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[@billybrizzle420](/creator/twitter/billybrizzle420)
"I love a crock pot. Even the most kitchen inept bachelor can make something delicious and tasty with nothing but a list of ingredients and time"  
[X Link](https://x.com/billybrizzle420/status/1977045205452026347) [@billybrizzle420](/creator/x/billybrizzle420) 2025-10-11T16:14Z 8429 followers, 2812 engagements


"Imagine being XX year old me and opening the big book of alcoholics anonymous for the first time in a meeting in Port St Lucie Florida I swore I didn't need to be in and seeing the very first page titled Bills Story"  
[X Link](https://x.com/billybrizzle420/status/1972425062201668009) [@billybrizzle420](/creator/x/billybrizzle420) 2025-09-28T22:15Z 8423 followers, 1497 engagements


"That's a damn fine bachelor crock pot soup"  
[X Link](https://x.com/billybrizzle420/status/1977136036783259739) [@billybrizzle420](/creator/x/billybrizzle420) 2025-10-11T22:15Z 8431 followers, 1913 engagements


"A used car with over 150k miles on it should cost between 1000 - 1500 dollars"  
[X Link](https://x.com/billybrizzle420/status/1977507512564982032) [@billybrizzle420](/creator/x/billybrizzle420) 2025-10-12T22:51Z 8417 followers, 76.6K engagements


"Should I buy the XXX piece XX dollar socket set from shein"  
[X Link](https://x.com/billybrizzle420/status/1978846392190750932) [@billybrizzle420](/creator/x/billybrizzle420) 2025-10-16T15:31Z 8418 followers, 2532 engagements


"@leninspiss @kurizmatik Septa loses like 50mil a year to fare evasion. How many tall turnstiles and card readers do you think that'll pay for"  
[X Link](https://x.com/billybrizzle420/status/1978890671441240089) [@billybrizzle420](/creator/x/billybrizzle420) 2025-10-16T18:27Z 8414 followers, XXX engagements


"Co2 is good Particulate is good NoX emissions high Not ideal but we have X weeks to tune its Its gonna be a bitch but I think ill still have a job at the end of this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/billybrizzle420/status/1978908954307494004) [@billybrizzle420](/creator/x/billybrizzle420) 2025-10-16T19:40Z 8423 followers, 1915 engagements


"The craziest conspiracy i kind of believe is that dinosaurs straight up weren't real"  
[X Link](https://x.com/billybrizzle420/status/1978985696204321050) [@billybrizzle420](/creator/x/billybrizzle420) 2025-10-17T00:45Z 8432 followers, 19.1K engagements


"Am I allowed to say "jew'd him down" when talking about haggling without getting deported"  
[X Link](https://x.com/billybrizzle420/status/1979543231730745624) [@billybrizzle420](/creator/x/billybrizzle420) 2025-10-18T13:40Z 8415 followers, 5909 engagements


"I've got this horrible habit of coming to lowee to buy X moving boxes & some contractor trash bags and leave w a new hat a carhart work t a utility knife tinted safety glasses and a new pack of carbide drill bits Its basically target for blue collar men"  
[X Link](https://x.com/billybrizzle420/status/1979578576027730209) [@billybrizzle420](/creator/x/billybrizzle420) 2025-10-18T16:01Z 8420 followers, 1455 engagements


"Being XX with no kids is wild every possession of value that I own fits in X large home depot moving boxes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/billybrizzle420/status/1979608112735850952) [@billybrizzle420](/creator/x/billybrizzle420) 2025-10-18T17:58Z 8415 followers, 1380 engagements


"Checked his linked in he hasn't been able to hold a job more than a year in since he left the navy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/billybrizzle420/status/1979727560406925514) [@billybrizzle420](/creator/x/billybrizzle420) 2025-10-19T01:53Z 8422 followers, 6759 engagements


"@no_goblins Is everything worse now or are we turning into cynical assholes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/billybrizzle420/status/1980378439501902242) [@billybrizzle420](/creator/x/billybrizzle420) 2025-10-20T20:59Z 8431 followers, XXX engagements


"Eating Chipotle for the first time in years is it me or is this just not good anymore"  
[X Link](https://x.com/billybrizzle420/status/1977478367474593816) [@billybrizzle420](/creator/x/billybrizzle420) 2025-10-12T20:55Z 8428 followers, 11K engagements


"The last guy to try and start his own bank got dragged through the streets with a knife shoved up his ass"  
[X Link](https://x.com/billybrizzle420/status/1978861452678013401) [@billybrizzle420](/creator/x/billybrizzle420) 2025-10-16T16:31Z 8429 followers, 109.7K engagements


"You guys raised me a cool 1k I can get exactly the model I wanted I'll leave it up for today anything from here would upgrade safety gear but mission success I asked for help and you guys got it done in under a day. Thank you so much"  
[X Link](https://x.com/billybrizzle420/status/1979902122150748281) [@billybrizzle420](/creator/x/billybrizzle420) 2025-10-19T13:27Z 8429 followers, 6682 engagements


"Im apparently pre approved with seemingly reasonable rates at Drive Time but I find that suspicious because my credit is very poor If I show up to the show room and get laughed out of the building ill end my shit"  
[X Link](https://x.com/billybrizzle420/status/1980042118463939037) [@billybrizzle420](/creator/x/billybrizzle420) 2025-10-19T22:43Z 8429 followers, 1261 engagements


"This thermos is XX years older than me I use it to bring milk to work for my cereal"  
[X Link](https://x.com/billybrizzle420/status/1980067187323785409) [@billybrizzle420](/creator/x/billybrizzle420) 2025-10-20T00:22Z 8429 followers, 1667 engagements


"Tried olive garden take out Disgusting I find almost everything disgusting these days im about to learn how to cook for real"  
[X Link](https://x.com/billybrizzle420/status/1980377063472418860) [@billybrizzle420](/creator/x/billybrizzle420) 2025-10-20T20:54Z 8429 followers, 2272 engagements


"Buying some pussy on klarna"  
[X Link](https://x.com/billybrizzle420/status/1980739336095023201) [@billybrizzle420](/creator/x/billybrizzle420) 2025-10-21T20:53Z 8429 followers, XXX engagements