[GUEST ACCESS MODE: Data is scrambled or limited to provide examples. Make requests using your API key to unlock full data. Check https://lunarcrush.ai/auth for authentication information.] [@ArmedJ0y](/creator/twitter/ArmedJ0y) "People getting pissy at this are dumb lol. Dude did good he saved lives he was probably BALLIN on adrenaline and maybe hadn't trained enough or maybe just goofed up. We can watch this AFTER and learn so if we're ever in this situation we don't make the same mistake. It doesn't take away from what he did doesnt make him less brave and it worked out. Always time for lessons though"  [@ArmedJ0y](/creator/x/ArmedJ0y) on [X](/post/tweet/1949602450630926804) 2025-07-27 22:47:00 UTC 17.1K followers, 54.2K engagements "Working on a slop project. I need every gun meme you have. Boomer cringe tacticool doesn't matter. Hand um over"  [@ArmedJ0y](/creator/x/ArmedJ0y) on [X](/post/tweet/1947681594208072148) 2025-07-22 15:34:12 UTC 17.1K followers, 328.8K engagements "@ACRDevils @VideoGameGun Idk fuck it we get cool equipment matchups we'd never see. Ace Combat logic "waves hands""  [@ArmedJ0y](/creator/x/ArmedJ0y) on [X](/post/tweet/1948573717279256701) 2025-07-25 02:39:11 UTC 16.3K followers, 1670 engagements ""This story seems fake" Y'all just don't roll in any circles at all lol this is borderline tame for this crowd. I dated the daughter of a wealthy architect who designed most of the note-worthy modern buildings in Michigan. She was a crackhead during the week constantly on acid and molly on the weekend. We'd get invited to parties with the kids of senators and big business people and they were some of the wildest weirdest and often most gross parties I've ever been too. Her best friend was a XX year old gay dude who was the son of a Louisiana business mogul living in Chicago with like 8"  [@ArmedJ0y](/creator/x/ArmedJ0y) on [X](/post/tweet/1949229027190870050) 2025-07-26 22:03:09 UTC 17.1K followers, 19.8K engagements "Finally more interesting factions than "East vs. West""  [@ArmedJ0y](/creator/x/ArmedJ0y) on [X](/post/tweet/1948403696133390336) 2025-07-24 15:23:35 UTC 16.1K followers, XXX engagements "@TrenchM1941 You get it. Real life settings are heavily constrained by politics history and logic. However modern military equipment is cool. So make up a country that is basically identical uses the same equipment and do whatever the fuck you want with it"  [@ArmedJ0y](/creator/x/ArmedJ0y) on [X](/post/tweet/1948529405472768084) 2025-07-24 23:43:06 UTC 16.9K followers, 4900 engagements "Yeah what a fucking nightmare lol. Someone is getting sued to the ground over this. Everyone who uploaded shit like their DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE ID as verification is gonna get fucked at work today"  [@ArmedJ0y](/creator/x/ArmedJ0y) on [X](/post/tweet/1948819473055842719) 2025-07-25 18:55:44 UTC 16.9K followers, 4108 engagements ""He posted a video about a Sig going off I know nothing else about him I should follow right away" Go awayyyyyyyy"  [@ArmedJ0y](/creator/x/ArmedJ0y) on [X](/post/tweet/1949311425874210908) 2025-07-27 03:30:35 UTC 17.1K followers, 5687 engagements "@spikesguides It's like part that Part everyone dressed like they raided a TJ Maxx Part no one is ever wearing shoes"  [@ArmedJ0y](/creator/x/ArmedJ0y) on [X](/post/tweet/1948624984022073530) 2025-07-25 06:02:54 UTC 17.1K followers, 24.9K engagements "There are comparable and even better guns at comparable prices that do not have any of the drama or issues as the P320. Even if it were a straight coin flip that this is all media hysteria and bad luck why take the coin flip at all"  [@ArmedJ0y](/creator/x/ArmedJ0y) on [X](/post/tweet/1948100796731789404) 2025-07-23 19:19:58 UTC 16.9K followers, 3271 engagements "Good breakdown for everyone who is confused"  [@ArmedJ0y](/creator/x/ArmedJ0y) on [X](/post/tweet/1949268557034102902) 2025-07-27 00:40:14 UTC 17.1K followers, 403.5K engagements "The King is Watching is pretty cool strategy/kingdom management game"  [@ArmedJ0y](/creator/x/ArmedJ0y) on [X](/post/tweet/1949615860051485173) 2025-07-27 23:40:17 UTC 17.1K followers, 1011 engagements "Because if you think about it long enough you'll conclude that the logical endpoint of a person with unrestricted unlimited endless and constant use of the internet is a gay nazi"  [@ArmedJ0y](/creator/x/ArmedJ0y) on [X](/post/tweet/1935012184049733959) 2025-06-17 16:30:30 UTC 17K followers, 16.5K engagements "@tonyturbopoopie Yeah a slightly worn down holster and a nice angled smack on that slide its going off"  [@ArmedJ0y](/creator/x/ArmedJ0y) on [X](/post/tweet/1949240787578810637) 2025-07-26 22:49:53 UTC 17.1K followers, 13K engagements "No I am actually fucking begging for this. I've fought some variant of Germans/Russians for XX years in games give me weird alt history factions. Not terrorists no spy shit just straight modern warfare with made up countries/factions using modern equipment. Ace Combat style. COD Ghosts is still forever interesting in concept with the Federation they just did nothing with it"  [@ArmedJ0y](/creator/x/ArmedJ0y) on [X](/post/tweet/1948526366611136880) 2025-07-24 23:31:02 UTC 17K followers, 116.6K engagements "Colphne. Our favorite Neo-Soviet war criminal"  [@ArmedJ0y](/creator/x/ArmedJ0y) on [X](/post/tweet/1947794577735537004) 2025-07-22 23:03:10 UTC 17.1K followers, 7779 engagements "👀💧 Barely touching the trigger not even a MM of actuation on it and jiggling the slide makes it go off. NOT GREAT"  [@ArmedJ0y](/creator/x/ArmedJ0y) on [X](/post/tweet/1949232247942586546) 2025-07-26 22:15:57 UTC 17.1K followers, 5.7M engagements "SE Asian wars are always unintentionally comedic because it's a bunch of dudes dressed like your drunk uncle equipped weapons selected purely by RNG"  [@ArmedJ0y](/creator/x/ArmedJ0y) on [X](/post/tweet/1948623468347457862) 2025-07-25 05:56:53 UTC 17.1K followers, 783.9K engagements "I was aggressively gaslit by DNC types for a whole year that grocery prices in fact never went up and my eyes were lying to me"  [@ArmedJ0y](/creator/x/ArmedJ0y) on [X](/post/tweet/1948538921593491822) 2025-07-25 00:20:55 UTC 16.3K followers, XXX engagements "If you notice a foreign tourist in a Waffle House it is your American duty to start a fist fight to ensure they get the full experience"  [@ArmedJ0y](/creator/x/ArmedJ0y) on [X](/post/tweet/1934365587221995618) 2025-06-15 21:41:09 UTC 17.1K followers, 9.1M engagements "@kuuritac Ukraine is the peak example of that where you have US gun autists donating money to get custom built guns to Ukrainian gun autists. Meanwhile Boris over there is holding a AK74 that saw combat in Soviet Afghanistan"  [@ArmedJ0y](/creator/x/ArmedJ0y) on [X](/post/tweet/1948625450789458326) 2025-07-25 06:04:45 UTC 17K followers, 24K engagements "Ice Cube experiences alien invasion through Microsoft Teams:"  [@ArmedJ0y](/creator/x/ArmedJ0y) on [X](/post/tweet/1948580388185481233) 2025-07-25 03:05:42 UTC 17K followers, 2378 engagements "Welp RIP to everyone who downloaded that app. Not just selfies but government officials' IDs driver's licenses carry permits etc. You all need to be way more careful handing over your information to random shit on the app store"  [@ArmedJ0y](/creator/x/ArmedJ0y) on [X](/post/tweet/1948817706637295970) 2025-07-25 18:48:43 UTC 17.1K followers, 13K engagements "I am sure nothing weird will be done with this"  [@ArmedJ0y](/creator/x/ArmedJ0y) on [X](/post/tweet/1948150026355806268) 2025-07-23 22:35:35 UTC 16.1K followers, 8372 engagements "Already dealing with the Sig defense squad"  [@ArmedJ0y](/creator/x/ArmedJ0y) on [X](/post/tweet/1949247402310836407) 2025-07-26 23:16:10 UTC 17.1K followers, 17.7K engagements "Hey @sigsauerinc I will accept a brib. deal of cash and a free MPX to damage control for you. 😏"  [@ArmedJ0y](/creator/x/ArmedJ0y) on [X](/post/tweet/1949606776447308100) 2025-07-27 23:04:12 UTC 17.1K followers, 2059 engagements
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"People getting pissy at this are dumb lol. Dude did good he saved lives he was probably BALLIN on adrenaline and maybe hadn't trained enough or maybe just goofed up. We can watch this AFTER and learn so if we're ever in this situation we don't make the same mistake. It doesn't take away from what he did doesnt make him less brave and it worked out. Always time for lessons though" @ArmedJ0y on X 2025-07-27 22:47:00 UTC 17.1K followers, 54.2K engagements
"Working on a slop project. I need every gun meme you have. Boomer cringe tacticool doesn't matter. Hand um over" @ArmedJ0y on X 2025-07-22 15:34:12 UTC 17.1K followers, 328.8K engagements
"@ACRDevils @VideoGameGun Idk fuck it we get cool equipment matchups we'd never see. Ace Combat logic "waves hands"" @ArmedJ0y on X 2025-07-25 02:39:11 UTC 16.3K followers, 1670 engagements
""This story seems fake" Y'all just don't roll in any circles at all lol this is borderline tame for this crowd. I dated the daughter of a wealthy architect who designed most of the note-worthy modern buildings in Michigan. She was a crackhead during the week constantly on acid and molly on the weekend. We'd get invited to parties with the kids of senators and big business people and they were some of the wildest weirdest and often most gross parties I've ever been too. Her best friend was a XX year old gay dude who was the son of a Louisiana business mogul living in Chicago with like 8" @ArmedJ0y on X 2025-07-26 22:03:09 UTC 17.1K followers, 19.8K engagements
"Finally more interesting factions than "East vs. West"" @ArmedJ0y on X 2025-07-24 15:23:35 UTC 16.1K followers, XXX engagements
"@TrenchM1941 You get it. Real life settings are heavily constrained by politics history and logic. However modern military equipment is cool. So make up a country that is basically identical uses the same equipment and do whatever the fuck you want with it" @ArmedJ0y on X 2025-07-24 23:43:06 UTC 16.9K followers, 4900 engagements
"Yeah what a fucking nightmare lol. Someone is getting sued to the ground over this. Everyone who uploaded shit like their DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE ID as verification is gonna get fucked at work today" @ArmedJ0y on X 2025-07-25 18:55:44 UTC 16.9K followers, 4108 engagements
""He posted a video about a Sig going off I know nothing else about him I should follow right away" Go awayyyyyyyy" @ArmedJ0y on X 2025-07-27 03:30:35 UTC 17.1K followers, 5687 engagements
"@spikesguides It's like part that Part everyone dressed like they raided a TJ Maxx Part no one is ever wearing shoes" @ArmedJ0y on X 2025-07-25 06:02:54 UTC 17.1K followers, 24.9K engagements
"There are comparable and even better guns at comparable prices that do not have any of the drama or issues as the P320. Even if it were a straight coin flip that this is all media hysteria and bad luck why take the coin flip at all" @ArmedJ0y on X 2025-07-23 19:19:58 UTC 16.9K followers, 3271 engagements
"Good breakdown for everyone who is confused" @ArmedJ0y on X 2025-07-27 00:40:14 UTC 17.1K followers, 403.5K engagements
"The King is Watching is pretty cool strategy/kingdom management game" @ArmedJ0y on X 2025-07-27 23:40:17 UTC 17.1K followers, 1011 engagements
"Because if you think about it long enough you'll conclude that the logical endpoint of a person with unrestricted unlimited endless and constant use of the internet is a gay nazi" @ArmedJ0y on X 2025-06-17 16:30:30 UTC 17K followers, 16.5K engagements
"@tonyturbopoopie Yeah a slightly worn down holster and a nice angled smack on that slide its going off" @ArmedJ0y on X 2025-07-26 22:49:53 UTC 17.1K followers, 13K engagements
"No I am actually fucking begging for this. I've fought some variant of Germans/Russians for XX years in games give me weird alt history factions. Not terrorists no spy shit just straight modern warfare with made up countries/factions using modern equipment. Ace Combat style. COD Ghosts is still forever interesting in concept with the Federation they just did nothing with it" @ArmedJ0y on X 2025-07-24 23:31:02 UTC 17K followers, 116.6K engagements
"Colphne. Our favorite Neo-Soviet war criminal" @ArmedJ0y on X 2025-07-22 23:03:10 UTC 17.1K followers, 7779 engagements
"👀💧 Barely touching the trigger not even a MM of actuation on it and jiggling the slide makes it go off. NOT GREAT" @ArmedJ0y on X 2025-07-26 22:15:57 UTC 17.1K followers, 5.7M engagements
"SE Asian wars are always unintentionally comedic because it's a bunch of dudes dressed like your drunk uncle equipped weapons selected purely by RNG" @ArmedJ0y on X 2025-07-25 05:56:53 UTC 17.1K followers, 783.9K engagements
"I was aggressively gaslit by DNC types for a whole year that grocery prices in fact never went up and my eyes were lying to me" @ArmedJ0y on X 2025-07-25 00:20:55 UTC 16.3K followers, XXX engagements
"If you notice a foreign tourist in a Waffle House it is your American duty to start a fist fight to ensure they get the full experience" @ArmedJ0y on X 2025-06-15 21:41:09 UTC 17.1K followers, 9.1M engagements
"@kuuritac Ukraine is the peak example of that where you have US gun autists donating money to get custom built guns to Ukrainian gun autists. Meanwhile Boris over there is holding a AK74 that saw combat in Soviet Afghanistan" @ArmedJ0y on X 2025-07-25 06:04:45 UTC 17K followers, 24K engagements
"Ice Cube experiences alien invasion through Microsoft Teams:" @ArmedJ0y on X 2025-07-25 03:05:42 UTC 17K followers, 2378 engagements
"Welp RIP to everyone who downloaded that app. Not just selfies but government officials' IDs driver's licenses carry permits etc. You all need to be way more careful handing over your information to random shit on the app store" @ArmedJ0y on X 2025-07-25 18:48:43 UTC 17.1K followers, 13K engagements
"I am sure nothing weird will be done with this" @ArmedJ0y on X 2025-07-23 22:35:35 UTC 16.1K followers, 8372 engagements
"Already dealing with the Sig defense squad" @ArmedJ0y on X 2025-07-26 23:16:10 UTC 17.1K followers, 17.7K engagements
"Hey @sigsauerinc I will accept a brib. deal of cash and a free MPX to damage control for you. 😏" @ArmedJ0y on X 2025-07-27 23:04:12 UTC 17.1K followers, 2059 engagements
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