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[@AbsoluteBruno](/creator/twitter/AbsoluteBruno)
"Bro Every Hair on my body was standing this was MAJESTIC"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AbsoluteBruno/status/1973816643932570080) [@AbsoluteBruno](/creator/x/AbsoluteBruno) 2025-10-02T18:25Z 100.7K followers, 1.3M engagements


"Define AURA with one picture"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AbsoluteBruno/status/1978518609484812486) [@AbsoluteBruno](/creator/x/AbsoluteBruno) 2025-10-15T17:49Z 100.7K followers, 3.3M engagements


"CRISTIANO RONALDO ARE YOU MADDD WHAT A GOAL"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AbsoluteBruno/status/1979629624431923386) [@AbsoluteBruno](/creator/x/AbsoluteBruno) 2025-10-18T19:24Z 100.7K followers, 52.1K engagements


"LOOK WHAT IT FUCKING MEANS"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AbsoluteBruno/status/1979964860302557284) [@AbsoluteBruno](/creator/x/AbsoluteBruno) 2025-10-19T17:36Z 100.7K followers, 108.2K engagements


"Cant stop thinking about this save man Lammens has changed my life😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AbsoluteBruno/status/1980019780800450565) [@AbsoluteBruno](/creator/x/AbsoluteBruno) 2025-10-19T21:14Z 100.7K followers, 157.4K engagements


"Lowkey whats the coldest celebration ever"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AbsoluteBruno/status/1930675029903036700) [@AbsoluteBruno](/creator/x/AbsoluteBruno) 2025-06-05T17:16Z 100.4K followers, 12.2M engagements


"Paulo Dybala"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AbsoluteBruno/status/1978864312253870106) [@AbsoluteBruno](/creator/x/AbsoluteBruno) 2025-10-16T16:43Z 100.5K followers, 49.6K engagements


"We are all Ronaldo today"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AbsoluteBruno/status/1979384745994916144) [@AbsoluteBruno](/creator/x/AbsoluteBruno) 2025-10-18T03:11Z 100.5K followers, 3456 engagements


"This angle man OMDS"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AbsoluteBruno/status/1979630550089662737) [@AbsoluteBruno](/creator/x/AbsoluteBruno) 2025-10-18T19:27Z 100.5K followers, 25.3K engagements


"JOAO FELIXXXXXX CRISTIANO RONALDO ASSIST 🐐"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AbsoluteBruno/status/1979631524229370164) [@AbsoluteBruno](/creator/x/AbsoluteBruno) 2025-10-18T19:31Z 100.5K followers, 14.9K engagements


"Roy Keanes reaction to his red card offenses has finished me man Neville and Wright were close to tears 😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AbsoluteBruno/status/1976275802766574060) [@AbsoluteBruno](/creator/x/AbsoluteBruno) 2025-10-09T13:17Z 100.7K followers, 422K engagements


"You right on all three counts"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AbsoluteBruno/status/1977325557395448000) [@AbsoluteBruno](/creator/x/AbsoluteBruno) 2025-10-12T10:48Z 100.7K followers, 1.1M engagements


"Whys a mf with X league title in X years speaking on Sir Alex Ferguson🤣"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AbsoluteBruno/status/1980253754717798442) [@AbsoluteBruno](/creator/x/AbsoluteBruno) 2025-10-20T12:44Z 100.7K followers, 992.3K engagements


"You could just tell the players were all nervous asf😭😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AbsoluteBruno/status/1980556510691487933) [@AbsoluteBruno](/creator/x/AbsoluteBruno) 2025-10-21T08:47Z 100.7K followers, 433.4K engagements


"Theres ANOTHER international break in X weeks"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AbsoluteBruno/status/1978832239040360597) [@AbsoluteBruno](/creator/x/AbsoluteBruno) 2025-10-16T14:35Z 100.6K followers, 53K engagements


"Im actually so confident pray for Liverpool"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AbsoluteBruno/status/1979192056984621170) [@AbsoluteBruno](/creator/x/AbsoluteBruno) 2025-10-17T14:25Z 100.6K followers, 11.3K engagements


"Fucking hell man😭😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AbsoluteBruno/status/1973829179905826947) [@AbsoluteBruno](/creator/x/AbsoluteBruno) 2025-10-02T19:15Z 100.7K followers, 5.6M engagements


"Might be the greatest first touch and finish I think Ive ever witnessed"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AbsoluteBruno/status/1975466820514750478) [@AbsoluteBruno](/creator/x/AbsoluteBruno) 2025-10-07T07:42Z 100.7K followers, 9.4M engagements


"Whats the best almost goal youve ever seen"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AbsoluteBruno/status/1977026734794194954) [@AbsoluteBruno](/creator/x/AbsoluteBruno) 2025-10-11T15:01Z 100.7K followers, 14.3M engagements


"2K people unfollowed LMAOOO"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AbsoluteBruno/status/1977131163342000517) [@AbsoluteBruno](/creator/x/AbsoluteBruno) 2025-10-11T21:56Z 100.7K followers, 22.1M engagements


"Salam brother may i ask that same favour from before"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AbsoluteBruno/status/1979924381615767836) [@AbsoluteBruno](/creator/x/AbsoluteBruno) 2025-10-19T14:55Z 100.7K followers, 74.4K engagements


"Nah this is beautiful Im actually crying my tears of joy we might be back"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AbsoluteBruno/status/1979934139181617612) [@AbsoluteBruno](/creator/x/AbsoluteBruno) 2025-10-19T15:34Z 100.7K followers, 10K engagements


"Lammens is actually the real deal"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AbsoluteBruno/status/1979946042863870302) [@AbsoluteBruno](/creator/x/AbsoluteBruno) 2025-10-19T16:21Z 100.7K followers, 47.8K engagements


"Off topic but maguire has the greatest knee slide of all time"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AbsoluteBruno/status/1979960721233305917) [@AbsoluteBruno](/creator/x/AbsoluteBruno) 2025-10-19T17:19Z 100.7K followers, 831.8K engagements


"8 MINUTES FOR WHAT LMAOO its too obvious what theyre trying to do"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AbsoluteBruno/status/1979961099467329600) [@AbsoluteBruno](/creator/x/AbsoluteBruno) 2025-10-19T17:21Z 100.7K followers, 46.3K engagements


"Maguire has more goals at anfield than Isak"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AbsoluteBruno/status/1979964337478418686) [@AbsoluteBruno](/creator/x/AbsoluteBruno) 2025-10-19T17:34Z 100.7K followers, 54.7K engagements


"Hang it in the louvre"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AbsoluteBruno/status/1979971114362077590) [@AbsoluteBruno](/creator/x/AbsoluteBruno) 2025-10-19T18:01Z 100.7K followers, 311.9K engagements


"Cunha appreciation post So rare to see someone who doesnt need a G/A to run a game what a f*cking player"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AbsoluteBruno/status/1979983992070832515) [@AbsoluteBruno](/creator/x/AbsoluteBruno) 2025-10-19T18:52Z 100.7K followers, 107.4K engagements


"back to back MOTM performances in his first X games in the hardest league in the world just wow"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AbsoluteBruno/status/1979988672872149425) [@AbsoluteBruno](/creator/x/AbsoluteBruno) 2025-10-19T19:11Z 100.7K followers, 18K engagements


"The post was lowkey the MOTM today man fucking hell 😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AbsoluteBruno/status/1979995353270112389) [@AbsoluteBruno](/creator/x/AbsoluteBruno) 2025-10-19T19:37Z 100.7K followers, 1.5M engagements


"And Manchester United went on to win the Premier League title after the Grimsby defeat"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AbsoluteBruno/status/1980174206890287591) [@AbsoluteBruno](/creator/x/AbsoluteBruno) 2025-10-20T07:28Z 100.7K followers, 150.8K engagements


"If you dont see it this sport aint for you"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AbsoluteBruno/status/1980181440332800065) [@AbsoluteBruno](/creator/x/AbsoluteBruno) 2025-10-20T07:57Z 100.7K followers, 1.7M engagements


"5th MOST assists in Manchester United HISTORY more respect needs to be put on Bruno Fernandes name"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AbsoluteBruno/status/1980210810506084736) [@AbsoluteBruno](/creator/x/AbsoluteBruno) 2025-10-20T09:53Z 100.7K followers, 19.9K engagements


"Loved this from Cunha so much hes the master of time wasting 😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AbsoluteBruno/status/1980229919323099324) [@AbsoluteBruno](/creator/x/AbsoluteBruno) 2025-10-20T11:09Z 100.7K followers, 249.3K engagements


"Maguire has a mean catalogue uno just wow"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AbsoluteBruno/status/1980240138849431790) [@AbsoluteBruno](/creator/x/AbsoluteBruno) 2025-10-20T11:50Z 100.7K followers, 72.5K engagements


"Top X late winners of the last year maguire is actually unreal 😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AbsoluteBruno/status/1980564760471965697) [@AbsoluteBruno](/creator/x/AbsoluteBruno) 2025-10-21T09:20Z 100.7K followers, 42.3K engagements


"How the tables have turned"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AbsoluteBruno/status/1980587861331337640) [@AbsoluteBruno](/creator/x/AbsoluteBruno) 2025-10-21T10:51Z 100.7K followers, 143.1K engagements


"🚨🚨🚨No Manchester United fan should have less than 1k followers. Drop your handles and follow anyone that likes your comment. Repost 🔁 Follow me ❤ Let's connect ❤"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AbsoluteBruno/status/1980646313474895988) [@AbsoluteBruno](/creator/x/AbsoluteBruno) 2025-10-21T14:44Z 100.7K followers, 51.3K engagements


"Hell of a reaction meme😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AbsoluteBruno/status/1969447311693557969) [@AbsoluteBruno](/creator/x/AbsoluteBruno) 2025-09-20T17:03Z 100.7K followers, 1M engagements


"When the T shirt you used to wear outside gets relegated to the one you wear at home"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AbsoluteBruno/status/1975496690934423646) [@AbsoluteBruno](/creator/x/AbsoluteBruno) 2025-10-07T09:41Z 100.7K followers, 2.1M engagements


"Brozovic removing the pin on his bomb neck tattoo and Al Nassr fans filling the stadium with smoke AURA😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AbsoluteBruno/status/1975859978062983390) [@AbsoluteBruno](/creator/x/AbsoluteBruno) 2025-10-08T09:45Z 100.7K followers, 4.8M engagements


"what even is "aura for aura""  
[X Link](https://x.com/AbsoluteBruno/status/1977455088886022306) [@AbsoluteBruno](/creator/x/AbsoluteBruno) 2025-10-12T19:23Z 100.7K followers, 1.5M engagements


"The other XX players had to sit back and let them cook😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AbsoluteBruno/status/1977474093264798119) [@AbsoluteBruno](/creator/x/AbsoluteBruno) 2025-10-12T20:38Z 100.7K followers, 919.5K engagements


"Still wish we had more games with a Ronaldo and Cavani strike partnership"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AbsoluteBruno/status/1977701629882192029) [@AbsoluteBruno](/creator/x/AbsoluteBruno) 2025-10-13T11:43Z 100.7K followers, 412.7K engagements


"Nothing beats prime United"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AbsoluteBruno/status/1977831418899333480) [@AbsoluteBruno](/creator/x/AbsoluteBruno) 2025-10-13T20:18Z 100.7K followers, 781.2K engagements


"The day Di Maria nearly took Puyol's life in front of a sold out Camp Nou"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AbsoluteBruno/status/1978072683855171916) [@AbsoluteBruno](/creator/x/AbsoluteBruno) 2025-10-14T12:17Z 100.7K followers, 3M engagements


"Man United type players to never play for Man United I'll start :"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AbsoluteBruno/status/1978808432598655191) [@AbsoluteBruno](/creator/x/AbsoluteBruno) 2025-10-16T13:01Z 100.7K followers, 368K engagements


""what position are they" forwards"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AbsoluteBruno/status/1978844165401133316) [@AbsoluteBruno](/creator/x/AbsoluteBruno) 2025-10-16T15:23Z 100.7K followers, 1.2M engagements


"Fucking hell man Yamal is special 😭😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AbsoluteBruno/status/1979555151146033553) [@AbsoluteBruno](/creator/x/AbsoluteBruno) 2025-10-18T14:28Z 100.7K followers, 218.2K engagements


"About time we accepted Haaland is the best pure X this sport has ever seen"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AbsoluteBruno/status/1979567946495095045) [@AbsoluteBruno](/creator/x/AbsoluteBruno) 2025-10-18T15:19Z 100.7K followers, 133.5K engagements


"Its either depression or were are in a title race by the end of the day"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AbsoluteBruno/status/1979921621612728715) [@AbsoluteBruno](/creator/x/AbsoluteBruno) 2025-10-19T14:44Z 100.7K followers, 35.8K engagements


"Salah one of our best players so far😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AbsoluteBruno/status/1979937266849010103) [@AbsoluteBruno](/creator/x/AbsoluteBruno) 2025-10-19T15:46Z 100.7K followers, 16.9K engagements


"He annoys me so much"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AbsoluteBruno/status/1979937377683423728) [@AbsoluteBruno](/creator/x/AbsoluteBruno) 2025-10-19T15:47Z 100.7K followers, 120.7K engagements


"LAMMENSSSSS ARE YOU MADDDDDD"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AbsoluteBruno/status/1979941952075272495) [@AbsoluteBruno](/creator/x/AbsoluteBruno) 2025-10-19T16:05Z 100.7K followers, 79.9K engagements


"Salah since signing da contract"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AbsoluteBruno/status/1979947327583355024) [@AbsoluteBruno](/creator/x/AbsoluteBruno) 2025-10-19T16:26Z 100.7K followers, 33.1K engagements


"Liverpool wouldve been so much better if they played Isak man"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AbsoluteBruno/status/1979955550214332691) [@AbsoluteBruno](/creator/x/AbsoluteBruno) 2025-10-19T16:59Z 100.7K followers, 19.9K engagements


"Amorim bagged his first b2b prem wins on Liverpools head"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AbsoluteBruno/status/1979963621917544834) [@AbsoluteBruno](/creator/x/AbsoluteBruno) 2025-10-19T17:31Z 100.7K followers, 44.9K engagements


"Salah couldnt bag the annual United G/A hes actually done"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AbsoluteBruno/status/1979965592347046151) [@AbsoluteBruno](/creator/x/AbsoluteBruno) 2025-10-19T17:39Z 100.7K followers, 117.7K engagements


"Maguire: When I felt bored in the game I passed the ball to Isak and then took it back"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AbsoluteBruno/status/1979968364182155628) [@AbsoluteBruno](/creator/x/AbsoluteBruno) 2025-10-19T17:50Z 100.7K followers, 412.1K engagements


"Harry f*cking maguire he is HIM😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AbsoluteBruno/status/1980014810109460563) [@AbsoluteBruno](/creator/x/AbsoluteBruno) 2025-10-19T20:54Z 100.7K followers, 31K engagements


"Mbeumo actually snatched his chain Im crying 😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AbsoluteBruno/status/1980031900980011129) [@AbsoluteBruno](/creator/x/AbsoluteBruno) 2025-10-19T22:02Z 100.7K followers, 222.4K engagements


"Watching Maguires goal for the 798th time"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AbsoluteBruno/status/1980169544502305081) [@AbsoluteBruno](/creator/x/AbsoluteBruno) 2025-10-20T07:09Z 100.7K followers, 32.5K engagements


"Funny thing about this is these are pool fans hes THAT good 😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AbsoluteBruno/status/1980221307355894016) [@AbsoluteBruno](/creator/x/AbsoluteBruno) 2025-10-20T10:35Z 100.7K followers, 264.7K engagements


"Hes pleasing to watch but look at his G/A Chelsea fans love G/A until its time to talk about Hazard😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AbsoluteBruno/status/1980249987956007209) [@AbsoluteBruno](/creator/x/AbsoluteBruno) 2025-10-20T12:29Z 100.7K followers, 64.5K engagements


"Amorim won at the etihad and anfield before Arteta that came X years earlier 😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AbsoluteBruno/status/1980312947659534432) [@AbsoluteBruno](/creator/x/AbsoluteBruno) 2025-10-20T16:39Z 100.7K followers, 164.7K engagements


"Ten hag needs to take that mask off😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AbsoluteBruno/status/1980318819555127645) [@AbsoluteBruno](/creator/x/AbsoluteBruno) 2025-10-20T17:02Z 100.7K followers, 31.4K engagements


"Hell never understand how many lives he has changed"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AbsoluteBruno/status/1980352473849303543) [@AbsoluteBruno](/creator/x/AbsoluteBruno) 2025-10-20T19:16Z 100.7K followers, 235.7K engagements


"Just let niggas shower bro not everything is mind games😭@m8arteta"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AbsoluteBruno/status/1980370340007317611) [@AbsoluteBruno](/creator/x/AbsoluteBruno) 2025-10-20T20:27Z 100.7K followers, 2.9M engagements


"Mbeumo actually snatched his chain I cant believe it😭😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AbsoluteBruno/status/1980661036895338609) [@AbsoluteBruno](/creator/x/AbsoluteBruno) 2025-10-21T15:42Z 100.7K followers, 262.3K engagements


"While being marked btw they dont make them like Mata anymore😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AbsoluteBruno/status/1976978179207385253) [@AbsoluteBruno](/creator/x/AbsoluteBruno) 2025-10-11T11:48Z 100.7K followers, 203.3K engagements


"Rashford wtf"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AbsoluteBruno/status/1979560485281284238) [@AbsoluteBruno](/creator/x/AbsoluteBruno) 2025-10-18T14:49Z 100.7K followers, 27.7K engagements


"Whats a stat that sounds fake but is XXX% true"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AbsoluteBruno/status/1833876592470245634) [@AbsoluteBruno](/creator/x/AbsoluteBruno) 2024-09-11T14:33Z 100.7K followers, 43.8M engagements


"Ladies and Gentlemen were officially in the 100k Club"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AbsoluteBruno/status/1977065915058733560) [@AbsoluteBruno](/creator/x/AbsoluteBruno) 2025-10-11T17:37Z 100.7K followers, 27.2M engagements


"Solskjaer wanted to buy Haaland for 20M and United said no"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AbsoluteBruno/status/1979570963357605989) [@AbsoluteBruno](/creator/x/AbsoluteBruno) 2025-10-18T15:31Z 100.7K followers, 57.7K engagements


"@ManUtd NO SESKO Yeah Amorim has lost it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AbsoluteBruno/status/1979915854763421982) [@AbsoluteBruno](/creator/x/AbsoluteBruno) 2025-10-19T14:21Z 100.7K followers, 13.2K engagements


"This is ART"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AbsoluteBruno/status/1979972644645552273) [@AbsoluteBruno](/creator/x/AbsoluteBruno) 2025-10-19T18:07Z 100.7K followers, 16.1K engagements


"Amorim ball is the TRUTH😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AbsoluteBruno/status/1979985883404112100) [@AbsoluteBruno](/creator/x/AbsoluteBruno) 2025-10-19T18:59Z 100.7K followers, 806.7K engagements


"Just look at the names hes up there with WOW"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AbsoluteBruno/status/1980338080973537386) [@AbsoluteBruno](/creator/x/AbsoluteBruno) 2025-10-20T18:19Z 100.7K followers, 96.7K engagements


"We are all Real Madrid tomorrow arent we"  
[X Link](https://x.com/AbsoluteBruno/status/1980755279722512660) [@AbsoluteBruno](/creator/x/AbsoluteBruno) 2025-10-21T21:57Z 100.7K followers, 2088 engagements