[GUEST ACCESS MODE: Data is scrambled or limited to provide examples. Make requests using your API key to unlock full data. Check https://lunarcrush.ai/auth for authentication information.] [@GoingParabolic](/creator/twitter/GoingParabolic) "Rate my port XX% $BTC XX% $SOL X% $ETH X% $XRP X% $DOGE X% $SUI X% $HEART X% $TRUMP X% $MSTR X% SPX6900 X% $Pepe $USDC to buy the dips"  [@GoingParabolic](/creator/x/GoingParabolic) on [X](/post/tweet/1901452136203886658) 2025-03-17 01:54:51 UTC 269.8K followers, 43.4K engagements "Meme Coin Ranking - 2025 $PEPE ★★★★★ $SPX ★★★★★ ★★★★★ $APU ★☆☆☆☆ $MOG ★★★★★ ★★★★★ $PENGU ★★★★☆ $POPCAT ★★★★☆ $WOJACK ★★★★☆ $PONKE ★★★☆☆ $NERIO ★★★☆☆ $FWOG ★★☆☆☆ $GIGA ★★★★★ $SIGMA ★★★★★ $MOTHER ★☆☆☆☆ $BOBO ★★★★★ $HOPPY ☆☆☆☆☆ $PORK ★★★★★"  [@GoingParabolic](/creator/x/GoingParabolic) on [X](/post/tweet/1946554001329131762) 2025-07-19 12:53:33 UTC 269.8K followers, 86.3K engagements "Prepare for the Biggest Bull Run of this Decade. Spx6900 Pepe Bitcoin Solana Ethereum Have a plan for each"  [@GoingParabolic](/creator/x/GoingParabolic) on [X](/post/tweet/1946960662007026084) 2025-07-20 15:49:29 UTC 269.8K followers, 40.9K engagements "When Trump finally understands he only has 29k bitcoin in the US treasury what do you think he will do Be behind Germany in the Bitcoin Race I think the United States sells gold and buys 250000 BTC"  [@GoingParabolic](/creator/x/GoingParabolic) on [X](/post/tweet/1945993490170577112) 2025-07-17 23:46:17 UTC 269.8K followers, 7589 engagements "you're not depressed. you just dont have XXX bitcoin"  [@GoingParabolic](/creator/x/GoingParabolic) on [X](/post/tweet/1945670674774941913) 2025-07-17 02:23:32 UTC 269.8K followers, 19K engagements "The crazy part is The bull run hasn't even started yet Strap in"  [@GoingParabolic](/creator/x/GoingParabolic) on [X](/post/tweet/1944134932198305983) 2025-07-12 20:41:02 UTC 269.8K followers, 49.9K engagements "I'm waiting for Bitcoin to pull back to $70k range to make my move"  [@GoingParabolic](/creator/x/GoingParabolic) on [X](/post/tweet/1944725605984927759) 2025-07-14 11:48:10 UTC 269.8K followers, 23.9K engagements "This is the dump before the pump. Standard operating procedure"  [@GoingParabolic](/creator/x/GoingParabolic) on [X](/post/tweet/1947060384445211127) 2025-07-20 22:25:44 UTC 269.8K followers, 14.3K engagements "After graduation from Caltech he went to work in the computer gaming field for a company that developed video games such as Adventures of Tron Armor Ambush Astrosmash and Space Attack. He later went to work for the PGP Corporation where he remained until his retirement in 2011. Finney was a cryptographic activist. In Space Quest X (Hal Finney worked on this game) the token pictured was called a Buckazoid and had an early Bitcoin logo. Glad Hal changed the name to Bitcoin"  [@GoingParabolic](/creator/x/GoingParabolic) on [X](/post/tweet/1916383497243001184) 2025-04-27 06:46:45 UTC 269.8K followers, 27.9K engagements "BREAKING: WHARTON PROFESSOR JUST SAID #BITCOIN HAS A "CHANCE TO REPLACE DOLLARS AND EUROS" LIVE ON CNBC SAYING THE QUIET PART OUT LOUD. IT'S COMING 🚀"  [@GoingParabolic](/creator/x/GoingParabolic) on [X](/post/tweet/1946568960536658284) 2025-07-19 13:53:00 UTC 269.8K followers, 69.6K engagements "Heres your daily dose of 80s Italian synth music"  [@GoingParabolic](/creator/x/GoingParabolic) on [X](/post/tweet/1936371952853368957) 2025-06-21 10:33:44 UTC 269.8K followers, 832.5K engagements "You guys saw the kiss cam but man the blowjob cam was wild"  [@GoingParabolic](/creator/x/GoingParabolic) on [X](/post/tweet/1946347683234381893) 2025-07-18 23:13:43 UTC 269.8K followers, 26.2K engagements "I have some personal news. After X years of talking about Bitcoin daily today I sold all my Bitcoin. Im leaving the space. This volatility is just too painful to bear. From $XXX to $1000 to $XXX to $20000 to $3000 to $69000 to $16000 to $123000. Now $116700. Cant do it"  [@GoingParabolic](/creator/x/GoingParabolic) on [X](/post/tweet/1947095213333155999) 2025-07-21 00:44:08 UTC 269.8K followers, 60.8K engagements "Buy #SPX6900 and be happy. Buy $Mog and be happy. Buy Bitcoin and be happy. Imagine that I am your Financial Advisor and this is what I just charged you X% annually to advise you while we play golf and you pay for it. Imagine"  [@GoingParabolic](/creator/x/GoingParabolic) on [X](/post/tweet/1945466237129007179) 2025-07-16 12:51:10 UTC 269.8K followers, 8944 engagements "This week I had conversations with my dentist accountant lawyer barber butler chauffeur caddy wifes boyfriend Coldplay lead singer and shoeshine guy about Bitcoin. Not a single one owned any yet and two of them told me straight up they would die without owning any. We are so early"  [@GoingParabolic](/creator/x/GoingParabolic) on [X](/post/tweet/1946936284821283274) 2025-07-20 14:12:37 UTC 269.8K followers, 19.3K engagements "BLACKROCK CEO LARRY FINK PREDICTS THAT #BITCOIN COULD RISE TO $500000 - $700000 HE KNOWS SOMETHING 📷🚀"  [@GoingParabolic](/creator/x/GoingParabolic) on [X](/post/tweet/1947308744582275348) 2025-07-21 14:52:38 UTC 269.8K followers, 17K engagements "FOX BUSINESS GUEST JUST SAID LIVE ON TV THAT ALL X #BITCOIN AND CRYPTO BILLS WILL PASS SOON AND BTC WILL GO TO 150000 🚀"  [@GoingParabolic](/creator/x/GoingParabolic) on [X](/post/tweet/1945505696105038049) 2025-07-16 15:27:58 UTC 269.8K followers, 33.2K engagements "Retirement is a psyop. You dont stop working you stop growing. Your calendar goes blank. Your identity fades. You become a ghost in golf shoes. Humans are built to build. Retirement should be renamed: I do what I want. Could be a business. A book. A garden. But it sure as hell isnt a rocking chair. The goal isnt to do nothing. The goal is to stop doing what you have to. And start doing what you want to do. Retire the word retire"  [@GoingParabolic](/creator/x/GoingParabolic) on [X](/post/tweet/1946958463596105948) 2025-07-20 15:40:45 UTC 269.8K followers, 15K engagements "@Earl_Of_Chester @operationdanish my point is there is no scenario I can legit back that has JPMorgan using XRP and not creating their own blockchain to capture all the fees and all the upside"  [@GoingParabolic](/creator/x/GoingParabolic) on [X](/post/tweet/1947034959870337073) 2025-07-20 20:44:43 UTC 269.8K followers, XX engagements "Trump Media & Technology Group bought $2000000000 in Bitcoin"  [@GoingParabolic](/creator/x/GoingParabolic) on [X](/post/tweet/1947295130160959546) 2025-07-21 13:58:32 UTC 269.8K followers, 5569 engagements "I expect an epic run of Alt Coins this weekend. It's Alt Season MF'rs. Wake tf UP"  [@GoingParabolic](/creator/x/GoingParabolic) on [X](/post/tweet/1946184369841778767) 2025-07-18 12:24:46 UTC 269.8K followers, 20.2K engagements "Caitlin Clarks WNBA annual salary is $78K a year. That makes total sense to me. Explain to me how Im wrong"  [@GoingParabolic](/creator/x/GoingParabolic) on [X](/post/tweet/1947277551392416054) 2025-07-21 12:48:41 UTC 269.8K followers, 16.8K engagements "BREAKING: Trump expected to remove capital gains tax on Bitcoin during Crypto Week at the White House"  [@GoingParabolic](/creator/x/GoingParabolic) on [X](/post/tweet/1944809342458282339) 2025-07-14 17:20:54 UTC 269.8K followers, 140.5K engagements "Sorry i told you to sell XRP. It is ghey. You did good. Buy Bitcoin. Remember when I told you to buy that at 10k"  [@GoingParabolic](/creator/x/GoingParabolic) on [X](/post/tweet/1947298790630633785) 2025-07-21 14:13:05 UTC 269.8K followers, 7856 engagements "@CryptoGarga Buy my Burned Bored Ape sir. Muh Family needs to eat"  [@GoingParabolic](/creator/x/GoingParabolic) on [X](/post/tweet/1947082372014379392) 2025-07-20 23:53:07 UTC 269.8K followers, XXX engagements "Wiser words have never been spoken. Also buy Bitcoin"  [@GoingParabolic](/creator/x/GoingParabolic) on [X](/post/tweet/1946994574150299897) 2025-07-20 18:04:14 UTC 269.8K followers, 5707 engagements "The United States of America Fumbled the bag. Now they will pay 10x for the same Bitcoin. The United States will get bitcoin for the price they deserve"  [@GoingParabolic](/creator/x/GoingParabolic) on [X](/post/tweet/1945576536859374024) 2025-07-16 20:09:28 UTC 269.8K followers, 33.9K engagements "Mark my words #SPX6900 will become the Biggest Memecoin on Planet Earth"  [@GoingParabolic](/creator/x/GoingParabolic) on [X](/post/tweet/1947303657784868969) 2025-07-21 14:32:25 UTC 269.8K followers, 24.8K engagements "$2 TRILLION CITI BANK CFO JUST SAID LIVE ON CNBC THAT THEY WILL PROVIDE CRYPTO ON AND OFF RAMP ITS HAPPENING"  [@GoingParabolic](/creator/x/GoingParabolic) on [X](/post/tweet/1945551449334616417) 2025-07-16 18:29:46 UTC 269.8K followers, 27K engagements "I keep it simple. Buy bitcoin. Take creatine"  [@GoingParabolic](/creator/x/GoingParabolic) on [X](/post/tweet/1946632700762169585) 2025-07-19 18:06:17 UTC 269.8K followers, 6339 engagements "Ai Saylor inspired post @saylor (am I doing this right) All I see is bitcoin and gizz"  [@GoingParabolic](/creator/x/GoingParabolic) on [X](/post/tweet/1946191555552743649) 2025-07-18 12:53:19 UTC 269.8K followers, 5839 engagements "A true American Patriot - Inspirational Message from @ezz_ai Part 7"  [@GoingParabolic](/creator/x/GoingParabolic) on [X](/post/tweet/1948018475689026032) 2025-07-23 13:52:51 UTC 269.8K followers, 5111 engagements "Bitcoin XX Trillion in the next X months. $PEPE 20b in the next X months. $MOG 10b in the next X months. Mog or get Mogged 🫵😹🐸"  [@GoingParabolic](/creator/x/GoingParabolic) on [X](/post/tweet/1945985907904926137) 2025-07-17 23:16:09 UTC 269.8K followers, 8665 engagements "🚨 BREAKING: SAUDI TO INVEST $10B FROM THEIR SOVEREIGN WEALTH FUND INTO Ethereum $5k inbound"  [@GoingParabolic](/creator/x/GoingParabolic) on [X](/post/tweet/1947061772529131721) 2025-07-20 22:31:15 UTC 269.8K followers, 88.3K engagements "Memecoins Ranked by @Binance Listing Potential"  [@GoingParabolic](/creator/x/GoingParabolic) on [X](/post/tweet/1866553135214342331) 2024-12-10 18:38:40 UTC 269.8K followers, 103.3K engagements "HOLY MOTHER OF GOD : JUST IN: $XX Trillion Fidelity Bitcoin ETF will now allow in-kind redemptions This allows institutions to settle in Bitcoin instead of dollars 🚀"  [@GoingParabolic](/creator/x/GoingParabolic) on [X](/post/tweet/1948121784298955114) 2025-07-23 20:43:22 UTC 269.8K followers, 66.3K engagements "Who will be the Micro Strategy of Ethereum I don't care but Send SPX6900 $Pepe and $MOG. I am gonna buy earth"  [@GoingParabolic](/creator/x/GoingParabolic) on [X](/post/tweet/1947307820761723128) 2025-07-21 14:48:58 UTC 269.8K followers, 4695 engagements "ALTCOINS WILL MINT NEW MILLIONAIRES. Bookmark this"  [@GoingParabolic](/creator/x/GoingParabolic) on [X](/post/tweet/1942242001786675697) 2025-07-07 15:19:12 UTC 269.8K followers, 21.6K engagements "Would you rather have a XXX Million dollar building in New York or XXX bitcoin ($100000000) today"  [@GoingParabolic](/creator/x/GoingParabolic) on [X](/post/tweet/1945668724922421308) 2025-07-17 02:15:47 UTC 269.8K followers, 35.4K engagements "Train makes HISTORY after hitting a massive $XXXX Million jackpot on an online slot machine called Hex Appeals on Stake This makes it the worlds LARGEST slot win in history 😱"  [@GoingParabolic](/creator/x/GoingParabolic) on [X](/post/tweet/1947011256994431397) 2025-07-20 19:10:32 UTC 269.8K followers, 14.5K engagements "Incredible. I have been promoting Pit Vipers (Mog) for almost XX years. Every reference to Pit Vipers in NFTs can be block chain tied back to me. Every time. Pit Vipers has never offered me a free pair of glasses or a discount. NEVER. Now they launched a token (loyalty program) called Pitcoin. @PitViperShades - real talk. How can you ignore the original crypto / bitcoin Pit Viper wearing guy How Even Irish Spring @IrishSpring sends me soap. So much soap I can't use all the soap. DM's are open @PitViperShades. I expect a contract today"  [@GoingParabolic](/creator/x/GoingParabolic) on [X](/post/tweet/1947296985502883896) 2025-07-21 14:05:55 UTC 269.8K followers, 6008 engagements "XRP maxis should be born in Jail and have to earn their way out"  [@GoingParabolic](/creator/x/GoingParabolic) on [X](/post/tweet/1946539646260850831) 2025-07-19 11:56:31 UTC 269.8K followers, 9973 engagements "The wise warrior avoids the battle. That means buy as much bitcoin as you can possibly afford. Your future ancestors will speak your name"  [@GoingParabolic](/creator/x/GoingParabolic) on [X](/post/tweet/1946505813557731466) 2025-07-19 09:42:04 UTC 269.8K followers, 7437 engagements "The pumps are here. Youll be waking up to so much crypto youll throw up. Its gonna melt your brain. Prepare mentally. Because were here now 🚀🚀🚀"  [@GoingParabolic](/creator/x/GoingParabolic) on [X](/post/tweet/1946734044542128221) 2025-07-20 00:48:59 UTC 269.8K followers, 25K engagements "Imagine not having a Moonbag with the following assets Solana Eth Pepe Giga SPX6900 Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing"  [@GoingParabolic](/creator/x/GoingParabolic) on [X](/post/tweet/1932204714076352588) 2025-06-09 22:34:37 UTC 269.8K followers, 12.1K engagements "Happy Monday Just letting you all know that 94k people died from diabetes in the US last year and X people died from raw milk"  [@GoingParabolic](/creator/x/GoingParabolic) on [X](/post/tweet/1947392500877996292) 2025-07-21 20:25:27 UTC 269.8K followers, 25.6K engagements "Xrp holders debating me in space today. I bit your head off. OFF. YOUR HEAD IS OFF. I WIN XRPEEEEEEE. @xintanifae"  [@GoingParabolic](/creator/x/GoingParabolic) on [X](/post/tweet/1947045806361423892) 2025-07-20 21:27:49 UTC 269.8K followers, 8625 engagements "Bitcoin Dominance is approaching 60%. Alt season loading. Lock in"  [@GoingParabolic](/creator/x/GoingParabolic) on [X](/post/tweet/1947349150405652566) 2025-07-21 17:33:12 UTC 269.8K followers, 11.1K engagements "Bitcoin has done something it hasn't been able to do for over X years. It has broken above a X year trendline on the monthly chart. This has been a level of resistance for every bull market top since 2018. Higher 🚀"  [@GoingParabolic](/creator/x/GoingParabolic) on [X](/post/tweet/1944655592091447540) 2025-07-14 07:09:57 UTC 269.8K followers, 149.3K engagements "FOX BUSINESS SAYS TRILLIONS WORTH OF FINANCIAL ADVISORS ARE NOW COMING TO #BITCOIN WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE"  [@GoingParabolic](/creator/x/GoingParabolic) on [X](/post/tweet/1946573364081942688) 2025-07-19 14:10:30 UTC 269.8K followers, 14.8K engagements "MY btcSOL test is live I staked this am. SOL staked to pay me in BTC. Let's see how this goes. @btcsol_co"  [@GoingParabolic](/creator/x/GoingParabolic) on [X](/post/tweet/1946204798816035025) 2025-07-18 13:45:57 UTC 269.8K followers, 3549 engagements "Id rather have Gonorrhea than sound money"  [@GoingParabolic](/creator/x/GoingParabolic) on [X](/post/tweet/1947358472586052086) 2025-07-21 18:10:14 UTC 269.8K followers, 5989 engagements "If you bought any of the following cryptocurrencies instead of buying the $PUMP ICO you would be up: $BTC: +1% $ETH: +25% $XRP: +28% $USDT: X% $SOL: +26% $BNB: +10% $DOGE: +24% $ADA: +24% $SPX: +25% $PEPE: +14% Instead you're down XX% Was it really worth it"  [@GoingParabolic](/creator/x/GoingParabolic) on [X](/post/tweet/1947710239056294171) 2025-07-22 17:28:02 UTC 269.8K followers, 7072 engagements "Oh lord there's a fire. And its @xintanifae"  [@GoingParabolic](/creator/x/GoingParabolic) on [X](/post/tweet/1948071651238875245) 2025-07-23 17:24:09 UTC 269.8K followers, 7939 engagements "Most active communities in Crypto Spx6900 BITCOIN Mog Pepe Giga Testing"  [@GoingParabolic](/creator/x/GoingParabolic) on [X](/post/tweet/1928193720932851981) 2025-05-29 20:56:21 UTC 269.8K followers, 75.4K engagements "1st pic : girls with $XXX dollars of makeup washed off their face. 2nd pic : Me using the same bar of irish spring on my face body balls and hair"  [@GoingParabolic](/creator/x/GoingParabolic) on [X](/post/tweet/1947053866937098663) 2025-07-20 21:59:51 UTC 269.8K followers, 5985 engagements "Bitcoin loves to make these little headfake moves lower. Just low enough and just long enough to trick the weakest of weak hands in to dumping their coins before continuing higher. Do not fall for it. It has been making the exact same move for as long as Ive watched it. Godspeed"  [@GoingParabolic](/creator/x/GoingParabolic) on [X](/post/tweet/1947637410667323460) 2025-07-22 12:38:38 UTC 269.8K followers, 7311 engagements "@ezz_ai Wait until I teach the trenches about real woods. Brazilian Ipe / Bitcoin"  [@GoingParabolic](/creator/x/GoingParabolic) on [X](/post/tweet/1944393946114699494) 2025-07-13 13:50:16 UTC 269.8K followers, XXX engagements "BREAKING 🚨 NEWS : COINBASE HACK - issue is KYC. The more we KYC the more at risk the user is"  [@GoingParabolic](/creator/x/GoingParabolic) on [X](/post/tweet/1922992027345543210) 2025-05-15 12:26:41 UTC 269.8K followers, 987.9K engagements "If you bought $BTC at $100000 You're now XX% in profit Oh. Forgot You thought you were priced out Yikes 🫵😹"  [@GoingParabolic](/creator/x/GoingParabolic) on [X](/post/tweet/1944444234041369070) 2025-07-13 17:10:06 UTC 269.8K followers, 78.1K engagements "WE ARE WITH OUT A DOUBT AT THE BEGINNING OF A BULL MARKET. $287200 IS A BEARISH ESTIMATE"  [@GoingParabolic](/creator/x/GoingParabolic) on [X](/post/tweet/1947790272680656947) 2025-07-22 22:46:03 UTC 269.8K followers, 41.5K engagements "The United States Sovereign Wealth Fund will hold the following : Bitcoin. Ethereum. Solana. XRP. Cardano. LiteCoin. Wrapped BTC and Tik Tok. That's just the beginning"  [@GoingParabolic](/creator/x/GoingParabolic) on [X](/post/tweet/1886566049874674007) 2025-02-04 00:02:51 UTC 269.8K followers, 93.3K engagements "Solana is going to $XXX. Don't @ me. Write it down"  [@GoingParabolic](/creator/x/GoingParabolic) on [X](/post/tweet/1945529218286194815) 2025-07-16 17:01:26 UTC 269.8K followers, 9963 engagements "Bitcoin just crashed down from $116600 to $115800. This volatility is insane. There is no way Bitcoin is stable enough to serve as a store of value. The tradfi bros were right. It has failed as money. Sadly today I am selling all my Bitcoin. Goodbye"  [@GoingParabolic](/creator/x/GoingParabolic) on [X](/post/tweet/1943463217965191263) 2025-07-11 00:11:53 UTC 269.8K followers, 62.4K engagements "Real question - Why haven't the writters of south park come to me and hired my voice crew to make these cartoon videos. The combo of @belogi27 @ezz_ai @xintanifae and a whole cast of characters would slay. DMS are open for production contract pitches @SouthPark @Diddy @Drake @kendricklamar @BarackObama @realDonaldTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr"  [@GoingParabolic](/creator/x/GoingParabolic) on [X](/post/tweet/1948073460418121814) 2025-07-23 17:31:21 UTC 269.8K followers, 2815 engagements "cancer doesnt care about your plans. Live now"  [@GoingParabolic](/creator/x/GoingParabolic) on [X](/post/tweet/1947632864905838976) 2025-07-22 12:20:34 UTC 269.8K followers, 9580 engagements "Are the people that buy xrp just the same people that pick me up in an Uber"  [@GoingParabolic](/creator/x/GoingParabolic) on [X](/post/tweet/1947431495695524062) 2025-07-21 23:00:24 UTC 269.8K followers, 18.8K engagements "People go broke to Prove they are not broke to people who are broke"  [@GoingParabolic](/creator/x/GoingParabolic) on [X](/post/tweet/1947963831613047234) 2025-07-23 10:15:43 UTC 269.8K followers, 16.3K engagements "Top XX assets in the world by Market Cap. Bitcoin is now #6 and surpassed Google. Amazon is next"  [@GoingParabolic](/creator/x/GoingParabolic) on [X](/post/tweet/1920479992703578325) 2025-05-08 14:04:45 UTC 269.8K followers, 11.7K engagements "Dad how did mom get so rich" "Well Your dad hugged an HR lady at a Coldplay concert and i got to give XX% of all my money to mom in the divorce""  [@GoingParabolic](/creator/x/GoingParabolic) on [X](/post/tweet/1946016202695889085) 2025-07-18 01:16:32 UTC 269.8K followers, 7188 engagements "If you could only hold X coins for the next year what are they"  [@GoingParabolic](/creator/x/GoingParabolic) on [X](/post/tweet/1909716514782994681) 2025-04-08 21:14:32 UTC 269.8K followers, 58.9K engagements "Jane Adams doesnt like Donald Trump and for some reason she also doesnt like Jason A. Williams. Here is a clip of @iLoveJaneAdams taking a wild shot at the Parabolic Guy. I present to you my newest character Janesquatch Adams Professional Aspiring Politician"  [@GoingParabolic](/creator/x/GoingParabolic) on [X](/post/tweet/1947103172196995123) 2025-07-21 01:15:46 UTC 269.8K followers, 7348 engagements "I guess its that part of the cycle when Solana goes parabolic af"  [@GoingParabolic](/creator/x/GoingParabolic) on [X](/post/tweet/1947480340152639692) 2025-07-22 02:14:30 UTC 269.8K followers, 14.9K engagements "Hey @MustStopMurad do something SPX6900 🫡"  [@GoingParabolic](/creator/x/GoingParabolic) on [X](/post/tweet/1936460012727001287) 2025-06-21 16:23:39 UTC 269.8K followers, 34.6K engagements "New tech to rehab trenchers to just hold bitcoin. The facts are its working Bitcoin and chill"  [@GoingParabolic](/creator/x/GoingParabolic) on [X](/post/tweet/1946273868223512687) 2025-07-18 18:20:24 UTC 269.8K followers, 5734 engagements "Welcome to the Wonderful World of the Whites and Blue"  [@GoingParabolic](/creator/x/GoingParabolic) on [X](/post/tweet/1948137495906201738) 2025-07-23 21:45:48 UTC 269.8K followers, 4205 engagements "BREAKING NEWS: Hayden Davis orchestrator of the $LIBRA scam was apprehended by Argentinian authorities in Curaao earlier today"  [@GoingParabolic](/creator/x/GoingParabolic) on [X](/post/tweet/1946655555973423459) 2025-07-19 19:37:06 UTC 269.8K followers, 16.9K engagements "I need a memecoin that has: - More holders than traders - Undervalued market cap - Active community Anyone Bitcoin right"  [@GoingParabolic](/creator/x/GoingParabolic) on [X](/post/tweet/1915177668854587895) 2025-04-23 22:55:13 UTC 269.8K followers, 53.2K engagements "Before Ai. Before clip art. Before Twitter. There was me. Super car. Drippy"  [@GoingParabolic](/creator/x/GoingParabolic) on [X](/post/tweet/1947610082319208762) 2025-07-22 10:50:03 UTC 269.8K followers, 6862 engagements "Dude bought this for XXX bucks in 2012. Has XXX bitcoin on it. He just cracked the seed and sold the BTC. $10000000. Congrats to the OGs. (Also thats a Casascius coin) How it works : The "private key" is on a card embedded inside the coin and is protected by a tamper-evident hologram. The hologram leaves behind a honeycomb pattern if it is peeled. If the hologram is intact the bitcoin is good. If you have purchased a 2-factor item the private key is encrypted and will need to be decrypted using your original preselected passphrase before you can redeem the funds"  [@GoingParabolic](/creator/x/GoingParabolic) on [X](/post/tweet/1939813386440561042) 2025-06-30 22:28:45 UTC 269.8K followers, 78.7K engagements "Uber driver barber lies about being a successful crypto trader to impress pretty woman. Woman invites uber driver barber to spend weekend at her luxury flat. He walks into a wrench attack trap. Attackers are upset to learn he holds XXXXX worth of cryptocurrency"  [@GoingParabolic](/creator/x/GoingParabolic) on [X](/post/tweet/1947635329713754133) 2025-07-22 12:30:22 UTC 269.8K followers, 6296 engagements "Gary and I spoke about this many times. You all have no idea how much money is on the sidelines. COINBASE SAYS #BITCOIN ETF INFLOWS WILL EXPLODE SOON WHEN ADVISORS CAN RECOMMEND THEM"  [@GoingParabolic](/creator/x/GoingParabolic) on [X](/post/tweet/1944382247961772035) 2025-07-13 13:03:47 UTC 269.8K followers, 34.5K engagements "There are XX year olds that were born in 2004. That was XX years ago"  [@GoingParabolic](/creator/x/GoingParabolic) on [X](/post/tweet/1947075474225528846) 2025-07-20 23:25:42 UTC 269.8K followers, 10.7K engagements "Memes and bitcoin. What else does a man need Comment below 👇"  [@GoingParabolic](/creator/x/GoingParabolic) on [X](/post/tweet/1944845275752767987) 2025-07-14 19:43:41 UTC 269.8K followers, 17.2K engagements "WHITE HOUSE JUST CONFIRMED PRESIDENT TRUMP TO ELIMINATE CAPITAL GAINS FOR #BITCOIN PAYMENTS HERE WE GO"  [@GoingParabolic](/creator/x/GoingParabolic) on [X](/post/tweet/1945922394738102314) 2025-07-17 19:03:47 UTC 269.8K followers, 111.5K engagements "I want to own Bitcoin not XRP. I want to own Richard Mille not Hublot. I want to own Lamborghini not Nissan Altima. I want to own MSTY not some random bank stock with a X% annual dividend. I am a discerning. patient value investor. Its how I made my massive fortune"  [@GoingParabolic](/creator/x/GoingParabolic) on [X](/post/tweet/1946631510020214878) 2025-07-19 18:01:33 UTC 269.8K followers, 8731 engagements "I swear most of these $pepe maxis dont even hold it anymore lol"  [@GoingParabolic](/creator/x/GoingParabolic) on [X](/post/tweet/1936075098017902710) 2025-06-20 14:54:08 UTC 269.8K followers, 15.4K engagements "After a long break Im Happy to present to you the return of the Blue Man @ezz_ai Enjoy"  [@GoingParabolic](/creator/x/GoingParabolic) on [X](/post/tweet/1946844123878600833) 2025-07-20 08:06:24 UTC 269.8K followers, 9758 engagements "Breaking Blue Man Lesson #69 @ezz_ai "I don't care if you got Titties I'm not some nerd on the internet.""  [@GoingParabolic](/creator/x/GoingParabolic) on [X](/post/tweet/1947438257152921972) 2025-07-21 23:27:16 UTC 269.8K followers, 5150 engagements
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"Rate my port XX% $BTC XX% $SOL X% $ETH X% $XRP X% $DOGE X% $SUI X% $HEART X% $TRUMP X% $MSTR X% SPX6900 X% $Pepe $USDC to buy the dips" @GoingParabolic on X 2025-03-17 01:54:51 UTC 269.8K followers, 43.4K engagements
"Meme Coin Ranking - 2025 $PEPE ★★★★★ $SPX ★★★★★ ★★★★★ $APU ★☆☆☆☆ $MOG ★★★★★ ★★★★★ $PENGU ★★★★☆ $POPCAT ★★★★☆ $WOJACK ★★★★☆ $PONKE ★★★☆☆ $NERIO ★★★☆☆ $FWOG ★★☆☆☆ $GIGA ★★★★★ $SIGMA ★★★★★ $MOTHER ★☆☆☆☆ $BOBO ★★★★★ $HOPPY ☆☆☆☆☆ $PORK ★★★★★" @GoingParabolic on X 2025-07-19 12:53:33 UTC 269.8K followers, 86.3K engagements
"Prepare for the Biggest Bull Run of this Decade. Spx6900 Pepe Bitcoin Solana Ethereum Have a plan for each" @GoingParabolic on X 2025-07-20 15:49:29 UTC 269.8K followers, 40.9K engagements
"When Trump finally understands he only has 29k bitcoin in the US treasury what do you think he will do Be behind Germany in the Bitcoin Race I think the United States sells gold and buys 250000 BTC" @GoingParabolic on X 2025-07-17 23:46:17 UTC 269.8K followers, 7589 engagements
"you're not depressed. you just dont have XXX bitcoin" @GoingParabolic on X 2025-07-17 02:23:32 UTC 269.8K followers, 19K engagements
"The crazy part is The bull run hasn't even started yet Strap in" @GoingParabolic on X 2025-07-12 20:41:02 UTC 269.8K followers, 49.9K engagements
"I'm waiting for Bitcoin to pull back to $70k range to make my move" @GoingParabolic on X 2025-07-14 11:48:10 UTC 269.8K followers, 23.9K engagements
"This is the dump before the pump. Standard operating procedure" @GoingParabolic on X 2025-07-20 22:25:44 UTC 269.8K followers, 14.3K engagements
"After graduation from Caltech he went to work in the computer gaming field for a company that developed video games such as Adventures of Tron Armor Ambush Astrosmash and Space Attack. He later went to work for the PGP Corporation where he remained until his retirement in 2011. Finney was a cryptographic activist. In Space Quest X (Hal Finney worked on this game) the token pictured was called a Buckazoid and had an early Bitcoin logo. Glad Hal changed the name to Bitcoin" @GoingParabolic on X 2025-04-27 06:46:45 UTC 269.8K followers, 27.9K engagements
"BREAKING: WHARTON PROFESSOR JUST SAID #BITCOIN HAS A "CHANCE TO REPLACE DOLLARS AND EUROS" LIVE ON CNBC SAYING THE QUIET PART OUT LOUD. IT'S COMING 🚀" @GoingParabolic on X 2025-07-19 13:53:00 UTC 269.8K followers, 69.6K engagements
"Heres your daily dose of 80s Italian synth music" @GoingParabolic on X 2025-06-21 10:33:44 UTC 269.8K followers, 832.5K engagements
"You guys saw the kiss cam but man the blowjob cam was wild" @GoingParabolic on X 2025-07-18 23:13:43 UTC 269.8K followers, 26.2K engagements
"I have some personal news. After X years of talking about Bitcoin daily today I sold all my Bitcoin. Im leaving the space. This volatility is just too painful to bear. From $XXX to $1000 to $XXX to $20000 to $3000 to $69000 to $16000 to $123000. Now $116700. Cant do it" @GoingParabolic on X 2025-07-21 00:44:08 UTC 269.8K followers, 60.8K engagements
"Buy #SPX6900 and be happy. Buy $Mog and be happy. Buy Bitcoin and be happy. Imagine that I am your Financial Advisor and this is what I just charged you X% annually to advise you while we play golf and you pay for it. Imagine" @GoingParabolic on X 2025-07-16 12:51:10 UTC 269.8K followers, 8944 engagements
"This week I had conversations with my dentist accountant lawyer barber butler chauffeur caddy wifes boyfriend Coldplay lead singer and shoeshine guy about Bitcoin. Not a single one owned any yet and two of them told me straight up they would die without owning any. We are so early" @GoingParabolic on X 2025-07-20 14:12:37 UTC 269.8K followers, 19.3K engagements
"BLACKROCK CEO LARRY FINK PREDICTS THAT #BITCOIN COULD RISE TO $500000 - $700000 HE KNOWS SOMETHING 📷🚀" @GoingParabolic on X 2025-07-21 14:52:38 UTC 269.8K followers, 17K engagements
"FOX BUSINESS GUEST JUST SAID LIVE ON TV THAT ALL X #BITCOIN AND CRYPTO BILLS WILL PASS SOON AND BTC WILL GO TO 150000 🚀" @GoingParabolic on X 2025-07-16 15:27:58 UTC 269.8K followers, 33.2K engagements
"Retirement is a psyop. You dont stop working you stop growing. Your calendar goes blank. Your identity fades. You become a ghost in golf shoes. Humans are built to build. Retirement should be renamed: I do what I want. Could be a business. A book. A garden. But it sure as hell isnt a rocking chair. The goal isnt to do nothing. The goal is to stop doing what you have to. And start doing what you want to do. Retire the word retire" @GoingParabolic on X 2025-07-20 15:40:45 UTC 269.8K followers, 15K engagements
"@Earl_Of_Chester @operationdanish my point is there is no scenario I can legit back that has JPMorgan using XRP and not creating their own blockchain to capture all the fees and all the upside" @GoingParabolic on X 2025-07-20 20:44:43 UTC 269.8K followers, XX engagements
"Trump Media & Technology Group bought $2000000000 in Bitcoin" @GoingParabolic on X 2025-07-21 13:58:32 UTC 269.8K followers, 5569 engagements
"I expect an epic run of Alt Coins this weekend. It's Alt Season MF'rs. Wake tf UP" @GoingParabolic on X 2025-07-18 12:24:46 UTC 269.8K followers, 20.2K engagements
"Caitlin Clarks WNBA annual salary is $78K a year. That makes total sense to me. Explain to me how Im wrong" @GoingParabolic on X 2025-07-21 12:48:41 UTC 269.8K followers, 16.8K engagements
"BREAKING: Trump expected to remove capital gains tax on Bitcoin during Crypto Week at the White House" @GoingParabolic on X 2025-07-14 17:20:54 UTC 269.8K followers, 140.5K engagements
"Sorry i told you to sell XRP. It is ghey. You did good. Buy Bitcoin. Remember when I told you to buy that at 10k" @GoingParabolic on X 2025-07-21 14:13:05 UTC 269.8K followers, 7856 engagements
"@CryptoGarga Buy my Burned Bored Ape sir. Muh Family needs to eat" @GoingParabolic on X 2025-07-20 23:53:07 UTC 269.8K followers, XXX engagements
"Wiser words have never been spoken. Also buy Bitcoin" @GoingParabolic on X 2025-07-20 18:04:14 UTC 269.8K followers, 5707 engagements
"The United States of America Fumbled the bag. Now they will pay 10x for the same Bitcoin. The United States will get bitcoin for the price they deserve" @GoingParabolic on X 2025-07-16 20:09:28 UTC 269.8K followers, 33.9K engagements
"Mark my words #SPX6900 will become the Biggest Memecoin on Planet Earth" @GoingParabolic on X 2025-07-21 14:32:25 UTC 269.8K followers, 24.8K engagements
"$2 TRILLION CITI BANK CFO JUST SAID LIVE ON CNBC THAT THEY WILL PROVIDE CRYPTO ON AND OFF RAMP ITS HAPPENING" @GoingParabolic on X 2025-07-16 18:29:46 UTC 269.8K followers, 27K engagements
"I keep it simple. Buy bitcoin. Take creatine" @GoingParabolic on X 2025-07-19 18:06:17 UTC 269.8K followers, 6339 engagements
"Ai Saylor inspired post @saylor (am I doing this right) All I see is bitcoin and gizz" @GoingParabolic on X 2025-07-18 12:53:19 UTC 269.8K followers, 5839 engagements
"A true American Patriot - Inspirational Message from @ezz_ai Part 7" @GoingParabolic on X 2025-07-23 13:52:51 UTC 269.8K followers, 5111 engagements
"Bitcoin XX Trillion in the next X months. $PEPE 20b in the next X months. $MOG 10b in the next X months. Mog or get Mogged 🫵😹🐸" @GoingParabolic on X 2025-07-17 23:16:09 UTC 269.8K followers, 8665 engagements
"🚨 BREAKING: SAUDI TO INVEST $10B FROM THEIR SOVEREIGN WEALTH FUND INTO Ethereum $5k inbound" @GoingParabolic on X 2025-07-20 22:31:15 UTC 269.8K followers, 88.3K engagements
"Memecoins Ranked by @Binance Listing Potential" @GoingParabolic on X 2024-12-10 18:38:40 UTC 269.8K followers, 103.3K engagements
"HOLY MOTHER OF GOD : JUST IN: $XX Trillion Fidelity Bitcoin ETF will now allow in-kind redemptions This allows institutions to settle in Bitcoin instead of dollars 🚀" @GoingParabolic on X 2025-07-23 20:43:22 UTC 269.8K followers, 66.3K engagements
"Who will be the Micro Strategy of Ethereum I don't care but Send SPX6900 $Pepe and $MOG. I am gonna buy earth" @GoingParabolic on X 2025-07-21 14:48:58 UTC 269.8K followers, 4695 engagements
"ALTCOINS WILL MINT NEW MILLIONAIRES. Bookmark this" @GoingParabolic on X 2025-07-07 15:19:12 UTC 269.8K followers, 21.6K engagements
"Would you rather have a XXX Million dollar building in New York or XXX bitcoin ($100000000) today" @GoingParabolic on X 2025-07-17 02:15:47 UTC 269.8K followers, 35.4K engagements
"Train makes HISTORY after hitting a massive $XXXX Million jackpot on an online slot machine called Hex Appeals on Stake This makes it the worlds LARGEST slot win in history 😱" @GoingParabolic on X 2025-07-20 19:10:32 UTC 269.8K followers, 14.5K engagements
"Incredible. I have been promoting Pit Vipers (Mog) for almost XX years. Every reference to Pit Vipers in NFTs can be block chain tied back to me. Every time. Pit Vipers has never offered me a free pair of glasses or a discount. NEVER. Now they launched a token (loyalty program) called Pitcoin. @PitViperShades - real talk. How can you ignore the original crypto / bitcoin Pit Viper wearing guy How Even Irish Spring @IrishSpring sends me soap. So much soap I can't use all the soap. DM's are open @PitViperShades. I expect a contract today" @GoingParabolic on X 2025-07-21 14:05:55 UTC 269.8K followers, 6008 engagements
"XRP maxis should be born in Jail and have to earn their way out" @GoingParabolic on X 2025-07-19 11:56:31 UTC 269.8K followers, 9973 engagements
"The wise warrior avoids the battle. That means buy as much bitcoin as you can possibly afford. Your future ancestors will speak your name" @GoingParabolic on X 2025-07-19 09:42:04 UTC 269.8K followers, 7437 engagements
"The pumps are here. Youll be waking up to so much crypto youll throw up. Its gonna melt your brain. Prepare mentally. Because were here now 🚀🚀🚀" @GoingParabolic on X 2025-07-20 00:48:59 UTC 269.8K followers, 25K engagements
"Imagine not having a Moonbag with the following assets Solana Eth Pepe Giga SPX6900 Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing" @GoingParabolic on X 2025-06-09 22:34:37 UTC 269.8K followers, 12.1K engagements
"Happy Monday Just letting you all know that 94k people died from diabetes in the US last year and X people died from raw milk" @GoingParabolic on X 2025-07-21 20:25:27 UTC 269.8K followers, 25.6K engagements
"Xrp holders debating me in space today. I bit your head off. OFF. YOUR HEAD IS OFF. I WIN XRPEEEEEEE. @xintanifae" @GoingParabolic on X 2025-07-20 21:27:49 UTC 269.8K followers, 8625 engagements
"Bitcoin Dominance is approaching 60%. Alt season loading. Lock in" @GoingParabolic on X 2025-07-21 17:33:12 UTC 269.8K followers, 11.1K engagements
"Bitcoin has done something it hasn't been able to do for over X years. It has broken above a X year trendline on the monthly chart. This has been a level of resistance for every bull market top since 2018. Higher 🚀" @GoingParabolic on X 2025-07-14 07:09:57 UTC 269.8K followers, 149.3K engagements
"FOX BUSINESS SAYS TRILLIONS WORTH OF FINANCIAL ADVISORS ARE NOW COMING TO #BITCOIN WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE" @GoingParabolic on X 2025-07-19 14:10:30 UTC 269.8K followers, 14.8K engagements
"MY btcSOL test is live I staked this am. SOL staked to pay me in BTC. Let's see how this goes. @btcsol_co" @GoingParabolic on X 2025-07-18 13:45:57 UTC 269.8K followers, 3549 engagements
"Id rather have Gonorrhea than sound money" @GoingParabolic on X 2025-07-21 18:10:14 UTC 269.8K followers, 5989 engagements
"If you bought any of the following cryptocurrencies instead of buying the $PUMP ICO you would be up: $BTC: +1% $ETH: +25% $XRP: +28% $USDT: X% $SOL: +26% $BNB: +10% $DOGE: +24% $ADA: +24% $SPX: +25% $PEPE: +14% Instead you're down XX% Was it really worth it" @GoingParabolic on X 2025-07-22 17:28:02 UTC 269.8K followers, 7072 engagements
"Oh lord there's a fire. And its @xintanifae" @GoingParabolic on X 2025-07-23 17:24:09 UTC 269.8K followers, 7939 engagements
"Most active communities in Crypto Spx6900 BITCOIN Mog Pepe Giga Testing" @GoingParabolic on X 2025-05-29 20:56:21 UTC 269.8K followers, 75.4K engagements
"1st pic : girls with $XXX dollars of makeup washed off their face. 2nd pic : Me using the same bar of irish spring on my face body balls and hair" @GoingParabolic on X 2025-07-20 21:59:51 UTC 269.8K followers, 5985 engagements
"Bitcoin loves to make these little headfake moves lower. Just low enough and just long enough to trick the weakest of weak hands in to dumping their coins before continuing higher. Do not fall for it. It has been making the exact same move for as long as Ive watched it. Godspeed" @GoingParabolic on X 2025-07-22 12:38:38 UTC 269.8K followers, 7311 engagements
"@ezz_ai Wait until I teach the trenches about real woods. Brazilian Ipe / Bitcoin" @GoingParabolic on X 2025-07-13 13:50:16 UTC 269.8K followers, XXX engagements
"BREAKING 🚨 NEWS : COINBASE HACK - issue is KYC. The more we KYC the more at risk the user is" @GoingParabolic on X 2025-05-15 12:26:41 UTC 269.8K followers, 987.9K engagements
"If you bought $BTC at $100000 You're now XX% in profit Oh. Forgot You thought you were priced out Yikes 🫵😹" @GoingParabolic on X 2025-07-13 17:10:06 UTC 269.8K followers, 78.1K engagements
"WE ARE WITH OUT A DOUBT AT THE BEGINNING OF A BULL MARKET. $287200 IS A BEARISH ESTIMATE" @GoingParabolic on X 2025-07-22 22:46:03 UTC 269.8K followers, 41.5K engagements
"The United States Sovereign Wealth Fund will hold the following : Bitcoin. Ethereum. Solana. XRP. Cardano. LiteCoin. Wrapped BTC and Tik Tok. That's just the beginning" @GoingParabolic on X 2025-02-04 00:02:51 UTC 269.8K followers, 93.3K engagements
"Solana is going to $XXX. Don't @ me. Write it down" @GoingParabolic on X 2025-07-16 17:01:26 UTC 269.8K followers, 9963 engagements
"Bitcoin just crashed down from $116600 to $115800. This volatility is insane. There is no way Bitcoin is stable enough to serve as a store of value. The tradfi bros were right. It has failed as money. Sadly today I am selling all my Bitcoin. Goodbye" @GoingParabolic on X 2025-07-11 00:11:53 UTC 269.8K followers, 62.4K engagements
"Real question - Why haven't the writters of south park come to me and hired my voice crew to make these cartoon videos. The combo of @belogi27 @ezz_ai @xintanifae and a whole cast of characters would slay. DMS are open for production contract pitches @SouthPark @Diddy @Drake @kendricklamar @BarackObama @realDonaldTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr" @GoingParabolic on X 2025-07-23 17:31:21 UTC 269.8K followers, 2815 engagements
"cancer doesnt care about your plans. Live now" @GoingParabolic on X 2025-07-22 12:20:34 UTC 269.8K followers, 9580 engagements
"Are the people that buy xrp just the same people that pick me up in an Uber" @GoingParabolic on X 2025-07-21 23:00:24 UTC 269.8K followers, 18.8K engagements
"People go broke to Prove they are not broke to people who are broke" @GoingParabolic on X 2025-07-23 10:15:43 UTC 269.8K followers, 16.3K engagements
"Top XX assets in the world by Market Cap. Bitcoin is now #6 and surpassed Google. Amazon is next" @GoingParabolic on X 2025-05-08 14:04:45 UTC 269.8K followers, 11.7K engagements
"Dad how did mom get so rich" "Well Your dad hugged an HR lady at a Coldplay concert and i got to give XX% of all my money to mom in the divorce"" @GoingParabolic on X 2025-07-18 01:16:32 UTC 269.8K followers, 7188 engagements
"If you could only hold X coins for the next year what are they" @GoingParabolic on X 2025-04-08 21:14:32 UTC 269.8K followers, 58.9K engagements
"Jane Adams doesnt like Donald Trump and for some reason she also doesnt like Jason A. Williams. Here is a clip of @iLoveJaneAdams taking a wild shot at the Parabolic Guy. I present to you my newest character Janesquatch Adams Professional Aspiring Politician" @GoingParabolic on X 2025-07-21 01:15:46 UTC 269.8K followers, 7348 engagements
"I guess its that part of the cycle when Solana goes parabolic af" @GoingParabolic on X 2025-07-22 02:14:30 UTC 269.8K followers, 14.9K engagements
"Hey @MustStopMurad do something SPX6900 🫡" @GoingParabolic on X 2025-06-21 16:23:39 UTC 269.8K followers, 34.6K engagements
"New tech to rehab trenchers to just hold bitcoin. The facts are its working Bitcoin and chill" @GoingParabolic on X 2025-07-18 18:20:24 UTC 269.8K followers, 5734 engagements
"Welcome to the Wonderful World of the Whites and Blue" @GoingParabolic on X 2025-07-23 21:45:48 UTC 269.8K followers, 4205 engagements
"BREAKING NEWS: Hayden Davis orchestrator of the $LIBRA scam was apprehended by Argentinian authorities in Curaao earlier today" @GoingParabolic on X 2025-07-19 19:37:06 UTC 269.8K followers, 16.9K engagements
"I need a memecoin that has: - More holders than traders - Undervalued market cap - Active community Anyone Bitcoin right" @GoingParabolic on X 2025-04-23 22:55:13 UTC 269.8K followers, 53.2K engagements
"Before Ai. Before clip art. Before Twitter. There was me. Super car. Drippy" @GoingParabolic on X 2025-07-22 10:50:03 UTC 269.8K followers, 6862 engagements
"Dude bought this for XXX bucks in 2012. Has XXX bitcoin on it. He just cracked the seed and sold the BTC. $10000000. Congrats to the OGs. (Also thats a Casascius coin) How it works : The "private key" is on a card embedded inside the coin and is protected by a tamper-evident hologram. The hologram leaves behind a honeycomb pattern if it is peeled. If the hologram is intact the bitcoin is good. If you have purchased a 2-factor item the private key is encrypted and will need to be decrypted using your original preselected passphrase before you can redeem the funds" @GoingParabolic on X 2025-06-30 22:28:45 UTC 269.8K followers, 78.7K engagements
"Uber driver barber lies about being a successful crypto trader to impress pretty woman. Woman invites uber driver barber to spend weekend at her luxury flat. He walks into a wrench attack trap. Attackers are upset to learn he holds XXXXX worth of cryptocurrency" @GoingParabolic on X 2025-07-22 12:30:22 UTC 269.8K followers, 6296 engagements
"Gary and I spoke about this many times. You all have no idea how much money is on the sidelines. COINBASE SAYS #BITCOIN ETF INFLOWS WILL EXPLODE SOON WHEN ADVISORS CAN RECOMMEND THEM" @GoingParabolic on X 2025-07-13 13:03:47 UTC 269.8K followers, 34.5K engagements
"There are XX year olds that were born in 2004. That was XX years ago" @GoingParabolic on X 2025-07-20 23:25:42 UTC 269.8K followers, 10.7K engagements
"Memes and bitcoin. What else does a man need Comment below 👇" @GoingParabolic on X 2025-07-14 19:43:41 UTC 269.8K followers, 17.2K engagements
"WHITE HOUSE JUST CONFIRMED PRESIDENT TRUMP TO ELIMINATE CAPITAL GAINS FOR #BITCOIN PAYMENTS HERE WE GO" @GoingParabolic on X 2025-07-17 19:03:47 UTC 269.8K followers, 111.5K engagements
"I want to own Bitcoin not XRP. I want to own Richard Mille not Hublot. I want to own Lamborghini not Nissan Altima. I want to own MSTY not some random bank stock with a X% annual dividend. I am a discerning. patient value investor. Its how I made my massive fortune" @GoingParabolic on X 2025-07-19 18:01:33 UTC 269.8K followers, 8731 engagements
"I swear most of these $pepe maxis dont even hold it anymore lol" @GoingParabolic on X 2025-06-20 14:54:08 UTC 269.8K followers, 15.4K engagements
"After a long break Im Happy to present to you the return of the Blue Man @ezz_ai Enjoy" @GoingParabolic on X 2025-07-20 08:06:24 UTC 269.8K followers, 9758 engagements
"Breaking Blue Man Lesson #69 @ezz_ai "I don't care if you got Titties I'm not some nerd on the internet."" @GoingParabolic on X 2025-07-21 23:27:16 UTC 269.8K followers, 5150 engagements
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