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[@clammywynette1](/creator/twitter/clammywynette1)
"If you were thinking about buying some If this tea dont bother its fucking wank"  
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"@SteveTenninehxc Whats wrong with my pussy wagon"  
![@clammywynette1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1521530456201641986.png) [@clammywynette1](/creator/x/clammywynette1) on [X](/post/tweet/1947691375291425129) 2025-07-22 16:13:04 UTC 8021 followers, XX engagements


"@elbow112 Id be dancing with them just not with that man in leggings"  
![@clammywynette1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1521530456201641986.png) [@clammywynette1](/creator/x/clammywynette1) on [X](/post/tweet/1947977976680726928) 2025-07-23 11:11:55 UTC 8046 followers, XXX engagements


"You can see where this is heading cant you Ignore the fact it looks like a laundry"  
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"At work when I buy anything using my works card I have to take a pic of the receipt and upload it to an app which goes to accounts. I bought an Amazon gift card and took my pic and sent it. Didnt realise this was at the bottom 😬"  
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"Its going to be a long day. XXXX and Im up and the washing is on. I woke up at XXXX to my son cooking a full fucking meal ( judging by the pots) and making enough noise to wake the road. (Twat) I predict a nap Happy Tuesday 🥱"  
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"@rebecca_morgan @CarlBovisNature I know it. We didnt go there we went to this place Reserva de la Bisfera Sian Ka'an"  
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"How is anyone meant to sleep tonight Im going to bed with a bag of ice and the tomato puree Samuel sprat just keeps lying about like this on carpet though rather than the cold tiles we have downstairs"  
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"The shoe sniffer is back And hes found a spot as Ive taken a pair of shoes out so now hes lay down amongst them"  
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"As soon as I get in my knickers are going in the bin I cant keep them up Im hoping Ive lost a few pounds and thats why"  
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"@mick_kettle @davidsupercat No Ive been at work and this is a post about cats feets not my baking. 😬"  
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"Me and the work bestie are sorting this shit out. We have our bosses boss coming tomorrow 😩"  
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"Made these big chicken ham and leek pastry/pasty/bake type affairs for dinner. My son looked disgusted when I told him hes now having seconds. Why are kids such twats at times"  
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"Just seen a grown man in cars crocs. My vagina is so dry its like the Sahara desert"  
![@clammywynette1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1521530456201641986.png) [@clammywynette1](/creator/x/clammywynette1) on [X](/post/tweet/1945160164329333033) 2025-07-15 16:34:57 UTC 8058 followers, 4911 engagements


"A man just knocked at my door thrust X bags of McDonalds at me and left. My son is fast asleep and Ive not ordered anything. X bacon rolls X hash browns X orange juice I hope its my next door neighbours as theyre right cunts. Shame I dont like McDonalds"  
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"@pipsy80 Nah its gonna piss down all day Im gonna get high and make sausage rolls and I got some cheap double cream and Im gonna make butter in the Kitchenaid x"  
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"My sons just got home and hes absolutely wankered. Hes been chatting to some Severn Trent men on the way home Annie is not present 🙌🏼"  
![@clammywynette1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1521530456201641986.png) [@clammywynette1](/creator/x/clammywynette1) on [X](/post/tweet/1945978732461625639) 2025-07-17 22:47:39 UTC 8050 followers, 5582 engagements


"My very rustic looking (uneven) sausage rolls"  
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"Ive got a new fanny dryer outer This is a worse ick than the cars crocs Men: do not wear dungarees ever 🤮"  
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"Ive just been to Lidl for lollies and I honestly contemplated taking my clothes off and lying naked in the fruit and veg aisle. Underboob sweat is off the scale today"  
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"@elbow112 What festival is it do you know"  
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"My mum is dancing to Bob Marley its XXXX I can see how this is going to end My sons going to Nottingham with his mates tonight and Im gonna be pushing Mammy Clammy up the stairs to bed"  
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"@rebecca_morgan @CarlBovisNature Oh its unreal but you have to go in a big jeep kinda thing. The road isnt a road and its X hours but its so worth it. As soon as we got there we saw dolphins and baby dolphins and sea turtles and a crocodile. Then we had lunch with the locals"  
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"When men send you a dm and they get your name wrong or ask you if you had a good time at the concert you didnt go to last night. Be fucking better at messaging multiple women Morning"  
![@clammywynette1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1521530456201641986.png) [@clammywynette1](/creator/x/clammywynette1) on [X](/post/tweet/1945761858796781859) 2025-07-17 08:25:52 UTC 8056 followers, 13.6K engagements


"Afternoon folks I wore my dress that blows up in the wind today so Im not going out for lunch for fear of flashing my arse to derby city centre. Hope youre all having a good day 😘"  
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"@DaveBar23804336 I do. Apart from the fake tan on my legs but the Jo Malone masks it"  
![@clammywynette1 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1521530456201641986.png) [@clammywynette1](/creator/x/clammywynette1) on [X](/post/tweet/1947735223292080137) 2025-07-22 19:07:19 UTC 8060 followers, XXX engagements