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" @RobProvince on X 2025-07-25 19:08:53 UTC 85.9K followers, 92.8K engagements
"@cwebbonline Why are all black organizations and places ok" @RobProvince on X 2025-07-26 02:05:59 UTC 85.9K followers, 79.9K engagements
"Liberals have decided to plant their flag on an illegal gangbanger who beats his wife 19%" @RobProvince on X 2025-07-23 19:23:40 UTC 85.8K followers, 4186 engagements
"So Ive learned in the last XX hours that liberal Christians really do believe that just walking into a voting booth and upping the others guys taxes absolves them of having to be charitable themselves. Fascinating" @RobProvince on X 2025-07-23 16:32:46 UTC 85.9K followers, 128.1K engagements
"@RetiredMPDoug The dead Air Force kid did it for me. I was skeptical till then" @RobProvince on X 2025-07-27 02:03:01 UTC 85.9K followers, 2293 engagements
"@RickyLaFleurRX7 @ChestyPullerGst What in the world of Steampunk is that thing" @RobProvince on X 2025-07-25 14:27:41 UTC 85.8K followers, XX engagements
"@JSparrow1700 @sopranoinswfl Dude Theo was a staple in every American home in the 1980s. I know he didnt do anything after but hes an 80s icon. Girls had posters of the dude on their wall" @RobProvince on X 2025-07-24 20:29:00 UTC 85.8K followers, XX engagements
"The Tea app worked to let men know who the men hating psychopaths were so theres that" @RobProvince on X 2025-07-26 21:25:22 UTC 85.9K followers, 5118 engagements
"What the absolute fuck are you cooking that cost $XX dollars a meal" @RobProvince on X 2025-07-24 00:54:35 UTC 85.9K followers, 183.1K engagements
"After all that she put him in the friend zone" @RobProvince on X 2025-07-25 14:37:18 UTC 85.9K followers, 8572 engagements
"Ive been laughing at this chick for XX straight minutes" @RobProvince on X 2025-07-26 01:15:24 UTC 85.9K followers, 12.9K engagements
"I could pull filet mignon from the freezer like X sides and the really good beer for under $40" @RobProvince on X 2025-07-24 00:55:58 UTC 85.8K followers, 10.4K engagements
"Pedro Pascal got super lucky that its only the hotties that help his anxiety and not the fuggos" @RobProvince on X 2025-07-26 21:16:54 UTC 85.9K followers, 8118 engagements
"If you are a JAG officer for the love of god dont threaten civilians & federal agents. And dont insult your boss" @RobProvince on X 2025-06-10 13:08:02 UTC 85.9K followers, 1.4M engagements
"Ok thats a shit load of money. How much did they think theyd lose if they went to court" @RobProvince on X 2025-07-24 12:30:02 UTC 85.8K followers, 10.1K engagements
"@FertigNeverDies @piratefourhire @marriot I know kids can be annoying break rules and all that but YOU have to be the adult and handle your shit like an adult. Hope these guys learn a lesson about how to handle situations better in the future" @RobProvince on X 2025-07-25 16:44:49 UTC 85.8K followers, XXX engagements
"Yep thats pretty much how almost every restaurant kitchen works" @RobProvince on X 2025-07-24 17:40:23 UTC 85.8K followers, 9722 engagements
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