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[@sailaunderscore](/creator/twitter/sailaunderscore)
"Working a fake job seems like a dream but it will actually slowly kill you. The cognitive dissonance between getting a paycheck every month on time and feeling like you're providing no value will destroy your moral compass. Ensouled individuals will realize this and engage in creative destruction to free themselves"  
[X Link](https://x.com/sailaunderscore/status/1975054674295181332) [@sailaunderscore](/creator/x/sailaunderscore) 2025-10-06T04:25Z 27.5K followers, 976.5K engagements


"When youre in Romania and run a prostitution ring the women around you are homegrown stupid. Beyond the exileds palaces women have to emulate the natural-born ditziness of a young Croatian girl who has been human-trafficked. Baudrillard writes about this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/sailaunderscore/status/1978285357452984651) [@sailaunderscore](/creator/x/sailaunderscore) 2025-10-15T02:22Z 27.5K followers, 16.4K engagements


"This is kind of like how living in New York City you have to pay $XX for strawberries that taste like something but in rural Bulgaria they just grow on the side of the road"  
[X Link](https://x.com/sailaunderscore/status/1978290078104383563) [@sailaunderscore](/creator/x/sailaunderscore) 2025-10-15T02:41Z 27.5K followers, 1695 engagements


"Amazing to see some of these corporate twitters some lone intern manning the towers alone. X like. X like. X like. X likes. X like. A quiet discipline to it. He keeps the watch desolate alone. Only him. A silent honor binds him"  
[X Link](https://x.com/sailaunderscore/status/1979690887136604296) [@sailaunderscore](/creator/x/sailaunderscore) 2025-10-18T23:27Z 27.5K followers, 342.5K engagements


"@georgecursor Fuck you Im allowed to wear my grey sweats with the briefs sticking out barely over the top and no-shirt. Im allowed to lounge provocatively with slightly beaded sweat. Im allowed to get a quick pump going before I leave the apartment"  
[X Link](https://x.com/sailaunderscore/status/1980075244753981728) [@sailaunderscore](/creator/x/sailaunderscore) 2025-10-20T00:55Z 27.5K followers, 183.9K engagements


"It's time to cultivate high-quality replyguys again"  
[X Link](https://x.com/sailaunderscore/status/1977087329719456036) [@sailaunderscore](/creator/x/sailaunderscore) 2025-10-11T19:02Z 27.5K followers, 155.4K engagements


"We need Super Fascism for architecture. Totalitarian regime beyond anything seen in history. Every street should at least look as nice as Madrid and Paris. We could make this a mundane experience"  
[X Link](https://x.com/sailaunderscore/status/1979210201694679248) [@sailaunderscore](/creator/x/sailaunderscore) 2025-10-17T15:37Z 27.5K followers, 217.6K engagements


"Pigs are weird for me. Clearly ensouled when they are children but once they mature past a certain age they appear to lose it. Nothing where there once was something. I don't feel bad about killing a hog. Killing a piglet -- a travesty"  
[X Link](https://x.com/sailaunderscore/status/1979750078022816125) [@sailaunderscore](/creator/x/sailaunderscore) 2025-10-19T03:22Z 27.5K followers, 53K engagements


"I am semi-unironically convinced Avi Schiffmann is involved in a great performance art piece wherein he burns 2-10 million dollars in VC money to teach is that the friends we were looking for are the friends we made along the way. or something to that effect"  
[X Link](https://x.com/sailaunderscore/status/1980070981310845050) [@sailaunderscore](/creator/x/sailaunderscore) 2025-10-20T00:38Z 27.5K followers, 133.6K engagements


"Hot take: Instead of taxing you the government should give you free money. Also no inflation. Also without exploitation of a underclass. Also they should create beautiful art everyone likes. Also everyone should be nice. Also everyone should be happy. Anyone disagree"  
[X Link](https://x.com/sailaunderscore/status/1981090108527788514) [@sailaunderscore](/creator/x/sailaunderscore) 2025-10-22T20:07Z 27.5K followers, 23K engagements


"BATEMAN: Stancils early posting was a little too libtard for my taste. But when The Will Stancil Show came out in '25 I think he really came into his own commercially and artistically. The era has a creative crisp feeling and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives it a big boost. He's been compared to Noah Smith but I think Stancil has a far more bitter cynical sense of humor"  
[X Link](https://x.com/sailaunderscore/status/1981514304844361962) [@sailaunderscore](/creator/x/sailaunderscore) 2025-10-24T00:13Z 27.5K followers, 70.7K engagements


"how the fuck am i supposed to consistently down XXX grams of protein every single day without structuring my entire life around this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/sailaunderscore/status/1892022316172755162) [@sailaunderscore](/creator/x/sailaunderscore) 2025-02-19T01:24Z 27.5K followers, 16.2M engagements


""I hate Assad and he has killed thousands in mass graves." "That's not true I know that's not true who told you that" "No one I made it up. How did you know I was lying" "I didn't I was also lying.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/sailaunderscore/status/1977096984977981912) [@sailaunderscore](/creator/x/sailaunderscore) 2025-10-11T19:40Z 27.4K followers, 234.7K engagements


"Where are my Key Opinion Followers"  
[X Link](https://x.com/sailaunderscore/status/1977474856674586881) [@sailaunderscore](/creator/x/sailaunderscore) 2025-10-12T20:42Z 27.5K followers, 3945 engagements


"You don't see people realizing that Gigachad also known as Ernest Khalimov is a real person anymore. Little bits of internet lore like this used to be well known you'd expect him to be picked up by a serious agency. Doesn't happen"  
[X Link](https://x.com/sailaunderscore/status/1978174467030597890) [@sailaunderscore](/creator/x/sailaunderscore) 2025-10-14T19:02Z 27.5K followers, 37.2K engagements


"Joining the young republicans club and getting really disappointed when they talk about things like optimal tax policy and supply-side economics and dont just constantly post Hitler edits"  
[X Link](https://x.com/sailaunderscore/status/1978309342328688804) [@sailaunderscore](/creator/x/sailaunderscore) 2025-10-15T03:57Z 27.5K followers, 5431 engagements


"This girl is an online whore who is dressed just between the boundary of what is acceptable in-real-life and what is clearly whore-coded. People are staring because it's disgraceful not because they're jealous. They might also be jealous but that's tangential"  
[X Link](https://x.com/sailaunderscore/status/1979969946756001974) [@sailaunderscore](/creator/x/sailaunderscore) 2025-10-19T17:56Z 27.5K followers, 66.6K engagements


"I'm semi-convinced the Louvre Heist is a publicity stunt by the French Ministry of Tourism"  
[X Link](https://x.com/sailaunderscore/status/1980235408765239587) [@sailaunderscore](/creator/x/sailaunderscore) 2025-10-20T11:31Z 27.4K followers, 8968 engagements


"I've always been a "happy birthday" in the DMs person it seems insincere and it's also just one more in the bunch when it's said in a group chat. It's not that big of a deal but I'm very exacting about these sorts of thing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/sailaunderscore/status/1980339202366886092) [@sailaunderscore](/creator/x/sailaunderscore) 2025-10-20T18:23Z 27.4K followers, 6754 engagements


"OpenAI is building an investment banker killer but the bigger news is they have somehow found people willing to get $150/hour for the work of training it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/sailaunderscore/status/1980696856226079143) [@sailaunderscore](/creator/x/sailaunderscore) 2025-10-21T18:05Z 27.5K followers, 4795 engagements


"They should consider scrapping the project and just doing human resources for the investment banks directly"  
[X Link](https://x.com/sailaunderscore/status/1980696858965213689) [@sailaunderscore](/creator/x/sailaunderscore) 2025-10-21T18:05Z 27.5K followers, 1810 engagements


"I would recognize you in total darkness were you muted and I blocked. I would recognize you on another timeline entirely on different alts in different times and I would love you in all of this until the very last replyguy burnt out into oblivion"  
[X Link](https://x.com/sailaunderscore/status/1980795193512325399) [@sailaunderscore](/creator/x/sailaunderscore) 2025-10-22T00:35Z 27.4K followers, 3190 engagements


"@micsolana Miami does not appear to be run by lunatics. But fundamentally mayors don't have much power nowadays used to be you could get a lot done in government not anymore"  
[X Link](https://x.com/sailaunderscore/status/1980798959741485338) [@sailaunderscore](/creator/x/sailaunderscore) 2025-10-22T00:50Z 27.4K followers, XXX engagements


"#forgottencoldhealing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/sailaunderscore/status/1980807315184812424) [@sailaunderscore](/creator/x/sailaunderscore) 2025-10-22T01:24Z 27.5K followers, 4464 engagements


"Huge ratio. Biggest political shift that will happen in the next X years is explicit pro/anti-gerontocratic alignment"  
[X Link](https://x.com/sailaunderscore/status/1981025441306538288) [@sailaunderscore](/creator/x/sailaunderscore) 2025-10-22T15:50Z 27.5K followers, 11.6K engagements


"@nearcyan @a16z I think that's great"  
[X Link](https://x.com/sailaunderscore/status/1981477323560874341) [@sailaunderscore](/creator/x/sailaunderscore) 2025-10-23T21:46Z 27.5K followers, XXX engagements


"There's a woman ovulating in my building. She hasn't done anything to me yet but I can hear her breathing down my spine when I enter the elevator I can feel her frame heaving up and down with primal hunger. I can tell she is stalking me like prey. She hasn't done anything to me yet though so I can't call the police. I know she's thinking about sinking her nails into my flesh and biting my shoulder but I can't call the police. Because she hasn't done anything to me yet. So I can't do anything about it. She's saying "hiii" to me with way way way too many "i"s at the end she's lingering around"  
[X Link](https://x.com/sailaunderscore/status/1980015018126062029) [@sailaunderscore](/creator/x/sailaunderscore) 2025-10-19T20:55Z 27.5K followers, 3.1M engagements


"The best part of the government shutdown is the rampantly wasteful and misaligned SNAP program will run out of funds soon"  
[X Link](https://x.com/sailaunderscore/status/1981896260983328781) [@sailaunderscore](/creator/x/sailaunderscore) 2025-10-25T01:31Z 27.5K followers, 1764 engagements


"Labubu Youve probably heard of Labubus the new toy craze but what you probably havent heard of is that they started in the Consensual-Non-Consensual community as a tag. Anyone using a Labubu on their keychain purse or luggage means that theyre DOWN to CNC Have fun"  
[X Link](https://x.com/sailaunderscore/status/1946245169558270252) [@sailaunderscore](/creator/x/sailaunderscore) 2025-07-18T16:26Z 27.5K followers, 1.8M engagements


"Its the Antarticans weve known about this for years. Every country has a treaty you cant explore Antartica even when theyre at war. Very normal stuff. Im tired of pretending there arent lost nations living past Antarctica. Where did white people come from otherwise"  
[X Link](https://x.com/sailaunderscore/status/1979044634446749793) [@sailaunderscore](/creator/x/sailaunderscore) 2025-10-17T04:39Z 27.5K followers, 23.6K engagements


"It was the golden era of private equity then the golden era of private credit and now is the golden era of pig butchering schemes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/sailaunderscore/status/1979350038645186664) [@sailaunderscore](/creator/x/sailaunderscore) 2025-10-18T00:53Z 27.5K followers, 10.1K engagements


"@seromics @wjmcgurn At an interest rate of X% and adjusted for inflation you could pay him back approximately $111279.17 and call it about even"  
[X Link](https://x.com/sailaunderscore/status/1980796168646062431) [@sailaunderscore](/creator/x/sailaunderscore) 2025-10-22T00:39Z 27.5K followers, 11.7K engagements


"I would prefer the Disneyworld-version of Neoclassical over Corporate Memphis blob-world where things deliberately have to be ugly"  
[X Link](https://x.com/sailaunderscore/status/1981411362636255365) [@sailaunderscore](/creator/x/sailaunderscore) 2025-10-23T17:24Z 27.5K followers, 12.6K engagements


"The secret to dating as a man is finding a girl who is smart enough to pretend to be stupid instead of a girl who's stupid enough to pretend to be smart"  
[X Link](https://x.com/sailaunderscore/status/1977523825060233346) [@sailaunderscore](/creator/x/sailaunderscore) 2025-10-12T23:56Z 27.5K followers, 364.5K engagements


"@AnachronisticE8 My new up and coming novel with @PassagePress"  
[X Link](https://x.com/sailaunderscore/status/1977750621441704301) [@sailaunderscore](/creator/x/sailaunderscore) 2025-10-13T14:57Z 27.5K followers, 7710 engagements


"Time horizons"  
[X Link](https://x.com/sailaunderscore/status/1978868536370970789) [@sailaunderscore](/creator/x/sailaunderscore) 2025-10-16T16:59Z 27.5K followers, 428.3K engagements


"Flexing on you little birds. I know none of you got fish like this. Stay humble"  
[X Link](https://x.com/sailaunderscore/status/1978941671866773858) [@sailaunderscore](/creator/x/sailaunderscore) 2025-10-16T21:50Z 27.5K followers, 11K engagements


"Extremely advanced misogyny is indistinguishable from "actually being a woman in disguise""  
[X Link](https://x.com/sailaunderscore/status/1979276994043879428) [@sailaunderscore](/creator/x/sailaunderscore) 2025-10-17T20:03Z 27.5K followers, 29.8K engagements


"My life is just this day after day"  
[X Link](https://x.com/sailaunderscore/status/1980075357676933393) [@sailaunderscore](/creator/x/sailaunderscore) 2025-10-20T00:55Z 27.5K followers, 2.4M engagements


""Excuse me -- I'm a billionaire." He said billionairely his expensive perfume wafting and choking everyone in the room expensively. He was a billionaire with expensive taste; It was evident from his bank account: it had X zeros (corresponds to 1000000000 -- one billion)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/sailaunderscore/status/1980363138299314332) [@sailaunderscore](/creator/x/sailaunderscore) 2025-10-20T19:59Z 27.5K followers, 28.2K engagements


".@nearcyan x @a16z tumultuous love affair"  
[X Link](https://x.com/sailaunderscore/status/1981470244548833402) [@sailaunderscore](/creator/x/sailaunderscore) 2025-10-23T21:18Z 27.5K followers, 6900 engagements


"It's always good to remember that XX% of your federal taxation is spent on food-stamps and overpriced and counterproductive health spending. Roughly XX% of the country has their entire existence subsidized through government jobs section X housing EBT (food stamps) etc"  
[X Link](https://x.com/sailaunderscore/status/1982270927502037145) [@sailaunderscore](/creator/x/sailaunderscore) 2025-10-26T02:19Z 27.5K followers, 17.1K engagements


"If group As fantasy is being left alone and group Bs fantasy is to see group A jailed humiliated and your idols smashed. Group A will never win"  
[X Link](https://x.com/sailaunderscore/status/1682008172490375172) [@sailaunderscore](/creator/x/sailaunderscore) 2023-07-20T12:42Z 27.5K followers, 100.2K engagements


"Women talking about 'getting back into reading'. "They're big books you guys" The book in question: "His strong rapey werewolf billionaire arms raped her. billionairely. and werewolfly." It's porn every single time"  
[X Link](https://x.com/sailaunderscore/status/1977524571747000464) [@sailaunderscore](/creator/x/sailaunderscore) 2025-10-12T23:59Z 27.5K followers, 807.6K engagements


""He vampired billionairely across the room his sweetly-softcore rapey vibes engulfed her small feminine self-inserty hair she looked exactly like you the girl reading this and he was very vampirey and mysterious.""  
[X Link](https://x.com/sailaunderscore/status/1977525252960752034) [@sailaunderscore](/creator/x/sailaunderscore) 2025-10-13T00:02Z 27.5K followers, 480.9K engagements


"There's a certain type of smart girl that never got over not being the hot girl in highschool and will chase that fleeting high forever"  
[X Link](https://x.com/sailaunderscore/status/1978852958637867258) [@sailaunderscore](/creator/x/sailaunderscore) 2025-10-16T15:58Z 27.5K followers, 1.4M engagements


"Project reply guy is only X days in. You are so early it is unbelievable"  
[X Link](https://x.com/sailaunderscore/status/1978892648116048060) [@sailaunderscore](/creator/x/sailaunderscore) 2025-10-16T18:35Z 27.5K followers, 619.9K engagements


"I've been dopamine-poisoned neurons-fried cooked -- years of VC-backed products -- cannot focus on anything that isn't flashing in OLED + designed by a team of ex-Citadel quants to hack my reward circuits for longer than XXXX seconds. So no I can't 'just read XX books'"  
[X Link](https://x.com/sailaunderscore/status/1979013121604726989) [@sailaunderscore](/creator/x/sailaunderscore) 2025-10-17T02:34Z 27.5K followers, 1.1M engagements


"Project reply guy is only X days in. You are so early it is unbelievable"  
[X Link](https://x.com/sailaunderscore/status/1979210649746932008) [@sailaunderscore](/creator/x/sailaunderscore) 2025-10-17T15:39Z 27.5K followers, 378.8K engagements


"Apple employs roughly 160400 people of which 160000 are working diligently to slowly enshittify their entire product lineup -- photos memory even the keyboard now -- they've outdone themselves"  
[X Link](https://x.com/sailaunderscore/status/1980135910667898916) [@sailaunderscore](/creator/x/sailaunderscore) 2025-10-20T04:56Z 27.5K followers, 219.2K engagements


"My best friend growing up was Japanese. We were both moderately introverted at the time we spent roughly kindergarten to 5th grade together. I remember the strange snacks he would give me when I was over at his house. Dried fish and colorful gummies. He then moved back to Japan for a long time we penned each other letters back and forth. Telling each other about our lives sending gifts back and forth (no food now). I missed him at school. There was something to him something in the Japanese psyche that is deeply caring about the environment around him. One day there was a natural disaster he"  
[X Link](https://x.com/sailaunderscore/status/1980971264450650263) [@sailaunderscore](/creator/x/sailaunderscore) 2025-10-22T12:15Z 27.5K followers, 93.9K engagements


"Alright fuck it I'm around that age it's time to start a podcast"  
[X Link](https://x.com/sailaunderscore/status/1982155073082782178) [@sailaunderscore](/creator/x/sailaunderscore) 2025-10-25T18:39Z 27.5K followers, 1911 engagements


"@priv8_code There is actually no way it wasnt onyx"  
[X Link](https://x.com/sailaunderscore/status/1982245729058844989) [@sailaunderscore](/creator/x/sailaunderscore) 2025-10-26T00:39Z 27.5K followers, XXX engagements


"@standardtoro I never said anything ideological. Reread the tweet. If it seems so obvious the ideology follows from the math either it is or its your ideology"  
[X Link](https://x.com/sailaunderscore/status/1982305357054513194) [@sailaunderscore](/creator/x/sailaunderscore) 2025-10-26T04:36Z 27.5K followers, XXX engagements