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[@mattbramanti](/creator/twitter/mattbramanti)
"i mind the GAAP"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattbramanti/status/1976042196764934491) [@mattbramanti](/creator/x/mattbramanti) 2025-10-08T21:49Z 10.9K followers, 24.8K engagements


"muslims structure their banking and financial systems to exactly parallel it with marginally plausible deniability"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattbramanti/status/1979775735494787148) [@mattbramanti](/creator/x/mattbramanti) 2025-10-19T05:04Z 10.9K followers, 23K engagements


"@dmesg yeah i agree that's cool but what happens when the lender er totally-legitimate equity investor decides to just let it ride"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattbramanti/status/1980119699221520761) [@mattbramanti](/creator/x/mattbramanti) 2025-10-20T03:51Z 10.9K followers, XX engagements


""The seven-story midrise marks yet another chapter in the ongoing transformation of this part of Montrose where several new apartments and mixed-use projects" several new apartments three apartments five how big is the chapter of transformation"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattbramanti/status/1980491181512671573) [@mattbramanti](/creator/x/mattbramanti) 2025-10-21T04:27Z 10.9K followers, XXX engagements


"so that's the mason jar I hope you enjoyed this thread if I missed anything or got anything wrong let me know previous deep dive threads are here: now go get you some jars and fill them with something delicious like vinegar peppers:"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattbramanti/status/1878265376569426362) [@mattbramanti](/creator/x/mattbramanti) 2025-01-12T02:18Z 10.9K followers, 34.4K engagements


"the space shuttle was bullshit it was supposed to cost $10MM/flight and fly 50x/year it cost $400MM/flight and flew 6x/year the average Challenger mission turned XXX astronauts into chunky salsa Columbia was better - it killed a mere quarter of an astronaut per flight every other American spacecraft before or since has a fatality rate of XXX per launch piss on the space shuttle"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattbramanti/status/1976546330093703646) [@mattbramanti](/creator/x/mattbramanti) 2025-10-10T07:12Z 10.9K followers, 6535 engagements


"as best i can tell here are the contents of Jason Bourne's safe deposit box in Switzerland -at least two pair of contact lenses (presumably different colors) -one gold MasterCard -one Air France "Club 2000" card (Jason Bourne) -two platinum AmEx cards (at least one w/ the name Jason Bourne) -one U.S. passport (Jason Bourne DOB 8/21/1969) -one pocketknife Swiss Army style -two pens -one USB drive -one Tag Heuer chronograph watch -one French driver's license -one French health insurance card -one SIG Pro SP2009 pistol -several foreign passports including Brazilian (Joo do Carmo) Russian (Foma"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattbramanti/status/1977939647113122239) [@mattbramanti](/creator/x/mattbramanti) 2025-10-14T03:28Z 10.9K followers, 6335 engagements


"decided to look into why transcribed his ramblings into a coherent narrative couldn't go home because they'd kill him also couldn't go anywhere else fairfax county is the only safe XXX square miles on the planet "American take this with you" rapid unaimed pistol fire"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattbramanti/status/1979420261427417212) [@mattbramanti](/creator/x/mattbramanti) 2025-10-18T05:32Z 10.9K followers, 16.1K engagements


"this story contains nonsensical gibberish like "before after other wrecks" "Chambers had a blood alcohol content of .301" that's .301 percent this is a hundredfold error this is like a cop saying he clocked you on the Katy Freeway at Mach 12"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattbramanti/status/1979448150315405401) [@mattbramanti](/creator/x/mattbramanti) 2025-10-18T07:23Z 10.9K followers, XXX engagements


""Daniel thanked commissioners for recognizing his son and teased an upcoming appearance at Mar-A-Lago" ("Mar-a-Lago") "The 13-year-old recently appeared at an August Jason Aldean concert in The Woodlands." August Jason Aldean is jarring especially with "recent" already in there ("The 13-year-old appeared in August with Jason Aldean at a concert in The Woodlands.")"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattbramanti/status/1979745979130876197) [@mattbramanti](/creator/x/mattbramanti) 2025-10-19T03:06Z 10.9K followers, XXX engagements


"@rachelnostrant "At the time the well was among the nearly 8600 known orphaned wells across the state. But according to data released from the Texas Railroad Commission this month that number has increased by almost 1400 wells since the beginning of the year exceeding more than 10000" "nearly 8600" + "almost 1400" "more than 10000""  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattbramanti/status/1979747878886125738) [@mattbramanti](/creator/x/mattbramanti) 2025-10-19T03:14Z 10.9K followers, XXX engagements


""With the continued consolidation of the oil and gas industry increased production costs and lower crude prices seen this year and sporadically over the last few years companies especially smaller ones are finding themselves more sensitive to even just individual factors Purvis said. This is likely the largest reason these wells are being discarded at higher rates he added." what is "this" what is the largest reason is it increased production costs or lower crude prices or is it even just individual factors"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattbramanti/status/1979747881096515795) [@mattbramanti](/creator/x/mattbramanti) 2025-10-19T03:14Z 10.9K followers, XX engagements


"this is a @nkhensley story let's take a look"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattbramanti/status/1979751559161630975) [@mattbramanti](/creator/x/mattbramanti) 2025-10-19T03:28Z 10.9K followers, 2478 engagements


""After the verdict Duncan's daughter shyly stepped up to address the court" who is Duncan is she the mother who was convicted does she have a first name"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattbramanti/status/1979751569156641072) [@mattbramanti](/creator/x/mattbramanti) 2025-10-19T03:28Z 10.9K followers, XXX engagements


""The jury convicted the siblings' mother of two counts of aggravated assault of a family member" maybe you could say what her name is"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattbramanti/status/1979751571065029076) [@mattbramanti](/creator/x/mattbramanti) 2025-10-19T03:28Z 10.9K followers, XXX engagements


""James Bobal XX wore a veterans baseball cap with patches bearing the names of the places in Afghanistan and Iraq where he had been deployed as in the wake of 9/11 Kabul Bagram and Fallujah." ("where he said he had been deployed in the wake of 9/11")"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattbramanti/status/1979785552150020141) [@mattbramanti](/creator/x/mattbramanti) 2025-10-19T05:43Z 10.9K followers, XX engagements


""Bobal said his battalion was handpicked by President George W. Bush to protect polling places during Afghanistans first democratic election." lol ok"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattbramanti/status/1979785553961963937) [@mattbramanti](/creator/x/mattbramanti) 2025-10-19T05:43Z 10.9K followers, XX engagements


""Now he was dismayed" ("he said he was dismayed")"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattbramanti/status/1979785555765579830) [@mattbramanti](/creator/x/mattbramanti) 2025-10-19T05:43Z 10.9K followers, XX engagements


""'I sat there with my 50-caliber machine gun'" ("'.50-caliber'") "Nearby Daniel Aboytegamez a veteran of the Marine Corps and U.S. Army" why would you specify the nation whose army it was but not whose marine corps it was"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattbramanti/status/1979785557229343192) [@mattbramanti](/creator/x/mattbramanti) 2025-10-19T05:43Z 10.9K followers, XX engagements


""Chris McConnell a veteran and self-described conservative" ("a self-described veteran and conservative") "McConnell also condemned Trumps recent convening of military generals at Quantico Va." as distinct from commercial or musical generals"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattbramanti/status/1979785562111488250) [@mattbramanti](/creator/x/mattbramanti) 2025-10-19T05:43Z 10.9K followers, XX engagements


""The trend follows a viral video of protestors wearing an inflatable frog costume at an ICE facility in Oregon went viral." multiple protestors wore one costume a viral video went viral ("The trend follows a viral video of a protester wearing an inflatable frog costume at an ICE facility in Oregon.")"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattbramanti/status/1979785563851862185) [@mattbramanti](/creator/x/mattbramanti) 2025-10-19T05:43Z 10.9K followers, XX engagements


"@SaintOfWeimar @minordissent it's nothing like puerto rico wanting to be a state X. the typical puerto rican doesn't pay income tax X. puerto ricans are incapable of ruling themselves"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattbramanti/status/1979810088929067186) [@mattbramanti](/creator/x/mattbramanti) 2025-10-19T07:21Z 10.9K followers, XX engagements


"@eigenrobot skill issue i got a pretty detailed and workable opord explicitly for the depopulation of haiti"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattbramanti/status/1980129729240801552) [@mattbramanti](/creator/x/mattbramanti) 2025-10-20T04:31Z 10.9K followers, XXX engagements


"This is a Bic Classic cigarette lighter a disposable fire-making device it's also known as the Bic Maxi or J26"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattbramanti/status/1874324861176471877) [@mattbramanti](/creator/x/mattbramanti) 2025-01-01T05:20Z 10.9K followers, 49.4K engagements


"It's now the best-selling cigarette lighter in the United States but it was originally an also-ran Socit Bic introduced it in 1973 following Gillette's 1972 introduction of the Cricket lighter"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattbramanti/status/1874324863919546678) [@mattbramanti](/creator/x/mattbramanti) 2025-01-01T05:20Z 10.9K followers, 49.2K engagements


"even many of the real students are fake I needed an ethics class to sit for the CPA exam the state wouldn't accept the one I took at Notre Dame so I had to go to Lone Star College the girl next to me got up in front of the class and read out loud the Wikipedia article on dez-carts"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattbramanti/status/1978635826159386707) [@mattbramanti](/creator/x/mattbramanti) 2025-10-16T01:35Z 10.9K followers, 28.7K engagements


"yes this would be awesome flatten dallas"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattbramanti/status/1980489728299352473) [@mattbramanti](/creator/x/mattbramanti) 2025-10-21T04:22Z 10.9K followers, 2016 engagements


"this is a @marissaluck7 story let's take a look"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattbramanti/status/1980490770114310463) [@mattbramanti](/creator/x/mattbramanti) 2025-10-21T04:26Z 10.9K followers, XXX engagements


""A $XXX million apartment project is breaking ground this week on the site of the former 'Disco Kroger' store in Montrose" identify by name who you're quoting"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattbramanti/status/1980490890859954627) [@mattbramanti](/creator/x/mattbramanti) 2025-10-21T04:26Z 10.9K followers, XX engagements


""'When Kroger approached us with this property we saw it as an ideal development for our multifamily portfolio' said Mary Senn vice president at Southeastern." Did Luck get this quotation It was reported verbatim hours before"  
[X Link](https://x.com/mattbramanti/status/1980491928249745910) [@mattbramanti](/creator/x/mattbramanti) 2025-10-21T04:30Z 10.9K followers, XXX engagements