[GUEST ACCESS MODE: Data is scrambled or limited to provide examples. Make requests using your API key to unlock full data. Check https://lunarcrush.ai/auth for authentication information.] [@hkuppy](/creator/twitter/hkuppy) "Welp There goes the long end If youre gonna panic make sure you panic first. Think we lose the whole banking sector due to this 50bps fckup. You thought $SIVB was bad That was meant to be a wakeup call" [X Link](https://x.com/hkuppy/status/1836480398513090591) [@hkuppy](/creator/x/hkuppy) 2024-09-18T19:00Z 165K followers, 88.5K engagements "25 years ago this was called round-tripping and was considered illegal. After investors suffer $trillions in losses it will probably be considered illegal again" [X Link](https://x.com/hkuppy/status/1975335347602264403) [@hkuppy](/creator/x/hkuppy) 2025-10-06T23:00Z 165K followers, 547K engagements "The Fed called out the big guns to kill gold🤣" [X Link](https://x.com/hkuppy/status/1976339009917071733) [@hkuppy](/creator/x/hkuppy) 2025-10-09T17:28Z 165K followers, 148K engagements "$NVDA green/oil red" [X Link](https://x.com/hkuppy/status/1976615152868106337) [@hkuppy](/creator/x/hkuppy) 2025-10-10T11:45Z 165K followers, 46.2K engagements "Looking at $AFRM and $UPST. Anyone hearing anything about the guacamole tranche of the early vintage burrito securitizations 🤣🤣" [X Link](https://x.com/hkuppy/status/1976741309571539025) [@hkuppy](/creator/x/hkuppy) 2025-10-10T20:07Z 165K followers, 15.9K engagements "What do they call a Fartcoin margin call🤣🤣" [X Link](https://x.com/hkuppy/status/1976788369809039736) [@hkuppy](/creator/x/hkuppy) 2025-10-10T23:14Z 165K followers, 81.8K engagements "If your asset class cannot survive a X% pullback in markets it doesnt sound like future of money" [X Link](https://x.com/hkuppy/status/1977392164091916422) [@hkuppy](/creator/x/hkuppy) 2025-10-12T15:13Z 165K followers, 103.9K engagements "Been a tough year as a guy whos long value/sometimes short Ponzi and sitting on lots of cash. Glad to say were up double-digits (finally)" [X Link](https://x.com/hkuppy/status/1977865396846817342) [@hkuppy](/creator/x/hkuppy) 2025-10-13T22:33Z 165K followers, 150.2K engagements "Chatted with my buddy @GeorgeGammon We covered a bunch of topics with a focus on AI. Then we discuss some current investment holdings of mine. Tune in👇👇" [X Link](https://x.com/hkuppy/status/1977909087540015330) [@hkuppy](/creator/x/hkuppy) 2025-10-14T01:27Z 165K followers, 50.4K engagements "@justinvanhoozer If anyone has built tropical infrastructure Id love to know if they have any pointers. The wood rots fast but holds the terraces in place from rain until the roots take. Want to know if theres a better way. Weve survived a hurricane on one terrace but was only a Cat 1" [X Link](https://x.com/hkuppy/status/1979955934660358458) [@hkuppy](/creator/x/hkuppy) 2025-10-19T17:00Z 165K followers, 1385 engagements "@Kallang22 Bummer. We are in Oman all week then Dubai and then Hong Kong" [X Link](https://x.com/hkuppy/status/1979958806005342349) [@hkuppy](/creator/x/hkuppy) 2025-10-19T17:12Z 165K followers, XXX engagements "@RawBooty2 @justinvanhoozer Need mine taller still. Vines take over the wire. So is really time intensive to maintain" [X Link](https://x.com/hkuppy/status/1979963404543828396) [@hkuppy](/creator/x/hkuppy) 2025-10-19T17:30Z 165K followers, XXX engagements "Were about to learn that weve been in a recession for over a year and its all been a liquidity fueled AI bubble" [X Link](https://x.com/hkuppy/status/1962930411882893388) [@hkuppy](/creator/x/hkuppy) 2025-09-02T17:27Z 165K followers, 161.9K engagements "I think the Great Bear Market of 2026 is finally underway. Im so embarrassed to admit how chunky my US Treasury long is. Makes me sick to even think about it.🤢🤮" [X Link](https://x.com/hkuppy/status/1978095309717696661) [@hkuppy](/creator/x/hkuppy) 2025-10-14T13:47Z 165K followers, 260.4K engagements "Think I figured out why gold goes up every day. Listen to this👇👇 W-O-W" [X Link](https://x.com/hkuppy/status/1978846179048800706) [@hkuppy](/creator/x/hkuppy) 2025-10-16T15:31Z 165K followers, 230.4K engagements "The purple-haired 400lb drama student now needs AI to put $X worth of coffee into a cup🤷♂🤷♂" [X Link](https://x.com/hkuppy/status/1979575856310993289) [@hkuppy](/creator/x/hkuppy) 2025-10-18T15:50Z 165K followers, 71.2K engagements "Made it to Muscat Oman. Whos around" [X Link](https://x.com/hkuppy/status/1979916498513564102) [@hkuppy](/creator/x/hkuppy) 2025-10-19T14:24Z 165K followers, 29.1K engagements "Gonna be funny when China wins at AI too" [X Link](https://x.com/hkuppy/status/1979970227531362311) [@hkuppy](/creator/x/hkuppy) 2025-10-19T17:57Z 165K followers, 128.9K engagements "Royal Opera House in Muscat Oman Amazing what they built👇👇" [X Link](https://x.com/hkuppy/status/1980617086830567814) [@hkuppy](/creator/x/hkuppy) 2025-10-21T12:48Z 165K followers, 24.1K engagements "Typical Day as a Hedge Fund PM 6:00 - Wake up check what Trump tariffed overnight. Cambodia up +200% Paraguay -X% (they said thanks). 6:05 - Brew some coffee. 6:10 - Trump tweets that the laws are rigged since he cannot tariff Arizona. Mentally scroll the portfolio for exposure 6:15 - Check what happened in Asia and Europe. 6:22 - Trump announces that hot dogs will join the food pyramid. Bans hot dog exports. Fortunately our book dodged that one. 6:30 - Drink some coffee talk to wife pray Trump will spend the morning golfing so I can do some actual work. 6:31 - Trump announces that oil at $65" [X Link](https://x.com/hkuppy/status/1953257568865751059) [@hkuppy](/creator/x/hkuppy) 2025-08-07T00:51Z 165K followers, 770.8K engagements "I remember when $CSCO and $LU lent $ billions to customers who couldnt afford networking equipment back in 2000. Worked great for them😂" [X Link](https://x.com/hkuppy/status/1970161127440126355) [@hkuppy](/creator/x/hkuppy) 2025-09-22T16:19Z 165K followers, 75.9K engagements "This is one of the most important charts in finance. You guys are trading nominals but as investors we need to care more about real returns. There arent actually any real returns in index products. Gold is the scorekeeper" [X Link](https://x.com/hkuppy/status/1974285142693982326) [@hkuppy](/creator/x/hkuppy) 2025-10-04T01:27Z 165K followers, 226.8K engagements "Let me summarize Trump can let Main Street win or pump stocks not both. Xi realizes that Trump is going to side with Wall St vs. Main Street. Hence Xi has all the leverage now👇👇" [X Link](https://x.com/hkuppy/status/1978437822047519097) [@hkuppy](/creator/x/hkuppy) 2025-10-15T12:28Z 165K followers, 110.9K engagements "@CapitalPatel Check my numbers bro. Im doing fine" [X Link](https://x.com/hkuppy/status/1978438114386317476) [@hkuppy](/creator/x/hkuppy) 2025-10-15T12:29Z 165K followers, 7396 engagements "Why stop at 5x" [X Link](https://x.com/hkuppy/status/1978438997354369285) [@hkuppy](/creator/x/hkuppy) 2025-10-15T12:33Z 165K followers, 34.2K engagements "$NVDA green/oil red" [X Link](https://x.com/hkuppy/status/1978477537966592482) [@hkuppy](/creator/x/hkuppy) 2025-10-15T15:06Z 165K followers, 38.4K engagements "Amazing business bro Now lets add financial leverage🤣" [X Link](https://x.com/hkuppy/status/1978481954912645271) [@hkuppy](/creator/x/hkuppy) 2025-10-15T15:23Z 165K followers, 70.7K engagements "Were re-posting segments from our KEDM Happy Hour with @roojoo3 Go to and take a free trial. See what youre missing👇👇" [X Link](https://x.com/hkuppy/status/1978981683618611266) [@hkuppy](/creator/x/hkuppy) 2025-10-17T00:29Z 165K followers, 22.9K engagements "Took less than a day for the most recent $ORCL pump to get reversed. Feels like the AI bros are starting to realize that the big numbers are all make believe" [X Link](https://x.com/hkuppy/status/1979192472048750996) [@hkuppy](/creator/x/hkuppy) 2025-10-17T14:27Z 165K followers, 24.7K engagements "Did $JOE hire this Mamdani guy Hes gonna bubble up Florida real estate" [X Link](https://x.com/hkuppy/status/1979562262261104755) [@hkuppy](/creator/x/hkuppy) 2025-10-18T14:56Z 165K followers, 30.3K engagements "@AllVentured In Oman drinking real coffee. World of difference" [X Link](https://x.com/hkuppy/status/1979942462987927791) [@hkuppy](/creator/x/hkuppy) 2025-10-19T16:07Z 165K followers, XXX engagements "These guys are drunk on zeroes. Where is the revenue How does anyone make money at this" [X Link](https://x.com/hkuppy/status/1980024773494403290) [@hkuppy](/creator/x/hkuppy) 2025-10-19T21:34Z 165K followers, 123.6K engagements "Whoaaa Its already peaking -XX% comps on usage per DAU. This isnt short-sellers slamming AI. This is tech bros (ohh and the economics suck too) ChatGPT's mobile app is seeing slowing download growth and daily use analysis shows TechCrunch" [X Link](https://x.com/hkuppy/status/1980255611771297970) [@hkuppy](/creator/x/hkuppy) 2025-10-20T12:51Z 165K followers, 38K engagements "DeSantis needs to build a wall. All these NYC refugees are going to ruin Miami" [X Link](https://x.com/hkuppy/status/1980366285272936878) [@hkuppy](/creator/x/hkuppy) 2025-10-20T20:11Z 165K followers, 39K engagements "If you are ever in Birkat al Mouz Oman go for the stewed goat (Al Sufra Restaurant) @MiamKitty @SchrodingersAlt @judahrhodie" [X Link](https://x.com/hkuppy/status/1980934269104222641) [@hkuppy](/creator/x/hkuppy) 2025-10-22T09:48Z 165K followers, 11.8K engagements
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@hkuppy
"Welp There goes the long end If youre gonna panic make sure you panic first. Think we lose the whole banking sector due to this 50bps fckup. You thought $SIVB was bad That was meant to be a wakeup call"
X Link @hkuppy 2024-09-18T19:00Z 165K followers, 88.5K engagements
"25 years ago this was called round-tripping and was considered illegal. After investors suffer $trillions in losses it will probably be considered illegal again"
X Link @hkuppy 2025-10-06T23:00Z 165K followers, 547K engagements
"The Fed called out the big guns to kill gold🤣"
X Link @hkuppy 2025-10-09T17:28Z 165K followers, 148K engagements
"$NVDA green/oil red"
X Link @hkuppy 2025-10-10T11:45Z 165K followers, 46.2K engagements
"Looking at $AFRM and $UPST. Anyone hearing anything about the guacamole tranche of the early vintage burrito securitizations 🤣🤣"
X Link @hkuppy 2025-10-10T20:07Z 165K followers, 15.9K engagements
"What do they call a Fartcoin margin call🤣🤣"
X Link @hkuppy 2025-10-10T23:14Z 165K followers, 81.8K engagements
"If your asset class cannot survive a X% pullback in markets it doesnt sound like future of money"
X Link @hkuppy 2025-10-12T15:13Z 165K followers, 103.9K engagements
"Been a tough year as a guy whos long value/sometimes short Ponzi and sitting on lots of cash. Glad to say were up double-digits (finally)"
X Link @hkuppy 2025-10-13T22:33Z 165K followers, 150.2K engagements
"Chatted with my buddy @GeorgeGammon We covered a bunch of topics with a focus on AI. Then we discuss some current investment holdings of mine. Tune in👇👇"
X Link @hkuppy 2025-10-14T01:27Z 165K followers, 50.4K engagements
"@justinvanhoozer If anyone has built tropical infrastructure Id love to know if they have any pointers. The wood rots fast but holds the terraces in place from rain until the roots take. Want to know if theres a better way. Weve survived a hurricane on one terrace but was only a Cat 1"
X Link @hkuppy 2025-10-19T17:00Z 165K followers, 1385 engagements
"@Kallang22 Bummer. We are in Oman all week then Dubai and then Hong Kong"
X Link @hkuppy 2025-10-19T17:12Z 165K followers, XXX engagements
"@RawBooty2 @justinvanhoozer Need mine taller still. Vines take over the wire. So is really time intensive to maintain"
X Link @hkuppy 2025-10-19T17:30Z 165K followers, XXX engagements
"Were about to learn that weve been in a recession for over a year and its all been a liquidity fueled AI bubble"
X Link @hkuppy 2025-09-02T17:27Z 165K followers, 161.9K engagements
"I think the Great Bear Market of 2026 is finally underway. Im so embarrassed to admit how chunky my US Treasury long is. Makes me sick to even think about it.🤢🤮"
X Link @hkuppy 2025-10-14T13:47Z 165K followers, 260.4K engagements
"Think I figured out why gold goes up every day. Listen to this👇👇 W-O-W"
X Link @hkuppy 2025-10-16T15:31Z 165K followers, 230.4K engagements
"The purple-haired 400lb drama student now needs AI to put $X worth of coffee into a cup🤷♂🤷♂"
X Link @hkuppy 2025-10-18T15:50Z 165K followers, 71.2K engagements
"Made it to Muscat Oman. Whos around"
X Link @hkuppy 2025-10-19T14:24Z 165K followers, 29.1K engagements
"Gonna be funny when China wins at AI too"
X Link @hkuppy 2025-10-19T17:57Z 165K followers, 128.9K engagements
"Royal Opera House in Muscat Oman Amazing what they built👇👇"
X Link @hkuppy 2025-10-21T12:48Z 165K followers, 24.1K engagements
"Typical Day as a Hedge Fund PM 6:00 - Wake up check what Trump tariffed overnight. Cambodia up +200% Paraguay -X% (they said thanks). 6:05 - Brew some coffee. 6:10 - Trump tweets that the laws are rigged since he cannot tariff Arizona. Mentally scroll the portfolio for exposure 6:15 - Check what happened in Asia and Europe. 6:22 - Trump announces that hot dogs will join the food pyramid. Bans hot dog exports. Fortunately our book dodged that one. 6:30 - Drink some coffee talk to wife pray Trump will spend the morning golfing so I can do some actual work. 6:31 - Trump announces that oil at $65"
X Link @hkuppy 2025-08-07T00:51Z 165K followers, 770.8K engagements
"I remember when $CSCO and $LU lent $ billions to customers who couldnt afford networking equipment back in 2000. Worked great for them😂"
X Link @hkuppy 2025-09-22T16:19Z 165K followers, 75.9K engagements
"This is one of the most important charts in finance. You guys are trading nominals but as investors we need to care more about real returns. There arent actually any real returns in index products. Gold is the scorekeeper"
X Link @hkuppy 2025-10-04T01:27Z 165K followers, 226.8K engagements
"Let me summarize Trump can let Main Street win or pump stocks not both. Xi realizes that Trump is going to side with Wall St vs. Main Street. Hence Xi has all the leverage now👇👇"
X Link @hkuppy 2025-10-15T12:28Z 165K followers, 110.9K engagements
"@CapitalPatel Check my numbers bro. Im doing fine"
X Link @hkuppy 2025-10-15T12:29Z 165K followers, 7396 engagements
"Why stop at 5x"
X Link @hkuppy 2025-10-15T12:33Z 165K followers, 34.2K engagements
"$NVDA green/oil red"
X Link @hkuppy 2025-10-15T15:06Z 165K followers, 38.4K engagements
"Amazing business bro Now lets add financial leverage🤣"
X Link @hkuppy 2025-10-15T15:23Z 165K followers, 70.7K engagements
"Were re-posting segments from our KEDM Happy Hour with @roojoo3 Go to and take a free trial. See what youre missing👇👇"
X Link @hkuppy 2025-10-17T00:29Z 165K followers, 22.9K engagements
"Took less than a day for the most recent $ORCL pump to get reversed. Feels like the AI bros are starting to realize that the big numbers are all make believe"
X Link @hkuppy 2025-10-17T14:27Z 165K followers, 24.7K engagements
"Did $JOE hire this Mamdani guy Hes gonna bubble up Florida real estate"
X Link @hkuppy 2025-10-18T14:56Z 165K followers, 30.3K engagements
"@AllVentured In Oman drinking real coffee. World of difference"
X Link @hkuppy 2025-10-19T16:07Z 165K followers, XXX engagements
"These guys are drunk on zeroes. Where is the revenue How does anyone make money at this"
X Link @hkuppy 2025-10-19T21:34Z 165K followers, 123.6K engagements
"Whoaaa Its already peaking -XX% comps on usage per DAU. This isnt short-sellers slamming AI. This is tech bros (ohh and the economics suck too) ChatGPT's mobile app is seeing slowing download growth and daily use analysis shows TechCrunch"
X Link @hkuppy 2025-10-20T12:51Z 165K followers, 38K engagements
"DeSantis needs to build a wall. All these NYC refugees are going to ruin Miami"
X Link @hkuppy 2025-10-20T20:11Z 165K followers, 39K engagements
"If you are ever in Birkat al Mouz Oman go for the stewed goat (Al Sufra Restaurant) @MiamKitty @SchrodingersAlt @judahrhodie"
X Link @hkuppy 2025-10-22T09:48Z 165K followers, 11.8K engagements
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