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[@ASo1omons](/creator/twitter/ASo1omons)
"I have been keeping an eye out for one of these for years. Finally acquired one at the local True Value"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ASo1omons/status/1977155603907932426) [@ASo1omons](/creator/x/ASo1omons) 2025-10-11T23:33Z 37.3K followers, 13.2K engagements


"Hey can one of you journo types tell me what specifically in this paragraph you have a problem with"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ASo1omons/status/1978614540917948666) [@ASo1omons](/creator/x/ASo1omons) 2025-10-16T00:10Z 37.3K followers, 2653 engagements


".@BudLightSadness Rally your minions in the NO"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ASo1omons/status/1979308953726271767) [@ASo1omons](/creator/x/ASo1omons) 2025-10-17T22:10Z 37.3K followers, 1902 engagements


"What The Fook"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ASo1omons/status/1979340683518578906) [@ASo1omons](/creator/x/ASo1omons) 2025-10-18T00:16Z 37.3K followers, 3503 engagements


"Lets check in on an actual retard"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ASo1omons/status/1979563575657042263) [@ASo1omons](/creator/x/ASo1omons) 2025-10-18T15:01Z 37.4K followers, 3187 engagements


"Look at this queer"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ASo1omons/status/1979666971194212705) [@ASo1omons](/creator/x/ASo1omons) 2025-10-18T21:52Z 37.4K followers, 4983 engagements


"What am I making. 🤔"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ASo1omons/status/1979682208391790863) [@ASo1omons](/creator/x/ASo1omons) 2025-10-18T22:53Z 37.3K followers, 7041 engagements


"Just say you'd rather suck dick and be on your way"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ASo1omons/status/1980277175610679649) [@ASo1omons](/creator/x/ASo1omons) 2025-10-20T14:17Z 37.3K followers, 2991 engagements


"You have to pay $20K for a battery after X years. Not warrantied"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ASo1omons/status/1952890151408984176) [@ASo1omons](/creator/x/ASo1omons) 2025-08-06T00:31Z 37.3K followers, 334K engagements


"Ive never been one to follow celebrities. But seriously This isn't common knowledge"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ASo1omons/status/1980123575643443534) [@ASo1omons](/creator/x/ASo1omons) 2025-10-20T04:07Z 37.3K followers, 1131 engagements


"Am Cajun now. .@BudLightSadness r8 my crawfish etouffe dinner"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ASo1omons/status/1980758936299995599) [@ASo1omons](/creator/x/ASo1omons) 2025-10-21T22:11Z 37.3K followers, 29.2K engagements


"Atleast X cameras recording. Just put the straps around my n*ck and then lift me up. fuck around"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ASo1omons/status/1975957928986489339) [@ASo1omons](/creator/x/ASo1omons) 2025-10-08T16:14Z 37.4K followers, 24.5K engagements


"Just did my annual insurance shopping/purchase. Progressive (current) bumped auto from $319/mo to $650/mo in a year. Auto/homeowners is now bundled with State Farm. Auto - $328/mo and a $1500/yr discount on homeowners policy. I fuckin hate insurance companies"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ASo1omons/status/1978189978371760322) [@ASo1omons](/creator/x/ASo1omons) 2025-10-14T20:03Z 37.4K followers, 26.3K engagements


"Because I'm curious. Favorite screwdrivers"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ASo1omons/status/1979211023841169766) [@ASo1omons](/creator/x/ASo1omons) 2025-10-17T15:40Z 37.4K followers, 12.1K engagements


"13/10 recommend having a fireplace"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ASo1omons/status/1979349763519844716) [@ASo1omons](/creator/x/ASo1omons) 2025-10-18T00:52Z 37.3K followers, 5412 engagements


"Hol up. Is this Splinter Cell series on Netflix DEI'd"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ASo1omons/status/1980129382481195082) [@ASo1omons](/creator/x/ASo1omons) 2025-10-20T04:30Z 37.4K followers, 5841 engagements


"😂😂😂😂😂 Those F22s were watching you for XX minutes before you even saw them Chyna"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ASo1omons/status/1980357201870090364) [@ASo1omons](/creator/x/ASo1omons) 2025-10-20T19:35Z 37.4K followers, 3294 engagements


"Fuck you no"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ASo1omons/status/1980470277298618734) [@ASo1omons](/creator/x/ASo1omons) 2025-10-21T03:04Z 37.3K followers, 35.5K engagements


"Not a full mag. Guy had mental disabilities per the article. Guy didn't bring it into the airport. DIABEETUS"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ASo1omons/status/1980803022759280924) [@ASo1omons](/creator/x/ASo1omons) 2025-10-22T01:06Z 37.3K followers, 1263 engagements


"@RoodBoiBased @myowneyesnears @BudLightSadness Well I was using the phrase understanding their location as they have "cajun" listed in their bio. I'm about equivalent in latitude as Big Rapids right now. so still technically within your own definition. 😂😂😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ASo1omons/status/1980820458372231577) [@ASo1omons](/creator/x/ASo1omons) 2025-10-22T02:16Z 37.3K followers, XX engagements


"Now the unskilled labor is upset he can't afford coffee he asked about. Maybe pick up another shift at Wendy's or something"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ASo1omons/status/1977041242019315762) [@ASo1omons](/creator/x/ASo1omons) 2025-10-11T15:58Z 37.4K followers, 2011 engagements


"Fine. Here's the secret. You're gay"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ASo1omons/status/1977846658672013488) [@ASo1omons](/creator/x/ASo1omons) 2025-10-13T21:19Z 37.4K followers, 2403 engagements


"Titanium skookum choocher"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ASo1omons/status/1979695755507224893) [@ASo1omons](/creator/x/ASo1omons) 2025-10-18T23:47Z 37.4K followers, 4032 engagements


"PhDs are dumb"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ASo1omons/status/1979919346949394911) [@ASo1omons](/creator/x/ASo1omons) 2025-10-19T14:35Z 37.3K followers, 6767 engagements


"@Bagginzes1 @notPeachessab @SharkFloppKing I have DAV right now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ASo1omons/status/1980823301179207800) [@ASo1omons](/creator/x/ASo1omons) 2025-10-22T02:27Z 37.3K followers, XX engagements

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@ASo1omons "I have been keeping an eye out for one of these for years. Finally acquired one at the local True Value"
X Link @ASo1omons 2025-10-11T23:33Z 37.3K followers, 13.2K engagements

"Hey can one of you journo types tell me what specifically in this paragraph you have a problem with"
X Link @ASo1omons 2025-10-16T00:10Z 37.3K followers, 2653 engagements

".@BudLightSadness Rally your minions in the NO"
X Link @ASo1omons 2025-10-17T22:10Z 37.3K followers, 1902 engagements

"What The Fook"
X Link @ASo1omons 2025-10-18T00:16Z 37.3K followers, 3503 engagements

"Lets check in on an actual retard"
X Link @ASo1omons 2025-10-18T15:01Z 37.4K followers, 3187 engagements

"Look at this queer"
X Link @ASo1omons 2025-10-18T21:52Z 37.4K followers, 4983 engagements

"What am I making. 🤔"
X Link @ASo1omons 2025-10-18T22:53Z 37.3K followers, 7041 engagements

"Just say you'd rather suck dick and be on your way"
X Link @ASo1omons 2025-10-20T14:17Z 37.3K followers, 2991 engagements

"You have to pay $20K for a battery after X years. Not warrantied"
X Link @ASo1omons 2025-08-06T00:31Z 37.3K followers, 334K engagements

"Ive never been one to follow celebrities. But seriously This isn't common knowledge"
X Link @ASo1omons 2025-10-20T04:07Z 37.3K followers, 1131 engagements

"Am Cajun now. .@BudLightSadness r8 my crawfish etouffe dinner"
X Link @ASo1omons 2025-10-21T22:11Z 37.3K followers, 29.2K engagements

"Atleast X cameras recording. Just put the straps around my n*ck and then lift me up. fuck around"
X Link @ASo1omons 2025-10-08T16:14Z 37.4K followers, 24.5K engagements

"Just did my annual insurance shopping/purchase. Progressive (current) bumped auto from $319/mo to $650/mo in a year. Auto/homeowners is now bundled with State Farm. Auto - $328/mo and a $1500/yr discount on homeowners policy. I fuckin hate insurance companies"
X Link @ASo1omons 2025-10-14T20:03Z 37.4K followers, 26.3K engagements

"Because I'm curious. Favorite screwdrivers"
X Link @ASo1omons 2025-10-17T15:40Z 37.4K followers, 12.1K engagements

"13/10 recommend having a fireplace"
X Link @ASo1omons 2025-10-18T00:52Z 37.3K followers, 5412 engagements

"Hol up. Is this Splinter Cell series on Netflix DEI'd"
X Link @ASo1omons 2025-10-20T04:30Z 37.4K followers, 5841 engagements

"😂😂😂😂😂 Those F22s were watching you for XX minutes before you even saw them Chyna"
X Link @ASo1omons 2025-10-20T19:35Z 37.4K followers, 3294 engagements

"Fuck you no"
X Link @ASo1omons 2025-10-21T03:04Z 37.3K followers, 35.5K engagements

"Not a full mag. Guy had mental disabilities per the article. Guy didn't bring it into the airport. DIABEETUS"
X Link @ASo1omons 2025-10-22T01:06Z 37.3K followers, 1263 engagements

"@RoodBoiBased @myowneyesnears @BudLightSadness Well I was using the phrase understanding their location as they have "cajun" listed in their bio. I'm about equivalent in latitude as Big Rapids right now. so still technically within your own definition. 😂😂😂"
X Link @ASo1omons 2025-10-22T02:16Z 37.3K followers, XX engagements

"Now the unskilled labor is upset he can't afford coffee he asked about. Maybe pick up another shift at Wendy's or something"
X Link @ASo1omons 2025-10-11T15:58Z 37.4K followers, 2011 engagements

"Fine. Here's the secret. You're gay"
X Link @ASo1omons 2025-10-13T21:19Z 37.4K followers, 2403 engagements

"Titanium skookum choocher"
X Link @ASo1omons 2025-10-18T23:47Z 37.4K followers, 4032 engagements

"PhDs are dumb"
X Link @ASo1omons 2025-10-19T14:35Z 37.3K followers, 6767 engagements

"@Bagginzes1 @notPeachessab @SharkFloppKing I have DAV right now"
X Link @ASo1omons 2025-10-22T02:27Z 37.3K followers, XX engagements

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