[GUEST ACCESS MODE: Data is scrambled or limited to provide examples. Make requests using your API key to unlock full data. Check https://lunarcrush.ai/auth for authentication information.] [@jon_d_doe](/creator/twitter/jon_d_doe) "Men who are sexually attracted to you will have sex because they want to cum. If he's addicted to watching porn of women with big bumbum & yours is small. He'll be imagining the women with bumbum while he's giving you doggy. Sexual attraction Sexual compatibility. End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1947278337652486579) 2025-07-21 12:51:49 UTC 423K followers, 43.4K engagements "Why is it that most sickle cell carriers are above average in intelligence Is there any scientific explanation for it Please let's discuss"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1947371352392073264) 2025-07-21 19:01:25 UTC 423K followers, 233.6K engagements "Grab a tissue before you read this DM. Good night"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1947787762284806431) 2025-07-22 22:36:05 UTC 423K followers, 166.7K engagements "@promise_ben10 Who told you that You think private schools are not regulated by the government Every school is regulated and report to the ministry of education"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1948730363271872967) 2025-07-25 13:01:38 UTC 423K followers, XXX engagements "Please read this DM. It's from a XX year old man who hacked his married elder sister's WhatsApp and discovered that she has been cheating on her husband. I'll be brief with my advice to you. Get a new line and send all those evidences to her. Since you live in the US it may"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1948326613013139563) 2025-07-24 10:17:17 UTC 423K followers, 130.8K engagements "It's because your wife loves you that is why she has been the one providing for you. While you're busy playing sporty bet sitting at home watching TV and fucking small girls with her money. Then shouting everyday at home that you're the MAN. Who dash you man End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1948834292077129786) 2025-07-25 19:54:37 UTC 423K followers, 33.2K engagements "9 years wasted. She be dey use "gb said we should delete all evidences of cheating" but dey vex for my teachings. Now dem never leave you Good riddance to bad rubbish. End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1945909175952794019) 2025-07-17 18:11:15 UTC 423K followers, 95.7K engagements "If a man that is over XX years old is saying that he wants to marry you please demand for these things: 1) his fertility test result 2) his original birth certificate 3) his legitimate monthly income 4) his genotype Do not listen to him if he is giving any excuses. End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1944877657856073779) 2025-07-14 21:52:22 UTC 423K followers, 362.9K engagements "Any lady that is above XX and in a serious relationship and still cheating. Is a very stupid lady. End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1945914838992974220) 2025-07-17 18:33:45 UTC 423K followers, 190.9K engagements "I want to place a bet. If I don't get to 420k followers on or before midnight on Wednesday I'll give that person 100k. If I do you'll give whomever I choose 100k. Deal"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1944138313369289058) 2025-07-12 20:54:28 UTC 422.9K followers, 97.8K engagements "My wife was at least 5yrs ahead of me in marriage when we were still dating. Meaning as at the time she was ready I clearly wasn't. But I never gave in to any pressures (she didn't give me any). Do not allow women set you up for failure if you're not ready to settle down"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1627670203147362306) 2023-02-20 14:03:11 UTC 423K followers, 654.9K engagements "You young men must learn a lesson. Anyways I love the revenge that he's planning. I am not sharing that part because I want the girl to cry. End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1948657146389786633) 2025-07-25 08:10:42 UTC 423K followers, 73.5K engagements "In relationship men need to work 2ce as hard as women to keep the relationship because the onus is on men to find a wife. In marriage women need to work 2ce as hard as men to keep the marriage because the onus is on women to build the home. But roles must be maintained"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1705497050274472062) 2023-09-23 08:19:18 UTC 423K followers, 157.8K engagements "If you're over XX and dating & sleeping with a teenager you are in a master-slave relationship. If you want to claim that our parents married teenagers why not go straight to the parents of the girl and ask to marry her How did you even woo her What did you say Agbaya"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1946240676682699045) 2025-07-18 16:08:31 UTC 422.9K followers, 101.2K engagements "Please read the conversation that I had with a XX year old married woman π"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1949428286313943151) 2025-07-27 11:14:56 UTC 423K followers, 42.5K engagements "No sex before marriage is an exclusive preserve for virgin women. I don't want to dwell on exceptions. End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1946856269555621930) 2025-07-20 08:54:40 UTC 423K followers, 154.6K engagements "Omo. I really do not know what happened to men. Please read to the last screenshot π"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1947584945691722221) 2025-07-22 09:10:10 UTC 423K followers, 80K engagements "The duscussion we're having tonight is a sad one. I am AA same is my wife. But I want to beg those of you that are still single. It doesn't matter if that person is the best thing that has ever happened to you. If your genotypes are a mismatch kiss each other goodbye. End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1947385939518488694) 2025-07-21 19:59:23 UTC 423K followers, 310.4K engagements "Do not cheat in the presence of your male friends who pretend like they don't cheat. They'll snitch on you. Destroy your relationship or marriage. Especially if you have a woman that both you and them know is a rare gem. End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1946291471755223199) 2025-07-18 19:30:21 UTC 423K followers, 82.1K engagements "This is good. I was XX when in JSS1. This means most students will be entering university from age XX. The government needs to also force employers in the private sector to increase the max age requirement for new employees from XX to XX. Because. ASUU. End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1948732893225714133) 2025-07-25 13:11:42 UTC 423K followers, 75.4K engagements ""If a man finds out dt u cheat on hm buh he say he hs forgive u n I tld hm dt am no longa interest in d rship n dis man as bn begging me X accept hm bk n dt I shud cm X is huz X c hm n we tok. I nd ur advice n tot on dis". How will you feel if you receive a DM like this End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1947221450055983175) 2025-07-21 09:05:45 UTC 423K followers, 91.5K engagements "I don kk talk this thing plenty times. "I need my woman to be fit" She go soon give you Gonorrhea. End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1946867983957032975) 2025-07-20 09:41:13 UTC 423K followers, 401.9K engagements "Now you've seen why I ignored your previous DMs. End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1949033468760867061) 2025-07-26 09:06:04 UTC 423K followers, 45.1K engagements "Na spaghetti chicken & egg @praizeomega593 take fuck one university babe. π π π π π π π π π π π π π"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1945941118497026484) 2025-07-17 20:18:11 UTC 422.5K followers, 45.7K engagements "This is the tik tok page of the wicked wife and mother that humiliated that little girl"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1947767564811051200) 2025-07-22 21:15:49 UTC 423K followers, 146.1K engagements "You do not need to love a man & you shouldn't. Look at the man that you're dating critically. Do you respect him Are you afraid to lose him Does he do anything legitimate Is he older than you are Does being with him give you peace If so then he's the one. End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1944323199526678767) 2025-07-13 09:09:09 UTC 423K followers, 106.3K engagements "She has seen that the young man is a potential husband & doing fairly well for himself with a brighter future. Then she wants to make him see her as a "virtuous" woman who deserves to be his wife. While she goes behind him to be collecting preeqs. Men wise up. End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1946861850462699694) 2025-07-20 09:16:50 UTC 422.9K followers, 55.4K engagements "Please read the conversation that I had with a XX year old married man π"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1947301521848467839) 2025-07-21 14:23:56 UTC 423K followers, 74.9K engagements "Last night we all read a DM from a XX year old married man whose recalcitrant wife wanted to get him fired from his work place. This is a marriage that is just a year old. She also hid the fact that her parents are no longer together from him. Meaning she knew that it was"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1942186410724745239) 2025-07-07 11:38:19 UTC 422.5K followers, 263.8K engagements "You see that money miss road small boy that has refused to get himself properly educated That his graduate gf will cheat on him excessively. He thinks money will buy him faithfulness. He doesn't know that the girl is much higher than him in social class & in intellect. End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1947341829445194201) 2025-07-21 17:04:06 UTC 423K followers, 120.8K engagements "This page for me is real life in digital form. I enjoy it. I have created something on social media that no one else has ever created. And I did that with your support love envy and hatred. Anyday that I deactivate this page you all will beg for my return. End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1948124266425135340) 2025-07-23 20:53:14 UTC 423K followers, 29.5K engagements "If your mother is older than your father your father most likely didn't know before he married her. And even if he knew about it is it something that your father or mother are proud to say outside Then why do you think that it's okay to marry an older woman End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1946558904017514834) 2025-07-19 13:13:02 UTC 423K followers, 87.1K engagements "I'll post pictures like this on my page when I am XX. If anyone like that time make dem drag me. I would have finished raising my children. For now make I just dey admire you. Na red light district pictures I go post sef. Me and my lovely wife"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1947409413100474565) 2025-07-21 21:32:39 UTC 423K followers, 33.5K engagements "This woman is really wicked. See another video"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1947773078399824319) 2025-07-22 21:37:44 UTC 423K followers, 63.2K engagements "Dear university or other tertiary institution lecturers. Do you sometimes experience your students writing in abbreviations when marking their scripts"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1946124108539810155) 2025-07-18 08:25:19 UTC 423K followers, 87K engagements "This DM is very important. Do not take it for granted. I've seen it happen many times. End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1946886096014463070) 2025-07-20 10:53:11 UTC 423K followers, 126.1K engagements "Go to a prostitute house tonight. If she says her price is 20k tell her that you'll give her 50k. Then fuck her to oblivion. She'll tell you that she loves you. End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1948839925723660326) 2025-07-25 20:17:00 UTC 423K followers, 82.5K engagements "Don't mind the white pig ooo. I just blocked her this morning. She is a bloody liar. Na those idiot influencers wey dey lick her smelly white toto I blame. π π π π π π π π π π π π π"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1946581322664685919) 2025-07-19 14:42:07 UTC 422.9K followers, 23.3K engagements "If you notice I don't write using big grammar neither am I verbose. I am very conscious of my audience & I write in very simple terms that even those with limited education can understand. I even apologise when I make typos. But I don't write like I have leprosy. End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1946921309637603549) 2025-07-20 13:13:06 UTC 423K followers, 29.3K engagements "Last year a man introduced a lady that is X years older than he is to my page. And it was around the time I was constantly hitting on men dating older ladies. The lady got frustrated & broke up with him. The man came to my DM to thank me. I did not share the DM. πππππ"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1946183840998822165) 2025-07-18 12:22:40 UTC 422.6K followers, 39.8K engagements "Both of you are young & young in marriage. A man regardless of his age will always love to watch naked women. This is why hoes make money from OF. As you said it's not affecting your sex life. So you don't have to worry much. You can ask to watch with him too. End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1946577090226049030) 2025-07-19 14:25:18 UTC 423K followers, 24K engagements "Don't tell me that an adult doesn't know that "dat" is not the spelling of "that". Even a primary school pupil knows this. It would have been better if he typed in pidgin. It's not a proper way to write. It's a deliberate act & it reduces my IQ. End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1946914562969567698) 2025-07-20 12:46:18 UTC 423K followers, 26.5K engagements "A married woman bought a land but asked her husband to finalize the documents. The husband put his name as the buyer & his wife as witness. She built a house on the land & they moved in. Now she is thinking of divorcing her husband. Who owns the house"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1948088016070758674) 2025-07-23 18:29:11 UTC 423K followers, 170.4K engagements "Please read this DM to the last screenshot. It's unfortunate that some of you may be making this same mistake right now. You go into relationships that you know quite well that your parents won't consent to & start to disobey your parents & gaslighting them into accepting"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1945513174469329109) 2025-07-16 15:57:41 UTC 423K followers, 77.2K engagements "Now now now π π π π π π π π π π π π π"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1946277920617455986) 2025-07-18 18:36:31 UTC 422.5K followers, 22.8K engagements "So to you someone who has 20m is a rich man"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1946535021663191248) 2025-07-19 11:38:08 UTC 422.9K followers, 24K engagements "A sad read. I honestly do not know how to advise him. Please be kind with your words. End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1945199063613256089) 2025-07-15 19:09:31 UTC 422.5K followers, 89.9K engagements "I'll think about your suggestion later but I agree with you. The fact that I get more DMs from married men than from single men & more from single women than from married women should be an eye opener for them. But they're still busy doing "fine boy no pimples". End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1948630068395176359) 2025-07-25 06:23:06 UTC 423K followers, 37.8K engagements "A man and a woman can be colleagues. A man and a woman can be coursemates. A man and a woman can be good neighbors. A man and woman can be acquaintances. A man and a woman can never be friends. If you need a woman as a friend please let her be your girlfriend or fiance"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1660952231653376000) 2023-05-23 10:14:05 UTC 422.5K followers, 652.4K engagements "So na so she break your heart πππππππππ"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1948425806172033324) 2025-07-24 16:51:26 UTC 423K followers, 64K engagements "This is beautiful to watch. Congratulations to our super Falcons"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1949369651911074107) 2025-07-27 07:21:57 UTC 423K followers, 34.4K engagements "We moved from daughters hiding whatever was given to them by their boyfriends from their mothers. To mothers shaming their daughters for not collecting anything from their boyfriends. And you think it's okay Your mother is a retired olosho if she does the latter. End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1946654851833708717) 2025-07-19 19:34:18 UTC 423K followers, 64.2K engagements "For every woman that I mentor or that takes my teachings seriously I'll be making one man lucky & happy. Because like I have been saying. Once you marry your wife you'll have no one else to blame but yourself. End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1939751057367675093) 2025-06-30 18:21:05 UTC 422.9K followers, 22.4K engagements "Giving your girlfriend money or spending heavily on her will never stop her from cheating on you. Especially those of you working class men that are dating uni girls. Her school boyfriend is eating your money with her & giving her explosive doggy. Mumu boyfriend. End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1945933269188391037) 2025-07-17 19:46:59 UTC 423K followers, 64.3K engagements "Please read the conversation that I had with a XX year old single father. Ensure that you read to the last screenshot π"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1948851566716617173) 2025-07-25 21:03:16 UTC 423K followers, 107.1K engagements "Let me repeat. A broken hymen is not synonymous to a broken character. What sells a woman is her character upbringing & femininity. Not virginity. Virgins also cheat. If your sole aim of wanting to marry her is because she's a virgin. You'll marry the wrong wife. End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1949000013104705725) 2025-07-26 06:53:08 UTC 423K followers, 107.2K engagements "Dear single mothers "I sacrificed for my child" Does not include selling your vagina to feed that child. End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1948816982570406133) 2025-07-25 18:45:50 UTC 423K followers, 46.5K engagements "If you think I am being dishonest study your man that you know masturbates. You'll notice that even when you give him a head sometimes he'll not attain full erection. Until he touches himself. Is it supposed to be so End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1947271221734719578) 2025-07-21 12:23:32 UTC 423K followers, 79.2K engagements "A cheap woman is the one that expects you to be spending on her because she's sleeping with you as your girlfriend. An expensive & valuable woman is the one that sleeps with you & still invests in & sacrifices for you. If you meet the latter please plan to wife her. End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1945943708983005516) 2025-07-17 20:28:28 UTC 423K followers, 115.2K engagements "I'm really feeling sorry for the young single men that are reading from me. Many of you will just be traumatized. π π π π π π π π π π π π π End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1948390307621462233) 2025-07-24 14:30:23 UTC 423K followers, 112.2K engagements "Future impossible tense. π π π π π π π π π π π π π"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1949154489396498867) 2025-07-26 17:06:58 UTC 423K followers, 57.3K engagements "If I have 20bn I am not just a rich man. I am wealthy man. If I decide not to work anymore I'll not starve. End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1946538971397296503) 2025-07-19 11:53:50 UTC 423K followers, 18.3K engagements "Thank you for sharing @rabboni900. This comment is related to a DM that I don't want to share. A man discovered that his first & last child are SS. Turned out that their father is his wife's ex. She was hell bent on getting married to him. But her father refused. End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1947540097353846791) 2025-07-22 06:11:57 UTC 423K followers, 19.9K engagements "Why you dey thief Maggie comment @KiddoCantMiss9 So you can't think and make your own comment on a simple post like that"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1947610590203035721) 2025-07-22 10:52:04 UTC 423K followers, 25.5K engagements "I am a Nigerian. I am anon. Yet people from different countries commit their hard earned monies towards my community. I am a shinning light of hope to many across the globe. When you're not a criminal people know it. Something your useless influencers can never be. End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1946570440299725118) 2025-07-19 13:58:53 UTC 423K followers, 19K engagements "Most women who maltreat their maids grew up from poverty stricken homes. And they were fortunate to get married to men who provide them with a life that they never dreamt of. "You're eating spaghetti in my house you are enjoying" Is fufu not better than spaghetti End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1947724527745847733) 2025-07-22 18:24:49 UTC 423K followers, 51.6K engagements "Stupid boys. What both of them should have done is to shake hands and say. "guy her toto sweet" Then both of them leave the yeye girl there to go have a drink somewhere. But see them almost fighting for a girl that doesn't rate them. End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1947593958449680885) 2025-07-22 09:45:58 UTC 423K followers, 132.6K engagements "Please read the conversation that I had with a married woman in her 30s. Ensure that you read to the last screenshot π"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1948105575998292427) 2025-07-23 19:38:58 UTC 423K followers, 215.8K engagements "Alright let's move on. Please read this DM from a married man. He did not have sex with his non-virgin wife until marriage. Now they're not sexually compatible & his wife is addicted to porn. He'll always have to finger his wife before she cums. And according to him"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1947250147148087587) 2025-07-21 10:59:47 UTC 423K followers, 47.9K engagements "Marriage should not scare you. What should scare you is getting married to the wrong spouse. That is why you need to stay close to your father if he's still alive. That is why you should cohabit at intervals. That is why you must put money aside & test your commitments. That is why women should not love men. That is why men should stop stealing. That is why if you're not virgins you must test your sexual compatibility. That is why you must know and align with your tribe and religion. That is why you must ask questions & do proper background check before you marry. That is why you must never"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1948639470258901392) 2025-07-25 07:00:28 UTC 423K followers, 235.1K engagements "If your wife toto dey smell bad almost everytime for you she don tire for you. Wife wey dey always respect & see you as better husband & father go always make sure say her toto dey always smell like fresh pineapple. And you go dey alright as a man. Be a man. Good night"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1948137726978499007) 2025-07-23 21:46:43 UTC 423K followers, 33.6K engagements "A delusional man thinks that marrying a woman is as easy as abc because he has money. It's only when he is in the marriage that he'll realise that finding a wife is very difficult. But he has made the lifetime mistake. And he'll live with the consequences forever. End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1948472721383285139) 2025-07-24 19:57:52 UTC 423K followers, 53.7K engagements "There is no where in the religious books that explicitly admonished men to remain virgins until marriage. It's either the religious books hate women or it's being partial. Hence as much as virginity is a personal choice it doesn't make non-virgin women less desirable. End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1949203196221837428) 2025-07-26 20:20:31 UTC 423K followers, 81.8K engagements "I have been reading comments. It's a very complex topic & a lot of factors have to be considered. 1) the age of the lady 2) the man's financial strength 3) the risk of cheating & getting caught 4) possible increase in BCs 5) the man's age Let me break down each of the 5"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1945433923485303107) 2025-07-16 10:42:46 UTC 423K followers, 120.3K engagements "I said "if only you have the evidence of that" But na me still tell women to delete all evidences of cheating. Yet gb is a misogynist. Anyways what do you expect from people that can go for weeks without pouring water on their head"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1948133318911816038) 2025-07-23 21:29:12 UTC 423K followers, 35.7K engagements "you'll be monitoring her & if she doesn't stop you'll send all those evidence to her husband the wives of the men she's cheating with & to blogs. That you mean it. Get evidences of her reply to you and screenshot them. Then block her & remove the sim from your phone. End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1948326620911050969) 2025-07-24 10:17:19 UTC 423K followers, 27.4K engagements "The CEO has resigned. To he honest these were two consenting married adults having a good time. Cold play & his crew invaded their privacy. There are lots of VIPs that attend coveted events. And they do not wish to be in your cameras. Especially not in that state. End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1946950120294973938) 2025-07-20 15:07:35 UTC 423K followers, 91.3K engagements "Plenty single mothers go do hookup this period before September. End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1948759132850295107) 2025-07-25 14:55:58 UTC 423K followers, 101K engagements "So you be Akwa Ibom babe What is the meaning of "Akana itet""  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1946552440905499112) 2025-07-19 12:47:21 UTC 422.9K followers, 25.8K engagements "It's really surprising that a married man is in my DM with an issue like this. Unbelievable"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1948064565344030934) 2025-07-23 16:56:00 UTC 423K followers, 70.7K engagements "This person has been blocked. Some of you are unbelievably too entitled"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1946502493283692808) 2025-07-19 09:28:53 UTC 423K followers, 46.3K engagements "One lady that is dating a married man came to my DM. I asked her how far with the man "I have blocked him. He doesn't know how to cheat. His wife caught him and wanted to embarrass me" π π π π π π π π π π π π End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1946584984950571254) 2025-07-19 14:56:40 UTC 423K followers, 75.8K engagements "Happy married life to you @maa_fio. You "imported" your husband to Ghana. May the love of God never depart from your home. Amen π"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1948350386190086531) 2025-07-24 11:51:45 UTC 423K followers, 17.6K engagements "Submissive wife. The woman really knows what's up. π π π π π π π π π π π π π Credit: naijavibration"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1946142705647595713) 2025-07-18 09:39:13 UTC 423K followers, 274.4K engagements "Yes you made the right decision. No time for pretense & hypocrisy. You are not her rehabilitation center. Other men chopped her & didn't find her worthy to be a wife. E reach your turn she wan dey form holy holy. Ignore her & you'll see that she'll come & fuck you. End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1946851476510277895) 2025-07-20 08:35:37 UTC 423K followers, 93.2K engagements "And if a lady lies that she's a virgin then you marry her & discover that she isn't. That marriage was founded on deceit. It cannot stand"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1946858729976041491) 2025-07-20 09:04:26 UTC 423K followers, 31.1K engagements "Few key things my wife & I knew of each other within one month of dating. 1) genotype 2) real age 3) family background 4) at least one sibling 5) family preferred faith & tribe Ignore these things at early stages & be following bumbum breast & money at your own peril. End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1669400705109565440) 2023-06-15 17:45:18 UTC 422.9K followers, 45.2K engagements "I don't think I will fail this test. π π π π π π π π π π π π π"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1946928707735605319) 2025-07-20 13:42:30 UTC 423K followers, 37.6K engagements "And to those married couples that will go to poor families & request for their child to come live with you so as to help you. You'll be a wicked couple if after many years of serving you you now ask the maid to leave because it's time for him/her to go to the university. End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1947742416494051364) 2025-07-22 19:35:54 UTC 423K followers, 81.2K engagements "Before you cum inside check your incum. End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1948069008626098280) 2025-07-23 17:13:39 UTC 423K followers, 64.7K engagements "The just restored the post. π π π π π π π π π π π π π"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1947333436294758530) 2025-07-21 16:30:45 UTC 423K followers, 29.1K engagements "Na why I kuku delete all my pictures early in 2020 before this page grew. On my personal social media page nothing dey there. I no sabi gb John Doe and gb John Doe no sabi me. Good morning Ezemmuo π"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1947196652021768388) 2025-07-21 07:27:13 UTC 423K followers, 25.2K engagements "You all will eventually know me and my lovely wife. But not until I am done raising my lovely children. By then all these ignorant and envious men and women would have been in their 40s and 50s. And life would have taught them a bitter lesson. Good night"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1947412759312011749) 2025-07-21 21:45:57 UTC 423K followers, 36.9K engagements "Get your girlfriend's phone & search any of these words on her WhatsApp: 1) food 2) craving 3) airtime 4) data 5) gas 6) hungry 7) sharwama 8) suya 9) coldstone 10) room no 11) sick 12) fees 13) rent 14) hair 15) salary 16) tfare/transport 17) sex 18) wig Thank me later. End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1938299598533235183) 2025-06-26 18:13:30 UTC 422.4K followers, 976.4K engagements "My wife is under X years younger than I am. And she respects me more than any living human. Tell your friend to fix up"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1943229904134271010) 2025-07-10 08:44:47 UTC 422.9K followers, 24.7K engagements "It's what it is. And she's not lying. As much as we have criminals everywhere Nigerians are too loud shameless & audacious with their criminality. Often dwarfing our laudable achievements. So don't blame her. End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1946522019090121051) 2025-07-19 10:46:28 UTC 422.9K followers, 18.5K engagements "The only thing that I've done wrong to women is that I said that the consequences of being caught cheating is not the same for men & women. It's not even because I advise men not to spend unnecessarily on women that are not their wives. Women are money privileged. End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1946310844138086777) 2025-07-18 20:47:20 UTC 423K followers, 31.5K engagements "If your mother is asking you to bill your bf your mother is not behaving like a good mother. Do not insult her but learn not to teach your daughter the same. And as a man if your gf's mother is calling you for money fuck her daughter but never marry her. End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1946650771044331739) 2025-07-19 19:18:05 UTC 423K followers, 55.2K engagements "Thank God someone else is confirming it. Don't we all know what we are doing"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1947329007416172835) 2025-07-21 16:13:09 UTC 423K followers, 20.4K engagements "Kai π. This is too painful to watch. A mother did this"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1947556885500252577) 2025-07-22 07:18:40 UTC 423K followers, 145.7K engagements "Listen to the VN of a yahoo boy that was rejected by an Agbafian lady"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1941875668976853121) 2025-07-06 15:03:32 UTC 423K followers, 90.6K engagements "I no even post my son on my status to wish him a happy birthday. Make people wey sabi me and dey follow me no go add X and X together. Even my wife no post anything. π π π π π π π π π π π π End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1946632806735765569) 2025-07-19 18:06:42 UTC 423K followers, 41.3K engagements "Oh God. π π π π π π π π π π π π"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1947633267085103231) 2025-07-22 12:22:10 UTC 423K followers, 28.6K engagements "I'm a "bachelor" throughout this weekend. Family don go spend time somewhere else. Na 1am I go reach house today and tomorrow. I don already start to dey drink my beer. Life is good. End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1946276563231940729) 2025-07-18 18:31:07 UTC 422.5K followers, 53.3K engagements "Let's go back to the topic of this morning. Please listen to Pastor Paul Eneche. I am bringing back this video. And he has been married for almost XX years. End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1941806822957957144) 2025-07-06 10:29:58 UTC 423K followers, 133.4K engagements "Well I do not know about some of you educated men. But for me a lady's style of communication and writing turns me on. As long as you claim to be an educated person I'll always assess you as one. I wouldn't want other educated people to be silently mocking you. End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1947233643723628583) 2025-07-21 09:54:13 UTC 423K followers, 35.9K engagements "I bought one land somewhere for 20m X years ago. It's worth about 50m today. Epe no worth am"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1946297137450348720) 2025-07-18 19:52:52 UTC 423K followers, 129.7K engagements "I lost count. And I was jealous of him. The guy sabi and most of the women have big bumbums. π π π π π π π π π π π π"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1853459248828624900) 2024-11-04 15:28:15 UTC 423K followers, 1.2M engagements "My guy don dey fear. Go and marry your wife ooo. Dem no dey sabi woman finish. Do it afraid and hope for the best. π π π π π π π π π π π"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1948343923752988837) 2025-07-24 11:26:04 UTC 423K followers, 34.4K engagements "Let me use this DM to remind you all that you cannot say that a woman is submissive to you in a relationship. Only a wife can be submissive. While God commands it a man must also show that he has earned it. To reply your DM. Your woman has showed you what she makes but you"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1944359089439379962) 2025-07-13 11:31:46 UTC 423K followers, 97.2K engagements "See what a son of man is sending to me to advise him on. If I advise you make my preeq bend. End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1946832950642839600) 2025-07-20 07:22:00 UTC 423K followers, 214.6K engagements "When a man catches his wife cheating & divorces her. Please know that the fact that he divorced her doesn't mean that he still doesn't love her anymore. When a man truly loves his wife he wouldn't want to hurt her & hurt himself in the process. So he'll let her go. End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1947030802753286521) 2025-07-20 20:28:12 UTC 423K followers, 94.8K engagements "@victorinox_1 If you know any just cast your mind to the person's intelligence and academic performance. You'll see"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1947372267593469970) 2025-07-21 19:05:03 UTC 422.5K followers, 24.5K engagements "One of my side chicks from Uganda. Yummy π"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1946278931587371169) 2025-07-18 18:40:32 UTC 423K followers, 15.2K engagements "Please read previous DMs to understand. God bless this married couple. On December I go flex π"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1946294571366748305) 2025-07-18 19:42:40 UTC 422.5K followers, 34K engagements "Can her husband come out in the public to say. "My wife is older than me" And any marriage that is not yours you're limited to what that couple wants to show you. Including your parents' marriage. End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1946563542775185794) 2025-07-19 13:31:28 UTC 422.9K followers, 27.7K engagements "Congratulations to all parents whose kids are winning different academic prizes at the end of this academic session. Our son won X prizes. I'm still waiting for our daughter's result. Their mama don remind me say I promise her 500k. I no know who send me message o. End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1948017148246307265) 2025-07-23 13:47:35 UTC 423K followers, 49.7K engagements "A XX y/o lady in my DM. L: Sir I have been in talking stage with this man for X months now. Me: una don fuck L: Yes sir many times. L: Sir I need your fatherly advice. He has not officially asked me out. I want to ask him "what are we". I've ignored her DM. End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1949041744609182142) 2025-07-26 09:38:58 UTC 423K followers, 128.3K engagements "Yes it is. And you cannot function well as a man without a wife. If you do not wish to get married make sure you have a mistress at least. But old age is a bad experience without a wife. And your children need a good mother. End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1938891337173987779) 2025-06-28 09:24:52 UTC 422.9K followers, 67.8K engagements "If you can try and confirm your parents' genotype and they're are both AA then you're a product of paternity fraud. But if both are AS or one is AS then it's possible. You all are lucky. End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1948032110595330106) 2025-07-23 14:47:02 UTC 423K followers, 31.8K engagements "Women don't love men. But that doesn't mean that if your woman says. "I love you darling" Then you'll not respond by saying. "I love you too my baby" Just know & recognize why she's saying it. It's either you have given her money good sex or she misses sex. End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1945980924945997972) 2025-07-17 22:56:21 UTC 423K followers, 234K engagements "Please read this DM. Tell him if you're in support of his plan or suggest to him what other things he should do. End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1946133803392471315) 2025-07-18 09:03:50 UTC 422.5K followers, 38.8K engagements "Oga next time please type like a proper adult. Anyways please read π"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1946910058383618265) 2025-07-20 12:28:24 UTC 423K followers, 34.7K engagements "A married woman (MW) is in my DM. MW: Sir my MIL calls my father by his name and I don't like it. Me: Is your MIL older than your father MW: Yes she's older than him. Please is her MIL wrong or being disrespectful to her father Yes or No state your reasonsπ"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1948738646611300485) 2025-07-25 13:34:33 UTC 423K followers, 132.2K engagements "Please break up with her. She feels because she's sleeping with you then you must help her pay off her debt. She's going to cheat on you anyways. Because you don't have money to help her service her debt. End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1947401635023700197) 2025-07-21 21:01:45 UTC 423K followers, 35.2K engagements "Please read from a XX year old man that just caught his girlfriend giving her boss explosive doggy in her boyfriend's house"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1948434986039677262) 2025-07-24 17:27:55 UTC 423K followers, 71.2K engagements "A man is supposed to rely on his wife and a wife is supposed to depend on her husband. Where a man depends on his wife and the wife relies on her husband that marriage is dysfunctional. The wife has become the husband and the husband has become the wife. End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1949213755859984796) 2025-07-26 21:02:28 UTC 423K followers, 65.9K engagements "Naaa I don't like Campari. It tastes like medicine. I don't know what you people enjoy in it"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1946281003401535831) 2025-07-18 18:48:46 UTC 422.5K followers, 21.8K engagements "But that doesn't mean that if your gf or wife says that she loves you then she's deceiving you. Or that you should react badly to it. Tell her that you love her too. But learn that what you meant is not what she meant. Do not get carried away. Otherwise you'll cry. End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1948844906341925324) 2025-07-25 20:36:48 UTC 423K followers, 39.3K engagements "But I think this is something husbands should try to do if they can. Dash your wives money each time your kids make you proud in their academics. Especially if she's a housewife. I'm not talking about those wives that stay at home to watch telemubdo & zee world all day. End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1948019769464000849) 2025-07-23 13:58:00 UTC 423K followers, 32.8K engagements "The Government needs to do something for parents. This practice of us buying text books for every child is extortion. My elder siblings passed their textbooks to me and I did same to my younger siblings. I don't understand at all ooo. Books just full my house. End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1948723664599294450) 2025-07-25 12:35:01 UTC 423K followers, 57K engagements "Despite all the stray bullets wey I fire university babes yesterday this one still no give up on Zaddy π"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1946245751874396237) 2025-07-18 16:28:41 UTC 423K followers, 86.4K engagements "A single lady's experience with a Nigerian man in the UK π"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1945883724651880825) 2025-07-17 16:30:07 UTC 422.9K followers, 55.3K engagements "It's @Sucre_Agbo's birthday today. And she shares same birthday with my son. Thank you for the kind wishes to my son. You and your husband will soon have your first child & I pray it'll be a boy. And he'll make both of you proud. May God continue to bless you. Amen π"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1946458262645191067) 2025-07-19 06:33:07 UTC 422.5K followers, 36.3K engagements "Na why some of una dey enter my DM dey write: "I goes to the market" "I comes to your house" "Am hungry" "Am not at home last week" Plus plenty bad English wey una dey speak. No send your pikin go better school if you can afford it. Use am play sporty bet. End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1948681364158501025) 2025-07-25 09:46:56 UTC 423K followers, 35.3K engagements "It was a day late from what I predicted. And na me cause am. My mouth no good. π π π π π π π π π π π π"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1946130110425215353) 2025-07-18 08:49:10 UTC 422.6K followers, 26.4K engagements "I still dey reason that DM. You toast babe she no gree for you. Your friend like the babe na you still connect X of dem. E fuck the babe wotowoto still dump am. Babe still dey fuck other men. You still dey pay her rent & other bills. And you still never fuck. Oh Chim π"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1946894866937528414) 2025-07-20 11:28:02 UTC 423K followers, 117.7K engagements "What a dream. π π π π π π π π π π π π"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1947572763490754565) 2025-07-22 08:21:45 UTC 423K followers, 23.6K engagements "No one is anonymous on the internet. If the police or other security agencies wants to trace me they can. But I'll not be the one to do that by myself. I am not a criminal. If I was they would have exposed me. So you're right. End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1946627388705472746) 2025-07-19 17:45:10 UTC 423K followers, 31K engagements "6am: good morning my angel how was your nightπ 12pm: good afternoon my pumpkin have you eatenπ 6pm: good evening my lollipop how was your dayπ 10pm: my love I want you to dream of me as you sleep.π Next day you repeat same thing. You'll just irritate her. End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1945763691237880159) 2025-07-17 08:33:09 UTC 423K followers, 439.3K engagements "All you young men just dey smoke igbo for nothing. Una no dey use am reason wetin go give una sense. Na to dey reason the next toto wey una go fuck. If una dey use the igbo wey una dey smoke well well una suppose dey feel me. I no talk say I dey smoke igbo ooo. End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1947047671530922054) 2025-07-20 21:35:13 UTC 423K followers, 44.5K engagements "I dey see things for my DM ooo. π π π π π π π π π π π"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1946587268757463140) 2025-07-19 15:05:45 UTC 423K followers, 45.6K engagements "There is this XX year old very pretty lady that lives in London. She's Yoruba Christian AA genotype and O+ blood group. Very respectful lady. But I feel disappointed that I cannot trust my instinct anymore about a lot of you single men. Una don too disappoint me. End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1945863974748070376) 2025-07-17 15:11:38 UTC 422.5K followers, 77.6K engagements "It's Kaena's birthday today. She has been here for a long time. She was highly instrumental towards the success of our Agbafian day events held in Lagos. She's also my side chick. On this special day @shyvvonnety may God continue to bless & uplift you. Happy birthday β€"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1947917076535869506) 2025-07-23 07:09:56 UTC 423K followers, 125.6K engagements "Please read from a XX year old man living with the sickle cell disease. Ensure that you read to the last screenshot π"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1947985843819536538) 2025-07-23 11:43:11 UTC 423K followers, 70.7K engagements "So na X million naira she dey call small money π π π π π π π π π π @Mosclin"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1948425218289996036) 2025-07-24 16:49:06 UTC 423K followers, 75K engagements "A jobless man will hardly find a wife. And to some extent a girlfriend. But jobless women get married every weekend. And jobless girls eat free meals & enjoy expensive vacations. But these women want the privileges of cheating that men have. It can't work. End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1946313219519168579) 2025-07-18 20:56:46 UTC 423K followers, 142.5K engagements "Una don dey fuck una woman before and as you cum finish like this for your mind you just say. "This is the last time that I will fuck this woman" Because you don cum and you don tire. But X days after. You don dey miss her toto again. π π π π π π π π π End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1949191838600245477) 2025-07-26 19:35:23 UTC 423K followers, 57.8K engagements "1) You'll wake in the morning & someone greets good morning sweetie. 2) Your bath water is ready for you. 3) You come out of the bathroom & your boxers and singlet are waiting for you. 4) You are about to leave for work & your lunch box is packed for you. 5) You'll travel for days weeks or months & you are at peace because you know that your lovely kids are in safe hands. 6) You come back home tired from work or travel & you're welcomed to a clean house with your favorite meal ready for you & your kids jumping up and down because daddy is back. 7) You go out to cheat & fuck all sorts of women"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1942674144455172106) 2025-07-08 19:56:23 UTC 423K followers, 458.7K engagements "If you're having sex with a man & his eyes are closed. He's only fucking you physically but fucking someone else in his mind & imaginations. This is common with mature men who masturbate. And most times they do not attain full erection unless they stroke themselves. End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1947267593817194940) 2025-07-21 12:09:07 UTC 423K followers, 58.7K engagements "Notice that I asked her if she has cheated on her husband. Nothing in her DM suggested that as a possibility. But I saw it & that's why I asked her. Thankfully she was gracious enough to admit it. I wasn't supposed to share her DM. But I wanted men to learn. End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1948125510069878848) 2025-07-23 20:58:10 UTC 423K followers, 147.5K engagements "I do think that the government should make a law that criminalizes the deliberate choice of married couples who are a genotype mismatch & decide to have children. Let old "sins" pass away. But going forward it should be a crime. Ignorance is no longer an excuse. End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1947547370964558013) 2025-07-22 06:40:51 UTC 423K followers, 28.9K engagements "Cohabiting will help you know if: 1) your man changes his boxers everyday. 2) your girlfriend uses only tissue to wipe her vagina when she urinates. 3) your man or woman can stay from morning till evening without brushing their teeth. 4) he or she snores heavily. 5) he or she doesn't flush the toilet after shitting. 6) he or she takes their bath once or twice a day or not at all till they want to go out. 7) she can cook varieties of meals. 8) two of you can stay for days without sex and still be happy with each other. 9) he is the type of man that will go out to eat drink with friends and"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1944026360718000487) 2025-07-12 13:29:37 UTC 423K followers, 144.6K engagements "Get out of here. Olosho hypocrite. Blocked"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1945957364164698209) 2025-07-17 21:22:44 UTC 422.9K followers, 24.3K engagements "A man can betray his fellow man because of sex far more than he'll betray him because of money. End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1907110274802257979) 2025-04-01 16:38:16 UTC 423K followers, 185.3K engagements "On the married man with X failed marriages & with 3rd almost falling. Please take some time to read the DM. Yes you have an authority as the head of the home. But the authority is for you to lead your wife with love & kindness. Not for you to control her like a slave. End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1946520266147823794) 2025-07-19 10:39:30 UTC 423K followers, 50.8K engagements "Please read the conversation that I had with a XX year old married man. Ensure that you read to the last screenshot π"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1948298741334659243) 2025-07-24 08:26:32 UTC 423K followers, 116.8K engagements "Amuwo Odofin and Lekki Harbour the highest concentration of cheating married women in Lagos. End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1946873461328023682) 2025-07-20 10:02:58 UTC 423K followers, 306.8K engagements "This simp doesn't even know that his DM has been posted. He's waiting for me to reply him as a special man that he thinks he is. He even sent the DM 3ce. The last one was hours after I had posted the DM. That's why they don't learn anything. But come to my DM to stress me"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1946912706440683809) 2025-07-20 12:38:55 UTC 423K followers, 44.8K engagements "This one touches me and I feel for him. Let me tell you. My wife is a very beautiful woman. It took us some years after graduation before we got married. Both of us were still under XX when we got married. In your case you're XX and your girlfriend is XX. Your"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1742435832248615076) 2024-01-03 06:40:49 UTC 422.7K followers, 161K engagements "Alright let me do this again. If you're a single lady above XX. You are not in any serious relationship. Please share your beautiful picture under this post. State your location (state or country) tribe and religion. May your future husband locate you. Amen π"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1929810972920717693) 2025-06-03 08:02:44 UTC 423K followers, 3.9M engagements "π π π π π π π π π π π π I don't know"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1948772079282585661) 2025-07-25 15:47:24 UTC 423K followers, 29.3K engagements "Millions of couples in Africa are very guilty of this. Including thousands of you following me. Read it again & search your conscience. You'll be very wicked if you do it. Especially if that maid has been kind to you. If you know that you'll be guilty get a paid nanny"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1947752809891258372) 2025-07-22 20:17:12 UTC 423K followers, 29.5K engagements "Shebi you don read am now abi @De__Plugg. Your eye don clear abi"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1948312437553344561) 2025-07-24 09:20:57 UTC 423K followers, 20.1K engagements "Please read the conversation that I had with a XX year old single mother π"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1947618871608738040) 2025-07-22 11:24:58 UTC 423K followers, 110.6K engagements "If any lady tells you that pre-marital sex is fornication. Ask her if she has ever kissed a man or if a man has fondled her breasts before. It's also fornication. End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1945950840017039757) 2025-07-17 20:56:48 UTC 423K followers, 119.6K engagements "Na why I talk say any man wey marry you no know wetin God do for am. I am beginning to consider polygamy because of you"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1946662882827014183) 2025-07-19 20:06:13 UTC 423K followers, 27.9K engagements "May your beloved father's soul rest in peace π @dwayne4real08"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1949358528931504625) 2025-07-27 06:37:45 UTC 423K followers, 12.2K engagements "Virginity is not sexual purity. Virginity is not necessarily the presence of the hymen. Virginity for a woman is when a penis has not penetrated her vagina. No adult human is sexually pure. End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1948795352695414947) 2025-07-25 17:19:53 UTC 423K followers, 32.2K engagements "I don't know who wants to murder my wife and I. Thrice we have noticed that my wife's front tyres had loose nuts & she had one of the tyres pull out on a high way. Yesterday it was my car. I sensed it & quickly parked to get a vulcanizer to check the tyres. End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1947346562419511804) 2025-07-21 17:22:55 UTC 423K followers, 144.6K engagements "Dear fathers Have you seen the school fees that you'll pay next academic session You still wan born another one abi My wife sent me the list when I was in a bar last night. The beer I was drinking suddenly became sour in my mouth. π π π π π π π π π π π End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1948674262773964831) 2025-07-25 09:18:43 UTC 423K followers, 104.6K engagements "What if I told you that one skill could change your income level forever Yes just one. And its VIDEO EDITING. This training is not just another class its a gateway to earning in naira & dollars from the comfort of your home Youll learn how to create content people cant scroll past and get paid for it β No experience needed β Learn at your pace β Monetize globally β Lifetime access to training materials β Lifetime access to support Group Ready to become in-demand Tap the link to begin ππ½ππ½ππ½ Registration Ends Soon"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1949024553478365287) 2025-07-26 08:30:39 UTC 423K followers, 79K engagements "Check all the issues that you have in this life and see if N20m can solve them. You'll realise that someone who has 20m is not a rich man. End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1946536982886199576) 2025-07-19 11:45:56 UTC 422.9K followers, 96.1K engagements "To all those married men wey dey travel across the country or the world. And una dey save those babes names as: Blessing Asaba Rukkayat Kano Bola Ekiti Naomi Ghana Cthembie South Africa Sylvia Hookup Dianne US I dey hail ooo πππ"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1949199071782355386) 2025-07-26 20:04:07 UTC 423K followers, 20.3K engagements "Another question. Is it truly a myth that most persons with sickle cell disease will not survive beyond XX years of age As a child this is what I was told. And I lost a childhood friend at XX. He made straight As in his WAEC and died in his 2nd year in uni. End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1947376406067044480) 2025-07-21 19:21:30 UTC 423K followers, 117.2K engagements "How is it your fucking business If I ask you to come to my DM to shake your bumbum for me will you not gladly do it Even my lovely wife is not complaining. Jealousy"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1946267881525641610) 2025-07-18 17:56:37 UTC 422.6K followers, 22.6K engagements "Dear young men. Please save this screenshot somewhere you can easily retrieve it. It's a life hack"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1945565730692382793) 2025-07-16 19:26:31 UTC 423K followers, 149.5K engagements "Oh God. π π π π π π π π π π π π π"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1946556396486430800) 2025-07-19 13:03:04 UTC 422.9K followers, 66.7K engagements "We are a family of X. And I spend not less than 800k every month for just basic things that are not considered luxury. So I may tend to agree with you. Our economy has really tanked. And it's bad"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1946543619684380744) 2025-07-19 12:12:18 UTC 422.8K followers, 88.6K engagements "Because I don't understand. How do you leave your house that you pay rent for then move into a woman's house because she feels her apartment is better than yours By doing so you have signed up for a lifetime of disrespect & humiliation. Wear your "rags" with pride. End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1947637425821651389) 2025-07-22 12:38:42 UTC 423K followers, 36.5K engagements "Look at the foolish small boys. They have been on X years before I came. See them struggling to be relevant while I keep rising. Stupid boys that were following me but I put them in their places and sent them to my block industry. Now they have been crying. π π π π π"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1948493317886394651) 2025-07-24 21:19:42 UTC 423K followers, 76.2K engagements "A very lovely video. I enjoyed watching it. π π π π π π π π π π π π π"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1943707067379810760) 2025-07-11 16:20:51 UTC 423K followers, 283.2K engagements "University girls are the biggest cheats. They can cheat for indomie moimoi garri groundnut and sugar. End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1945938385777954960) 2025-07-17 20:07:19 UTC 423K followers, 220.3K engagements "Omo. I don high. Make I dey rock my life for where I dey. This "bachelor" life sweet. My wife don call me. "Sweetie I know that you're not at home. Please be safe" She just dey make my conscience dey feel guilty. But I get strong head. All die na die. End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1946330135218569467) 2025-07-18 22:03:59 UTC 422.5K followers, 38.8K engagements "Chinaza just sent me a video of herself. She's such a gorgeous lady π"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1945580598367531392) 2025-07-16 20:25:36 UTC 422.9K followers, 21.3K engagements "Naaa. I don't think it has anything to do with what I do on X. But my wife have made some plans to see how this has been happening. That's all I will say"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1947362973258838304) 2025-07-21 18:28:07 UTC 423K followers, 24K engagements "Please post this on your status so that your mumu male friends can see it"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1946839198339596292) 2025-07-20 07:46:50 UTC 423K followers, 80.9K engagements "When you see more comments than likes you go really know say this matter vex everybody. π π π π π π π π π π π π π"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1946843634055414104) 2025-07-20 08:04:27 UTC 422.9K followers, 23.5K engagements "Come back by tomorrow evening or next. It'll be 418k. I grow by 1k every XX hours or less than XX hours. Until I throw one heavy nuclear bomb. π π π π π π π π π π π π π"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1943052516633256116) 2025-07-09 20:59:54 UTC 422.8K followers, 31.3K engagements "If you know that the girlfriend that you're dating has cheated on you and you forgave her please break up with her now. Even if you have not yet caught her cheating again. Break up with her & tell her that it's over. Do not say that you were not warned. End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1948463023481651541) 2025-07-24 19:19:20 UTC 423K followers, 280.8K engagements "I don't know if this new law in Jigawa state was inspired by my tweet. But it's a welcome development. Other states should take a cue. End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1948371820047933871) 2025-07-24 13:16:55 UTC 423K followers, 26.8K engagements "So no be only women dey fall in love with abroad men. Men too dey fall in love with abroad women. My friend go and try your luck somewhere else ooo. π π π π π π π π π π π π π"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1946148862936150378) 2025-07-18 10:03:41 UTC 422.9K followers, 53K engagements "If outsiders can differentiate between your underage maid and your children. You're a wicked person. End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1947763864340402467) 2025-07-22 21:01:07 UTC 423K followers, 69.1K engagements "Another question. You can tell your woman that you're not her mate and she'll not feel offended by it. Assuming that she's older than you are and she tells you that she's not your mate. Should you feel offended by it Did she lie End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1946560504912118043) 2025-07-19 13:19:24 UTC 423K followers, 35.2K engagements "I'm just seeing a post of a Yoruba king that died. And according to their tradition a man is supposed to be buried with him. They said that the man attempted to flee. π π π π π π π π π π π π End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1945464622980432014) 2025-07-16 12:44:45 UTC 422.5K followers, 291.5K engagements "I don dey miss my family. I never chop since last night. E get one of my side chicks wey her house no too far from my house. Na today God go punish anonymous. End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1946613133663162864) 2025-07-19 16:48:32 UTC 422.9K followers, 44.6K engagements "A relationship well intended & healthy is not a distraction for young men and women. When I met my wife in school we were very young. It was in my 2nd semester of XXX level. Because I was young and in love it affected my 2nd semester GPA. That GPA happened to be the"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1943970093764878809) 2025-07-12 09:46:02 UTC 422.9K followers, 369.6K engagements "A woman should not be your ladder to success. Have your own ladder even if it's rickety. Then she can spot edges that are broken & see if she can help fix them for you. So that you'll not fall while climbing. As she climbs behind you. End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1947631521856209191) 2025-07-22 12:15:14 UTC 423K followers, 45.7K engagements "Please stop using this emoji as a man. It's irritating to see. Ahhh"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1946663957642485947) 2025-07-19 20:10:29 UTC 423K followers, 77.4K engagements "He broke up with his lovely girlfriend of almost one year because of genotype mismatch"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1947396060973801480) 2025-07-21 20:39:36 UTC 423K followers, 43.8K engagements "Happy birthday to you and your lovely wife. May God continue to bless you and your marriage. Amen π"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1948323937936462287) 2025-07-24 10:06:39 UTC 423K followers, 21.8K engagements "That's why when you read a lot of DMs from married people and after telling them exactly what is going on in their marriage & the possible consequences they will still say. "I don't know what to do". Do nothing. End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1948309438290415738) 2025-07-24 09:09:02 UTC 423K followers, 23.3K engagements "If you see your woman cheating on you with another man even if she's your wife. By all means do not try to attack the man. It's painful but control your anger. No woman is worth fighting for because she's cheating on you. It's a stupid way to die or to get injured. End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1947607959741104277) 2025-07-22 10:41:37 UTC 423K followers, 118.1K engagements "Until you accept that women don't love men & they shouldn't. Many will continue to marry to the wrong spouse. My lovely wife doesn't love me. And I'm fine with that. I love her regardless of how I feel. And she respects & submits to me regardless of how she feels End"  [@jon_d_doe](/creator/x/jon_d_doe) on [X](/post/tweet/1948831569646411830) 2025-07-25 19:43:48 UTC 423K followers, 159.3K engagements
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@jon_d_doe
"Men who are sexually attracted to you will have sex because they want to cum. If he's addicted to watching porn of women with big bumbum & yours is small. He'll be imagining the women with bumbum while he's giving you doggy. Sexual attraction Sexual compatibility. End" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-21 12:51:49 UTC 423K followers, 43.4K engagements
"Why is it that most sickle cell carriers are above average in intelligence Is there any scientific explanation for it Please let's discuss" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-21 19:01:25 UTC 423K followers, 233.6K engagements
"Grab a tissue before you read this DM. Good night" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-22 22:36:05 UTC 423K followers, 166.7K engagements
"@promise_ben10 Who told you that You think private schools are not regulated by the government Every school is regulated and report to the ministry of education" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-25 13:01:38 UTC 423K followers, XXX engagements
"Please read this DM. It's from a XX year old man who hacked his married elder sister's WhatsApp and discovered that she has been cheating on her husband. I'll be brief with my advice to you. Get a new line and send all those evidences to her. Since you live in the US it may" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-24 10:17:17 UTC 423K followers, 130.8K engagements
"It's because your wife loves you that is why she has been the one providing for you. While you're busy playing sporty bet sitting at home watching TV and fucking small girls with her money. Then shouting everyday at home that you're the MAN. Who dash you man End" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-25 19:54:37 UTC 423K followers, 33.2K engagements
"9 years wasted. She be dey use "gb said we should delete all evidences of cheating" but dey vex for my teachings. Now dem never leave you Good riddance to bad rubbish. End" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-17 18:11:15 UTC 423K followers, 95.7K engagements
"If a man that is over XX years old is saying that he wants to marry you please demand for these things: 1) his fertility test result 2) his original birth certificate 3) his legitimate monthly income 4) his genotype Do not listen to him if he is giving any excuses. End" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-14 21:52:22 UTC 423K followers, 362.9K engagements
"Any lady that is above XX and in a serious relationship and still cheating. Is a very stupid lady. End" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-17 18:33:45 UTC 423K followers, 190.9K engagements
"I want to place a bet. If I don't get to 420k followers on or before midnight on Wednesday I'll give that person 100k. If I do you'll give whomever I choose 100k. Deal" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-12 20:54:28 UTC 422.9K followers, 97.8K engagements
"My wife was at least 5yrs ahead of me in marriage when we were still dating. Meaning as at the time she was ready I clearly wasn't. But I never gave in to any pressures (she didn't give me any). Do not allow women set you up for failure if you're not ready to settle down" @jon_d_doe on X 2023-02-20 14:03:11 UTC 423K followers, 654.9K engagements
"You young men must learn a lesson. Anyways I love the revenge that he's planning. I am not sharing that part because I want the girl to cry. End" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-25 08:10:42 UTC 423K followers, 73.5K engagements
"In relationship men need to work 2ce as hard as women to keep the relationship because the onus is on men to find a wife. In marriage women need to work 2ce as hard as men to keep the marriage because the onus is on women to build the home. But roles must be maintained" @jon_d_doe on X 2023-09-23 08:19:18 UTC 423K followers, 157.8K engagements
"If you're over XX and dating & sleeping with a teenager you are in a master-slave relationship. If you want to claim that our parents married teenagers why not go straight to the parents of the girl and ask to marry her How did you even woo her What did you say Agbaya" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-18 16:08:31 UTC 422.9K followers, 101.2K engagements
"Please read the conversation that I had with a XX year old married woman π" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-27 11:14:56 UTC 423K followers, 42.5K engagements
"No sex before marriage is an exclusive preserve for virgin women. I don't want to dwell on exceptions. End" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-20 08:54:40 UTC 423K followers, 154.6K engagements
"Omo. I really do not know what happened to men. Please read to the last screenshot π" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-22 09:10:10 UTC 423K followers, 80K engagements
"The duscussion we're having tonight is a sad one. I am AA same is my wife. But I want to beg those of you that are still single. It doesn't matter if that person is the best thing that has ever happened to you. If your genotypes are a mismatch kiss each other goodbye. End" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-21 19:59:23 UTC 423K followers, 310.4K engagements
"Do not cheat in the presence of your male friends who pretend like they don't cheat. They'll snitch on you. Destroy your relationship or marriage. Especially if you have a woman that both you and them know is a rare gem. End" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-18 19:30:21 UTC 423K followers, 82.1K engagements
"This is good. I was XX when in JSS1. This means most students will be entering university from age XX. The government needs to also force employers in the private sector to increase the max age requirement for new employees from XX to XX. Because. ASUU. End" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-25 13:11:42 UTC 423K followers, 75.4K engagements
""If a man finds out dt u cheat on hm buh he say he hs forgive u n I tld hm dt am no longa interest in d rship n dis man as bn begging me X accept hm bk n dt I shud cm X is huz X c hm n we tok. I nd ur advice n tot on dis". How will you feel if you receive a DM like this End" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-21 09:05:45 UTC 423K followers, 91.5K engagements
"I don kk talk this thing plenty times. "I need my woman to be fit" She go soon give you Gonorrhea. End" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-20 09:41:13 UTC 423K followers, 401.9K engagements
"Now you've seen why I ignored your previous DMs. End" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-26 09:06:04 UTC 423K followers, 45.1K engagements
"Na spaghetti chicken & egg @praizeomega593 take fuck one university babe. π π π π π π π π π π π π π" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-17 20:18:11 UTC 422.5K followers, 45.7K engagements
"This is the tik tok page of the wicked wife and mother that humiliated that little girl" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-22 21:15:49 UTC 423K followers, 146.1K engagements
"You do not need to love a man & you shouldn't. Look at the man that you're dating critically. Do you respect him Are you afraid to lose him Does he do anything legitimate Is he older than you are Does being with him give you peace If so then he's the one. End" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-13 09:09:09 UTC 423K followers, 106.3K engagements
"She has seen that the young man is a potential husband & doing fairly well for himself with a brighter future. Then she wants to make him see her as a "virtuous" woman who deserves to be his wife. While she goes behind him to be collecting preeqs. Men wise up. End" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-20 09:16:50 UTC 422.9K followers, 55.4K engagements
"Please read the conversation that I had with a XX year old married man π" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-21 14:23:56 UTC 423K followers, 74.9K engagements
"Last night we all read a DM from a XX year old married man whose recalcitrant wife wanted to get him fired from his work place. This is a marriage that is just a year old. She also hid the fact that her parents are no longer together from him. Meaning she knew that it was" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-07 11:38:19 UTC 422.5K followers, 263.8K engagements
"You see that money miss road small boy that has refused to get himself properly educated That his graduate gf will cheat on him excessively. He thinks money will buy him faithfulness. He doesn't know that the girl is much higher than him in social class & in intellect. End" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-21 17:04:06 UTC 423K followers, 120.8K engagements
"This page for me is real life in digital form. I enjoy it. I have created something on social media that no one else has ever created. And I did that with your support love envy and hatred. Anyday that I deactivate this page you all will beg for my return. End" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-23 20:53:14 UTC 423K followers, 29.5K engagements
"If your mother is older than your father your father most likely didn't know before he married her. And even if he knew about it is it something that your father or mother are proud to say outside Then why do you think that it's okay to marry an older woman End" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-19 13:13:02 UTC 423K followers, 87.1K engagements
"I'll post pictures like this on my page when I am XX. If anyone like that time make dem drag me. I would have finished raising my children. For now make I just dey admire you. Na red light district pictures I go post sef. Me and my lovely wife" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-21 21:32:39 UTC 423K followers, 33.5K engagements
"This woman is really wicked. See another video" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-22 21:37:44 UTC 423K followers, 63.2K engagements
"Dear university or other tertiary institution lecturers. Do you sometimes experience your students writing in abbreviations when marking their scripts" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-18 08:25:19 UTC 423K followers, 87K engagements
"This DM is very important. Do not take it for granted. I've seen it happen many times. End" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-20 10:53:11 UTC 423K followers, 126.1K engagements
"Go to a prostitute house tonight. If she says her price is 20k tell her that you'll give her 50k. Then fuck her to oblivion. She'll tell you that she loves you. End" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-25 20:17:00 UTC 423K followers, 82.5K engagements
"Don't mind the white pig ooo. I just blocked her this morning. She is a bloody liar. Na those idiot influencers wey dey lick her smelly white toto I blame. π π π π π π π π π π π π π" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-19 14:42:07 UTC 422.9K followers, 23.3K engagements
"If you notice I don't write using big grammar neither am I verbose. I am very conscious of my audience & I write in very simple terms that even those with limited education can understand. I even apologise when I make typos. But I don't write like I have leprosy. End" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-20 13:13:06 UTC 423K followers, 29.3K engagements
"Last year a man introduced a lady that is X years older than he is to my page. And it was around the time I was constantly hitting on men dating older ladies. The lady got frustrated & broke up with him. The man came to my DM to thank me. I did not share the DM. πππππ" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-18 12:22:40 UTC 422.6K followers, 39.8K engagements
"Both of you are young & young in marriage. A man regardless of his age will always love to watch naked women. This is why hoes make money from OF. As you said it's not affecting your sex life. So you don't have to worry much. You can ask to watch with him too. End" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-19 14:25:18 UTC 423K followers, 24K engagements
"Don't tell me that an adult doesn't know that "dat" is not the spelling of "that". Even a primary school pupil knows this. It would have been better if he typed in pidgin. It's not a proper way to write. It's a deliberate act & it reduces my IQ. End" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-20 12:46:18 UTC 423K followers, 26.5K engagements
"A married woman bought a land but asked her husband to finalize the documents. The husband put his name as the buyer & his wife as witness. She built a house on the land & they moved in. Now she is thinking of divorcing her husband. Who owns the house" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-23 18:29:11 UTC 423K followers, 170.4K engagements
"Please read this DM to the last screenshot. It's unfortunate that some of you may be making this same mistake right now. You go into relationships that you know quite well that your parents won't consent to & start to disobey your parents & gaslighting them into accepting" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-16 15:57:41 UTC 423K followers, 77.2K engagements
"Now now now π π π π π π π π π π π π π" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-18 18:36:31 UTC 422.5K followers, 22.8K engagements
"So to you someone who has 20m is a rich man" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-19 11:38:08 UTC 422.9K followers, 24K engagements
"A sad read. I honestly do not know how to advise him. Please be kind with your words. End" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-15 19:09:31 UTC 422.5K followers, 89.9K engagements
"I'll think about your suggestion later but I agree with you. The fact that I get more DMs from married men than from single men & more from single women than from married women should be an eye opener for them. But they're still busy doing "fine boy no pimples". End" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-25 06:23:06 UTC 423K followers, 37.8K engagements
"A man and a woman can be colleagues. A man and a woman can be coursemates. A man and a woman can be good neighbors. A man and woman can be acquaintances. A man and a woman can never be friends. If you need a woman as a friend please let her be your girlfriend or fiance" @jon_d_doe on X 2023-05-23 10:14:05 UTC 422.5K followers, 652.4K engagements
"So na so she break your heart πππππππππ" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-24 16:51:26 UTC 423K followers, 64K engagements
"This is beautiful to watch. Congratulations to our super Falcons" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-27 07:21:57 UTC 423K followers, 34.4K engagements
"We moved from daughters hiding whatever was given to them by their boyfriends from their mothers. To mothers shaming their daughters for not collecting anything from their boyfriends. And you think it's okay Your mother is a retired olosho if she does the latter. End" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-19 19:34:18 UTC 423K followers, 64.2K engagements
"For every woman that I mentor or that takes my teachings seriously I'll be making one man lucky & happy. Because like I have been saying. Once you marry your wife you'll have no one else to blame but yourself. End" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-06-30 18:21:05 UTC 422.9K followers, 22.4K engagements
"Giving your girlfriend money or spending heavily on her will never stop her from cheating on you. Especially those of you working class men that are dating uni girls. Her school boyfriend is eating your money with her & giving her explosive doggy. Mumu boyfriend. End" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-17 19:46:59 UTC 423K followers, 64.3K engagements
"Please read the conversation that I had with a XX year old single father. Ensure that you read to the last screenshot π" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-25 21:03:16 UTC 423K followers, 107.1K engagements
"Let me repeat. A broken hymen is not synonymous to a broken character. What sells a woman is her character upbringing & femininity. Not virginity. Virgins also cheat. If your sole aim of wanting to marry her is because she's a virgin. You'll marry the wrong wife. End" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-26 06:53:08 UTC 423K followers, 107.2K engagements
"Dear single mothers "I sacrificed for my child" Does not include selling your vagina to feed that child. End" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-25 18:45:50 UTC 423K followers, 46.5K engagements
"If you think I am being dishonest study your man that you know masturbates. You'll notice that even when you give him a head sometimes he'll not attain full erection. Until he touches himself. Is it supposed to be so End" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-21 12:23:32 UTC 423K followers, 79.2K engagements
"A cheap woman is the one that expects you to be spending on her because she's sleeping with you as your girlfriend. An expensive & valuable woman is the one that sleeps with you & still invests in & sacrifices for you. If you meet the latter please plan to wife her. End" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-17 20:28:28 UTC 423K followers, 115.2K engagements
"I'm really feeling sorry for the young single men that are reading from me. Many of you will just be traumatized. π π π π π π π π π π π π π End" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-24 14:30:23 UTC 423K followers, 112.2K engagements
"Future impossible tense. π π π π π π π π π π π π π" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-26 17:06:58 UTC 423K followers, 57.3K engagements
"If I have 20bn I am not just a rich man. I am wealthy man. If I decide not to work anymore I'll not starve. End" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-19 11:53:50 UTC 423K followers, 18.3K engagements
"Thank you for sharing @rabboni900. This comment is related to a DM that I don't want to share. A man discovered that his first & last child are SS. Turned out that their father is his wife's ex. She was hell bent on getting married to him. But her father refused. End" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-22 06:11:57 UTC 423K followers, 19.9K engagements
"Why you dey thief Maggie comment @KiddoCantMiss9 So you can't think and make your own comment on a simple post like that" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-22 10:52:04 UTC 423K followers, 25.5K engagements
"I am a Nigerian. I am anon. Yet people from different countries commit their hard earned monies towards my community. I am a shinning light of hope to many across the globe. When you're not a criminal people know it. Something your useless influencers can never be. End" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-19 13:58:53 UTC 423K followers, 19K engagements
"Most women who maltreat their maids grew up from poverty stricken homes. And they were fortunate to get married to men who provide them with a life that they never dreamt of. "You're eating spaghetti in my house you are enjoying" Is fufu not better than spaghetti End" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-22 18:24:49 UTC 423K followers, 51.6K engagements
"Stupid boys. What both of them should have done is to shake hands and say. "guy her toto sweet" Then both of them leave the yeye girl there to go have a drink somewhere. But see them almost fighting for a girl that doesn't rate them. End" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-22 09:45:58 UTC 423K followers, 132.6K engagements
"Please read the conversation that I had with a married woman in her 30s. Ensure that you read to the last screenshot π" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-23 19:38:58 UTC 423K followers, 215.8K engagements
"Alright let's move on. Please read this DM from a married man. He did not have sex with his non-virgin wife until marriage. Now they're not sexually compatible & his wife is addicted to porn. He'll always have to finger his wife before she cums. And according to him" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-21 10:59:47 UTC 423K followers, 47.9K engagements
"Marriage should not scare you. What should scare you is getting married to the wrong spouse. That is why you need to stay close to your father if he's still alive. That is why you should cohabit at intervals. That is why you must put money aside & test your commitments. That is why women should not love men. That is why men should stop stealing. That is why if you're not virgins you must test your sexual compatibility. That is why you must know and align with your tribe and religion. That is why you must ask questions & do proper background check before you marry. That is why you must never" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-25 07:00:28 UTC 423K followers, 235.1K engagements
"If your wife toto dey smell bad almost everytime for you she don tire for you. Wife wey dey always respect & see you as better husband & father go always make sure say her toto dey always smell like fresh pineapple. And you go dey alright as a man. Be a man. Good night" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-23 21:46:43 UTC 423K followers, 33.6K engagements
"A delusional man thinks that marrying a woman is as easy as abc because he has money. It's only when he is in the marriage that he'll realise that finding a wife is very difficult. But he has made the lifetime mistake. And he'll live with the consequences forever. End" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-24 19:57:52 UTC 423K followers, 53.7K engagements
"There is no where in the religious books that explicitly admonished men to remain virgins until marriage. It's either the religious books hate women or it's being partial. Hence as much as virginity is a personal choice it doesn't make non-virgin women less desirable. End" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-26 20:20:31 UTC 423K followers, 81.8K engagements
"I have been reading comments. It's a very complex topic & a lot of factors have to be considered. 1) the age of the lady 2) the man's financial strength 3) the risk of cheating & getting caught 4) possible increase in BCs 5) the man's age Let me break down each of the 5" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-16 10:42:46 UTC 423K followers, 120.3K engagements
"I said "if only you have the evidence of that" But na me still tell women to delete all evidences of cheating. Yet gb is a misogynist. Anyways what do you expect from people that can go for weeks without pouring water on their head" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-23 21:29:12 UTC 423K followers, 35.7K engagements
"you'll be monitoring her & if she doesn't stop you'll send all those evidence to her husband the wives of the men she's cheating with & to blogs. That you mean it. Get evidences of her reply to you and screenshot them. Then block her & remove the sim from your phone. End" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-24 10:17:19 UTC 423K followers, 27.4K engagements
"The CEO has resigned. To he honest these were two consenting married adults having a good time. Cold play & his crew invaded their privacy. There are lots of VIPs that attend coveted events. And they do not wish to be in your cameras. Especially not in that state. End" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-20 15:07:35 UTC 423K followers, 91.3K engagements
"Plenty single mothers go do hookup this period before September. End" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-25 14:55:58 UTC 423K followers, 101K engagements
"So you be Akwa Ibom babe What is the meaning of "Akana itet"" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-19 12:47:21 UTC 422.9K followers, 25.8K engagements
"It's really surprising that a married man is in my DM with an issue like this. Unbelievable" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-23 16:56:00 UTC 423K followers, 70.7K engagements
"This person has been blocked. Some of you are unbelievably too entitled" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-19 09:28:53 UTC 423K followers, 46.3K engagements
"One lady that is dating a married man came to my DM. I asked her how far with the man "I have blocked him. He doesn't know how to cheat. His wife caught him and wanted to embarrass me" π π π π π π π π π π π π End" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-19 14:56:40 UTC 423K followers, 75.8K engagements
"Happy married life to you @maa_fio. You "imported" your husband to Ghana. May the love of God never depart from your home. Amen π" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-24 11:51:45 UTC 423K followers, 17.6K engagements
"Submissive wife. The woman really knows what's up. π π π π π π π π π π π π π Credit: naijavibration" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-18 09:39:13 UTC 423K followers, 274.4K engagements
"Yes you made the right decision. No time for pretense & hypocrisy. You are not her rehabilitation center. Other men chopped her & didn't find her worthy to be a wife. E reach your turn she wan dey form holy holy. Ignore her & you'll see that she'll come & fuck you. End" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-20 08:35:37 UTC 423K followers, 93.2K engagements
"And if a lady lies that she's a virgin then you marry her & discover that she isn't. That marriage was founded on deceit. It cannot stand" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-20 09:04:26 UTC 423K followers, 31.1K engagements
"Few key things my wife & I knew of each other within one month of dating. 1) genotype 2) real age 3) family background 4) at least one sibling 5) family preferred faith & tribe Ignore these things at early stages & be following bumbum breast & money at your own peril. End" @jon_d_doe on X 2023-06-15 17:45:18 UTC 422.9K followers, 45.2K engagements
"I don't think I will fail this test. π π π π π π π π π π π π π" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-20 13:42:30 UTC 423K followers, 37.6K engagements
"And to those married couples that will go to poor families & request for their child to come live with you so as to help you. You'll be a wicked couple if after many years of serving you you now ask the maid to leave because it's time for him/her to go to the university. End" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-22 19:35:54 UTC 423K followers, 81.2K engagements
"Before you cum inside check your incum. End" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-23 17:13:39 UTC 423K followers, 64.7K engagements
"The just restored the post. π π π π π π π π π π π π π" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-21 16:30:45 UTC 423K followers, 29.1K engagements
"Na why I kuku delete all my pictures early in 2020 before this page grew. On my personal social media page nothing dey there. I no sabi gb John Doe and gb John Doe no sabi me. Good morning Ezemmuo π" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-21 07:27:13 UTC 423K followers, 25.2K engagements
"You all will eventually know me and my lovely wife. But not until I am done raising my lovely children. By then all these ignorant and envious men and women would have been in their 40s and 50s. And life would have taught them a bitter lesson. Good night" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-21 21:45:57 UTC 423K followers, 36.9K engagements
"Get your girlfriend's phone & search any of these words on her WhatsApp: 1) food 2) craving 3) airtime 4) data 5) gas 6) hungry 7) sharwama 8) suya 9) coldstone 10) room no 11) sick 12) fees 13) rent 14) hair 15) salary 16) tfare/transport 17) sex 18) wig Thank me later. End" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-06-26 18:13:30 UTC 422.4K followers, 976.4K engagements
"My wife is under X years younger than I am. And she respects me more than any living human. Tell your friend to fix up" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-10 08:44:47 UTC 422.9K followers, 24.7K engagements
"It's what it is. And she's not lying. As much as we have criminals everywhere Nigerians are too loud shameless & audacious with their criminality. Often dwarfing our laudable achievements. So don't blame her. End" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-19 10:46:28 UTC 422.9K followers, 18.5K engagements
"The only thing that I've done wrong to women is that I said that the consequences of being caught cheating is not the same for men & women. It's not even because I advise men not to spend unnecessarily on women that are not their wives. Women are money privileged. End" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-18 20:47:20 UTC 423K followers, 31.5K engagements
"If your mother is asking you to bill your bf your mother is not behaving like a good mother. Do not insult her but learn not to teach your daughter the same. And as a man if your gf's mother is calling you for money fuck her daughter but never marry her. End" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-19 19:18:05 UTC 423K followers, 55.2K engagements
"Thank God someone else is confirming it. Don't we all know what we are doing" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-21 16:13:09 UTC 423K followers, 20.4K engagements
"Kai π. This is too painful to watch. A mother did this" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-22 07:18:40 UTC 423K followers, 145.7K engagements
"Listen to the VN of a yahoo boy that was rejected by an Agbafian lady" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-06 15:03:32 UTC 423K followers, 90.6K engagements
"I no even post my son on my status to wish him a happy birthday. Make people wey sabi me and dey follow me no go add X and X together. Even my wife no post anything. π π π π π π π π π π π π End" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-19 18:06:42 UTC 423K followers, 41.3K engagements
"Oh God. π π π π π π π π π π π π" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-22 12:22:10 UTC 423K followers, 28.6K engagements
"I'm a "bachelor" throughout this weekend. Family don go spend time somewhere else. Na 1am I go reach house today and tomorrow. I don already start to dey drink my beer. Life is good. End" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-18 18:31:07 UTC 422.5K followers, 53.3K engagements
"Let's go back to the topic of this morning. Please listen to Pastor Paul Eneche. I am bringing back this video. And he has been married for almost XX years. End" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-06 10:29:58 UTC 423K followers, 133.4K engagements
"Well I do not know about some of you educated men. But for me a lady's style of communication and writing turns me on. As long as you claim to be an educated person I'll always assess you as one. I wouldn't want other educated people to be silently mocking you. End" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-21 09:54:13 UTC 423K followers, 35.9K engagements
"I bought one land somewhere for 20m X years ago. It's worth about 50m today. Epe no worth am" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-18 19:52:52 UTC 423K followers, 129.7K engagements
"I lost count. And I was jealous of him. The guy sabi and most of the women have big bumbums. π π π π π π π π π π π π" @jon_d_doe on X 2024-11-04 15:28:15 UTC 423K followers, 1.2M engagements
"My guy don dey fear. Go and marry your wife ooo. Dem no dey sabi woman finish. Do it afraid and hope for the best. π π π π π π π π π π π" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-24 11:26:04 UTC 423K followers, 34.4K engagements
"Let me use this DM to remind you all that you cannot say that a woman is submissive to you in a relationship. Only a wife can be submissive. While God commands it a man must also show that he has earned it. To reply your DM. Your woman has showed you what she makes but you" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-13 11:31:46 UTC 423K followers, 97.2K engagements
"See what a son of man is sending to me to advise him on. If I advise you make my preeq bend. End" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-20 07:22:00 UTC 423K followers, 214.6K engagements
"When a man catches his wife cheating & divorces her. Please know that the fact that he divorced her doesn't mean that he still doesn't love her anymore. When a man truly loves his wife he wouldn't want to hurt her & hurt himself in the process. So he'll let her go. End" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-20 20:28:12 UTC 423K followers, 94.8K engagements
"@victorinox_1 If you know any just cast your mind to the person's intelligence and academic performance. You'll see" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-21 19:05:03 UTC 422.5K followers, 24.5K engagements
"One of my side chicks from Uganda. Yummy π" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-18 18:40:32 UTC 423K followers, 15.2K engagements
"Please read previous DMs to understand. God bless this married couple. On December I go flex π" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-18 19:42:40 UTC 422.5K followers, 34K engagements
"Can her husband come out in the public to say. "My wife is older than me" And any marriage that is not yours you're limited to what that couple wants to show you. Including your parents' marriage. End" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-19 13:31:28 UTC 422.9K followers, 27.7K engagements
"Congratulations to all parents whose kids are winning different academic prizes at the end of this academic session. Our son won X prizes. I'm still waiting for our daughter's result. Their mama don remind me say I promise her 500k. I no know who send me message o. End" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-23 13:47:35 UTC 423K followers, 49.7K engagements
"A XX y/o lady in my DM. L: Sir I have been in talking stage with this man for X months now. Me: una don fuck L: Yes sir many times. L: Sir I need your fatherly advice. He has not officially asked me out. I want to ask him "what are we". I've ignored her DM. End" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-26 09:38:58 UTC 423K followers, 128.3K engagements
"Yes it is. And you cannot function well as a man without a wife. If you do not wish to get married make sure you have a mistress at least. But old age is a bad experience without a wife. And your children need a good mother. End" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-06-28 09:24:52 UTC 422.9K followers, 67.8K engagements
"If you can try and confirm your parents' genotype and they're are both AA then you're a product of paternity fraud. But if both are AS or one is AS then it's possible. You all are lucky. End" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-23 14:47:02 UTC 423K followers, 31.8K engagements
"Women don't love men. But that doesn't mean that if your woman says. "I love you darling" Then you'll not respond by saying. "I love you too my baby" Just know & recognize why she's saying it. It's either you have given her money good sex or she misses sex. End" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-17 22:56:21 UTC 423K followers, 234K engagements
"Please read this DM. Tell him if you're in support of his plan or suggest to him what other things he should do. End" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-18 09:03:50 UTC 422.5K followers, 38.8K engagements
"Oga next time please type like a proper adult. Anyways please read π" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-20 12:28:24 UTC 423K followers, 34.7K engagements
"A married woman (MW) is in my DM. MW: Sir my MIL calls my father by his name and I don't like it. Me: Is your MIL older than your father MW: Yes she's older than him. Please is her MIL wrong or being disrespectful to her father Yes or No state your reasonsπ" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-25 13:34:33 UTC 423K followers, 132.2K engagements
"Please break up with her. She feels because she's sleeping with you then you must help her pay off her debt. She's going to cheat on you anyways. Because you don't have money to help her service her debt. End" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-21 21:01:45 UTC 423K followers, 35.2K engagements
"Please read from a XX year old man that just caught his girlfriend giving her boss explosive doggy in her boyfriend's house" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-24 17:27:55 UTC 423K followers, 71.2K engagements
"A man is supposed to rely on his wife and a wife is supposed to depend on her husband. Where a man depends on his wife and the wife relies on her husband that marriage is dysfunctional. The wife has become the husband and the husband has become the wife. End" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-26 21:02:28 UTC 423K followers, 65.9K engagements
"Naaa I don't like Campari. It tastes like medicine. I don't know what you people enjoy in it" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-18 18:48:46 UTC 422.5K followers, 21.8K engagements
"But that doesn't mean that if your gf or wife says that she loves you then she's deceiving you. Or that you should react badly to it. Tell her that you love her too. But learn that what you meant is not what she meant. Do not get carried away. Otherwise you'll cry. End" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-25 20:36:48 UTC 423K followers, 39.3K engagements
"But I think this is something husbands should try to do if they can. Dash your wives money each time your kids make you proud in their academics. Especially if she's a housewife. I'm not talking about those wives that stay at home to watch telemubdo & zee world all day. End" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-23 13:58:00 UTC 423K followers, 32.8K engagements
"The Government needs to do something for parents. This practice of us buying text books for every child is extortion. My elder siblings passed their textbooks to me and I did same to my younger siblings. I don't understand at all ooo. Books just full my house. End" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-25 12:35:01 UTC 423K followers, 57K engagements
"Despite all the stray bullets wey I fire university babes yesterday this one still no give up on Zaddy π" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-18 16:28:41 UTC 423K followers, 86.4K engagements
"A single lady's experience with a Nigerian man in the UK π" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-17 16:30:07 UTC 422.9K followers, 55.3K engagements
"It's @Sucre_Agbo's birthday today. And she shares same birthday with my son. Thank you for the kind wishes to my son. You and your husband will soon have your first child & I pray it'll be a boy. And he'll make both of you proud. May God continue to bless you. Amen π" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-19 06:33:07 UTC 422.5K followers, 36.3K engagements
"Na why some of una dey enter my DM dey write: "I goes to the market" "I comes to your house" "Am hungry" "Am not at home last week" Plus plenty bad English wey una dey speak. No send your pikin go better school if you can afford it. Use am play sporty bet. End" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-25 09:46:56 UTC 423K followers, 35.3K engagements
"It was a day late from what I predicted. And na me cause am. My mouth no good. π π π π π π π π π π π π" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-18 08:49:10 UTC 422.6K followers, 26.4K engagements
"I still dey reason that DM. You toast babe she no gree for you. Your friend like the babe na you still connect X of dem. E fuck the babe wotowoto still dump am. Babe still dey fuck other men. You still dey pay her rent & other bills. And you still never fuck. Oh Chim π" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-20 11:28:02 UTC 423K followers, 117.7K engagements
"What a dream. π π π π π π π π π π π π" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-22 08:21:45 UTC 423K followers, 23.6K engagements
"No one is anonymous on the internet. If the police or other security agencies wants to trace me they can. But I'll not be the one to do that by myself. I am not a criminal. If I was they would have exposed me. So you're right. End" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-19 17:45:10 UTC 423K followers, 31K engagements
"6am: good morning my angel how was your nightπ 12pm: good afternoon my pumpkin have you eatenπ 6pm: good evening my lollipop how was your dayπ 10pm: my love I want you to dream of me as you sleep.π Next day you repeat same thing. You'll just irritate her. End" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-17 08:33:09 UTC 423K followers, 439.3K engagements
"All you young men just dey smoke igbo for nothing. Una no dey use am reason wetin go give una sense. Na to dey reason the next toto wey una go fuck. If una dey use the igbo wey una dey smoke well well una suppose dey feel me. I no talk say I dey smoke igbo ooo. End" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-20 21:35:13 UTC 423K followers, 44.5K engagements
"I dey see things for my DM ooo. π π π π π π π π π π π" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-19 15:05:45 UTC 423K followers, 45.6K engagements
"There is this XX year old very pretty lady that lives in London. She's Yoruba Christian AA genotype and O+ blood group. Very respectful lady. But I feel disappointed that I cannot trust my instinct anymore about a lot of you single men. Una don too disappoint me. End" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-17 15:11:38 UTC 422.5K followers, 77.6K engagements
"It's Kaena's birthday today. She has been here for a long time. She was highly instrumental towards the success of our Agbafian day events held in Lagos. She's also my side chick. On this special day @shyvvonnety may God continue to bless & uplift you. Happy birthday β€" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-23 07:09:56 UTC 423K followers, 125.6K engagements
"Please read from a XX year old man living with the sickle cell disease. Ensure that you read to the last screenshot π" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-23 11:43:11 UTC 423K followers, 70.7K engagements
"So na X million naira she dey call small money π π π π π π π π π π @Mosclin" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-24 16:49:06 UTC 423K followers, 75K engagements
"A jobless man will hardly find a wife. And to some extent a girlfriend. But jobless women get married every weekend. And jobless girls eat free meals & enjoy expensive vacations. But these women want the privileges of cheating that men have. It can't work. End" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-18 20:56:46 UTC 423K followers, 142.5K engagements
"Una don dey fuck una woman before and as you cum finish like this for your mind you just say. "This is the last time that I will fuck this woman" Because you don cum and you don tire. But X days after. You don dey miss her toto again. π π π π π π π π π End" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-26 19:35:23 UTC 423K followers, 57.8K engagements
"1) You'll wake in the morning & someone greets good morning sweetie. 2) Your bath water is ready for you. 3) You come out of the bathroom & your boxers and singlet are waiting for you. 4) You are about to leave for work & your lunch box is packed for you. 5) You'll travel for days weeks or months & you are at peace because you know that your lovely kids are in safe hands. 6) You come back home tired from work or travel & you're welcomed to a clean house with your favorite meal ready for you & your kids jumping up and down because daddy is back. 7) You go out to cheat & fuck all sorts of women" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-08 19:56:23 UTC 423K followers, 458.7K engagements
"If you're having sex with a man & his eyes are closed. He's only fucking you physically but fucking someone else in his mind & imaginations. This is common with mature men who masturbate. And most times they do not attain full erection unless they stroke themselves. End" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-21 12:09:07 UTC 423K followers, 58.7K engagements
"Notice that I asked her if she has cheated on her husband. Nothing in her DM suggested that as a possibility. But I saw it & that's why I asked her. Thankfully she was gracious enough to admit it. I wasn't supposed to share her DM. But I wanted men to learn. End" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-23 20:58:10 UTC 423K followers, 147.5K engagements
"I do think that the government should make a law that criminalizes the deliberate choice of married couples who are a genotype mismatch & decide to have children. Let old "sins" pass away. But going forward it should be a crime. Ignorance is no longer an excuse. End" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-22 06:40:51 UTC 423K followers, 28.9K engagements
"Cohabiting will help you know if: 1) your man changes his boxers everyday. 2) your girlfriend uses only tissue to wipe her vagina when she urinates. 3) your man or woman can stay from morning till evening without brushing their teeth. 4) he or she snores heavily. 5) he or she doesn't flush the toilet after shitting. 6) he or she takes their bath once or twice a day or not at all till they want to go out. 7) she can cook varieties of meals. 8) two of you can stay for days without sex and still be happy with each other. 9) he is the type of man that will go out to eat drink with friends and" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-12 13:29:37 UTC 423K followers, 144.6K engagements
"Get out of here. Olosho hypocrite. Blocked" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-17 21:22:44 UTC 422.9K followers, 24.3K engagements
"A man can betray his fellow man because of sex far more than he'll betray him because of money. End" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-04-01 16:38:16 UTC 423K followers, 185.3K engagements
"On the married man with X failed marriages & with 3rd almost falling. Please take some time to read the DM. Yes you have an authority as the head of the home. But the authority is for you to lead your wife with love & kindness. Not for you to control her like a slave. End" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-19 10:39:30 UTC 423K followers, 50.8K engagements
"Please read the conversation that I had with a XX year old married man. Ensure that you read to the last screenshot π" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-24 08:26:32 UTC 423K followers, 116.8K engagements
"Amuwo Odofin and Lekki Harbour the highest concentration of cheating married women in Lagos. End" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-20 10:02:58 UTC 423K followers, 306.8K engagements
"This simp doesn't even know that his DM has been posted. He's waiting for me to reply him as a special man that he thinks he is. He even sent the DM 3ce. The last one was hours after I had posted the DM. That's why they don't learn anything. But come to my DM to stress me" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-20 12:38:55 UTC 423K followers, 44.8K engagements
"This one touches me and I feel for him. Let me tell you. My wife is a very beautiful woman. It took us some years after graduation before we got married. Both of us were still under XX when we got married. In your case you're XX and your girlfriend is XX. Your" @jon_d_doe on X 2024-01-03 06:40:49 UTC 422.7K followers, 161K engagements
"Alright let me do this again. If you're a single lady above XX. You are not in any serious relationship. Please share your beautiful picture under this post. State your location (state or country) tribe and religion. May your future husband locate you. Amen π" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-06-03 08:02:44 UTC 423K followers, 3.9M engagements
"π π π π π π π π π π π π I don't know" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-25 15:47:24 UTC 423K followers, 29.3K engagements
"Millions of couples in Africa are very guilty of this. Including thousands of you following me. Read it again & search your conscience. You'll be very wicked if you do it. Especially if that maid has been kind to you. If you know that you'll be guilty get a paid nanny" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-22 20:17:12 UTC 423K followers, 29.5K engagements
"Shebi you don read am now abi @De__Plugg. Your eye don clear abi" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-24 09:20:57 UTC 423K followers, 20.1K engagements
"Please read the conversation that I had with a XX year old single mother π" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-22 11:24:58 UTC 423K followers, 110.6K engagements
"If any lady tells you that pre-marital sex is fornication. Ask her if she has ever kissed a man or if a man has fondled her breasts before. It's also fornication. End" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-17 20:56:48 UTC 423K followers, 119.6K engagements
"Na why I talk say any man wey marry you no know wetin God do for am. I am beginning to consider polygamy because of you" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-19 20:06:13 UTC 423K followers, 27.9K engagements
"May your beloved father's soul rest in peace π @dwayne4real08" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-27 06:37:45 UTC 423K followers, 12.2K engagements
"Virginity is not sexual purity. Virginity is not necessarily the presence of the hymen. Virginity for a woman is when a penis has not penetrated her vagina. No adult human is sexually pure. End" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-25 17:19:53 UTC 423K followers, 32.2K engagements
"I don't know who wants to murder my wife and I. Thrice we have noticed that my wife's front tyres had loose nuts & she had one of the tyres pull out on a high way. Yesterday it was my car. I sensed it & quickly parked to get a vulcanizer to check the tyres. End" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-21 17:22:55 UTC 423K followers, 144.6K engagements
"Dear fathers Have you seen the school fees that you'll pay next academic session You still wan born another one abi My wife sent me the list when I was in a bar last night. The beer I was drinking suddenly became sour in my mouth. π π π π π π π π π π π End" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-25 09:18:43 UTC 423K followers, 104.6K engagements
"What if I told you that one skill could change your income level forever Yes just one. And its VIDEO EDITING. This training is not just another class its a gateway to earning in naira & dollars from the comfort of your home Youll learn how to create content people cant scroll past and get paid for it β No experience needed β Learn at your pace β Monetize globally β Lifetime access to training materials β Lifetime access to support Group Ready to become in-demand Tap the link to begin ππ½ππ½ππ½ Registration Ends Soon" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-26 08:30:39 UTC 423K followers, 79K engagements
"Check all the issues that you have in this life and see if N20m can solve them. You'll realise that someone who has 20m is not a rich man. End" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-19 11:45:56 UTC 422.9K followers, 96.1K engagements
"To all those married men wey dey travel across the country or the world. And una dey save those babes names as: Blessing Asaba Rukkayat Kano Bola Ekiti Naomi Ghana Cthembie South Africa Sylvia Hookup Dianne US I dey hail ooo πππ" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-26 20:04:07 UTC 423K followers, 20.3K engagements
"Another question. Is it truly a myth that most persons with sickle cell disease will not survive beyond XX years of age As a child this is what I was told. And I lost a childhood friend at XX. He made straight As in his WAEC and died in his 2nd year in uni. End" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-21 19:21:30 UTC 423K followers, 117.2K engagements
"How is it your fucking business If I ask you to come to my DM to shake your bumbum for me will you not gladly do it Even my lovely wife is not complaining. Jealousy" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-18 17:56:37 UTC 422.6K followers, 22.6K engagements
"Dear young men. Please save this screenshot somewhere you can easily retrieve it. It's a life hack" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-16 19:26:31 UTC 423K followers, 149.5K engagements
"Oh God. π π π π π π π π π π π π π" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-19 13:03:04 UTC 422.9K followers, 66.7K engagements
"We are a family of X. And I spend not less than 800k every month for just basic things that are not considered luxury. So I may tend to agree with you. Our economy has really tanked. And it's bad" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-19 12:12:18 UTC 422.8K followers, 88.6K engagements
"Because I don't understand. How do you leave your house that you pay rent for then move into a woman's house because she feels her apartment is better than yours By doing so you have signed up for a lifetime of disrespect & humiliation. Wear your "rags" with pride. End" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-22 12:38:42 UTC 423K followers, 36.5K engagements
"Look at the foolish small boys. They have been on X years before I came. See them struggling to be relevant while I keep rising. Stupid boys that were following me but I put them in their places and sent them to my block industry. Now they have been crying. π π π π π" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-24 21:19:42 UTC 423K followers, 76.2K engagements
"A very lovely video. I enjoyed watching it. π π π π π π π π π π π π π" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-11 16:20:51 UTC 423K followers, 283.2K engagements
"University girls are the biggest cheats. They can cheat for indomie moimoi garri groundnut and sugar. End" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-17 20:07:19 UTC 423K followers, 220.3K engagements
"Omo. I don high. Make I dey rock my life for where I dey. This "bachelor" life sweet. My wife don call me. "Sweetie I know that you're not at home. Please be safe" She just dey make my conscience dey feel guilty. But I get strong head. All die na die. End" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-18 22:03:59 UTC 422.5K followers, 38.8K engagements
"Chinaza just sent me a video of herself. She's such a gorgeous lady π" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-16 20:25:36 UTC 422.9K followers, 21.3K engagements
"Naaa. I don't think it has anything to do with what I do on X. But my wife have made some plans to see how this has been happening. That's all I will say" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-21 18:28:07 UTC 423K followers, 24K engagements
"Please post this on your status so that your mumu male friends can see it" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-20 07:46:50 UTC 423K followers, 80.9K engagements
"When you see more comments than likes you go really know say this matter vex everybody. π π π π π π π π π π π π π" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-20 08:04:27 UTC 422.9K followers, 23.5K engagements
"Come back by tomorrow evening or next. It'll be 418k. I grow by 1k every XX hours or less than XX hours. Until I throw one heavy nuclear bomb. π π π π π π π π π π π π π" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-09 20:59:54 UTC 422.8K followers, 31.3K engagements
"If you know that the girlfriend that you're dating has cheated on you and you forgave her please break up with her now. Even if you have not yet caught her cheating again. Break up with her & tell her that it's over. Do not say that you were not warned. End" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-24 19:19:20 UTC 423K followers, 280.8K engagements
"I don't know if this new law in Jigawa state was inspired by my tweet. But it's a welcome development. Other states should take a cue. End" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-24 13:16:55 UTC 423K followers, 26.8K engagements
"So no be only women dey fall in love with abroad men. Men too dey fall in love with abroad women. My friend go and try your luck somewhere else ooo. π π π π π π π π π π π π π" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-18 10:03:41 UTC 422.9K followers, 53K engagements
"If outsiders can differentiate between your underage maid and your children. You're a wicked person. End" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-22 21:01:07 UTC 423K followers, 69.1K engagements
"Another question. You can tell your woman that you're not her mate and she'll not feel offended by it. Assuming that she's older than you are and she tells you that she's not your mate. Should you feel offended by it Did she lie End" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-19 13:19:24 UTC 423K followers, 35.2K engagements
"I'm just seeing a post of a Yoruba king that died. And according to their tradition a man is supposed to be buried with him. They said that the man attempted to flee. π π π π π π π π π π π π End" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-16 12:44:45 UTC 422.5K followers, 291.5K engagements
"I don dey miss my family. I never chop since last night. E get one of my side chicks wey her house no too far from my house. Na today God go punish anonymous. End" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-19 16:48:32 UTC 422.9K followers, 44.6K engagements
"A relationship well intended & healthy is not a distraction for young men and women. When I met my wife in school we were very young. It was in my 2nd semester of XXX level. Because I was young and in love it affected my 2nd semester GPA. That GPA happened to be the" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-12 09:46:02 UTC 422.9K followers, 369.6K engagements
"A woman should not be your ladder to success. Have your own ladder even if it's rickety. Then she can spot edges that are broken & see if she can help fix them for you. So that you'll not fall while climbing. As she climbs behind you. End" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-22 12:15:14 UTC 423K followers, 45.7K engagements
"Please stop using this emoji as a man. It's irritating to see. Ahhh" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-19 20:10:29 UTC 423K followers, 77.4K engagements
"He broke up with his lovely girlfriend of almost one year because of genotype mismatch" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-21 20:39:36 UTC 423K followers, 43.8K engagements
"Happy birthday to you and your lovely wife. May God continue to bless you and your marriage. Amen π" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-24 10:06:39 UTC 423K followers, 21.8K engagements
"That's why when you read a lot of DMs from married people and after telling them exactly what is going on in their marriage & the possible consequences they will still say. "I don't know what to do". Do nothing. End" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-24 09:09:02 UTC 423K followers, 23.3K engagements
"If you see your woman cheating on you with another man even if she's your wife. By all means do not try to attack the man. It's painful but control your anger. No woman is worth fighting for because she's cheating on you. It's a stupid way to die or to get injured. End" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-22 10:41:37 UTC 423K followers, 118.1K engagements
"Until you accept that women don't love men & they shouldn't. Many will continue to marry to the wrong spouse. My lovely wife doesn't love me. And I'm fine with that. I love her regardless of how I feel. And she respects & submits to me regardless of how she feels End" @jon_d_doe on X 2025-07-25 19:43:48 UTC 423K followers, 159.3K engagements
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