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[@confusionm8trix](/creator/twitter/confusionm8trix)
"who's the most famous person you've ever met"  
[X Link](https://x.com/confusionm8trix/status/1970909786712764845) [@confusionm8trix](/creator/x/confusionm8trix) 2025-09-24T17:54Z 20.2K followers, 302.9K engagements


"Im sorry but Ive seen who likes me on hinge and Ive seen who likes me in real life. I am going to put on my nice shoes and go sit in the park looking approachable"  
[X Link](https://x.com/confusionm8trix/status/1972703465143976092) [@confusionm8trix](/creator/x/confusionm8trix) 2025-09-29T16:42Z 20.2K followers, 4.2M engagements


"we are the daughters of the hoes you couldnt scare"  
[X Link](https://x.com/confusionm8trix/status/1973221811832922143) [@confusionm8trix](/creator/x/confusionm8trix) 2025-10-01T03:01Z 20.2K followers, 176.4K engagements


"I need a wokeness ruling on this: if a white boy wants to sing some Shaggy at karaoke can he do the voice"  
[X Link](https://x.com/confusionm8trix/status/1961226138853806351) [@confusionm8trix](/creator/x/confusionm8trix) 2025-08-29T00:35Z 20.2K followers, 7.3M engagements


"so if you knew the bottom was going to fall out of the economy sometime in the next 1-3 years what would you be doing financially besides saving"  
[X Link](https://x.com/confusionm8trix/status/1976025016279150654) [@confusionm8trix](/creator/x/confusionm8trix) 2025-10-08T20:40Z 20.2K followers, 195.2K engagements


"unfathomably based"  
[X Link](https://x.com/confusionm8trix/status/1976297272888439099) [@confusionm8trix](/creator/x/confusionm8trix) 2025-10-09T14:42Z 20K followers, 461.3K engagements


"could have saved myself the hefty extended diagnostic fee if I had actually listened to chatGPT when I was trying to troubleshoot it damn but they did find out my clutch slave cylinder was leaking and that was also expensive but Im not DIYing all that so fair play"  
[X Link](https://x.com/confusionm8trix/status/1979206407372050745) [@confusionm8trix](/creator/x/confusionm8trix) 2025-10-17T15:22Z 20K followers, 4152 engagements


"how a spinozist sees the world"  
[X Link](https://x.com/confusionm8trix/status/1980056050171605275) [@confusionm8trix](/creator/x/confusionm8trix) 2025-10-19T23:38Z 20.2K followers, 689.4K engagements


"duke is not a real school why do they have a british linebacker named Memorable Factor"  
[X Link](https://x.com/confusionm8trix/status/1953196077596954988) [@confusionm8trix](/creator/x/confusionm8trix) 2025-08-06T20:46Z 20.2K followers, 7.4M engagements


"at the intersection of substack and stack exchange"  
[X Link](https://x.com/confusionm8trix/status/1975206178302111834) [@confusionm8trix](/creator/x/confusionm8trix) 2025-10-06T14:27Z 20.2K followers, 4450 engagements


"only took me about an hour and I can return the part I bought from autozone btw because the existing switch actually worked fine it just needed to be adjusted and I had to duct tape a penny to my clutch pedal because the little rubber stopper fell off"  
[X Link](https://x.com/confusionm8trix/status/1979198573104275568) [@confusionm8trix](/creator/x/confusionm8trix) 2025-10-17T14:51Z 20.2K followers, 4652 engagements


"@JamesNeauxbius ask not for whom the fella scrolls"  
[X Link](https://x.com/confusionm8trix/status/1980034100065882401) [@confusionm8trix](/creator/x/confusionm8trix) 2025-10-19T22:11Z 20.2K followers, XXX engagements


"went to pick my dead car up from the mechanic after telling him I would just fix it myself and save $XXX. he asked if I needed help getting it off the lot and when I showed him the paper clip I was about to use to bypass the clutch sensor he gave me the smile and nod. boys dream"  
[X Link](https://x.com/confusionm8trix/status/1979198232707150145) [@confusionm8trix](/creator/x/confusionm8trix) 2025-10-17T14:50Z 20.2K followers, 28.1K engagements


"that room had the craziest acoustic ive ever heard. like X seconds of decay and the reverb added a really wide vibrato"  
[X Link](https://x.com/confusionm8trix/status/1979670724450410890) [@confusionm8trix](/creator/x/confusionm8trix) 2025-10-18T22:07Z 20.2K followers, XXX engagements


"@audiohymn #KEEPPOUNDING"  
[X Link](https://x.com/confusionm8trix/status/1980336227426660643) [@confusionm8trix](/creator/x/confusionm8trix) 2025-10-20T18:12Z 20.2K followers, XXX engagements