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[@skooookum](/creator/twitter/skooookum)
"In 2018 closest friend was a Half-Greek half-Dominican guy from Queens. 5'10 300lbs. Worked construction and only loved Black women. We spent 4th of July setting off fireworks on the street in Flushing with his big ass khaki family. Cops pulled up and they were all Chinese"  
![@skooookum Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1480199691639873544.png) [@skooookum](/creator/x/skooookum) on [X](/post/tweet/1948804444319011188) 2025-07-25 17:56:01 UTC 53.8K followers, 193.7K engagements


"In 2025 You gotta call up the bouncer to get into Club Deodorant"  
![@skooookum Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1480199691639873544.png) [@skooookum](/creator/x/skooookum) on [X](/post/tweet/1948495648086454295) 2025-07-24 21:28:58 UTC 53.8K followers, 6728 engagements


"Im so hungover I threw up a little in the shower"  
![@skooookum Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1480199691639873544.png) [@skooookum](/creator/x/skooookum) on [X](/post/tweet/1948752358072103381) 2025-07-25 14:29:02 UTC 53.8K followers, 14.2K engagements


"I used to be middle class. Grandpa made sheet metal uncles went to Nam mom worked at McDonalds the whole bit. My childhood smelled like Marlboro Reds in the smoking section of Dennys. Now I got opinions on books. Crazy stuff man"  
![@skooookum Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1480199691639873544.png) [@skooookum](/creator/x/skooookum) on [X](/post/tweet/1948762339571843190) 2025-07-25 15:08:42 UTC 53.8K followers, 16.8K engagements


"Today my Chinese intern said I was shitting crap out of the butt and it took us about four minutes to determine the phrase he was looking for was bullshitting"  
![@skooookum Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1480199691639873544.png) [@skooookum](/creator/x/skooookum) on [X](/post/tweet/1947491469528379732) 2025-07-22 02:58:43 UTC 53.8K followers, 1.5M engagements


"he didnt know youre not supposed to lick the uber drivers elbow"  
![@skooookum Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1480199691639873544.png) [@skooookum](/creator/x/skooookum) on [X](/post/tweet/1946963789460406550) 2025-07-20 16:01:54 UTC 53.8K followers, 3.3M engagements


"What makes a corporate office bearable for me is developing toxic codependency on my immediate colleagues. Mutually assured career destruction through kompromat obtained via drinking or bitching. Keeps things visceral consequential"  
![@skooookum Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1480199691639873544.png) [@skooookum](/creator/x/skooookum) on [X](/post/tweet/1948018889423454370) 2025-07-23 13:54:30 UTC 53.8K followers, 9678 engagements


"Charlie is extremely excited by the prospect of humanoid robots ensuring treat delivery remains consistent and effective Thanks for the swag @1x_tech"  
![@skooookum Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1480199691639873544.png) [@skooookum](/creator/x/skooookum) on [X](/post/tweet/1948456523950424487) 2025-07-24 18:53:30 UTC 53.8K followers, 5360 engagements


"Guys turn XX and make their new jiujitsu hobby everyone elses problem. You look like you swallowed a hanger and I can see the ringworm on your arms man please dude I wanna talk about something else"  
![@skooookum Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1480199691639873544.png) [@skooookum](/creator/x/skooookum) on [X](/post/tweet/1948026170450071736) 2025-07-23 14:23:26 UTC 53.8K followers, 75.7K engagements


"How it feels to be the only American on the software engineering team"  
![@skooookum Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1480199691639873544.png) [@skooookum](/creator/x/skooookum) on [X](/post/tweet/1947722177295356400) 2025-07-22 18:15:28 UTC 53.8K followers, 554.1K engagements


"I know not what weapons WW3 will be fought with but the Thai-Cambodia Conflict of 2025 will be fought in Billabong shorts and flip-flops"  
![@skooookum Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1480199691639873544.png) [@skooookum](/creator/x/skooookum) on [X](/post/tweet/1948834502287241247) 2025-07-25 19:55:27 UTC 53.8K followers, 25.6K engagements