[GUEST ACCESS MODE: Data is scrambled or limited to provide examples. Make requests using your API key to unlock full data. Check https://lunarcrush.ai/auth for authentication information.] [@BonkDaCarnivore](/creator/twitter/BonkDaCarnivore) "@Jim_Jordan Jim Jordan is mad that Biden used an autopen that every other president uses. But not mad that Trump is a pedophile covering up a pedophile ring"  [@BonkDaCarnivore](/creator/x/BonkDaCarnivore) on [X](/post/tweet/1944776296069792177) 2025-07-14 15:09:35 UTC 11K followers, 15.5K engagements "Trump reaching the petty stage of his breakup with Elmo"  [@BonkDaCarnivore](/creator/x/BonkDaCarnivore) on [X](/post/tweet/1945899967450841315) 2025-07-17 17:34:39 UTC 11K followers, 1556 engagements "@GOP PPI isn't a measure of inflation. So there's that. Also CPI came in at XXX% Also PCE came in hot"  [@BonkDaCarnivore](/creator/x/BonkDaCarnivore) on [X](/post/tweet/1945494333370536421) 2025-07-16 14:42:49 UTC 11K followers, 3341 engagements "How novel a Boomer claiming that he didn't have the benefit of growing up in the biggest industrial boom in the history of the world where only X country was left standing and how difficult he had it in spite of every fiscal policy benefitting him to the detriment of those X kids. Also I'm not smart with money Bro I could buy your existence with couch cushion money"  [@BonkDaCarnivore](/creator/x/BonkDaCarnivore) on [X](/post/tweet/1943327404581163324) 2025-07-10 15:12:13 UTC 11K followers, XXX engagements "Your reminder that Karoline Leavitt used to routinely get laughed out of The Diner spaces in the mornings for saying things as dumb as this QT"  [@BonkDaCarnivore](/creator/x/BonkDaCarnivore) on [X](/post/tweet/1945144803915714638) 2025-07-15 15:33:54 UTC 11K followers, 6687 engagements "A tale of X responses to divorce. MAGA Ken (who is getting divorced because he repeatedly cheated on his wife and continued to do so through reconciliation) on the left and Angela (who was cheated on) on the right. The difference is stunning. MAGA is the epitome of depraved"  [@BonkDaCarnivore](/creator/x/BonkDaCarnivore) on [X](/post/tweet/1943433119811670441) 2025-07-10 22:12:17 UTC 11K followers, 8411 engagements ""Even with foreigners not visiting we can't understand why locals are avoiding the strip and why we've got so few domestic tourists in Vegas" I dunno $XXX for a cheese pizza might have something to do with it"  [@BonkDaCarnivore](/creator/x/BonkDaCarnivore) on [X](/post/tweet/1944550252398497922) 2025-07-14 00:11:22 UTC 11K followers, 3975 engagements ""He's a malicious scam artist" "NOBODY has a XX% win rate" "We can't find his trades" How it started/how it's going: The chasm between a pro and a jealous amateur is wider than Lily Phillips's crack. Read em and weap boys. 108-3"  [@BonkDaCarnivore](/creator/x/BonkDaCarnivore) on [X](/post/tweet/1935062206493958541) 2025-06-17 19:49:16 UTC 11K followers, 11.1K engagements "Private equity is without question one of the riskiest most difficult types of investment one can display proficiency in. The amount of opex one must expend to evaluate the liquidity solvency SWOT etc. is not for the faint of heart. Only pros with significant AUM and high appetite for risk should be doing this. So of course he wants to let the Magadoltians sink all their money into a mostly bad casino while having no research tools. But it's obvious between this deregulating crypto brokers and his push for meme coins and 0D flow trading that his goal is to let all the normies lose their money"  [@BonkDaCarnivore](/creator/x/BonkDaCarnivore) on [X](/post/tweet/1945277826334416926) 2025-07-16 00:22:29 UTC 11K followers, 6966 engagements "@BrianHJacobson @beachhawk874 Get married and you'll be amazed at the shitty shows you get roped into seeing heh"  [@BonkDaCarnivore](/creator/x/BonkDaCarnivore) on [X](/post/tweet/1944567362356961656) 2025-07-14 01:19:22 UTC 11K followers, XXX engagements "@renee1928maga @AngelaPaxtonTX @KenPaxtonTX It's funny how you can tell just by how stupid a comment is that if you hover over their name you'll see the word "patriot""  [@BonkDaCarnivore](/creator/x/BonkDaCarnivore) on [X](/post/tweet/1943433632233787781) 2025-07-10 22:14:19 UTC 11K followers, XXX engagements "Hey look everybody a retard Magadoltian who thinks his prices have *come down* due to tariffs Your "opinion" doesn't matter when it goes directly against quantitative fact. It just makes you a retard"  [@BonkDaCarnivore](/creator/x/BonkDaCarnivore) on [X](/post/tweet/1943829607557341226) 2025-07-12 00:27:47 UTC 10.9K followers, 3248 engagements "For the record any 8th grade English teacher would give Trump an F on his grammar assignment. We're literally led by an idiot who has a lower grasp on our language than grade schoolers"  [@BonkDaCarnivore](/creator/x/BonkDaCarnivore) on [X](/post/tweet/1942264958219116942) 2025-07-07 16:50:26 UTC 11K followers, 81.6K engagements "The ketchup Magadoltians put on their well-done steaks to emulate their pedo cult leader about to get XX% more expensive. For the rest of us say goodbye to cheap salsa pasta sauce and a billion other things"  [@BonkDaCarnivore](/creator/x/BonkDaCarnivore) on [X](/post/tweet/1944867738004152335) 2025-07-14 21:12:57 UTC 11K followers, 2514 engagements "Fact check: The whole reason that Coca-Cola uses High Fructose Corn syrup in their sodas here in America is. .because of longstanding tariffs on sugar (as @professor_TopK always talks about)"  [@BonkDaCarnivore](/creator/x/BonkDaCarnivore) on [X](/post/tweet/1945584676057366651) 2025-07-16 20:41:48 UTC 11K followers, 18.1K engagements "@TheHoneyDiet @WhiteHouse The tweets the terrible fiscal policy the awful trade policy the abominable criminal position the insider trading the abuse of the constitution"  [@BonkDaCarnivore](/creator/x/BonkDaCarnivore) on [X](/post/tweet/1943871782601027605) 2025-07-12 03:15:23 UTC 11K followers, XXX engagements "Not all Trump voters are child rapists but all Trump voters have determined that child rape isn't a dealbreaker. Liz apparently would molest one of her students were she a teacher"  [@BonkDaCarnivore](/creator/x/BonkDaCarnivore) on [X](/post/tweet/1944191012663906586) 2025-07-13 00:23:53 UTC 11K followers, 2622 engagements "@WhiteHouse All of these posts get archived forever in the library of Congress as official presidential communications. You fucking XX year kids are so stupid you don't realize how much historians are going to mock this period in our story"  [@BonkDaCarnivore](/creator/x/BonkDaCarnivore) on [X](/post/tweet/1943868834722853051) 2025-07-12 03:03:40 UTC 11K followers, 31.7K engagements "@MikhaelVE @KeithMalinak @swampchick1968 The child rapists are still out there raping children. One of them is in the white house and you're running cover for him. This is who you are"  [@BonkDaCarnivore](/creator/x/BonkDaCarnivore) on [X](/post/tweet/1944448785574224193) 2025-07-13 17:28:11 UTC 10.9K followers, XXX engagements "1) it's really amazing how maga went from "pedos get the wood chipper" to "let's let child rape bygones be bygones cause we supposedly have a country to save (by ripping apart its moral fabric) in a week. Also 2) BEAR VOTED FOR THIS HE VOTED FOR THIS VOTED FOR THIS"  [@BonkDaCarnivore](/creator/x/BonkDaCarnivore) on [X](/post/tweet/1944938173811057134) 2025-07-15 01:52:50 UTC 11K followers, 7387 engagements "TONIGHT on Shrewd & Snarky: Gather round all campers - with 1/3 of the summer over we're going to have a (hopefully lively) roundtable discussion on all things summer recreational. Whether you're into camping fishing rafting or one of those weirdos that goes to nudist colonies this is the night we gather round the virtual fire and tell some stories (and maybe lament how kids today and beyond will never understand the magic of it). 9:30 Eastern Guess I should disclaim: We had already decided on this episode before the Texas flooding"  [@BonkDaCarnivore](/creator/x/BonkDaCarnivore) on [X](/post/tweet/1945289635976110098) 2025-07-16 01:09:25 UTC 11K followers, 6188 engagements "$9.45 Normally I wouldn't bother to comment on a XX% gain but with the market uncertainty this week I'll just say don't let this one become a loser because of its relatively short runway I'm going to say take a scale here. I'm staying put but my risk tolerance is different"  [@BonkDaCarnivore](/creator/x/BonkDaCarnivore) on [X](/post/tweet/1944756335611949105) 2025-07-14 13:50:16 UTC 11K followers, 2483 engagements "@AGPamBondi You're failing to protect girls being raped by world leaders. The Department of Justice is worthless"  [@BonkDaCarnivore](/creator/x/BonkDaCarnivore) on [X](/post/tweet/1942995986650996980) 2025-07-09 17:15:16 UTC 11K followers, 44.5K engagements "@realannapaulina I'm XX% certain a stripper doesn't know there's no cause to fire him"  [@BonkDaCarnivore](/creator/x/BonkDaCarnivore) on [X](/post/tweet/1945291414440427522) 2025-07-16 01:16:29 UTC 11K followers, 10.5K engagements "@PressSec Largest tax increase on the US citizen in history The golden age"  [@BonkDaCarnivore](/creator/x/BonkDaCarnivore) on [X](/post/tweet/1945140414182306076) 2025-07-15 15:16:28 UTC 11K followers, 6004 engagements "@GOP Autopen use is legal constitutional and nothing unusual. As long as he authorized its use it's valid. Now talk to us about how you're covering up the Epstein files"  [@BonkDaCarnivore](/creator/x/BonkDaCarnivore) on [X](/post/tweet/1944798165128905045) 2025-07-14 16:36:29 UTC 11K followers, 2917 engagements "CPI is not the best measure of inflation PCE is. Also CPI came in at XXX% this month which is very hot. You can't brag about meeting expectations when the expectations are so low. Also tariffs have XXX% raised prices and everybody knows it. Now I remember why you used to get laughed out of The Diner morning spaces for being so pants-on-head dumb"  [@BonkDaCarnivore](/creator/x/BonkDaCarnivore) on [X](/post/tweet/1945143828001792431) 2025-07-15 15:30:02 UTC 11K followers, 2800 engagements "TotD crew and #Bonkiversity students: I've got good news and bad news The bad news: there's no TotD today cause I'm doing other things and just letting my swings bask in the glory of this absolute monster of a selloff. The good news is I finally got around to extracting the NFP level portion of my oscillator for my trading platform modified it to less sophisticated needs and published it. It's over 1000 lines of code so I couldn't just post it on Twitter (I tried it just wasn't working). I'm going to say this multiple times: It's FREE. FREEEEEEE. I know there are a lot of FinTwits that have"  [@BonkDaCarnivore](/creator/x/BonkDaCarnivore) on [X](/post/tweet/1925244696902984059) 2025-05-21 17:37:59 UTC 11K followers, 14K engagements "Weekly market analysis: We've got a fair amount of financial data coming out this week led by the CPI "Ultra" data on Tuesday (sorry that'll never not be funny) as well as Fed manufacturing. The numbers are all so heavily manipulated at this point that it's impossible to say what they'll look like anymore. The chaos that is the TACO trade has effectively rendered all of this data unusable. Wednesday there's PPI and industrial production. Thursday we get retail sales and Friday is consumer sentiment which might be the only X data points we can trust. On the homefront Trump is so motivated to"  [@BonkDaCarnivore](/creator/x/BonkDaCarnivore) on [X](/post/tweet/1944749746154844361) 2025-07-14 13:24:05 UTC 11K followers, 2683 engagements "@Peasant38532974 The margins are incredible"  [@BonkDaCarnivore](/creator/x/BonkDaCarnivore) on [X](/post/tweet/1944565785697067332) 2025-07-14 01:13:06 UTC 11K followers, XXX engagements "Yesterday the Trump family's latest scam IPO'd (ticker $PEW). Now you'd think with the Trump name attached to it the fact that it's a gun play and that almost all IPOs have rocketed this year it would fly. You're down 40%. MAGA is dying"  [@BonkDaCarnivore](/creator/x/BonkDaCarnivore) on [X](/post/tweet/1945886914914967745) 2025-07-17 16:42:48 UTC 11K followers, 1267 engagements "With the DCA the $NVO trade is just over break-even Again. While I still like the setup and think it could run the TACO screaming about XXX% drug tariffs add a variable of risk that puts my confidence in this trade below XX% so I'm going to say cut here with *checks notes* a whopping X cents of gains. I just want it off my books"  [@BonkDaCarnivore](/creator/x/BonkDaCarnivore) on [X](/post/tweet/1943328069927755819) 2025-07-10 15:14:51 UTC 11K followers, 3256 engagements "And if you're reading this and wondering what "accounting tricks" means think corporate raiding. Saddle the investment with mountains of debt from other investments and cripple any hope of the company surviving while walking off with preferred status when it gets broken apart. Or just legal-but-shouldn't-be clever write downs on the books. Things that no retail trader with a 401k has access to would be able to see coming or could recover from"  [@BonkDaCarnivore](/creator/x/BonkDaCarnivore) on [X](/post/tweet/1945287214411227186) 2025-07-16 00:59:48 UTC 11K followers, 1109 engagements ""We asked our employees to do their jobs and they said no. We tried guys they told us they weren't going to do what we tell them to do so we should just forget the whole thing and let these people CONTINUE to rape children guys. Come on it's just common sense""  [@BonkDaCarnivore](/creator/x/BonkDaCarnivore) on [X](/post/tweet/1942985089085788412) 2025-07-09 16:31:58 UTC 11K followers, 4177 engagements "Catturd must really need the extra engagement bucks this cycle. For those unaware this is obvious engagement farming because his numbers are down and this is the only way he can make money"  [@BonkDaCarnivore](/creator/x/BonkDaCarnivore) on [X](/post/tweet/1944219231878250945) 2025-07-13 02:16:01 UTC 10.9K followers, 3131 engagements "@pulte Tell me how the Fed lowering overnight swap rates in any way makes it cheaper to finance long term US debt. Also you're saying this in support of a child diddler who lives in a giant house for free and pays for nothing"  [@BonkDaCarnivore](/creator/x/BonkDaCarnivore) on [X](/post/tweet/1945288419875197367) 2025-07-16 01:04:35 UTC 11K followers, 5420 engagements "Remember what I said about Vegas being the canary in the recessionary coal mine"  [@BonkDaCarnivore](/creator/x/BonkDaCarnivore) on [X](/post/tweet/1938023359306207322) 2025-06-25 23:55:50 UTC 11K followers, 12.2K engagements "Trump last month: XXX countries are begging us for a deal Trump just now: "Over XXX countries have never reached out to us. There are over XXX countries most people don't know that but I know that. They never reached out""  [@BonkDaCarnivore](/creator/x/BonkDaCarnivore) on [X](/post/tweet/1945516866945892406) 2025-07-16 16:12:21 UTC 11K followers, 4904 engagements "@GOP Inflation is up XXX% The dollar is XXX% weaker Tariffs are the biggest tax hike in American history"  [@BonkDaCarnivore](/creator/x/BonkDaCarnivore) on [X](/post/tweet/1945176900353048580) 2025-07-15 17:41:27 UTC 11K followers, 1700 engagements "$GOOGL 9/19 185c. I paid $XXXX but was managing another trade and didn't care enough about you to call this out in real time. You're gonna pay $XXXX here and it's still going to be a bargain for you"  [@BonkDaCarnivore](/creator/x/BonkDaCarnivore) on [X](/post/tweet/1943011268958237037) 2025-07-09 18:16:00 UTC 11K followers, 4917 engagements "Next up XX year auto loans and people being underwater on their note for at least XXX of those years who struggle to carry the note and the insurance"  [@BonkDaCarnivore](/creator/x/BonkDaCarnivore) on [X](/post/tweet/1940797329969500198) 2025-07-03 15:38:36 UTC 11K followers, 3393 engagements "@RepNancyMace You talk about protecting the victims then praise a prime suspect"  [@BonkDaCarnivore](/creator/x/BonkDaCarnivore) on [X](/post/tweet/1944981406603481263) 2025-07-15 04:44:37 UTC 11K followers, 16.1K engagements "@j_bambrick I hate to break it to you but the people you were surrounded with weren't middle class. They're mostly Boomers who have been locusting off American greatness for half a century and have hoarded all the gold for themselves"  [@BonkDaCarnivore](/creator/x/BonkDaCarnivore) on [X](/post/tweet/1942997299514200211) 2025-07-09 17:20:30 UTC 11K followers, 20.2K engagements "The S&P XXX has now erased all gains since March of 2022. The last X years didn't happen"  [@BonkDaCarnivore](/creator/x/BonkDaCarnivore) on [X](/post/tweet/1909701960090927468) 2025-04-08 20:16:42 UTC 11K followers, 920.8K engagements "No. Just no. You bought a X bedroom home for $17000 that you later sold for XXX mil had X cars in the driveway that cost a total of under X grand. Your generation didn't work XX hours a week - it worked 9-5 with a paid lunch hour got a pension that everybody is still paying for but nobody is getting then threw $XX into Social Security and pull thousands out of it every month. And along the way you set up the game so you never had to pay taxes in comparison to the spend you were initiating at the government level and have rigged it so that your grandkids will be the ones who get stuck with the"  [@BonkDaCarnivore](/creator/x/BonkDaCarnivore) on [X](/post/tweet/1943077613997821984) 2025-07-09 22:39:38 UTC 11K followers, 50.9K engagements "$SJM 10/17 110c $XXXX (Not enough liquidity for me I'm doing shares and leaps but have some tracking cons)"  [@BonkDaCarnivore](/creator/x/BonkDaCarnivore) on [X](/post/tweet/1944780567238599028) 2025-07-14 15:26:34 UTC 11K followers, 7194 engagements "Weekly market analysis: So I'm traveling abroad at the moment on a short trip don't really feel like writing something terribly in depth. Here are the Cliff's Notes: -There are no interesting earnings for the week though I have been known to play a little $WDFC from time to time. -The TACO trade is back w/ the administration admitting that not only did XXX countries not reach out to beg for deals but that in actuality the number of countries who cared enough to even inquire about negotiating with the US could be less than X. But don't worry he's gonna send strongly worded letters to all the"  [@BonkDaCarnivore](/creator/x/BonkDaCarnivore) on [X](/post/tweet/1942141828595318829) 2025-07-07 08:41:09 UTC 11K followers, 2441 engagements "@PressSec Your dollar is worth almost XX% less than it was at the beginning of the year. Rate yields to take on debt are out of control. Inflation is pushing X% XX% over the X% benchmark and tariffs are the biggest tax increase in US history. Imagine trying to brag about this"  [@BonkDaCarnivore](/creator/x/BonkDaCarnivore) on [X](/post/tweet/1945146034344149066) 2025-07-15 15:38:48 UTC 11K followers, 9510 engagements "If you listened to The Diner w/ @NHAunleashed and @marybeth5025 and heard the $ORCL 9/19 250c's for $XXXX they're now $XXXXX. Go ahead and go to runners with your XXX% gain. Maybe buy some $ORCL shares on a pullback and own $ORCL forever FOR FREE. Haters in shambles"  [@BonkDaCarnivore](/creator/x/BonkDaCarnivore) on [X](/post/tweet/1945846786507120798) 2025-07-17 14:03:20 UTC 11K followers, 1644 engagements "Tells us to stop caring about the Epstein list cause it was years ago; is still going on about how 2020 was "stolen". Weirdly even though he controls all the levers of power and can direct the DOJ to look under every rock to prove it not one iota of evidence to support that. Now claiming the Epstein client list is a "fraud" because "Obama and the Clintons created it". Translation: He's on it"  [@BonkDaCarnivore](/creator/x/BonkDaCarnivore) on [X](/post/tweet/1944173510471168237) 2025-07-12 23:14:20 UTC 11K followers, 3561 engagements "He just keeps confessing that he's a pedophile"  [@BonkDaCarnivore](/creator/x/BonkDaCarnivore) on [X](/post/tweet/1945484134878786045) 2025-07-16 14:02:17 UTC 11K followers, 7930 engagements "@Yolo304741 That's not flipping the script. That's deflecting. The sign of a weak argument"  [@BonkDaCarnivore](/creator/x/BonkDaCarnivore) on [X](/post/tweet/1944940625721491610) 2025-07-15 02:02:35 UTC 11K followers, 6703 engagements "Time for a civics lesson on the Constitution since Scott clearly doesn't understand it. Scott's top line Tweet in this thread is an argument that we should continue to let child rapists roam free and rape children because if we don't "Democrats might retake Congress next year". Beyond the fact that that's already a foregone conclusion no matter what as this administration has been an unmitigated disaster he follows it up with this in a reply. What Scott is saying here is "our system" is that we are to "blindly" trust our Commander in Chief on all things. This is without question the most"  [@BonkDaCarnivore](/creator/x/BonkDaCarnivore) on [X](/post/tweet/1944463868098748562) 2025-07-13 18:28:07 UTC 11K followers, 9811 engagements "Someone needs to check Bill's hard drives and browsing history"  [@BonkDaCarnivore](/creator/x/BonkDaCarnivore) on [X](/post/tweet/1944450620154605799) 2025-07-13 17:35:28 UTC 11K followers, 2670 engagements "@disclosetv No rational person would listen to him talk about this and not think it's a confession"  [@BonkDaCarnivore](/creator/x/BonkDaCarnivore) on [X](/post/tweet/1945279828145451017) 2025-07-16 00:30:27 UTC 11K followers, 2877 engagements "The GOP is officially the party of child rape"  [@BonkDaCarnivore](/creator/x/BonkDaCarnivore) on [X](/post/tweet/1945280580276367697) 2025-07-16 00:33:26 UTC 11K followers, 6250 engagements "The more I think about it the more it feels this needs to be driven home further. I am objectively one of the best in the world when it comes to evaluating startups and private organizations in large part because I've always had the resources to properly evaluat. My win % Forget the XX% success rate for my TotD's. The goal in the private space I want to see "around" XX% of my investments not literally become completely worthless. I want to recoup more than XX% of my investment break even or be slightly up after some accounting tricks about XX% of the time I want to make a little bit of cash"  [@BonkDaCarnivore](/creator/x/BonkDaCarnivore) on [X](/post/tweet/1945284480501170377) 2025-07-16 00:48:56 UTC 11K followers, 4161 engagements "$SBUX demands a 4-day return-to-office agreement - or face a buyout and layoff. In a strong labor economy capital doesn't force such unpopular work environment upon labor - nor does it do soft layoffs This is not a strong labor market contrary to what the administration says"  [@BonkDaCarnivore](/creator/x/BonkDaCarnivore) on [X](/post/tweet/1944925224014897642) 2025-07-15 01:01:23 UTC 11K followers, 1874 engagements "TIL that this was even a thing. Even back when I flew commercial for longer trips never had to do it because of Global Entry. Didn't realize the non TSA folk were still doing it. It's about time. They should also do away with the liquids rule while they're at it"  [@BonkDaCarnivore](/creator/x/BonkDaCarnivore) on [X](/post/tweet/1942574877027750061) 2025-07-08 13:21:56 UTC 11K followers, 2820 engagements
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"@Jim_Jordan Jim Jordan is mad that Biden used an autopen that every other president uses. But not mad that Trump is a pedophile covering up a pedophile ring"
@BonkDaCarnivore on X 2025-07-14 15:09:35 UTC 11K followers, 15.5K engagements
"Trump reaching the petty stage of his breakup with Elmo" @BonkDaCarnivore on X 2025-07-17 17:34:39 UTC 11K followers, 1556 engagements
"@GOP PPI isn't a measure of inflation. So there's that. Also CPI came in at XXX% Also PCE came in hot" @BonkDaCarnivore on X 2025-07-16 14:42:49 UTC 11K followers, 3341 engagements
"How novel a Boomer claiming that he didn't have the benefit of growing up in the biggest industrial boom in the history of the world where only X country was left standing and how difficult he had it in spite of every fiscal policy benefitting him to the detriment of those X kids. Also I'm not smart with money Bro I could buy your existence with couch cushion money" @BonkDaCarnivore on X 2025-07-10 15:12:13 UTC 11K followers, XXX engagements
"Your reminder that Karoline Leavitt used to routinely get laughed out of The Diner spaces in the mornings for saying things as dumb as this QT" @BonkDaCarnivore on X 2025-07-15 15:33:54 UTC 11K followers, 6687 engagements
"A tale of X responses to divorce. MAGA Ken (who is getting divorced because he repeatedly cheated on his wife and continued to do so through reconciliation) on the left and Angela (who was cheated on) on the right. The difference is stunning. MAGA is the epitome of depraved" @BonkDaCarnivore on X 2025-07-10 22:12:17 UTC 11K followers, 8411 engagements
""Even with foreigners not visiting we can't understand why locals are avoiding the strip and why we've got so few domestic tourists in Vegas" I dunno $XXX for a cheese pizza might have something to do with it" @BonkDaCarnivore on X 2025-07-14 00:11:22 UTC 11K followers, 3975 engagements
""He's a malicious scam artist" "NOBODY has a XX% win rate" "We can't find his trades" How it started/how it's going: The chasm between a pro and a jealous amateur is wider than Lily Phillips's crack. Read em and weap boys. 108-3" @BonkDaCarnivore on X 2025-06-17 19:49:16 UTC 11K followers, 11.1K engagements
"Private equity is without question one of the riskiest most difficult types of investment one can display proficiency in. The amount of opex one must expend to evaluate the liquidity solvency SWOT etc. is not for the faint of heart. Only pros with significant AUM and high appetite for risk should be doing this. So of course he wants to let the Magadoltians sink all their money into a mostly bad casino while having no research tools. But it's obvious between this deregulating crypto brokers and his push for meme coins and 0D flow trading that his goal is to let all the normies lose their money" @BonkDaCarnivore on X 2025-07-16 00:22:29 UTC 11K followers, 6966 engagements
"@BrianHJacobson @beachhawk874 Get married and you'll be amazed at the shitty shows you get roped into seeing heh" @BonkDaCarnivore on X 2025-07-14 01:19:22 UTC 11K followers, XXX engagements
"@renee1928maga @AngelaPaxtonTX @KenPaxtonTX It's funny how you can tell just by how stupid a comment is that if you hover over their name you'll see the word "patriot"" @BonkDaCarnivore on X 2025-07-10 22:14:19 UTC 11K followers, XXX engagements
"Hey look everybody a retard Magadoltian who thinks his prices have come down due to tariffs Your "opinion" doesn't matter when it goes directly against quantitative fact. It just makes you a retard" @BonkDaCarnivore on X 2025-07-12 00:27:47 UTC 10.9K followers, 3248 engagements
"For the record any 8th grade English teacher would give Trump an F on his grammar assignment. We're literally led by an idiot who has a lower grasp on our language than grade schoolers" @BonkDaCarnivore on X 2025-07-07 16:50:26 UTC 11K followers, 81.6K engagements
"The ketchup Magadoltians put on their well-done steaks to emulate their pedo cult leader about to get XX% more expensive. For the rest of us say goodbye to cheap salsa pasta sauce and a billion other things" @BonkDaCarnivore on X 2025-07-14 21:12:57 UTC 11K followers, 2514 engagements
"Fact check: The whole reason that Coca-Cola uses High Fructose Corn syrup in their sodas here in America is. .because of longstanding tariffs on sugar (as @professor_TopK always talks about)" @BonkDaCarnivore on X 2025-07-16 20:41:48 UTC 11K followers, 18.1K engagements
"@TheHoneyDiet @WhiteHouse The tweets the terrible fiscal policy the awful trade policy the abominable criminal position the insider trading the abuse of the constitution" @BonkDaCarnivore on X 2025-07-12 03:15:23 UTC 11K followers, XXX engagements
"Not all Trump voters are child rapists but all Trump voters have determined that child rape isn't a dealbreaker. Liz apparently would molest one of her students were she a teacher" @BonkDaCarnivore on X 2025-07-13 00:23:53 UTC 11K followers, 2622 engagements
"@WhiteHouse All of these posts get archived forever in the library of Congress as official presidential communications. You fucking XX year kids are so stupid you don't realize how much historians are going to mock this period in our story" @BonkDaCarnivore on X 2025-07-12 03:03:40 UTC 11K followers, 31.7K engagements
"@MikhaelVE @KeithMalinak @swampchick1968 The child rapists are still out there raping children. One of them is in the white house and you're running cover for him. This is who you are" @BonkDaCarnivore on X 2025-07-13 17:28:11 UTC 10.9K followers, XXX engagements
"1) it's really amazing how maga went from "pedos get the wood chipper" to "let's let child rape bygones be bygones cause we supposedly have a country to save (by ripping apart its moral fabric) in a week. Also 2) BEAR VOTED FOR THIS HE VOTED FOR THIS VOTED FOR THIS" @BonkDaCarnivore on X 2025-07-15 01:52:50 UTC 11K followers, 7387 engagements
"TONIGHT on Shrewd & Snarky: Gather round all campers - with 1/3 of the summer over we're going to have a (hopefully lively) roundtable discussion on all things summer recreational. Whether you're into camping fishing rafting or one of those weirdos that goes to nudist colonies this is the night we gather round the virtual fire and tell some stories (and maybe lament how kids today and beyond will never understand the magic of it). 9:30 Eastern Guess I should disclaim: We had already decided on this episode before the Texas flooding" @BonkDaCarnivore on X 2025-07-16 01:09:25 UTC 11K followers, 6188 engagements
"$9.45 Normally I wouldn't bother to comment on a XX% gain but with the market uncertainty this week I'll just say don't let this one become a loser because of its relatively short runway I'm going to say take a scale here. I'm staying put but my risk tolerance is different" @BonkDaCarnivore on X 2025-07-14 13:50:16 UTC 11K followers, 2483 engagements
"@AGPamBondi You're failing to protect girls being raped by world leaders. The Department of Justice is worthless" @BonkDaCarnivore on X 2025-07-09 17:15:16 UTC 11K followers, 44.5K engagements
"@realannapaulina I'm XX% certain a stripper doesn't know there's no cause to fire him" @BonkDaCarnivore on X 2025-07-16 01:16:29 UTC 11K followers, 10.5K engagements
"@PressSec Largest tax increase on the US citizen in history The golden age" @BonkDaCarnivore on X 2025-07-15 15:16:28 UTC 11K followers, 6004 engagements
"@GOP Autopen use is legal constitutional and nothing unusual. As long as he authorized its use it's valid. Now talk to us about how you're covering up the Epstein files" @BonkDaCarnivore on X 2025-07-14 16:36:29 UTC 11K followers, 2917 engagements
"CPI is not the best measure of inflation PCE is. Also CPI came in at XXX% this month which is very hot. You can't brag about meeting expectations when the expectations are so low. Also tariffs have XXX% raised prices and everybody knows it. Now I remember why you used to get laughed out of The Diner morning spaces for being so pants-on-head dumb" @BonkDaCarnivore on X 2025-07-15 15:30:02 UTC 11K followers, 2800 engagements
"TotD crew and #Bonkiversity students: I've got good news and bad news The bad news: there's no TotD today cause I'm doing other things and just letting my swings bask in the glory of this absolute monster of a selloff. The good news is I finally got around to extracting the NFP level portion of my oscillator for my trading platform modified it to less sophisticated needs and published it. It's over 1000 lines of code so I couldn't just post it on Twitter (I tried it just wasn't working). I'm going to say this multiple times: It's FREE. FREEEEEEE. I know there are a lot of FinTwits that have" @BonkDaCarnivore on X 2025-05-21 17:37:59 UTC 11K followers, 14K engagements
"Weekly market analysis: We've got a fair amount of financial data coming out this week led by the CPI "Ultra" data on Tuesday (sorry that'll never not be funny) as well as Fed manufacturing. The numbers are all so heavily manipulated at this point that it's impossible to say what they'll look like anymore. The chaos that is the TACO trade has effectively rendered all of this data unusable. Wednesday there's PPI and industrial production. Thursday we get retail sales and Friday is consumer sentiment which might be the only X data points we can trust. On the homefront Trump is so motivated to" @BonkDaCarnivore on X 2025-07-14 13:24:05 UTC 11K followers, 2683 engagements
"@Peasant38532974 The margins are incredible" @BonkDaCarnivore on X 2025-07-14 01:13:06 UTC 11K followers, XXX engagements
"Yesterday the Trump family's latest scam IPO'd (ticker $PEW). Now you'd think with the Trump name attached to it the fact that it's a gun play and that almost all IPOs have rocketed this year it would fly. You're down 40%. MAGA is dying" @BonkDaCarnivore on X 2025-07-17 16:42:48 UTC 11K followers, 1267 engagements
"With the DCA the $NVO trade is just over break-even Again. While I still like the setup and think it could run the TACO screaming about XXX% drug tariffs add a variable of risk that puts my confidence in this trade below XX% so I'm going to say cut here with checks notes a whopping X cents of gains. I just want it off my books" @BonkDaCarnivore on X 2025-07-10 15:14:51 UTC 11K followers, 3256 engagements
"And if you're reading this and wondering what "accounting tricks" means think corporate raiding. Saddle the investment with mountains of debt from other investments and cripple any hope of the company surviving while walking off with preferred status when it gets broken apart. Or just legal-but-shouldn't-be clever write downs on the books. Things that no retail trader with a 401k has access to would be able to see coming or could recover from" @BonkDaCarnivore on X 2025-07-16 00:59:48 UTC 11K followers, 1109 engagements
""We asked our employees to do their jobs and they said no. We tried guys they told us they weren't going to do what we tell them to do so we should just forget the whole thing and let these people CONTINUE to rape children guys. Come on it's just common sense"" @BonkDaCarnivore on X 2025-07-09 16:31:58 UTC 11K followers, 4177 engagements
"Catturd must really need the extra engagement bucks this cycle. For those unaware this is obvious engagement farming because his numbers are down and this is the only way he can make money" @BonkDaCarnivore on X 2025-07-13 02:16:01 UTC 10.9K followers, 3131 engagements
"@pulte Tell me how the Fed lowering overnight swap rates in any way makes it cheaper to finance long term US debt. Also you're saying this in support of a child diddler who lives in a giant house for free and pays for nothing" @BonkDaCarnivore on X 2025-07-16 01:04:35 UTC 11K followers, 5420 engagements
"Remember what I said about Vegas being the canary in the recessionary coal mine" @BonkDaCarnivore on X 2025-06-25 23:55:50 UTC 11K followers, 12.2K engagements
"Trump last month: XXX countries are begging us for a deal Trump just now: "Over XXX countries have never reached out to us. There are over XXX countries most people don't know that but I know that. They never reached out"" @BonkDaCarnivore on X 2025-07-16 16:12:21 UTC 11K followers, 4904 engagements
"@GOP Inflation is up XXX% The dollar is XXX% weaker Tariffs are the biggest tax hike in American history" @BonkDaCarnivore on X 2025-07-15 17:41:27 UTC 11K followers, 1700 engagements
"$GOOGL 9/19 185c. I paid $XXXX but was managing another trade and didn't care enough about you to call this out in real time. You're gonna pay $XXXX here and it's still going to be a bargain for you" @BonkDaCarnivore on X 2025-07-09 18:16:00 UTC 11K followers, 4917 engagements
"Next up XX year auto loans and people being underwater on their note for at least XXX of those years who struggle to carry the note and the insurance" @BonkDaCarnivore on X 2025-07-03 15:38:36 UTC 11K followers, 3393 engagements
"@RepNancyMace You talk about protecting the victims then praise a prime suspect" @BonkDaCarnivore on X 2025-07-15 04:44:37 UTC 11K followers, 16.1K engagements
"@j_bambrick I hate to break it to you but the people you were surrounded with weren't middle class. They're mostly Boomers who have been locusting off American greatness for half a century and have hoarded all the gold for themselves" @BonkDaCarnivore on X 2025-07-09 17:20:30 UTC 11K followers, 20.2K engagements
"The S&P XXX has now erased all gains since March of 2022. The last X years didn't happen" @BonkDaCarnivore on X 2025-04-08 20:16:42 UTC 11K followers, 920.8K engagements
"No. Just no. You bought a X bedroom home for $17000 that you later sold for XXX mil had X cars in the driveway that cost a total of under X grand. Your generation didn't work XX hours a week - it worked 9-5 with a paid lunch hour got a pension that everybody is still paying for but nobody is getting then threw $XX into Social Security and pull thousands out of it every month. And along the way you set up the game so you never had to pay taxes in comparison to the spend you were initiating at the government level and have rigged it so that your grandkids will be the ones who get stuck with the" @BonkDaCarnivore on X 2025-07-09 22:39:38 UTC 11K followers, 50.9K engagements
"$SJM 10/17 110c $XXXX (Not enough liquidity for me I'm doing shares and leaps but have some tracking cons)" @BonkDaCarnivore on X 2025-07-14 15:26:34 UTC 11K followers, 7194 engagements
"Weekly market analysis: So I'm traveling abroad at the moment on a short trip don't really feel like writing something terribly in depth. Here are the Cliff's Notes: -There are no interesting earnings for the week though I have been known to play a little $WDFC from time to time. -The TACO trade is back w/ the administration admitting that not only did XXX countries not reach out to beg for deals but that in actuality the number of countries who cared enough to even inquire about negotiating with the US could be less than X. But don't worry he's gonna send strongly worded letters to all the" @BonkDaCarnivore on X 2025-07-07 08:41:09 UTC 11K followers, 2441 engagements
"@PressSec Your dollar is worth almost XX% less than it was at the beginning of the year. Rate yields to take on debt are out of control. Inflation is pushing X% XX% over the X% benchmark and tariffs are the biggest tax increase in US history. Imagine trying to brag about this" @BonkDaCarnivore on X 2025-07-15 15:38:48 UTC 11K followers, 9510 engagements
"If you listened to The Diner w/ @NHAunleashed and @marybeth5025 and heard the $ORCL 9/19 250c's for $XXXX they're now $XXXXX. Go ahead and go to runners with your XXX% gain. Maybe buy some $ORCL shares on a pullback and own $ORCL forever FOR FREE. Haters in shambles" @BonkDaCarnivore on X 2025-07-17 14:03:20 UTC 11K followers, 1644 engagements
"Tells us to stop caring about the Epstein list cause it was years ago; is still going on about how 2020 was "stolen". Weirdly even though he controls all the levers of power and can direct the DOJ to look under every rock to prove it not one iota of evidence to support that. Now claiming the Epstein client list is a "fraud" because "Obama and the Clintons created it". Translation: He's on it" @BonkDaCarnivore on X 2025-07-12 23:14:20 UTC 11K followers, 3561 engagements
"He just keeps confessing that he's a pedophile" @BonkDaCarnivore on X 2025-07-16 14:02:17 UTC 11K followers, 7930 engagements
"@Yolo304741 That's not flipping the script. That's deflecting. The sign of a weak argument" @BonkDaCarnivore on X 2025-07-15 02:02:35 UTC 11K followers, 6703 engagements
"Time for a civics lesson on the Constitution since Scott clearly doesn't understand it. Scott's top line Tweet in this thread is an argument that we should continue to let child rapists roam free and rape children because if we don't "Democrats might retake Congress next year". Beyond the fact that that's already a foregone conclusion no matter what as this administration has been an unmitigated disaster he follows it up with this in a reply. What Scott is saying here is "our system" is that we are to "blindly" trust our Commander in Chief on all things. This is without question the most" @BonkDaCarnivore on X 2025-07-13 18:28:07 UTC 11K followers, 9811 engagements
"Someone needs to check Bill's hard drives and browsing history" @BonkDaCarnivore on X 2025-07-13 17:35:28 UTC 11K followers, 2670 engagements
"@disclosetv No rational person would listen to him talk about this and not think it's a confession" @BonkDaCarnivore on X 2025-07-16 00:30:27 UTC 11K followers, 2877 engagements
"The GOP is officially the party of child rape" @BonkDaCarnivore on X 2025-07-16 00:33:26 UTC 11K followers, 6250 engagements
"The more I think about it the more it feels this needs to be driven home further. I am objectively one of the best in the world when it comes to evaluating startups and private organizations in large part because I've always had the resources to properly evaluat. My win % Forget the XX% success rate for my TotD's. The goal in the private space I want to see "around" XX% of my investments not literally become completely worthless. I want to recoup more than XX% of my investment break even or be slightly up after some accounting tricks about XX% of the time I want to make a little bit of cash" @BonkDaCarnivore on X 2025-07-16 00:48:56 UTC 11K followers, 4161 engagements
"$SBUX demands a 4-day return-to-office agreement - or face a buyout and layoff. In a strong labor economy capital doesn't force such unpopular work environment upon labor - nor does it do soft layoffs This is not a strong labor market contrary to what the administration says" @BonkDaCarnivore on X 2025-07-15 01:01:23 UTC 11K followers, 1874 engagements
"TIL that this was even a thing. Even back when I flew commercial for longer trips never had to do it because of Global Entry. Didn't realize the non TSA folk were still doing it. It's about time. They should also do away with the liquids rule while they're at it" @BonkDaCarnivore on X 2025-07-08 13:21:56 UTC 11K followers, 2820 engagements