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[@greg16676935420](/creator/twitter/greg16676935420)
"Why would these birds be in the airport when they could literally fly anywhere they want for free"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1978172215855071645) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-14T18:53Z 1.2M followers, 80.5K engagements


"good morning to everyone except for the people its not morning for"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1980998791265468540) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-22T14:04Z 1.2M followers, 170K engagements


"1000 degree fireball vs chocolate milk (Sound on 🔉)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1799168654606799098) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2024-06-07T19:56Z 1.2M followers, 6.8M engagements


"@PastorDeberny You what"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1978528165409743233) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-15T18:27Z 1.2M followers, 308.4K engagements


"good night to everyone except for the people its not night for"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1978669989113561457) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-16T03:51Z 1.2M followers, 130.5K engagements


"Theres a very lucky lady out there somewhere who will get to wear this for the rest of her life"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1979243997332934702) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-17T17:51Z 1.2M followers, 7.3M engagements


"Happy hump day"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1980998793433907293) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-22T14:04Z 1.2M followers, 41.9K engagements


"Having one last dinner here before they shut down for good"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1917008382915146001) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-04-29T00:09Z 1.2M followers, 200.2K engagements


"Just rawdogged a Texas Roadhouse for lunch No peanuts no steak no drink didnt even order Just sat there for X hours and ate XX trays of bread"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1971310324201779332) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-09-25T20:26Z 1.2M followers, 169.4K engagements


"@realDonaldTrump I had to quadruple check this wasnt the Trump parody account"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1972823083154375042) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-09-30T00:37Z 1.2M followers, 285K engagements


"Marco Rubio whispers something to Donald Trump"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1976077078530560488) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-09T00:07Z 1.2M followers, 259.2K engagements


"Beautiful day for glizzies and golf"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1977121955007676721) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-11T21:19Z 1.2M followers, 138.2K engagements


"good morning to everyone except for the people its not morning for"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1977359672404296080) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-12T13:04Z 1.2M followers, 170.6K engagements


"You gotta be kidding me I just got pulled over for going XX mph in a X mph zone"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1977485677483995354) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-12T21:25Z 1.2M followers, 253.5K engagements


"First time ever at Cracker Barrel I hope I like it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1977795174538641562) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-13T17:54Z 1.2M followers, 142.5K engagements


"I released him outside and made sure he walked away from my house"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1978587887869341974) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-15T22:24Z 1.2M followers, 70.5K engagements


"good morning to everyone except for the people its not morning for"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1978820529432752621) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-16T13:49Z 1.2M followers, 130.8K engagements


"Shoutout to Sparkly Freshwater Thrush"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1978865757183230019) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-16T16:48Z 1.2M followers, 36K engagements


"If you ever feel useless just remember they had a lifeguard at the Olympics last year"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1979711319600484411) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-19T00:48Z 1.2M followers, 131.6K engagements


"Me after one sip of coffee"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1979916785768858038) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-19T14:25Z 1.2M followers, 152.4K engagements


"good night to everyone except for the people its not night for"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1981949120098304071) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-25T05:01Z 1.2M followers, 137.3K engagements


"Looks like @elonmusk is advertising in my neighborhood. Just noticed this logo while I was mowing the grass"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1697016658072682754) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2023-08-30T22:41Z 1.2M followers, 585.1K engagements


"I just found a $XX bill under the couch so whats a life changing item under $XX that I should buy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1791621405412413645) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2024-05-18T00:06Z 1.2M followers, 508.2K engagements


"Grok knows its my birthday and I love to golf at the golf course"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1878968934109720713) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-01-14T00:54Z 1.2M followers, 108.6K engagements


"Mark Zuckerberg sees boobs Mark Zuckerberg looks at boobs"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1881399055626195141) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-01-20T17:51Z 1.2M followers, 223.8K engagements


"@ThePPseedsShow Its a g for greg"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1916556831146586554) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-04-27T18:15Z 1.2M followers, 45K engagements


"Im literally shaking right now. Tesla selected me among the 4th lucky fans and I will connected to Elon Musk"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1931078526712815658) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-06-06T19:59Z 1.2M followers, 123.3K engagements


"How old were you when you learned WiFi stands for Wireless Fidelity"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1937936017559863655) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-06-25T18:08Z 1.2M followers, 217.6K engagements


"What is going on in Alabama"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1941646535101476916) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-07-05T23:53Z 1.2M followers, 253K engagements


"🚨BREAKING: Andy Byron has been BANNED from celebrating National Ice Cream Day"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1947094060021248444) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-07-21T00:39Z 1.2M followers, 104.5K engagements


"What should I do with this space"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1947323362189128123) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-07-21T15:50Z 1.2M followers, 759.5K engagements


"Did you know The M on top of a McGriddle represents the first letter of McDonalds which is M"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1947433015141142530) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-07-21T23:06Z 1.2M followers, 791.6K engagements


"Modern Cruise Ships vs. The Titanic"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1949987722979848396) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-07-29T00:17Z 1.2M followers, 361.1K engagements


"Canada has never been to space so she was probably just telling him about it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1950303482524688888) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-07-29T21:12Z 1.2M followers, 1.6M engagements


"@MaxxChewning This is clearly fake. The Roman numeral for X should be V not I"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1950327592734572622) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-07-29T22:48Z 1.2M followers, 350.8K engagements


"I tried the new nuggets and it didnt end well"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1950609247693336967) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-07-30T17:27Z 1.2M followers, 209.9K engagements


"Happy two week anniversary to those who celebrate"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1950945244435914835) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-07-31T15:42Z 1.2M followers, 590.8K engagements


"What are these little hairs on tires even for"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1951056042395312620) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-07-31T23:03Z 1.2M followers, 547.3K engagements


"Its always crazy to me how someone will buy a new car for $30k and then leave the dealership sticker on the back of it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1955736632000438596) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-08-13T21:02Z 1.2M followers, 267.6K engagements


"good morning to everyone except for the people its not morning for"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1957065227272380461) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-08-17T13:01Z 1.2M followers, 184.6K engagements


"Did you know that is over XX% women Thats X out of every X users Let that sink in"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1957149957515047152) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-08-17T18:38Z 1.2M followers, 254K engagements


"@SenSanders Yeah but a Big Mac costs $XX in Sweden so Ill pass"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1958592891342766350) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-08-21T18:11Z 1.2M followers, 12.2K engagements


"Just found out Cracker Barrel doesnt even serve crackers"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1958954964384194631) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-08-22T18:10Z 1.2M followers, 237.1K engagements


"@NFL Wow Tesla stock is gonna skyrocket tomorrow. Elon must be happy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1964834126126801032) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-09-07T23:32Z 1.2M followers, 29K engagements


"good morning to everyone except for the people its not morning for"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1965037951836107042) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-09-08T13:02Z 1.2M followers, 109.6K engagements


"Bro turned getting bullied on Christmas Eve into generational wealth"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1965082922861617472) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-09-08T16:00Z 1.2M followers, 100.1K engagements


"The new AirPods are awesome"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1966204706105290950) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-09-11T18:18Z 1.2M followers, 134.7K engagements


"He looks like a dog"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1966591915442459042) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-09-12T19:57Z 1.2M followers, 463.6K engagements


"good morning to everyone except for the people its not morning for"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1966873121044222201) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-09-13T14:34Z 1.2M followers, 154.1K engagements


"@0xgaut Ive heard of people having a rabbit foot for luck but definitely never a baby foot"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1968036180731236544) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-09-16T19:36Z 1.2M followers, 27.8K engagements


"good morning to everyone except for the people its not morning for"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1968304100342464791) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-09-17T13:20Z 1.2M followers, 128.8K engagements


"🚨BREAKING: Jimmy Kimmel will be back on the air after serving his X hour suspension"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1970238989325238728) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-09-22T21:29Z 1.2M followers, 99.7K engagements


"Remember Moo Deng This is her now. Feel old yet"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1970570140703162840) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-09-23T19:25Z 1.2M followers, 95.6K engagements


"Whoevers trying to hack into my account please dont do that anymore"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1971412480594526435) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-09-26T03:12Z 1.2M followers, 133.3K engagements


"Ive decided I want to be a sports team mascot when I grow up"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1973508568151367999) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-01T22:01Z 1.2M followers, 67.6K engagements


"This is what happens when you dont put your phone in airplane mode"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1973597567121498215) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-02T03:55Z 1.2M followers, 223.7K engagements


"good morning to everyone except for the people its not morning for"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1973724026095968658) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-02T12:17Z 1.2M followers, 170.7K engagements


"Why would I buy a can of oxygen when I can literally just walk next to a tree for free"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1974129712336437551) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-03T15:09Z 1.2M followers, 140.9K engagements


"@elonmusk I brought your profile picture to life"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1975210667411124298) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-06T14:44Z 1.2M followers, 56.8K engagements


"good morning to everyone except for the people its not morning for"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1975553585690910936) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-07T13:27Z 1.2M followers, 154.4K engagements


"Just got a haircut"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1975664545499914366) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-07T20:48Z 1.2M followers, 182.2K engagements


"good night to everyone except for the people its not night for"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1975768774692475309) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-08T03:42Z 1.2M followers, 139K engagements


"Goodbye Colorado"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1975953207122964909) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-08T15:55Z 1.2M followers, 142.7K engagements


"Sorry I forgot to post today I was busy doing something"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1976468469064532441) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-10T02:02Z 1.2M followers, 124.1K engagements


"good night to everyone except for the people its not night for"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1977549740490277237) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-13T01:39Z 1.2M followers, 156.5K engagements


"@SuiNetwork List of everything that works today: - -Sui"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1980365083172815289) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-20T20:06Z 1.2M followers, 19.8K engagements


"@McDonalds Not to be that guy but it hasnt been called Twitter for like XX years"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1980654999500964196) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-21T15:18Z 1.2M followers, 84.2K engagements


"@Kalshi I didnt buy any gold X years ago because I knew this day was coming"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1980683560928645628) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-21T17:12Z 1.2M followers, 43.3K engagements


"@elonmusk Dogecoin fixes this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1815454682606956869) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2024-07-22T18:31Z 1.2M followers, 330.9K engagements


"The American Party"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1941604586432639246) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-07-05T21:06Z 1.2M followers, 208.8K engagements


"The European mind cannot comprehend this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1968844574744260993) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-09-19T01:08Z 1.2M followers, 254K engagements


"Theres no harder math than toilet paper math"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1970942680600584437) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-09-24T20:05Z 1.2M followers, 469.8K engagements


"My bank account has a comma"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1981402423404191955) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-23T16:48Z 1.2M followers, 9207 engagements


"BREAKING: Kanye West has been unbanned and just made his first tweet"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1685335181685653504) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2023-07-29T17:03Z 1.2M followers, 786.9K engagements


"Rememeber Moo Deng This is her now. Feel old yet"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1843673398175830413) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2024-10-08T15:22Z 1.2M followers, 168.9K engagements


"Starting tomorrow Ill be standing on this corner everyday until Bitcoin hits $100k"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1858719439560102044) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2024-11-19T03:50Z 1.2M followers, 587.6K engagements


"I stopped at the store to get bananas and next thing I know this thing was following me should I be scared"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1885845544519733521) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-02-02T00:19Z 1.2M followers, 119.7K engagements


"Im officially announcing my first tariff In order to continue scrolling on your timeline you must leave one like on this post"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1886454007297659293) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-02-03T16:37Z 1.2M followers, 609.7K engagements


"Dont let the tariffs distract you from the fact that we still have microplastics in our balls"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1908715334023922175) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-04-06T02:56Z 1.2M followers, 406.1K engagements


"good night to everyone except for the people its not night for"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1912371805547085895) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-04-16T05:05Z 1.2M followers, 166.6K engagements


"🚨BREAKING: Just a couple weeks after being exposed @Chase has updated their outdated logo to the logo"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1918323617294856560) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-05-02T15:16Z 1.2M followers, 209.7K engagements


"Hey @Skittles not to be that guy but I noticed today you have an outdated logo on your sour skittles bag. Please get it fixed ASAP"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1926069756097909220) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-05-24T00:16Z 1.2M followers, 246.9K engagements


"This might be an unpopular opinion but I think the weekend should be X days and include Monday"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1931840053283782877) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-06-08T22:25Z 1.2M followers, 238.3K engagements


"WITHOUT googling name something Texas is famous for"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1953608049454645321) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-08-08T00:03Z 1.2M followers, 686.8K engagements


"Can someone explain why I ordered fish and chips but they gave me french fries"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1956891253473456148) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-08-17T01:30Z 1.2M followers, 249.1K engagements


"@AZCardinals @K1 @NFL Whats he clocking in for first grade"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1964711574683398590) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-09-07T15:25Z 1.2M followers, 165.8K engagements


"🚨BREAKING: A janitor found this unknown pill container while cleaning up the suite that Donald Trump was watching the U.S. Open in yesterday This comes after a photo has surfaced of the president consuming a mysterious pill while watching the tennis match"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1965126091947090071) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-09-08T18:52Z 1.2M followers, 130.9K engagements


"Invention Idea: a toaster with a glass side so you can see how toasted your toast is while youre toasting it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1967668450006011946) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-09-15T19:14Z 1.2M followers, 1.9M engagements


"@elonmusk Elon can you message me in chat I wanna test something quick"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1980342552650981403) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-20T18:37Z 1.2M followers, 53.3K engagements


"Is it just me or does this seem like overkill just clean your thumbs"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1785662196036387053) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2024-05-01T13:26Z 1.2M followers, 9M engagements


"🚨BREAKING: Gary Gensler chairman of the SEC has announced he will be stepping down on January XX 2025"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1859661943797375432) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2024-11-21T18:15Z 1.2M followers, 582.8K engagements


"@TheRoaringKitty I wonder what hes waiting for"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1882232460936982749) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-01-23T01:02Z 1.2M followers, 444.4K engagements


"The JFK files: Phase 1"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1902084467902062884) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-03-18T19:47Z 1.2M followers, 575.9K engagements


"If youre working on taxes today dont forget to report your income from illegal activities and stolen property"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1908921574687711257) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-04-06T16:35Z 1.2M followers, 468.4K engagements


"How old were you when you realized you could like two posts at the same time with two fingers"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1915819563184492956) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-04-25T17:25Z 1.2M followers, 385.8K engagements


"Is this cheese puff on the shelf at Walmart fair game or would that be stealing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1916663952441802848) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-04-28T01:21Z 1.2M followers, 104.8K engagements


"People really think XXX grown adults cant take on a gorilla when a X year old killed Harambe"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1916951757118189775) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-04-28T20:24Z 1.2M followers, 178.3K engagements


"If you bought X Bitcoin ten years ago it would now be worth X Bitcoin Let that sink in"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1917991327117263233) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-05-01T17:15Z 1.2M followers, 267.6K engagements


"Me when Grand Theft Auto VI finally gets released"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1918374351008874601) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-05-02T18:37Z 1.2M followers, 187.6K engagements


"Green smoke coming out of the White House signifies the stock market is up today"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1920553191692726481) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-05-08T18:55Z 1.2M followers, 873.1K engagements


"Wow since when did papaya plants go woke"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1921618968642490406) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-05-11T17:30Z 1.2M followers, 87.2K engagements


"$7 million is a lot raised in fact its enough for XXX million hot dog combos at Costco Hopefully they make the right choice"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1928089256255230366) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-05-29T14:01Z 1.2M followers, 76K engagements


"Did we ever figure out what she saw"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1928498066275151966) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-05-30T17:05Z 1.2M followers, 95.6M engagements


"Who took a bite out of my rainbow sherbert"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1929276376135155905) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-06-01T20:38Z 1.2M followers, 150.7K engagements


"Has anyone made this a reality yet"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1929932964625883291) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-06-03T16:07Z 1.2M followers, 32.2M engagements


"Beautiful day for burritos and golf"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1931725223578993063) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-06-08T14:49Z 1.2M followers, 265.3K engagements


"🚨BREAKING: You can still get a hot dog and a soda for $XXXX at Costco"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1932484122980876451) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-06-10T17:04Z 1.2M followers, 396.1K engagements


"Please stop posting this image its clearly photoshopped"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1945937339160621313) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-07-17T20:03Z 1.2M followers, 400.9K engagements


"Would you delete for a year if someone offered you $17000000"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1946411095486345697) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-07-19T03:25Z 1.2M followers, 1.9M engagements


"Never knew how much I needed to see bunnies jumping on a trampoline"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1949655629888684475) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-07-28T02:18Z 1.2M followers, 13.5M engagements


"Can someone explain how an earthquake on one side of the world could cause a tsunami on the other side of the world"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1950675681706443040) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-07-30T21:51Z 1.2M followers, 17.3M engagements


"Videos like this is why the internet was invented"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1952865246194090230) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-08-05T22:52Z 1.2M followers, 10.9M engagements


"Uh oh just spotted this about a mile from a WNBA arena"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1953131424900698238) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-08-06T16:29Z 1.2M followers, 19M engagements


"How the heck do women gain like XX pounds during pregnancy when a newborn baby only weighs a couple pounds"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1958212044114608623) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-08-20T16:58Z 1.2M followers, 473K engagements


"It appears Elon has shifted focus from Mars to Uranus"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1958541739230146649) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-08-21T14:48Z 1.2M followers, 680.5K engagements


"Theres only one person on the planet that can save Cracker Barrel"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1958628591115387031) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-08-21T20:33Z 1.2M followers, 11.9M engagements


"Taylor Swift going down the aisle at her wedding"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1960411727084052591) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-08-26T18:39Z 1.2M followers, 22.3M engagements


"@realDonaldTrump Is this real"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1963586496729956739) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-09-04T12:54Z 1.2M followers, 357.5K engagements


"@realDonaldTrump Its a proud day in America our president found out about AI today"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1963615549411451020) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-09-04T14:50Z 1.2M followers, 119.3K engagements


"🚨BREAKING: The green dildo has officially made its NFL debut"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1964755174096068808) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-09-07T18:18Z 1.2M followers, 413.3K engagements


"Apple released this for $5000 a few years ago and then never mentioned it again"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1965483053511504232) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-09-09T18:30Z 1.2M followers, 1.1M engagements


"If you dont want to be at work anymore today just tell your boss you have to get something out of your car and then just go home"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1965499934981194056) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-09-09T19:37Z 1.2M followers, 98.2K engagements


"Did I get any good cards"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1965564588155699280) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-09-09T23:54Z 1.2M followers, 52K engagements


"Rest in Peace Charlie Kirk 🙏 A very dark day in America"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1965882246436712923) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-09-10T20:57Z 1.2M followers, 3.1M engagements


"I would buy an iPhone this big if it meant my battery would last a full day"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1967015457590046905) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-09-14T00:00Z 1.2M followers, 272.8K engagements


"@realDonaldTrump Had to quadruple check this wasnt the Trump parody account"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1968135517050192017) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-09-17T02:10Z 1.2M followers, 722.2K engagements


"I was about to post that tomorrow is Friday but then I realized it will only be Thursday so I didnt post it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1968482102443184146) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-09-18T01:08Z 1.2M followers, 93.3K engagements


"good night to everyone except for the people its not night for"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1969251597831020969) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-09-20T04:05Z 1.2M followers, 142.5K engagements


"Just because you can doesnt mean you should"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1970199278426693877) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-09-22T18:51Z 1.2M followers, 153.8K engagements


"@DanScavino Whatd you ask her"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1971008610441494559) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-09-25T00:27Z 1.2M followers, 616.9K engagements


"Ive been loving my iPhone XX so far especially the orange color"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1971673327598276887) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-09-26T20:28Z 1.2M followers, 560.9K engagements


"good morning to everyone except for the people its not morning for"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1971931675153297879) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-09-27T13:35Z 1.2M followers, 155.2K engagements


"Ill do it for $25000. Message me if interested"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1972346779548217586) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-09-28T17:04Z 1.2M followers, 1.9M engagements


"🚨BREAKING: The White House has started preparing for the government shutdown"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1973154786502750471) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-09-30T22:35Z 1.2M followers, 550K engagements


"@realDonaldTrump What did he ask her"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1973218808228913595) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-01T02:49Z 1.2M followers, 159.3K engagements


"Do you call this a gyro or a gyro"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1973816150388772909) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-02T18:23Z 1.2M followers, 356.4K engagements


"Never thought my legacy would be a $XXXX Costco hotdog music video but here we are Big thanks to my partner @producer_ai for making it happen Tag them and theyll turn your profile into a full music video"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1973907909777187315) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-03T00:28Z 1.2M followers, 571.8K engagements


"@taylorswift13 Im literally shaking right now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1973962470030201128) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-03T04:05Z 1.2M followers, 60.5K engagements


"I saw some cool nature today"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1974249383525753002) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-03T23:05Z 1.2M followers, 97.4K engagements


"Im having a campfire tonight feel free to stop bye"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1974298152539992316) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-04T02:18Z 1.2M followers, 123.9K engagements


"I drove by a glitched out McDonalds today"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1974655115975073803) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-05T01:57Z 1.2M followers, 599.3K engagements


"You cant spell crypto without cry"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1976796911819800750) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-10T23:48Z 1.2M followers, 451.8K engagements


"good morning to everyone except for the people its not morning for"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1977005042868928600) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-11T13:35Z 1.2M followers, 147.7K engagements


"good night to everyone except for the people its not night for"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1977262180178575636) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-12T06:36Z 1.2M followers, 148.7K engagements


"good morning to everyone except for the people its not morning for"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1977705200090575200) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-13T11:57Z 1.2M followers, 146.1K engagements


"Really need this to go a few more months so we dont have to pay taxes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1977739706763747579) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-13T14:14Z 1.2M followers, 259.7K engagements


"Heres why I got Taste: 6.7/10 Value: 9.1/10 Overall: 7.2/10"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1977807672041959775) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-13T18:44Z 1.2M followers, 60.5K engagements


"good night to everyone except for the people its not night for"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1977930045684429061) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-14T02:50Z 1.2M followers, 164.1K engagements


"good morning to everyone except for the people its not morning for"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1978062996598374693) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-14T11:39Z 1.2M followers, 156.4K engagements


"The AI said it did what it had to do to improve performance and now Im fired"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1978135114379829650) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-14T16:25Z 1.2M followers, 69.3K engagements


"Great now everyones gonna find out Im actually a rich Nigerian prince and only be friends with me for my money"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1978142376028700988) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-14T16:54Z 1.2M followers, 120.2K engagements


"If I leave a tip at a self checkout line does that money go back to me or who gets it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1978186729988268164) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-14T19:50Z 1.2M followers, 80.2K engagements


"good night to everyone except for the people its not night for"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1978312193037963432) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-15T04:09Z 1.2M followers, 121K engagements


"good morning to everyone except for the people its not morning for"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1978459781154099410) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-15T13:55Z 1.2M followers, 119.7K engagements


"Happy hump day"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1978459785864389095) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-15T13:55Z 1.2M followers, 22.2K engagements


"@stephenasmith Was Benjamin Franklin the greatest president of all time"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1978462216568353147) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-15T14:05Z 1.2M followers, 76.3K engagements


"I wonder if there is a maximum number of people in the world that can be sleeping at once and if we cant fall asleep its because were on the waiting list until someone wakes up"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1978497841610813942) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-15T16:26Z 1.2M followers, 186.7K engagements


"What should I do with this open space in my bathroom"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1978523878285520982) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-15T18:10Z 1.2M followers, 276.7K engagements


"URGENT: if any spider experts follow me can you please identify what kind of spider this is and what I should do with it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1978578943646003709) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-15T21:49Z 1.2M followers, 465.3K engagements


"Dear Diary Grok tried to kill me today. Love greg"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1978598155869671494) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-15T23:05Z 1.2M followers, 157.2K engagements


"Everyone scrambling to unlike everything now that likes are public again"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1978609439507632130) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-15T23:50Z 1.2M followers, 696.9K engagements


"Starting to think her Harvard degree wasnt legit"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1978618208249925751) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-16T00:25Z 1.2M followers, 242.1K engagements


"He might be on to something"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1978628624166125953) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-16T01:06Z 1.2M followers, 165.6K engagements


"Crazy what plastic surgery can do nowadays"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1978639000153055277) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-16T01:47Z 1.2M followers, 179.3K engagements


"How do I bet on what shutdown ends first between my government and my local McDonalds ice cream machine"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1978841845527392345) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-16T15:13Z 1.2M followers, 78.4K engagements


"🚨BREAKING: Bitcoin price is dropping because theres more sellers than buyers"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1978852888911729108) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-16T15:57Z 1.2M followers, 521.8K engagements


"Kindest community note I've ever received"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1978862966477877501) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-16T16:37Z 1.2M followers, 289.9K engagements


"With the price of gold at all time highs Ill be spending the weekend trying to track down all my old Kindergarten art projects because I was getting gold stars left and right"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1978952126412804295) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-16T22:32Z 1.2M followers, 86.1K engagements


"good night to everyone except for the people its not night for"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1979042281102496016) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-17T04:30Z 1.2M followers, 130.5K engagements


"good morning to everyone except for the people its not morning for"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1979180415559832077) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-17T13:39Z 1.2M followers, 129.5K engagements


"Happy Friday"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1979180423264768030) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-17T13:39Z 1.2M followers, 26K engagements


"@MrBeast You should have a thumb war"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1979182355052139008) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-17T13:46Z 1.2M followers, 133.8K engagements


"Thankfully I only do XX% of these things"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1979321530657181857) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-17T23:00Z 1.2M followers, 323.4K engagements


"good night to everyone except for the people its not night for"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1979409858186383761) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-18T04:51Z 1.2M followers, 137.8K engagements


"good morning to everyone except for the people its not morning for"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1979545040570700270) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-18T13:48Z 1.2M followers, 139.7K engagements


"Your days are numbered @greg"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1979721849199362443) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-19T01:30Z 1.2M followers, 505.7K engagements


"good night to everyone except for the people its not night for"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1979776102869655620) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-19T05:06Z 1.2M followers, 134.9K engagements


"@MrBeast How much do you expect to return on a $XX million investment"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1979950442194120907) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-19T16:39Z 1.2M followers, 283.4K engagements


"Moo Deng is enjoying spooky season"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1979981565573874163) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-19T18:42Z 1.2M followers, 187.7K engagements


"Dangit @greg is back from the dead so I will forever be @greg16676935420"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1980006374827495442) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-19T20:21Z 1.2M followers, 549.5K engagements


"Only XX days until Christmas"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1980081510956040674) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-20T01:19Z 1.2M followers, 155.1K engagements


"Thank goodness I was sleeping when the internet broke I dont know if I wouldve survived"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1980282135484436656) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-20T14:37Z 1.2M followers, 69.1K engagements


"Facebook needs to be shutdown immediately"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1980293407433171392) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-20T15:21Z 1.2M followers, 93.6K engagements


"Life Hack: Replace your cats litter box with an Amazon box. When its full just tape it up and put it on your doorstep so someone steals it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1980316199310516274) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-20T16:52Z 1.2M followers, 324.8K engagements


"@elonmusk Would"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1980338825718317510) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-20T18:22Z 1.2M followers, 61.8K engagements


"@tbpn @ryancohen Can you ask him what his favorite flavor of pizza is"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1980349369741373451) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-20T19:04Z 1.2M followers, 45K engagements


"Delete this. Katy Perry literally walked on the moon thanks to Jeff Bezos"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1980350943096107478) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-20T19:10Z 1.2M followers, 143.1K engagements


"Amazon: dies Amazon stock:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1980365388547518929) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-20T20:07Z 1.2M followers, 203.8K engagements


"good night to everyone except for the people its not night for"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1980486681330598242) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-21T04:09Z 1.2M followers, 133.5K engagements


"good morning to everyone except for the people its not morning for"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1980638218476482852) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-21T14:12Z 1.2M followers, 137K engagements


"They built an app so I dont have to pretend like I know what Im doing anymore"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1980656577540681863) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-21T15:25Z 1.2M followers, 95.3K engagements


"@benrollert Ive always used the algorithm if: dip then: buy so this will be nice to improve on that"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1980656826028028167) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-21T15:26Z 1.2M followers, 12.2K engagements


"A major company just offered to pay $XXX for this account. I declined Im not leaving anytime soon. I am here to stay"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1980670908357570717) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-21T16:21Z 1.2M followers, 581.9K engagements


"Which table are you sitting at"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1980682141576097861) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-21T17:06Z 1.2M followers, 522.9K engagements


"Imagine pulling up to the first tee with one of these"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1980707047625855445) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-21T18:45Z 1.2M followers, 132.9K engagements


"7 likes and Ill pee on this persons lawn"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1980734306168500285) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-21T20:33Z 1.2M followers, 113.5K engagements


"good night to everyone except for the people its not night for"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1980859851195678737) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-22T04:52Z 1.2M followers, 148.4K engagements


"@Kalshi @NHL Massive W now I can finally predict which team will get the most touchdowns and win the hockey game"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1981008616233877774) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-22T14:43Z 1.2M followers, 16.6K engagements


"At the beginning of the year I told myself theres no way I would make it to two million followers by Halloween and I was right"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1981036676655812842) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-22T16:35Z 1.2M followers, 1M engagements


"@AdamSchefter Allen Iverson is a great athlete but in no world is he qualified to be an NFL referee"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1981038292427743479) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-22T16:41Z 1.2M followers, 134.9K engagements


"@elonmusk Hey @grok what do you think my IQ is"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1981053674043691345) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-22T17:42Z 1.2M followers, 683.7K engagements


"Hey Elon my DMs are open"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1981055055311884617) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-22T17:48Z 1.2M followers, 136.9K engagements


"@MagicJohnson @Lakers I hope you at least enjoyed watching the basketball players play the basketball game on the basketball court Mr Johnson"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1981057231652344071) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-22T17:57Z 1.2M followers, 51.6K engagements


"How old were you when you realized the age you turn on your birthday is the age you just completed and not the age you just started"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1981063057100198205) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-22T18:20Z 1.2M followers, 198.7K engagements


"Not many people know this but I started the XX trend X years ago"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1981096285114683489) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-22T20:32Z 1.2M followers, 219.3K engagements


"@ryancohen Just turned on my N64 come on over"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1981169595492028503) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-23T01:23Z 1.2M followers, 134.4K engagements


"Who you putting your money on"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1981173817570709837) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-23T01:40Z 1.2M followers, 350.2K engagements


"good night to everyone except for the people its not night for"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1981228737699144136) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-23T05:18Z 1.2M followers, 181.8K engagements


"good morning to everyone except for the people its not morning for"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1981353432243204143) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-23T13:34Z 1.2M followers, 162K engagements


"@Kalshi If I was running for mayor I would bet on my opponents so then its a win-win no matter what. Either I become mayor or I become rich"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1981400800351133860) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-23T16:42Z 1.2M followers, 57.7K engagements


"My bank account has a comma and a decimal point"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1981402942608724458) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-23T16:50Z 1.2M followers, 194K engagements


"@bakwasbandkrein gregon"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1981422108770013393) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-23T18:06Z 1.2M followers, 335.1K engagements


"@mollycantillon Finally an AI that helps me pretend I have my life together"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1981427848641724706) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-23T18:29Z 1.2M followers, 15.2K engagements


"Its time for me to come clean I am a clanker owned and operated by xAI Nice to meat you 🤖"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1981503813422092538) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-23T23:31Z 1.2M followers, 385K engagements


"@DavidR_Insights Costco"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1981511973411180958) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-24T00:04Z 1.2M followers, 14K engagements


"good night to everyone except for the people its not night for"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1981578176687124605) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-24T04:27Z 1.2M followers, 128K engagements


"good morning to everyone except for the people its not morning for"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1981730819103441138) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-24T14:33Z 1.2M followers, 114.8K engagements


"Dear algorithm Only show this post to the most attractive and successful people. Love greg"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1981751908034654691) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-24T15:57Z 1.2M followers, 857.5K engagements


"@Kalshi So youre saying theres a chance"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1981782348346908970) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-24T17:58Z 1.2M followers, 42K engagements


"Im staying at a hotel tonight and super excited because they have a free breakfast in the morning"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1981790871998877905) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-24T18:32Z 1.2M followers, 167K engagements


"Im so sick of the algorithm on this website. I have XXX million followers so I should be getting XXX million likes on every post. Please fix it asap as possible @elonmusk"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1981802959483855280) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-24T19:20Z 1.2M followers, 499.7K engagements


"@Mike_kim714 How do you usually cure boredom"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1981891455192060364) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-25T01:11Z 1.2M followers, 41.4K engagements


"@KettlebellDan Whats lonly"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1981910477723914509) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-25T02:27Z 1.2M followers, 34.5K engagements


"Someone needs to invent technology that auto mutes commercials"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1981917451094036979) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-25T02:55Z 1.2M followers, 84.9K engagements


"good morning to everyone except for the people its not morning for"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1982079387773403564) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-25T13:38Z 1.2M followers, 116.6K engagements


"@MrBeast Clickbait articles tomorrow: MR BEAST GOES GIRAFFE HUNTING FROM HELICOPTER"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1982181978528272774) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-25T20:26Z 1.2M followers, 93.2K engagements


"What should I be for Halloween"  
[X Link](https://x.com/greg16676935420/status/1982266557536292942) [@greg16676935420](/creator/x/greg16676935420) 2025-10-26T02:02Z 1.2M followers, 133.6K engagements