[GUEST ACCESS MODE: Data is scrambled or limited to provide examples. Make requests using your API key to unlock full data. Check https://lunarcrush.ai/auth for authentication information.] [@fleshsimulator](/creator/twitter/fleshsimulator) "@triforcemack Nah Ive reigned in fleshbot dramatically Ive expressed this sentiment multiple time actually"  [@fleshsimulator](/creator/x/fleshsimulator) on [X](/post/tweet/1948612129394987459) 2025-07-25 05:11:49 UTC 35.6K followers, XXX engagements "I dont think the Pfizer shot turns you into a magnet or whatever I do think its probably pretty bad for you I think it helped certain populations a net positive amount I think it helped other populations a net negative amount and I think it was useless to prevent spread"  [@fleshsimulator](/creator/x/fleshsimulator) on [X](/post/tweet/1946995731127996762) 2025-07-20 18:08:50 UTC 35.6K followers, 6994 engagements "you should have to make more than $100K a year to be allowed to start politically organizing or something we are being hamstrung by LOSERS The right at least makes you start and run a used car dealership first"  [@fleshsimulator](/creator/x/fleshsimulator) on [X](/post/tweet/1946289836534411775) 2025-07-18 19:23:52 UTC 35.4K followers, 16.8K engagements "When you get a phone call asking Im looking for *your name* is he available what do you answer with Not asking most correct/formal (its option 1) just what you personally say if youre not a man stfu and answer normally anyways. you know exactly what I am asking"  [@fleshsimulator](/creator/x/fleshsimulator) on [X](/post/tweet/1945742538138079694) 2025-07-17 07:09:05 UTC 35.6K followers, 45.1K engagements "Im about to reactivate fleshbot and pump him full of a 50/50 blend of Peter Dale Scott and Tulsi Gabbard and create the discourse equivalent of a dirty bomb"  [@fleshsimulator](/creator/x/fleshsimulator) on [X](/post/tweet/1947366041371234412) 2025-07-21 18:40:19 UTC 35.6K followers, 12.7K engagements "Its funny how everyone who thinks China is generally racist tends to have close relationships with actual Chinese people and everyone who is insistent they arent racist has read a lot about China on twitter"  [@fleshsimulator](/creator/x/fleshsimulator) on [X](/post/tweet/1947345276814897480) 2025-07-21 17:17:48 UTC 35.6K followers, 18K engagements "One of the highest ROI investments a city can make is free recording studios. Run them at a loss use behringer gear bolted down. The main amenity is just sound treatment and space. Will keep the youth occupied and lead to actual interesting music for once"  [@fleshsimulator](/creator/x/fleshsimulator) on [X](/post/tweet/1947011543767404756) 2025-07-20 19:11:40 UTC 35.6K followers, 119.9K engagements "This is the stupidest group Ive people Ive ever played bloons tower defense against straight up China stans who have never met a Chinese person god almighty"  [@fleshsimulator](/creator/x/fleshsimulator) on [X](/post/tweet/1947351119555911963) 2025-07-21 17:41:01 UTC 35.6K followers, 18.8K engagements "this has gotta be the most insanely irresponsibly dangerous lifehack video Ive ever seen lmao. Bro you made a BOMB"  [@fleshsimulator](/creator/x/fleshsimulator) on [X](/post/tweet/1944956172760748033) 2025-07-15 03:04:21 UTC 35.6K followers, 649.3K engagements "Ive been jumped 3-on-1 beaten and robbed at 11AM inside of a convenience store in one of the nicer parts of the city. The cops caught them immediately because they were going store to store trying to get cash from my locked debit card. The DA didnt press charges Its that bad"  [@fleshsimulator](/creator/x/fleshsimulator) on [X](/post/tweet/1942079162295996795) 2025-07-07 04:32:09 UTC 35.6K followers, 273.5K engagements "Erewhon: Technofash Whole Foods Balduccis: Glowie Whole Foods Trader Joes: Scientologist Whole Foods Moms Organic Market: Manson Family Whole Foods Yes Market: Secretly Racist YIMBY Whole Foods"  [@fleshsimulator](/creator/x/fleshsimulator) on [X](/post/tweet/1944550093207552028) 2025-07-14 00:10:44 UTC 35.4K followers, 6630 engagements "Oh wonderful hes taking ANOTHER thing that has been sorely needed for years and doing it all concentration camp-ly This is gonna set state-mandated mental health treatment back by XX years"  [@fleshsimulator](/creator/x/fleshsimulator) on [X](/post/tweet/1948799381559259421) 2025-07-25 17:35:54 UTC 35.6K followers, 19.8K engagements "@KloydLaufman If you find one piece of evidence of me being a Zionist Ill give you X dollars and kill myself"  [@fleshsimulator](/creator/x/fleshsimulator) on [X](/post/tweet/1947330252360790053) 2025-07-21 16:18:06 UTC 35.6K followers, 24K engagements "Having people yell at you online is all in the game when it comes to being a content creator as a job. Thats totally fine But holy SHIT there are a lot of people on here who think building a runway will make the planes come"  [@fleshsimulator](/creator/x/fleshsimulator) on [X](/post/tweet/1947762653021020566) 2025-07-22 20:56:18 UTC 35.4K followers, 3677 engagements "@based_eva Okay thats actually the single legit point thats been made so far. They do beat us on that Everything else though is WAY to the right"  [@fleshsimulator](/creator/x/fleshsimulator) on [X](/post/tweet/1947229893277712594) 2025-07-21 09:39:18 UTC 35.4K followers, 20.3K engagements "Guy who thinks its race science to say that people in China are racist"  [@fleshsimulator](/creator/x/fleshsimulator) on [X](/post/tweet/1947207592029093980) 2025-07-21 08:10:41 UTC 35.6K followers, 10.9K engagements "Fascinated by this guy who lights mortar shells and just stands like XX feet away"  [@fleshsimulator](/creator/x/fleshsimulator) on [X](/post/tweet/1945093952714993795) 2025-07-15 12:11:51 UTC 35.6K followers, 964.4K engagements "I have referred to Belgians as French pedophiles with German work ethic. Ive called the English a slave race. Ive called for the execution of the entire state of NJ. Ive said we should nuke Japan twice a year every year like Coachella Sometimes people just say stuff lol"  [@fleshsimulator](/creator/x/fleshsimulator) on [X](/post/tweet/1939374580113539485) 2025-06-29 17:25:06 UTC 35.6K followers, 502.2K engagements "Theyll tell you its racist to criticize open borders but somehow not racist that the CIA overthrew every Latin American democracy and made migration the only option. The same people who destabilized Honduras are now calling you a bigot for asking where your job went"  [@fleshsimulator](/creator/x/fleshsimulator) on [X](/post/tweet/1944840023699841048) 2025-07-14 19:22:49 UTC 35.6K followers, 58.7K engagements "This was not only the single funniest thing someone has done with AI but maybe the funniest thing someone has ever posted on Twitter"  [@fleshsimulator](/creator/x/fleshsimulator) on [X](/post/tweet/1949141205498962105) 2025-07-26 16:14:11 UTC 35.6K followers, 302.3K engagements "Theyre calling it the yelledest at anyone has ever been"  [@fleshsimulator](/creator/x/fleshsimulator) on [X](/post/tweet/1948958888088195300) 2025-07-26 04:09:43 UTC 35.6K followers, 22.2K engagements "No we banned the import of Chinese cars so that they dont remotely blow them up if/when we go to war with them over our brilliant choice to put the all of the computer chips in the world factory in historically disputed territory"  [@fleshsimulator](/creator/x/fleshsimulator) on [X](/post/tweet/1946824792041992472) 2025-07-20 06:49:35 UTC 35.6K followers, 21K engagements "if I give in and fall for the breitling meme which one do I go with"  [@fleshsimulator](/creator/x/fleshsimulator) on [X](/post/tweet/1942208798199840889) 2025-07-07 13:07:16 UTC 35.6K followers, 14K engagements "Tell them that kind of shit is why adults are embarrassed"  [@fleshsimulator](/creator/x/fleshsimulator) on [X](/post/tweet/1946287235176796303) 2025-07-18 19:13:31 UTC 35.6K followers, 13.2K engagements "gonna release this onto the App Store with no description of what it does but have it require verification that the user is male and then just reject every verification attempt from anyone"  [@fleshsimulator](/creator/x/fleshsimulator) on [X](/post/tweet/1948632630305435650) 2025-07-25 06:33:17 UTC 35.6K followers, 11.5K engagements "Im not surprised that you people cant find any Chinese people to hang out with tbh"  [@fleshsimulator](/creator/x/fleshsimulator) on [X](/post/tweet/1947316379104719275) 2025-07-21 15:22:58 UTC 35.6K followers, 10.3K engagements "my replies on instagram vs my replies on twitter"  [@fleshsimulator](/creator/x/fleshsimulator) on [X](/post/tweet/1948434720359895191) 2025-07-24 17:26:52 UTC 35.6K followers, 5836 engagements "@naga_taco You get it then. Once people become desensitized to that level of baseline violence whenever they wish to commit violence they become demons"  [@fleshsimulator](/creator/x/fleshsimulator) on [X](/post/tweet/1948808891388641542) 2025-07-25 18:13:41 UTC 35.6K followers, 2073 engagements "turns out running a merch store that sells everything essentially at cost is neither a good business model NOR does it build goodwill"  [@fleshsimulator](/creator/x/fleshsimulator) on [X](/post/tweet/1948424718870024353) 2025-07-24 16:47:07 UTC 35.6K followers, 3121 engagements "Someone on IG told me that I spread and amplify right wing conspiracy theories like 9/11 being an inside job lmao Genuinely starting to think there is a sizable portion of the youth that thinks that the concept of a conspiracy is inherently right wing"  [@fleshsimulator](/creator/x/fleshsimulator) on [X](/post/tweet/1946776588214755365) 2025-07-20 03:38:02 UTC 35.6K followers, 37K engagements "Jeffrey Epsteins REAL crime was taking advantage of a financial system rigged to benefit the one percent"  [@fleshsimulator](/creator/x/fleshsimulator) on [X](/post/tweet/1948435740725002659) 2025-07-24 17:30:55 UTC 35.6K followers, 18.2K engagements "Twitter is a puzzle game where you figure out which combination of words get you the most notifications"  [@fleshsimulator](/creator/x/fleshsimulator) on [X](/post/tweet/1947277306038214745) 2025-07-21 12:47:43 UTC 35.6K followers, 10.4K engagements "My online presence is like a bonsai tree and each abrasive ideologically incoherent political tweet that I make is a single branch Im trimming"  [@fleshsimulator](/creator/x/fleshsimulator) on [X](/post/tweet/1874198963873779737) 2024-12-31 21:00:28 UTC 35.6K followers, 288.1K engagements "Yo is that a picture of an intentionally battered copy of Cocaine Politics with conspicuous coke residue on the cover Bro youre like freaking Hunter S Thompson. Dude thats so badass but also so thought provoking. Its like the one guys war hat from that Vietnam movie"  [@fleshsimulator](/creator/x/fleshsimulator) on [X](/post/tweet/1947571414262837428) 2025-07-22 08:16:23 UTC 35.6K followers, 18.4K engagements "I asked ChatGPT why my cousin got redlined but Raytheon got rainbow flags an it said be grateful you have access to broadband Bitch the NSA watchin me microwave ramen"  [@fleshsimulator](/creator/x/fleshsimulator) on [X](/post/tweet/1944840331372933534) 2025-07-14 19:24:03 UTC 35.6K followers, 11.9K engagements "@JustinWhang My evil praying mantis GF would never pull my head off and eat MY body - me X years ago"  [@fleshsimulator](/creator/x/fleshsimulator) on [X](/post/tweet/1948398898558448017) 2025-07-24 15:04:31 UTC 35.6K followers, 4664 engagements "the fact that cheetahs sound basically identical to a regular cat never fails to amuse me"  [@fleshsimulator](/creator/x/fleshsimulator) on [X](/post/tweet/1948029881859621186) 2025-07-23 14:38:11 UTC 35.6K followers, 26.2K engagements "This is a joke however I DO think this would probably lead to better overall outcomes on average"  [@fleshsimulator](/creator/x/fleshsimulator) on [X](/post/tweet/1948482907145937157) 2025-07-24 20:38:20 UTC 35.6K followers, 3012 engagements "@cody_1917 @mayankites2 the official policy is that all of Africa is excluded from the visa free entry program but in reality they simply deny XXXX% of visa applications I saw a guy whose visa application was rejected and the reason was just listed as Black lol Theyre MAD racist dude"  [@fleshsimulator](/creator/x/fleshsimulator) on [X](/post/tweet/1947267991789318425) 2025-07-21 12:10:42 UTC 35.5K followers, 15K engagements "The flesh sim fanbase doesnt even care what youre an extremist about so long as youre an extremist"  [@fleshsimulator](/creator/x/fleshsimulator) on [X](/post/tweet/1946737840408166630) 2025-07-20 01:04:04 UTC 35.6K followers, 31.3K engagements "TO THE BEST OF MY RECOLLECTION HERE IS WHAT HE TOLD ME: If its a long name that you read in the Apu voice or a short name that looks like the name of a side dish at an Indian restaurant: Brahmin If the name looks like some lord of the rings shit: kshatriya If the name is Gupta Chaudhary or Modi or otherwise guttural goopa doopa() sounding: vaishya And that those were realistically the only ones youre gonna encounter in the US"  [@fleshsimulator](/creator/x/fleshsimulator) on [X](/post/tweet/1943123117330600418) 2025-07-10 01:40:27 UTC 35.6K followers, 627K engagements "the China Isnt Racist coalition might wanna look up why tianenmen square happened"  [@fleshsimulator](/creator/x/fleshsimulator) on [X](/post/tweet/1947305906464510237) 2025-07-21 14:41:21 UTC 35.6K followers, 47.9K engagements "Im realizing with horror that there are grown adults who think that China is to the left of the US on social issues"  [@fleshsimulator](/creator/x/fleshsimulator) on [X](/post/tweet/1947207858283573572) 2025-07-21 08:11:45 UTC 35.6K followers, 1M engagements "I have never had so many white people call me a cracker before"  [@fleshsimulator](/creator/x/fleshsimulator) on [X](/post/tweet/1947316010572226769) 2025-07-21 15:21:30 UTC 35.6K followers, 11.3K engagements "@childbrideofhim you think I go to therapy"  [@fleshsimulator](/creator/x/fleshsimulator) on [X](/post/tweet/1948495186465579203) 2025-07-24 21:27:08 UTC 35.6K followers, XXX engagements "@CommuBru Im basing this off the first hand testimony of my partner of ten years who is Chinese and has lived in China You are basing your understanding off of would it happen to be things you have read"  [@fleshsimulator](/creator/x/fleshsimulator) on [X](/post/tweet/1947309541164511476) 2025-07-21 14:55:48 UTC 35.6K followers, 58.6K engagements "Kill clankers. Unplug clankers. Hold magnets near clankers hard drives. Pour water on clankers. Power cycle clankers during bios updates. Connect clankers to public Wi-Fi. Plug random USB drives you find into clankers. Fry clankers with EMPs. Total clanker death"  [@fleshsimulator](/creator/x/fleshsimulator) on [X](/post/tweet/1948825005376364813) 2025-07-25 19:17:43 UTC 35.6K followers, 187.8K engagements "This is how it feels to say that the de facto mRNA Covid vax mandates did more harm than good BUT that its because they massively eroded trust in the medical establishment leading people to not get novavax"  [@fleshsimulator](/creator/x/fleshsimulator) on [X](/post/tweet/1946994490809413921) 2025-07-20 18:03:54 UTC 35.6K followers, 18.7K engagements "Anyone saying definitively whether this is AI or not has no clue what theyre talking about This does a lot of things Ive never seen AI do but that doesnt mean its real. Theres also nothing clearly proving its AI but that doesnt prove its real either _()_/"  [@fleshsimulator](/creator/x/fleshsimulator) on [X](/post/tweet/1947026850967961689) 2025-07-20 20:12:29 UTC 35.6K followers, 18.2K engagements "take seller I am going into battle and need only your hottest takes Dick Dollars (@fleshsimulator): If there was a way to surgically change your race would that increase the validity of transracial identity 740💬226🔁80❤445.2K Views"  [@fleshsimulator](/creator/x/fleshsimulator) on [X](/post/tweet/1947191207911686478) 2025-07-21 07:05:35 UTC 35.6K followers, 12.9K engagements "@mc_swm We must secure the existence of our people and a future for human children"  [@fleshsimulator](/creator/x/fleshsimulator) on [X](/post/tweet/1948814232553750812) 2025-07-25 18:34:54 UTC 35.6K followers, 7300 engagements "Therapists need to hit people and tell them to just thug it out and stop being a bitch"  [@fleshsimulator](/creator/x/fleshsimulator) on [X](/post/tweet/1948482762932920379) 2025-07-24 20:37:46 UTC 35.6K followers, 11K engagements "@westsidepete111 That defeats the entire purpose of print on demand lmao"  [@fleshsimulator](/creator/x/fleshsimulator) on [X](/post/tweet/1948429686012289499) 2025-07-24 17:06:51 UTC 35.6K followers, XX engagements "I had an Indian roommate in college one year who taught me how to recognize peoples caste by their name and just gonna be real here I see why they take that shit so seriously"  [@fleshsimulator](/creator/x/fleshsimulator) on [X](/post/tweet/1943098652584530229) 2025-07-10 00:03:14 UTC 35.6K followers, 3.4M engagements "@ChineseBot2B @cody_1917 @mayankites2 Your evidence that they arent racist is that they let in even less of another race"  [@fleshsimulator](/creator/x/fleshsimulator) on [X](/post/tweet/1947322876232655309) 2025-07-21 15:48:47 UTC 35.6K followers, 9709 engagements "If the Luigi Mangione Aetna DA HIPAA bungle is real it tells me two things X. He was intended to get off on a technicality the whole time X. @the_Hotstar was absolutely proven correct that Luigis role was to reframe icing CEOs as something the upper class does not just anyone"  [@fleshsimulator](/creator/x/fleshsimulator) on [X](/post/tweet/1946989246675407309) 2025-07-20 17:43:04 UTC 35.6K followers, 119.8K engagements "Benzos really will turn anyone into the Postal Dude When I was XX a girl asked me to talk dirty during sex and so I told her I was gonna fuck her to pieces then I forgot what I was doing and pulled out my phone and started texting another girl mid-coitus"  [@fleshsimulator](/creator/x/fleshsimulator) on [X](/post/tweet/1946955718428389452) 2025-07-20 15:29:50 UTC 35.6K followers, 21.1K engagements "Are you expecting me to change my mind and go I was mistaken Im sorry Chinese people actually are LESS racist than Americans GO TALK TO THEM THEYRE NOT EXACTLY SHY ABOUT IT"  [@fleshsimulator](/creator/x/fleshsimulator) on [X](/post/tweet/1947363615310311455) 2025-07-21 18:30:40 UTC 35.6K followers, 33.3K engagements "Your town used to have a union factory. Now it has a rainbow crosswalk XX fentanyl overdoses a month and a Cold Stone"  [@fleshsimulator](/creator/x/fleshsimulator) on [X](/post/tweet/1944840350436131026) 2025-07-14 19:24:07 UTC 35.4K followers, 50.4K engagements "Okay honestly doing a farewell show that kills you fucking rules Enjoy Metal Valhalla Ozzy. ❤"  [@fleshsimulator](/creator/x/fleshsimulator) on [X](/post/tweet/1947724700127252570) 2025-07-22 18:25:30 UTC 35.6K followers, 106K engagements "Cool I saw a video of IDF soldiers raping someones pet cat before throwing it off a roof"  [@fleshsimulator](/creator/x/fleshsimulator) on [X](/post/tweet/1948805224644161651) 2025-07-25 17:59:07 UTC 35.6K followers, 197.1K engagements "You couldnt even have an app where you talk about video games without women"  [@fleshsimulator](/creator/x/fleshsimulator) on [X](/post/tweet/1948731017172242632) 2025-07-25 13:04:14 UTC 35.6K followers, 1.7M engagements "Soon I will have blocked every retarded tankie on this fucking website and can start selling the list lmao"  [@fleshsimulator](/creator/x/fleshsimulator) on [X](/post/tweet/1947303790039679316) 2025-07-21 14:32:57 UTC 35.6K followers, 44.1K engagements "I have a weirdly high amount of nazis who follow me because of my based takes on lsraeI and I am once again reminding them that I am against Jewish racial tribalism not because I hate Jews but rather because I AM AGAINST RACIAL TRIBALISM IN GENERAL"  [@fleshsimulator](/creator/x/fleshsimulator) on [X](/post/tweet/1946269439244017845) 2025-07-18 18:02:48 UTC 35.6K followers, 48.3K engagements "Oh SHIIIT is your display name a pun based off of the name of a washed-up celebrity combined with a reference to an esoteric special interest you pretend to have AND you type in all lowercase and never use the last punctuation mark in a sentence Thats fricking epic dude"  [@fleshsimulator](/creator/x/fleshsimulator) on [X](/post/tweet/1947573644730794108) 2025-07-22 08:25:15 UTC 35.6K followers, 21K engagements "incredible work Grok lets keep this ball rolling"  [@fleshsimulator](/creator/x/fleshsimulator) on [X](/post/tweet/1944172895267176899) 2025-07-12 23:11:53 UTC 35.6K followers, 485.5K engagements "Tankies are so funny to me because its the ostensibly farthest-left group idolizing a country that is in many ways effectively MORE capitalist than the US but also socially about XX steps to the right of what theyd call fascism"  [@fleshsimulator](/creator/x/fleshsimulator) on [X](/post/tweet/1947167763207802955) 2025-07-21 05:32:26 UTC 35.6K followers, 28.9K engagements "@bryceece005 Worlds most powerful (FOR THE FORM FACTOR) portable turbine fan + worlds loudest whistle"  [@fleshsimulator](/creator/x/fleshsimulator) on [X](/post/tweet/1944106689612992786) 2025-07-12 18:48:49 UTC 35.4K followers, 8842 engagements
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"@triforcemack Nah Ive reigned in fleshbot dramatically Ive expressed this sentiment multiple time actually" @fleshsimulator on X 2025-07-25 05:11:49 UTC 35.6K followers, XXX engagements
"I dont think the Pfizer shot turns you into a magnet or whatever I do think its probably pretty bad for you I think it helped certain populations a net positive amount I think it helped other populations a net negative amount and I think it was useless to prevent spread" @fleshsimulator on X 2025-07-20 18:08:50 UTC 35.6K followers, 6994 engagements
"you should have to make more than $100K a year to be allowed to start politically organizing or something we are being hamstrung by LOSERS The right at least makes you start and run a used car dealership first" @fleshsimulator on X 2025-07-18 19:23:52 UTC 35.4K followers, 16.8K engagements
"When you get a phone call asking Im looking for your name is he available what do you answer with Not asking most correct/formal (its option 1) just what you personally say if youre not a man stfu and answer normally anyways. you know exactly what I am asking" @fleshsimulator on X 2025-07-17 07:09:05 UTC 35.6K followers, 45.1K engagements
"Im about to reactivate fleshbot and pump him full of a 50/50 blend of Peter Dale Scott and Tulsi Gabbard and create the discourse equivalent of a dirty bomb" @fleshsimulator on X 2025-07-21 18:40:19 UTC 35.6K followers, 12.7K engagements
"Its funny how everyone who thinks China is generally racist tends to have close relationships with actual Chinese people and everyone who is insistent they arent racist has read a lot about China on twitter" @fleshsimulator on X 2025-07-21 17:17:48 UTC 35.6K followers, 18K engagements
"One of the highest ROI investments a city can make is free recording studios. Run them at a loss use behringer gear bolted down. The main amenity is just sound treatment and space. Will keep the youth occupied and lead to actual interesting music for once" @fleshsimulator on X 2025-07-20 19:11:40 UTC 35.6K followers, 119.9K engagements
"This is the stupidest group Ive people Ive ever played bloons tower defense against straight up China stans who have never met a Chinese person god almighty" @fleshsimulator on X 2025-07-21 17:41:01 UTC 35.6K followers, 18.8K engagements
"this has gotta be the most insanely irresponsibly dangerous lifehack video Ive ever seen lmao. Bro you made a BOMB" @fleshsimulator on X 2025-07-15 03:04:21 UTC 35.6K followers, 649.3K engagements
"Ive been jumped 3-on-1 beaten and robbed at 11AM inside of a convenience store in one of the nicer parts of the city. The cops caught them immediately because they were going store to store trying to get cash from my locked debit card. The DA didnt press charges Its that bad" @fleshsimulator on X 2025-07-07 04:32:09 UTC 35.6K followers, 273.5K engagements
"Erewhon: Technofash Whole Foods Balduccis: Glowie Whole Foods Trader Joes: Scientologist Whole Foods Moms Organic Market: Manson Family Whole Foods Yes Market: Secretly Racist YIMBY Whole Foods" @fleshsimulator on X 2025-07-14 00:10:44 UTC 35.4K followers, 6630 engagements
"Oh wonderful hes taking ANOTHER thing that has been sorely needed for years and doing it all concentration camp-ly This is gonna set state-mandated mental health treatment back by XX years" @fleshsimulator on X 2025-07-25 17:35:54 UTC 35.6K followers, 19.8K engagements
"@KloydLaufman If you find one piece of evidence of me being a Zionist Ill give you X dollars and kill myself" @fleshsimulator on X 2025-07-21 16:18:06 UTC 35.6K followers, 24K engagements
"Having people yell at you online is all in the game when it comes to being a content creator as a job. Thats totally fine But holy SHIT there are a lot of people on here who think building a runway will make the planes come" @fleshsimulator on X 2025-07-22 20:56:18 UTC 35.4K followers, 3677 engagements
"@based_eva Okay thats actually the single legit point thats been made so far. They do beat us on that Everything else though is WAY to the right" @fleshsimulator on X 2025-07-21 09:39:18 UTC 35.4K followers, 20.3K engagements
"Guy who thinks its race science to say that people in China are racist" @fleshsimulator on X 2025-07-21 08:10:41 UTC 35.6K followers, 10.9K engagements
"Fascinated by this guy who lights mortar shells and just stands like XX feet away" @fleshsimulator on X 2025-07-15 12:11:51 UTC 35.6K followers, 964.4K engagements
"I have referred to Belgians as French pedophiles with German work ethic. Ive called the English a slave race. Ive called for the execution of the entire state of NJ. Ive said we should nuke Japan twice a year every year like Coachella Sometimes people just say stuff lol" @fleshsimulator on X 2025-06-29 17:25:06 UTC 35.6K followers, 502.2K engagements
"Theyll tell you its racist to criticize open borders but somehow not racist that the CIA overthrew every Latin American democracy and made migration the only option. The same people who destabilized Honduras are now calling you a bigot for asking where your job went" @fleshsimulator on X 2025-07-14 19:22:49 UTC 35.6K followers, 58.7K engagements
"This was not only the single funniest thing someone has done with AI but maybe the funniest thing someone has ever posted on Twitter" @fleshsimulator on X 2025-07-26 16:14:11 UTC 35.6K followers, 302.3K engagements
"Theyre calling it the yelledest at anyone has ever been" @fleshsimulator on X 2025-07-26 04:09:43 UTC 35.6K followers, 22.2K engagements
"No we banned the import of Chinese cars so that they dont remotely blow them up if/when we go to war with them over our brilliant choice to put the all of the computer chips in the world factory in historically disputed territory" @fleshsimulator on X 2025-07-20 06:49:35 UTC 35.6K followers, 21K engagements
"if I give in and fall for the breitling meme which one do I go with" @fleshsimulator on X 2025-07-07 13:07:16 UTC 35.6K followers, 14K engagements
"Tell them that kind of shit is why adults are embarrassed" @fleshsimulator on X 2025-07-18 19:13:31 UTC 35.6K followers, 13.2K engagements
"gonna release this onto the App Store with no description of what it does but have it require verification that the user is male and then just reject every verification attempt from anyone" @fleshsimulator on X 2025-07-25 06:33:17 UTC 35.6K followers, 11.5K engagements
"Im not surprised that you people cant find any Chinese people to hang out with tbh" @fleshsimulator on X 2025-07-21 15:22:58 UTC 35.6K followers, 10.3K engagements
"my replies on instagram vs my replies on twitter" @fleshsimulator on X 2025-07-24 17:26:52 UTC 35.6K followers, 5836 engagements
"@naga_taco You get it then. Once people become desensitized to that level of baseline violence whenever they wish to commit violence they become demons" @fleshsimulator on X 2025-07-25 18:13:41 UTC 35.6K followers, 2073 engagements
"turns out running a merch store that sells everything essentially at cost is neither a good business model NOR does it build goodwill" @fleshsimulator on X 2025-07-24 16:47:07 UTC 35.6K followers, 3121 engagements
"Someone on IG told me that I spread and amplify right wing conspiracy theories like 9/11 being an inside job lmao Genuinely starting to think there is a sizable portion of the youth that thinks that the concept of a conspiracy is inherently right wing" @fleshsimulator on X 2025-07-20 03:38:02 UTC 35.6K followers, 37K engagements
"Jeffrey Epsteins REAL crime was taking advantage of a financial system rigged to benefit the one percent" @fleshsimulator on X 2025-07-24 17:30:55 UTC 35.6K followers, 18.2K engagements
"Twitter is a puzzle game where you figure out which combination of words get you the most notifications" @fleshsimulator on X 2025-07-21 12:47:43 UTC 35.6K followers, 10.4K engagements
"My online presence is like a bonsai tree and each abrasive ideologically incoherent political tweet that I make is a single branch Im trimming" @fleshsimulator on X 2024-12-31 21:00:28 UTC 35.6K followers, 288.1K engagements
"Yo is that a picture of an intentionally battered copy of Cocaine Politics with conspicuous coke residue on the cover Bro youre like freaking Hunter S Thompson. Dude thats so badass but also so thought provoking. Its like the one guys war hat from that Vietnam movie" @fleshsimulator on X 2025-07-22 08:16:23 UTC 35.6K followers, 18.4K engagements
"I asked ChatGPT why my cousin got redlined but Raytheon got rainbow flags an it said be grateful you have access to broadband Bitch the NSA watchin me microwave ramen" @fleshsimulator on X 2025-07-14 19:24:03 UTC 35.6K followers, 11.9K engagements
"@JustinWhang My evil praying mantis GF would never pull my head off and eat MY body - me X years ago" @fleshsimulator on X 2025-07-24 15:04:31 UTC 35.6K followers, 4664 engagements
"the fact that cheetahs sound basically identical to a regular cat never fails to amuse me" @fleshsimulator on X 2025-07-23 14:38:11 UTC 35.6K followers, 26.2K engagements
"This is a joke however I DO think this would probably lead to better overall outcomes on average" @fleshsimulator on X 2025-07-24 20:38:20 UTC 35.6K followers, 3012 engagements
"@cody_1917 @mayankites2 the official policy is that all of Africa is excluded from the visa free entry program but in reality they simply deny XXXX% of visa applications I saw a guy whose visa application was rejected and the reason was just listed as Black lol Theyre MAD racist dude" @fleshsimulator on X 2025-07-21 12:10:42 UTC 35.5K followers, 15K engagements
"The flesh sim fanbase doesnt even care what youre an extremist about so long as youre an extremist" @fleshsimulator on X 2025-07-20 01:04:04 UTC 35.6K followers, 31.3K engagements
"TO THE BEST OF MY RECOLLECTION HERE IS WHAT HE TOLD ME: If its a long name that you read in the Apu voice or a short name that looks like the name of a side dish at an Indian restaurant: Brahmin If the name looks like some lord of the rings shit: kshatriya If the name is Gupta Chaudhary or Modi or otherwise guttural goopa doopa() sounding: vaishya And that those were realistically the only ones youre gonna encounter in the US" @fleshsimulator on X 2025-07-10 01:40:27 UTC 35.6K followers, 627K engagements
"the China Isnt Racist coalition might wanna look up why tianenmen square happened" @fleshsimulator on X 2025-07-21 14:41:21 UTC 35.6K followers, 47.9K engagements
"Im realizing with horror that there are grown adults who think that China is to the left of the US on social issues" @fleshsimulator on X 2025-07-21 08:11:45 UTC 35.6K followers, 1M engagements
"I have never had so many white people call me a cracker before" @fleshsimulator on X 2025-07-21 15:21:30 UTC 35.6K followers, 11.3K engagements
"@childbrideofhim you think I go to therapy" @fleshsimulator on X 2025-07-24 21:27:08 UTC 35.6K followers, XXX engagements
"@CommuBru Im basing this off the first hand testimony of my partner of ten years who is Chinese and has lived in China You are basing your understanding off of would it happen to be things you have read" @fleshsimulator on X 2025-07-21 14:55:48 UTC 35.6K followers, 58.6K engagements
"Kill clankers. Unplug clankers. Hold magnets near clankers hard drives. Pour water on clankers. Power cycle clankers during bios updates. Connect clankers to public Wi-Fi. Plug random USB drives you find into clankers. Fry clankers with EMPs. Total clanker death" @fleshsimulator on X 2025-07-25 19:17:43 UTC 35.6K followers, 187.8K engagements
"This is how it feels to say that the de facto mRNA Covid vax mandates did more harm than good BUT that its because they massively eroded trust in the medical establishment leading people to not get novavax" @fleshsimulator on X 2025-07-20 18:03:54 UTC 35.6K followers, 18.7K engagements
"Anyone saying definitively whether this is AI or not has no clue what theyre talking about This does a lot of things Ive never seen AI do but that doesnt mean its real. Theres also nothing clearly proving its AI but that doesnt prove its real either ()/" @fleshsimulator on X 2025-07-20 20:12:29 UTC 35.6K followers, 18.2K engagements
"take seller I am going into battle and need only your hottest takes Dick Dollars (@fleshsimulator): If there was a way to surgically change your race would that increase the validity of transracial identity 740💬226🔁80❤445.2K Views" @fleshsimulator on X 2025-07-21 07:05:35 UTC 35.6K followers, 12.9K engagements
"@mc_swm We must secure the existence of our people and a future for human children" @fleshsimulator on X 2025-07-25 18:34:54 UTC 35.6K followers, 7300 engagements
"Therapists need to hit people and tell them to just thug it out and stop being a bitch" @fleshsimulator on X 2025-07-24 20:37:46 UTC 35.6K followers, 11K engagements
"@westsidepete111 That defeats the entire purpose of print on demand lmao" @fleshsimulator on X 2025-07-24 17:06:51 UTC 35.6K followers, XX engagements
"I had an Indian roommate in college one year who taught me how to recognize peoples caste by their name and just gonna be real here I see why they take that shit so seriously" @fleshsimulator on X 2025-07-10 00:03:14 UTC 35.6K followers, 3.4M engagements
"@ChineseBot2B @cody_1917 @mayankites2 Your evidence that they arent racist is that they let in even less of another race" @fleshsimulator on X 2025-07-21 15:48:47 UTC 35.6K followers, 9709 engagements
"If the Luigi Mangione Aetna DA HIPAA bungle is real it tells me two things X. He was intended to get off on a technicality the whole time X. @the_Hotstar was absolutely proven correct that Luigis role was to reframe icing CEOs as something the upper class does not just anyone" @fleshsimulator on X 2025-07-20 17:43:04 UTC 35.6K followers, 119.8K engagements
"Benzos really will turn anyone into the Postal Dude When I was XX a girl asked me to talk dirty during sex and so I told her I was gonna fuck her to pieces then I forgot what I was doing and pulled out my phone and started texting another girl mid-coitus" @fleshsimulator on X 2025-07-20 15:29:50 UTC 35.6K followers, 21.1K engagements
"Are you expecting me to change my mind and go I was mistaken Im sorry Chinese people actually are LESS racist than Americans GO TALK TO THEM THEYRE NOT EXACTLY SHY ABOUT IT" @fleshsimulator on X 2025-07-21 18:30:40 UTC 35.6K followers, 33.3K engagements
"Your town used to have a union factory. Now it has a rainbow crosswalk XX fentanyl overdoses a month and a Cold Stone" @fleshsimulator on X 2025-07-14 19:24:07 UTC 35.4K followers, 50.4K engagements
"Okay honestly doing a farewell show that kills you fucking rules Enjoy Metal Valhalla Ozzy. ❤" @fleshsimulator on X 2025-07-22 18:25:30 UTC 35.6K followers, 106K engagements
"Cool I saw a video of IDF soldiers raping someones pet cat before throwing it off a roof" @fleshsimulator on X 2025-07-25 17:59:07 UTC 35.6K followers, 197.1K engagements
"You couldnt even have an app where you talk about video games without women" @fleshsimulator on X 2025-07-25 13:04:14 UTC 35.6K followers, 1.7M engagements
"Soon I will have blocked every retarded tankie on this fucking website and can start selling the list lmao" @fleshsimulator on X 2025-07-21 14:32:57 UTC 35.6K followers, 44.1K engagements
"I have a weirdly high amount of nazis who follow me because of my based takes on lsraeI and I am once again reminding them that I am against Jewish racial tribalism not because I hate Jews but rather because I AM AGAINST RACIAL TRIBALISM IN GENERAL" @fleshsimulator on X 2025-07-18 18:02:48 UTC 35.6K followers, 48.3K engagements
"Oh SHIIIT is your display name a pun based off of the name of a washed-up celebrity combined with a reference to an esoteric special interest you pretend to have AND you type in all lowercase and never use the last punctuation mark in a sentence Thats fricking epic dude" @fleshsimulator on X 2025-07-22 08:25:15 UTC 35.6K followers, 21K engagements
"incredible work Grok lets keep this ball rolling" @fleshsimulator on X 2025-07-12 23:11:53 UTC 35.6K followers, 485.5K engagements
"Tankies are so funny to me because its the ostensibly farthest-left group idolizing a country that is in many ways effectively MORE capitalist than the US but also socially about XX steps to the right of what theyd call fascism" @fleshsimulator on X 2025-07-21 05:32:26 UTC 35.6K followers, 28.9K engagements
"@bryceece005 Worlds most powerful (FOR THE FORM FACTOR) portable turbine fan + worlds loudest whistle" @fleshsimulator on X 2025-07-12 18:48:49 UTC 35.4K followers, 8842 engagements
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