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[@Nexuist](/creator/twitter/Nexuist)
"Youre literally not going to believe this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Nexuist/status/1970151260440699138) [@Nexuist](/creator/x/Nexuist) 2025-09-22T15:40Z 24.7K followers, 221.3K engagements


"This girl just told me shes been buying chicken stock every week for years. I asked her how many shares and in what company and she said What No I just get it from Costco. Were so cooked"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Nexuist/status/1977486959233970232) [@Nexuist](/creator/x/Nexuist) 2025-10-12T21:30Z 24.7K followers, 102.5K engagements


"How an AWS Certified Solutions Architect sees the world"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Nexuist/status/1980450806647386353) [@Nexuist](/creator/x/Nexuist) 2025-10-21T01:47Z 24.7K followers, 7445 engagements


"@EigenGender Wouldnt it incentivize mothers to take drugs during their pregnancy to maximize payouts"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Nexuist/status/1980511788237254825) [@Nexuist](/creator/x/Nexuist) 2025-10-21T05:49Z 24.7K followers, 15.3K engagements


"@cosmos_raj"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Nexuist/status/1980746254792773742) [@Nexuist](/creator/x/Nexuist) 2025-10-21T21:21Z 24.7K followers, XXX engagements


"@kanomalie *meet up with some friends* them: hows your situationship going me: thats actually my soulmate & were going to get married but its great *a couple weeks go by* them: hows your situationship going"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Nexuist/status/1980800208650088528) [@Nexuist](/creator/x/Nexuist) 2025-10-22T00:55Z 24.7K followers, XXX engagements


"So you quit consulting and became a founder to escape daily Microsoft Teams meetings Yes Dave And now you have X meetings and spend your free time answering an average of XXX messages per day instead That is correct Dave"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Nexuist/status/1977942455673884696) [@Nexuist](/creator/x/Nexuist) 2025-10-14T03:40Z 24.7K followers, 18.6K engagements


"@somefoundersalt I wonder what happens in the timeline where the US continues with Apollo so the Russian Federation decides to go through with Buran"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Nexuist/status/1979615691507749310) [@Nexuist](/creator/x/Nexuist) 2025-10-18T18:28Z 24.7K followers, 9282 engagements


"the lion will be forced to hire HR employees"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Nexuist/status/1981096839542952022) [@Nexuist](/creator/x/Nexuist) 2025-10-22T20:34Z 24.7K followers, 6244 engagements


"So is the OpenAI i/o device just going to be a TV that generates Sora videos all day"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Nexuist/status/1981225692068270320) [@Nexuist](/creator/x/Nexuist) 2025-10-23T05:06Z 24.7K followers, 1162 engagements


"here's an app i've been working on for a while it's kind of like anonymous finance twitter but you don't get to pick your username. your username is just your bank account balance"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Nexuist/status/1865265021929783311) [@Nexuist](/creator/x/Nexuist) 2024-12-07T05:20Z 24.7K followers, 579.8K engagements


"I think above a certain age you lose touch with the used car market because it's been so long since you were in the market for a beater. So let's be clear: there are NO CARS under $10000 and 100000 miles. NONE. It's not a luxury preference thing it's not a "oh I can't be caught in this shitbox" status thing it's not a "ah I would never drive a car without CarPlay" privilege thing there are NO CARS. THERE IS NO MARKET AT ALL. IT'S NOT YOUNG PEOPLE BEING GREEDY THERE IS PRACTICALLY NOT A SINGLE VEHICLE FOR SALE IN THE CONTINENTAL UNITED STATES UNDER TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS WITH LESS THAN ONE"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Nexuist/status/1908024397467697375) [@Nexuist](/creator/x/Nexuist) 2025-04-04T05:10Z 24.7K followers, 1.4M engagements


"One of my favorite pictures ever. February 2014 Raleigh North Carolina following XXX inches of snow"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Nexuist/status/1977982443471982996) [@Nexuist](/creator/x/Nexuist) 2025-10-14T06:18Z 24.7K followers, 2.9M engagements


"$100 for GTA X is actually pretty reasonable when you factor in the normal cost of playing a Latina"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Nexuist/status/1979805904657928369) [@Nexuist](/creator/x/Nexuist) 2025-10-19T07:04Z 24.7K followers, 66.3K engagements


"My Waymo emergency braked because it got cut off by ANOTHER WAYMO"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Nexuist/status/1980008763290747242) [@Nexuist](/creator/x/Nexuist) 2025-10-19T20:30Z 24.7K followers, 21.3K engagements


"it is possible to order the military industrial complex sweater from China and ship it to Taiwan"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Nexuist/status/1980171794343735330) [@Nexuist](/creator/x/Nexuist) 2025-10-20T07:18Z 24.7K followers, 201.8K engagements


"GTA X side character that gives you a mission to steal a mysterious prototype from a surveillance tech company. The AI device has little quips that make fun of your outfit while you drive it back to her. It culminates in an eccentric blog post that crashes the companys stock"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Nexuist/status/1980858573828813159) [@Nexuist](/creator/x/Nexuist) 2025-10-22T04:47Z 24.7K followers, 20.2K engagements


"@kanomalie remember when chatgpt and the browser were separate apps"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Nexuist/status/1981179034672517364) [@Nexuist](/creator/x/Nexuist) 2025-10-23T02:01Z 24.7K followers, 13.6K engagements


"@hopes_revenge An optimistic view is that we've been improving social systems to help the unfortunate so much to the point where the only people left are just really severely difficult to work with the system may enable average people to get back on their feet already"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Nexuist/status/1981237477605331274) [@Nexuist](/creator/x/Nexuist) 2025-10-23T05:53Z 24.7K followers, XXX engagements


"AWS outage post mortem tl;dr"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Nexuist/status/1981601397201399971) [@Nexuist](/creator/x/Nexuist) 2025-10-24T05:59Z 24.7K followers, 35.3K engagements


"Your username is how many times youve doordashed fried chicken"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Nexuist/status/1981609968882299299) [@Nexuist](/creator/x/Nexuist) 2025-10-24T06:33Z 24.7K followers, 9299 engagements