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[@ShawnChittle](/creator/twitter/ShawnChittle)
"Man actually flies (falls) on a (magic) carpet"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShawnChittle/status/1978520320530165802) [@ShawnChittle](/creator/x/ShawnChittle) 2025-10-15T17:56Z 4146 followers, XXX engagements


"My walk home tonight in Washington DC did NOT disappoint. My gosh the alleys here are wondrous beyond the dreams of Avarice"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShawnChittle/status/1979012359852019908) [@ShawnChittle](/creator/x/ShawnChittle) 2025-10-17T02:31Z 4145 followers, 60.4K engagements


"Maine New Hampshire and Vermont are open carry and conceal carry firearms states with no gun registration whatsoever. No permits nothing. Zip. Zilch. Nada. You can get a firearm about as easily as a pint of Ben & Jerry's. I'm not saying this is good or bad but that's the fact up there"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShawnChittle/status/1980026241177493507) [@ShawnChittle](/creator/x/ShawnChittle) 2025-10-19T21:40Z 4138 followers, 2583 engagements


"Car UI is graded on a curve. And CarPlay is miles ahead than this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShawnChittle/status/1980299151410880579) [@ShawnChittle](/creator/x/ShawnChittle) 2025-10-20T15:44Z 4138 followers, XXX engagements


"@niccruzpatane Car UI is graded on a curve. And CarPlay is miles ahead than this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShawnChittle/status/1980299179336544371) [@ShawnChittle](/creator/x/ShawnChittle) 2025-10-20T15:44Z 4141 followers, XXX engagements


"@BarredinDC If they are not cities what city are they in"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShawnChittle/status/1980326706411180413) [@ShawnChittle](/creator/x/ShawnChittle) 2025-10-20T17:34Z 4145 followers, XXX engagements


"@WebDesignMuseum My buddy had one and I didnt hate it. Metro they called it Wasnt that the UI It was fine boxy and cold but fine"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShawnChittle/status/1980630705010012402) [@ShawnChittle](/creator/x/ShawnChittle) 2025-10-21T13:42Z 4148 followers, XXX engagements


"The Sos Your Mom/Pitango/Tatte wars begin this fall on our block. Will be very interesting to see how it plays out"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShawnChittle/status/1980654881527755198) [@ShawnChittle](/creator/x/ShawnChittle) 2025-10-21T15:18Z 4150 followers, XXX engagements


"@6thFairway @Interstellar I see Point Nemo"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShawnChittle/status/1981366182369194492) [@ShawnChittle](/creator/x/ShawnChittle) 2025-10-23T14:24Z 4150 followers, X engagements


"Not "better" per se but the Waldorf Astoria in DC is incredible too. Takes your breath away"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShawnChittle/status/1978882080315416706) [@ShawnChittle](/creator/x/ShawnChittle) 2025-10-16T17:53Z 4158 followers, 7366 engagements


"That's why marketing shouldn't design websites. Leave it to the UX designers. They know"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShawnChittle/status/1981070039089631703) [@ShawnChittle](/creator/x/ShawnChittle) 2025-10-22T18:47Z 4158 followers, XXX engagements


"DC has arrived 🤣"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShawnChittle/status/1981080271609905631) [@ShawnChittle](/creator/x/ShawnChittle) 2025-10-22T19:28Z 4158 followers, XXX engagements


"FORTY FIVE DAYS 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShawnChittle/status/1981138624755446207) [@ShawnChittle](/creator/x/ShawnChittle) 2025-10-22T23:20Z 4158 followers, 1794 engagements


"Thought Id go support restaurants as I heard its tough out there 6:30pm No seats at St Regis No seats at Carmines No seats at Georgia Browns (it closed) No seats at Grazie Mille Grabbed last two seats at Dauphines @BarredinDC @jsidman @AnnaSpiegs seems like its pretty packed every where I go 🤷♂"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShawnChittle/status/1978959630442336614) [@ShawnChittle](/creator/x/ShawnChittle) 2025-10-16T23:01Z 4160 followers, 10.5K engagements


"@owauzophrenic @mikitaposts I am not sure if I mentioned to you before or not but its the last major city in America I visited and I fell for it so hard and fast I went BACK two weeks after my first visit. And I'm going AGAIN next month. FAVORITE CITY EVER. THE BEST"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShawnChittle/status/1980752996356001946) [@ShawnChittle](/creator/x/ShawnChittle) 2025-10-21T21:48Z 4159 followers, XXX engagements


"@SancastleAir @TheStingisBack Yes this looks like the 4K77 print. I can tell"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShawnChittle/status/1981464221616406714) [@ShawnChittle](/creator/x/ShawnChittle) 2025-10-23T20:54Z 4160 followers, XX engagements


"@ericgkrehbiel @flyosity What makes the Chrysler Building sad"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShawnChittle/status/1980822308676858207) [@ShawnChittle](/creator/x/ShawnChittle) 2025-10-22T02:23Z 4163 followers, XX engagements


"For people who murder others with their cars maybe we need a registry like sex offenders. They have special colored license plates or the plates begin with a certain prefix. They are required on both the front and back of the car. So when you see them coming or going you know what they are capable of"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShawnChittle/status/1981158337895862723) [@ShawnChittle](/creator/x/ShawnChittle) 2025-10-23T00:38Z 4166 followers, 5671 engagements


"@JCColtin Hey Jeff I heard a rumor many decades ago that to cut costs JP Morgan removed the expensive coffee machines from each floor of their old Midtown building and when they realized everybody was leaving for coffee they put them back in. Maybe an urban legend but a good one"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShawnChittle/status/1981434596479947222) [@ShawnChittle](/creator/x/ShawnChittle) 2025-10-23T18:56Z 4165 followers, XX engagements


"@FeverPotomac I ate lunch with him with a bunch of other executives and he would just eat whatever was put in front of him. Not picky or bossy. I learned a lot from him and the other billionaire I worked for. Super sweet guy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShawnChittle/status/1981488819485409571) [@ShawnChittle](/creator/x/ShawnChittle) 2025-10-23T22:32Z 4164 followers, XX engagements


"@mikitaposts What about New Orleans"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShawnChittle/status/1980731133936672855) [@ShawnChittle](/creator/x/ShawnChittle) 2025-10-21T20:21Z 4166 followers, 8619 engagements


"All you have to do is make this area so you have to swipe a ticket to get in and problem solved. Another area with benches for the so-called public can be in another space. So if you're not riding but want to come in and sit all good. But ticketed passengers get a special section"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShawnChittle/status/1981063098879398376) [@ShawnChittle](/creator/x/ShawnChittle) 2025-10-22T18:20Z 4166 followers, 26.7K engagements


"Want to say sorry to everyone. It seems here lately I'm constantly dealing with death and I apologize if it seems sad which it is. But we need to do better to protect our folks here. I shouldn't personally know not one but TWO murder victims in DC in the X years I've lived here It was nice of Eric Tarpinian-Jachym's Mom (@Tamara39224) to do this interview. We are hoping for solid convictions of 1st Degree Murder and seeing 30-years to life sentences as the hearings and trials unfold in the coming months"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShawnChittle/status/1981365525956432369) [@ShawnChittle](/creator/x/ShawnChittle) 2025-10-23T14:22Z 4166 followers, 2055 engagements


"Solo dining with a book in a brand new French restaurant. Heaven"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShawnChittle/status/1981504314808967614) [@ShawnChittle](/creator/x/ShawnChittle) 2025-10-23T23:33Z 4166 followers, 1237 engagements


"@DallasAptGP Corporate biz jets are getting C-Suite and Board around. Theyre too fast and too small (unless its Boeing) for a bedroom and I doubt any of them have one. But I could be wrong. Never saw one X years in the business"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShawnChittle/status/1981540465343418666) [@ShawnChittle](/creator/x/ShawnChittle) 2025-10-24T01:57Z 4166 followers, XX engagements


"@mymilkadventure @DCCarViolence Thats what I thought when I saw the dome in Brookland. Vienna"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShawnChittle/status/1981726526379802821) [@ShawnChittle](/creator/x/ShawnChittle) 2025-10-24T14:16Z 4166 followers, XX engagements


"Never been to this area of DC. My gosh it looks like Europe. But sadly its mostly chain stores"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShawnChittle/status/1980764369060352380) [@ShawnChittle](/creator/x/ShawnChittle) 2025-10-21T22:33Z 4166 followers, 183.1K engagements


"@ahmadihamed_ DC has arrived 🤣"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShawnChittle/status/1981080305441083414) [@ShawnChittle](/creator/x/ShawnChittle) 2025-10-22T19:28Z 4166 followers, 1978 engagements


"@UrsulaPerano DC has arrived 🤣"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShawnChittle/status/1981080348973740080) [@ShawnChittle](/creator/x/ShawnChittle) 2025-10-22T19:28Z 4166 followers, 2352 engagements


"@IdesAnon I would PAY to subscribe to that. A "Humans of New York" but framed at Union Station. Wow that's brilliant. As it happens I do that all the time in DC and meet some amazing people"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShawnChittle/status/1981366557885256098) [@ShawnChittle](/creator/x/ShawnChittle) 2025-10-23T14:26Z 4167 followers, XXX engagements


"@conorjrogers Well I wasn't referring to the Starbucks🤣 Shame you couldn't see behind me either. 😇"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShawnChittle/status/1981382169810321782) [@ShawnChittle](/creator/x/ShawnChittle) 2025-10-23T15:28Z 4166 followers, 1133 engagements


"When a few tech companies were making voice operated apps I said you should really walk around New York City because none of us are gonna be able to use them. As for the mental health aspect when I worked for really rich people their solution was to leave the city about every other weekend. When I was able to afford to do the same thats when my mental health increased a lot"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShawnChittle/status/1981412050728267840) [@ShawnChittle](/creator/x/ShawnChittle) 2025-10-23T17:27Z 4166 followers, XXX engagements


"@YIMBYLAND Nah. No views and every kid under XX would be walking through there making all kinds of trouble. I know this is an absurd post in the first place but those homes wouldnt be worth much. Nobody drives in NYC anyway. Driveways 🤣"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShawnChittle/status/1981541374978597149) [@ShawnChittle](/creator/x/ShawnChittle) 2025-10-24T02:00Z 4166 followers, 6495 engagements


"@mikitaposts No Robert Moses here He paved highways through BOTH my hometowns. ☹ Seems like DC was Moses-proof somehow"  
[X Link](https://x.com/ShawnChittle/status/1981727575589196170) [@ShawnChittle](/creator/x/ShawnChittle) 2025-10-24T14:20Z 4166 followers, X engagements