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[@Thomas_Salamus_](/creator/twitter/Thomas_Salamus_)
"Making sure your kid is cool should be talked about more Most of life is better if youre not a fuckin dork"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Thomas_Salamus_/status/1976075009526551017) [@Thomas_Salamus_](/creator/x/Thomas_Salamus_) 2025-10-08T23:59Z 15.2K followers, 229.1K engagements


"Trader Joes is a shitty grocery store with a select few good items"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Thomas_Salamus_/status/1979377523596366160) [@Thomas_Salamus_](/creator/x/Thomas_Salamus_) 2025-10-18T02:42Z 15.2K followers, 25.7K engagements


"Imagine not being in your late teens/early 20s for 2010-2016 EDM Imagine not experiencing Avicii or Swedish House Mafia in real time"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Thomas_Salamus_/status/1981772550972797086) [@Thomas_Salamus_](/creator/x/Thomas_Salamus_) 2025-10-24T17:19Z 15.2K followers, 22.7K engagements


"No company has created more corporate-robot-NPCs than Salesforce They are are to per my last note what China is to manufacturing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Thomas_Salamus_/status/1979963526979432908) [@Thomas_Salamus_](/creator/x/Thomas_Salamus_) 2025-10-19T17:31Z 15.2K followers, 2335 engagements


"If a White Liberal Woman in a corporate environment starts an email or a slack message with Im confused Crack them knuckles boy Youre about to go to war"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Thomas_Salamus_/status/1978586338061324311) [@Thomas_Salamus_](/creator/x/Thomas_Salamus_) 2025-10-15T22:18Z 15.2K followers, 2134 engagements


"I just looked up the numbers again: XXX% of all Shopify stores ever reach $1m/yr in revenue XXX% reach $10m/yr Dont be fooled by screenshots"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Thomas_Salamus_/status/1980429127460221106) [@Thomas_Salamus_](/creator/x/Thomas_Salamus_) 2025-10-21T00:21Z 15.2K followers, 14.2K engagements


"@Hankthealien Currently 150mg test/week split EoD 1500iu HCG EoD 2.5mg Reta once per week 250mcg Sermorelin injected every day"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Thomas_Salamus_/status/1980448335862591493) [@Thomas_Salamus_](/creator/x/Thomas_Salamus_) 2025-10-21T01:37Z 15.2K followers, XXX engagements


"@NotZainAgain @codyplof Satellite internet has come a long way"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Thomas_Salamus_/status/1981796565439119851) [@Thomas_Salamus_](/creator/x/Thomas_Salamus_) 2025-10-24T18:54Z 15.2K followers, XX engagements


"@TheWealthMill I was in college at the jersey shore for the same period 🤝"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Thomas_Salamus_/status/1982063500164726811) [@Thomas_Salamus_](/creator/x/Thomas_Salamus_) 2025-10-25T12:35Z 15.2K followers, XX engagements


"Things youll need to learn that arent marketing & ads related when building your first brand: - Financials: accounting cash flow taxes etc - Attorneys: how to hire great ones & effectively worked with them - Intellectual property. Trademarks are *fucking* important - Design. You can hire designers but youre going to need to know what great looks like - How you work & learn. Ive always been good at teaching myself but learning how I prefer to work was tough after years of corporate programming - Negotiation - How to hire delegate and fire. Can be employees contractors vendors VAs w.e - AI. An"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Thomas_Salamus_/status/1979371662819635380) [@Thomas_Salamus_](/creator/x/Thomas_Salamus_) 2025-10-18T02:19Z 15.2K followers, 5344 engagements


"There are two archetypes of urbanite that stand above the rest as the worst people on earth: X. NYC transplants LARPing as New Yorkers X. Anyone from in or around San Francisco"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Thomas_Salamus_/status/1981447718468722727) [@Thomas_Salamus_](/creator/x/Thomas_Salamus_) 2025-10-23T19:48Z 15.2K followers, 7692 engagements


"Whats the best gift youve ever gotten from a brand"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Thomas_Salamus_/status/1981814568994127938) [@Thomas_Salamus_](/creator/x/Thomas_Salamus_) 2025-10-24T20:06Z 15.2K followers, 1290 engagements


"@theNOBSdentist Same XX% Italian"  
[X Link](https://x.com/Thomas_Salamus_/status/1982264670879621207) [@Thomas_Salamus_](/creator/x/Thomas_Salamus_) 2025-10-26T01:55Z 15.2K followers, XXX engagements