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[@MrsCathComedy](/creator/twitter/MrsCathComedy)
"Tomorrow is "Saint Day" at my kids co-op. We are skipping. I am pregnant exhausted and unsafe to drive. PLUS: the assignment was to make saint costumes and posters about the saint the child is dressed as. I wasn't going to do that for X kids. That's insane"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MrsCathComedy/status/1980520937092161544) [@MrsCathComedy](/creator/x/MrsCathComedy) 2025-10-21T06:26Z 2258 followers, 1444 engagements


"@PapistWhimsy Can I take a different flight"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MrsCathComedy/status/1979660481242804519) [@MrsCathComedy](/creator/x/MrsCathComedy) 2025-10-18T21:26Z 2257 followers, XXX engagements


"Husband and I at Ace Hardware @catholic_comedy : ok we need some tools for the plumbing work. I need to get shark bites. Me: ooh haha *Asks employee* CC: where can I get shark bites Me: ooh haha CC: 🤨 Me: what Employee: aisle X has shark bites Me: Ooh Haha CC: STOP IT"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MrsCathComedy/status/1979943319246434514) [@MrsCathComedy](/creator/x/MrsCathComedy) 2025-10-19T16:10Z 2258 followers, XXX engagements


"@mandalynns23 I can only imagine there's like XX St Carlo Acutis today because it's just a hoodie and jeans lol. My kids would all have a bedsheet and a cross and be holy ghosts"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MrsCathComedy/status/1980658841957331067) [@MrsCathComedy](/creator/x/MrsCathComedy) 2025-10-21T15:34Z 2257 followers, XX engagements


"@MomLush6 @berrysweetmum That mustve been amazing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MrsCathComedy/status/1981018228638834847) [@MrsCathComedy](/creator/x/MrsCathComedy) 2025-10-22T15:22Z 2258 followers, XX engagements


"3yo: Can I drink your tea Me: No. 3yo: *tantrum* *Repeat scenario minimum 20+ times over XX minutes* The thing is that I rarely finish my tea/coffee and would've let her finish it if she just accepted the "no". Now I can't let her finish it or it teaches the wrong lesson"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MrsCathComedy/status/1980334027082199256) [@MrsCathComedy](/creator/x/MrsCathComedy) 2025-10-20T18:03Z 2258 followers, 1567 engagements


"Lord we ask a miracle for this family but ultimately that Your will be done and your peace and comfort envelope the Halls as they carry this cross and offer their dear child to you. Mother Mary wrap these parents in your mantle and hold them close through this heartache. Amen"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MrsCathComedy/status/1981434996905631915) [@MrsCathComedy](/creator/x/MrsCathComedy) 2025-10-23T18:58Z 2258 followers, XXX engagements


"This is beautiful"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MrsCathComedy/status/1980871024284745898) [@MrsCathComedy](/creator/x/MrsCathComedy) 2025-10-22T05:37Z 2258 followers, XXX engagements


"@beginnercathol1 @catholic_comedy He doesn't use the oven That's a woman's appliance. He grills and smokes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/MrsCathComedy/status/1981596016387215479) [@MrsCathComedy](/creator/x/MrsCathComedy) 2025-10-24T05:38Z 2258 followers, XX engagements