[GUEST ACCESS MODE: Data is scrambled or limited to provide examples. Make requests using your API key to unlock full data. Check https://lunarcrush.ai/auth for authentication information.] [@udiWertheimer](/creator/twitter/udiWertheimer) "Dear friends and relatives of the citizens of Alderaan We are aware that a recent event decimated your loved ones and everything they ever owned. Wed like to note that the Death Star remained stable and operational the entire time. May the force be with you" [X Link](https://x.com/udiWertheimer/status/1977090258484519045) [@udiWertheimer](/creator/x/udiWertheimer) 2025-10-11T19:13Z 231.2K followers, 13.1K engagements "whoever designed the @coinbase credit card and packaging deserves a medal this is true bitcoin art" [X Link](https://x.com/udiWertheimer/status/1975259139069596066) [@udiWertheimer](/creator/x/udiWertheimer) 2025-10-06T17:57Z 231.2K followers, 96.1K engagements "i dont know who needs to hear this but $15B in liquidations doesnt mean that people lost $15B it means that $15B worth of leveraged positions were forced-closed example: you retards have $XXX in your account and opened a $2000 long. your $2000 position got liquidated but you only lost $XXX it appears that nobody on CT understands this. you guys seem to literally think people lost $15B dollars its not even close im getting increasingly convinced that as bad as this event was it wasnt nearly as bad as everyone thinks. very possible that everyone forgets this happened in a week" [X Link](https://x.com/udiWertheimer/status/1977338898108870876) [@udiWertheimer](/creator/x/udiWertheimer) 2025-10-12T11:41Z 231.2K followers, 514.4K engagements "@adam3us @zachherbert why does it bother you that theres an abandoned jpeg on your node but it doesnt bother you that theres a payment for human trafficking on your node" [X Link](https://x.com/udiWertheimer/status/1980046587343626619) [@udiWertheimer](/creator/x/udiWertheimer) 2025-10-19T23:01Z 231.2K followers, XXX engagements "@0xMert_ your options are: X. buy a wizard wear it to trigger the maxis even more they cant stop crying zcash moons -or- X. i create zordinals the curse activates zcash goes to zero choose carefully" [X Link](https://x.com/udiWertheimer/status/1980347803407905165) [@udiWertheimer](/creator/x/udiWertheimer) 2025-10-20T18:58Z 231.2K followers, XXX engagements "maybe robinhood shouldnt add perps actually" [X Link](https://x.com/udiWertheimer/status/1976855855225241694) [@udiWertheimer](/creator/x/udiWertheimer) 2025-10-11T03:42Z 231.2K followers, 16K engagements "gold is more private than zcash btw" [X Link](https://x.com/udiWertheimer/status/1978969000336855517) [@udiWertheimer](/creator/x/udiWertheimer) 2025-10-16T23:39Z 231.2K followers, 39.2K engagements "if youre in ai pivot to crypto" [X Link](https://x.com/udiWertheimer/status/1979716400773222536) [@udiWertheimer](/creator/x/udiWertheimer) 2025-10-19T01:09Z 231.2K followers, 15.7K engagements "it is pruneable youre changing the subject now. CP on bitcoin was already possible with inscriptions in fact some perverts did it probably to prove a point then nothing happened you were the one who said perception of intent mattered for legal reasons (which i doubt) so im just saying that the only reason some people perceive CP to be the intent is because perverts like mechanic who made that up and credentialed people like nick who amplify it so again i think its IDIOTIC to claim that perception of intent matters. thats a very odd argument to make. but IF you believe it then you shouldnt be" [X Link](https://x.com/udiWertheimer/status/1979944464337522707) [@udiWertheimer](/creator/x/udiWertheimer) 2025-10-19T16:15Z 231.2K followers, XXX engagements "is $XXX enough to retire" [X Link](https://x.com/udiWertheimer/status/1980005840892403959) [@udiWertheimer](/creator/x/udiWertheimer) 2025-10-19T20:19Z 231.2K followers, 12.6K engagements "if the up only nft was an ordinal the buyer wouldve instantly listed it back for $24999982.73 as is tradition" [X Link](https://x.com/udiWertheimer/status/1980414859851546994) [@udiWertheimer](/creator/x/udiWertheimer) 2025-10-20T23:24Z 231.2K followers, 12.5K engagements "@aeyakovenko theyll hate this tweet now but when someone buys the nft theyll love it" [X Link](https://x.com/udiWertheimer/status/1980424377171931291) [@udiWertheimer](/creator/x/udiWertheimer) 2025-10-21T00:02Z 231.2K followers, 3548 engagements "every nft collection on ethereum should inscribe a spin off on bitcoin ordinals every single one my dms are open if you need my help" [X Link](https://x.com/udiWertheimer/status/1867784063094075583) [@udiWertheimer](/creator/x/udiWertheimer) 2024-12-14T04:09Z 231.1K followers, 48K engagements "alright ive decided that we need to get @garyvee into ordinals hes one of the reasons i got interested in nfts last cycle and if not for him i probably wouldnt have started taproot wizards in the first place dont know how were gonna do it yet but we will. ideas are welcome" [X Link](https://x.com/udiWertheimer/status/1868480074842067137) [@udiWertheimer](/creator/x/udiWertheimer) 2024-12-16T02:15Z 231.1K followers, 75.2K engagements "FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: HATERS IN DISBELIEF AS TAPROOT WIZARDS ANNOUNCE $30000000.00 SERIES A ROUND (REAL) (Mossad HQ Tel Aviv) X years ago the Taproot Wizards team inscribed the first 4MB block in bitcoins history with an image of a bald wizard. that historic event marked the generational bottom for BTC: in the X years that followed tens of thousands of bitcoiners took a shower for the first time. the most notorious laser-eye maxis called it quits and shut down their podcasts. and the president of the united states of america posted a Taproot Wizards hat on his instagram account. the" [X Link](https://x.com/udiWertheimer/status/1886807060655837518) [@udiWertheimer](/creator/x/udiWertheimer) 2025-02-04T16:00Z 231.1K followers, 166K engagements "nobody will want to hear this but ill say it anyway maybe some of the kids will learn something you cant list a $100m+ coin with $100k liquidity and expect a good outcome. its not going to work since none of the legacy runes set funds aside for market making whenever kraken wants to list it (or its partners) has to first buy coins on the market which they probably write off as a marketing expense which is why you see small rallies ahead of listings but the volume is still low and kraken cant get its hand on a reasonable amount of tokens because theres no liquidity in the first place so its" [X Link](https://x.com/udiWertheimer/status/1948138352563175466) [@udiWertheimer](/creator/x/udiWertheimer) 2025-07-23T21:49Z 231.1K followers, 33.6K engagements "zcash collapsed to levels not seen since yesterday" [X Link](https://x.com/udiWertheimer/status/1976769779936772218) [@udiWertheimer](/creator/x/udiWertheimer) 2025-10-10T22:00Z 231.1K followers, 21.6K engagements "i know everyone wants answers truth is i dont have answers for why altcoins dumped -XX% in a minute and i find the speculation offered on CT to be lackluster i think its important to note that this was the biggest liquidation event in crypto ever and bitcoin is still at last weeks price levels at moments of peak mayhem on the most badly hit exchanges it couldnt wick below $100k whats next in the immediate term for btc i dont know. the weekend just started. weekends are always low liquidity but after yesterday theres really very little liquidity left and i think shenanigans are likely on" [X Link](https://x.com/udiWertheimer/status/1976980788093600038) [@udiWertheimer](/creator/x/udiWertheimer) 2025-10-11T11:58Z 231.1K followers, 52.2K engagements "@cmsholdings stepn szn" [X Link](https://x.com/udiWertheimer/status/1977108068866695444) [@udiWertheimer](/creator/x/udiWertheimer) 2025-10-11T20:24Z 231.1K followers, 1955 engagements "i formally apologize @blknoiz06" [X Link](https://x.com/udiWertheimer/status/1977136960457035976) [@udiWertheimer](/creator/x/udiWertheimer) 2025-10-11T22:19Z 231.1K followers, 23.3K engagements "he shorted again an hour before trump tweeted dont worry about china iNsidER tRAdiNg" [X Link](https://x.com/udiWertheimer/status/1977426497192526082) [@udiWertheimer](/creator/x/udiWertheimer) 2025-10-12T17:29Z 231.1K followers, 274.9K engagements "for the record i dont know a single bitcoin og whos bridging to zcash you can make jokes about how zcash is private so i wouldnt know those would be fine jokes but fact remains i doubt theres any truth in that whatsoever" [X Link](https://x.com/udiWertheimer/status/1978085651376480424) [@udiWertheimer](/creator/x/udiWertheimer) 2025-10-14T13:09Z 231.1K followers, 27.3K engagements "@kennyistyping the ancient bitcoin whales did buy ordinals unfortunately they then listed them back XXX% lower" [X Link](https://x.com/udiWertheimer/status/1978133800241553874) [@udiWertheimer](/creator/x/udiWertheimer) 2025-10-14T16:20Z 231.1K followers, XXX engagements "im not sure why this app wants me to be upset about mamdani becoming the mayor of nyc broskis i dont live in nyc and thats very intentional these dumbasses can do whatever they want i couldnt care less thank you for your attention to this matter" [X Link](https://x.com/udiWertheimer/status/1978652196905353629) [@udiWertheimer](/creator/x/udiWertheimer) 2025-10-16T02:40Z 231.1K followers, 11.9K engagements "@__proper fwiw most ordinals people are not this dumb" [X Link](https://x.com/udiWertheimer/status/1979610922650841150) [@udiWertheimer](/creator/x/udiWertheimer) 2025-10-18T18:09Z 231.1K followers, XXX engagements "@0xMert_ people like this love it when you crash out because they barely ever really build anything they just wait for you to complain and then they dunk on you and get likes and maxis buy their stock (their religion forbids them from buying shitcoins so they buy shit stocks instead)" [X Link](https://x.com/udiWertheimer/status/1979950896302735456) [@udiWertheimer](/creator/x/udiWertheimer) 2025-10-19T16:40Z 231.1K followers, 1943 engagements "@sikakanotna cringe" [X Link](https://x.com/udiWertheimer/status/1980086369578807536) [@udiWertheimer](/creator/x/udiWertheimer) 2025-10-20T01:39Z 231.1K followers, XXX engagements "@dinowxyz the war is over and your idiotic peace-hating ass will regret doubting me zero understanding of the middle east dont tag me again" [X Link](https://x.com/udiWertheimer/status/1980094732828078130) [@udiWertheimer](/creator/x/udiWertheimer) 2025-10-20T02:12Z 231.1K followers, XXX engagements "@gladstein thats fine but these guys know more about bitcoin adoption than anyone else so maybe worth learning from if the goal is bitcoin adoption if the goal is podcast clicks then yes saying things like bitcoin not crypto has proven successful" [X Link](https://x.com/udiWertheimer/status/1980142949876035847) [@udiWertheimer](/creator/x/udiWertheimer) 2025-10-20T05:24Z 231.1K followers, 1530 engagements "not that it matters anymore but $ordi probably flips $dog imminently runes were a huge mistake and it will be great to finally put them in the rearview mirror. brc2.0 spark btkn and odinfun tokens are all way better hopefully everyone will forget about this bad episode soon" [X Link](https://x.com/udiWertheimer/status/1959264300679168353) [@udiWertheimer](/creator/x/udiWertheimer) 2025-08-23T14:39Z 231.1K followers, 76.4K engagements "@gladstein every major player that can be credited for onboarding masses of bitcoiners this cycle disagrees. MicroStrategy Blackrock (and other ETF issuers) Coinbase and Binance all define bitcoin as a crypto asset" [X Link](https://x.com/udiWertheimer/status/1980117356622790956) [@udiWertheimer](/creator/x/udiWertheimer) 2025-10-20T03:42Z 231.1K followers, 1827 engagements "but i get called a "retarded retard" or "subhuman" by this allegedly intelligent skilled and superior crowd want me to show you the names ive been called by people who know nothing about me and found out about bitcoin a decade after i dropped everything to dedicate all my time to it and forget about me im just a dirty shitcoiner not worthy of human dignity but what about core supporters who never shitcoined in their lives and are attacked on a daily basis as child abusers tldr youre gonna have to elevate above the behavior of the lowest common denominator if you want to solve the social" [X Link](https://x.com/udiWertheimer/status/1980252246739710401) [@udiWertheimer](/creator/x/udiWertheimer) 2025-10-20T12:38Z 231.1K followers, XXX engagements "ive used ios XX for XX minutes and i already hate every single app that isnt using liquid glass" [X Link](https://x.com/udiWertheimer/status/1967714000633991180) [@udiWertheimer](/creator/x/udiWertheimer) 2025-09-15T22:15Z 231.1K followers, 15.4K engagements "HOW DID HE KNOW" [X Link](https://x.com/udiWertheimer/status/1976844473507414411) [@udiWertheimer](/creator/x/udiWertheimer) 2025-10-11T02:57Z 231.1K followers, 13.4K engagements "@brian_armstrong thanks but given recent market conditions $XXX limit is fine" [X Link](https://x.com/udiWertheimer/status/1976995275265990736) [@udiWertheimer](/creator/x/udiWertheimer) 2025-10-11T12:56Z 231.2K followers, 8580 engagements "its ABSOLUTELY RETARDED how CT is convinced that the hyperliquid whale who shorted the market is a trump insider i asked some asian friends about this. the rare earth metals announcement by china happened on thursday. everybody in china knew about it. it was well understood in china that this is a major move in the US-china trade war. chinese media FOR MONTHS promoted the rare metals issue as chinas trump card to gain leverage with US everyone over there understood what it meant and that trump will react somehow the idea that somehow only trumps family could act on this information IS MENTAL" [X Link](https://x.com/udiWertheimer/status/1977333058433851665) [@udiWertheimer](/creator/x/udiWertheimer) 2025-10-12T11:18Z 231.2K followers, 266.5K engagements "*TRUMP: ETHEREUM IS NO LONGER A BLOCKCHAIN" [X Link](https://x.com/udiWertheimer/status/1978661116029841474) [@udiWertheimer](/creator/x/udiWertheimer) 2025-10-16T03:15Z 231.2K followers, 19.4K engagements "seeing many people cheering for this post by greg maxwell about the increasingly boring filter drama in bitcoin i dunno i think its fine but greg and other core-affiliated folks continue to score own goals saying stupid shit like we outright hate nft/shitcoin traffic sorry but why do you HATE it what kind of idiotic position is that every single week traffic flows through your holy bitcoin node that funds things like terrorism child trafficking nuclear warfare projects and more. yet you sleep like a baby when that happens and dont give it a second thought why on earth would you HATE it if" [X Link](https://x.com/udiWertheimer/status/1978823408012968373) [@udiWertheimer](/creator/x/udiWertheimer) 2025-10-16T14:00Z 231.2K followers, 28K engagements "since the ceasefire hamas operatives are freely walking around gaza and executing their own people in the streets you dont hear about this from eurotarded leaders because they couldnt care less about the lives of gazans. they only care about hating israel" [X Link](https://x.com/udiWertheimer/status/1978886995981001207) [@udiWertheimer](/creator/x/udiWertheimer) 2025-10-16T18:13Z 231.2K followers, 25.8K engagements "are the runetards still mad at me because i told them runes will never succeed or do they realize now that maybe i wasnt wrong" [X Link](https://x.com/udiWertheimer/status/1978917766657630668) [@udiWertheimer](/creator/x/udiWertheimer) 2025-10-16T20:15Z 231.2K followers, 18.9K engagements "trust me i hate saying this but eth is probably approaching a bottom" [X Link](https://x.com/udiWertheimer/status/1979267587897987240) [@udiWertheimer](/creator/x/udiWertheimer) 2025-10-17T19:25Z 231.2K followers, 25.9K engagements "i want to be very clear i think you are DEAD WRONG about btc having topped btc dominance to new highs probably very soon the market is wrong" [X Link](https://x.com/udiWertheimer/status/1979358869748093292) [@udiWertheimer](/creator/x/udiWertheimer) 2025-10-18T01:28Z 231.2K followers, 26.1K engagements "this is a misunderstanding of the feature it is not designed to host anything it is designed to allow mempools to correctly predict the next block. since large opreturns are already routinely making it into block (and getting hosted) insofar as theres some legal surface expansion due to intent we shouldnt worry about that because the intent wasnt to host more content" [X Link](https://x.com/udiWertheimer/status/1979931355438833758) [@udiWertheimer](/creator/x/udiWertheimer) 2025-10-19T15:23Z 231.2K followers, XXX engagements "@gladstein @0xMert_ as someone who probably made tens of millions of dollars off of triggering bitcoin maxis about things they can control allow me to inform you that you are currently helping pump the zcash price" [X Link](https://x.com/udiWertheimer/status/1980331253472849975) [@udiWertheimer](/creator/x/udiWertheimer) 2025-10-20T17:52Z 231.2K followers, XXX engagements "bankless should list a $25000000 nft if someone buys it then have to shut down the podcast" [X Link](https://x.com/udiWertheimer/status/1980423652240945545) [@udiWertheimer](/creator/x/udiWertheimer) 2025-10-20T23:59Z 231.2K followers, 154K engagements "@CryptoWendyO its a great deal for everyone involved tbh" [X Link](https://x.com/udiWertheimer/status/1980427769482997929) [@udiWertheimer](/creator/x/udiWertheimer) 2025-10-21T00:15Z 231.2K followers, 3033 engagements "AI was more intelligent than CT back in the GPT XXX days as far as crypto is concerned weve reached AGI X years ago" [X Link](https://x.com/udiWertheimer/status/1978583894313034035) [@udiWertheimer](/creator/x/udiWertheimer) 2025-10-15T22:08Z 231.2K followers, 7270 engagements "timeline in complete disarray probably the bottom" [X Link](https://x.com/udiWertheimer/status/1978960810765369728) [@udiWertheimer](/creator/x/udiWertheimer) 2025-10-16T23:06Z 231.2K followers, 17.5K engagements "its funny that bitcoin maxis only talk about privacy when privacy coins pump kinda gay" [X Link](https://x.com/udiWertheimer/status/1979272505216110726) [@udiWertheimer](/creator/x/udiWertheimer) 2025-10-17T19:45Z 231.2K followers, 16.7K engagements "i still think the apple vision pro is the coolest piece of consumer tech created in years if i vibe code an app that lets you place your ordinals on your walls at home are any of you gonna use it Spatial Spam" [X Link](https://x.com/udiWertheimer/status/1979741619919495286) [@udiWertheimer](/creator/x/udiWertheimer) 2025-10-19T02:49Z 231.2K followers, 11.6K engagements "@0xMert_ bro please dont declare war on bitcoin please bro" [X Link](https://x.com/udiWertheimer/status/1979948523027386478) [@udiWertheimer](/creator/x/udiWertheimer) 2025-10-19T16:31Z 231.2K followers, 5253 engagements "bitcoin absolutely is crypto we need to get more people in crypto to have bitcoin exposure until this stops being controversial and thats exactly what the taproot wizards are going to do" [X Link](https://x.com/udiWertheimer/status/1980068549998911713) [@udiWertheimer](/creator/x/udiWertheimer) 2025-10-20T00:28Z 231.2K followers, 26.5K engagements "ok is he a billionaire now" [X Link](https://x.com/udiWertheimer/status/1980396590105006521) [@udiWertheimer](/creator/x/udiWertheimer) 2025-10-20T22:11Z 231.2K followers, 30.4K engagements "@socrypt @fluffypony @0xMert_ @notthreadguy unlike zcash proponents monero heads actually do things that land them in jail bullish" [X Link](https://x.com/udiWertheimer/status/1980633875186630743) [@udiWertheimer](/creator/x/udiWertheimer) 2025-10-21T13:54Z 231.2K followers, XXX engagements "@WClementeIII the mindfuck is coming" [X Link](https://x.com/udiWertheimer/status/1980642118160068908) [@udiWertheimer](/creator/x/udiWertheimer) 2025-10-21T14:27Z 231.2K followers, 2275 engagements "BREAKING: HBO DOCUMENTARY CLAIMS THAT SATOSHI NAKAMOTO IS PETER TODD CHIEF SCIENTIST OF VIACOIN A 2014 SHITCOIN THAT WENT TO ZERO" [X Link](https://x.com/udiWertheimer/status/1843808602353742030) [@udiWertheimer](/creator/x/udiWertheimer) 2024-10-09T00:20Z 231.1K followers, 108.5K engagements "you guys can do whatever you want but right now is probably the absolute worst time ever to list your quantum cat 😹🪄 talk to you soon" [X Link](https://x.com/udiWertheimer/status/1885782951239270685) [@udiWertheimer](/creator/x/udiWertheimer) 2025-02-01T20:11Z 231.1K followers, 32.8K engagements "ross ulbricht should find some tiny microcap public company and do a reverse merger change the ticker name to $SILK and announce that theyre going to accumulate 50000 btc (thats what the fbi stole from him) itd be the best meme stock of all time. might flip nvidia" [X Link](https://x.com/udiWertheimer/status/1928871202426085808) [@udiWertheimer](/creator/x/udiWertheimer) 2025-05-31T17:48Z 231.1K followers, 63.1K engagements "Taproot Wizards NodeMonkes Ordi keep fading" [X Link](https://x.com/udiWertheimer/status/1949462416187900309) [@udiWertheimer](/creator/x/udiWertheimer) 2025-07-27T13:30Z 231.1K followers, 57.1K engagements "your mission should you choose to accept it is to acquire as much bitcoin as possible before there isnt any left" [X Link](https://x.com/udiWertheimer/status/1961875234325242044) [@udiWertheimer](/creator/x/udiWertheimer) 2025-08-30T19:34Z 231.1K followers, 15.4K engagements "in oct 2017 btc broke $4500. X months later it hit $20k in december 2021 btc broke its previous ATH of $20k and X months later it hit $60k there is absolutely no reason why bitcoin cant hit $400k by the end of this year its a very reasonable target. youre just a gay bear" [X Link](https://x.com/udiWertheimer/status/1975016302822469884) [@udiWertheimer](/creator/x/udiWertheimer) 2025-10-06T01:52Z 231.1K followers, 162.9K engagements "i thought bitcoin will hit $400000 by the end of the year but that was when bitcoin was trading for $125000 since bitcoin is now trading for $112000 i regret to announce that im adjusting my end of year target to $387000" [X Link](https://x.com/udiWertheimer/status/1976858432390283719) [@udiWertheimer](/creator/x/udiWertheimer) 2025-10-11T03:52Z 231.1K followers, 47.8K engagements "everyone says dont use leverage but thats just not realistic. you are all degenerates of course youll use leverage but PLEASE do not leave your leveraged positions open over the weekend. when the markets close at 3pm ET on friday you close your leverage. there is no reason to be in a leveraged trade over the weekend open the charts. if you stuck to this simple rule youd avoid the vast majority of big flushes this year and its not a coincidence" [X Link](https://x.com/udiWertheimer/status/1977511396570288627) [@udiWertheimer](/creator/x/udiWertheimer) 2025-10-12T23:07Z 231.1K followers, 34K engagements "this is what a presidential video should look like powerful inspiring proud reverent you dont become a leader by getting the title. you either have it or you dont. this man has it" [X Link](https://x.com/udiWertheimer/status/1977945974719828291) [@udiWertheimer](/creator/x/udiWertheimer) 2025-10-14T03:54Z 231.1K followers, 19.9K engagements "@RyanSAdams david starts a tempo podcast wyd" [X Link](https://x.com/udiWertheimer/status/1979162342362325210) [@udiWertheimer](/creator/x/udiWertheimer) 2025-10-17T12:27Z 231.1K followers, 4515 engagements "@TaikiMaeda2 i made a funny joke ONCE" [X Link](https://x.com/udiWertheimer/status/1979180002487771474) [@udiWertheimer](/creator/x/udiWertheimer) 2025-10-17T13:37Z 231.1K followers, XXX engagements "@CryptoRawrr every time the eth community is elated it's omega bearish. whenever they want to kill themselves it's bullish. i know it's cliche and stupid but it seems to always work" [X Link](https://x.com/udiWertheimer/status/1979268262367236419) [@udiWertheimer](/creator/x/udiWertheimer) 2025-10-17T19:28Z 231.1K followers, 2064 engagements "@weatherappinu i bullposted bitcoin from $XXX retard the denominator is worthless higher" [X Link](https://x.com/udiWertheimer/status/1979361669106274338) [@udiWertheimer](/creator/x/udiWertheimer) 2025-10-18T01:39Z 231.1K followers, 1067 engagements "@BitPaine fuck this is not good" [X Link](https://x.com/udiWertheimer/status/1979601786706300954) [@udiWertheimer](/creator/x/udiWertheimer) 2025-10-18T17:33Z 231.1K followers, 1064 engagements
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"Dear friends and relatives of the citizens of Alderaan We are aware that a recent event decimated your loved ones and everything they ever owned. Wed like to note that the Death Star remained stable and operational the entire time. May the force be with you"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-11T19:13Z 231.2K followers, 13.1K engagements
"whoever designed the @coinbase credit card and packaging deserves a medal this is true bitcoin art"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-06T17:57Z 231.2K followers, 96.1K engagements
"i dont know who needs to hear this but $15B in liquidations doesnt mean that people lost $15B it means that $15B worth of leveraged positions were forced-closed example: you retards have $XXX in your account and opened a $2000 long. your $2000 position got liquidated but you only lost $XXX it appears that nobody on CT understands this. you guys seem to literally think people lost $15B dollars its not even close im getting increasingly convinced that as bad as this event was it wasnt nearly as bad as everyone thinks. very possible that everyone forgets this happened in a week"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-12T11:41Z 231.2K followers, 514.4K engagements
"@adam3us @zachherbert why does it bother you that theres an abandoned jpeg on your node but it doesnt bother you that theres a payment for human trafficking on your node"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-19T23:01Z 231.2K followers, XXX engagements
"@0xMert_ your options are: X. buy a wizard wear it to trigger the maxis even more they cant stop crying zcash moons -or- X. i create zordinals the curse activates zcash goes to zero choose carefully"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-20T18:58Z 231.2K followers, XXX engagements
"maybe robinhood shouldnt add perps actually"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-11T03:42Z 231.2K followers, 16K engagements
"gold is more private than zcash btw"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-16T23:39Z 231.2K followers, 39.2K engagements
"if youre in ai pivot to crypto"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-19T01:09Z 231.2K followers, 15.7K engagements
"it is pruneable youre changing the subject now. CP on bitcoin was already possible with inscriptions in fact some perverts did it probably to prove a point then nothing happened you were the one who said perception of intent mattered for legal reasons (which i doubt) so im just saying that the only reason some people perceive CP to be the intent is because perverts like mechanic who made that up and credentialed people like nick who amplify it so again i think its IDIOTIC to claim that perception of intent matters. thats a very odd argument to make. but IF you believe it then you shouldnt be"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-19T16:15Z 231.2K followers, XXX engagements
"is $XXX enough to retire"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-19T20:19Z 231.2K followers, 12.6K engagements
"if the up only nft was an ordinal the buyer wouldve instantly listed it back for $24999982.73 as is tradition"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-20T23:24Z 231.2K followers, 12.5K engagements
"@aeyakovenko theyll hate this tweet now but when someone buys the nft theyll love it"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-21T00:02Z 231.2K followers, 3548 engagements
"every nft collection on ethereum should inscribe a spin off on bitcoin ordinals every single one my dms are open if you need my help"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2024-12-14T04:09Z 231.1K followers, 48K engagements
"alright ive decided that we need to get @garyvee into ordinals hes one of the reasons i got interested in nfts last cycle and if not for him i probably wouldnt have started taproot wizards in the first place dont know how were gonna do it yet but we will. ideas are welcome"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2024-12-16T02:15Z 231.1K followers, 75.2K engagements
"FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: HATERS IN DISBELIEF AS TAPROOT WIZARDS ANNOUNCE $30000000.00 SERIES A ROUND (REAL) (Mossad HQ Tel Aviv) X years ago the Taproot Wizards team inscribed the first 4MB block in bitcoins history with an image of a bald wizard. that historic event marked the generational bottom for BTC: in the X years that followed tens of thousands of bitcoiners took a shower for the first time. the most notorious laser-eye maxis called it quits and shut down their podcasts. and the president of the united states of america posted a Taproot Wizards hat on his instagram account. the"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-02-04T16:00Z 231.1K followers, 166K engagements
"nobody will want to hear this but ill say it anyway maybe some of the kids will learn something you cant list a $100m+ coin with $100k liquidity and expect a good outcome. its not going to work since none of the legacy runes set funds aside for market making whenever kraken wants to list it (or its partners) has to first buy coins on the market which they probably write off as a marketing expense which is why you see small rallies ahead of listings but the volume is still low and kraken cant get its hand on a reasonable amount of tokens because theres no liquidity in the first place so its"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-07-23T21:49Z 231.1K followers, 33.6K engagements
"zcash collapsed to levels not seen since yesterday"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-10T22:00Z 231.1K followers, 21.6K engagements
"i know everyone wants answers truth is i dont have answers for why altcoins dumped -XX% in a minute and i find the speculation offered on CT to be lackluster i think its important to note that this was the biggest liquidation event in crypto ever and bitcoin is still at last weeks price levels at moments of peak mayhem on the most badly hit exchanges it couldnt wick below $100k whats next in the immediate term for btc i dont know. the weekend just started. weekends are always low liquidity but after yesterday theres really very little liquidity left and i think shenanigans are likely on"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-11T11:58Z 231.1K followers, 52.2K engagements
"@cmsholdings stepn szn"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-11T20:24Z 231.1K followers, 1955 engagements
"i formally apologize @blknoiz06"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-11T22:19Z 231.1K followers, 23.3K engagements
"he shorted again an hour before trump tweeted dont worry about china iNsidER tRAdiNg"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-12T17:29Z 231.1K followers, 274.9K engagements
"for the record i dont know a single bitcoin og whos bridging to zcash you can make jokes about how zcash is private so i wouldnt know those would be fine jokes but fact remains i doubt theres any truth in that whatsoever"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-14T13:09Z 231.1K followers, 27.3K engagements
"@kennyistyping the ancient bitcoin whales did buy ordinals unfortunately they then listed them back XXX% lower"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-14T16:20Z 231.1K followers, XXX engagements
"im not sure why this app wants me to be upset about mamdani becoming the mayor of nyc broskis i dont live in nyc and thats very intentional these dumbasses can do whatever they want i couldnt care less thank you for your attention to this matter"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-16T02:40Z 231.1K followers, 11.9K engagements
"@__proper fwiw most ordinals people are not this dumb"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-18T18:09Z 231.1K followers, XXX engagements
"@0xMert_ people like this love it when you crash out because they barely ever really build anything they just wait for you to complain and then they dunk on you and get likes and maxis buy their stock (their religion forbids them from buying shitcoins so they buy shit stocks instead)"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-19T16:40Z 231.1K followers, 1943 engagements
"@sikakanotna cringe"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-20T01:39Z 231.1K followers, XXX engagements
"@dinowxyz the war is over and your idiotic peace-hating ass will regret doubting me zero understanding of the middle east dont tag me again"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-20T02:12Z 231.1K followers, XXX engagements
"@gladstein thats fine but these guys know more about bitcoin adoption than anyone else so maybe worth learning from if the goal is bitcoin adoption if the goal is podcast clicks then yes saying things like bitcoin not crypto has proven successful"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-20T05:24Z 231.1K followers, 1530 engagements
"not that it matters anymore but $ordi probably flips $dog imminently runes were a huge mistake and it will be great to finally put them in the rearview mirror. brc2.0 spark btkn and odinfun tokens are all way better hopefully everyone will forget about this bad episode soon"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-08-23T14:39Z 231.1K followers, 76.4K engagements
"@gladstein every major player that can be credited for onboarding masses of bitcoiners this cycle disagrees. MicroStrategy Blackrock (and other ETF issuers) Coinbase and Binance all define bitcoin as a crypto asset"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-20T03:42Z 231.1K followers, 1827 engagements
"but i get called a "retarded retard" or "subhuman" by this allegedly intelligent skilled and superior crowd want me to show you the names ive been called by people who know nothing about me and found out about bitcoin a decade after i dropped everything to dedicate all my time to it and forget about me im just a dirty shitcoiner not worthy of human dignity but what about core supporters who never shitcoined in their lives and are attacked on a daily basis as child abusers tldr youre gonna have to elevate above the behavior of the lowest common denominator if you want to solve the social"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-20T12:38Z 231.1K followers, XXX engagements
"ive used ios XX for XX minutes and i already hate every single app that isnt using liquid glass"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-09-15T22:15Z 231.1K followers, 15.4K engagements
"HOW DID HE KNOW"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-11T02:57Z 231.1K followers, 13.4K engagements
"@brian_armstrong thanks but given recent market conditions $XXX limit is fine"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-11T12:56Z 231.2K followers, 8580 engagements
"its ABSOLUTELY RETARDED how CT is convinced that the hyperliquid whale who shorted the market is a trump insider i asked some asian friends about this. the rare earth metals announcement by china happened on thursday. everybody in china knew about it. it was well understood in china that this is a major move in the US-china trade war. chinese media FOR MONTHS promoted the rare metals issue as chinas trump card to gain leverage with US everyone over there understood what it meant and that trump will react somehow the idea that somehow only trumps family could act on this information IS MENTAL"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-12T11:18Z 231.2K followers, 266.5K engagements
"*TRUMP: ETHEREUM IS NO LONGER A BLOCKCHAIN"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-16T03:15Z 231.2K followers, 19.4K engagements
"seeing many people cheering for this post by greg maxwell about the increasingly boring filter drama in bitcoin i dunno i think its fine but greg and other core-affiliated folks continue to score own goals saying stupid shit like we outright hate nft/shitcoin traffic sorry but why do you HATE it what kind of idiotic position is that every single week traffic flows through your holy bitcoin node that funds things like terrorism child trafficking nuclear warfare projects and more. yet you sleep like a baby when that happens and dont give it a second thought why on earth would you HATE it if"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-16T14:00Z 231.2K followers, 28K engagements
"since the ceasefire hamas operatives are freely walking around gaza and executing their own people in the streets you dont hear about this from eurotarded leaders because they couldnt care less about the lives of gazans. they only care about hating israel"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-16T18:13Z 231.2K followers, 25.8K engagements
"are the runetards still mad at me because i told them runes will never succeed or do they realize now that maybe i wasnt wrong"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-16T20:15Z 231.2K followers, 18.9K engagements
"trust me i hate saying this but eth is probably approaching a bottom"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-17T19:25Z 231.2K followers, 25.9K engagements
"i want to be very clear i think you are DEAD WRONG about btc having topped btc dominance to new highs probably very soon the market is wrong"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-18T01:28Z 231.2K followers, 26.1K engagements
"this is a misunderstanding of the feature it is not designed to host anything it is designed to allow mempools to correctly predict the next block. since large opreturns are already routinely making it into block (and getting hosted) insofar as theres some legal surface expansion due to intent we shouldnt worry about that because the intent wasnt to host more content"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-19T15:23Z 231.2K followers, XXX engagements
"@gladstein @0xMert_ as someone who probably made tens of millions of dollars off of triggering bitcoin maxis about things they can control allow me to inform you that you are currently helping pump the zcash price"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-20T17:52Z 231.2K followers, XXX engagements
"bankless should list a $25000000 nft if someone buys it then have to shut down the podcast"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-20T23:59Z 231.2K followers, 154K engagements
"@CryptoWendyO its a great deal for everyone involved tbh"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-21T00:15Z 231.2K followers, 3033 engagements
"AI was more intelligent than CT back in the GPT XXX days as far as crypto is concerned weve reached AGI X years ago"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-15T22:08Z 231.2K followers, 7270 engagements
"timeline in complete disarray probably the bottom"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-16T23:06Z 231.2K followers, 17.5K engagements
"its funny that bitcoin maxis only talk about privacy when privacy coins pump kinda gay"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-17T19:45Z 231.2K followers, 16.7K engagements
"i still think the apple vision pro is the coolest piece of consumer tech created in years if i vibe code an app that lets you place your ordinals on your walls at home are any of you gonna use it Spatial Spam"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-19T02:49Z 231.2K followers, 11.6K engagements
"@0xMert_ bro please dont declare war on bitcoin please bro"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-19T16:31Z 231.2K followers, 5253 engagements
"bitcoin absolutely is crypto we need to get more people in crypto to have bitcoin exposure until this stops being controversial and thats exactly what the taproot wizards are going to do"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-20T00:28Z 231.2K followers, 26.5K engagements
"ok is he a billionaire now"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-20T22:11Z 231.2K followers, 30.4K engagements
"@socrypt @fluffypony @0xMert_ @notthreadguy unlike zcash proponents monero heads actually do things that land them in jail bullish"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-21T13:54Z 231.2K followers, XXX engagements
"@WClementeIII the mindfuck is coming"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-21T14:27Z 231.2K followers, 2275 engagements
"BREAKING: HBO DOCUMENTARY CLAIMS THAT SATOSHI NAKAMOTO IS PETER TODD CHIEF SCIENTIST OF VIACOIN A 2014 SHITCOIN THAT WENT TO ZERO"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2024-10-09T00:20Z 231.1K followers, 108.5K engagements
"you guys can do whatever you want but right now is probably the absolute worst time ever to list your quantum cat 😹🪄 talk to you soon"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-02-01T20:11Z 231.1K followers, 32.8K engagements
"ross ulbricht should find some tiny microcap public company and do a reverse merger change the ticker name to $SILK and announce that theyre going to accumulate 50000 btc (thats what the fbi stole from him) itd be the best meme stock of all time. might flip nvidia"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-05-31T17:48Z 231.1K followers, 63.1K engagements
"Taproot Wizards NodeMonkes Ordi keep fading"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-07-27T13:30Z 231.1K followers, 57.1K engagements
"your mission should you choose to accept it is to acquire as much bitcoin as possible before there isnt any left"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-08-30T19:34Z 231.1K followers, 15.4K engagements
"in oct 2017 btc broke $4500. X months later it hit $20k in december 2021 btc broke its previous ATH of $20k and X months later it hit $60k there is absolutely no reason why bitcoin cant hit $400k by the end of this year its a very reasonable target. youre just a gay bear"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-06T01:52Z 231.1K followers, 162.9K engagements
"i thought bitcoin will hit $400000 by the end of the year but that was when bitcoin was trading for $125000 since bitcoin is now trading for $112000 i regret to announce that im adjusting my end of year target to $387000"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-11T03:52Z 231.1K followers, 47.8K engagements
"everyone says dont use leverage but thats just not realistic. you are all degenerates of course youll use leverage but PLEASE do not leave your leveraged positions open over the weekend. when the markets close at 3pm ET on friday you close your leverage. there is no reason to be in a leveraged trade over the weekend open the charts. if you stuck to this simple rule youd avoid the vast majority of big flushes this year and its not a coincidence"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-12T23:07Z 231.1K followers, 34K engagements
"this is what a presidential video should look like powerful inspiring proud reverent you dont become a leader by getting the title. you either have it or you dont. this man has it"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-14T03:54Z 231.1K followers, 19.9K engagements
"@RyanSAdams david starts a tempo podcast wyd"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-17T12:27Z 231.1K followers, 4515 engagements
"@TaikiMaeda2 i made a funny joke ONCE"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-17T13:37Z 231.1K followers, XXX engagements
"@CryptoRawrr every time the eth community is elated it's omega bearish. whenever they want to kill themselves it's bullish. i know it's cliche and stupid but it seems to always work"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-17T19:28Z 231.1K followers, 2064 engagements
"@weatherappinu i bullposted bitcoin from $XXX retard the denominator is worthless higher"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-18T01:39Z 231.1K followers, 1067 engagements
"@BitPaine fuck this is not good"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-18T17:33Z 231.1K followers, 1064 engagements
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