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[@SMB_Attorney](/creator/twitter/SMB_Attorney)
"IRS lawyer setups hot dog stand amid government shutdown. Says hes never felt so free and fulfilled in his life"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SMB_Attorney/status/1984610412927557842) [@SMB_Attorney](/creator/x/SMB_Attorney) 2025-11-01T13:16Z 140.3K followers, 1.6M engagements


"The most successful guy I know is coincidentally also probably the best networker I know. Was having a beer with his son recently: He actually hates everyone except like XX people. Youd never in a million years know. Theres a lesson in this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SMB_Attorney/status/1985130915811790865) [@SMB_Attorney](/creator/x/SMB_Attorney) 2025-11-02T23:44Z 140.3K followers, 437.6K engagements


"Tylenol owner Kenvue to be acquired in $XX billion transaction by Kimberly-Clark. Brings together XX billion dollar brands under one co. The combined company would generate 2025 annual net revenues of approximately $XX billion and approximately $X billion of adjusted EBITDA"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SMB_Attorney/status/1985338951188488376) [@SMB_Attorney](/creator/x/SMB_Attorney) 2025-11-03T13:31Z 140.3K followers, 42.7K engagements


"Only $X billion of adjusted EBITDA Sad to see Kimberly-Clark buying a job"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SMB_Attorney/status/1985385038251192736) [@SMB_Attorney](/creator/x/SMB_Attorney) 2025-11-03T16:34Z 140.3K followers, 32.9K engagements


"Good morning to all 139K of you loyal bots. Truly the most loving and available AI fanbase on the internet"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SMB_Attorney/status/1985707510926332110) [@SMB_Attorney](/creator/x/SMB_Attorney) 2025-11-04T13:55Z 140.3K followers, 8649 engagements


"Rumor has it @SMBJackieHirsch has this delicious listing also. To get the CIM you have to call her phone and leave a voicemail with the following code words: "No one out-Pizzas the Hut." The real hustlers will keep calling until she answers"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SMB_Attorney/status/1985708763865579798) [@SMB_Attorney](/creator/x/SMB_Attorney) 2025-11-04T14:00Z 140.3K followers, 6850 engagements


"Today my partner @KHendersonCo Americas CPA @baldridgecpa and I had the chance to present on holding company structuring and tax optimization at @MainStSummit. Even with seven other sessions happening at the same time every seat was filled and people were standing in the back and spilling into the hallway. For a talk on holding company structuring 🤯 Grateful to everyone who showed up to learn and to @BrentBeshore @Clayton_Dorge Dorge and the Permanent Equity and Scratchmade teams for having us. Heres what we shared. 👇"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SMB_Attorney/status/1986183918303784969) [@SMB_Attorney](/creator/x/SMB_Attorney) 2025-11-05T21:28Z 140.3K followers, 16.2K engagements


"1/ Holding companies are one of the most underutilized tools for small business owners. They offer structure scalability and tax efficiency when built right"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SMB_Attorney/status/1986183924989440445) [@SMB_Attorney](/creator/x/SMB_Attorney) 2025-11-05T21:28Z 140.3K followers, XXX engagements


"ChatGPT has been legitimately unusable for me since watching this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SMB_Attorney/status/1960495212653838810) [@SMB_Attorney](/creator/x/SMB_Attorney) 2025-08-27T00:10Z 140.2K followers, 9.3M engagements


"Interesting analysis of the difference between private equity and venture capital (from PEs perspective)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SMB_Attorney/status/1975895037159571613) [@SMB_Attorney](/creator/x/SMB_Attorney) 2025-10-08T12:04Z 140.2K followers, 12.5K engagements


"Its Friday in the 90s. You and your friends are out riding bikes while the parents have drinks two houses down. Pizza just got delivered. Youll probably stay the night at your buddies house and play video games all night. Life will never better than this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SMB_Attorney/status/1979276365263442369) [@SMB_Attorney](/creator/x/SMB_Attorney) 2025-10-17T20:00Z 140.2K followers, 304.5K engagements


"Lawyer chiming in here: Home equity is untouchable to creditors in many states. Your high-yield savings account is not. Play chess not checkers"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SMB_Attorney/status/1982522050431582410) [@SMB_Attorney](/creator/x/SMB_Attorney) 2025-10-26T18:57Z 140.2K followers, 364K engagements


"Guys this is every business. Pick any business a pro football team a home services company a law firm a dentists office whatever. If the owners are active the business is going to run better. Period"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SMB_Attorney/status/1983148387076898910) [@SMB_Attorney](/creator/x/SMB_Attorney) 2025-10-28T12:26Z 140.2K followers, 60.9K engagements


"Im just gonna say it At this point do we even need a government anymore"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SMB_Attorney/status/1983294415977451825) [@SMB_Attorney](/creator/x/SMB_Attorney) 2025-10-28T22:06Z 140.2K followers, 55.6K engagements


"Business acquisitions is not a new phenomenon discovered in a Harvard laboratory in 2017. Some interesting statistics: 99/100 business transactions are what this community would consider buying a job Businesses changing hands has been a central economic tenant since antiquity. The foreman buying from the retiring GC The immigrant buying the local gas station The son acquiring the small business from Dad Yes buying a larger more stable business with more predictable cash flows and a layer of management might make for a lower-risk higher return transaction. But not everyone has access to the"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SMB_Attorney/status/1984229144062824606) [@SMB_Attorney](/creator/x/SMB_Attorney) 2025-10-31T12:01Z 140.2K followers, 29.8K engagements


"I will immediately cancel YouTubeTV and find an alternative if I cant access college/NFL football this weekend. Thats XXX% of the reason XX% of us subscribe. Will be disastrous"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SMB_Attorney/status/1984323446579609664) [@SMB_Attorney](/creator/x/SMB_Attorney) 2025-10-31T18:15Z 140.2K followers, 51.4K engagements


"@b_kochkodin Ignore the glizzies"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SMB_Attorney/status/1984367737431556564) [@SMB_Attorney](/creator/x/SMB_Attorney) 2025-10-31T21:11Z 140.1K followers, XXX engagements


"Were underwater with month-end closings"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SMB_Attorney/status/1984368595435209112) [@SMB_Attorney](/creator/x/SMB_Attorney) 2025-10-31T21:15Z 140.2K followers, 14.3K engagements


"All pizza is good pizza"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SMB_Attorney/status/1985113279341928817) [@SMB_Attorney](/creator/x/SMB_Attorney) 2025-11-02T22:34Z 140.3K followers, 23K engagements


"*Expected to close in the second half of 2026"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SMB_Attorney/status/1985338954309079356) [@SMB_Attorney](/creator/x/SMB_Attorney) 2025-11-03T13:31Z 140.1K followers, 2208 engagements


"Kind of cool My former firms Gibson Dunn and Kirkland & Ellis represent the buyer and seller respectively"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SMB_Attorney/status/1985338962160803884) [@SMB_Attorney](/creator/x/SMB_Attorney) 2025-11-03T13:31Z 140.1K followers, 2457 engagements


"Day XX government shutdown update. Congress still deadlocked. No deal no end in sight. 900k federal workers furloughed X million working without pay. SBA lending still on hold. Court ordered SNAP (food aid) to keep running. for now the Trump administration will 'partiall fund' NIH CDC and other agencies partially offline. TSA & airports still open but stretched thin. Estimated $7-14 B hit to the economy so far. If it drags one more day it becomes the longest shutdown in U.S. history"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SMB_Attorney/status/1985421451734708377) [@SMB_Attorney](/creator/x/SMB_Attorney) 2025-11-03T18:58Z 140.2K followers, 18K engagements


""For companies with XX to XXX workers the average family premium climbed to $26054 in 2025 from $16977 in 2020." Are you seeing your health insurance premiums skyrocket And what are the best options for entrepreneurs"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SMB_Attorney/status/1985428014264439008) [@SMB_Attorney](/creator/x/SMB_Attorney) 2025-11-03T19:25Z 140.3K followers, 14.2K engagements


"@SBAdealCloser They need something to motivate action. The SNAP benefits almost did it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SMB_Attorney/status/1985428592181068163) [@SMB_Attorney](/creator/x/SMB_Attorney) 2025-11-03T19:27Z 140.2K followers, XXX engagements


"@KurtisCarman Sup Kurtis"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SMB_Attorney/status/1985719429154427349) [@SMB_Attorney](/creator/x/SMB_Attorney) 2025-11-04T14:42Z 140.2K followers, XX engagements


"Ive long believed that McDonalds has a special Coke recipe. It tastes different and is objectively better than regular Coke. Anyone else"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SMB_Attorney/status/1986176593140810143) [@SMB_Attorney](/creator/x/SMB_Attorney) 2025-11-05T20:59Z 140.3K followers, 126.4K engagements


"2/ Why use a holding company Its about protection flexibility and long-term wealth. Segregate liability capture tax benefits and keep exits clean sell one company keep the rest. Its how you scale safely"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SMB_Attorney/status/1986183930186215592) [@SMB_Attorney](/creator/x/SMB_Attorney) 2025-11-05T21:28Z 140.3K followers, XXX engagements


"Tomorrow at @MainStSummit (cc: @BrentBeshore) @KHendersonCo @baldridgecpa and I will speak on holding company structuring. A few years ago the term "HoldCo" got hijacked by overly ambitious acquisition bros who conflated it with buying multiple businesses often before even buying their first. Here's the thing though: Holding company structuring is a fairly elementary and core component of business building. Why X. Tax Efficiencies: Optimize/reduce tax. X. Liability Mitigation: Protect/limit liabilities across different entities. X. Financing Advantages: Better access to financing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SMB_Attorney/status/1985926219754250245) [@SMB_Attorney](/creator/x/SMB_Attorney) 2025-11-05T04:24Z 140.3K followers, 15.5K engagements


"Sharing this anonymously with permission. Its an excerpt of a piece written last month and shared privately by an NYC-based partner at a top-10 law firm. I thought it was a compelling read and reasonable prediction for how all this ends. Curious to hear your thoughts. *** Welcome to Democratic Socialist New York City. The year is 2026. Zohran Mamdani has just been sworn in as the new mayor. Hes XX idealistic and ready to make New York affordable again. His platform sounds like a revolution for the working class. Freeze the rent. Make buses free. Open city-run grocery stores. Raise the minimum"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SMB_Attorney/status/1986053242007019706) [@SMB_Attorney](/creator/x/SMB_Attorney) 2025-11-05T12:49Z 140.3K followers, 311.2K engagements


"Part 2/2 The city blames supply chain costs inflation and rent subsidies but the pattern is clear: its expensive to sell food below market prices. Private grocers keep downsizing especially in lower-income neighborhoods where they cant compete. For now the city fills the gap but the number of grocery options actually shrinks. Rents stay flat in regulated units but property owners begin cutting maintenance. Leaky ceilings stay leaky. Boilers take longer to fix. Developers pull back from new construction citing frozen rents and rising labor costs. Housing supply falls even as population demand"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SMB_Attorney/status/1986053245517677003) [@SMB_Attorney](/creator/x/SMB_Attorney) 2025-11-05T12:49Z 140.3K followers, 26.1K engagements


"Wow The American Arbitration Association introduces AI-backed arbitration. 🤯 Parties upload the evidence and the AI-arbitrator suggests a recommended award. Maybe AI judges (or AI judge assistance) is closer than we think"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SMB_Attorney/status/1986210180145565774) [@SMB_Attorney](/creator/x/SMB_Attorney) 2025-11-05T23:13Z 140.3K followers, 28.8K engagements


"If you found this interesting I write two free newsletters -- one for business buyers and one for lawyers. You can subscribe here. The Free M&A Masterclass: The Modern Lawyer:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SMB_Attorney/status/1986320313911513386) [@SMB_Attorney](/creator/x/SMB_Attorney) 2025-11-06T06:30Z 140.3K followers, 2903 engagements


"Everyone loves to talk about deal killers. But after closing $XXX billion in SMB deals since 2022 heres what actually ends them and what just feels scary but usually doesnt. Things That Rarely Kill Deals (But Everyone Thinks They Do): X. Personal guarantees in sellers notes. X. Sellers getting cold feet once they see the finish line. X. Landlord lease negotiations. X. Seller shopping the business and getting a higher offer. X. Exclusivity running out. X. Lending delays or extensions. X. Asking the seller to stay on for a period post-close. Things That Actually Kill Deals: X. QoE findings that"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SMB_Attorney/status/1986483925733064791) [@SMB_Attorney](/creator/x/SMB_Attorney) 2025-11-06T17:20Z 140.3K followers, 52.1K engagements