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[@upblissed](/creator/twitter/upblissed)
"some pretty feet on my face would genuinely save my life rn"  
[X Link](https://x.com/upblissed/status/1958985316557365374) [@upblissed](/creator/x/upblissed) 2025-08-22T20:11Z 1.2M followers, 544.4K engagements


"what's the horniest thing y'all ever did"  
[X Link](https://x.com/upblissed/status/1960143420602925352) [@upblissed](/creator/x/upblissed) 2025-08-26T00:53Z 1.2M followers, 1.6M engagements


"@d4vddd say twin"  
[X Link](https://x.com/upblissed/status/1965419863540924508) [@upblissed](/creator/x/upblissed) 2025-09-09T14:19Z 1.2M followers, 639.2K engagements


"every time a nigga die i be like damn he aint get to play gta6"  
[X Link](https://x.com/upblissed/status/1971354530467152219) [@upblissed](/creator/x/upblissed) 2025-09-25T23:22Z 1.2M followers, 97.4K engagements


"this all a nigga ask for fr"  
[X Link](https://x.com/upblissed/status/1975321788025553338) [@upblissed](/creator/x/upblissed) 2025-10-06T22:06Z 1.2M followers, 6.4M engagements


"niggas would wear this on halloween wit a regular hoodie and a bookbag๐Ÿ˜ญ that is NOT a costume nigga"  
[X Link](https://x.com/upblissed/status/1975598266789282003) [@upblissed](/creator/x/upblissed) 2025-10-07T16:25Z 1.2M followers, 2.7M engagements


"thought Future was droppin fuck U Nigga"  
[X Link](https://x.com/upblissed/status/1976641370107322670) [@upblissed](/creator/x/upblissed) 2025-10-10T13:30Z 1.2M followers, 964.4K engagements


"watchin that nicki minaj video a canon event in every young boy's life"  
[X Link](https://x.com/upblissed/status/1970875259445559601) [@upblissed](/creator/x/upblissed) 2025-09-24T15:37Z 1.2M followers, 410K engagements


"nigga you are in danger"  
[X Link](https://x.com/upblissed/status/1972174355217240417) [@upblissed](/creator/x/upblissed) 2025-09-28T05:39Z 1.2M followers, 590.1K engagements


"funniest video ever man unc wanted that shit to be fake sooo bad"  
[X Link](https://x.com/upblissed/status/1972850571163078721) [@upblissed](/creator/x/upblissed) 2025-09-30T02:26Z 1.2M followers, 174.9K engagements


"never seen someone built like a fart that cant get out"  
[X Link](https://x.com/upblissed/status/1973131730295968195) [@upblissed](/creator/x/upblissed) 2025-09-30T21:03Z 1.2M followers, 6.6M engagements


"bitches on my dih crazy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/upblissed/status/1974952483362660407) [@upblissed](/creator/x/upblissed) 2025-10-05T21:38Z 1.2M followers, 123.4K engagements


"check his pinned tweet"  
[X Link](https://x.com/upblissed/status/1975015567817064876) [@upblissed](/creator/x/upblissed) 2025-10-06T01:49Z 1.2M followers, 12.7M engagements


"this was a generational XX hours"  
[X Link](https://x.com/upblissed/status/1976666408546365605) [@upblissed](/creator/x/upblissed) 2025-10-10T15:09Z 1.2M followers, 8M engagements


"when they would say "trick or treat smell my feet" i used to be like bet"  
[X Link](https://x.com/upblissed/status/1977572826279453007) [@upblissed](/creator/x/upblissed) 2025-10-13T03:11Z 1.2M followers, 99.6K engagements


"you lost boy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/upblissed/status/1978246752164520345) [@upblissed](/creator/x/upblissed) 2025-10-14T23:49Z 1.2M followers, 77.8K engagements


"Win a fight Satanist Cant punch๐Ÿคฃ MONKEY Bet. Tomorrow night I take his beard off๐Ÿฉธ"  
[X Link](https://x.com/upblissed/status/1682481842413289472) [@upblissed](/creator/x/upblissed) 2023-07-21T20:05Z 1.2M followers, 4.1M engagements


"if i see this cat on my timeline one more fucking time"  
[X Link](https://x.com/upblissed/status/1928523810694689053) [@upblissed](/creator/x/upblissed) 2025-05-30T18:48Z 1.2M followers, 334K engagements


"this kendrick vs drake for bisexual niggas"  
[X Link](https://x.com/upblissed/status/1949285972538978634) [@upblissed](/creator/x/upblissed) 2025-07-27T01:49Z 1.2M followers, 11M engagements


"niggas as soon as yo son step out the crib:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/upblissed/status/1951006677584716015) [@upblissed](/creator/x/upblissed) 2025-07-31T19:46Z 1.2M followers, 2.5M engagements


"nigga havin a generational hour"  
[X Link](https://x.com/upblissed/status/1968435434658148629) [@upblissed](/creator/x/upblissed) 2025-09-17T22:02Z 1.2M followers, 6.5M engagements


"id fuck anything rn bro anything"  
[X Link](https://x.com/upblissed/status/1706905972487135489) [@upblissed](/creator/x/upblissed) 2023-09-27T05:37Z 1.2M followers, 716.8K engagements


"seeing someone u know join telegram be funny asf i know what u are nigga"  
[X Link](https://x.com/upblissed/status/1723550441907089843) [@upblissed](/creator/x/upblissed) 2023-11-12T03:57Z 1.2M followers, 8.6M engagements


"who had a crazier Twitter run Rubi Rose or Sophie Rain"  
[X Link](https://x.com/upblissed/status/1740453684884959695) [@upblissed](/creator/x/upblissed) 2023-12-28T19:24Z 1.2M followers, 1.1M engagements


"tf Gunna gotta do wit anything๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ"  
[X Link](https://x.com/upblissed/status/1753523653453435218) [@upblissed](/creator/x/upblissed) 2024-02-02T20:59Z 1.2M followers, 6.7M engagements


"they took XX years so they could get the BBL jiggle physics down to a science"  
[X Link](https://x.com/upblissed/status/1919831574511591661) [@upblissed](/creator/x/upblissed) 2025-05-06T19:08Z 1.2M followers, 13M engagements


"everybody remembers exactly where they were when michael jackson died"  
[X Link](https://x.com/upblissed/status/1928950258148491709) [@upblissed](/creator/x/upblissed) 2025-05-31T23:02Z 1.2M followers, 132.2K engagements


"nobody wants to talk about how once u turn XX its over"  
[X Link](https://x.com/upblissed/status/1942753158520000692) [@upblissed](/creator/x/upblissed) 2025-07-09T01:10Z 1.2M followers, 775.6K engagements


"im putting together a team"  
[X Link](https://x.com/upblissed/status/1972087611671171116) [@upblissed](/creator/x/upblissed) 2025-09-27T23:55Z 1.2M followers, 276.3K engagements


"they really had this sicko on the loose for years"  
[X Link](https://x.com/upblissed/status/1972175193197150338) [@upblissed](/creator/x/upblissed) 2025-09-28T05:43Z 1.2M followers, 99.5K engagements


"gettin to da loot (gambling)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/upblissed/status/1972821773784846337) [@upblissed](/creator/x/upblissed) 2025-09-30T00:32Z 1.2M followers, 23K engagements


"niggas said fuck it n gave diddy they password"  
[X Link](https://x.com/upblissed/status/1972852059016962395) [@upblissed](/creator/x/upblissed) 2025-09-30T02:32Z 1.2M followers, 117K engagements


"nigga tryna get his last goons in i respect it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/upblissed/status/1973090198960459904) [@upblissed](/creator/x/upblissed) 2025-09-30T18:18Z 1.2M followers, 210.1K engagements


"been thinkin bout this one for years fam"  
[X Link](https://x.com/upblissed/status/1974904339996213719) [@upblissed](/creator/x/upblissed) 2025-10-05T18:27Z 1.2M followers, 301.4K engagements


"bro wtf do this nigga lil durk be seein"  
[X Link](https://x.com/upblissed/status/1611822151937531904) [@upblissed](/creator/x/upblissed) 2023-01-07T20:28Z 1.2M followers, 20.9M engagements


"this nigga lil durk worse than kanye"  
[X Link](https://x.com/upblissed/status/1635351088059809792) [@upblissed](/creator/x/upblissed) 2023-03-13T18:44Z 1.2M followers, 3.1M engagements


"kpop stans running this app like the cartel they found this man number in an hour๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ"  
[X Link](https://x.com/upblissed/status/1648803696485040130) [@upblissed](/creator/x/upblissed) 2023-04-19T21:40Z 1.2M followers, 10.7M engagements


"ayo dat nigga michael jackson was a REAL GEEKER๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ"  
[X Link](https://x.com/upblissed/status/1661157557212438529) [@upblissed](/creator/x/upblissed) 2023-05-23T23:49Z 1.2M followers, 11.1M engagements


"nigga built like a pile of shit"  
[X Link](https://x.com/upblissed/status/1960427350560022782) [@upblissed](/creator/x/upblissed) 2025-08-26T19:41Z 1.2M followers, 21.7M engagements


"how lawyers feel after naming their lawfirm their last name twice"  
[X Link](https://x.com/upblissed/status/1974907967830204799) [@upblissed](/creator/x/upblissed) 2025-10-05T18:42Z 1.2M followers, 790.9K engagements


"ICE SPICE COMIN ON THREADS YALL"  
[X Link](https://x.com/upblissed/status/1676825703667453952) [@upblissed](/creator/x/upblissed) 2023-07-06T05:29Z 1.2M followers, 4.3M engagements


"you know how evil you gotta be for the cartel to report you to the police"  
[X Link](https://x.com/upblissed/status/1826354549525021138) [@upblissed](/creator/x/upblissed) 2024-08-21T20:23Z 1.2M followers, 478.5K engagements


"they leaked Drake dm's dis Nigga funny as hell LMFAOOOOOOOO"  
[X Link](https://x.com/upblissed/status/1902569568796611062) [@upblissed](/creator/x/upblissed) 2025-03-20T03:55Z 1.2M followers, 1.9M engagements


"white dudes love breaking one of these out soon as they get near a body of water"  
[X Link](https://x.com/upblissed/status/1929285419729891650) [@upblissed](/creator/x/upblissed) 2025-06-01T21:14Z 1.2M followers, 162.9K engagements


"no fucking way that nigga died"  
[X Link](https://x.com/upblissed/status/1932927801159499777) [@upblissed](/creator/x/upblissed) 2025-06-11T22:27Z 1.2M followers, 27.5M engagements


"aint no way boy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/upblissed/status/1946686756046192765) [@upblissed](/creator/x/upblissed) 2025-07-19T21:41Z 1.2M followers, 282K engagements


"is this nigga casually wearing pornhub merch like its a nike hoodie๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ"  
[X Link](https://x.com/upblissed/status/1957467605981413855) [@upblissed](/creator/x/upblissed) 2025-08-18T15:40Z 1.2M followers, 3.2M engagements


"LMFAOOOOOOOOOO"  
[X Link](https://x.com/upblissed/status/1965749975251616114) [@upblissed](/creator/x/upblissed) 2025-09-10T12:11Z 1.2M followers, 3.7M engagements


"they be like "yeah he didnt like your kind but he was a husband and a father" bro fuck dat Nigga"  
[X Link](https://x.com/upblissed/status/1965909394362966260) [@upblissed](/creator/x/upblissed) 2025-09-10T22:44Z 1.2M followers, 7.2M engagements


"how Niggas on the timeline want us to act rn"  
[X Link](https://x.com/upblissed/status/1965912085495431545) [@upblissed](/creator/x/upblissed) 2025-09-10T22:55Z 1.2M followers, 1.3M engagements


"the "YEAHHHHHH" in unison gets me every time bro LMFAOOOOOO"  
[X Link](https://x.com/upblissed/status/1967987845190082648) [@upblissed](/creator/x/upblissed) 2025-09-16T16:24Z 1.2M followers, 930.3K engagements


"bein a man in 2025 such a scam wym i gotta be makin X figures a week jus to date an unemployed alcoholic"  
[X Link](https://x.com/upblissed/status/1969528117405372905) [@upblissed](/creator/x/upblissed) 2025-09-20T22:24Z 1.2M followers, 474.4K engagements


"ain no way man LMFAOOOOOOOOOO"  
[X Link](https://x.com/upblissed/status/1971429110154145857) [@upblissed](/creator/x/upblissed) 2025-09-26T04:18Z 1.2M followers, 2.1M engagements


"nigga might actually be luffy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/upblissed/status/1972034225957490812) [@upblissed](/creator/x/upblissed) 2025-09-27T20:22Z 1.2M followers, 147.9K engagements


"lil bruh finna hit the yart"  
[X Link](https://x.com/upblissed/status/1972040482529398968) [@upblissed](/creator/x/upblissed) 2025-09-27T20:47Z 1.2M followers, 918.1K engagements


"niggas hired temu blade"  
[X Link](https://x.com/upblissed/status/1972798753032810765) [@upblissed](/creator/x/upblissed) 2025-09-29T23:00Z 1.2M followers, 3.8M engagements


"lil tjay dont even drop music anymore he just beef wit streamers and smoke"  
[X Link](https://x.com/upblissed/status/1972814388756168789) [@upblissed](/creator/x/upblissed) 2025-09-30T00:02Z 1.2M followers, 327.5K engagements


"u know how atrocious yo fit gotta be to become the face of scaring the hoes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/upblissed/status/1975014454707593573) [@upblissed](/creator/x/upblissed) 2025-10-06T01:45Z 1.2M followers, 237.5K engagements


"bro think he the main character"  
[X Link](https://x.com/upblissed/status/1975047362818257257) [@upblissed](/creator/x/upblissed) 2025-10-06T03:56Z 1.2M followers, 54.5K engagements


"niggas name is benius beard"  
[X Link](https://x.com/upblissed/status/1975081088348524559) [@upblissed](/creator/x/upblissed) 2025-10-06T06:10Z 1.2M followers, 6.8M engagements


"12 hours yea that Nigga aint makin no racks"  
[X Link](https://x.com/upblissed/status/1975269432508481777) [@upblissed](/creator/x/upblissed) 2025-10-06T18:38Z 1.2M followers, 721.7K engagements


"LETS GO DODGERS"  
[X Link](https://x.com/upblissed/status/1975326693452599775) [@upblissed](/creator/x/upblissed) 2025-10-06T22:25Z 1.2M followers, 29.7K engagements


"cmon man its jus too easy now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/upblissed/status/1975354133554290812) [@upblissed](/creator/x/upblissed) 2025-10-07T00:15Z 1.2M followers, 202.8K engagements


"tell em bron still doin it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/upblissed/status/1975507290753994784) [@upblissed](/creator/x/upblissed) 2025-10-07T10:23Z 1.2M followers, 246.3K engagements


"nigga is that monkey butt๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ"  
[X Link](https://x.com/upblissed/status/1975517085917700273) [@upblissed](/creator/x/upblissed) 2025-10-07T11:02Z 1.2M followers, 183.3K engagements


"up at dawn . plotting "  
[X Link](https://x.com/upblissed/status/1975523092483957062) [@upblissed](/creator/x/upblissed) 2025-10-07T11:26Z 1.2M followers, 38.6K engagements


"red nail polish on toes gotta be up there with 9/11"  
[X Link](https://x.com/upblissed/status/1975617667458613591) [@upblissed](/creator/x/upblissed) 2025-10-07T17:42Z 1.2M followers, 153.2K engagements


"cant believe the last time niggas had a civilized conversation on this app was when we were debating XXX men vs a gorilla"  
[X Link](https://x.com/upblissed/status/1976662477267148956) [@upblissed](/creator/x/upblissed) 2025-10-10T14:53Z 1.2M followers, 110K engagements


"literally how tf do u get a sugar mama bro i swear i'll be a good boy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/upblissed/status/1976677032601002188) [@upblissed](/creator/x/upblissed) 2025-10-10T15:51Z 1.2M followers, 122.3K engagements


"i'd trade my whole family for an oily footjob Rn"  
[X Link](https://x.com/upblissed/status/1976706047491428709) [@upblissed](/creator/x/upblissed) 2025-10-10T17:47Z 1.2M followers, 115.1K engagements


"who the hell got kevin durant and kevin hart invested in kalshi๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ"  
[X Link](https://x.com/upblissed/status/1976710041664160130) [@upblissed](/creator/x/upblissed) 2025-10-10T18:02Z 1.2M followers, 68.8K engagements


""u changed fr" bro they laced my shit wit fent ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ"  
[X Link](https://x.com/upblissed/status/1976792314875199933) [@upblissed](/creator/x/upblissed) 2025-10-10T23:29Z 1.2M followers, 81K engagements


"God bless America USA USA USA ๐Ÿฆ…"  
[X Link](https://x.com/upblissed/status/1977087312938123386) [@upblissed](/creator/x/upblissed) 2025-10-11T19:02Z 1.2M followers, 90K engagements


"nigga what and on my mama i cannot stress this enough the FUCK is that"  
[X Link](https://x.com/upblissed/status/1977091537738887265) [@upblissed](/creator/x/upblissed) 2025-10-11T19:18Z 1.2M followers, 2.9M engagements


"watch this nigga closely @FBI"  
[X Link](https://x.com/upblissed/status/1977180205107102130) [@upblissed](/creator/x/upblissed) 2025-10-12T01:11Z 1.2M followers, 133K engagements


"that bitmoji dont look like no nigga to me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/upblissed/status/1977464169004671300) [@upblissed](/creator/x/upblissed) 2025-10-12T19:59Z 1.2M followers, 4.3M engagements


"the fuck his fat sad ass cryin about now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/upblissed/status/1977910623867474151) [@upblissed](/creator/x/upblissed) 2025-10-14T01:33Z 1.2M followers, 161.7K engagements


"dis yo last chance my nigga"  
[X Link](https://x.com/upblissed/status/1978118461831127166) [@upblissed](/creator/x/upblissed) 2025-10-14T15:19Z 1.2M followers, 6.3M engagements


"cant even trust da toes no more these bitches usin ai on they feet๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”"  
[X Link](https://x.com/upblissed/status/1978170037807554939) [@upblissed](/creator/x/upblissed) 2025-10-14T18:44Z 1.2M followers, 96.3K engagements


"ken carson really just X niggas tryna see how long they can get away with it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/upblissed/status/1978290254831317312) [@upblissed](/creator/x/upblissed) 2025-10-15T02:42Z 1.2M followers, 4.3M engagements


"some ppl jus not meant to be skinny ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ"  
[X Link](https://x.com/upblissed/status/1978310854475976961) [@upblissed](/creator/x/upblissed) 2025-10-15T04:03Z 1.2M followers, 2.2M engagements


"nigga dropped a nuke on the dog LMFAOOOO"  
[X Link](https://x.com/upblissed/status/1978497330291556812) [@upblissed](/creator/x/upblissed) 2025-10-15T16:24Z 1.2M followers, 833.5K engagements


"there needs to be a mall in gta X im tryna shoot that shit up"  
[X Link](https://x.com/upblissed/status/1978519500153552973) [@upblissed](/creator/x/upblissed) 2025-10-15T17:53Z 1.2M followers, 197.8K engagements


"no like he LITERALLY cant get any bigger"  
[X Link](https://x.com/upblissed/status/1978558395373260984) [@upblissed](/creator/x/upblissed) 2025-10-15T20:27Z 1.2M followers, 98.7K engagements


"na he funny asf for this๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ nigga shapeshifted in under XX hours"  
[X Link](https://x.com/upblissed/status/1978625039437013476) [@upblissed](/creator/x/upblissed) 2025-10-16T00:52Z 1.2M followers, 1.1M engagements


"niggas before and after a haircut"  
[X Link](https://x.com/upblissed/status/1978633512518311991) [@upblissed](/creator/x/upblissed) 2025-10-16T01:26Z 1.2M followers, 91.5K engagements


"when u turn XX n still havent made it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/upblissed/status/1978706200330907936) [@upblissed](/creator/x/upblissed) 2025-10-16T06:14Z 1.2M followers, 2.2M engagements


"still the funniest tweet ever cuz i aint even know"  
[X Link](https://x.com/upblissed/status/1978992769944125693) [@upblissed](/creator/x/upblissed) 2025-10-17T01:13Z 1.2M followers, 1.5M engagements


"still trying to hide your age in the big 2025"  
[X Link](https://x.com/upblissed/status/1979325518656028950) [@upblissed](/creator/x/upblissed) 2025-10-17T23:15Z 1.2M followers, 2.5M engagements


"yall be exposing the weirdest shit after a breakup๐Ÿ’” wym he used to chill wit diddy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/upblissed/status/1979414078113100232) [@upblissed](/creator/x/upblissed) 2025-10-18T05:07Z 1.2M followers, 75.7K engagements

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@upblissed "some pretty feet on my face would genuinely save my life rn"
X Link @upblissed 2025-08-22T20:11Z 1.2M followers, 544.4K engagements

"what's the horniest thing y'all ever did"
X Link @upblissed 2025-08-26T00:53Z 1.2M followers, 1.6M engagements

"@d4vddd say twin"
X Link @upblissed 2025-09-09T14:19Z 1.2M followers, 639.2K engagements

"every time a nigga die i be like damn he aint get to play gta6"
X Link @upblissed 2025-09-25T23:22Z 1.2M followers, 97.4K engagements

"this all a nigga ask for fr"
X Link @upblissed 2025-10-06T22:06Z 1.2M followers, 6.4M engagements

"niggas would wear this on halloween wit a regular hoodie and a bookbag๐Ÿ˜ญ that is NOT a costume nigga"
X Link @upblissed 2025-10-07T16:25Z 1.2M followers, 2.7M engagements

"thought Future was droppin fuck U Nigga"
X Link @upblissed 2025-10-10T13:30Z 1.2M followers, 964.4K engagements

"watchin that nicki minaj video a canon event in every young boy's life"
X Link @upblissed 2025-09-24T15:37Z 1.2M followers, 410K engagements

"nigga you are in danger"
X Link @upblissed 2025-09-28T05:39Z 1.2M followers, 590.1K engagements

"funniest video ever man unc wanted that shit to be fake sooo bad"
X Link @upblissed 2025-09-30T02:26Z 1.2M followers, 174.9K engagements

"never seen someone built like a fart that cant get out"
X Link @upblissed 2025-09-30T21:03Z 1.2M followers, 6.6M engagements

"bitches on my dih crazy"
X Link @upblissed 2025-10-05T21:38Z 1.2M followers, 123.4K engagements

"check his pinned tweet"
X Link @upblissed 2025-10-06T01:49Z 1.2M followers, 12.7M engagements

"this was a generational XX hours"
X Link @upblissed 2025-10-10T15:09Z 1.2M followers, 8M engagements

"when they would say "trick or treat smell my feet" i used to be like bet"
X Link @upblissed 2025-10-13T03:11Z 1.2M followers, 99.6K engagements

"you lost boy"
X Link @upblissed 2025-10-14T23:49Z 1.2M followers, 77.8K engagements

"Win a fight Satanist Cant punch๐Ÿคฃ MONKEY Bet. Tomorrow night I take his beard off๐Ÿฉธ"
X Link @upblissed 2023-07-21T20:05Z 1.2M followers, 4.1M engagements

"if i see this cat on my timeline one more fucking time"
X Link @upblissed 2025-05-30T18:48Z 1.2M followers, 334K engagements

"this kendrick vs drake for bisexual niggas"
X Link @upblissed 2025-07-27T01:49Z 1.2M followers, 11M engagements

"niggas as soon as yo son step out the crib:"
X Link @upblissed 2025-07-31T19:46Z 1.2M followers, 2.5M engagements

"nigga havin a generational hour"
X Link @upblissed 2025-09-17T22:02Z 1.2M followers, 6.5M engagements

"id fuck anything rn bro anything"
X Link @upblissed 2023-09-27T05:37Z 1.2M followers, 716.8K engagements

"seeing someone u know join telegram be funny asf i know what u are nigga"
X Link @upblissed 2023-11-12T03:57Z 1.2M followers, 8.6M engagements

"who had a crazier Twitter run Rubi Rose or Sophie Rain"
X Link @upblissed 2023-12-28T19:24Z 1.2M followers, 1.1M engagements

"tf Gunna gotta do wit anything๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ"
X Link @upblissed 2024-02-02T20:59Z 1.2M followers, 6.7M engagements

"they took XX years so they could get the BBL jiggle physics down to a science"
X Link @upblissed 2025-05-06T19:08Z 1.2M followers, 13M engagements

"everybody remembers exactly where they were when michael jackson died"
X Link @upblissed 2025-05-31T23:02Z 1.2M followers, 132.2K engagements

"nobody wants to talk about how once u turn XX its over"
X Link @upblissed 2025-07-09T01:10Z 1.2M followers, 775.6K engagements

"im putting together a team"
X Link @upblissed 2025-09-27T23:55Z 1.2M followers, 276.3K engagements

"they really had this sicko on the loose for years"
X Link @upblissed 2025-09-28T05:43Z 1.2M followers, 99.5K engagements

"gettin to da loot (gambling)"
X Link @upblissed 2025-09-30T00:32Z 1.2M followers, 23K engagements

"niggas said fuck it n gave diddy they password"
X Link @upblissed 2025-09-30T02:32Z 1.2M followers, 117K engagements

"nigga tryna get his last goons in i respect it"
X Link @upblissed 2025-09-30T18:18Z 1.2M followers, 210.1K engagements

"been thinkin bout this one for years fam"
X Link @upblissed 2025-10-05T18:27Z 1.2M followers, 301.4K engagements

"bro wtf do this nigga lil durk be seein"
X Link @upblissed 2023-01-07T20:28Z 1.2M followers, 20.9M engagements

"this nigga lil durk worse than kanye"
X Link @upblissed 2023-03-13T18:44Z 1.2M followers, 3.1M engagements

"kpop stans running this app like the cartel they found this man number in an hour๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ"
X Link @upblissed 2023-04-19T21:40Z 1.2M followers, 10.7M engagements

"ayo dat nigga michael jackson was a REAL GEEKER๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ"
X Link @upblissed 2023-05-23T23:49Z 1.2M followers, 11.1M engagements

"nigga built like a pile of shit"
X Link @upblissed 2025-08-26T19:41Z 1.2M followers, 21.7M engagements

"how lawyers feel after naming their lawfirm their last name twice"
X Link @upblissed 2025-10-05T18:42Z 1.2M followers, 790.9K engagements

"ICE SPICE COMIN ON THREADS YALL"
X Link @upblissed 2023-07-06T05:29Z 1.2M followers, 4.3M engagements

"you know how evil you gotta be for the cartel to report you to the police"
X Link @upblissed 2024-08-21T20:23Z 1.2M followers, 478.5K engagements

"they leaked Drake dm's dis Nigga funny as hell LMFAOOOOOOOO"
X Link @upblissed 2025-03-20T03:55Z 1.2M followers, 1.9M engagements

"white dudes love breaking one of these out soon as they get near a body of water"
X Link @upblissed 2025-06-01T21:14Z 1.2M followers, 162.9K engagements

"no fucking way that nigga died"
X Link @upblissed 2025-06-11T22:27Z 1.2M followers, 27.5M engagements

"aint no way boy"
X Link @upblissed 2025-07-19T21:41Z 1.2M followers, 282K engagements

"is this nigga casually wearing pornhub merch like its a nike hoodie๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ"
X Link @upblissed 2025-08-18T15:40Z 1.2M followers, 3.2M engagements

"LMFAOOOOOOOOOO"
X Link @upblissed 2025-09-10T12:11Z 1.2M followers, 3.7M engagements

"they be like "yeah he didnt like your kind but he was a husband and a father" bro fuck dat Nigga"
X Link @upblissed 2025-09-10T22:44Z 1.2M followers, 7.2M engagements

"how Niggas on the timeline want us to act rn"
X Link @upblissed 2025-09-10T22:55Z 1.2M followers, 1.3M engagements

"the "YEAHHHHHH" in unison gets me every time bro LMFAOOOOOO"
X Link @upblissed 2025-09-16T16:24Z 1.2M followers, 930.3K engagements

"bein a man in 2025 such a scam wym i gotta be makin X figures a week jus to date an unemployed alcoholic"
X Link @upblissed 2025-09-20T22:24Z 1.2M followers, 474.4K engagements

"ain no way man LMFAOOOOOOOOOO"
X Link @upblissed 2025-09-26T04:18Z 1.2M followers, 2.1M engagements

"nigga might actually be luffy"
X Link @upblissed 2025-09-27T20:22Z 1.2M followers, 147.9K engagements

"lil bruh finna hit the yart"
X Link @upblissed 2025-09-27T20:47Z 1.2M followers, 918.1K engagements

"niggas hired temu blade"
X Link @upblissed 2025-09-29T23:00Z 1.2M followers, 3.8M engagements

"lil tjay dont even drop music anymore he just beef wit streamers and smoke"
X Link @upblissed 2025-09-30T00:02Z 1.2M followers, 327.5K engagements

"u know how atrocious yo fit gotta be to become the face of scaring the hoes"
X Link @upblissed 2025-10-06T01:45Z 1.2M followers, 237.5K engagements

"bro think he the main character"
X Link @upblissed 2025-10-06T03:56Z 1.2M followers, 54.5K engagements

"niggas name is benius beard"
X Link @upblissed 2025-10-06T06:10Z 1.2M followers, 6.8M engagements

"12 hours yea that Nigga aint makin no racks"
X Link @upblissed 2025-10-06T18:38Z 1.2M followers, 721.7K engagements

"LETS GO DODGERS"
X Link @upblissed 2025-10-06T22:25Z 1.2M followers, 29.7K engagements

"cmon man its jus too easy now"
X Link @upblissed 2025-10-07T00:15Z 1.2M followers, 202.8K engagements

"tell em bron still doin it"
X Link @upblissed 2025-10-07T10:23Z 1.2M followers, 246.3K engagements

"nigga is that monkey butt๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ"
X Link @upblissed 2025-10-07T11:02Z 1.2M followers, 183.3K engagements

"up at dawn . plotting "
X Link @upblissed 2025-10-07T11:26Z 1.2M followers, 38.6K engagements

"red nail polish on toes gotta be up there with 9/11"
X Link @upblissed 2025-10-07T17:42Z 1.2M followers, 153.2K engagements

"cant believe the last time niggas had a civilized conversation on this app was when we were debating XXX men vs a gorilla"
X Link @upblissed 2025-10-10T14:53Z 1.2M followers, 110K engagements

"literally how tf do u get a sugar mama bro i swear i'll be a good boy"
X Link @upblissed 2025-10-10T15:51Z 1.2M followers, 122.3K engagements

"i'd trade my whole family for an oily footjob Rn"
X Link @upblissed 2025-10-10T17:47Z 1.2M followers, 115.1K engagements

"who the hell got kevin durant and kevin hart invested in kalshi๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ"
X Link @upblissed 2025-10-10T18:02Z 1.2M followers, 68.8K engagements

""u changed fr" bro they laced my shit wit fent ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ"
X Link @upblissed 2025-10-10T23:29Z 1.2M followers, 81K engagements

"God bless America USA USA USA ๐Ÿฆ…"
X Link @upblissed 2025-10-11T19:02Z 1.2M followers, 90K engagements

"nigga what and on my mama i cannot stress this enough the FUCK is that"
X Link @upblissed 2025-10-11T19:18Z 1.2M followers, 2.9M engagements

"watch this nigga closely @FBI"
X Link @upblissed 2025-10-12T01:11Z 1.2M followers, 133K engagements

"that bitmoji dont look like no nigga to me"
X Link @upblissed 2025-10-12T19:59Z 1.2M followers, 4.3M engagements

"the fuck his fat sad ass cryin about now"
X Link @upblissed 2025-10-14T01:33Z 1.2M followers, 161.7K engagements

"dis yo last chance my nigga"
X Link @upblissed 2025-10-14T15:19Z 1.2M followers, 6.3M engagements

"cant even trust da toes no more these bitches usin ai on they feet๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”"
X Link @upblissed 2025-10-14T18:44Z 1.2M followers, 96.3K engagements

"ken carson really just X niggas tryna see how long they can get away with it"
X Link @upblissed 2025-10-15T02:42Z 1.2M followers, 4.3M engagements

"some ppl jus not meant to be skinny ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ"
X Link @upblissed 2025-10-15T04:03Z 1.2M followers, 2.2M engagements

"nigga dropped a nuke on the dog LMFAOOOO"
X Link @upblissed 2025-10-15T16:24Z 1.2M followers, 833.5K engagements

"there needs to be a mall in gta X im tryna shoot that shit up"
X Link @upblissed 2025-10-15T17:53Z 1.2M followers, 197.8K engagements

"no like he LITERALLY cant get any bigger"
X Link @upblissed 2025-10-15T20:27Z 1.2M followers, 98.7K engagements

"na he funny asf for this๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ nigga shapeshifted in under XX hours"
X Link @upblissed 2025-10-16T00:52Z 1.2M followers, 1.1M engagements

"niggas before and after a haircut"
X Link @upblissed 2025-10-16T01:26Z 1.2M followers, 91.5K engagements

"when u turn XX n still havent made it"
X Link @upblissed 2025-10-16T06:14Z 1.2M followers, 2.2M engagements

"still the funniest tweet ever cuz i aint even know"
X Link @upblissed 2025-10-17T01:13Z 1.2M followers, 1.5M engagements

"still trying to hide your age in the big 2025"
X Link @upblissed 2025-10-17T23:15Z 1.2M followers, 2.5M engagements

"yall be exposing the weirdest shit after a breakup๐Ÿ’” wym he used to chill wit diddy"
X Link @upblissed 2025-10-18T05:07Z 1.2M followers, 75.7K engagements

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