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[@alexmwanzo](/creator/twitter/alexmwanzo)
"Kenyans are undefeated - this lovely CX5 with a toyota vanguard engine iko soko Mazda Cx5 Yom 2013 2200cc Petrol 870k +254705705887"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alexmwanzo/status/1752761785428398549) [@alexmwanzo](/creator/x/alexmwanzo) 2024-01-31T18:32Z 209.2K followers, 150.7K engagements


"Manifesting Togo"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alexmwanzo/status/1977038907398295566) [@alexmwanzo](/creator/x/alexmwanzo) 2025-10-11T15:49Z 209.2K followers, 1294 engagements


"Both doors Frame pull at the bottom Curtain bags Steering bag Roof liner Seatlbelts -ij extreme cases the dash Suspension works Apa expect bill ya 1m plus Realistically expect it pale facebook sold as engine and gearbox intact"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alexmwanzo/status/1977352368652960248) [@alexmwanzo](/creator/x/alexmwanzo) 2025-10-12T12:35Z 209.2K followers, 21.9K engagements


"Huku kigali most hotels unaorder lunch at 8am ndio hopefully by 1:30 ikuwe ready bwana Ordered fruit salad with honey and apricot yoghurt at 2pm the waiter came back at XXX kusema hawana ordered a coke after imekuwa 4:15 Lunch that i ordered at X however bado Sitilezi tupu"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alexmwanzo/status/1977370931887575237) [@alexmwanzo](/creator/x/alexmwanzo) 2025-10-12T13:49Z 209.2K followers, 25.9K engagements


"When Kuyu politicians steal they invest mostly in their homes supermarket here land there farm here etc When kisii luhya Luo kale steal They invest mostly in in dubai or nairobi"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alexmwanzo/status/1977618121205948535) [@alexmwanzo](/creator/x/alexmwanzo) 2025-10-13T06:11Z 209.2K followers, 17.8K engagements


"Manifesting Nigeria or Togo 💀"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alexmwanzo/status/1978098058584834317) [@alexmwanzo](/creator/x/alexmwanzo) 2025-10-14T13:58Z 209.2K followers, 1892 engagements


"If I had money this is what Id buy But because I dont have money I can pass it on Audi Q5 diesel This meticulously maintained and powerful 2000ccsample is up for sale This one drinks about the same as a vitz while performing amazing in spacestylespeed and shear brute torque Audi Q5 2012 Black ex UK 166000 Miles Available for viewing in karen Ule ataleta 2m wa kwanza keeps it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alexmwanzo/status/1978495348009021611) [@alexmwanzo](/creator/x/alexmwanzo) 2025-10-15T16:17Z 209.2K followers, 19.3K engagements


"Apa sasa kwanza you sit at 13+kml Alafu being a 2000cc with torque for days and style +comfort This beautiful 2012 Audi q5 Dithoro is up for sale 166k miles and ready to be viewed in karen Asking 2m Id buy this just to hear the torque at 1200rpm +254722830517"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alexmwanzo/status/1978496006799946231) [@alexmwanzo](/creator/x/alexmwanzo) 2025-10-15T16:19Z 209.2K followers, 6660 engagements


"Finya io wakora . ATA Gari zao huwa za loan 💀💀"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alexmwanzo/status/1978773675802325135) [@alexmwanzo](/creator/x/alexmwanzo) 2025-10-16T10:43Z 209.2K followers, 32.7K engagements


"Usito tupu. Hapa na zile earphones za Nokia ni premium penetreshen"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alexmwanzo/status/1978884693270401132) [@alexmwanzo](/creator/x/alexmwanzo) 2025-10-16T18:04Z 209.2K followers, 22.5K engagements


"Toyota is reliable na parts you have to get from some guys house in Ndeiya who can only sell them to you if he likes you 🤣🤣🤣🤣"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alexmwanzo/status/1978895059622764666) [@alexmwanzo](/creator/x/alexmwanzo) 2025-10-16T18:45Z 209.2K followers, 11.8K engagements


"My butcher doing the most"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alexmwanzo/status/1979134974071636018) [@alexmwanzo](/creator/x/alexmwanzo) 2025-10-17T10:38Z 209.2K followers, 31.7K engagements


"Golfs are not drivers cars they are just fast but zero emotion"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alexmwanzo/status/1979245592984297829) [@alexmwanzo](/creator/x/alexmwanzo) 2025-10-17T17:58Z 209.2K followers, 41.5K engagements


"I understand you are grieving but giving someone a role just coz their dad died is wild What happened to Merit and capability Name any ministry I can give you XX names of proffesionals and their LinkedIn profiles of people who are not only capable but also experienced"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alexmwanzo/status/1979251668257542286) [@alexmwanzo](/creator/x/alexmwanzo) 2025-10-17T18:22Z 209.2K followers, 78.6K engagements


"Mm ntaka tu thread ya your ownership ya Volvo"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alexmwanzo/status/1979251916057043042) [@alexmwanzo](/creator/x/alexmwanzo) 2025-10-17T18:23Z 209.2K followers, 13K engagements


"Joan is the first person (okay Ive seen Many ) to do pre purchase in a biz (like thats her bread and butter thats not piggie backed of a garage and knowing her personally iyo mmama hapendi upuzi sellers are hating her coz of it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alexmwanzo/status/1979418286606422082) [@alexmwanzo](/creator/x/alexmwanzo) 2025-10-18T05:24Z 209.2K followers, 43.5K engagements


"Na leo naokota mia sita zingine"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alexmwanzo/status/1980146827623354430) [@alexmwanzo](/creator/x/alexmwanzo) 2025-10-20T05:39Z 209.2K followers, 18.2K engagements


"Take a look @CarDukaKE UI bwana This thing is fluid and simple No gimmics unaona bei zote za cash na monthly financing imijiet #CarDuka #SwipeClickDrive #SwipeClickSell"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alexmwanzo/status/1980277946536366388) [@alexmwanzo](/creator/x/alexmwanzo) 2025-10-20T14:20Z 209.2K followers, 6744 engagements


"Nice to stay in for one night Horrible to live in Those panels cant be used for shit"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alexmwanzo/status/1980313995824583095) [@alexmwanzo](/creator/x/alexmwanzo) 2025-10-20T16:43Z 209.2K followers, 10.1K engagements


"@diouf_kenya Bois 😇🤣🤣🤣"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alexmwanzo/status/1980314205707534583) [@alexmwanzo](/creator/x/alexmwanzo) 2025-10-20T16:44Z 209.2K followers, XXX engagements


"Fun fact the unimog has a 300ltrs fuel tank(s) With an X speed manual - all are also reverse gears -ie all forward gears are also reverse gears It also averages about 8kml meaning at full tank it can do 2400kms about the same distance from nairobi to Lusaka without refueling"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alexmwanzo/status/1980317372654534843) [@alexmwanzo](/creator/x/alexmwanzo) 2025-10-20T16:57Z 209.2K followers, 1082 engagements


"Intake air temps will be demonic"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alexmwanzo/status/1980317521187324338) [@alexmwanzo](/creator/x/alexmwanzo) 2025-10-20T16:57Z 209.2K followers, 16.8K engagements


"Took the golf on a 600kms roadtrip today This is my average"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alexmwanzo/status/1980318314204369219) [@alexmwanzo](/creator/x/alexmwanzo) 2025-10-20T17:00Z 209.2K followers, 28.2K engagements


"F2 inakaa Chakula iliserviwa wakifyeka nje bois Anyways unataka tu guess bei"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alexmwanzo/status/1980320189377049033) [@alexmwanzo](/creator/x/alexmwanzo) 2025-10-20T17:08Z 209.2K followers, 14.2K engagements


"@MRallykam Just the lanyard . Our place hatuna access nothing Unaingia tu"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alexmwanzo/status/1980322247408812365) [@alexmwanzo](/creator/x/alexmwanzo) 2025-10-20T17:16Z 209.2K followers, XXX engagements


"To celebrate 200k followers Ill be building X projects pamoja a defender XX with a k24 and a bmw e36 also with a k24"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alexmwanzo/status/1980322527940636813) [@alexmwanzo](/creator/x/alexmwanzo) 2025-10-20T17:17Z 209.2K followers, 14.3K engagements


"Theres two answers to this My golf isnt running optimal especially in boost department - few issues with the sensors and the turbo itself am basically running on low boost . Should be fixed easily X. Golfs aa a platform has soo many related sensors especially za boost na fueling if any of them is out of sync check engine pap "  
[X Link](https://x.com/alexmwanzo/status/1980328672281170210) [@alexmwanzo](/creator/x/alexmwanzo) 2025-10-20T17:42Z 209.2K followers, 14.1K engagements


"Kuna mtu ataona jua weekends pekee Living here then working in those westy office blocks with underground parking leave home at XXX be in the office at XXX - leave office at XXX be home by XXX Kwanza ukuwe mtu wa parked lunch"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alexmwanzo/status/1980530558003474666) [@alexmwanzo](/creator/x/alexmwanzo) 2025-10-21T07:04Z 209.2K followers, 26.1K engagements


"Theres a car I wanted to buy back in 2020 for about half a mill The owner akasema Heri alone ikioza Today X years down the line I see it on sale for 60k Rotten and almost dying 🤣"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alexmwanzo/status/1980534194544734347) [@alexmwanzo](/creator/x/alexmwanzo) 2025-10-21T07:18Z 209.2K followers, 42.8K engagements


"Yamaha makes pianos Owh wait they also make guitars . You think thats all they make bikes too but thats not all they make engines as well As you breath in they make lifts as well"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alexmwanzo/status/1980913752758513797) [@alexmwanzo](/creator/x/alexmwanzo) 2025-10-22T08:26Z 209.2K followers, 6376 engagements


"I can explain"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alexmwanzo/status/1981011256602673599) [@alexmwanzo](/creator/x/alexmwanzo) 2025-10-22T14:54Z 209.2K followers, 5410 engagements


"@shikumungai_ Sai uko ata 20x with nothing to show"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alexmwanzo/status/1980701757714931816) [@alexmwanzo](/creator/x/alexmwanzo) 2025-10-21T18:24Z 209.2K followers, 7259 engagements


"Mm sitaki tupotezeane wakati How much na iko wapi is it NTSA transferable nitume flatbed"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alexmwanzo/status/1980276898207859066) [@alexmwanzo](/creator/x/alexmwanzo) 2025-10-20T14:16Z 209.2K followers, 37.5K engagements


"Cheki aki Now I want one - #MasingaTT2025"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alexmwanzo/status/1980279733687374285) [@alexmwanzo](/creator/x/alexmwanzo) 2025-10-20T14:27Z 209.2K followers, 22.2K engagements


"How do you kill a honda"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alexmwanzo/status/1980585582847012946) [@alexmwanzo](/creator/x/alexmwanzo) 2025-10-21T10:42Z 209.2K followers, 19K engagements


"Nmewai jaribu kujoin izi rende za 4x4 Nilipata wazito tupu bwana Mikora wako ingia supermarket kununua makaa Bana I was flabbergasted Kuskuma trolley kufika kwa counter I thought since ni group ride one person pays then we split the bill niggas was like no guys I got this Nikajua time yangu ikifika kununua vitu ntatii Thank god I have basic mechanic and medical skills so whatever I was short in in pocket I made up for survival skills One ordered woodchipps with some aged beef"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alexmwanzo/status/1980672907001876846) [@alexmwanzo](/creator/x/alexmwanzo) 2025-10-21T16:29Z 209.2K followers, 109.8K engagements


"Cx5 or Volvo xc60 Decisions decisions"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alexmwanzo/status/1980922379166699684) [@alexmwanzo](/creator/x/alexmwanzo) 2025-10-22T09:01Z 209.2K followers, 29K engagements


"Toyotas are reliable 🤣 sasa nini inaharibu column bois"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alexmwanzo/status/1981360933617160600) [@alexmwanzo](/creator/x/alexmwanzo) 2025-10-23T14:03Z 209.2K followers, 9599 engagements


"Whoever will crack hybrids in Nairobi will make bank kama sere"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alexmwanzo/status/1981411678152774141) [@alexmwanzo](/creator/x/alexmwanzo) 2025-10-23T17:25Z 209.2K followers, 41K engagements


"Theres roughly X alternative routes to nakuru To avoid this road your options are 1.Nairobi-Mai Mahiu-naivasha 2.Nairobi-suswa-narok-njoro -nakuru/kericho/mau summit 3.Nairobi -gatundu-njambini -engineer -olkalaou -nakuru 4.Nairobi-nyeri-nyahururu-nakuru Realistically all the X roads are preettier than the main road with 100-150kms extra Realistically they will be fastwr and cheaper (cars use more fuel in traffic than on highways -especially standstill)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alexmwanzo/status/1871101841670377635) [@alexmwanzo](/creator/x/alexmwanzo) 2024-12-23T07:53Z 209.2K followers, 257K engagements


"Rubis is bigger than total: Siet"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alexmwanzo/status/1973314978896814522) [@alexmwanzo](/creator/x/alexmwanzo) 2025-10-01T09:12Z 209.2K followers, 23.1K engagements


"Good morning from msanzi"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alexmwanzo/status/1973998137455886439) [@alexmwanzo](/creator/x/alexmwanzo) 2025-10-03T06:26Z 209.2K followers, 2855 engagements


"Nissan note husumbuanga and other stories Kenyans just dont to read Niko sure ata issue bigi na CVT ni oils"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alexmwanzo/status/1978136797872873873) [@alexmwanzo](/creator/x/alexmwanzo) 2025-10-14T16:32Z 209.2K followers, 28.2K engagements


"We go to hang out with friends We go to eat food made by our friends and their businesses We go to see our friends workshop and promote their business We go to check out peoples setup We go go get banter (friendly) We go to change environment We go to promote the event organizers who are our friends and the mc and the DJ We go to also take a drive with friends and enjoy Kenya The 3500 is just the reason and it's more than fair So yes it's just not cars racing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alexmwanzo/status/1979030961552531666) [@alexmwanzo](/creator/x/alexmwanzo) 2025-10-17T03:45Z 209.2K followers, 24.5K engagements


"I introduce you their mother Tiguan diesels AWD that would do better numbers that a honda fit whilst sitting at 160kph easy with a moonroof"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alexmwanzo/status/1979251197736317155) [@alexmwanzo](/creator/x/alexmwanzo) 2025-10-17T18:20Z 209.2K followers, 32.1K engagements


"KAV in Kyoto then service @Xado_EA"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alexmwanzo/status/1979434423696130467) [@alexmwanzo](/creator/x/alexmwanzo) 2025-10-18T06:28Z 209.2K followers, 3770 engagements


"On page X of @CarDukaKE Kuna deal Moja safi This honestly is a proper deal for both buyer and seller and the financier #CarDuka #SwipeClickDrive #SwipeClickSell. 35k pm for X years is reasonable"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alexmwanzo/status/1980284946993553830) [@alexmwanzo](/creator/x/alexmwanzo) 2025-10-20T14:48Z 209.2K followers, 3332 engagements


"8:55 in Naivasha 10:05 in olsereni including a X min stop at the temple to watch fireworks Not shabby at all"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alexmwanzo/status/1980353289599525313) [@alexmwanzo](/creator/x/alexmwanzo) 2025-10-20T19:19Z 209.2K followers, 21K engagements


"Kwani uku nje mko na pesa aje for you to pay 850k pm how much are you earning bwana Anyways @CarDukaKE has deals ranging from 14k per month all the way to almost a million per month Whatever your budget iko kitu #CarDuka #SwipeClickDrive #SwipeClickSell"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alexmwanzo/status/1980513490331976188) [@alexmwanzo](/creator/x/alexmwanzo) 2025-10-21T05:56Z 209.2K followers, 11.4K engagements


"Ona dem aki Word on the street is this car is better than a prado by far This 2007 Mitsubishi Pajero in elegant gray is a rugged yet refined SUV built for both urban driving and off-road adventures. It runs on a powerful 2970cc petrol engine paired with a smooth automatic transmission delivering reliable performance and efficiency. With its 4WD capability this Pajero ensures excellent traction and stability on all terrains making it ideal for adventurous drivers. XXX neg and its yours +254708826934"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alexmwanzo/status/1980579329286308262) [@alexmwanzo](/creator/x/alexmwanzo) 2025-10-21T10:18Z 209.2K followers, 43.1K engagements


"Date night with local man "  
[X Link](https://x.com/alexmwanzo/status/1980680877785976989) [@alexmwanzo](/creator/x/alexmwanzo) 2025-10-21T17:01Z 209.2K followers, 37.6K engagements


"Petition to have XX lost include his maps on his trips plus necessary contacts -this can be paid btw to us whod like to follow later"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alexmwanzo/status/1980682514684604517) [@alexmwanzo](/creator/x/alexmwanzo) 2025-10-21T17:08Z 209.2K followers, 22.8K engagements


"When you earn 25k you think earning 50k your life would become 2x better My friends at 50k Naisha hukuramba in 3d You get to XXX sasa Shida za 100k znakufuata Then you get to XXX apa sasa ndio economy inakuaffect ka sere coz you actually have money but also dont have money -sjui Kama mnanielewo"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alexmwanzo/status/1980683035843674444) [@alexmwanzo](/creator/x/alexmwanzo) 2025-10-21T17:10Z 209.2K followers, 117.6K engagements


"Oraimo making office chairs and microwaves then earphones is wild they also make bikes They are kinda like Yamaha but on steroids"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alexmwanzo/status/1980894140046143804) [@alexmwanzo](/creator/x/alexmwanzo) 2025-10-22T07:09Z 209.2K followers, 76.7K engagements


"💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alexmwanzo/status/1980915272283525581) [@alexmwanzo](/creator/x/alexmwanzo) 2025-10-22T08:32Z 209.2K followers, 11.4K engagements


"Nani ako na 100k anipee a cheap loan to be refunded in X months ntaka kuekelea mabati flani Uku"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alexmwanzo/status/1980934050228719795) [@alexmwanzo](/creator/x/alexmwanzo) 2025-10-22T09:47Z 209.2K followers, 51.2K engagements


"Uk spec Rav X used a bmw n47 engine Ei Ei Mai lod"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alexmwanzo/status/1981011990182338935) [@alexmwanzo](/creator/x/alexmwanzo) 2025-10-22T14:57Z 209.2K followers, 5225 engagements


"Having rich friend is bad for your collection"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alexmwanzo/status/1981036821774565773) [@alexmwanzo](/creator/x/alexmwanzo) 2025-10-22T16:35Z 209.2K followers, 16.8K engagements


"@tuwei_ignecious @ngeru_sk @Kaluluu @BrianVags @WillyAbuga I use @Xado_EA exclusively kwanza wao hawana fakes for shit Guys know their shit uko kwanza hutaka a cool morning ukiwa na a nice 4hrs service and wash ya gari"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alexmwanzo/status/1981201316665020694) [@alexmwanzo](/creator/x/alexmwanzo) 2025-10-23T03:29Z 209.2K followers, XX engagements


"German hybrids znadinya Watu ajab 🤣🤣🤣"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alexmwanzo/status/1981389804525990323) [@alexmwanzo](/creator/x/alexmwanzo) 2025-10-23T15:58Z 209.2K followers, 21K engagements


"Agenda supercedes facts And I was corrected by Lookie that ilikuwa imetoka gerej back to owner Mercedes slander continues though"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alexmwanzo/status/1981594020523679839) [@alexmwanzo](/creator/x/alexmwanzo) 2025-10-24T05:30Z 209.2K followers, 5810 engagements


"This car comes to the workshop for check up had thrown an oil light _check via diagnosis coz dipstick haiko Then as we go to drain the oil tunapata it's those stupid plastic sumps -if you've ever worked on this you know apa small small jokes game changes from an oil change to a full sump job with gaskets and all Now the issue is we have that oil suction machine but we also wanted to see if there's any metal shavings under the sump We gave client both options One bill was a neat 20k The other for labour was just 5k Car nowadays are honestly dumb as shit Bring back the disptick and metal sumps"  
[X Link](https://x.com/alexmwanzo/status/1981602837273469360) [@alexmwanzo](/creator/x/alexmwanzo) 2025-10-24T06:05Z 209.2K followers, 6693 engagements