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[@bronzeageshawty](/creator/twitter/bronzeageshawty)
"Me looking @ the X Timeline Postpartum Discourse Slop"  
[X Link](https://x.com/bronzeageshawty/status/1977826640010068461) [@bronzeageshawty](/creator/x/bronzeageshawty) 2025-10-13T19:59Z 35.5K followers, 14.6K engagements


"I give up on being skinny I don't give a fuck anymore"  
[X Link](https://x.com/bronzeageshawty/status/1932578477955264530) [@bronzeageshawty](/creator/x/bronzeageshawty) 2025-06-10T23:19Z 35.5K followers, 56.4K engagements


"Who tryna give me that postpartum body Type Shit"  
[X Link](https://x.com/bronzeageshawty/status/1977855800908656934) [@bronzeageshawty](/creator/x/bronzeageshawty) 2025-10-13T21:55Z 35.5K followers, 26.9K engagements


"I could romanticize my day by describing it in a post but I dont want to be performative. Just know Im cool and interesting and chill"  
[X Link](https://x.com/bronzeageshawty/status/1977928666282938396) [@bronzeageshawty](/creator/x/bronzeageshawty) 2025-10-14T02:45Z 35.5K followers, 6658 engagements


"I believe there are certain things God creates that should not be seen with human eyes. And if you seek it out and find it to witness you will pay"  
[X Link](https://x.com/bronzeageshawty/status/1978938611241476178) [@bronzeageshawty](/creator/x/bronzeageshawty) 2025-10-16T21:38Z 35.5K followers, 14.7K engagements


"Goat morning"  
[X Link](https://x.com/bronzeageshawty/status/1978846875387072731) [@bronzeageshawty](/creator/x/bronzeageshawty) 2025-10-16T15:33Z 35.5K followers, 7111 engagements


"There is nothing good about having sex"  
[X Link](https://x.com/bronzeageshawty/status/1979051829997498500) [@bronzeageshawty](/creator/x/bronzeageshawty) 2025-10-17T05:08Z 35.5K followers, 25.9K engagements


"Im about to level up"  
[X Link](https://x.com/bronzeageshawty/status/1979718669690421667) [@bronzeageshawty](/creator/x/bronzeageshawty) 2025-10-19T01:18Z 35.5K followers, 6293 engagements


"Watching forensic files in bed alone in a hotel room hits so hard"  
[X Link](https://x.com/bronzeageshawty/status/1980125688377348148) [@bronzeageshawty](/creator/x/bronzeageshawty) 2025-10-20T04:15Z 35.5K followers, 6381 engagements


"New 23andme results just dropped"  
[X Link](https://x.com/bronzeageshawty/status/1973584469799084213) [@bronzeageshawty](/creator/x/bronzeageshawty) 2025-10-02T03:02Z 35.5K followers, 62K engagements


"Posing with all of my wood"  
[X Link](https://x.com/bronzeageshawty/status/1974218809964966192) [@bronzeageshawty](/creator/x/bronzeageshawty) 2025-10-03T21:03Z 35.5K followers, 32K engagements


"Goat morning"  
[X Link](https://x.com/bronzeageshawty/status/1976297322771546192) [@bronzeageshawty](/creator/x/bronzeageshawty) 2025-10-09T14:42Z 35.5K followers, 11K engagements


"Regardless of my own personal opinions on the account Captive Dreamer: In choosing the name of your online persona you will tell the world you who you are. In choosing a name you cast a spell with language that creates a Tulpa or an "Egregore". The account takes on the characteristics of the name you choose. And the more energy you feed into the account the more that this persona takes away from you becomes you. In choosing "Captive" this solidified that this man is Captive to his persona his Twitter account. I have seen him banned countless times and immediately he is hyperventilating making"  
[X Link](https://x.com/bronzeageshawty/status/1977944254891852027) [@bronzeageshawty](/creator/x/bronzeageshawty) 2025-10-14T03:47Z 35.5K followers, 133.2K engagements


"My Landlord got his blood test results back this week. His testosterone levels are so high that they issued him a special warning telling him that he is a danger to society. He wants me to let you all know. So what does he do - Bosses Indians over zoom every morning - X hour lunch breaks - Chain smokes shirtless in the parking lot while the Indians work. - Boron - Random herbal tincture called hot rod from the botanica down the street that the local barista told him about - Makes me clean all his dirty cups and dishes every night while he talks about his "options trading income strategies""  
[X Link](https://x.com/bronzeageshawty/status/1978206506417099208) [@bronzeageshawty](/creator/x/bronzeageshawty) 2025-10-14T21:09Z 35.5K followers, 186.1K engagements


"I got it so I dont want it anymore"  
[X Link](https://x.com/bronzeageshawty/status/1978283942991044621) [@bronzeageshawty](/creator/x/bronzeageshawty) 2025-10-15T02:17Z 35.5K followers, 10.1K engagements


"Feeling so hormonal all day Ive been constantly on the verge of tears but nothing can break me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/bronzeageshawty/status/1978303302665118061) [@bronzeageshawty](/creator/x/bronzeageshawty) 2025-10-15T03:33Z 35.5K followers, 6342 engagements


"I have weak ankles. how do I strengthen them"  
[X Link](https://x.com/bronzeageshawty/status/1978923936906645932) [@bronzeageshawty](/creator/x/bronzeageshawty) 2025-10-16T20:40Z 35.5K followers, 17.1K engagements


"Right wingers be like the Left has no taste Aesthetic is everything Beauty reigns and then look like this"  
[X Link](https://x.com/bronzeageshawty/status/1978948739088933294) [@bronzeageshawty](/creator/x/bronzeageshawty) 2025-10-16T22:18Z 35.5K followers, 116K engagements


"I released mouse and it took him a good X minutes to leave the mouse motel"  
[X Link](https://x.com/bronzeageshawty/status/1979928279172649447) [@bronzeageshawty](/creator/x/bronzeageshawty) 2025-10-19T15:11Z 35.5K followers, 45K engagements


"Good morning"  
[X Link](https://x.com/bronzeageshawty/status/1980301912806400396) [@bronzeageshawty](/creator/x/bronzeageshawty) 2025-10-20T15:55Z 35.5K followers, 12.3K engagements


"@aggresari0 Are you calling me ugly"  
[X Link](https://x.com/bronzeageshawty/status/1980316555163672576) [@bronzeageshawty](/creator/x/bronzeageshawty) 2025-10-20T16:53Z 35.5K followers, XXX engagements


"The Samsara wheel of discourse will forever turn and it is up to us when we get off the wheel to become free"  
[X Link](https://x.com/bronzeageshawty/status/1918477042682900951) [@bronzeageshawty](/creator/x/bronzeageshawty) 2025-05-03T01:25Z 35.5K followers, 6003 engagements


"the evil of the world is nothing to me the evil of the world is conquerable. it's the negative thought patterns that are the problem"  
[X Link](https://x.com/bronzeageshawty/status/1948977630507602042) [@bronzeageshawty](/creator/x/bronzeageshawty) 2025-07-26T05:24Z 35.5K followers, 9147 engagements


"Currently in that liminal stage right after a long period of rest and relaxation awaiting the arrival of a period of intense activity and change. My life is going to look very different by the end of the year. Not sure of the details but that doesn't matter"  
[X Link](https://x.com/bronzeageshawty/status/1976791372587044989) [@bronzeageshawty](/creator/x/bronzeageshawty) 2025-10-10T23:26Z 35.5K followers, 4751 engagements


"Going to be reading at Ghost Party in LA alongside some of the Greatest of All Time"  
[X Link](https://x.com/bronzeageshawty/status/1980381346628501595) [@bronzeageshawty](/creator/x/bronzeageshawty) 2025-10-20T21:11Z 35.5K followers, 5955 engagements


"What if everything turned out exactly how you wanted and you didnt have to worry about bad outcomes what if you just trusted in Gods plan for you what if you had faith that anything standing in the way of you and getting exactly what you want will burn to the ground"  
[X Link](https://x.com/bronzeageshawty/status/1878694439490892096) [@bronzeageshawty](/creator/x/bronzeageshawty) 2025-01-13T06:43Z 35.5K followers, 13.8K engagements


"Everyone is posting this photo saying me and who but men dont realize that in order to get their Jane Birkin they have to be a Serge Gainsbourg. Women dont realize that in order to get their Serge they have to be a Jane Birkin. And frankly very few of you have what it takes"  
[X Link](https://x.com/bronzeageshawty/status/1973984994197746152) [@bronzeageshawty](/creator/x/bronzeageshawty) 2025-10-03T05:34Z 35.6K followers, 173K engagements


"These Chinese peptides are making me skinny"  
[X Link](https://x.com/bronzeageshawty/status/1976144201588031983) [@bronzeageshawty](/creator/x/bronzeageshawty) 2025-10-09T04:34Z 35.5K followers, 18.4K engagements


"Life can gut you fast"  
[X Link](https://x.com/bronzeageshawty/status/1976347127552106861) [@bronzeageshawty](/creator/x/bronzeageshawty) 2025-10-09T18:00Z 35.5K followers, 7790 engagements


"Chinese Peptides"  
[X Link](https://x.com/bronzeageshawty/status/1979623971831402543) [@bronzeageshawty](/creator/x/bronzeageshawty) 2025-10-18T19:01Z 35.5K followers, 16.4K engagements


"@boss_aesop I dont get the flu"  
[X Link](https://x.com/bronzeageshawty/status/1979639957615702228) [@bronzeageshawty](/creator/x/bronzeageshawty) 2025-10-18T20:05Z 35.5K followers, XXX engagements


"Your unemployed friend at 3pm on a Tuesday"  
[X Link](https://x.com/bronzeageshawty/status/1968061993900011682) [@bronzeageshawty](/creator/x/bronzeageshawty) 2025-09-16T21:18Z 35.5K followers, 143.2K engagements


"The Mercedes doesnt have any cup holders so I have to drive holding coffee and risk spilling it everywhere. but at least I look cool. In 1985 there was no need for cup holders. You drink when you get to your destination"  
[X Link](https://x.com/bronzeageshawty/status/1974858461516378417) [@bronzeageshawty](/creator/x/bronzeageshawty) 2025-10-05T15:25Z 35.5K followers, 73.7K engagements


"Landlord is dosing me with mysterious substances"  
[X Link](https://x.com/bronzeageshawty/status/1976868658774524176) [@bronzeageshawty](/creator/x/bronzeageshawty) 2025-10-11T04:33Z 35.5K followers, 16.2K engagements


"My ex boyfriend was a chef and would hoard dozens of these in the house. So now when the local restaurant gives me my leftovers in one of these microplastic containers I start crying"  
[X Link](https://x.com/bronzeageshawty/status/1978625752628183199) [@bronzeageshawty](/creator/x/bronzeageshawty) 2025-10-16T00:55Z 35.5K followers, 53.5K engagements


"Was in a really bad mood all day and then watched a few episodes of trailer park boys and it healed me"  
[X Link](https://x.com/bronzeageshawty/status/1978681157265883625) [@bronzeageshawty](/creator/x/bronzeageshawty) 2025-10-16T04:35Z 35.5K followers, 4820 engagements


"Everyone with money is bad mentality is poor"  
[X Link](https://x.com/bronzeageshawty/status/1978975094388199553) [@bronzeageshawty](/creator/x/bronzeageshawty) 2025-10-17T00:03Z 35.5K followers, 11K engagements


"I suspect there is another mouse in the house. I set the mouse motel trap. Well see in the morning"  
[X Link](https://x.com/bronzeageshawty/status/1979775791690043457) [@bronzeageshawty](/creator/x/bronzeageshawty) 2025-10-19T05:05Z 35.5K followers, 866.8K engagements


"Getting jacked"  
[X Link](https://x.com/bronzeageshawty/status/1980639753679827370) [@bronzeageshawty](/creator/x/bronzeageshawty) 2025-10-21T14:18Z 35.5K followers, 21.6K engagements


"As a midwestern girl I really have a hard time connecting with East Coast WASPs. West Coast people are easier to get along with because theyre laid back"  
[X Link](https://x.com/bronzeageshawty/status/1980763803685122184) [@bronzeageshawty](/creator/x/bronzeageshawty) 2025-10-21T22:31Z 35.5K followers, 18.9K engagements