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[@SWENGDAD](/creator/twitter/SWENGDAD)
"Women possess the ability to elevate a man so high and with such little effort it's hard to not wonder why they don't use it more often. If you're a woman and especially one in a relationship you are effectively standing in front of a man dying of thirst in a desert towing a thousand gallon drum filled with spring water and many of you choose to dispense mere drops at a time instead of allowing him to drink his fill"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SWENGDAD/status/1970866228626399523) [@SWENGDAD](/creator/x/SWENGDAD) 2025-09-24T15:01Z 20K followers, 500.9K engagements


"Women see you do stuff like this and cross you off their list forever because it's clear you'll mock them when they're at their most vulnerable. You don't know how to love at all only consume and that's part of why you're still alone"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SWENGDAD/status/1976697228115743189) [@SWENGDAD](/creator/x/SWENGDAD) 2025-10-10T17:11Z 20K followers, 586K engagements


""my lifestyle is totally good and normal and natural and you're not allowed to judge me and also if I don't take this little pill every day my lifestyle will turn me into an emaciated corpse riddled with open festering sores""  
[X Link](https://x.com/SWENGDAD/status/1978463617935639018) [@SWENGDAD](/creator/x/SWENGDAD) 2025-10-15T14:10Z 20K followers, 48K engagements


"You're not having trouble finding a wife. You're not even looking. You're pretending to have searched when in reality you cannot bear to admit that you fear continuous rightful rejection because of your foul personality and inherent defeatism. Wives are for closers"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SWENGDAD/status/1973757426852913546) [@SWENGDAD](/creator/x/SWENGDAD) 2025-10-02T14:30Z 20K followers, 752.5K engagements


"You must love your spouse more than you love your children. So many marriages fail when this order is reversed. It's not an easy thing to get right it requires effort but ironically when done correctly leads to better outcomes for spouses and the children they're raising"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SWENGDAD/status/1976658191984599139) [@SWENGDAD](/creator/x/SWENGDAD) 2025-10-10T14:36Z 20K followers, 500.9K engagements


"Uh . Yeah They were literally right about all of it and if current trends progress you'll be making one of these infographics on pedophilia next"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SWENGDAD/status/1977025926006521856) [@SWENGDAD](/creator/x/SWENGDAD) 2025-10-11T14:58Z 20K followers, 561.4K engagements


"@JCR1392 LBGTQ is frowned upon because of what it leads to"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SWENGDAD/status/1977032916111966298) [@SWENGDAD](/creator/x/SWENGDAD) 2025-10-11T15:25Z 20K followers, 20.3K engagements


"What do women want Very simple. She wants to wake up at around X am and head to the gym for about XX minutes mostly light stretching. Then head to a bakery to pick up a fresh sourdough loaf and a small latte. Afterwards she wants to sit at her large dining room table overlooking a sleek modern kitchen with large windows and plenty of natural sunlight while she works on writing an essay that will go out to her eight subscribers"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SWENGDAD/status/1973042247676362940) [@SWENGDAD](/creator/x/SWENGDAD) 2025-09-30T15:08Z 20K followers, 678.8K engagements


"Step X is to establish a routine. You will accomplish absolutely nothing if you cannot do this. You need an anchor upon which to measure your previous self and if you are aimless there is nothing to measure"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SWENGDAD/status/1973048792669683926) [@SWENGDAD](/creator/x/SWENGDAD) 2025-09-30T15:34Z 20K followers, 183.8K engagements


"Every year my wife and I compete to gift each other the best birthday cake and I think I've finally won with this double tier dual flavored floral masterpiece"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SWENGDAD/status/1973395277718393145) [@SWENGDAD](/creator/x/SWENGDAD) 2025-10-01T14:31Z 20K followers, 1.2M engagements


"Fatherless behavior is more frequently observed in young men than young women and it's consequences are more destructive on a societal scale"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SWENGDAD/status/1975940677440807065) [@SWENGDAD](/creator/x/SWENGDAD) 2025-10-08T15:05Z 20K followers, 171.2K engagements


"I thought it would be fun to let my four year old pick out my Halloween costume for when we go trick or treating together. I now have to purchase and publicly wear a banana costume. I guess I deserve this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SWENGDAD/status/1976306292546514967) [@SWENGDAD](/creator/x/SWENGDAD) 2025-10-09T15:18Z 20K followers, 6341 engagements


"Without a doubt the funniest thing about this meme is that the guy who made it had a choice and he chose to draw XX naked dudes in a row"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SWENGDAD/status/1976406848808026536) [@SWENGDAD](/creator/x/SWENGDAD) 2025-10-09T21:58Z 20K followers, 21.8K engagements


"Very few people understand love and how to apply it which I think is the root of most of the disagreement around this concept"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SWENGDAD/status/1976676679440543799) [@SWENGDAD](/creator/x/SWENGDAD) 2025-10-10T15:50Z 20K followers, 16.8K engagements


"I am eligible for subscriptions on here. Would you subscribe What would you pay $X per month to see there"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SWENGDAD/status/1976768654034227373) [@SWENGDAD](/creator/x/SWENGDAD) 2025-10-10T21:55Z 20K followers, 2365 engagements


"Listen I hate to tell you this but all posts are useless content. Even the ones you like. Posts are like sprinkles on a donut. They make you feel something but at the end of the day they're functionally useless"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SWENGDAD/status/1977396611136299420) [@SWENGDAD](/creator/x/SWENGDAD) 2025-10-12T15:31Z 20K followers, 6269 engagements


"If your mental health is suffering you shouldn't be online. At all. Many of your mental health issues even the ones you're unaware of originate from the Internet and will disappear entirely if you touch grass for X months"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SWENGDAD/status/1977397451121156449) [@SWENGDAD](/creator/x/SWENGDAD) 2025-10-12T15:34Z 20K followers, 38.7K engagements


"This whole skit is horrendous slop because it paints intimacy with a spouse as a series of obstacle courses that the husband has to successfully navigate for a reward like a rat in a science experiment. If you withhold intimacy like this you're selfish"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SWENGDAD/status/1977404382988898752) [@SWENGDAD](/creator/x/SWENGDAD) 2025-10-12T16:01Z 20K followers, 3337 engagements


"This and a foid generated list of pointless chores to be done around the house - perfect Sunday"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SWENGDAD/status/1977474336102461800) [@SWENGDAD](/creator/x/SWENGDAD) 2025-10-12T20:39Z 20K followers, 8999 engagements


"So much of men's current dating woes originate from taking too much of what women say at face value. She is begging you to change her mind You have that power and it is good if you use it responsibly"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SWENGDAD/status/1977476809852907637) [@SWENGDAD](/creator/x/SWENGDAD) 2025-10-12T20:49Z 20K followers, 327K engagements


"I've stumbled across an alarming problem where young men are hastily looking at birth control stats that group ALL forms of contraception use and then furiously concluding for themselves that over XX% of women globally are taking hormonal birth control. Cooked generation"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SWENGDAD/status/1977564524782985610) [@SWENGDAD](/creator/x/SWENGDAD) 2025-10-13T02:38Z 20K followers, 4294 engagements


"A high threshold for disgust is necessary for building and maintaining civilization. There are men who get disgusted easily and flee in terror. These are not the ones who are remembered or appreciated for their accomplishments"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SWENGDAD/status/1977742653006500262) [@SWENGDAD](/creator/x/SWENGDAD) 2025-10-13T14:26Z 20K followers, 2583 engagements


"Wife's coworker went on vacation to Europe with boyfriend of X years. Secretly hoped he'd propose. Got so worked up she just asked him if he was gonna do it. "No but that woulda been a great idea hahaha""  
[X Link](https://x.com/SWENGDAD/status/1978101853972771100) [@SWENGDAD](/creator/x/SWENGDAD) 2025-10-14T14:13Z 20K followers, 372.1K engagements


"RED FLAGS IN WOMEN'S BODIES: - 🚩 never exercises still skinny - 🚩 uses "bed rot" unironically - 🚩 girl dinners with no protein - 🚩 first name basis with gi doctor - 🚩 constant slouching - 🚩 goes to a chiropractor - 🚩 gratuitous perfume usage - 🚩 open mouth pet kissing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SWENGDAD/status/1978477731022348378) [@SWENGDAD](/creator/x/SWENGDAD) 2025-10-15T15:07Z 20K followers, 49.7K engagements


"RED FLAGS IN MEN'S BODIES: - 🚩 drinks more than X beers - 🚩 quarter squats - 🚩 doesn't have abs - 🚩 goes to a doctor - 🚩 soft hands - 🚩 knows what blue chew is - 🚩 can't cook - 🚩 inflexible hamstrings - 🚩 long nails - 🚩 lactose intolerance - 🚩 joins a run club"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SWENGDAD/status/1978831641289085406) [@SWENGDAD](/creator/x/SWENGDAD) 2025-10-16T14:33Z 20K followers, 67.4K engagements


"Every day on this app you run into guys seemingly in competition to find the most creative way to come out of the closet"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SWENGDAD/status/1979715332463092017) [@SWENGDAD](/creator/x/SWENGDAD) 2025-10-19T01:04Z 20K followers, 10.3K engagements


"I give it about a week before redpill accounts are unironically posting this in my replies whenever I post about having a wife and enjoying your marriage"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SWENGDAD/status/1979928812402995448) [@SWENGDAD](/creator/x/SWENGDAD) 2025-10-19T15:13Z 20K followers, 22K engagements


"DATING TIP: you have no right or excuse to be upset by your dating pool. Who you're attracted to and continuously find yourself engaging with is a mirror. Stop trying to change how a mirror behaves that's impossible. Change yourself until you enjoy the reflection"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SWENGDAD/status/1979936251491885193) [@SWENGDAD](/creator/x/SWENGDAD) 2025-10-19T15:42Z 20K followers, 83.9K engagements


"You need to be giving your foid girly energy drinks between XX - 2pm to ensure she is feeling happy playful and an extra bit spicy throughout the evening"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SWENGDAD/status/1979940175540048370) [@SWENGDAD](/creator/x/SWENGDAD) 2025-10-19T15:58Z 20K followers, 3676 engagements


"I don't care about a leaked group chat"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SWENGDAD/status/1979991392127476057) [@SWENGDAD](/creator/x/SWENGDAD) 2025-10-19T19:21Z 20K followers, 1771 engagements


"Addressing the allegations:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SWENGDAD/status/1980002754287333484) [@SWENGDAD](/creator/x/SWENGDAD) 2025-10-19T20:06Z 20K followers, 7133 engagements


"If you're a guy who's upset that you can't find a virgin wife but think it's ok for men to sleep around before marriage you are basically a toddler throwing a tantrum over nothing. You are creating the problem you suffer from. You're an arsonist mad at forest fires"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SWENGDAD/status/1974283276073267310) [@SWENGDAD](/creator/x/SWENGDAD) 2025-10-04T01:19Z 20K followers, 429.6K engagements


"Women will casually reveal that they've been suffering through years of mind crushing mental anguish and neglect and end their horrifying revelation with "is this fair What's the best way to approach this""  
[X Link](https://x.com/SWENGDAD/status/1975767502979207470) [@SWENGDAD](/creator/x/SWENGDAD) 2025-10-08T03:37Z 20K followers, 161K engagements


""most women don't want kids" Not only do I not believe this I think in the case for either gender not wanting children this is perhaps one of if not the easiest beliefs to override simply due to the biological imperative to desire to reproduce with someone you're in love with. My mentions are filled with guys claiming that this is impossible. Guys armed with nothing more than a defeatist mentality and the most horrendous vibes imaginable. I am trying to be charitable. I am trying to understand. But to be honest only the word "pathetic" comes to mind. How else do you define the urge to live in"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SWENGDAD/status/1977754936327762277) [@SWENGDAD](/creator/x/SWENGDAD) 2025-10-13T15:14Z 20K followers, 24.7K engagements


"Regarding post-pregnancy bodies I'm once again reminding you that this is a non-issue and if your focus is on developing a healthy enjoyable marriage you will not care about other men's disgust or lack thereof regarding what you look like or what your wife looks like after having children. You won't care about this because you will be happy because you will have a good spouse and a young family and that's the whole point of it all"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SWENGDAD/status/1977814507264082409) [@SWENGDAD](/creator/x/SWENGDAD) 2025-10-13T19:11Z 20K followers, 37K engagements


"Ghosting is bad. Women shouldn't ghost. Women who ghost should not then go to their HR jobs and ghost candidates by rejecting them without sending an email. If any behavior in your life aligns with a hinge metaphor you've done something wrong"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SWENGDAD/status/1977872490706747486) [@SWENGDAD](/creator/x/SWENGDAD) 2025-10-13T23:02Z 20K followers, 3796 engagements


"Whether or not anyone is attracted to this it's a behavior you should grow out of by around XX years old. Like there shouldn't even be an urge to scream and punch holes in walls past that age. It should feel incredibly dumb"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SWENGDAD/status/1978101106874999198) [@SWENGDAD](/creator/x/SWENGDAD) 2025-10-14T14:10Z 20K followers, 12.1K engagements


"Yes. For the honeymoon phase. When there is mystery and allure and depths to uncover but no time to do it now because the two of you are lost together in some random parking lot at midnight fogging up the windows in your car. But then once that spark runs dry exactly when it is meant to be replaced by a slow burning ember when all the mystery has been revealed and it is your turn to list something anything that you admire about her to be used as a foundation that supports your long term love that's when the realization hits: You invested in superficiality and superficiality no longer"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SWENGDAD/status/1978908560567271766) [@SWENGDAD](/creator/x/SWENGDAD) 2025-10-16T19:39Z 20K followers, 136.9K engagements


"The VP is a wifeguy. You are not a wifeguy. If not being a wifeguy led to this of what use was not being a wifeguy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SWENGDAD/status/1979692110673850681) [@SWENGDAD](/creator/x/SWENGDAD) 2025-10-18T23:32Z 20K followers, 15.4K engagements


"@allie__voss My AI budget is in the tens of thousands"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SWENGDAD/status/1980003525112250873) [@SWENGDAD](/creator/x/SWENGDAD) 2025-10-19T20:10Z 20K followers, XXX engagements


"Go to Church this Sunday Charlies work in the political sphere was his secondary mission. His primary mission was telling people about Jesus. Everything he did pointed back to this mission and as such he would hope to see churches overflowing in the Sunday following his death. Do this to honor him. You dont have to be a Christian to pay tribute in this way. Every church will welcome you regardless. They want you there. Most sermons this Sunday will be about how we live in a fallen world and how although it may seem like evil prevails Christ has overcome this for all of us and our mission is"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SWENGDAD/status/1966883998715527227) [@SWENGDAD](/creator/x/SWENGDAD) 2025-09-13T15:17Z 20K followers, 52K engagements


"@Jack___Insten Nope. Not at all"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SWENGDAD/status/1972733540766028057) [@SWENGDAD](/creator/x/SWENGDAD) 2025-09-29T18:41Z 19.9K followers, XXX engagements


"@superjmstone @Jack___Insten That's not a comparison. At all. I'm highlighting how people naturally want the best of whatever they're looking for through a metaphor"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SWENGDAD/status/1972744031974441321) [@SWENGDAD](/creator/x/SWENGDAD) 2025-09-29T19:23Z 19.9K followers, XXX engagements


"@xhbqz4brsmh We should laugh at people who make poor life decisions. Somehow I think your opinion on this extends to everyone but yourself"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SWENGDAD/status/1976724830658445536) [@SWENGDAD](/creator/x/SWENGDAD) 2025-10-10T19:01Z 20K followers, 7771 engagements


"You're a San Francisco iOS designer we already know you live in a bubble no need to illustrate the point any further"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SWENGDAD/status/1978259326222389644) [@SWENGDAD](/creator/x/SWENGDAD) 2025-10-15T00:39Z 19.9K followers, 3969 engagements


"I have spent my entire adult life watching the left celebrate encourage openly advocate for plan and encourage the deaths of my friends and countrymen while the media runs interference in order to allow and even encourage that conduct to continue"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SWENGDAD/status/1978472810340053000) [@SWENGDAD](/creator/x/SWENGDAD) 2025-10-15T14:47Z 19.9K followers, 10.2K engagements


"Yes food is more expensive than it has been but the real problem is Americans collective food IQ scores have reached toilet bowl drinking retard levels and seem to be getting worse by the day"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SWENGDAD/status/1978647464442794335) [@SWENGDAD](/creator/x/SWENGDAD) 2025-10-16T02:21Z 19.9K followers, 19.6K engagements


"@sarahlol1863603 just buy ingredients and then cook things"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SWENGDAD/status/1978655020636672241) [@SWENGDAD](/creator/x/SWENGDAD) 2025-10-16T02:51Z 19.9K followers, XXX engagements


"@MissMolls Runners physique not good on men Doctor What do you need a doctor for"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SWENGDAD/status/1978838632862568579) [@SWENGDAD](/creator/x/SWENGDAD) 2025-10-16T15:01Z 19.9K followers, 1390 engagements


"@TheBrownFuture You're embarrassing yourself man just put the phone down for a few"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SWENGDAD/status/1980052264887738752) [@SWENGDAD](/creator/x/SWENGDAD) 2025-10-19T23:23Z 20K followers, XX engagements