[GUEST ACCESS MODE: Data is scrambled or limited to provide examples. Make requests using your API key to unlock full data. Check https://lunarcrush.ai/auth for authentication information.] [@nascarcasm](/creator/twitter/nascarcasm) "This was like throwing a fake punch at a guy but with an automobile" [X Link](https://x.com/nascarcasm/status/1980001110724169908) [@nascarcasm](/creator/x/nascarcasm) 2025-10-19T20:00Z 281.1K followers, 13.1K engagements "Braun Strowman standing out there like the Camaro ZL1 at LeMans full-field picture" [X Link](https://x.com/nascarcasm/status/1977474172222681193) [@nascarcasm](/creator/x/nascarcasm) 2025-10-12T20:39Z 281.1K followers, 22.9K engagements "#NASCAR #Talladega" [X Link](https://x.com/nascarcasm/status/1978489548540981318) [@nascarcasm](/creator/x/nascarcasm) 2025-10-15T15:54Z 281.1K followers, 24.9K engagements ".@DaleJr is for real a great spokesperson for video games because he's had his controller disconnect in real life #NASCAR #Talladega" [X Link](https://x.com/nascarcasm/status/1979208403537776912) [@nascarcasm](/creator/x/nascarcasm) 2025-10-17T15:30Z 281.1K followers, 75.3K engagements "What in the Ty Dillon was this" [X Link](https://x.com/nascarcasm/status/1979988997142098385) [@nascarcasm](/creator/x/nascarcasm) 2025-10-19T19:12Z 281.1K followers, 13.7K engagements "YOU: Who won the stage ME: I dunno it was close. Looked like a Ty to me 😅 YOU: How do I unfollow you but like in real life" [X Link](https://x.com/nascarcasm/status/1979994840524890467) [@nascarcasm](/creator/x/nascarcasm) 2025-10-19T19:35Z 281.1K followers, 8908 engagements "Imagine being Joey Logano and knowing that absolutely no one on track wants you to win but the reason why is actually very flattering #NASCAR" [X Link](https://x.com/nascarcasm/status/1980022434502791198) [@nascarcasm](/creator/x/nascarcasm) 2025-10-19T21:25Z 281.1K followers, 21.4K engagements "RT if you think BJ McLeod should be immediately entered into the tournament" [X Link](https://x.com/nascarcasm/status/1939133126208561300) [@nascarcasm](/creator/x/nascarcasm) 2025-06-29T01:25Z 281K followers, 43.7K engagements "I saw two guys trying to do everything they could to win and it working out for neither of them which happens. Sometimes you're Ryan Blaney at the Roval" [X Link](https://x.com/nascarcasm/status/1972442950153199886) [@nascarcasm](/creator/x/nascarcasm) 2025-09-28T23:27Z 281K followers, 37.1K engagements "Brad Keselowski reports "someone's cooking something that smells good."" [X Link](https://x.com/nascarcasm/status/1974955017221357990) [@nascarcasm](/creator/x/nascarcasm) 2025-10-05T21:49Z 281K followers, 12.5K engagements "Mesmerized by the live stream of the @NASCAR hauler riving all the way to @LVMotorSpeedway but they really should do the last few miles in reverse. That's what Ross Chastain would do. Watch here -" [X Link](https://x.com/nascarcasm/status/1975260381611495816) [@nascarcasm](/creator/x/nascarcasm) 2025-10-06T18:02Z 281K followers, 34.3K engagements "Here for the funeral tomorrow #Cubs" [X Link](https://x.com/nascarcasm/status/1975713767028891986) [@nascarcasm](/creator/x/nascarcasm) 2025-10-08T00:04Z 281K followers, 16.5K engagements "Just bought this outside Wrigley Field from a very nice man who paints these. I told him I'd show it to @DaleJr and @therichardpetty. It's gonna hang in a place of honor in my house. #NASCAR" [X Link](https://x.com/nascarcasm/status/1975962741925195975) [@nascarcasm](/creator/x/nascarcasm) 2025-10-08T16:33Z 281K followers, 26.9K engagements "Did a double take on the third-base umpire's name #NASCAR #Cubs" [X Link](https://x.com/nascarcasm/status/1976034778324537531) [@nascarcasm](/creator/x/nascarcasm) 2025-10-08T21:19Z 281K followers, 14.8K engagements "⚠HOT TAKE⚠.@RossChastain is the greatest peacemaker in NASCAR. Those he feuds with are eventually shaking his hand. READ HERE -" [X Link](https://x.com/nascarcasm/status/1976330078096146451) [@nascarcasm](/creator/x/nascarcasm) 2025-10-09T16:53Z 281K followers, 8923 engagements "Best #NASCAR25 Easter egg is the @Blaney setting where you can receive random inspirational messages from a 4-year-old mid-race" [X Link](https://x.com/nascarcasm/status/1976680874109501802) [@nascarcasm](/creator/x/nascarcasm) 2025-10-10T16:06Z 281K followers, 37.5K engagements "GO OFF SALTY CONNOR" [X Link](https://x.com/nascarcasm/status/1977165741465194589) [@nascarcasm](/creator/x/nascarcasm) 2025-10-12T00:13Z 281K followers, 26.9K engagements "Boilerplate scheduled standard @blaney victory at @TALLADEGA by XXXXXXXXXXXXXX seconds incoming next week #NASCAR" [X Link](https://x.com/nascarcasm/status/1977498968629358715) [@nascarcasm](/creator/x/nascarcasm) 2025-10-12T22:17Z 281K followers, 14.6K engagements "That don't-gotta-stress-about-Talladega-or-Martinsville feeling" [X Link](https://x.com/nascarcasm/status/1977737290043588631) [@nascarcasm](/creator/x/nascarcasm) 2025-10-13T14:04Z 281K followers, 22.3K engagements "So @dennyhamlin won at @LVMotorSpeedway and received several (very fake) texts afterwards. Read them all here on the #NASCAR Substack -" [X Link](https://x.com/nascarcasm/status/1977785162931855531) [@nascarcasm](/creator/x/nascarcasm) 2025-10-13T17:15Z 281K followers, 10.6K engagements "NICK SANCHEZ: I was going for the win JESSE LOVE: You doored me several times SAM MAYER: I'M A BANANA" [X Link](https://x.com/nascarcasm/status/1977817464496107916) [@nascarcasm](/creator/x/nascarcasm) 2025-10-13T19:23Z 281K followers, 56.6K engagements "JJ Yeley suddenly really awesome on road courses" [X Link](https://x.com/nascarcasm/status/1946997217539006972) [@nascarcasm](/creator/x/nascarcasm) 2025-07-20T18:14Z 281.1K followers, 19.4K engagements "Old tires Low on fuel Rain delay Don't matter. @DennyHamlin remains cooler than Noah Gragson's balls. Put respect on that name. #NASCAR" [X Link](https://x.com/nascarcasm/status/1947069771402326450) [@nascarcasm](/creator/x/nascarcasm) 2025-07-20T23:03Z 281K followers, 18.5K engagements "How do you point out that Josh Berry is back in the top three without somehow alerting the malevolent forces of the universe that Josh Berry is back in the top three" [X Link](https://x.com/nascarcasm/status/1969862456609776077) [@nascarcasm](/creator/x/nascarcasm) 2025-09-21T20:33Z 281K followers, 10.2K engagements "ICYMI: So Chase Elliott won a stunner at @kansasspeedway and received several (very fake) texts afterwards. Read them all here -" [X Link](https://x.com/nascarcasm/status/1972995088981918086) [@nascarcasm](/creator/x/nascarcasm) 2025-09-30T12:01Z 281K followers, 10.6K engagements "Austin Cindric one of the first drivers in NASCAR history to get wrecked by a Chili's owner" [X Link](https://x.com/nascarcasm/status/1974931051622621504) [@nascarcasm](/creator/x/nascarcasm) 2025-10-05T20:13Z 281.1K followers, 24.4K engagements "I don't know if I've ever seen more unhinged in-car camera footage for so long as I've drawn breath on this planet. Protect Ross Chastain at all costs" [X Link](https://x.com/nascarcasm/status/1975189167048196518) [@nascarcasm](/creator/x/nascarcasm) 2025-10-06T13:19Z 281.1K followers, 171.1K engagements "That look when miscommunication just increased Joey Logano's chances of claiming title and deed over the odd-numbered years also" [X Link](https://x.com/nascarcasm/status/1975198950044090497) [@nascarcasm](/creator/x/nascarcasm) 2025-10-06T13:58Z 281.1K followers, 24.1K engagements "So Shane van Gisbergen won easily at the @CLTMotorSpdwy Roval and received several (very fake) texts afterwards. Read them all here -" [X Link](https://x.com/nascarcasm/status/1975236163217867212) [@nascarcasm](/creator/x/nascarcasm) 2025-10-06T16:26Z 281.1K followers, 11.3K engagements "Everyone doing everything they can to keep Joey Logano out of the next round" [X Link](https://x.com/nascarcasm/status/1975244873230950465) [@nascarcasm](/creator/x/nascarcasm) 2025-10-06T17:00Z 281.1K followers, 20.8K engagements "So Shane van Gisbergen won easily at the @CLTMotorSpdwy Roval and received several (extremely fake) texts afterwards. Read them all here -" [X Link](https://x.com/nascarcasm/status/1975350358492025113) [@nascarcasm](/creator/x/nascarcasm) 2025-10-07T00:00Z 281.1K followers, 10.4K engagements "Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery #NASCAR #LasVegas" [X Link](https://x.com/nascarcasm/status/1976301898547552604) [@nascarcasm](/creator/x/nascarcasm) 2025-10-09T15:01Z 281K followers, 20.3K engagements "Thanks so much @NASCAR for the congratulatory basket of sugary goodness It's a shame I've consumed XX percent of it and she's not even home yet. Rest assured I'll tell her how great it was. That's because I'm a good husband" [X Link](https://x.com/nascarcasm/status/1976411343310983611) [@nascarcasm](/creator/x/nascarcasm) 2025-10-09T22:15Z 281.1K followers, 19.1K engagements "WE'RE GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL #iufb" [X Link](https://x.com/nascarcasm/status/1977153521821925858) [@nascarcasm](/creator/x/nascarcasm) 2025-10-11T23:25Z 281.1K followers, 10.1K engagements "HeDidNotJustSayThat.jpg" [X Link](https://x.com/nascarcasm/status/1977212174272721249) [@nascarcasm](/creator/x/nascarcasm) 2025-10-12T03:18Z 281K followers, 36.5K engagements "SHAVED VAN GISBERGEN" [X Link](https://x.com/nascarcasm/status/1977485311442890864) [@nascarcasm](/creator/x/nascarcasm) 2025-10-12T21:23Z 281.1K followers, 36.7K engagements "They're not allowed to mention points over the radio because do you wanna be the person who says "We're two points behind a guy that left the track an hour ago but focus forward" #NASCAR" [X Link](https://x.com/nascarcasm/status/1977517998350176552) [@nascarcasm](/creator/x/nascarcasm) 2025-10-12T23:33Z 281K followers, 40.5K engagements "Denny leaving room for Jesus now #NASCAR" [X Link](https://x.com/nascarcasm/status/1977519766668501168) [@nascarcasm](/creator/x/nascarcasm) 2025-10-12T23:40Z 281.1K followers, 30.3K engagements "Retire Jake Moody's number. Our mood is high and our bar is low. #BearDown" [X Link](https://x.com/nascarcasm/status/1977937888806314310) [@nascarcasm](/creator/x/nascarcasm) 2025-10-14T03:21Z 281.1K followers, 15.3K engagements "At least once a year someone asks me "Is the infield at Talladega OK for families" The response is always the same. "It depends how f*cked up is your family" #NASCAR" [X Link](https://x.com/nascarcasm/status/1978154568929140903) [@nascarcasm](/creator/x/nascarcasm) 2025-10-14T17:42Z 281.1K followers, 67K engagements "I did a writeup on what we're calling the "shunch" - the combination shove/punch that many an irate #NASCAR driver has used on pit road. Read it here. It's so fascinating -" [X Link](https://x.com/nascarcasm/status/1978175951214129367) [@nascarcasm](/creator/x/nascarcasm) 2025-10-14T19:07Z 281.1K followers, 33.2K engagements "When you're wondering if you should go for XX Cup Series wins or stop one short of that so yours is the only hall of fame plaque with a "69" on it" [X Link](https://x.com/nascarcasm/status/1978830115745222922) [@nascarcasm](/creator/x/nascarcasm) 2025-10-16T14:27Z 281.1K followers, 32.1K engagements "Connor is like "Congratulations Aric" and Aric's like "Thank you Connor" and Aric's kids are like "I think this dude goes to our school."" [X Link](https://x.com/nascarcasm/status/1978832174791934245) [@nascarcasm](/creator/x/nascarcasm) 2025-10-16T14:35Z 281.1K followers, 31.8K engagements "An analysis of the NASCAR "Shunch" the combination punch/shove that NASCAR drivers deliver to each others' torsos when they are mad. TOP-NOTCH JOURNALISM ON THE #NASCAR SUBSTACK HERE -" [X Link](https://x.com/nascarcasm/status/1978854090546299113) [@nascarcasm](/creator/x/nascarcasm) 2025-10-16T16:02Z 281.1K followers, 8962 engagements "Just FYI the crouton wager is so back on. If IU (My alma mater) and Ohio State (@TravisRockhold's alma mater who is probably upset that I didn't put "THE" in front of "Ohio State") meet in the postseason the loser eats the croutons" [X Link](https://x.com/nascarcasm/status/1979208016617525391) [@nascarcasm](/creator/x/nascarcasm) 2025-10-17T15:28Z 281.1K followers, 13.7K engagements "@MickStout At least the ALCS is a series" [X Link](https://x.com/nascarcasm/status/1979388802331480516) [@nascarcasm](/creator/x/nascarcasm) 2025-10-18T03:27Z 281.1K followers, XXX engagements "@philenespanol FWIW I've always been a Freddie Freeman fan so I'll for them" [X Link](https://x.com/nascarcasm/status/1979389000554050000) [@nascarcasm](/creator/x/nascarcasm) 2025-10-18T03:28Z 281.1K followers, XXX engagements "Norm is a tough SOB and relieved he's OK. He wears a firesuit to protect fire from Norm Benning" [X Link](https://x.com/nascarcasm/status/1979542296032075877) [@nascarcasm](/creator/x/nascarcasm) 2025-10-18T13:37Z 281.1K followers, 25.9K engagements "Eliminated from the playoffs this weekend: - Shane van Gisbergen - Alex Bowman - Austin Dillon - The Chicago Bears - Josh Berry" [X Link](https://x.com/nascarcasm/status/1967307580587622787) [@nascarcasm](/creator/x/nascarcasm) 2025-09-14T19:20Z 281.1K followers, 100.4K engagements "I don't know who's moving on or who's getting eliminated at the Roval today. All I know is don't leave the track until after inspection is over. And don't ask me or Alex Bowman why. Just don't. #NASCAR" [X Link](https://x.com/nascarcasm/status/1974847996698452158) [@nascarcasm](/creator/x/nascarcasm) 2025-10-05T14:43Z 281.1K followers, 19.6K engagements "When Leigh Diffey says "EVERYONE GETS THROUGH THE FIRST TURNS SAFELY" and you're the asterisk at the end of that sentence" [X Link](https://x.com/nascarcasm/status/1974915391714623654) [@nascarcasm](/creator/x/nascarcasm) 2025-10-05T19:11Z 281.1K followers, 31.3K engagements "ICYMI: Shane van Gisbergen won easily at the @CLTMotorSpdwy Roval and received several (very fake) texts afterwards. Read them all here -" [X Link](https://x.com/nascarcasm/status/1975531562289500544) [@nascarcasm](/creator/x/nascarcasm) 2025-10-07T12:00Z 281.1K followers, 7857 engagements "⚠HOT TAKE⚠Ross Chastain is the greatest peacemaker in NASCAR. Those he feuds with are eventually shaking his hand. READ HERE -" [X Link](https://x.com/nascarcasm/status/1975969821369282754) [@nascarcasm](/creator/x/nascarcasm) 2025-10-08T17:01Z 281.1K followers, 23K engagements "Playoff beards are the greatest seasonal indicators. For instance once Ryan Blaney starts looking like someone trying to conceal his identity from the mob I know it's fall. #NASCAR" [X Link](https://x.com/nascarcasm/status/1977509236503363917) [@nascarcasm](/creator/x/nascarcasm) 2025-10-12T22:58Z 281.1K followers, 23.3K engagements "He closed so fast that a Spirit Halloween just opened there #NASCAR" [X Link](https://x.com/nascarcasm/status/1977525400202096688) [@nascarcasm](/creator/x/nascarcasm) 2025-10-13T00:02Z 281.1K followers, 32.2K engagements "I know his real name is William Clyde Elliott II and that "Chase" is a nickname but I'm sorry this dude right here is a Clyde if I've ever seen one" [X Link](https://x.com/nascarcasm/status/1977751153925324851) [@nascarcasm](/creator/x/nascarcasm) 2025-10-13T14:59Z 281.1K followers, 51.7K engagements "When mom and dad are fighting again and you know it might lead to twice as many Christmas presents" [X Link](https://x.com/nascarcasm/status/1978119567516807474) [@nascarcasm](/creator/x/nascarcasm) 2025-10-14T15:23Z 281.1K followers, 15.1K engagements "🚨Is it your first time heading to @TALLADEGA this weekend Awesome READ THIS FIRST and prepare yourself for what you're about to enjoy/endure. BEGINNER'S GUIDE TO THE TALLADEGA INFIELD -" [X Link](https://x.com/nascarcasm/status/1979217889128333341) [@nascarcasm](/creator/x/nascarcasm) 2025-10-17T16:08Z 281.1K followers, 8715 engagements ""The @TALLADEGA infield is what would happen if you asked Larry The Cable Guy to run the Burning Man festival." A Beginner's Guide to Talladega Boulevard. CLICK HERE -" [X Link](https://x.com/nascarcasm/status/1979533515709677635) [@nascarcasm](/creator/x/nascarcasm) 2025-10-18T13:02Z 281.1K followers, 10K engagements "Some things go better with classical music #NASCAR" [X Link](https://x.com/nascarcasm/status/1979655672016085323) [@nascarcasm](/creator/x/nascarcasm) 2025-10-18T21:07Z 281.1K followers, 51.2K engagements ".@CarsonHocevar is a man of the people. In the stands signing autographs and either taking selfies or letting people show him the next thing on Facebook Marketplace he should impulse-buy not sure which this is" [X Link](https://x.com/nascarcasm/status/1979666154743623825) [@nascarcasm](/creator/x/nascarcasm) 2025-10-18T21:49Z 281.1K followers, 24.3K engagements "That's like Nemo's bad fin #NASCAR #XfinitySeries" [X Link](https://x.com/nascarcasm/status/1979677365430309176) [@nascarcasm](/creator/x/nascarcasm) 2025-10-18T22:33Z 281.1K followers, 8384 engagements "I feel like they gave Noah Gragson the username and login" [X Link](https://x.com/nascarcasm/status/1979727335965475317) [@nascarcasm](/creator/x/nascarcasm) 2025-10-19T01:52Z 281.1K followers, 87.7K engagements "EVERYONE ELSE: (Stressing out about strategy and finding manufacturer teammates to work with and avoiding the massive pileups that could end your playoffs) DENNY HAMLIN:" [X Link](https://x.com/nascarcasm/status/1979971114622144519) [@nascarcasm](/creator/x/nascarcasm) 2025-10-19T18:01Z 281.1K followers, 119.5K engagements "By time you type "LAP XX NEW LEADER (DRIVER)" and hit post there's already a different leader and by the time you try to post another update the driver from the first tweet is back in the lead. Talladega rules. #NASCAR" [X Link](https://x.com/nascarcasm/status/1979985785873973531) [@nascarcasm](/creator/x/nascarcasm) 2025-10-19T18:59Z 281.1K followers, 7077 engagements "Dawsonville Pool Room sireen now just yelling "F--K" loud enough for the whole town to hear it" [X Link](https://x.com/nascarcasm/status/1979992329743200606) [@nascarcasm](/creator/x/nascarcasm) 2025-10-19T19:25Z 281.1K followers, 19.4K engagements "Major "F--- this I'm digging a hole back to New Zealand" energy #NASCAR" [X Link](https://x.com/nascarcasm/status/1980009587852865621) [@nascarcasm](/creator/x/nascarcasm) 2025-10-19T20:34Z 281.1K followers, 14.9K engagements "How the Philadelphia Eagles score touchdowns on the X yard line" [X Link](https://x.com/nascarcasm/status/1980013536177766467) [@nascarcasm](/creator/x/nascarcasm) 2025-10-19T20:49Z 281.1K followers, 11.3K engagements "I am as nervous as one of Taylor Swift's exes the night before she drops a new album #NASCAR #Talladega" [X Link](https://x.com/nascarcasm/status/1980026453610889412) [@nascarcasm](/creator/x/nascarcasm) 2025-10-19T21:41Z 281.1K followers, 8289 engagements "Alex Bowman leaving the house party before the cops show up" [X Link](https://x.com/nascarcasm/status/1980029633081770438) [@nascarcasm](/creator/x/nascarcasm) 2025-10-19T21:53Z 281.1K followers, 26.9K engagements ".@chasebriscoe WINS - IT IS TIME FOR THE HOOSIER-STATE TRADITION #NASCAR" [X Link](https://x.com/nascarcasm/status/1980031341799350406) [@nascarcasm](/creator/x/nascarcasm) 2025-10-19T22:00Z 281.1K followers, 15.5K engagements ".@CHASEBRISCOE IS RACING FOR A CHAMPIONSHIP. .@COLTS ARE 5-1. .@IndianaFootball IS RANKED NO. X. Purdue .@NDFootball IS RANKED NO. XX. WHAT A TIME TO BE FROM INDIANA. #NASCAR" [X Link](https://x.com/nascarcasm/status/1980035720489160890) [@nascarcasm](/creator/x/nascarcasm) 2025-10-19T22:17Z 281.1K followers, 18.6K engagements "Look in his eyes and you can see Martinsville Logano loading" [X Link](https://x.com/nascarcasm/status/1980037756857303474) [@nascarcasm](/creator/x/nascarcasm) 2025-10-19T22:26Z 281.1K followers, 25.7K engagements "@_AndyPKim_ @chasebriscoe I was actually thinking about that article - Colts are good IU Football is good. I'm actually pretty wrong" [X Link](https://x.com/nascarcasm/status/1980040135006679047) [@nascarcasm](/creator/x/nascarcasm) 2025-10-19T22:35Z 281.1K followers, XXX engagements "At @phoenixraceway I cannot recommend tuning in to the No. XX team's radio enough. Over the course of the race win or lose @james_small will basically be like Duolingo for Australian swear words. I cannot wait. #NASCAR" [X Link](https://x.com/nascarcasm/status/1980075061647397370) [@nascarcasm](/creator/x/nascarcasm) 2025-10-20T00:54Z 281.1K followers, 12.9K engagements "The volume at which my wife just screamed "WHY ARE WE NOT IN LAS VEGAS" was audible three states away. Once my eardrums heal I will explain because I didn't want to have to bail her out of a Las Vegas prison for the crime of "Attempted Leg-Humping Of A Celebrity." #NASCAR" [X Link](https://x.com/nascarcasm/status/1977486721013977160) [@nascarcasm](/creator/x/nascarcasm) 2025-10-12T21:29Z 281.1K followers, 19.4K engagements "Kudos for uttering only one swear word during that interview William. It deserved many more. #NASCAR #Restraint" [X Link](https://x.com/nascarcasm/status/1977529412728872989) [@nascarcasm](/creator/x/nascarcasm) 2025-10-13T00:18Z 281.1K followers, 37.7K engagements "Austin Hill can see the air" [X Link](https://x.com/nascarcasm/status/1979678946724925935) [@nascarcasm](/creator/x/nascarcasm) 2025-10-18T22:40Z 281.1K followers, 10.9K engagements "Here I am On the road again There I am On the stage Here I go Playin' star again There I go Kevin Lepage" [X Link](https://x.com/nascarcasm/status/1979959746640646437) [@nascarcasm](/creator/x/nascarcasm) 2025-10-19T17:16Z 281.1K followers, 13.3K engagements "If SVG wins at @TALLADEGA it would be monumental to the degree of us probably having to cede the state of Alabama to New Zealand" [X Link](https://x.com/nascarcasm/status/1979982320661610665) [@nascarcasm](/creator/x/nascarcasm) 2025-10-19T18:45Z 281.1K followers, 12.8K engagements "Chase Briscoe a young Amish kid from Nappanee Indiana formerly named Abner leaves the farm on his Rumspringa over a decade ago enters the modern world becomes fascinated with the combustion engine climbs the ranks and the rest is history. #NASCAR" [X Link](https://x.com/nascarcasm/status/1980071630085783858) [@nascarcasm](/creator/x/nascarcasm) 2025-10-20T00:40Z 281.1K followers, 73.7K engagements "I am very excited here's why. The wonderful folks at @TALLADEGA are shipping me a surprise item they found during the forthcoming "Left Behind" series. I have no idea what it is. All I know is that it smells bad. I'll share it with you when It arrives. #NASCAR" [X Link](https://x.com/nascarcasm/status/1980357133028978697) [@nascarcasm](/creator/x/nascarcasm) 2025-10-20T19:35Z 281.1K followers, XX engagements
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@nascarcasm
"This was like throwing a fake punch at a guy but with an automobile"
X Link @nascarcasm 2025-10-19T20:00Z 281.1K followers, 13.1K engagements
"Braun Strowman standing out there like the Camaro ZL1 at LeMans full-field picture"
X Link @nascarcasm 2025-10-12T20:39Z 281.1K followers, 22.9K engagements
"#NASCAR #Talladega"
X Link @nascarcasm 2025-10-15T15:54Z 281.1K followers, 24.9K engagements
".@DaleJr is for real a great spokesperson for video games because he's had his controller disconnect in real life #NASCAR #Talladega"
X Link @nascarcasm 2025-10-17T15:30Z 281.1K followers, 75.3K engagements
"What in the Ty Dillon was this"
X Link @nascarcasm 2025-10-19T19:12Z 281.1K followers, 13.7K engagements
"YOU: Who won the stage ME: I dunno it was close. Looked like a Ty to me 😅 YOU: How do I unfollow you but like in real life"
X Link @nascarcasm 2025-10-19T19:35Z 281.1K followers, 8908 engagements
"Imagine being Joey Logano and knowing that absolutely no one on track wants you to win but the reason why is actually very flattering #NASCAR"
X Link @nascarcasm 2025-10-19T21:25Z 281.1K followers, 21.4K engagements
"RT if you think BJ McLeod should be immediately entered into the tournament"
X Link @nascarcasm 2025-06-29T01:25Z 281K followers, 43.7K engagements
"I saw two guys trying to do everything they could to win and it working out for neither of them which happens. Sometimes you're Ryan Blaney at the Roval"
X Link @nascarcasm 2025-09-28T23:27Z 281K followers, 37.1K engagements
"Brad Keselowski reports "someone's cooking something that smells good.""
X Link @nascarcasm 2025-10-05T21:49Z 281K followers, 12.5K engagements
"Mesmerized by the live stream of the @NASCAR hauler riving all the way to @LVMotorSpeedway but they really should do the last few miles in reverse. That's what Ross Chastain would do. Watch here -"
X Link @nascarcasm 2025-10-06T18:02Z 281K followers, 34.3K engagements
"Here for the funeral tomorrow #Cubs"
X Link @nascarcasm 2025-10-08T00:04Z 281K followers, 16.5K engagements
"Just bought this outside Wrigley Field from a very nice man who paints these. I told him I'd show it to @DaleJr and @therichardpetty. It's gonna hang in a place of honor in my house. #NASCAR"
X Link @nascarcasm 2025-10-08T16:33Z 281K followers, 26.9K engagements
"Did a double take on the third-base umpire's name #NASCAR #Cubs"
X Link @nascarcasm 2025-10-08T21:19Z 281K followers, 14.8K engagements
"âš HOT TAKEâš .@RossChastain is the greatest peacemaker in NASCAR. Those he feuds with are eventually shaking his hand. READ HERE -"
X Link @nascarcasm 2025-10-09T16:53Z 281K followers, 8923 engagements
"Best #NASCAR25 Easter egg is the @Blaney setting where you can receive random inspirational messages from a 4-year-old mid-race"
X Link @nascarcasm 2025-10-10T16:06Z 281K followers, 37.5K engagements
"GO OFF SALTY CONNOR"
X Link @nascarcasm 2025-10-12T00:13Z 281K followers, 26.9K engagements
"Boilerplate scheduled standard @blaney victory at @TALLADEGA by XXXXXXXXXXXXXX seconds incoming next week #NASCAR"
X Link @nascarcasm 2025-10-12T22:17Z 281K followers, 14.6K engagements
"That don't-gotta-stress-about-Talladega-or-Martinsville feeling"
X Link @nascarcasm 2025-10-13T14:04Z 281K followers, 22.3K engagements
"So @dennyhamlin won at @LVMotorSpeedway and received several (very fake) texts afterwards. Read them all here on the #NASCAR Substack -"
X Link @nascarcasm 2025-10-13T17:15Z 281K followers, 10.6K engagements
"NICK SANCHEZ: I was going for the win JESSE LOVE: You doored me several times SAM MAYER: I'M A BANANA"
X Link @nascarcasm 2025-10-13T19:23Z 281K followers, 56.6K engagements
"JJ Yeley suddenly really awesome on road courses"
X Link @nascarcasm 2025-07-20T18:14Z 281.1K followers, 19.4K engagements
"Old tires Low on fuel Rain delay Don't matter. @DennyHamlin remains cooler than Noah Gragson's balls. Put respect on that name. #NASCAR"
X Link @nascarcasm 2025-07-20T23:03Z 281K followers, 18.5K engagements
"How do you point out that Josh Berry is back in the top three without somehow alerting the malevolent forces of the universe that Josh Berry is back in the top three"
X Link @nascarcasm 2025-09-21T20:33Z 281K followers, 10.2K engagements
"ICYMI: So Chase Elliott won a stunner at @kansasspeedway and received several (very fake) texts afterwards. Read them all here -"
X Link @nascarcasm 2025-09-30T12:01Z 281K followers, 10.6K engagements
"Austin Cindric one of the first drivers in NASCAR history to get wrecked by a Chili's owner"
X Link @nascarcasm 2025-10-05T20:13Z 281.1K followers, 24.4K engagements
"I don't know if I've ever seen more unhinged in-car camera footage for so long as I've drawn breath on this planet. Protect Ross Chastain at all costs"
X Link @nascarcasm 2025-10-06T13:19Z 281.1K followers, 171.1K engagements
"That look when miscommunication just increased Joey Logano's chances of claiming title and deed over the odd-numbered years also"
X Link @nascarcasm 2025-10-06T13:58Z 281.1K followers, 24.1K engagements
"So Shane van Gisbergen won easily at the @CLTMotorSpdwy Roval and received several (very fake) texts afterwards. Read them all here -"
X Link @nascarcasm 2025-10-06T16:26Z 281.1K followers, 11.3K engagements
"Everyone doing everything they can to keep Joey Logano out of the next round"
X Link @nascarcasm 2025-10-06T17:00Z 281.1K followers, 20.8K engagements
"So Shane van Gisbergen won easily at the @CLTMotorSpdwy Roval and received several (extremely fake) texts afterwards. Read them all here -"
X Link @nascarcasm 2025-10-07T00:00Z 281.1K followers, 10.4K engagements
"Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery #NASCAR #LasVegas"
X Link @nascarcasm 2025-10-09T15:01Z 281K followers, 20.3K engagements
"Thanks so much @NASCAR for the congratulatory basket of sugary goodness It's a shame I've consumed XX percent of it and she's not even home yet. Rest assured I'll tell her how great it was. That's because I'm a good husband"
X Link @nascarcasm 2025-10-09T22:15Z 281.1K followers, 19.1K engagements
"WE'RE GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL #iufb"
X Link @nascarcasm 2025-10-11T23:25Z 281.1K followers, 10.1K engagements
"HeDidNotJustSayThat.jpg"
X Link @nascarcasm 2025-10-12T03:18Z 281K followers, 36.5K engagements
"SHAVED VAN GISBERGEN"
X Link @nascarcasm 2025-10-12T21:23Z 281.1K followers, 36.7K engagements
"They're not allowed to mention points over the radio because do you wanna be the person who says "We're two points behind a guy that left the track an hour ago but focus forward" #NASCAR"
X Link @nascarcasm 2025-10-12T23:33Z 281K followers, 40.5K engagements
"Denny leaving room for Jesus now #NASCAR"
X Link @nascarcasm 2025-10-12T23:40Z 281.1K followers, 30.3K engagements
"Retire Jake Moody's number. Our mood is high and our bar is low. #BearDown"
X Link @nascarcasm 2025-10-14T03:21Z 281.1K followers, 15.3K engagements
"At least once a year someone asks me "Is the infield at Talladega OK for families" The response is always the same. "It depends how f*cked up is your family" #NASCAR"
X Link @nascarcasm 2025-10-14T17:42Z 281.1K followers, 67K engagements
"I did a writeup on what we're calling the "shunch" - the combination shove/punch that many an irate #NASCAR driver has used on pit road. Read it here. It's so fascinating -"
X Link @nascarcasm 2025-10-14T19:07Z 281.1K followers, 33.2K engagements
"When you're wondering if you should go for XX Cup Series wins or stop one short of that so yours is the only hall of fame plaque with a "69" on it"
X Link @nascarcasm 2025-10-16T14:27Z 281.1K followers, 32.1K engagements
"Connor is like "Congratulations Aric" and Aric's like "Thank you Connor" and Aric's kids are like "I think this dude goes to our school.""
X Link @nascarcasm 2025-10-16T14:35Z 281.1K followers, 31.8K engagements
"An analysis of the NASCAR "Shunch" the combination punch/shove that NASCAR drivers deliver to each others' torsos when they are mad. TOP-NOTCH JOURNALISM ON THE #NASCAR SUBSTACK HERE -"
X Link @nascarcasm 2025-10-16T16:02Z 281.1K followers, 8962 engagements
"Just FYI the crouton wager is so back on. If IU (My alma mater) and Ohio State (@TravisRockhold's alma mater who is probably upset that I didn't put "THE" in front of "Ohio State") meet in the postseason the loser eats the croutons"
X Link @nascarcasm 2025-10-17T15:28Z 281.1K followers, 13.7K engagements
"@MickStout At least the ALCS is a series"
X Link @nascarcasm 2025-10-18T03:27Z 281.1K followers, XXX engagements
"@philenespanol FWIW I've always been a Freddie Freeman fan so I'll for them"
X Link @nascarcasm 2025-10-18T03:28Z 281.1K followers, XXX engagements
"Norm is a tough SOB and relieved he's OK. He wears a firesuit to protect fire from Norm Benning"
X Link @nascarcasm 2025-10-18T13:37Z 281.1K followers, 25.9K engagements
"Eliminated from the playoffs this weekend: - Shane van Gisbergen - Alex Bowman - Austin Dillon - The Chicago Bears - Josh Berry"
X Link @nascarcasm 2025-09-14T19:20Z 281.1K followers, 100.4K engagements
"I don't know who's moving on or who's getting eliminated at the Roval today. All I know is don't leave the track until after inspection is over. And don't ask me or Alex Bowman why. Just don't. #NASCAR"
X Link @nascarcasm 2025-10-05T14:43Z 281.1K followers, 19.6K engagements
"When Leigh Diffey says "EVERYONE GETS THROUGH THE FIRST TURNS SAFELY" and you're the asterisk at the end of that sentence"
X Link @nascarcasm 2025-10-05T19:11Z 281.1K followers, 31.3K engagements
"ICYMI: Shane van Gisbergen won easily at the @CLTMotorSpdwy Roval and received several (very fake) texts afterwards. Read them all here -"
X Link @nascarcasm 2025-10-07T12:00Z 281.1K followers, 7857 engagements
"âš HOT TAKEâš Ross Chastain is the greatest peacemaker in NASCAR. Those he feuds with are eventually shaking his hand. READ HERE -"
X Link @nascarcasm 2025-10-08T17:01Z 281.1K followers, 23K engagements
"Playoff beards are the greatest seasonal indicators. For instance once Ryan Blaney starts looking like someone trying to conceal his identity from the mob I know it's fall. #NASCAR"
X Link @nascarcasm 2025-10-12T22:58Z 281.1K followers, 23.3K engagements
"He closed so fast that a Spirit Halloween just opened there #NASCAR"
X Link @nascarcasm 2025-10-13T00:02Z 281.1K followers, 32.2K engagements
"I know his real name is William Clyde Elliott II and that "Chase" is a nickname but I'm sorry this dude right here is a Clyde if I've ever seen one"
X Link @nascarcasm 2025-10-13T14:59Z 281.1K followers, 51.7K engagements
"When mom and dad are fighting again and you know it might lead to twice as many Christmas presents"
X Link @nascarcasm 2025-10-14T15:23Z 281.1K followers, 15.1K engagements
"🚨Is it your first time heading to @TALLADEGA this weekend Awesome READ THIS FIRST and prepare yourself for what you're about to enjoy/endure. BEGINNER'S GUIDE TO THE TALLADEGA INFIELD -"
X Link @nascarcasm 2025-10-17T16:08Z 281.1K followers, 8715 engagements
""The @TALLADEGA infield is what would happen if you asked Larry The Cable Guy to run the Burning Man festival." A Beginner's Guide to Talladega Boulevard. CLICK HERE -"
X Link @nascarcasm 2025-10-18T13:02Z 281.1K followers, 10K engagements
"Some things go better with classical music #NASCAR"
X Link @nascarcasm 2025-10-18T21:07Z 281.1K followers, 51.2K engagements
".@CarsonHocevar is a man of the people. In the stands signing autographs and either taking selfies or letting people show him the next thing on Facebook Marketplace he should impulse-buy not sure which this is"
X Link @nascarcasm 2025-10-18T21:49Z 281.1K followers, 24.3K engagements
"That's like Nemo's bad fin #NASCAR #XfinitySeries"
X Link @nascarcasm 2025-10-18T22:33Z 281.1K followers, 8384 engagements
"I feel like they gave Noah Gragson the username and login"
X Link @nascarcasm 2025-10-19T01:52Z 281.1K followers, 87.7K engagements
"EVERYONE ELSE: (Stressing out about strategy and finding manufacturer teammates to work with and avoiding the massive pileups that could end your playoffs) DENNY HAMLIN:"
X Link @nascarcasm 2025-10-19T18:01Z 281.1K followers, 119.5K engagements
"By time you type "LAP XX NEW LEADER (DRIVER)" and hit post there's already a different leader and by the time you try to post another update the driver from the first tweet is back in the lead. Talladega rules. #NASCAR"
X Link @nascarcasm 2025-10-19T18:59Z 281.1K followers, 7077 engagements
"Dawsonville Pool Room sireen now just yelling "F--K" loud enough for the whole town to hear it"
X Link @nascarcasm 2025-10-19T19:25Z 281.1K followers, 19.4K engagements
"Major "F--- this I'm digging a hole back to New Zealand" energy #NASCAR"
X Link @nascarcasm 2025-10-19T20:34Z 281.1K followers, 14.9K engagements
"How the Philadelphia Eagles score touchdowns on the X yard line"
X Link @nascarcasm 2025-10-19T20:49Z 281.1K followers, 11.3K engagements
"I am as nervous as one of Taylor Swift's exes the night before she drops a new album #NASCAR #Talladega"
X Link @nascarcasm 2025-10-19T21:41Z 281.1K followers, 8289 engagements
"Alex Bowman leaving the house party before the cops show up"
X Link @nascarcasm 2025-10-19T21:53Z 281.1K followers, 26.9K engagements
".@chasebriscoe WINS - IT IS TIME FOR THE HOOSIER-STATE TRADITION #NASCAR"
X Link @nascarcasm 2025-10-19T22:00Z 281.1K followers, 15.5K engagements
".@CHASEBRISCOE IS RACING FOR A CHAMPIONSHIP. .@COLTS ARE 5-1. .@IndianaFootball IS RANKED NO. X. Purdue .@NDFootball IS RANKED NO. XX. WHAT A TIME TO BE FROM INDIANA. #NASCAR"
X Link @nascarcasm 2025-10-19T22:17Z 281.1K followers, 18.6K engagements
"Look in his eyes and you can see Martinsville Logano loading"
X Link @nascarcasm 2025-10-19T22:26Z 281.1K followers, 25.7K engagements
"@AndyPKim @chasebriscoe I was actually thinking about that article - Colts are good IU Football is good. I'm actually pretty wrong"
X Link @nascarcasm 2025-10-19T22:35Z 281.1K followers, XXX engagements
"At @phoenixraceway I cannot recommend tuning in to the No. XX team's radio enough. Over the course of the race win or lose @james_small will basically be like Duolingo for Australian swear words. I cannot wait. #NASCAR"
X Link @nascarcasm 2025-10-20T00:54Z 281.1K followers, 12.9K engagements
"The volume at which my wife just screamed "WHY ARE WE NOT IN LAS VEGAS" was audible three states away. Once my eardrums heal I will explain because I didn't want to have to bail her out of a Las Vegas prison for the crime of "Attempted Leg-Humping Of A Celebrity." #NASCAR"
X Link @nascarcasm 2025-10-12T21:29Z 281.1K followers, 19.4K engagements
"Kudos for uttering only one swear word during that interview William. It deserved many more. #NASCAR #Restraint"
X Link @nascarcasm 2025-10-13T00:18Z 281.1K followers, 37.7K engagements
"Austin Hill can see the air"
X Link @nascarcasm 2025-10-18T22:40Z 281.1K followers, 10.9K engagements
"Here I am On the road again There I am On the stage Here I go Playin' star again There I go Kevin Lepage"
X Link @nascarcasm 2025-10-19T17:16Z 281.1K followers, 13.3K engagements
"If SVG wins at @TALLADEGA it would be monumental to the degree of us probably having to cede the state of Alabama to New Zealand"
X Link @nascarcasm 2025-10-19T18:45Z 281.1K followers, 12.8K engagements
"Chase Briscoe a young Amish kid from Nappanee Indiana formerly named Abner leaves the farm on his Rumspringa over a decade ago enters the modern world becomes fascinated with the combustion engine climbs the ranks and the rest is history. #NASCAR"
X Link @nascarcasm 2025-10-20T00:40Z 281.1K followers, 73.7K engagements
"I am very excited here's why. The wonderful folks at @TALLADEGA are shipping me a surprise item they found during the forthcoming "Left Behind" series. I have no idea what it is. All I know is that it smells bad. I'll share it with you when It arrives. #NASCAR"
X Link @nascarcasm 2025-10-20T19:35Z 281.1K followers, XX engagements
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