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[@xpugHODL](/creator/twitter/xpugHODL)
"If you dont shower once a day as a man youre *probably* nasty. Big hygiene tip - if you can EVER smell your own body odor youre way past needing a shower. You smell worse to other people than you smell to yourself"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xpugHODL/status/1977412119797862668) [@xpugHODL](/creator/x/xpugHODL) 2025-10-12T16:32Z 17.8K followers, XXX engagements


"My thoughts on Kaspa"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xpugHODL/status/1977564844048957487) [@xpugHODL](/creator/x/xpugHODL) 2025-10-13T02:39Z 17.8K followers, 4388 engagements


"First XX hour shift at the jail as a nurse. Leaving my phone in the car. Pray I like it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xpugHODL/status/1979136101039174005) [@xpugHODL](/creator/x/xpugHODL) 2025-10-17T10:43Z 17.8K followers, 3832 engagements


"@Trippy_BTC Literally though 😂😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xpugHODL/status/1979361674118467902) [@xpugHODL](/creator/x/xpugHODL) 2025-10-18T01:39Z 17.8K followers, XX engagements


"@2140btc This one was genuinely pretty funny so I felt like it was the right move"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xpugHODL/status/1979366167224676863) [@xpugHODL](/creator/x/xpugHODL) 2025-10-18T01:57Z 17.8K followers, XXX engagements


"Gengar Alolan Marowak Dragapult Annihilape and Dusclops. Next question"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xpugHODL/status/1979426402802778451) [@xpugHODL](/creator/x/xpugHODL) 2025-10-18T05:56Z 17.8K followers, XXX engagements


"XPUG jail stories. Was passing meds this morning and one of my patients from his cell block goes Damn Nurse Dude your shirt is a bit tight. You might need a bigger uniform. Then he continued to call me Nurse Dude the rest of the shift because he cannot remember my name"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xpugHODL/status/1980068698468790439) [@xpugHODL](/creator/x/xpugHODL) 2025-10-20T00:29Z 17.8K followers, 5124 engagements


"Fuck the Trumps. Guaranteed one of them"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xpugHODL/status/1976802593184923991) [@xpugHODL](/creator/x/xpugHODL) 2025-10-11T00:10Z 17.8K followers, 6800 engagements


"Maxis right once again smh"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xpugHODL/status/1976854556970832311) [@xpugHODL](/creator/x/xpugHODL) 2025-10-11T03:37Z 17.8K followers, 2809 engagements


"Bitcoin having a fixed supply of 21000000 coins was enough for me. Then I started reading and understanding the protocol of the network. Its such an eye-opening experience that you need to figure out yourself. X hours of independent research is all you need"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xpugHODL/status/1977404970401198570) [@xpugHODL](/creator/x/xpugHODL) 2025-10-12T16:04Z 17.8K followers, 1257 engagements


"PEOPLE ARE SPENDING $XX PER MEAL ON DOORDASH WHEN THEY COULD JUST DRIVE TO FUCKING WALMART AND BUY A $X ROTISSERIE CHICKEN AND BE JUST AS FULL THAT IS $XX WORTH OF BITCOIN"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xpugHODL/status/1977408909943230899) [@xpugHODL](/creator/x/xpugHODL) 2025-10-12T16:19Z 17.8K followers, 20.9K engagements


"Tons of you guys pretend to be Bitcoin maximalists and its obvious who really is one"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xpugHODL/status/1977562930704248933) [@xpugHODL](/creator/x/xpugHODL) 2025-10-13T02:31Z 17.8K followers, 7499 engagements


"Wow guys just had my first day at the jail Think Im gonna absolutely love it Everyone was awesome and the detainees were even kinda funny. Good times I believe I made the right decision"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xpugHODL/status/1977873353256952224) [@xpugHODL](/creator/x/xpugHODL) 2025-10-13T23:05Z 17.8K followers, 5381 engagements


"Working this jail job is guaranteed gonna make me healthier. Ive grilled X pounds of beef hamburgers for meal prep in about a weeks time. Gonna just plan on eating a pound of beef at work as my lunch. I refuse to eat jail food. I dont have a nice cafeteria to run to"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xpugHODL/status/1978647372256186807) [@xpugHODL](/creator/x/xpugHODL) 2025-10-16T02:21Z 17.8K followers, XXX engagements


"Weight loss since accepting new job sitting at about XXX pounds. Only can meal prep or eat free employee cafeteria food. Another bonus of this job"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xpugHODL/status/1980645080487833736) [@xpugHODL](/creator/x/xpugHODL) 2025-10-21T14:39Z 17.8K followers, XXX engagements


"Im XX and my net worth lost most peoples yearly salary today. Am I perturbed Absolutely not. Bitcoin has saved me from years of future middle class slavery. I will continue buying more whenever and wherever I can. I refuse to be anything but zen right now. Blessed"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xpugHODL/status/1976852523932958917) [@xpugHODL](/creator/x/xpugHODL) 2025-10-11T03:29Z 17.8K followers, 11.8K engagements


"No trading No leverage Just stacking Bitcoin for the past X years Guess who didnt get liquidated today 🤘😎🤘"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xpugHODL/status/1976854969291825594) [@xpugHODL](/creator/x/xpugHODL) 2025-10-11T03:38Z 17.8K followers, 17.8K engagements


"Woke up this morning and still have all my Bitcoin that I had when I fell asleep last night"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xpugHODL/status/1976957835952140392) [@xpugHODL](/creator/x/xpugHODL) 2025-10-11T10:27Z 17.8K followers, 4011 engagements


"Im so lucky to have dedicated 10000 hours of my life to learning about Bitcoin So lucky. Wish you were so lucky too"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xpugHODL/status/1977190391616356502) [@xpugHODL](/creator/x/xpugHODL) 2025-10-12T01:51Z 17.8K followers, 2951 engagements


"FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK LEVERAGE TRADING WILL NEVER GO AWAY BECAUSE THE EXCHANGES MAKE A FUCK TON OF MONEY OFF OF YOUR GREED BEST HABIT IS TO NOT BE A DEGENERATE AND BUY SPOT BITCOIN ONLY AND HOLD FOREVER"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xpugHODL/status/1977412378900967524) [@xpugHODL](/creator/x/xpugHODL) 2025-10-12T16:33Z 17.8K followers, 2307 engagements


"Do me a favor and go search for MSTY on my profile. I tried to protect you greedy idiots. You told me to fuck off. Now its my turn FUCK YOU😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xpugHODL/status/1978984460193325450) [@xpugHODL](/creator/x/xpugHODL) 2025-10-17T00:40Z 17.8K followers, 6830 engagements


"Gonna start something here XPUGs jail stories - where I talk about something funny from the jail where I now work as a nurse. Direct quote from a detainee in his cell: DAMN he big as fuck They gonna work your ass here man. Maybe youll lose some weight My response Maybe I will All the other detainees in the cell busted up laughing. Best part is that its probably true I have to walk long distances to get to the different cell blocks and meal prep my own food. Jail cafeteria isnt the move. I think if I dont act offended to comments like that the detainees will respect me and treat me better"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xpugHODL/status/1979360474329161918) [@xpugHODL](/creator/x/xpugHODL) 2025-10-18T01:34Z 17.8K followers, 6498 engagements


"@Trippy_BTC Yeah there are definitely bosses and its pretty obvious. They control almost everything"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xpugHODL/status/1980448792966213891) [@xpugHODL](/creator/x/xpugHODL) 2025-10-21T01:39Z 17.8K followers, XX engagements


"@Trippy_BTC I dont trust them but theyre definitely entertaining"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xpugHODL/status/1980450168916082731) [@xpugHODL](/creator/x/xpugHODL) 2025-10-21T01:44Z 17.8K followers, XX engagements


"@Trippy_BTC WORTH😂😂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xpugHODL/status/1980457047046123813) [@xpugHODL](/creator/x/xpugHODL) 2025-10-21T02:12Z 17.8K followers, XX engagements


"@RealRemyWong Nope They actually make us different shit its not amazing but its free Free is me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xpugHODL/status/1980630599955361980) [@xpugHODL](/creator/x/xpugHODL) 2025-10-21T13:41Z 17.8K followers, XX engagements


"XPUG jail stories. I was passing meds to a block and one guy just starts shaking his head and tapped his buddy on the arm. He goes God DAMN thats a big ass nurse😂😭"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xpugHODL/status/1980439744585822485) [@xpugHODL](/creator/x/xpugHODL) 2025-10-21T01:03Z 17.8K followers, 3008 engagements


"Oh so we going UP today huh"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xpugHODL/status/1980657598031364378) [@xpugHODL](/creator/x/xpugHODL) 2025-10-21T15:29Z 17.8K followers, XXX engagements


"Gold dropped almost the equivalent of Bitcoins entire market cap TODAY and you think we arent going to $500000 Fact check me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xpugHODL/status/1980709624324956611) [@xpugHODL](/creator/x/xpugHODL) 2025-10-21T18:55Z 17.8K followers, XXX engagements


"About a XXX trillion dollar drop in golds market cap today Bitcoins entire market cap is about XXX trillion You really think a $1000000 Bitcoin is impossible though You really havent run the numbers"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xpugHODL/status/1980710026386788597) [@xpugHODL](/creator/x/xpugHODL) 2025-10-21T18:57Z 17.8K followers, XXX engagements


"New job doesnt allow phones in the building whatsoever. Down XX% from last week on my screen time average☠"  
[X Link](https://x.com/xpugHODL/status/1980647595597848777) [@xpugHODL](/creator/x/xpugHODL) 2025-10-21T14:49Z 17.8K followers, XXX engagements