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[@desusnice](/creator/twitter/desusnice)
"Yankees play tonight"  
[X Link](https://x.com/desusnice/status/1975587555769749911) [@desusnice](/creator/x/desusnice) 2025-10-07T15:42Z 932.1K followers, 147.7K engagements


"It's Friday. Avoid the bookings beloved"  
[X Link](https://x.com/desusnice/status/1976744556587892891) [@desusnice](/creator/x/desusnice) 2025-10-10T20:20Z 932.1K followers, 36.8K engagements


"when u defend woody allen he steals some of your lifeforce like aunt gladys in weapons"  
[X Link](https://x.com/desusnice/status/1977099225487024236) [@desusnice](/creator/x/desusnice) 2025-10-11T19:49Z 932.1K followers, 101K engagements


"It's Friday. Avoid the bookings beloved"  
[X Link](https://x.com/desusnice/status/1979281286406488162) [@desusnice](/creator/x/desusnice) 2025-10-17T20:20Z 932.1K followers, 28.8K engagements


"we as a society have evolved past the need for showtime dancers on the subway"  
[X Link](https://x.com/desusnice/status/1979610789448216975) [@desusnice](/creator/x/desusnice) 2025-10-18T18:09Z 932.1K followers, 44.5K engagements


"thank you queen please do it again"  
[X Link](https://x.com/desusnice/status/1975951551270436936) [@desusnice](/creator/x/desusnice) 2025-10-08T15:48Z 932.2K followers, 71.5K engagements


"nyc sadder than the time the ppl who hosted the riyadh comedy festival tried that other thing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/desusnice/status/1976117393186529495) [@desusnice](/creator/x/desusnice) 2025-10-09T02:47Z 932.1K followers, 80.5K engagements


"nah not even beefing. u got a lot of volume just wondering what oils you use do u do like a sensible wrap at night silk scarf etc"  
[X Link](https://x.com/desusnice/status/1976147749960626232) [@desusnice](/creator/x/desusnice) 2025-10-09T04:48Z 932.1K followers, 157.5K engagements


"gorilla gonna bodyslam him the same way that lady did the rock on the glass bridge"  
[X Link](https://x.com/desusnice/status/1977477923033747620) [@desusnice](/creator/x/desusnice) 2025-10-12T20:54Z 932.1K followers, 87.6K engagements


"the life of a no girl"  
[X Link](https://x.com/desusnice/status/1977796719011074084) [@desusnice](/creator/x/desusnice) 2025-10-13T18:00Z 932.1K followers, 189.2K engagements


"michael rapaport is a permutation of curtis silwa"  
[X Link](https://x.com/desusnice/status/1980037657272234435) [@desusnice](/creator/x/desusnice) 2025-10-19T22:25Z 932.1K followers, 47.7K engagements


"sabrina wasnt the first carpenter to be chastised by the public. stay blessed"  
[X Link](https://x.com/desusnice/status/1903215796203274362) [@desusnice](/creator/x/desusnice) 2025-03-21T22:43Z 932.1K followers, 3.6M engagements


"sam altman and all these tech bros need a nuremberg trials thingy but for crimes against humanity"  
[X Link](https://x.com/desusnice/status/1975704374988197954) [@desusnice](/creator/x/desusnice) 2025-10-07T23:26Z 932.1K followers, 275.5K engagements


"timberland gotta issue a statement distancing themselves from that ai using producer"  
[X Link](https://x.com/desusnice/status/1978174644864561306) [@desusnice](/creator/x/desusnice) 2025-10-14T19:02Z 932.1K followers, 47.7K engagements


"just thought of jacquees doing a dangelo tribute and got really upset but also laughed"  
[X Link](https://x.com/desusnice/status/1978255451843084589) [@desusnice](/creator/x/desusnice) 2025-10-15T00:23Z 932.1K followers, 68.1K engagements


"ok ohtani should be allowed to gamble"  
[X Link](https://x.com/desusnice/status/1979378426915033576) [@desusnice](/creator/x/desusnice) 2025-10-18T02:46Z 932.1K followers, 847.6K engagements


"no mayoral candidate has spoken about the papaya dog on west fourth closing down"  
[X Link](https://x.com/desusnice/status/1980364137147572321) [@desusnice](/creator/x/desusnice) 2025-10-20T20:02Z 932.1K followers, 42.1K engagements


"regardless of who wins curtis silwa let us know that this winter the beret is back"  
[X Link](https://x.com/desusnice/status/1980382461461962920) [@desusnice](/creator/x/desusnice) 2025-10-20T21:15Z 932.1K followers, 32.2K engagements