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[@BertDalziel](/creator/twitter/BertDalziel)
"Who are the most terrifying people alive and why do they all work at makeup counters in John Lewis"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BertDalziel/status/1975868321099571441) [@BertDalziel](/creator/x/BertDalziel) 2025-10-08T10:18Z 5635 followers, 1900 engagements


"Kate Atkinson once described girls at the back of the bus in Edinburgh all lipgloss and incredibly tedious secrets reader I am on that bus and thankful for headphones"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BertDalziel/status/1980235434736464256) [@BertDalziel](/creator/x/BertDalziel) 2025-10-20T11:31Z 5635 followers, 1355 engagements


"I enjoy that one of the criticisms is just: thighs"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BertDalziel/status/1980377371116294353) [@BertDalziel](/creator/x/BertDalziel) 2025-10-20T20:55Z 5633 followers, 36.8K engagements


"@Nichivo_ I dont now: now I know all the lyrics to kpop: demon hunter - ive grown as a person"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BertDalziel/status/1980390111729910193) [@BertDalziel](/creator/x/BertDalziel) 2025-10-20T21:46Z 5633 followers, XX engagements


"@TheProject_Heid quitechallenging for women to be ambulatory without thighs in strict fairness but then are they even trying No. Lazy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BertDalziel/status/1980390519328190769) [@BertDalziel](/creator/x/BertDalziel) 2025-10-20T21:47Z 5633 followers, XX engagements


"@TheProject_Heid start an instagram page where you sell vaseline to women saying it will cure them of having thighs. Become billionaire"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BertDalziel/status/1980391432671359468) [@BertDalziel](/creator/x/BertDalziel) 2025-10-20T21:51Z 5633 followers, XX engagements


"ok look I went to one of the worst schools in edinburgh and Ive also known plenty of upper-middle class hippy dippy types. Its the former who tended to be violent and this wasnt because they have had their feelings affirmed or didnt have set bedtimes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BertDalziel/status/1980538543781921231) [@BertDalziel](/creator/x/BertDalziel) 2025-10-21T07:36Z 5634 followers, 1655 engagements


"to say of any of the boys I knew who ended up in trouble with the police that they needed strict parenting is not actually *wrong* but its not.a complete analysis of what the problems were"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BertDalziel/status/1980541963280740522) [@BertDalziel](/creator/x/BertDalziel) 2025-10-21T07:49Z 5634 followers, XXX engagements


"Me in a bar drinking if some baseball came on the TV"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BertDalziel/status/1980563302506991800) [@BertDalziel](/creator/x/BertDalziel) 2025-10-21T09:14Z 5634 followers, XXX engagements


"Only time Ive actively actually enjoyed Christmas was when I was XX and on my own on an island off Thailand"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BertDalziel/status/1980649731786424815) [@BertDalziel](/creator/x/BertDalziel) 2025-10-21T14:57Z 5634 followers, 2401 engagements


"I do not understand how an event that is freighted with such expectations is going to live up to reality. Guaranteed tears before bedtime and I actually both like and appreciate my family Kids is different ofc. Tiny son loves is and naturally we do it for him"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BertDalziel/status/1980650446990840179) [@BertDalziel](/creator/x/BertDalziel) 2025-10-21T15:00Z 5635 followers, XXX engagements


"honestly Thailand was bliss. 10/10 recommend"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BertDalziel/status/1980652451213849070) [@BertDalziel](/creator/x/BertDalziel) 2025-10-21T15:08Z 5633 followers, XXX engagements


"@banger_uk you are not missing out on anything - do not believe the hype on this one"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BertDalziel/status/1980654820655788141) [@BertDalziel](/creator/x/BertDalziel) 2025-10-21T15:18Z 5634 followers, XXX engagements


"@GreenClermont fair"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BertDalziel/status/1980691742304211329) [@BertDalziel](/creator/x/BertDalziel) 2025-10-21T17:44Z 5634 followers, XX engagements


"@GreenClermont also deliveroo drivers"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BertDalziel/status/1980691790110814557) [@BertDalziel](/creator/x/BertDalziel) 2025-10-21T17:44Z 5632 followers, XX engagements


"@galluslass oooh where were you (apols if ive asked you this before)"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BertDalziel/status/1980702856496968175) [@BertDalziel](/creator/x/BertDalziel) 2025-10-21T18:28Z 5635 followers, XX engagements


"@caoimhinof and Ill do it again"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BertDalziel/status/1980753603124941141) [@BertDalziel](/creator/x/BertDalziel) 2025-10-21T21:50Z 5637 followers, XXX engagements


"you all getting up at 5am to make nutritious breakfasts for your XX children lol"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BertDalziel/status/1981028712393986178) [@BertDalziel](/creator/x/BertDalziel) 2025-10-22T16:03Z 5634 followers, XXX engagements


"tfw you have fundamentally misunderstood what the deliveroo app does"  
[X Link](https://x.com/BertDalziel/status/1981122530309263677) [@BertDalziel](/creator/x/BertDalziel) 2025-10-22T22:16Z 5637 followers, 5845 engagements