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[@kwoade](/creator/twitter/kwoade)
"Muffins Blueberry crumble muffins. And a loaf. Loaf not for party. For toast"  
![@kwoade Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::133883613.png) [@kwoade](/creator/x/kwoade) on [X](/post/tweet/1946219031129718928) 2025-07-18 14:42:30 UTC 6948 followers, 1305 engagements


"See those roadside bushes A *truly appalling* human being walked past (with a small dog) and flung a dog poo bag full of dog poo in there as he passed. Broken window arose from misjudging the pane strength whilst rapping on it to shout oi What the hell are you doing 🤦♂"  
![@kwoade Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::133883613.png) [@kwoade](/creator/x/kwoade) on [X](/post/tweet/1948297639084134434) 2025-07-24 08:22:09 UTC 6947 followers, 1609 engagements


"Thats a kilo of cake and XXX kilos of buttercream waiting for decoration. Thats ballpark 200g per child + one litre of bubble tea half a kilo of HARIBO and a quarter of kilo of chocolate each. And dominos"  
![@kwoade Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::133883613.png) [@kwoade](/creator/x/kwoade) on [X](/post/tweet/1946181729137365068) 2025-07-18 12:14:17 UTC 6947 followers, 2066 engagements


"Bork bork bork bork BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK bork bork bork bork bork #borkborkborkborkboekboekborkborkborkboekboekboekboekborkborkborlbork"  
![@kwoade Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::133883613.png) [@kwoade](/creator/x/kwoade) on [X](/post/tweet/1942260991859061126) 2025-07-07 16:34:40 UTC 6946 followers, 2700 engagements


"Can anyone else fit an entire blueberry muffin vertically within their cakehole"  
![@kwoade Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::133883613.png) [@kwoade](/creator/x/kwoade) on [X](/post/tweet/1946867153732288582) 2025-07-20 09:37:55 UTC 6948 followers, 4685 engagements


"@Poppy_yyyyyyyy 😂😂😂 Single pane Victorian I am going to say they are not strong at all. It was a sharp rap but not THAT sharp"  
![@kwoade Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::133883613.png) [@kwoade](/creator/x/kwoade) on [X](/post/tweet/1948317184930857443) 2025-07-24 09:39:49 UTC 6947 followers, XX engagements


"@ambergambler_ @00julesj Ok yes that looks weird 😂 I have like a XX cuisinart job bowl lives in the freezer pull out and make ice cream at will. Have lusted after a compressor model but tbf we never make three batches back to back which limits the benefits"  
![@kwoade Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::133883613.png) [@kwoade](/creator/x/kwoade) on [X](/post/tweet/1943985264893763607) 2025-07-12 10:46:19 UTC 6948 followers, XXX engagements


"Biscuit does not want tinks pink pig but does want the sheer frustration of tink which arises from biscuit having tinks pink pig"  
![@kwoade Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:16/cr:twitter::133883613.png) [@kwoade](/creator/x/kwoade) on [X](/post/tweet/1941425547969429506) 2025-07-05 09:14:55 UTC 6948 followers, 4034 engagements