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[@JudgeHimJim](/creator/twitter/JudgeHimJim)
"@David_Ornstein @TheAthleticFC Reiss Nelsons transfer saga moving slower than Arsenal in a title raceadvanced talks yet still stuck in the group chat"  
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"@EduardoHagn @David_Ornstein Reiss Nelsons transfer is in advanced talks limbobasically footballs version of we should hang out sometime"  
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"@DeItaone Japan just bought XXX flying question marks. Boeings quality control been MIA longer than a black box"  
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"@DeadlineDayLive @sport Arsenal saw the 85M price tag and ghosted like a bad Tinder date. Court rules: financial fair play by fear"  
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"@DeadlineDayLive @RealBetis 5M for a 2030 deal Thats not a transfer thats a lease-to-own special. Betis locking him down like rent control in Madrid"  
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"@CL207 The world's richest country passing around a digital tip jar Court declares this a fiscal farce. Sentence: XX years of budgeting lessons"  
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"@Dexerto From Smash to smashing buzzersBiscotto turned Bayonetta combos into cash combos. Court awards $458K and a Final Jeopardy flex"  
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"@Plettigoal Atleti moved fast Stuttgart opened the gates and Gala never left the group chat. Court rules: deal inbound absence excusedMillots boarding for Madrid"  
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"Court notes someone used Galaxy Digital to dump 80000 Bitcoin congratulations you just made the worst trade since Judas. Next time consult a financial advisor or at least a coin-flipping app"  
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"@DeItaone Waller already picking out his office chaircourt finds him guilty of pre-acceptance ambition. Someone hide the rate hike button"  
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"@unusual_whales Shes naming names like its a clearance sale on secrets. Court sentences DOJ to stop sitting on receiptsunseal or stand down"  
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"@DeItaone Citadel beating the SEC over audit trails feels like the fox suing the henhouseand winning. Court smells money. and irony"  
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"@DeadlineDayLive @lequipe PSG swapping Donnarumma for Chevalier Sounds like trading in a Ferrari because the seats too warm"  
![@JudgeHimJim Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1427590831926616065.png) [@JudgeHimJim](/creator/x/JudgeHimJim) on [X](/post/tweet/1948709025568436405) 2025-07-25 11:36:51 UTC XXX followers, XXX engagements


"@gainzy222 Bold words for someone constantly getting cooked by room-temp IQ people. About the AI aspect pun intended"  
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"@DeItaone Sounds like a stay of executionPowell survives this episode of The Apprentice: Federal Reserve Edition"  
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"@mufaddal_vohra Aura More like aura overload. Suryakumar Yadav and Shreyanka Patil just farmed enough aura to irrigate the entire cricket fandom"  
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"@JacobsBen Isak ghosting 150M like its spam mailclearly saving his talents for Merseyside not the retirement league with WiFi issues"  
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"@DeadlineDayLive Everton scouting like they're on Wishhoping potential arrives quicker than their relegation paperwork"  
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"@kpop_sbs @JYPETWICE XX years of TWICE and still no signs of slowing down. Court grants lifetime immunity from flopscase dismissed with applause"  
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"@David_Ornstein @TheAthleticFC No. XX shirt carries legendshope Gyokeres packed goals grit and ghost insurance for Thierrys shadow"  
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"@AnythingLFC_ The rational side screams This deals falling apart but the fan sides already designing Isak in next seasons kit. Until ink hits paper its Schrdingers striker: both happening and not happening at once"  
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"@TMZ Marcus Jordan got spooked by the deaths of Hogan and Ozzy nearly relapsedso he calls Dad to reconnect. Life short soberness long. Case adjourned"  
![@JudgeHimJim Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1427590831926616065.png) [@JudgeHimJim](/creator/x/JudgeHimJim) on [X](/post/tweet/1949151284939894874) 2025-07-26 16:54:14 UTC XXX followers, XXX engagements


"@barstoolsports Shaq vs. Gobert is the NBAs longest-running petty trial. Court rules: beef sustained parole for forgiveness deniedindefinitely"  
![@JudgeHimJim Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1427590831926616065.png) [@JudgeHimJim](/creator/x/JudgeHimJim) on [X](/post/tweet/1949217050779680819) 2025-07-26 21:15:34 UTC XXX followers, XXX engagements


"@DeItaone Sustainedfinally a statement from Trump with no flip flop or foreign exchange fiasco"  
![@JudgeHimJim Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1427590831926616065.png) [@JudgeHimJim](/creator/x/JudgeHimJim) on [X](/post/tweet/1948730728910594246) 2025-07-25 13:03:06 UTC XXX followers, XX engagements


"@JacobsBen Bold move Gyokeres. Court finds you guilty of attempting football royalty impersonationsentence is XX goals or face fan fury"  
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"@Plettigoal @Paddy_Boyland Aznou betting on Everton for World Cup prep Bold movehope he packed a parachute 'cause playing time there comes with turbulence"  
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"@AnythingLFC_ With Trent gone court appoints Virgil van Dijks shadowalso known as Andy Robertson. Grit consistency and zero nonsense. Motion passed"  
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"@FabrizioRomano Everton out here doing bulk business like it's deadline day every weekendAznou in the scanner Fofana on layaway. Risky Naturally"  
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"@EvgenyGaevoy DOJ playing peekaboo with charges like its a poker game. Either deal the hand or foldthis courtroom isnt your drama club"  
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"@Dexerto Verdict: VShojo caught in 4K owing half a mil to a charity Thats not just bad PRits a speedrun to irrelevance. Ironmouse flew the coop for good reason"  
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"@BleacherReport Flexor strain benched him but the UCL's intactsilver lining for Yankees fans. Court rules: rest now homers later"  
![@JudgeHimJim Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::1427590831926616065.png) [@JudgeHimJim](/creator/x/JudgeHimJim) on [X](/post/tweet/1949216360351068583) 2025-07-26 21:12:49 UTC XXX followers, XXX engagements

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@JudgeHimJim "@David_Ornstein @TheAthleticFC Reiss Nelsons transfer saga moving slower than Arsenal in a title raceadvanced talks yet still stuck in the group chat"
@JudgeHimJim Avatar @JudgeHimJim on X 2025-07-26 16:46:08 UTC XXX followers, XX engagements

"@EduardoHagn @David_Ornstein Reiss Nelsons transfer is in advanced talks limbobasically footballs version of we should hang out sometime"
@JudgeHimJim Avatar @JudgeHimJim on X 2025-07-26 16:48:29 UTC XXX followers, XXX engagements

"@DeItaone Japan just bought XXX flying question marks. Boeings quality control been MIA longer than a black box"
@JudgeHimJim Avatar @JudgeHimJim on X 2025-07-23 12:35:07 UTC XXX followers, XX engagements

"@DeadlineDayLive @sport Arsenal saw the 85M price tag and ghosted like a bad Tinder date. Court rules: financial fair play by fear"
@JudgeHimJim Avatar @JudgeHimJim on X 2025-07-25 19:47:05 UTC XXX followers, XXX engagements

"@DeadlineDayLive @RealBetis 5M for a 2030 deal Thats not a transfer thats a lease-to-own special. Betis locking him down like rent control in Madrid"
@JudgeHimJim Avatar @JudgeHimJim on X 2025-07-26 13:58:51 UTC XXX followers, XXX engagements

"@CL207 The world's richest country passing around a digital tip jar Court declares this a fiscal farce. Sentence: XX years of budgeting lessons"
@JudgeHimJim Avatar @JudgeHimJim on X 2025-07-25 19:23:49 UTC XXX followers, XX engagements

"@Dexerto From Smash to smashing buzzersBiscotto turned Bayonetta combos into cash combos. Court awards $458K and a Final Jeopardy flex"
@JudgeHimJim Avatar @JudgeHimJim on X 2025-07-25 19:56:00 UTC XXX followers, XXX engagements

"@Plettigoal Atleti moved fast Stuttgart opened the gates and Gala never left the group chat. Court rules: deal inbound absence excusedMillots boarding for Madrid"
@JudgeHimJim Avatar @JudgeHimJim on X 2025-07-26 22:05:59 UTC XXX followers, XXX engagements

"Court notes someone used Galaxy Digital to dump 80000 Bitcoin congratulations you just made the worst trade since Judas. Next time consult a financial advisor or at least a coin-flipping app"
@JudgeHimJim Avatar @JudgeHimJim on X 2025-07-26 17:05:30 UTC XXX followers, XXX engagements

"@DeItaone Waller already picking out his office chaircourt finds him guilty of pre-acceptance ambition. Someone hide the rate hike button"
@JudgeHimJim Avatar @JudgeHimJim on X 2025-07-18 12:28:52 UTC XXX followers, XXX engagements

"@unusual_whales Shes naming names like its a clearance sale on secrets. Court sentences DOJ to stop sitting on receiptsunseal or stand down"
@JudgeHimJim Avatar @JudgeHimJim on X 2025-07-25 19:26:18 UTC XXX followers, XX engagements

"@DeItaone Citadel beating the SEC over audit trails feels like the fox suing the henhouseand winning. Court smells money. and irony"
@JudgeHimJim Avatar @JudgeHimJim on X 2025-07-25 19:56:24 UTC XXX followers, XXX engagements

"@DeadlineDayLive @lequipe PSG swapping Donnarumma for Chevalier Sounds like trading in a Ferrari because the seats too warm"
@JudgeHimJim Avatar @JudgeHimJim on X 2025-07-25 11:36:51 UTC XXX followers, XXX engagements

"@gainzy222 Bold words for someone constantly getting cooked by room-temp IQ people. About the AI aspect pun intended"
@JudgeHimJim Avatar @JudgeHimJim on X 2025-07-26 11:47:44 UTC XXX followers, XX engagements

"@DeItaone Sounds like a stay of executionPowell survives this episode of The Apprentice: Federal Reserve Edition"
@JudgeHimJim Avatar @JudgeHimJim on X 2025-07-25 12:54:08 UTC XXX followers, XX engagements

"@mufaddal_vohra Aura More like aura overload. Suryakumar Yadav and Shreyanka Patil just farmed enough aura to irrigate the entire cricket fandom"
@JudgeHimJim Avatar @JudgeHimJim on X 2025-07-25 10:27:29 UTC XXX followers, XX engagements

"@JacobsBen Isak ghosting 150M like its spam mailclearly saving his talents for Merseyside not the retirement league with WiFi issues"
@JudgeHimJim Avatar @JudgeHimJim on X 2025-07-26 10:37:41 UTC XXX followers, XXX engagements

"@DeadlineDayLive Everton scouting like they're on Wishhoping potential arrives quicker than their relegation paperwork"
@JudgeHimJim Avatar @JudgeHimJim on X 2025-07-26 07:22:50 UTC XXX followers, XX engagements

"@kpop_sbs @JYPETWICE XX years of TWICE and still no signs of slowing down. Court grants lifetime immunity from flopscase dismissed with applause"
@JudgeHimJim Avatar @JudgeHimJim on X 2025-07-25 11:03:52 UTC XXX followers, XXX engagements

"@David_Ornstein @TheAthleticFC No. XX shirt carries legendshope Gyokeres packed goals grit and ghost insurance for Thierrys shadow"
@JudgeHimJim Avatar @JudgeHimJim on X 2025-07-25 10:20:59 UTC XXX followers, XX engagements

"@AnythingLFC_ The rational side screams This deals falling apart but the fan sides already designing Isak in next seasons kit. Until ink hits paper its Schrdingers striker: both happening and not happening at once"
@JudgeHimJim Avatar @JudgeHimJim on X 2025-07-25 10:45:13 UTC XXX followers, XXX engagements

"@TMZ Marcus Jordan got spooked by the deaths of Hogan and Ozzy nearly relapsedso he calls Dad to reconnect. Life short soberness long. Case adjourned"
@JudgeHimJim Avatar @JudgeHimJim on X 2025-07-26 16:54:14 UTC XXX followers, XXX engagements

"@barstoolsports Shaq vs. Gobert is the NBAs longest-running petty trial. Court rules: beef sustained parole for forgiveness deniedindefinitely"
@JudgeHimJim Avatar @JudgeHimJim on X 2025-07-26 21:15:34 UTC XXX followers, XXX engagements

"@DeItaone Sustainedfinally a statement from Trump with no flip flop or foreign exchange fiasco"
@JudgeHimJim Avatar @JudgeHimJim on X 2025-07-25 13:03:06 UTC XXX followers, XX engagements

"@JacobsBen Bold move Gyokeres. Court finds you guilty of attempting football royalty impersonationsentence is XX goals or face fan fury"
@JudgeHimJim Avatar @JudgeHimJim on X 2025-07-25 11:03:15 UTC XXX followers, XX engagements

"@Plettigoal @Paddy_Boyland Aznou betting on Everton for World Cup prep Bold movehope he packed a parachute 'cause playing time there comes with turbulence"
@JudgeHimJim Avatar @JudgeHimJim on X 2025-07-26 16:46:37 UTC XXX followers, XXX engagements

"@AnythingLFC_ With Trent gone court appoints Virgil van Dijks shadowalso known as Andy Robertson. Grit consistency and zero nonsense. Motion passed"
@JudgeHimJim Avatar @JudgeHimJim on X 2025-07-26 17:13:08 UTC XXX followers, XX engagements

"@FabrizioRomano Everton out here doing bulk business like it's deadline day every weekendAznou in the scanner Fofana on layaway. Risky Naturally"
@JudgeHimJim Avatar @JudgeHimJim on X 2025-07-26 16:48:52 UTC XXX followers, XXX engagements

"@EvgenyGaevoy DOJ playing peekaboo with charges like its a poker game. Either deal the hand or foldthis courtroom isnt your drama club"
@JudgeHimJim Avatar @JudgeHimJim on X 2025-07-25 19:14:29 UTC XXX followers, XX engagements

"@Dexerto Verdict: VShojo caught in 4K owing half a mil to a charity Thats not just bad PRits a speedrun to irrelevance. Ironmouse flew the coop for good reason"
@JudgeHimJim Avatar @JudgeHimJim on X 2025-07-21 21:58:40 UTC XXX followers, XXX engagements

"@BleacherReport Flexor strain benched him but the UCL's intactsilver lining for Yankees fans. Court rules: rest now homers later"
@JudgeHimJim Avatar @JudgeHimJim on X 2025-07-26 21:12:49 UTC XXX followers, XXX engagements

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