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[@somewheresy](/creator/twitter/somewheresy)
"Can you really call it heterogenous if its all CUDA Cool start but I wish for someone to take the charge to get us to where I can plug in a Mac Linux and PC and have them all working at 40tok/s"  
[X Link](https://x.com/somewheresy/status/1978495934800523543) [@somewheresy](/creator/x/somewheresy) 2025-10-15T16:19Z 24.8K followers, XXX engagements


"@word_and_number yeuh this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/somewheresy/status/1979309869808390197) [@somewheresy](/creator/x/somewheresy) 2025-10-17T22:13Z 24.8K followers, XXX engagements


"@escapefrommelos intro to trigonometry is useless Retail worker spotted"  
[X Link](https://x.com/somewheresy/status/1975276258519888300) [@somewheresy](/creator/x/somewheresy) 2025-10-06T19:05Z 24.8K followers, 22.4K engagements


"The biggest positive to Mamdani winning will be showing the rest of the country that a XX year old with good public speaking skills can get elected over a compilation of braindead geriatrics & geriatric cosplayers no matter how retarded their policy is"  
[X Link](https://x.com/somewheresy/status/1979273534322151857) [@somewheresy](/creator/x/somewheresy) 2025-10-17T19:49Z 24.8K followers, XXX engagements


"(reads paper) (reads X more papers) Alright fine. I was being a boomer about Chinese Peptides"  
[X Link](https://x.com/somewheresy/status/1979580545249030648) [@somewheresy](/creator/x/somewheresy) 2025-10-18T16:09Z 24.8K followers, 128.9K engagements


"You asked. We listened. $CENTS holders youre getting $CENTS2. And heres how our tokenomics will work. Lets run it back for old times sake"  
[X Link](https://x.com/somewheresy/status/1898152199668064514) [@somewheresy](/creator/x/somewheresy) 2025-03-07T23:22Z 24.8K followers, 4739 engagements


"Its gonna be so funny when the shooter isnt trans and half of these freaks get voted out at midterms because they keep trying to reboot 4chans dead loser overdose culture"  
[X Link](https://x.com/somewheresy/status/1966493837070680324) [@somewheresy](/creator/x/somewheresy) 2025-09-12T13:27Z 24.8K followers, 1082 engagements


"Your creative is bad. Let me help you. Your creative is good. Let me make it worse. Your creative is okay. Now youre cooking. Please book time on my calendar. There is one spot left at 4am on Monday"  
[X Link](https://x.com/somewheresy/status/1971989677612900512) [@somewheresy](/creator/x/somewheresy) 2025-09-27T17:25Z 24.8K followers, XXX engagements


"Timeline cleanse. Dog with Small Dragon personality"  
[X Link](https://x.com/somewheresy/status/1976416352815722986) [@somewheresy](/creator/x/somewheresy) 2025-10-09T22:35Z 24.8K followers, XXX engagements


"Freaky Netgear Router Software to Get the Guys Going"  
[X Link](https://x.com/somewheresy/status/1977907417519210994) [@somewheresy](/creator/x/somewheresy) 2025-10-14T01:20Z 24.8K followers, XXX engagements


"its crazy times square doesnt have a Chilis"  
[X Link](https://x.com/somewheresy/status/1978086934447616261) [@somewheresy](/creator/x/somewheresy) 2025-10-14T13:14Z 24.8K followers, XXX engagements


"explaining in DM the theory I have that "memetics" is just "coming up with stuff from first principles" by wook-tpot because of its unfamiliarity with advertising the history of propaganda media history media technology history and the humanities work which ties it together"  
[X Link](https://x.com/somewheresy/status/1979261937079685619) [@somewheresy](/creator/x/somewheresy) 2025-10-17T19:03Z 24.8K followers, 4023 engagements


"@Authw8 lmfao"  
[X Link](https://x.com/somewheresy/status/1979288658625634446) [@somewheresy](/creator/x/somewheresy) 2025-10-17T20:49Z 24.8K followers, XX engagements


"dogshit private equity stuff like Cafe Maud forcing out longstanding good businesses and replacing them with Hampton cracker-slop. they need to release hoodrats to fire off blanks on York Avenue to stop this stuff imo"  
[X Link](https://x.com/somewheresy/status/1979291764168233030) [@somewheresy](/creator/x/somewheresy) 2025-10-17T21:01Z 24.8K followers, 1232 engagements


"im so glad I deactivated bluesky for this lmao"  
[X Link](https://x.com/somewheresy/status/1979326523586023539) [@somewheresy](/creator/x/somewheresy) 2025-10-17T23:19Z 24.8K followers, 1200 engagements


"the white house launching a bluesky is going to turn out to be like a strong contender for the biggest honeypot event of all time"  
[X Link](https://x.com/somewheresy/status/1979361069656347136) [@somewheresy](/creator/x/somewheresy) 2025-10-18T01:37Z 24.8K followers, XXX engagements


"Andrew Cuomo. Rivers Cuomo. Who gives a fuck Weezer sucks"  
[X Link](https://x.com/somewheresy/status/1979518741529424361) [@somewheresy](/creator/x/somewheresy) 2025-10-18T12:03Z 24.8K followers, XXX engagements


"heyyy Im Xyxxyyx currently based in the San Francisco fleshwerks and looking to meet cracked engineers & malleable psychic vessels on x.com about me: I am from the deep I work at the deep looking for more friends to build metacognition with & would love to meet 🦑"  
[X Link](https://x.com/somewheresy/status/1979170341495640498) [@somewheresy](/creator/x/somewheresy) 2025-10-17T12:59Z 24.8K followers, XXX engagements


"kurzgesagt probably hits so hard for people who dont go to college and dont read books"  
[X Link](https://x.com/somewheresy/status/1977128782067904671) [@somewheresy](/creator/x/somewheresy) 2025-10-11T21:46Z 24.8K followers, 597.3K engagements


"please X please release country of origin on profiles PLEASE"  
[X Link](https://x.com/somewheresy/status/1978201233476174312) [@somewheresy](/creator/x/somewheresy) 2025-10-14T20:48Z 24.8K followers, 25.3K engagements


"The worst thing about Mamdani winning the election (hes going to win and Cuomo should just drop out) isnt anything to do with his policies. Its going to be X solid years of some of the most batshit psychotic people in America pretending every day that the city is burning"  
[X Link](https://x.com/somewheresy/status/1979273191769133057) [@somewheresy](/creator/x/somewheresy) 2025-10-17T19:47Z 24.8K followers, 5997 engagements


"just a little freaked out by the LLM enthusiasts who are suddenly talking in a very performative cadence like theyre characters from the new testament"  
[X Link](https://x.com/somewheresy/status/1979517050939924789) [@somewheresy](/creator/x/somewheresy) 2025-10-18T11:56Z 24.8K followers, 1965 engagements


"@CryptoChris__ No. You are an ECommerce parasite. I will be listing your sites copy on Pornhub so that it gets sent to the shadow realm forever"  
[X Link](https://x.com/somewheresy/status/1979904873924645155) [@somewheresy](/creator/x/somewheresy) 2025-10-19T13:38Z 24.8K followers, XX engagements


"OpSec nightmare and the #1 reason Im not buying gold"  
[X Link](https://x.com/somewheresy/status/1978508001192382791) [@somewheresy](/creator/x/somewheresy) 2025-10-15T17:07Z 24.8K followers, 2051 engagements


"something is weird at a macro level with all the pivot to marketing stuff in tech. on one hand things have been gassed since 2010. On the other this makes me thing we are days weeks months out from a massive contraction that wipes out XX% of SFs startups and XX% of NYCs"  
[X Link](https://x.com/somewheresy/status/1979347046260969844) [@somewheresy](/creator/x/somewheresy) 2025-10-18T00:41Z 24.8K followers, XXX engagements


"being a baile funk producer and arguing on the genAI is bad because it doesnt compensate artists while using their works line is hilarious. actual entire genre formed from piracy and theft and thats the hill you want to die on"  
[X Link](https://x.com/somewheresy/status/1979656250146402367) [@somewheresy](/creator/x/somewheresy) 2025-10-18T21:10Z 24.8K followers, XXX engagements


"No Kings Day despite the Reddit smell is an extremely pro-social event. They should do one every single weekend not only because they are largely conflict-free but because standardizing protesting as a form of temporary third space will confuse people tracking protests"  
[X Link](https://x.com/somewheresy/status/1979906326814695875) [@somewheresy](/creator/x/somewheresy) 2025-10-19T13:43Z 24.8K followers, XXX engagements


"(shooting myself in the penis with a gun) This will make my rent go down"  
[X Link](https://x.com/somewheresy/status/1979703575006925247) [@somewheresy](/creator/x/somewheresy) 2025-10-19T00:18Z 24.8K followers, 1990 engagements


"Never going to get over meeting up with a new person off of here and hours later that day they made a post about how NYC people are better dressed and well read. I was wearing Carhartt jorts and Amazon Basics shirt. And I cant even read"  
[X Link](https://x.com/somewheresy/status/1979704455202505138) [@somewheresy](/creator/x/somewheresy) 2025-10-19T00:21Z 24.8K followers, XXX engagements


"Do betting markets provide more positive externalities to society than the negatives"  
[X Link](https://x.com/somewheresy/status/1979900697060511960) [@somewheresy](/creator/x/somewheresy) 2025-10-19T13:21Z 24.8K followers, XXX engagements


"@bensrubin Your easiest shot is to just launch a coin on Solana using a launchpad like or"  
[X Link](https://x.com/somewheresy/status/1980008123055173712) [@somewheresy](/creator/x/somewheresy) 2025-10-19T20:28Z 24.8K followers, XX engagements


"All this stuff is really clearly to get at-risk people to flip out and do crazy Charlie Kirk shit so they can justify the Ma and Pa State Invasion of our glorious cities by the Divorced. The solution is to put every divorced man on a watchlist until they admit bisexuality"  
[X Link](https://x.com/somewheresy/status/1980016008531214372) [@somewheresy](/creator/x/somewheresy) 2025-10-19T20:59Z 24.8K followers, XXX engagements