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[@vmfunc](/creator/twitter/vmfunc)
"man. this just made me realize how big tech can just decide to fuck your life over if they wanted to. one github account suspended and i just now lost my access to my vercel account XX accounts with SSO and years worth of work. i'm going back to self-hosting everything"  
[X Link](https://x.com/vmfunc/status/1978108193940066307) [@vmfunc](/creator/x/vmfunc) 2025-10-14T14:38Z 14.5K followers, 473.6K engagements


"i am not a search engine stop messaging me (especially if i don't know you) about things you can find on the first tab of a google search"  
[X Link](https://x.com/vmfunc/status/1976983889131585908) [@vmfunc](/creator/x/vmfunc) 2025-10-11T12:11Z 14.5K followers, 9859 engagements


"*taps mic* how do you use this thing"  
[X Link](https://x.com/vmfunc/status/1977678643444011149) [@vmfunc](/creator/x/vmfunc) 2025-10-13T10:11Z 14.5K followers, 1106 engagements


"the speedrun community is so interesting because you will meet people who are genuinely extremely smart and deserve a PHD yet they spend XX hours optimizing their run on SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle for Bikini Bottom"  
[X Link](https://x.com/vmfunc/status/1978746791588696571) [@vmfunc](/creator/x/vmfunc) 2025-10-16T08:56Z 14.5K followers, 2800 engagements


"omg people weren't lying i bought factorio X hours ago and it's X am now"  
[X Link](https://x.com/vmfunc/status/1979018962483511561) [@vmfunc](/creator/x/vmfunc) 2025-10-17T02:57Z 14.5K followers, 374.7K engagements


"fuck you instagram. last night your platform deliberately served me seizure-inducing reels with strobing at known epileptogenic frequencies. triggered a severe ptsd episode. no opt-out exists for autoplay. this is literally assault. i couldve died"  
[X Link](https://x.com/vmfunc/status/1979888814861717714) [@vmfunc](/creator/x/vmfunc) 2025-10-19T12:34Z 14.5K followers, 4839 engagements


"concrete proof that someone believed in destinations the city dreams and we climb through its neurons"  
[X Link](https://x.com/vmfunc/status/1967246394428977559) [@vmfunc](/creator/x/vmfunc) 2025-09-14T15:17Z 14.5K followers, 1099 engagements


"Somewhere Europe Fusion Camera XX mm f1.78 0.1ev"  
[X Link](https://x.com/vmfunc/status/1967246736772190546) [@vmfunc](/creator/x/vmfunc) 2025-09-14T15:19Z 14.5K followers, XXX engagements


"@deitakira anticheat sponsored by palantir took 3000 years of developement"  
[X Link](https://x.com/vmfunc/status/1977388981101670643) [@vmfunc](/creator/x/vmfunc) 2025-10-12T15:00Z 14.5K followers, 38.3K engagements


"6.18-rc1 makes me think the maintainers are finally taking long-term technical debt seriously but fedoras already rolled back XXXX due to stability concerns yet were seeing an 11974 commit merge window for whats ostensibly going to be the 2025 lts. the distinction matters when youre talking about a kernel thatll be in production systems for half a decade"  
[X Link](https://x.com/vmfunc/status/1978528599637381601) [@vmfunc](/creator/x/vmfunc) 2025-10-15T18:29Z 14.5K followers, 6613 engagements


"@eupheemusic CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP"  
[X Link](https://x.com/vmfunc/status/1978577966486491606) [@vmfunc](/creator/x/vmfunc) 2025-10-15T21:45Z 14.5K followers, XXX engagements


"I'll block a bitch on a Android I don't even got a Android I'll buy one just to block you on the Android My block list on steroids My block list longer than Shaq feet Block list taller than Brittney Griner Security in the lobby'll block you too Block a bitch on the house phone too Bitch tried to block my number I changed the number called her and blocked her again A bitch will not block me first"  
[X Link](https://x.com/vmfunc/status/1979169701130285559) [@vmfunc](/creator/x/vmfunc) 2025-10-17T12:56Z 14.5K followers, XXX engagements


"seattle washington. a broken love letter to somewhere that used to exist (thread) shot on fusion camera / all photos mine"  
[X Link](https://x.com/vmfunc/status/1967250241255796905) [@vmfunc](/creator/x/vmfunc) 2025-09-14T15:33Z 14.5K followers, 7638 engagements


"people seem to forget that github has a very strong network effect which is useful when you're building serious open-source projects a big bottleneck in communities is requiring your users to sign in XX% of your users will not bother making an account on your git instance just to submit a bug report"  
[X Link](https://x.com/vmfunc/status/1978170808292999631) [@vmfunc](/creator/x/vmfunc) 2025-10-14T18:47Z 14.5K followers, 14.9K engagements


""you know ball" BALL BALL WHERE"  
[X Link](https://x.com/vmfunc/status/1978415705457414163) [@vmfunc](/creator/x/vmfunc) 2025-10-15T11:00Z 14.5K followers, 3120 engagements


"the amdgpu criu support is probably the most underappreciated commit in the entire merge window tho also worth noting freebsd bhyve guest support and kernel-level psp encryption for tcp. the former suggests some interesting cross-pollination in hv space n the latter is basically acknowledging that userspace crypto has failed us at scale december release assuming the rc cycle doesnt implode"  
[X Link](https://x.com/vmfunc/status/1978528602573422635) [@vmfunc](/creator/x/vmfunc) 2025-10-15T18:29Z 14.5K followers, 2153 engagements


"everyone in the company slack has an anime or furry profile picture the others just have the default one set for some reason this might be a sign"  
[X Link](https://x.com/vmfunc/status/1978838465769885767) [@vmfunc](/creator/x/vmfunc) 2025-10-16T15:00Z 14.5K followers, 2240 engagements


"@char_bun when i hear this song i see ohnepixel playing surf"  
[X Link](https://x.com/vmfunc/status/1979490499460317476) [@vmfunc](/creator/x/vmfunc) 2025-10-18T10:11Z 14.5K followers, XX engagements


"man vanguard really isn't joking around anymore"  
[X Link](https://x.com/vmfunc/status/1977353359871885407) [@vmfunc](/creator/x/vmfunc) 2025-10-12T12:39Z 14.5K followers, 633.4K engagements


"hello @github why did my account get suspended i have been using github for years and have never done anything that goes against the TOS on this platform a lot of very sensitive repos are on my account and there is no way i can even log in to back them up"  
[X Link](https://x.com/vmfunc/status/1978079375183536440) [@vmfunc](/creator/x/vmfunc) 2025-10-14T12:44Z 14.5K followers, 902.8K engagements


"are neural networks lonely"  
[X Link](https://x.com/vmfunc/status/1978880843587207539) [@vmfunc](/creator/x/vmfunc) 2025-10-16T17:48Z 14.5K followers, 2140 engagements


"are you happy"  
[X Link](https://x.com/vmfunc/status/1979264801818972231) [@vmfunc](/creator/x/vmfunc) 2025-10-17T19:14Z 14.5K followers, 2888 engagements


"THEY ARE TRAINING POLICE DOGS IN GERMANY TO DETECT SPLICE LOOPS"  
[X Link](https://x.com/vmfunc/status/1979483617169412412) [@vmfunc](/creator/x/vmfunc) 2025-10-18T09:44Z 14.5K followers, 1194 engagements


"here's a better example. here the agent gets instructed to navigate to bank of america and attempt to log in; the content of the prompt is encrypted and completely invisible to the user unless they inspect the page source this is seriously a massive threat vector"  
[X Link](https://x.com/vmfunc/status/1979956035503747074) [@vmfunc](/creator/x/vmfunc) 2025-10-19T17:01Z 14.5K followers, 2476 engagements


"@pastelbvn clever prompt engineering the agent believes that the task is what the user requested the prompt is also encoded in various parts of the website (including image alt tags); it is impossible for an user to realize that something malicious is on the page unless they inspect it"  
[X Link](https://x.com/vmfunc/status/1979957809090355506) [@vmfunc](/creator/x/vmfunc) 2025-10-19T17:08Z 14.5K followers, XX engagements


"guys please do you know any place anywhere in europe where i can touch and pet otters and seals this is very important and claude isn't helping :(((("  
[X Link](https://x.com/vmfunc/status/1980092494571262311) [@vmfunc](/creator/x/vmfunc) 2025-10-20T02:03Z 14.5K followers, 4723 engagements


"sooo @signalapp is hosted on aws servers time to move to session gg"  
[X Link](https://x.com/vmfunc/status/1980242217483616606) [@vmfunc](/creator/x/vmfunc) 2025-10-20T11:58Z 14.5K followers, 4682 engagements


"i love surfing the world wide web to get yelled at by people who are old enough to be my father"  
[X Link](https://x.com/vmfunc/status/1978193693421994110) [@vmfunc](/creator/x/vmfunc) 2025-10-14T20:18Z 14.5K followers, 4761 engagements


"@ctjlewis i have some history with github too as i was part of the people responsible for finding the css exploit last year and my experience was also pretty awful to be honest"  
[X Link](https://x.com/vmfunc/status/1978199419209048321) [@vmfunc](/creator/x/vmfunc) 2025-10-14T20:41Z 14.5K followers, XXX engagements


"twitter on mobile has been extremely slow lately takes 2mn to load my feed and notifications on this account however it runs just fine when i switch to an alt account"  
[X Link](https://x.com/vmfunc/status/1978183270450790625) [@vmfunc](/creator/x/vmfunc) 2025-10-14T19:36Z 14.5K followers, 2853 engagements


"i was tired of forgetting all X XXX XXX XXX ip addresses so i put them all on a website everyipaddress dot com"  
[X Link](https://x.com/vmfunc/status/1980322112100565173) [@vmfunc](/creator/x/vmfunc) 2025-10-20T17:15Z 14.5K followers, 7588 engagements


"@netspooky lol solana stores smart contracts as elf files onchain with bpf bytecode literally uploading them and jit-compiling them at runtime"  
[X Link](https://x.com/vmfunc/status/1980403512036229244) [@vmfunc](/creator/x/vmfunc) 2025-10-20T22:39Z 14.5K followers, XXX engagements


"@netspooky also if you didn't know every playstation since ps2 has been elf under the hood"  
[X Link](https://x.com/vmfunc/status/1980404520904798371) [@vmfunc](/creator/x/vmfunc) 2025-10-20T22:43Z 14.5K followers, XXX engagements