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[@SperglerAcolyte](/creator/twitter/SperglerAcolyte)
"REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SperglerAcolyte/status/1979340291632238646) [@SperglerAcolyte](/creator/x/SperglerAcolyte) 2025-10-18T00:14Z 37.9K followers, 10.9K engagements


"It mustve been so cool to enslave a Neolithic farming community"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SperglerAcolyte/status/1979801142810034482) [@SperglerAcolyte](/creator/x/SperglerAcolyte) 2025-10-19T06:45Z 37.9K followers, 23.9K engagements


"There was old forum post I read as a kid discussing difference in gnome behavior in Europe vs America. Purportedly European gnomes conform to the stereotype as jolly and benevolent. New World gnomes however are mischievous and sometimes harbor an ill-will toward huemans"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SperglerAcolyte/status/1980442945536069913) [@SperglerAcolyte](/creator/x/SperglerAcolyte) 2025-10-21T01:16Z 37.9K followers, 25.9K engagements


"The truth is unbearable and may even one shot a normie"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SperglerAcolyte/status/1975928417142067329) [@SperglerAcolyte](/creator/x/SperglerAcolyte) 2025-10-08T14:17Z 37.9K followers, 255.3K engagements


"Might get on tiktok"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SperglerAcolyte/status/1976771985771577411) [@SperglerAcolyte](/creator/x/SperglerAcolyte) 2025-10-10T22:09Z 37.9K followers, 6542 engagements


"I can explain"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SperglerAcolyte/status/1978470895464206442) [@SperglerAcolyte](/creator/x/SperglerAcolyte) 2025-10-15T14:39Z 37.9K followers, 104.6K engagements


"Went on a night walk"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SperglerAcolyte/status/1978975768534241316) [@SperglerAcolyte](/creator/x/SperglerAcolyte) 2025-10-17T00:06Z 37.9K followers, 9184 engagements


"@CapStasher It was great. Cleared my head"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SperglerAcolyte/status/1978992324664250796) [@SperglerAcolyte](/creator/x/SperglerAcolyte) 2025-10-17T01:11Z 37.9K followers, XXX engagements


"Teachers scold children for their unserious behavior while not being able to spell affecting correctly School is a cruel joke"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SperglerAcolyte/status/1980927099348386036) [@SperglerAcolyte](/creator/x/SperglerAcolyte) 2025-10-22T09:19Z 37.9K followers, 32K engagements


"What happened to Tucker He wasnt like this around 2022. Appealing too much to schizo conservaboomers that hes taken his finger off the national pulse"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SperglerAcolyte/status/1974182167300485172) [@SperglerAcolyte](/creator/x/SperglerAcolyte) 2025-10-03T18:38Z 37.9K followers, 95.4K engagements


"@CrekAppreciator @steakeggsmilk Nothing beats this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SperglerAcolyte/status/1980848651259040039) [@SperglerAcolyte](/creator/x/SperglerAcolyte) 2025-10-22T04:08Z 37.9K followers, XX engagements


"Timeline cleanse"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SperglerAcolyte/status/1979341720417636603) [@SperglerAcolyte](/creator/x/SperglerAcolyte) 2025-10-18T00:20Z 37.9K followers, 58.5K engagements


"I think some men are meant to be perma-bachelors married to their work mentoring promising youths in lieu of having children etc"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SperglerAcolyte/status/1977040945947590752) [@SperglerAcolyte](/creator/x/SperglerAcolyte) 2025-10-11T15:57Z 37.9K followers, 613.7K engagements


"A country ran by infirm senile geriatrics. No wonder life feels so bleak in the US"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SperglerAcolyte/status/1978870475326448073) [@SperglerAcolyte](/creator/x/SperglerAcolyte) 2025-10-16T17:07Z 37.9K followers, 325.2K engagements


"You shouldve seen the timeline back in 2022. Full of book excerpts interesting threads on the history of antiquity relentless mocking of the old twitter regime it was beautiful. Even the coaliest of accounts were decent in those days"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SperglerAcolyte/status/1979784473756795230) [@SperglerAcolyte](/creator/x/SperglerAcolyte) 2025-10-19T05:39Z 37.9K followers, 53.2K engagements


"The advent of agriculture led to bifurcation of human soul into masters & slaves. You cannot enslave hunter-gatherer population since they are highly mobile. At best you get 1/2 as domestic slave. W/ agriculture econ. surplus & settled lifestyle means slavery becomes viable"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SperglerAcolyte/status/1980106374836003218) [@SperglerAcolyte](/creator/x/SperglerAcolyte) 2025-10-20T02:58Z 37.9K followers, 17.9K engagements


"I will always be partial to New England but there is a definite "cursed" feel to its forests in mid November/before first snowfall"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SperglerAcolyte/status/1980431755036488111) [@SperglerAcolyte](/creator/x/SperglerAcolyte) 2025-10-21T00:31Z 37.9K followers, 79.9K engagements


"Can't stop thinking about Prehistoric Mega Penguins"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SperglerAcolyte/status/1980853563606597842) [@SperglerAcolyte](/creator/x/SperglerAcolyte) 2025-10-22T04:27Z 37.9K followers, 83.3K engagements


"AI-induced mass boomer psychosis will accelerate over the next few months. By Christmas your grandparents will be barricading their homes and calling you to warn about roving gangs of armed cats"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SperglerAcolyte/status/1980872855383314849) [@SperglerAcolyte](/creator/x/SperglerAcolyte) 2025-10-22T05:44Z 37.9K followers, 54.1K engagements


"Will Stancil thought he could tussle with shitposters and now XX% of his replies are references to an AI-generated cartoon in which he gets radicalized by his digitial rapist Grok. I hope he learned his lesson but I suspect not"  
[X Link](https://x.com/SperglerAcolyte/status/1981578622596239536) [@SperglerAcolyte](/creator/x/SperglerAcolyte) 2025-10-24T04:28Z 37.9K followers, 2130 engagements